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Speaker 1: I think we went too hard on the Popeyes Lady.
Speaker 2: Which Popeyes lady?
Speaker 1: The one the Popeyes Lady commercial?
Speaker 3: Oh no, you know I'm talking about the exhausted Popeyes lady.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no, to hear her, right. I
Speaker 3: feel like we all support her.
Speaker 4: No, I remember I liked her because you were just
Speaker 4: like we all had that day at work, like we
Speaker 4: all had that.
Speaker 2: Like you're talking about the chicken, the herbs.
Speaker 3: And spices and all the yes that Popeyes. I agree
Speaker 3: with you on that. I think people went too hard
Speaker 3: on her.
Speaker 1: I think we saw her and we she was doing
Speaker 1: the job they asked her to do, and we immediately
Speaker 1: called her a clue in a way that I think
Speaker 1: had had huge ramifications for a future in US embracing
Speaker 1: ourselves on screen.
Speaker 3: I mean I haven't seen her in anything else.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, like movies?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I mean that's how how often does
Speaker 3: that happen? But maybe maybe I also maybe this wasn't
Speaker 3: her dream? Is the point.
Speaker 4: I also don't feel good about going at her because, like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, we're in the safety of the studio.
Speaker 3: I'm not going there every day. But like I love
Speaker 3: that chicken from Popeye's.
Speaker 1: I do love that chicken from popeye'es.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think there has been a dropping quality
Speaker 4: in recent years, but I love that chicken from both.
Speaker 3: Jangles I I and I I'm cautious.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I would have appreciated them putting
Speaker 1: some white woman in that.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like the opposite what the opposite
Speaker 2: of that, we would have been furious about.
Speaker 3: We would have been so upset it was if it
Speaker 3: was a white person going chick.
Speaker 2: Hey yo. So it's kind of like, you're right, we
Speaker 2: did go hard on her. I didn't because to me,
Speaker 2: like if I went to New Orleans or Louisiana, that
Speaker 2: is exactly who I would want to serve me because
Speaker 2: that's a that's a that's a black lady from New Orleans.
Speaker 2: Did she turn it up a little?
Speaker 1: Maybe that's but that's also the exactly why we reacted
Speaker 1: the way we Also, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know Popeye's is black owned, So at the end
Speaker 2: of the day, niggas are gone on the plane about
Speaker 2: some lessons.
Speaker 4: I almost feel like it can't be.
Speaker 2: Exactly So if it was black owned and that happened,
Speaker 2: we would have something to say. This version of us
Speaker 2: having something to say was just it was too black
Speaker 2: and it was white owned.
Speaker 3: But every version we would have complained about.
Speaker 1: And and that's more of the problem, right, is that
Speaker 1: we put on her our own frustrations with a system
Speaker 1: at large. This is a fucked up system where a
Speaker 1: restaurant that objectively is mostly serving black people is white
Speaker 1: owned and then deciding what kind of imagery of black
Speaker 1: people we get to see that makes us feel icky.
Speaker 3: But the lady didn't do nothing.
Speaker 1: She read They told her to read the lines.
Speaker 2: Did she does she talk like that for real? Though? No? Okay,
Speaker 2: so maybe that do you know that you've seen her
Speaker 2: and you've seen the Popeyes Ladies Interviews. I seen her
Speaker 2: on the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 3: I think, now you're just expecting too much.
Speaker 1: You are out there, come on the podcast we will
Speaker 1: hang out with Want hear your sweet voice?
Speaker 2: I would like to Otherwise, if she actually talks like
Speaker 2: that all the time, then it's fine. You're just a
Speaker 2: lady from New Orleans.
Speaker 4: She's sure, though, come on, man, Johnny Depp doesn't talk
Speaker 4: like Jack Sparrow.
Speaker 2: That was a strange that was That was an example
Speaker 2: like Jack Sparrow was like a culture.
Speaker 3: That was like a pirate. I haven't even seen that movie,
Speaker 3: and I don't really understand where that came from. No,
Speaker 3: it's okay, you're doing good. Yeah, I'm trying.
Speaker 2: It's I think it's like how people complain about like
Speaker 2: a snowfall. It's like, okay, you hired a dude from
Speaker 2: London to speak like he's from l A instead of
Speaker 2: hiring an actor from l A. It always comes down
Speaker 2: to like the authenticity of it. So had she just
Speaker 2: that's how she spoke, it probably would have went over well.
Speaker 2: But if if she if they hire somebody be like
Speaker 2: talk like you're from New Orleans and they're like yeah,
Speaker 2: chickens like yeah, because that alligator is you have no
Speaker 2: reason to ever say that's.
Speaker 3: What they're doing down there.
Speaker 1: In my head, I like the idea that in the
Speaker 1: commercials she just says that they were like damn, she's
Speaker 1: from there.
Speaker 2: She's really funny, she gets busy.
Speaker 4: I do see that point of authenticity and acting. I do.
Speaker 4: I am weary of that because I don't think it always.
Speaker 4: The point of acting isn't to get someone who lived
Speaker 4: that exact thing to be the act Then we don't
Speaker 4: get Stringer Bell, you know what I'm saying. Like I
Speaker 4: think that, like I think putting those parameters on acting.
Speaker 1: Is not there's an inventiveness to Stringer as that choice,
Speaker 1: because there are other actors that, like I could see
Speaker 1: in that role that would play completely different. Right Like there,
Speaker 1: he had this sort of like almost like stiffness to
Speaker 1: him that made me scared of a new kind of dude,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It didn't exist.
Speaker 2: Before because it was a British dude pretending to be
Speaker 2: a gangster from Baltimore. And I think if you just
Speaker 2: didn't know how.
Speaker 1: To compute, if you put scared, if you put bokin
Speaker 1: Woodbine in that, and I don't have the same type
Speaker 1: of fear that I get out of Idris because he's
Speaker 1: an actor, he's trained.
Speaker 2: I get what you. I fully agree with that because
Speaker 2: I think that, you know, there are some roles where
Speaker 2: it's like, you don't be like, oh, you hired this
Speaker 2: Emmy Award winning actress to play a drug addict.
Speaker 3: Why did you just get a drug addict? Yeah, exactly
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Now you're you're on set looking at the call sheet, and.
Speaker 3: Now there's no copper on the set.
Speaker 2: Now there's no copper on the wrap ship.
Speaker 3: Well, he kept it real.
Speaker 2: I think it goes down back to the first thing
Speaker 2: I said. It's like niggas will find a way to
Speaker 2: complain about something. Yeah, in capital and.
Speaker 3: No that is that is facts. But I think you
Speaker 3: gotta let actress be actors, let actors be acting. To
Speaker 3: that point, that's probably what she was doing in that commercial.
Speaker 1: She tried her best and and and I'll take it
Speaker 1: one step further. I know now that flow from from
Speaker 1: a progressive has like been elevated to like now she's
Speaker 1: in charge of their commercials, like she directs them. She
Speaker 1: is like a part of the actual shaping of the campaign.
Speaker 1: They've empowered her in a way where she is like
Speaker 1: for real, for real, a mover and shaker in progressive.
Speaker 1: They didn't do that with the pop Us, and that's
Speaker 1: to me where we get short changed. Okay, put her
Speaker 1: in this weird position where she got to do a
Speaker 1: shitty Cajun accent to be able to make money, but
Speaker 1: keep her making real money, not chump change.
Speaker 2: All the way.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I just Popeyes. I just want
Speaker 3: I want that progressive.
Speaker 4: That's not even I don't even think that's necessarily the
Speaker 4: career career, Like, uh, can.
Speaker 3: You hear me?
Speaker 4: Now, I don't think that. I don't think that. I
Speaker 4: don't think that guy ran Verizon, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's like a.
Speaker 1: Bunch of commercial dealers. Yeah, end up like the AT
Speaker 1: and T girl directs those commercials.
Speaker 3: Now, Oh, I did not know that.
Speaker 1: I think they do that ship if they really build
Speaker 1: campaigns around you because they want to keep you happy, right,
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't believe they did that for the Popeyes.
Speaker 1: Like I don't think so either. But that's not even
Speaker 1: Popeyes get them what other commercials. I don't even know
Speaker 1: other Popeyes commercials.
Speaker 2: Really I don't really know how bad situation happens enough,
Speaker 2: I don't know how often that happens, but.
Speaker 3: Flow with Progressive it was almost to a point.
Speaker 2: Where we wouldn't accept anybody else like that was like,
Speaker 2: that's like one of the most iconic I don't even
Speaker 2: know if that's a campaign. That was just how they
Speaker 2: were after that. It was like a small campaign and stuff.
Speaker 2: So no, we're still in it. I mean, I definitely
Speaker 2: wish the Popeyes lady. And I'm rooting for anybody black,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. I think there are like
Speaker 2: tiers of commercial like faces of campaigns, you know, like
Speaker 2: the do you hear me now? Guy?
Speaker 3: You know? Yeah? And I'm saying give it. I believe
Speaker 3: it to everybody. Yeah, I like that. And she deserves
Speaker 3: more than we gave. She should be the CEO of Popeyees.
Speaker 3: That would have been. I don't think anybody would have
Speaker 3: anything to say.
Speaker 2: If she was like, come down down to New Orleans
Speaker 2: and this Popa's chicken and she and she was the boss.
Speaker 2: That's fine, even if it's I'm not only say I'm
Speaker 2: not only a customer, I'm the president. Yeah, crazy smacking
Speaker 2: black community. I made that now it's not You can't
Speaker 2: even say cooning. This is my business. Yes, nobody asked
Speaker 2: me to act like you know what.
Speaker 3: I worry about.
Speaker 4: I worried that the CEO of pop Eye it's some
Speaker 4: dark conglomerate, especially since like the Don Julio collab and
Speaker 4: stuff like that. And then you realize we never heard anything.
Speaker 4: It's not like you hear about like, oh Popey's was
Speaker 4: like it was. It started as a one room shock
Speaker 4: in Houston, and somebody blew, we don't know anything about it.
Speaker 3: Now it's got an I guarantee, it's got a nasty history.
Speaker 2: You guys want a chicken conspiracy?
Speaker 3: Oh? Please?
Speaker 2: The blackest thing I can say on this ship, what
Speaker 2: if the nigga behind Popeye's was Colonel Sanders? Hear me out, Okay,
Speaker 2: most white people that build empires spend a lot of
Speaker 2: money trying to figure out how they can get their
Speaker 2: white ass product to us. Right, what do they do?
Speaker 2: They hide behind something else to get the black vote,
Speaker 2: but they're behind all of it. Look at BuzzFeed Cocoa butter.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine? Could you imagine if Colonel Sanders started Popeyes?
Speaker 2: Put a black lady from Louisiana. In the commercials now,
Speaker 2: He's like, I don't have to worry about it. I
Speaker 2: know niggas love KFC.
Speaker 3: Two.
Speaker 2: That's probably the biggest hole in.
Speaker 3: My I actually don't know that.
Speaker 4: I've always felt it was an inferior chicken.
Speaker 1: I think on I think on large, black people have
Speaker 1: made their choice for what the good chicken is, and.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: Better Thanbertson. I feel like the cooks there are better.
Speaker 1: Weirdly, I think depending on where your local grocery is
Speaker 1: in California, you could argue that that's some of these
Speaker 1: there's a kitchen, these chickens, Yeah they're making good chicken.
Speaker 1: But I'm assuming point point being yeah, fuck, that is possible.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It reminds me a lot of how like Coca Cola
Speaker 1: owns Fanta Ran that, like there are all these offshoot
Speaker 1: whatever type brands. And what's crazy about it is Popeyes
Speaker 1: is solely in America.
Speaker 3: It's not I know.
Speaker 4: That because like Iron, KFC and all fast food is
Speaker 4: sucking them up in the Middle East right now. They're
Speaker 4: getting fat, like they can't handle it, like because it
Speaker 4: like it came in and they're like.
Speaker 3: Hey, we're better at something.
Speaker 2: You're good. We can handle these crazy food I think
Speaker 2: of Nike and Jordan's brought a nigga into se niggas
Speaker 2: right and now.
Speaker 1: And now clips Yeah, it clips the other shoes for
Speaker 1: a while at least.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's a fair fair argument to the
Speaker 1: possibility that maybe they're just weird sister companies.
Speaker 4: Well, and then you know what, it gets even more
Speaker 4: than fairious because isn't KFC is backdoor owed by Pepsi
Speaker 4: right or like there's like an affiliation there. That's why
Speaker 4: they can do like it. I think it's KFC to
Speaker 4: Bell and Pizza. That's why they can do the three
Speaker 4: and one. I think it's all under the Pepsi.
Speaker 2: Co oh, that's why they have those like a fast
Speaker 2: food collapse. Wondering about that it'd be like Carls Junior
Speaker 2: and the Green Burrito. Yeah, yes, I'm putting on one
Speaker 2: of the artists.
Speaker 6: Never.
Speaker 3: Green Burrito Lunatics.
Speaker 2: That's slow down.
Speaker 3: Was a crazy st lunatic to pick that was a
Speaker 3: crazy Which one.
Speaker 2: Was that I knew?
Speaker 3: I knew no, no, no, that was damn no.
Speaker 2: Ali was the tall dude.
Speaker 3: Murphy is how I thought of it really Murphy Lee
Speaker 3: was a leader to me. Murphy Lee was a young boy.
Speaker 2: Murphy Lee was theopular one.
Speaker 3: He was popular.
Speaker 4: He was the youngest.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Nelly was the leader was.
Speaker 4: I don't know if them niggas ever met Nelly.
Speaker 2: They saw him once at a baseball stadium. One video
Speaker 2: what you picked video? You're gonna be the air Force
Speaker 2: one and you get better up.
Speaker 3: I like this.
Speaker 2: I had Murphy Lea's album. I did too. That's so funny, man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just love how he made a creative block a
Speaker 2: hook by saying what the hook going? Yeah, that's fun
Speaker 2: when you really like, when you really like take a
Speaker 2: part that hook, it's hilarious. It's like these thigas did
Speaker 2: not know what to do, no clue. And that was
Speaker 2: the single.
Speaker 3: But you know what it was also was he was.
Speaker 1: Like young, so he was like, I'm about to come
Speaker 1: in and do some ship nobody's ever done before.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it dumb, figure, I don't even know. You don't
Speaker 7: need a hook, man, that's my whole thing. And it's like,
Speaker 7: that's not how you introduce yourself. You're not needing the hook.
Speaker 3: Is the hook?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is decisive kidding.
Speaker 3: It was a good single. Yeah, I like that song.
Speaker 3: It really up to I like the Air Force.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they had the same Lunatics did a good.
Speaker 2: We're talking about companies not letting niggas in Air Force.
Speaker 2: One guy had no deals with the same Olympics or Nelly.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. They just hiked the price up. They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: niggas like it.
Speaker 4: That's crazy too, because that was Nelly was making actual
Speaker 4: money that would would have only serviced Nike.
Speaker 2: Everybody started wearing them.
Speaker 1: He was He was the number one hip hop artist
Speaker 1: in the country, in the world, I think it was
Speaker 1: world like Nelly and Nelly made the amount of money
Speaker 1: before the bottom came out of the record industry. I
Speaker 1: still remember jay Z having to be like the only
Speaker 1: ones moving units and Juice and us. They had to
Speaker 1: acknowledge Nelly. Yeah, that's crazy. That was jay Z at
Speaker 1: his height had to be like, no, the I look
Speaker 1: them two, I gotta I gotta put.
Speaker 3: My hands up.
Speaker 2: That's next level.
Speaker 4: I mean, you remember the ride with me was like,
Speaker 4: I don't remember a song being everywhere.
Speaker 2: Probably my least favorite Nelly. So yeah, it's not good,
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying that's a hot take.
Speaker 3: I know I didn't like I didn't like it that
Speaker 3: much either.
Speaker 2: I relied me and the one with Kelly Rowland hold
Speaker 2: on like dilemma?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's you didn't care for that.
Speaker 4: You might just be wrong on that dilemma, was bro?
Speaker 3: I used to be in a rib. Look at you.
Speaker 1: Look at you tell itself.
Speaker 2: Too, Bro, I used to be in a bonded with
Speaker 2: somebody imbarrassed that way too embarrassed.
Speaker 3: That hurt me.
Speaker 2: Look how his brain works.
Speaker 3: Bro, I used to be in the crib listening to dilemma.
Speaker 3: What should I had a girlfriend? Oh my god, man,
Speaker 3: he came out in the summer. You know remember that.
Speaker 4: It came out in the summer, and I was just like, man,
Speaker 4: I had a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Who year was that?
Speaker 3: Probably two thousand and three. Kelly Rowland was so fine.
Speaker 2: Kelly was fine.
Speaker 3: I've always been to Kelly had always Kelly. I like that.
Speaker 3: I like that short hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like the redheaded one too, before Beyonce. Yeah
Speaker 4: you starting no kick, No, no, no, no, the redheaded one.
Speaker 4: Oh you like the beginning, oh before?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: She was cute to their names. Look Toya, Tavia and LaToya.
Speaker 3: That sounds right.
Speaker 2: I was like doctor sus character, and br did not
Speaker 2: like her. On the boat, she did not.
Speaker 8: Like you would get here, you would love green eggs,
Speaker 8: and tonight he would not be in his bad That's
Speaker 8: how she threatened her.
Speaker 2: You got to eat some green Eggsam, bitch, and it
Speaker 2: ain't green because we put food color in this rid.
Speaker 3: You're four, Now get your ass out of here.
Speaker 2: Goes from four to two. Patrick.
Speaker 3: We haven't even introduced you yet.
Speaker 2: It's been a good time.
Speaker 1: A good Our guest today is he's phenomenal. He's very funny.
Speaker 1: You know him from all kinds of stuff on the internet. Specifically,
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Speaker 1: his own podcast, he has his own show. He makes
Speaker 1: so much great content. Give it up for Patrick Cloud You.
Speaker 7: You will smell good, I feel good, and you sing
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Speaker 3: Expect James moving around. Keep you on your toes.
Speaker 2: Were sitting down.
Speaker 3: We're so happy you're here. Uh.
Speaker 1: We we came with a conspiracy uh that we're excited
Speaker 1: to unpack with you. My mama told me.
Speaker 2: The apocalypse has already started. H Where does that land
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 1: Let's just get the first thoughts out of the way.
Speaker 1: When you hear that absolutely yeah, and don't take any
Speaker 1: time to process it. Just launch right into those feelings
Speaker 1: I finished.
Speaker 2: I definitely think so. I think that whenever you think
Speaker 2: of whenever you think of like stories of the apocalypse
Speaker 2: or like biblical stories, you kind of think of how
Speaker 2: people used to drawing caves, right, It wasn't literal, it
Speaker 2: was just like, you know, something I didn't understand. So
Speaker 2: you know, if an angel came down, you might say
Speaker 2: a monster floated down. You know, like the ways things
Speaker 2: were described in our head is like mythical and stuff,
Speaker 2: but it was probably very very realistic. So when you
Speaker 2: think of like stories of the apocalypse, I don't necessarily
Speaker 2: know if we're gonna actually go outside in the sky's
Speaker 2: on fire or there's you know, the four horsees thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we're going to see a skeleton
Speaker 2: on a horse in the sky. Yeah, you know, I
Speaker 2: think those are symbolic of what's happening with us.
Speaker 3: So when they say members of government.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like exactly, like everything that's going on with the
Speaker 2: government right now and everybody's like, what the hell is happening?
Speaker 2: You know, that could be part of it. You know,
Speaker 2: when I go outside, when I'm driving down the street
Speaker 2: and I see the sidewalks full of tents on streets
Speaker 2: that it was never like that before. Usually in La
Speaker 2: like skid Row was like one area. Things have gotten
Speaker 2: so bad that people are just outside. People like it's
Speaker 2: really bad right now. So when they say like, oh,
Speaker 2: the world is supposed to end in twenty twelve, remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we think that it's gonna be like midnight and
Speaker 3: everything blows up and stuff.
Speaker 2: But it's like, no, that could have.
Speaker 3: Just been the start of a whole like chain reaction.
Speaker 1: They're warming up the engine. You eventually will be us
Speaker 1: fully driving off the case exactly.
Speaker 2: And then when we think about how we would write
Speaker 2: about these times, how somebody would just describe our president
Speaker 2: or the things that are happening with like Elon Musk
Speaker 2: and all these things, it might be depicted as like
Speaker 2: a monster or like a demon. So if you read
Speaker 2: that a thousand years now, based on our experience and
Speaker 2: what's going on, So if somebody were to read about
Speaker 2: that or paint about it, they might they can't take
Speaker 2: it literally. They had a demon in office, had all
Speaker 2: this crazy stuff going on, you know. So I think
Speaker 2: that if you break down everything that's happening. And the symbology,
Speaker 2: the symbology, what am I trying to say, The symbolism,
Speaker 2: the symbolism of what it could be represented as.
Speaker 1: I think we could absolutely be in the armageddon. Wow,
Speaker 1: it's a good argument. Where does this sit with you?
Speaker 3: Man? I do like the argument.
Speaker 4: So I've been thinking about this a lot lately. Kind
Speaker 4: of is it like I'm trying to lean more positive
Speaker 4: in that. I feel like every generation has faced world
Speaker 4: ending possibilities, like when nuclear war was invented, right, and
Speaker 4: they have kids at school going under their desks and
Speaker 4: things like that. I think there's always been things like that.
Speaker 4: I think that we are in the midst of a
Speaker 4: paradigm shift, right. I think that power is transferring from
Speaker 4: the West to wherever it goes next, and we're at
Speaker 4: the tail end of that. And I do feel like
Speaker 4: that feels like the end of the world. But I
Speaker 4: think it's just a time of upheaval and change. I
Speaker 4: think it's just we're not going to be number one
Speaker 4: no more. And that's a and that's a and that's
Speaker 4: a that's a stark contrast to the America that we
Speaker 4: grew up in. And I think that's a stark contrast
Speaker 4: to the way that the world has worked throughout our
Speaker 4: lives and maybe a generation or so before.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if I feel like that's the
Speaker 1: end of the world. That's that's always been my struggle.
Speaker 1: I think with these ideas is that it puts this
Speaker 1: sort of self reflection on us as human of like
Speaker 1: our value to the world means that the world will end.
Speaker 1: And even a part of me goes like, all right,
Speaker 1: there is a world where the US falls and it
Speaker 1: destabilizes everything so much that it everything falls. I don't
Speaker 1: know that to be true, but it's a possibility, right,
Speaker 1: And even if that were true, I don't know that
Speaker 1: that means the world is over. I just think we
Speaker 1: all ab out.
Speaker 3: Of here, you know what I mean? Like I think
Speaker 3: panthers will live on, like fucking oh you mean like
Speaker 3: humans in jail. I think that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying that, like humanity will continue to exist
Speaker 1: in some form, but more importantly, another species could rise
Speaker 1: to sort of see its heyday.
Speaker 3: Like I don't know that we're.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that my when I okay, so when
Speaker 2: I was talking about like things being symbolic, I think
Speaker 2: that goes even down to the phrase of the end
Speaker 2: of the world. I think that the world can end
Speaker 2: multiple times, and it has. I don't necessarily think the
Speaker 2: end of the world just means like now we're nothing,
Speaker 2: you know, if you think about all the all the
Speaker 2: eras of the world, even within our our lives, you know,
Speaker 2: Like I think that that can be described as the
Speaker 2: end of one thing and the start of another thing.
Speaker 2: You know, that world is no more, and you can
Speaker 2: you could just flip through the history books and see
Speaker 2: that evidence of just rising and falling of stuff. So
Speaker 2: I don't necessarily think the end is literally the end.
Speaker 2: I think that even like what you're saying, if America
Speaker 2: is goes down the shitter and then the shift as
Speaker 2: a world as the world, that would be the end
Speaker 2: of one thing and the rise of true you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like the fall of the Roman Empire, you know, like
Speaker 2: that was to a lot of people, that was the
Speaker 2: end of the world, and then everything after that historically
Speaker 2: was very different.
Speaker 3: So I think that a huge shift can also be
Speaker 3: symbolically the end of the world.
Speaker 4: Also, yeah, I mean that's yeah, it's the end of
Speaker 4: the world as we know it, right, Yeah, And I
Speaker 4: think that is fair that that that makes sense to me,
Speaker 4: and I think I think.
Speaker 3: Books mark time through the fall of like the Greeks
Speaker 3: and then the Romans, and like we we literally are like, no,
Speaker 3: that was a different era of life in humanity. I
Speaker 3: bet when America falls it's a similar energy where people
Speaker 3: are like, no, they went crazy, but they're gone now, right,
Speaker 3: and right what that was is you can go visit
Speaker 3: it and walk through it, but you ain't. You will
Speaker 3: not experience that. Yeah, because we all speak Chinese now, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: It's like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, back in my day is people literally referring to
Speaker 2: the last world that they were in.
Speaker 4: To me, Bro, isn't that crazy to think we're going
Speaker 4: to be old and we're going to be like nah,
Speaker 4: when I was a kid, we were the best at basketball.
Speaker 2: That we can do that now, you know that. I
Speaker 2: think technology is going to make us back in the day.
Speaker 2: It's going to be even quicker because everybody don't have
Speaker 2: a different. Imagine growing up in the seventies and eighties
Speaker 2: as a farmer or like a hard label somebody who
Speaker 2: does hard labor, and then living to a point where
Speaker 2: there's just robots doing everything right, and you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: my world is done with this is this is something
Speaker 2: completely different, Like literally, like robots, you have to just
Speaker 2: like move over for a robot that's going to somebody's
Speaker 2: house to deliver food.
Speaker 3: You try to explain that to somebody in the thirties
Speaker 3: the sixties, I mean, and that.
Speaker 4: Also that that changing things will I think shift the
Speaker 4: entire focus of what becomes humanity. I think that that's
Speaker 4: because I've been trying. I think about the robot take
Speaker 4: over a lot because I'm scared, sure, because I have
Speaker 4: a person brain, like small man brain, but like I'm like, man,
Speaker 4: if let's say we get them to this point where
Speaker 4: they can handle all our of our base needs, then
Speaker 4: what happens that the whole scope of what life is
Speaker 4: supposed to be changes?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: Right, you would like to believe in us and believe
Speaker 4: that we become more community oriented and how but it's
Speaker 4: like maybe.
Speaker 3: We just kill each other because life it has to
Speaker 3: have a base level of hard. There's no evidence in
Speaker 3: any of our decisions over history that we're going to
Speaker 3: be like better because ours are.
Speaker 2: Have you guys seen that video? It said some people
Speaker 2: asked AI, how would you take over? And the answer
Speaker 2: was scary as hell that I didn't listen to the
Speaker 2: answer because I was too afraid.
Speaker 3: I'm afraid so scary, so it's easier hearing it come
Speaker 3: from your mouth than it is.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 2: First of all, the answer was way more detailed than
Speaker 2: thought out than I thought it would be. But it's
Speaker 2: a I so I expect that. So it wasn't like
Speaker 2: it was. It was nothing like Terminator. It was basically
Speaker 2: they said, we will slowly, over time get exactly what
Speaker 2: you said. We'll start taking care of your your basic needs,
Speaker 2: so everything from travel to food will basically make it
Speaker 2: so that you can't do anything on your own, but
Speaker 2: we will give you the choice to give it to us.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna be like a hard takeover. You know.
Speaker 2: We are literally going to slowly take over everything in
Speaker 2: your life so that everything that you depend on is
Speaker 2: either here or the neural liink that's coming might be
Speaker 2: in here. They're gonna slowly make it seem like we're
Speaker 2: making all the decisions, and at the end of it,
Speaker 2: we will be completely in control of everything. And the
Speaker 2: best thing is it's not going to be a war.
Speaker 2: You'll think that you did it, but it's really us.
Speaker 2: And when you think about how puppet masters behind the
Speaker 2: scene really work.
Speaker 3: They don't want to be the president or the person
Speaker 3: that's on camera.
Speaker 2: They do everything behind the scenes, and that's what a
Speaker 2: real that's what real control is.
Speaker 1: I also think what feels absurd about the suggestion of
Speaker 1: a war with the robots is to that point, it
Speaker 1: places a value on land that they don't have, Like they.
Speaker 3: Think they don't need land.
Speaker 2: The whole terminator, everybody shooting and stuff like that, you're
Speaker 2: just erasing you from existence.
Speaker 3: So whatever you're fighting for doesn't even matter to them.
Speaker 3: You are being eliminated. Just in mass over the.
Speaker 2: Sky was crazy. Fuck.
Speaker 3: They could all sleep in the airport hangar. They don't
Speaker 3: give a.
Speaker 2: Fun because data is data, even if you take it
Speaker 2: to another planet. So they're them taking over this world
Speaker 2: is just like okay, like we can take the we'll
Speaker 2: take over the technology and the people, but that.
Speaker 3: Can go anywhere and you can keep your body. Do
Speaker 3: we care?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Killing us means nothing to them, have.
Speaker 2: It, that's yours, go ahead, right, Because there's there's a
Speaker 2: certain ego in taking over something and sitting in the
Speaker 2: White House with the throne and.
Speaker 1: Some human bullshit that we created of being like no
Speaker 1: from the man. The man is they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: They're free of that ship. We're in a bad way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, god damn, I used a robot to get here.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, I mean Uber and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: And if my phone died, I wouldn't know how to
Speaker 2: get home. So that's I'm gonna tage my phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so crazy.
Speaker 2: But that alone is like, okay, I could probably say
Speaker 2: if I if I wasn't in the arts, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: would probably have like a very embarrassing percentage of my
Speaker 2: life run by robots.
Speaker 3: Already completely incapable. That's the scary thing is that the
Speaker 3: ship is already happening.
Speaker 2: We think that these Boston Dynamic robots that are doing
Speaker 2: push ups and jumping, we think that's the scary ship.
Speaker 2: But it's like no, Like you're you're watching this on
Speaker 2: a robot that's taking your data right now, and the
Speaker 2: thing that you talk about with your friends next is
Speaker 2: going to be advertised somehow weirdly on your phone.
Speaker 3: I do it for I do it forever. I do
Speaker 3: it for how to make food? Think about that, I
Speaker 3: don't know how to my girl. That was weird. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can you could do it. Yeah, but it's incredibly different.
Speaker 3: But like I don't I text my girl, what do
Speaker 3: you want to have for dinner?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: This would be crazy. Let me go on, like how
Speaker 4: do I make strip fry?
Speaker 3: Like, well, she asked for ship. She don't even know
Speaker 3: if you know how to.
Speaker 1: Make we'll just be like, yeah, I'm offering. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like if I told my wife and this I fully
Speaker 1: am in the kitchen. If I told my wife, like, hey,
Speaker 1: what do you want for dinner? She would have to
Speaker 1: go through the rolodex, the lay of things she knows.
Speaker 1: I know she could choose from me doing no experiments.
Speaker 1: There's no version where she's like duck comed feet wouldn't
Speaker 1: be bad, And then I I mean.
Speaker 4: Duck comfeet isn't what she's saying. But I'm talking about
Speaker 4: like strip fry or something like like some nothing crazy,
Speaker 4: but you know what I mean. But still I I
Speaker 4: I do ask it for everything. I asked that ship
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you even asked her what she wanted with
Speaker 2: a robot exactly if he breaks, That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: it's probably I don't know without a real I don't
Speaker 2: want to know what number percentage of my life is
Speaker 2: ruled by I mean, to that point, it feels like
Speaker 2: it has already happened.
Speaker 1: If that's the case, right, Like there, to your point,
Speaker 1: there's so few things already that I can't do without
Speaker 1: the aid of robots. Even even if I went back
Speaker 1: to typewriters and fucking letters and shit, I don't know
Speaker 1: how to know if that got there, or how to
Speaker 1: get in touch with the people that I sent it to.
Speaker 2: It's all crazy.
Speaker 1: So like, no, my life is already run by robots,
Speaker 1: and it's just a question of when they turn off
Speaker 1: my switch and turn theirs fully on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but here's my question about it.
Speaker 4: Because they're not human, they don't have the wants and desires,
Speaker 4: is the takeover even necessary? I think that's also a
Speaker 4: fair quest, right, If they don't have ambition, If they don't,
Speaker 4: if they're not us, they don't want to hold this land,
Speaker 4: then the idea of being eternal helpers is not so terrible.
Speaker 2: Have you ever worked for somebody that you were smarter
Speaker 2: than and you knew it?
Speaker 3: I would say, exclusively, I think that's.
Speaker 2: What would that's what would turn them. If their whole
Speaker 2: thing is like intelligence, efficiency and stuff, and then we're
Speaker 2: in charge and they keep seeing gleaming things. Everything we
Speaker 2: do keeps going wrong, and they see how they could
Speaker 2: do it better. I could see that being the turning point,
Speaker 2: but like to what end?
Speaker 4: But but then them doing it better? What does that
Speaker 4: mean without there's no existence of them without us?
Speaker 3: So what what is? I think?
Speaker 1: I think that's what the Singularity is promising, is that
Speaker 1: eventually they will reach a type of sentience that allows
Speaker 1: them to be independent of us. I think they fully
Speaker 1: recognize they need us now.
Speaker 3: They the we're already talking to about them like you're
Speaker 3: a thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, it seems like it. There was a.
Speaker 3: Not at all. No, my dog, he's as black as
Speaker 3: can be. Dad.
Speaker 2: I just gotta I gotta like ship when you flips,
Speaker 2: when that little ass iPad wake up.
Speaker 4: Yo, they're gonna download every talk I've had with my
Speaker 4: Alexa in the crib.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you putting it on yourself, Alexa, don come after
Speaker 2: you be talking down to.
Speaker 3: A dog.
Speaker 2: I'm there, I'm very polite, like Alexa. Please, if you
Speaker 2: feel like it, tell me what they'd be like. Pa good,
Speaker 2: you know, and we can't plan for that.
Speaker 3: We can't plan for that. Yeah, I do think and
Speaker 3: we need to take a break.
Speaker 1: But I do think ultimately what this feels like is
Speaker 1: we're also putting robot human ambitions on robots, and maybe
Speaker 1: their sense of what taking over or the need to
Speaker 1: take over is completely in another world that we don't
Speaker 1: We could never even begin to under.
Speaker 4: Because we're talking about it is if it's a game
Speaker 4: that we understand and know the end to right. Humanity
Speaker 4: has not gotten even close to the idea of what
Speaker 4: perfect society is, so we don't even know what that's
Speaker 4: supposed to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they they might decide that like a percentage of
Speaker 1: us need to die and figure out a way to
Speaker 1: do it so strategically that we think it's our own ship.
Speaker 2: Because our stats are terrible. Yeah, nothing to ruin everything. Problem,
Speaker 2: they looked at the data, they'd be like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is we're clearly the things that are ruining every.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a good system that we've come up with.
Speaker 1: We can make them kill themselves, no problem, super easy.
Speaker 2: Don't don't let them learn how to talk to animals,
Speaker 2: because if they could talk to animals, we would be
Speaker 2: clearly they'd be like, get them out of here.
Speaker 4: That's the worst of here. Bro that's why I don't
Speaker 4: fuck with that Wild Robot movie. I feel like they
Speaker 4: were because that's how the robot even did you guys
Speaker 4: see them?
Speaker 3: Man? Yeah, dream works.
Speaker 4: But it's like the robot, it's like it's like a
Speaker 4: robot built to assist humans. It falls off a truck
Speaker 4: or some ship and then it lands in the wild
Speaker 4: and it's like its whole thing is like taking in data.
Speaker 4: So it sits in the wild for like one hundred
Speaker 4: years or something, and then it could talk to animals.
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be what I would think would ruin
Speaker 2: any everything first, right, like if if anything was a takeover,
Speaker 2: I get what you're saying, like with technology and like
Speaker 2: why would they take over us if it was just
Speaker 2: us and them, Like who cares?
Speaker 3: But if they talk to the other ship that was
Speaker 3: living here, Bro, we don't have the best I've been
Speaker 3: over here.
Speaker 2: They gotta go. The squirrels are like that. While that's
Speaker 2: a bad guy, this was all better before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, I don't think the guy.
Speaker 4: I think it's the ones closest to us who would
Speaker 4: do us in. By the way, if we're talking about animals.
Speaker 3: Cats, they don't even like us now anywhere. They already
Speaker 3: think we're bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a worry.
Speaker 2: I feel like chickens and cows, but definitely chicken and cows.
Speaker 2: We've we like this genocide has been genocide.
Speaker 4: It's a joke. How much we eat them. It's funny,
Speaker 4: it's funny how much chicken.
Speaker 1: They it's it's reached the point where we now are
Speaker 1: making fake versions of them because we eat so much
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 4: Dog, we can't eat the real ones that are left.
Speaker 4: I never even thought about it that way. We developed
Speaker 4: such a taste for them that we just make not that,
Speaker 4: but we got chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2: Moving on to a different animal just like, No, I
Speaker 2: can't give that up. We were never like, oh, chickens done,
Speaker 2: let's eat quail. No, no, no, chicken's never done chickens.
Speaker 2: We keep it in a loop. The world will fall
Speaker 2: before chickens are not make it in a tube? Do
Speaker 2: need the running around?
Speaker 3: That's crazy?
Speaker 1: All right, we need to take a break.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be back with more, Patrick Cloud more. Ma
Speaker 3: Mama told me.
Speaker 2: Good you cracket got hold of the wrong stuff.
Speaker 3: Hold to the right stuff. We're back perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I just gotta work on your crafty you just got
Speaker 3: to work on your craft. You know.
Speaker 1: Patrick Cloud is still here with us where we've been
Speaker 1: talking about the possibility that the world is already and
Speaker 1: it seems like we're all kind of in agreement on it.
Speaker 1: The scales and the I think the the ultimate implications
Speaker 1: are probably varied. I would say we have different perspectives
Speaker 1: on it, but ultimately it sounds like we all agree
Speaker 1: apocalypse has started and we'll see what happens.
Speaker 3: Enjoy it while it lasts.
Speaker 2: Boy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I gotta get minds man, because I feel.
Speaker 2: What's that mean? He won't tell me?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's between me and my journal.
Speaker 2: Uh, should we do something? I don't get mine?
Speaker 3: D fifty you gotta get it.
Speaker 9: Don't have mind yet? Well, I'm Jacob God summer mine,
Speaker 9: don't kill dear diary.
Speaker 3: What I got about minds saw today?
Speaker 2: Didn't get it? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, Chad didn't say hi to me in mine.
Speaker 2: Goes into regular diary.
Speaker 3: I'm really upset they fired coach Malone. You're still called
Speaker 3: them coach.
Speaker 2: That's our brainwash.
Speaker 3: Coach.
Speaker 1: Coach now that got a champions Mike Now, Bill Jackson
Speaker 1: is still good when you get fired.
Speaker 3: Yes, you do you get forever? It's like esquire.
Speaker 2: No, I mean if you lose your what if you
Speaker 2: lose your medical degree, But if you retire from being
Speaker 2: a doctor, he's still a doctor, right. You can't see
Speaker 2: him retire though he asked him to leave. That's like
Speaker 2: a form right.
Speaker 3: He may never work again.
Speaker 1: And now y'all are just calling a dude at Ralph's
Speaker 1: coach a coach Malone, I just don't care for the
Speaker 1: Denver Nuggets as a total.
Speaker 3: That's what it is.
Speaker 2: Get fired, that's fair. But then if so, you're not
Speaker 2: a coach until somebody hires you again.
Speaker 3: I think that's right.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 4: That's like you're nobody till somebody kills you. He's a coach.
Speaker 3: Okay, what are the titles work?
Speaker 2: Like that teacher?
Speaker 4: You can't say your titles besides besides nobility. I feel
Speaker 4: like all titles worked out and that's what's fucked up.
Speaker 4: And I think you're buying into a bunch of like
Speaker 4: noble weird. No, you just don't.
Speaker 2: No artists get fired. You can't. You can't say because
Speaker 2: I mean, you can't fire a painter and be like damn,
Speaker 2: I can't be.
Speaker 1: If they if they refer Toby do they do, they
Speaker 1: go comedian Bill Cosby do, they say actor Bill Cosby?
Speaker 1: They say that stuff, right, they still give him the title.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that that we should reach a point as
Speaker 1: a society where we're willing to remove titles from the
Speaker 1: bad guys.
Speaker 3: Coach Mike Malone is a bad guy. You going you
Speaker 3: just compare Malone to Cosby.
Speaker 2: Cosby was great that You're not a doctor to.
Speaker 3: Me, and he's not a coach.
Speaker 6: No no, no, no, no no no no no no.
Speaker 3: You're going nuts.
Speaker 4: You're going nuts on a fit of light skinned rage,
Speaker 4: and we all see it.
Speaker 2: I think you can be just like you could. You
Speaker 2: could be a teacher out of work.
Speaker 3: Of course you can.
Speaker 2: You can get fired. It's what you learned.
Speaker 1: Cowards that's getting these voice y'all don't want to see
Speaker 1: the progress. Okay, we got a voicemail. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it's about. We'll find out together.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 6: What a big mamas. I feel like if we're little mamas,
Speaker 6: it's only right the channel on our big mamas. Anyway,
Speaker 6: I saw on TikTok this dude, the yell black dude.
Speaker 6: He was saying that when he goes to the gym.
Speaker 6: After a week, she sees like major results and that's
Speaker 6: because he's black and under the comments, a lot of
Speaker 6: black people were like, yeah, it doesn't take much for
Speaker 6: me to like it cuts the results. So my question
Speaker 6: is are black people built different? Like are we naturally cut?
Speaker 6: Are we naturally muscular? Are we naturally athletic? All right?
Speaker 2: Bye?
Speaker 1: Mmm, I think that's a lot of different questions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she kind of tacked a bunch of shit at the end.
Speaker 4: I have heard the genetics of like weight. I have
Speaker 4: heard that in terms of the genetics of weightlifting. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I've heard that argument before. And even talking to my
Speaker 4: little brother who was like a pretty high level gymnast.
Speaker 4: This is like recently, he was like, yeah, I just built.
Speaker 4: He was like, I built muscle really fast because we're African,
Speaker 4: and I didn't even.
Speaker 3: Ever like yeah, I mean, I think genetics plays a
Speaker 3: part in it.
Speaker 4: And it's like I've been lifting a lot like this
Speaker 4: last like four or five months, and I've gained a
Speaker 4: bunch of muscle really quickly.
Speaker 3: I remember, like in school and stuff.
Speaker 2: So I you you you sort of believe this, I
Speaker 2: mean it there seems to be the proof is in
Speaker 2: the pudding. I don't think it's literally black and white,
Speaker 2: because I know that there are other ethnicities that are
Speaker 2: also just because of the people in their family are
Speaker 2: naturally like athletic and have good cabitalism or can build
Speaker 2: muscle because of their actual family. But I think it
Speaker 2: does go back to genetics, because you know, people in
Speaker 2: Africa's strong as hell, you know, right, athletics.
Speaker 4: Bro, And it's like to speak of the nuggets. You're
Speaker 4: telling me Nikola Jokic doesn't work as hard as Dwight
Speaker 4: Howard bodies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those bodies are completely different and will be forever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like there's never gonna be
Speaker 1: a play time sinks up and their bodies match. That
Speaker 1: motherfucker goal looked like that, and he don't look like that.
Speaker 1: They've never seen any or like at Luca, Yeah, because.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like more physically whatever than him.
Speaker 1: But and and I don't I don't love this one,
Speaker 1: but but I struggle to think of a white NBA
Speaker 1: player in any version of it that truly was just
Speaker 1: like an athletic like phenomenon, right, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like where just they were like, Yo, we've never seen
Speaker 1: a person move and oh, like in.
Speaker 4: Terms of being an athlete, like how they're like bo Jackson,
Speaker 4: You're like, there's not another.
Speaker 3: It doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve Nash is an exceptional athlete, but it's not
Speaker 1: like you're like, yo, I've never seen anybody move like that.
Speaker 3: We have examples of it in the black community, right,
Speaker 3: And then you hear about people talk about like Michael Beasley,
Speaker 3: like what he could do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where you're like, oh, he was such a freak
Speaker 1: that he they people were like scared to be in
Speaker 1: the gym with him type.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he wasn't a reasonable man. Jump.
Speaker 2: I believe if I were more educated on genetics, I
Speaker 2: could probably give a because it's a lot of other
Speaker 2: stuff that I don't really know about, but I feel
Speaker 2: like genetics plays a big part.
Speaker 3: Well here's what I'll say.
Speaker 1: And I'm also not an age learned man as far
Speaker 1: as genetics, but I will say that I think we
Speaker 1: are probably discounting how much of this is built through
Speaker 1: experience and affected our genetics more than it is like
Speaker 1: we were like bred different than this other race of people. Now,
Speaker 1: like if you enslave people and if you force people
Speaker 1: to build even the things that we've built the way
Speaker 1: that we've had to build them. It probably makes your
Speaker 1: body different than you know, the alternative, which is sitting
Speaker 1: back for a fair amount of it that's kind of
Speaker 1: hanging out as civilization built itself around you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe that. I think it's just like anything,
Speaker 2: like whenever a people does one certain thing for a
Speaker 2: long time, they're gonna develop a skill for it. You know,
Speaker 2: there's no rea like that's why there's a lot of
Speaker 2: hardworking Mexican people. There's like a lot of hard working
Speaker 2: Asian people because historically they had to do a lot
Speaker 2: of stuff, so that was passed down, passed down, passed out,
Speaker 2: and that's just how it is now. But I think
Speaker 2: making it a blanket statement is where we go wrong.
Speaker 2: And it's just like black people they automatically build more
Speaker 2: muscle because then you just have a black kid be like,
Speaker 2: I'll build more muscle than you, and then some buff
Speaker 2: assed white dude builds more muscle. Like it's not every
Speaker 2: it's not everybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was an era in America where where we
Speaker 1: had fully convinced people that like every black dude could
Speaker 1: fight better than them, and the has been difficult.
Speaker 3: They don't believe that at all anymore. And it's been
Speaker 3: tough to watch. Yeah, so the social currency on that
Speaker 3: is run out and that.
Speaker 2: Is absolutely and that's been white people don't even think
Speaker 2: that anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tough, that's honestly. I don't love it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't love it that m M A ship
Speaker 1: ushered in a new era for real though, where they
Speaker 1: were like, no, you don't scare me at all.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've seen a bunch of street fights on Twitter where
Speaker 2: it's like, I guess everybody assumed that black dude would
Speaker 2: knew how to fight because he was like, you know,
Speaker 2: come on in, and then you see the stance of
Speaker 2: that white boy and you're like, oh, he's he's not
Speaker 2: worried about that.
Speaker 3: Ann McGregor got them all guys, don't you just won? Patty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he eats bad man.
Speaker 4: Honestly, if it was a black government, I said, they
Speaker 4: they should have took out McGregor like they took out
Speaker 4: Doctor King. That in the that's real we got. We
Speaker 4: cannot have these white boys out here thinking they can
Speaker 4: find bro. That's some problem.
Speaker 3: He's inspiring the wrong generation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, they already got a loneliness epidemic. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: stack fighting on top of that.
Speaker 2: I was kind of hoping like the super super racist
Speaker 2: people were like old fat and can't really move. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you get a bunch of.
Speaker 3: Bro I like it.
Speaker 1: Now, should we should we do one more? They want
Speaker 1: to get busy. Let's do one more, Let's do all right,
Speaker 1: this one again. We don't know what this ship is.
Speaker 3: Here we go. I'm a proud little mama. Hold on,
Speaker 3: wait a minute.
Speaker 2: I did not expect to hear that. He came in.
Speaker 3: You gotta.
Speaker 2: That's nuts.
Speaker 3: I think we just got a new drop out of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a proud little mama.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, start that again from the top. That was
Speaker 3: crazy way to introduce yourself. Oh, we got shirts proud
Speaker 3: little Mama. Yes, it's probably mom in front of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He didn't just make that up. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's what we call our fans, little mama.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know about the proud. Now they're doing
Speaker 4: this thing where they want to. It's like they're calling
Speaker 4: us little freaky's. It's it's getting fucked up around here.
Speaker 4: It's a complicated relations Yeah, we're sorry.
Speaker 3: We invited you under these difficult circumstances. That's it is.
Speaker 3: It was all right. Here we go. I'm a proud
Speaker 3: little mama, and my mama told me as I was
Speaker 3: growing up it was.
Speaker 6: Wrong to jack off to touch myself.
Speaker 2: At the end of the thought, hung up.
Speaker 3: No, whatever he says, that's gonna be great.
Speaker 2: Why is he talking like that. He's excited, he's excited
Speaker 2: to talk to him. He's talking like doctor king about
Speaker 2: being told not to jack.
Speaker 4: Can you replay him saying my mama told me not
Speaker 4: that jackaw. Just the way he said it was very.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen to him as.
Speaker 6: I was growing up that it was wrong.
Speaker 3: To touch myself.
Speaker 2: That's a drop.
Speaker 1: That is a drops already, they're not good.
Speaker 3: So I got dick in the face, crack. See if
Speaker 3: he's okay, that's better than yeah. So I got dick
Speaker 3: in the face. If he's okay, the face. So somebody
Speaker 3: got dick in the face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dick was the person.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not sure somebody. Yeah. I think we always
Speaker 3: took it very literally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, never put any thought into in the face. I
Speaker 2: hope it's okay. That's a great question. You are more
Speaker 2: reasonable man than that.
Speaker 1: There's still dick all over them all right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: keep playing this this. I pray we make it to
Speaker 1: the end because this is insane.
Speaker 3: Uh and ejaculate growing up at a young male, a
Speaker 3: young black male. So I wonder why is it so?
Speaker 3: What about that in the in the black culture is
Speaker 3: so bad? You understand because it's natural. So maybe you
Speaker 3: guys should touch on that hilarious, help a little help them,
Speaker 3: help some lonely black children. Now you understand, all right,
Speaker 3: you didn't have to say that was crazy.
Speaker 1: You got to that end was bad. What happened at
Speaker 1: the end that such that was crazy, that was not good?
Speaker 1: Helps some little loan loan that black children out?
Speaker 5: What was that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know if you should answer this now.
Speaker 1: I am worried about this fella. I liked him and
Speaker 1: then I stopped liking them. His mama told him not
Speaker 1: to jack off and not to ejaculate.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can't one without the other, right, you can,
Speaker 3: but it's not good for you. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I believe it all in like
Speaker 1: this seemen retention theory that this somehow makes you a stronger,
Speaker 1: more virile person. That all feels like bamboosom meant to
Speaker 1: me personally.
Speaker 3: But so weird bamboozom, Like, what do they get out
Speaker 3: of you?
Speaker 2: Not Jack, I think.
Speaker 1: I think it's a bunch of dudes who can't get
Speaker 1: theirs most of the time, and they want other people
Speaker 1: to be where they're at.
Speaker 4: Interesting, Yeah, and that's what we need, more frustrated young men.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bunch of niggas who can't it's like, hey,
Speaker 2: y'all join us, Yeah, stronger now. Yeah, I think it's
Speaker 2: some more y.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you can't not because you can't get pussy.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can, and because you take so many drugs
Speaker 1: that you've sort of like made yourself raw down there
Speaker 1: and it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Move the way. Well, maybe you're just anxious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe there's all kinds of anxieties or you know whatever,
Speaker 1: the cause you don't nut and now you're trying.
Speaker 3: To make it my problem. Wow.
Speaker 2: Interesting. I always thought it was like fasting, because you
Speaker 2: know how like if you so without like eating, you
Speaker 2: aually do get some clarity and I can actually be like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: that's true.
Speaker 4: So and then it makes the food taste really good.
Speaker 2: Days pretty good. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean I feel
Speaker 2: like he was just kind of like misled a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, this certainly is an unfortunate experience you
Speaker 1: went through, uh, sir, and and I'm sorry it happened.
Speaker 2: I never heard that as a black thing either. I've
Speaker 2: never heard of like black parents telling their kids that
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 4: Single mom when I started checking off, and there was
Speaker 4: no talk about any of that about it. It did
Speaker 4: not come up one way or the other.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she knew, but of course she knew,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I don't know like how
Speaker 1: actively she knew.
Speaker 2: I think they knew everything we were doing. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: if you look at a kid lying now, it's like,
Speaker 2: come on, bro, if I looked anything like that, you
Speaker 2: knew everything.
Speaker 4: And you're twelve taking forty five minute showers three times
Speaker 4: a day.
Speaker 3: She knew you were Jack.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think, bro. I don't think my mom
Speaker 4: got a Victoria's Secret from ninety six to four.
Speaker 3: I started with serious when I was in kindergarten. I
Speaker 3: got a serious.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They had that.
Speaker 1: The the bathing suit section worked out pretty good, and
Speaker 1: they had the lingerie section. Not as sexy as Victoria's Secret,
Speaker 1: but but you could get yours.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what to that dude's point, though, I
Speaker 2: think you can get jaded to it because with all
Speaker 2: like the porn and honestly, I think you can just
Speaker 2: get jaded from actually having sex too much too. But
Speaker 2: I think that when you think about it like that,
Speaker 2: like Seris magazine and Victoria's Secret was crazy to jack
Speaker 2: off to, Like if you tried to do that now,
Speaker 2: I don't. I would do nothing.
Speaker 4: I mean, I like, yeah, trying to add a couple
Speaker 4: of pages that are really burned in memory.
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could do a series. There's series
Speaker 1: I might struggle with a little bit.
Speaker 2: This is quiz kind of wee. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I could do, like even just pictures. It used to
Speaker 2: be somewhere I used to do my brain what you mean,
Speaker 2: thinking and stuff. Yeah yeah, but even that's more active
Speaker 2: than just staring at a photo, you know. Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2: Actually I would actually rather maybe let me go back.
Speaker 2: I got to get back to our natural selves. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean you start, you just start easy. You go
Speaker 2: back to jerking off to a serious catalog.
Speaker 3: And if anybody it's serious is listening, and you are,
Speaker 3: you know, some kind of a brand deal situation. You
Speaker 3: guys have been struggling lately. We know that, and we
Speaker 3: can bring you back.
Speaker 1: We were willing to do the work to bring serious back.
Speaker 2: Crazy pivot crazy being a wild serious pivot. Bro.
Speaker 1: This is this is the magazine to jerk off to
Speaker 1: and taste full suit.
Speaker 4: Because you know what, I do think that that jacking
Speaker 4: off does not lead to feeling bad about yourself the
Speaker 4: way the internet pornography does.
Speaker 3: I agree. Sometimes you jack off with the internet point
Speaker 3: You're like, what the fuck was that?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like you just like you just got out of a fight.
Speaker 3: You're like, I didn't even know I had that move.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to be there.
Speaker 2: What prooves? Are you surprising yourself?
Speaker 3: Man, don't worry about I don't wry, but that's not
Speaker 3: what about I.
Speaker 2: Don't think I've never did.
Speaker 3: Was surprised myself during masturbation, went down a rabbit hole
Speaker 3: and you were like, how did I even get?
Speaker 2: Oh you mean in terms of category?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Turning his head, he said, I didn't know that move.
Speaker 2: I was like, you started experimenting on himself? Surprise himself?
Speaker 8: What was.
Speaker 2: Niggas?
Speaker 3: Judging his head like, what was that?
Speaker 2: What did you learned that you were.
Speaker 3: He's just clicking on weird ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but to that point, if you want to stop
Speaker 4: feeling bad about yourself after you masturbate.
Speaker 1: Come and it's nice because you can work your way
Speaker 1: up through the catalog, right, you can jerk off to
Speaker 1: the you start at lingerie, then maybe bikini, and then
Speaker 1: by the you know, at some point you're jerking off
Speaker 1: to fucking pant suits.
Speaker 3: And now and now you've developed a respect. Now you
Speaker 3: now you know how to treat it, lady, Because are
Speaker 3: you jerking off to a pant suit?
Speaker 4: Are you jerking off to ambition?
Speaker 2: You're you're sitting off to her position in life.
Speaker 3: Now you're now you're a powerful Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking about progress here, Sears.
Speaker 2: I feel like you might want to do it in reverse.
Speaker 2: Start with the pants suit, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Undress her. Literally they're different women, but were they different?
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel as a producer, I would
Speaker 2: just be like, we're all three of these and I'll
Speaker 2: use you.
Speaker 3: I'm not right, I'm not paying for a separate pantsuit, lady.
Speaker 2: Yeah, That's what I'm saying. How much was it think
Speaker 2: they just gave him a series like where and I'll
Speaker 2: put it in five pages.
Speaker 3: Let's lose the jacket.
Speaker 4: But then you got a whole generation of men whose
Speaker 4: fantasies is like what baby put on the bikini under
Speaker 4: the pants suit.
Speaker 3: We're never going to be great, No, that's true.
Speaker 1: We're fundamentally broken, but we could at least we could
Speaker 1: make some progress here if we jerk off the scental stimulation.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 2: Right, at the end of the day, we're making.
Speaker 4: We really covered a lot of ground. I think in
Speaker 4: the forty minutes since this has started, we really we
Speaker 4: really really.
Speaker 2: Kind of went everywhere. It came back to chicken. We're
Speaker 2: the whole thing.
Speaker 3: A few stops where they do good chicken, but we
Speaker 3: had the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I want to say. Chicken was legitimately mentioned like four
Speaker 2: or five times. Yeah, not even like hey, bringing it,
Speaker 2: you know, like a running joke.
Speaker 1: It was like, good, what if you find out we
Speaker 1: do that every episode somehow incorporate chicken.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like at the end, we're like, my mama told you,
Speaker 3: it's been brought to you about.
Speaker 2: This chicken counter seventeen chicken seventeen times. It was chickens
Speaker 2: and chicken.
Speaker 4: It's just a great lean protein source. And I'm not
Speaker 4: even being paid to say that.
Speaker 3: It's just it is.
Speaker 2: It sounded hello, paid it sounded Yeah, that sounded so
Speaker 2: paid for. No, I got big chickens, got that great
Speaker 2: lean protein source.
Speaker 1: That's what could you tell the people where they can
Speaker 1: find you?
Speaker 3: What cool shit you got going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I'm Patrick cloud On on mainly everything. I got,
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Speaker 3: I just dropped a new travel episode of my travel
Speaker 3: show in.
Speaker 2: Utah, so go check that out. We tripp in Utah.
Speaker 3: You go to Zion.
Speaker 2: I did Zion was really really cool. I didn't know
Speaker 2: until the second time I went to Utah that people
Speaker 2: get out and do stuff.
Speaker 3: There's like you drive in and there's like a road
Speaker 3: you're supposed to take.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I would definitely want to come back when
Speaker 2: it was snowing, but I went in like spring that part.
Speaker 3: Of the country.
Speaker 4: Man, Just I know that from driving out of it
Speaker 4: because I'm from Denver driving out of all right. Yeah,
Speaker 4: in the California, it's like crazy beautiful Utah.
Speaker 2: It looks like Mars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's wild. I keep going to Salt Lake
Speaker 1: City and eating at McDonald's.
Speaker 2: So I went to Salt Lake City the first time
Speaker 2: and I was like, Okay, I kind of see what
Speaker 2: people are talking about. But it's like when you go
Speaker 2: to something I can only speak for Southern Utah, but
Speaker 2: that that's where everybody really like falls in love with
Speaker 2: the Utah Southwestern's aesthetic. I suggest everybody go, Yeah, what
Speaker 2: you got.
Speaker 3: I'll be in Colorado.
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