WEBVTT - Welcome to the Apocalypse (with Patrick Cloud) 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:06.120 My favorite videos on the internet are funerals where people 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:07.920 throw a dove and then it's dead. 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:09.640 They need to suck. 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:11.320 You. 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:15.560 Imagine your life was cut short because you had to 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.200 give some weird symbolism to somebody else who died died 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:20.440 during that because. 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:23.240 Somebody that didn't know how to hold a bird held 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:26.360 you for the first time, bro crushed. 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:28.840 Your little bones and then threw you in the Those 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:30.479 are the videos that are going to get as got 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:33.120 by the machines one hundred percent. They're going to see 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:34.720 that ship and be like they got it, they got 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:35.360 a Wow. 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:38.839 That was just a execution at you know that that 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:44.400 animals served a greater a greater system, and you crunched 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:46.559 it up and threw it or eat them at least. 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:53.560 Yeah, because you thought it would nastly just crush it 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.160 with your hands. Yeah, but I don't want to touch. 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:57.040 I don't that'd be crazy. 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:58.960 It's a peon. 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:06.279 Govern I grow chips in your. 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:08.800 Kuala. 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:10.080 Bears are racist. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:17.960 The host money, our turkey stuff. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:20.160 I can't tell me. 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:26.840 I'm coming home to you wears something see. 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:30.520 Through so I can see your heart there it is there. 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:34.480 It is Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal episode 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:36.040 of My Mama Told. 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:38.760 Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:40.600 of black conspiracy theory. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:43.479 And we finally worked to prove whatever bullshit you got 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:45.920 going on at home, you think it, we bring it 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:46.319 to life. 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:49.680 That's our promise to you. Let's go, let's go. I'm excited. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:53.040 I've been thinking about this. I want to say it, 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:58.920 and I want us to accept it, hopefully with open arms. 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:01.440 I hope we at least open hearts. Okay, okay. 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:05.800 I think we went too hard on the Popeyes Lady. 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:07.800 Which Popeyes lady? 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:12.360 The one the Popeyes Lady commercial? 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:22.959 Oh no, you know I'm talking about the exhausted Popeyes lady. 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:26.680 Oh no, no, no, no, no, to hear her, right. I 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:28.040 feel like we all support her. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:30.360 No, I remember I liked her because you were just 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:34.840 like we all had that day at work, like we 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:35.639 all had that. 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:40.000 Like you're talking about the chicken, the herbs. 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:43.960 And spices and all the yes that Popeyes. I agree 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:45.880 with you on that. I think people went too hard 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:46.120 on her. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:49.480 I think we saw her and we she was doing 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.720 the job they asked her to do, and we immediately 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:54.119 called her a clue in a way that I think 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:59.000 had had huge ramifications for a future in US embracing 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:00.440 ourselves on screen. 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:02.960 I mean I haven't seen her in anything else. 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:04.519 What do you mean, like movies? 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:09.280 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I mean that's how how often does 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:15.680 that happen? But maybe maybe I also maybe this wasn't 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:16.800 her dream? Is the point. 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:20.360 I also don't feel good about going at her because, like, 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.360 I don't know, man, we're in the safety of the studio. 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:26.200 I'm not going there every day. But like I love 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:27.560 that chicken from Popeye's. 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:29.239 I do love that chicken from popeye'es. 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:31.800 I mean, I think there has been a dropping quality 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:36.360 in recent years, but I love that chicken from both. 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:39.800 Jangles I I and I I'm cautious. 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:42.680 I don't know that I would have appreciated them putting 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:44.960 some white woman in that. 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:48.920 That's what I'm saying, Like the opposite what the opposite 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:50.520 of that, we would have been furious about. 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:52.160 We would have been so upset it was if it 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.440 was a white person going chick. 0:03:55.760 --> 0:04:00.080 Hey yo. So it's kind of like, you're right, we 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.520 did go hard on her. I didn't because to me, 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.960 like if I went to New Orleans or Louisiana, that 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:08.640 is exactly who I would want to serve me because 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:10.960 that's a that's a that's a black lady from New Orleans. 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:12.040 Did she turn it up a little? 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:15.080 Maybe that's but that's also the exactly why we reacted 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:15.920 the way we Also, I. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:17.960 Don't know Popeye's is black owned, So at the end 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:19.559 of the day, niggas are gone on the plane about 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:20.279 some lessons. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:21.839 I almost feel like it can't be. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:25.080 Exactly So if it was black owned and that happened, 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.480 we would have something to say. This version of us 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.800 having something to say was just it was too black 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:30.799 and it was white owned. 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:32.880 But every version we would have complained about. 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:35.680 And and that's more of the problem, right, is that 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:39.320 we put on her our own frustrations with a system 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.960 at large. This is a fucked up system where a 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:47.360 restaurant that objectively is mostly serving black people is white 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:50.760 owned and then deciding what kind of imagery of black 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.440 people we get to see that makes us feel icky. 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:54.880 But the lady didn't do nothing. 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:58.560 She read They told her to read the lines. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:02.360 Did she does she talk like that for real? Though? No? Okay, 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:05.160 so maybe that do you know that you've seen her 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:08.320 and you've seen the Popeyes Ladies Interviews. I seen her 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:09.200 on the Breakfast Club. 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:13.479 I think, now you're just expecting too much. 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.279 You are out there, come on the podcast we will 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.960 hang out with Want hear your sweet voice? 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:25.960 I would like to Otherwise, if she actually talks like 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:27.800 that all the time, then it's fine. You're just a 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.040 lady from New Orleans. 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:32.960 She's sure, though, come on, man, Johnny Depp doesn't talk 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:33.760 like Jack Sparrow. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:36.440 That was a strange that was That was an example 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:39.480 like Jack Sparrow was like a culture. 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:42.799 That was like a pirate. I haven't even seen that movie, 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:44.680 and I don't really understand where that came from. No, 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:46.599 it's okay, you're doing good. Yeah, I'm trying. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.560 It's I think it's like how people complain about like 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:52.920 a snowfall. It's like, okay, you hired a dude from 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:55.560 London to speak like he's from l A instead of 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:58.240 hiring an actor from l A. It always comes down 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:00.880 to like the authenticity of it. So had she just 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:04.400 that's how she spoke, it probably would have went over well. 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:06.200 But if if she if they hire somebody be like 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:07.960 talk like you're from New Orleans and they're like yeah, 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:17.600 chickens like yeah, because that alligator is you have no 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:22.440 reason to ever say that's. 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:21.360 What they're doing down there. 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:25.000 In my head, I like the idea that in the 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:27.960 commercials she just says that they were like damn, she's 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:28.320 from there. 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:31.080 She's really funny, she gets busy. 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:35.839 I do see that point of authenticity and acting. I do. 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:38.720 I am weary of that because I don't think it always. 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:43.159 The point of acting isn't to get someone who lived 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:46.200 that exact thing to be the act Then we don't 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.680 get Stringer Bell, you know what I'm saying. Like I 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:51.599 think that, like I think putting those parameters on acting. 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:57.240 Is not there's an inventiveness to Stringer as that choice, 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.000 because there are other actors that, like I could see 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:03.400 in that role that would play completely different. Right Like there, 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:06.320 he had this sort of like almost like stiffness to 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:09.960 him that made me scared of a new kind of dude, 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:10.520 you know what I mean. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:12.160 It didn't exist. 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:15.040 Before because it was a British dude pretending to be 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:16.840 a gangster from Baltimore. And I think if you just 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:17.280 didn't know how. 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:20.800 To compute, if you put scared, if you put bokin 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:23.760 Woodbine in that, and I don't have the same type 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:27.040 of fear that I get out of Idris because he's 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:28.000 an actor, he's trained. 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:31.200 I get what you. I fully agree with that because 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.840 I think that, you know, there are some roles where 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:38.000 it's like, you don't be like, oh, you hired this 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:41.440 Emmy Award winning actress to play a drug addict. 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.800 Why did you just get a drug addict? Yeah, exactly 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:44.160 know what I mean. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.880 Now you're you're on set looking at the call sheet, and. 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:50.840 Now there's no copper on the set. 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:55.840 Now there's no copper on the wrap ship. 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:57.960 Well, he kept it real. 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:02.600 I think it goes down back to the first thing 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:04.680 I said. It's like niggas will find a way to 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:11.520 complain about something. Yeah, in capital and. 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:14.800 No that is that is facts. But I think you 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.200 gotta let actress be actors, let actors be acting. To 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:19.880 that point, that's probably what she was doing in that commercial. 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:22.440 She tried her best and and and I'll take it 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:26.880 one step further. I know now that flow from from 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:31.440 a progressive has like been elevated to like now she's 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:34.640 in charge of their commercials, like she directs them. She 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:38.040 is like a part of the actual shaping of the campaign. 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.440 They've empowered her in a way where she is like 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:43.960 for real, for real, a mover and shaker in progressive. 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.720 They didn't do that with the pop Us, and that's 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:50.840 to me where we get short changed. Okay, put her 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.560 in this weird position where she got to do a 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:55.920 shitty Cajun accent to be able to make money, but 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:59.839 keep her making real money, not chump change. 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:00.360 All the way. 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:06.280 I don't know, but I just Popeyes. I just want 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:08.200 I want that progressive. 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:10.400 That's not even I don't even think that's necessarily the 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:13.040 career career, Like, uh, can. 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:13.280 You hear me? 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:14.800 Now, I don't think that. I don't think that. I 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.000 don't think that guy ran Verizon, you know what I'm saying. 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:18.880 I don't think that's like a. 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:22.720 Bunch of commercial dealers. Yeah, end up like the AT 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:24.800 and T girl directs those commercials. 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:26.000 Now, Oh, I did not know that. 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:28.520 I think they do that ship if they really build 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:31.480 campaigns around you because they want to keep you happy, right, 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:34.280 I'm saying. I don't believe they did that for the Popeyes. 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:37.080 Like I don't think so either. But that's not even 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.840 Popeyes get them what other commercials. I don't even know 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:41.560 other Popeyes commercials. 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:46.360 Really I don't really know how bad situation happens enough, 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:48.600 I don't know how often that happens, but. 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:53.079 Flow with Progressive it was almost to a point. 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.240 Where we wouldn't accept anybody else like that was like, 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:59.000 that's like one of the most iconic I don't even 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:00.920 know if that's a campaign. That was just how they 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:03.760 were after that. It was like a small campaign and stuff. 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.760 So no, we're still in it. I mean, I definitely 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.360 wish the Popeyes lady. And I'm rooting for anybody black, 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.840 you know what I'm saying. I think there are like 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:16.000 tiers of commercial like faces of campaigns, you know, like 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:17.280 the do you hear me now? Guy? 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:20.240 You know? Yeah? And I'm saying give it. I believe 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:24.160 it to everybody. Yeah, I like that. And she deserves 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:26.640 more than we gave. She should be the CEO of Popeyees. 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:28.560 That would have been. I don't think anybody would have 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:30.160 anything to say. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.040 If she was like, come down down to New Orleans 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:35.280 and this Popa's chicken and she and she was the boss. 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:41.320 That's fine, even if it's I'm not only say I'm 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:47.760 not only a customer, I'm the president. Yeah, crazy smacking 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:52.480 black community. I made that now it's not You can't 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:56.120 even say cooning. This is my business. Yes, nobody asked 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:57.559 me to act like you know what. 0:10:57.559 --> 0:10:58.240 I worry about. 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:01.079 I worried that the CEO of pop Eye it's some 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:04.880 dark conglomerate, especially since like the Don Julio collab and 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.520 stuff like that. And then you realize we never heard anything. 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.240 It's not like you hear about like, oh Popey's was 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.320 like it was. It started as a one room shock 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.839 in Houston, and somebody blew, we don't know anything about it. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.680 Now it's got an I guarantee, it's got a nasty history. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:21.119 You guys want a chicken conspiracy? 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:22.199 Oh? Please? 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:26.360 The blackest thing I can say on this ship, what 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:32.480 if the nigga behind Popeye's was Colonel Sanders? Hear me out, Okay, 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.840 most white people that build empires spend a lot of 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:38.600 money trying to figure out how they can get their 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:41.560 white ass product to us. Right, what do they do? 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:46.440 They hide behind something else to get the black vote, 0:11:47.280 --> 0:12:02.680 but they're behind all of it. Look at BuzzFeed Cocoa butter. 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:08.839 Can you imagine? Could you imagine if Colonel Sanders started Popeyes? 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:12.319 Put a black lady from Louisiana. In the commercials now, 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:13.720 He's like, I don't have to worry about it. I 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:14.640 know niggas love KFC. 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:14.960 Two. 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:16.280 That's probably the biggest hole in. 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:17.360 My I actually don't know that. 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:20.760 I've always felt it was an inferior chicken. 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:24.480 I think on I think on large, black people have 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:30.640 made their choice for what the good chicken is, and. 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:29.480 I mean. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:35.760 Better Thanbertson. I feel like the cooks there are better. 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:40.080 Weirdly, I think depending on where your local grocery is 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:43.360 in California, you could argue that that's some of these 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:46.200 there's a kitchen, these chickens, Yeah they're making good chicken. 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:54.160 But I'm assuming point point being yeah, fuck, that is possible. 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:54.959 That's what I'm saying. 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:57.920 It reminds me a lot of how like Coca Cola 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:02.040 owns Fanta Ran that, like there are all these offshoot 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:06.600 whatever type brands. And what's crazy about it is Popeyes 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:08.480 is solely in America. 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:11.040 It's not I know. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:13.680 That because like Iron, KFC and all fast food is 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:16.080 sucking them up in the Middle East right now. They're 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:19.000 getting fat, like they can't handle it, like because it 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:20.920 like it came in and they're like. 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:22.120 Hey, we're better at something. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:31.319 You're good. We can handle these crazy food I think 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:35.520 of Nike and Jordan's brought a nigga into se niggas 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:36.640 right and now. 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:40.240 And now clips Yeah, it clips the other shoes for 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:41.160 a while at least. 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:41.520 Yeah. 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:45.600 Yeah, I think there's a fair fair argument to the 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:49.760 possibility that maybe they're just weird sister companies. 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:52.480 Well, and then you know what, it gets even more 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:56.319 than fairious because isn't KFC is backdoor owed by Pepsi 0:13:56.440 --> 0:14:00.480 right or like there's like an affiliation there. That's why 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:02.120 they can do like it. I think it's KFC to 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:04.480 Bell and Pizza. That's why they can do the three 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:06.760 and one. I think it's all under the Pepsi. 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:08.839 Co oh, that's why they have those like a fast 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:11.960 food collapse. Wondering about that it'd be like Carls Junior 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:15.720 and the Green Burrito. Yeah, yes, I'm putting on one 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:16.640 of the artists. 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:16.960 Never. 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:20.760 Green Burrito Lunatics. 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:29.440 That's slow down. 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:29.760 Was a crazy st lunatic to pick that was a 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:31.440 crazy Which one. 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:31.880 Was that I knew? 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:36.400 I knew no, no, no, that was damn no. 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:38.040 Ali was the tall dude. 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.480 Murphy is how I thought of it really Murphy Lee 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.680 was a leader to me. Murphy Lee was a young boy. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.200 Murphy Lee was theopular one. 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:47.200 He was popular. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:48.080 He was the youngest. 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:48.760 What are you talking about? 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:50.160 Nelly was the leader was. 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:57.560 I don't know if them niggas ever met Nelly. 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:01.520 They saw him once at a baseball stadium. One video 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:06.560 what you picked video? You're gonna be the air Force 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:07.840 one and you get better up. 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:11.920 I like this. 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:16.400 I had Murphy Lea's album. I did too. That's so funny, man. Yeah, 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:21.240 I just love how he made a creative block a 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:24.040 hook by saying what the hook going? Yeah, that's fun 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:26.320 when you really like, when you really like take a 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.720 part that hook, it's hilarious. It's like these thigas did 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:31.720 not know what to do, no clue. And that was 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:32.160 the single. 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:35.000 But you know what it was also was he was. 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:37.160 Like young, so he was like, I'm about to come 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:39.560 in and do some ship nobody's ever done before. 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:43.320 Yeah, it dumb, figure, I don't even know. You don't 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:46.320 need a hook, man, that's my whole thing. And it's like, 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:51.480 that's not how you introduce yourself. You're not needing the hook. 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:51.800 Is the hook? 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:55.440 Yeah, it is decisive kidding. 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:57.720 It was a good single. Yeah, I like that song. 0:15:58.040 --> 0:15:59.880 It really up to I like the Air Force. 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:02.960 Yeah, they had the same Lunatics did a good. 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:06.640 We're talking about companies not letting niggas in Air Force. 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.800 One guy had no deals with the same Olympics or Nelly. 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:13.240 That's crazy. They just hiked the price up. They're like, oh, 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:13.840 niggas like it. 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:18.240 That's crazy too, because that was Nelly was making actual 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:21.400 money that would would have only serviced Nike. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:22.760 Everybody started wearing them. 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:25.200 He was He was the number one hip hop artist 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.240 in the country, in the world, I think it was 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:30.400 world like Nelly and Nelly made the amount of money 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:33.680 before the bottom came out of the record industry. I 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:36.880 still remember jay Z having to be like the only 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:41.280 ones moving units and Juice and us. They had to 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:45.640 acknowledge Nelly. Yeah, that's crazy. That was jay Z at 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:48.280 his height had to be like, no, the I look 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:50.480 them two, I gotta I gotta put. 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:50.840 My hands up. 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:51.800 That's next level. 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:53.760 I mean, you remember the ride with me was like, 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:57.280 I don't remember a song being everywhere. 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.840 Probably my least favorite Nelly. So yeah, it's not good, 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:02.600 But what I'm saying that's a hot take. 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:04.480 I know I didn't like I didn't like it that 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:05.080 much either. 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:09.880 I relied me and the one with Kelly Rowland hold 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:12.280 on like dilemma? 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:15.000 Yeah, yeah, that's you didn't care for that. 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:17.800 You might just be wrong on that dilemma, was bro? 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:19.520 I used to be in a rib. Look at you. 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:21.399 Look at you tell itself. 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:23.720 Too, Bro, I used to be in a bonded with 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:27.240 somebody imbarrassed that way too embarrassed. 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:27.720 That hurt me. 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:29.200 Look how his brain works. 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:32.920 Bro, I used to be in the crib listening to dilemma. 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:37.600 What should I had a girlfriend? Oh my god, man, 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:39.600 he came out in the summer. You know remember that. 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:42.280 It came out in the summer, and I was just like, man, 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:43.800 I had a girlfriend. 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:44.920 Who year was that? 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:49.400 Probably two thousand and three. Kelly Rowland was so fine. 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:50.400 Kelly was fine. 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:54.600 I've always been to Kelly had always Kelly. I like that. 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:55.840 I like that short hair. 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:59.320 Yeah, I like the redheaded one too, before Beyonce. Yeah 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:04.880 you starting no kick, No, no, no, no, the redheaded one. 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:07.800 Oh you like the beginning, oh before? 0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:09.280 Yeah? 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:16.960 She was cute to their names. Look Toya, Tavia and LaToya. 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:18.479 That sounds right. 0:18:18.720 --> 0:18:26.560 I was like doctor sus character, and br did not 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:28.119 like her. On the boat, she did not. 0:18:28.240 --> 0:18:37.480 Like you would get here, you would love green eggs, 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:42.360 and tonight he would not be in his bad That's 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:43.199 how she threatened her. 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:49.440 You got to eat some green Eggsam, bitch, and it 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:51.680 ain't green because we put food color in this rid. 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:54.600 You're four, Now get your ass out of here. 0:18:54.720 --> 0:19:10.200 Goes from four to two. Patrick. 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:12.120 We haven't even introduced you yet. 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:13.560 It's been a good time. 0:19:14.119 --> 0:19:18.200 A good Our guest today is he's phenomenal. He's very funny. 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:21.040 You know him from all kinds of stuff on the internet. Specifically, 0:19:21.080 --> 0:19:23.280 you know him at best from all death. He has 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:25.440 his own podcast, he has his own show. He makes 0:19:25.480 --> 0:19:29.560 so much great content. Give it up for Patrick Cloud You. 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:35.920 You will smell good, I feel good, and you sing 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:37.400 good and make love good. 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:46.160 Expect James moving around. Keep you on your toes. 0:19:47.720 --> 0:19:48.360 Were sitting down. 0:19:48.440 --> 0:19:50.080 We're so happy you're here. Uh. 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:55.240 We we came with a conspiracy uh that we're excited 0:19:55.280 --> 0:19:57.560 to unpack with you. My mama told me. 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:08.920 The apocalypse has already started. H Where does that land 0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:09.200 with you? 0:20:09.359 --> 0:20:11.199 Let's just get the first thoughts out of the way. 0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:15.960 When you hear that absolutely yeah, and don't take any 0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:18.600