Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We got a
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Speaker 1: you know, it's been really popular for brands to do mashups.
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Speaker 3: like us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to do that.
Speaker 1: I definitely have never done this before. But it all
Speaker 1: started because the woman who wrote us for the second
Speaker 1: date didn't even know the guy's name that.
Speaker 3: We were calling, not associated with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you'll understand here in just a second. I'm
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Speaker 3: Oh Brooke, I think you're gonna appreciate this comment.
Speaker 4: Okay, you'll see why, because Lisa said, I just wanted
Speaker 4: to offer a PSA to everyone. I am so addicted
Speaker 4: to this show. But when I found myself on a
Speaker 4: noise the subway wearing earbuds and couldn't hear the show.
Speaker 4: I jacked up the volume so high then now I
Speaker 4: have a bit of tonight is from it ever since April.
Speaker 4: I know their addicts of this show just like me,
Speaker 4: So please be careful with your ears.
Speaker 1: Yes, dude, I Jeffrey is the worst. J Jose is
Speaker 1: not much better. But Jeffrey is so bad.
Speaker 4: Jeff, Like you put on Jeff's headphones and you want
Speaker 4: to cry from the pain of how loud it is.
Speaker 3: But Jeff can barely hear it.
Speaker 1: It's like a torture chamber all the way up. Jeff's
Speaker 1: on the train to become old Alan, Yeah before it
Speaker 1: really is.
Speaker 3: You're right, his is like a torture chamber, exactly.
Speaker 2: High pitched noise and this uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think our voices will do just yeah is good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, enjoy this at a safe volume.
Speaker 1: Ever, please it starts right.
Speaker 2: Now, broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Second date updates.
Speaker 2: We've got a listener on the phone who's asking for
Speaker 2: our help with a second date update for a guy
Speaker 2: that she hasn't been on a first date with yet.
Speaker 1: We've done that before, though, where maybe they're just talking
Speaker 1: and it never.
Speaker 2: Happened sure, but I don't know if she's even actually
Speaker 2: spoken to this guy before. Oh it's what are we doing?
Speaker 2: It's a little unclear, but she did say he's definitely
Speaker 2: interested in her.
Speaker 1: How would she know if she hasn't talked to him?
Speaker 3: He needs our help.
Speaker 2: Why even go through this? It doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 2: I think our producer is kind of screwed up, maybe
Speaker 2: even on bath salts this morning. That's also unclear that
Speaker 2: you've seen the guy. He's not right. But you know what,
Speaker 2: she's already on the phone, so we might as well
Speaker 2: talk to her. Her name is Sasha. Sasha, what on
Speaker 2: earth is actually going on? Please clear this up for us.
Speaker 5: Yes, actually wanted to come on the show to do
Speaker 5: an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a totally different segment. Is a little awkward too,
Speaker 2: but yeah, you know what, you know what we can
Speaker 2: adapt it. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Okay, this is
Speaker 2: now the awkward Tuesday second date update phone call?
Speaker 1: Is it even Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Who cares? The point is we're doing what Sasha wants
Speaker 2: and a little bit of what we need to force
Speaker 2: into the second all control.
Speaker 1: And just letting our listeners decide what segments happen at
Speaker 1: what time.
Speaker 2: That's how you win. Now, Okay, Sasha, now that we've
Speaker 2: changed everything for you, what is going on? Tell us
Speaker 2: about the situation you find yourself in and why you
Speaker 2: need our help.
Speaker 5: So I actually work as a waitress at a chain restaurant, okay,
Speaker 5: And the other day a couple comes into my job.
Speaker 5: It's this guy and a girl. They sit down at
Speaker 5: a booth. The guy orders an old fashion the girl
Speaker 5: gets the margarita.
Speaker 1: You're definitely not at the chain, I was thinking to me.
Speaker 2: Either, yeah, okay, this is little class here, right.
Speaker 5: Yes, I mean there's I didn't get any red blox
Speaker 5: from them, and they were there for over an hour,
Speaker 5: and then after when they asked for the bill, I
Speaker 5: ran his car, right. I go to the table after
Speaker 5: to pick up the receipt and the guy wrote you
Speaker 5: have really pretty eyes and then left his phone number.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's the first aid didn't go well.
Speaker 1: Either that or they're looking at somebody else.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 5: They seem like they've been together for a while.
Speaker 2: Oh, they seemed like an actual like couple that had
Speaker 2: been dating.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I mean there's.
Speaker 1: So many options. He could also be cheating, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like looking just on the slide.
Speaker 2: He's so used to cheating that now he's just brazen
Speaker 2: about it and does it right in front of his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh god, maybe she's the one that left the note.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a good handwriting.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, he definitely took care of the bill and he's
Speaker 5: the one who wrote it.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay it Why did you even entertain this? I
Speaker 1: know if I got this, I would just walk away
Speaker 1: and never like joke about it with maybe my coworkers
Speaker 1: at some point.
Speaker 5: I'm just curious, like the girlfriend note about the note?
Speaker 5: I mean, should I reach out because I'm curious and
Speaker 5: I want to know what's going on here? You know,
Speaker 5: I'm that was cute, but I'm not a cheater.
Speaker 1: Area Like, are you saying that you're interested in him
Speaker 1: if he's not cheating?
Speaker 5: I mean maybe, oh okay.
Speaker 2: I thought you. Well, maybe it's just his sister that
Speaker 2: he was out and that's why it seems like they're
Speaker 2: so close.
Speaker 5: No, I mean they seemed like a couple, and they
Speaker 5: didn't seem like brother and sister.
Speaker 1: Did you see him like hold hands or anything like kissing?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: I didn't see that. I mean, they talked, they were friendly,
Speaker 5: nothing out of the ordinary. So that's why I'm really curious.
Speaker 1: What did you see that gave you a couple vibes
Speaker 1: between the two of them, how they.
Speaker 6: Looked at each other, you can tell body chemists.
Speaker 2: A lot of times it was all under the table
Speaker 2: stuff that they were doing with each other.
Speaker 1: I will say, my husband and I don't often make
Speaker 1: out in the booths of chain restaurants together.
Speaker 2: They save that for the alley way next to the
Speaker 2: dumpster that's hot. Okay.
Speaker 3: So there's so many options wanting to do.
Speaker 1: You're just wanting to get more info.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean I just kind of want to reach out.
Speaker 5: I want to know if he's doing everything behind her back.
Speaker 2: Okay. So we need to think of what advice we
Speaker 2: can give to get him to open up, because sometimes
Speaker 2: cheaters will, if they feel comfortable, they'll tip their hand.
Speaker 2: Cheater might why no, A cheater might tell the truth
Speaker 2: if they don't know, okay, that they're being sussed.
Speaker 1: Out okay, or they'll say something like, oh, yeah, my
Speaker 1: girlfriend totally is okay with you to break up next
Speaker 1: week exactly. That was our breakup dinner.
Speaker 2: We were at Yah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she helped me come up with a dating profile.
Speaker 1: I swear.
Speaker 2: We just need to get him comfortable enough to give
Speaker 2: us more information when we come back and do this
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesday second date update mashup?
Speaker 1: Is this guy even gonna know who you are? Is
Speaker 1: he even gonna remember your name?
Speaker 5: I don't know his name?
Speaker 1: Oh we really should have looked at that receipt better.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh yeah, the receiver still have it.
Speaker 1: His name is Ethan Ethan all right, that is a
Speaker 1: hot guy name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but sounds like a scumbag too, Yeah, exactly. Well,
Speaker 2: we've never done anything like this before, So what we'll
Speaker 2: do is give you a little bit of advice, and
Speaker 2: then we'll let you call this Ethan guy to see
Speaker 2: if he's really in a relationship and doing something suspicious,
Speaker 2: or if he's just a good person that was in
Speaker 2: a weird situation and likes you. He's either awesome or
Speaker 2: we hate him. We're gonna find that out with your
Speaker 2: first ever awkward Tuesday second date update. Phone call tap.
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 2: It's coming up right after this Brooke and Jeffrey in.
Speaker 3: The morning second date update.
Speaker 2: If you're just joining us, you are witnessing show history, right,
Speaker 2: now for the first ever awkward Tuesday second date update. Mashup, Right,
Speaker 2: that's not even happening on a Tuesday, or maybe it is.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know when we're gonna air this.
Speaker 2: We've really lost control of this entire show.
Speaker 1: I think that's probably for the best, but basically very
Speaker 1: good job when we were in the driver's seat.
Speaker 2: Fair one of our listeners. Though, Sasha, is a waitress
Speaker 2: at a chain restaurant. She had two customers come in recently,
Speaker 2: a guy and a girl. Both seem very nice, and
Speaker 2: even though she thinks that their boyfriend and girlfriend based
Speaker 2: on how they were, she doesn't know that for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the reason that's important is because he left
Speaker 1: her a little saucy note.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it seems like he's into her because on
Speaker 2: his receipt saying she has pretty eyes and added his
Speaker 2: phone number along.
Speaker 1: With it, which she liked.
Speaker 2: Is that fair to say?
Speaker 5: I'm just curious, I think at this point.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm curious too, and I know what that means, Sasha,
Speaker 2: I get you. That's like a hot word.
Speaker 1: Know what to do with you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: We lost I'm sure here, Oh okay, just not going
Speaker 2: participate that's okay. I feel like that she wanted to
Speaker 2: get our advice before she called this guy's number to
Speaker 2: see how she can suss out the situation, to find
Speaker 2: out if he's really being unfaithful to this other woman
Speaker 2: or if it was just a weird situation where he
Speaker 2: was out with a friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and maybe Sasha should be dating him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but we just need to come up with
Speaker 2: some advice, maybe even some good questions for her to
Speaker 2: ask once we get him on the phone. So, Brooke,
Speaker 2: what do you think the thing is?
Speaker 1: You don't know anything about this guy, so it's easy
Speaker 1: to start with, oh my god, I just wish I
Speaker 1: could know more about you, and then you drop what's
Speaker 1: your insta?
Speaker 6: Go?
Speaker 2: I have a picture?
Speaker 1: His response will tell you everything, because if he's willing
Speaker 1: to just give it to you, then sounds like maybe
Speaker 1: he's single. But if he's hesitant or says he doesn't
Speaker 1: have one, then it's because he hasn't scrubbed his girlfriend off.
Speaker 2: Of it yet. I like it. What do you think, Sasha?
Speaker 5: I think that sounds good.
Speaker 2: She hates it, she doesn't like it. It's okay. You
Speaker 2: can tell her that she's bad at advice. Jose, what
Speaker 2: do you think? Maybe you have something better. But here's
Speaker 2: the deal with guys, you cheat.
Speaker 6: They will mention somehow that their batteries low.
Speaker 2: This will buy them time to sneak around. So if
Speaker 2: it comes up throughout the conversation at all that his
Speaker 2: battery is low, cheater, yike, okay, stamp it. Well, why
Speaker 2: does that confuse both of the women in the room.
Speaker 3: What's the phone battery have to do with anything?
Speaker 2: It's an excuse for what?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Why? Yeah? For like not telling the truth? Sorry, disappeared
Speaker 2: for three hours. My phone died phone. In fact, my
Speaker 2: computer is about to die and we need to get
Speaker 2: this segment.
Speaker 1: So well, maybe Jose is onto something. If Jeff's computer's dying,
Speaker 1: so well, he said.
Speaker 2: Phone, he said phone, nothing about computer. That's totally differ
Speaker 2: I don't know what it means. But Sasha, that's our advice.
Speaker 2: We're gonna dial this guy's phone number. We're going to
Speaker 2: find out if he's a real good person or a
Speaker 2: total scumbag. You ready to do this?
Speaker 5: I'm so curious girl.
Speaker 2: Let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 6: Hello, hi Ethan, Yeah, this is Dethon. Who's this?
Speaker 5: This is Sasha from the Rushta the other night I
Speaker 5: was your wager.
Speaker 6: Oh hey, you got my notes?
Speaker 5: I did? That was really sweet. I loved what you
Speaker 5: said about all right he double check.
Speaker 6: You were the one with a low cut blue top.
Speaker 5: Yes it was lo cut, but it was green up blue.
Speaker 5: You don't do this to a lot of waitresses.
Speaker 1: Do you.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I am just color blind. I mixed up
Speaker 6: my blues and greens and my reds and yellows. Actually,
Speaker 6: but anyway, how are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good, I'm happy now that I'm talking to you.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm happy to talk to you also.
Speaker 2: And just so you know, I never do that.
Speaker 6: I never hit on waitresses because I know you guys
Speaker 6: get it all the time. But I just didn't want
Speaker 6: to let the moment pass me by.
Speaker 5: Oh it was so nice to you to say, can
Speaker 5: I ask you something?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 5: So that girl you were with as a restaurant, I'm
Speaker 5: just justin she was like your sister or friend or something.
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, yeah, we could say that. Oh okay,
Speaker 6: but is she actually Hey, I'm so sorry. My battery
Speaker 6: right now is at ten percent. So maybe we could
Speaker 6: just hang out and we can talk in person, because
Speaker 6: I am getting really good vibes with you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that sounds good. But that girl.
Speaker 6: Though, Can I just tell you again, sorry to interrupt you.
Speaker 6: Hearing your voice again has made my day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little dangerous.
Speaker 6: If you asked me, I was having a very average
Speaker 6: day until you called.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, no one ever said that to me before.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, you're gonna get me fired because I'm at
Speaker 6: work right now and after this call, I'm gonna have
Speaker 6: to take some personal time in the restroom.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that is not sexy.
Speaker 2: No, speak for yourself, my god, smooth talker, curious. Hello, Hello, Ethan.
Speaker 2: We're a radio show. Well, yeah, we don't want to
Speaker 2: we don't want to lie to you. We're a radio
Speaker 2: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I am really confused.
Speaker 6: What is going on right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean, Jeffrey, you better get it in quick.
Speaker 1: You only have ten percent potus.
Speaker 2: First of all, Ethan, I want to apologize to you
Speaker 2: because our female co hosts are very turned on by
Speaker 2: the things that you were saying earlier. We did hear it,
Speaker 2: but this is a segment that we're doing trying to
Speaker 2: help out our listener, Sasha, who you had a rendezvous
Speaker 2: with at the restaurant the other day.
Speaker 7: No, she was working, okay, at work, and you left
Speaker 7: her a note okay, for a coincidental running I'm sorry,
Speaker 7: I'm confused here.
Speaker 6: You're all on a radio show, yes, and you just
Speaker 6: listened to our phone conversation.
Speaker 2: Correct, Yes, at Sasha's request.
Speaker 1: Why, well, we're trying to see what type of guy
Speaker 1: you were, you know, help her figure it out.
Speaker 2: In Sasha's words, she's curious.
Speaker 1: Cannot get off of it now, Jeff, it is Sasha
Speaker 1: even there?
Speaker 5: So I am here.
Speaker 2: You're still curious, Sasha, I.
Speaker 5: Hope not not really anymore.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, I want to know what, Sasha you
Speaker 1: think the answer is.
Speaker 5: I honestly think that maybe he didn't even know the
Speaker 5: girl that well, it just sounds like he just goes
Speaker 5: on with the girls and.
Speaker 1: Well you think that that was just a casual date
Speaker 1: now when originally you thought that they were in a relationship.
Speaker 6: Actually, uh, I don't really know what all the conspiracy
Speaker 6: is here. I'm just an interested party. I uh really
Speaker 6: do have nothing to hide here.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So who was the woman you were out with, Ethan.
Speaker 2: That's really the big question that we were wondering, well,
Speaker 2: Sasha actually guessed correctly with my sister.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Sasha led you. All you had to do
Speaker 1: is say, yes, who is she?
Speaker 6: I'm telling you it's my sister Julie. So you will
Speaker 6: introduce Julie to your new date if you guys decided.
Speaker 1: To go on a date. That's a good point of me.
Speaker 1: I would love to meet your dating.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, Julie doesn't like meeting new people.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like we're using Julian airs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's shy, shy around new ones.
Speaker 1: Lunch with the Okay, interesting, is you know older younger?
Speaker 1: What can you tell us about your sister?
Speaker 2: I know your phone batter is probably dying. It's probably
Speaker 2: six percent now, so you got to get these answers
Speaker 2: out pretty quick. You're giving him an appy.
Speaker 6: You know what. My phone battery is dying, and I
Speaker 6: don't really appreciate it, honestly.
Speaker 2: I mean it happened to me one time. I can't
Speaker 2: believe I was.
Speaker 1: You're at work and you can't charge your phone.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so anyway, I need to use the bathroom, so
Speaker 6: I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: It makes sense because he's full of it.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I love that. Okay, laughter, Thank you.
Speaker 5: I don't know yet if you're being honest or not,
Speaker 5: but we can talk later if you want, I'll call you.
Speaker 2: No, you know that sounds great.
Speaker 6: We can talk later when all of these people aren't around.
Speaker 2: Do not call this man. Yeah, I'm telling you that
Speaker 2: bathroom line works, wonders. Hopefully he can charge his phone
Speaker 2: in there so that that phone call can go as
Speaker 2: smoothly as possible. Sasha, I'm glad that you got the
Speaker 2: answers that you came to us looking for.
Speaker 1: Sasha. You had the right instinct. He is not trustworthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: My instinct is curious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, girl, you stick with that instinct. That's what got
Speaker 2: you on the show. That's right. Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning, always curious Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh man, it's like they say, why are the good
Speaker 2: ones always?
Speaker 1: That does not refer to this.
Speaker 2: I mean he was good enough for Sasha to call
Speaker 2: him off the air.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good enough for the other girl that he's dating.
Speaker 2: Geeze girls. Yeah, okay. He was obviously problematic. Yes, but
Speaker 2: young women, for better or for worse, are always drawn
Speaker 2: to that type of guy. It's biology.
Speaker 1: She was so close to just doing the right thing.
Speaker 1: She was like all the precipice of realizing this guy
Speaker 1: is a short.
Speaker 4: I feel like the girl he was at dinner with
Speaker 4: saw him write the number, it was like, please take
Speaker 4: him away from him.
Speaker 1: His first description of her was, Oh, you the one
Speaker 1: with a low, low cut green chop.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, yeah, it was low cut.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I mean the thing is, if he was just
Speaker 2: a sweet, nice guy who was all by himself, I
Speaker 2: don't think she ever would have been like intrigued by him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think him having another girl there is what made
Speaker 2: her so interested. Oh yeah, you should like put that
Speaker 2: in like a bumper stick.
Speaker 3: It was like a creepy guy.
Speaker 1: Win.
Speaker 2: I got the something that's happening. And if you're also
Speaker 2: seeking a problematic situation, email the show. We'll call that
Speaker 2: person who's piqued your interest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unless you and let you make a terrible decision
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: That's what we do. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.