Speaker 1: Hey people, I got shows coming, but I want you
Speaker 1: to be there, so listen up and get your tickets.
Speaker 1: Let's see what's going on. Where do we got? We
Speaker 1: got Texas, I got Texas. Lots of shows in Texas.
Speaker 1: First up, February ninth, I'll be in Sugarland, Texas a
Speaker 1: k a. Houston, that whole area at the Smart Financial Center.
Speaker 1: Then on the tenth of February, I'll be in Grand Prairie,
Speaker 1: Texas a k a. The Dallas Fort Worth area at
Speaker 1: Texas Trust See You Center. And on the eleventh of February,
Speaker 1: I'll be in San Antonio, Texas at the Majestic Theater.
Speaker 1: And last, but certainly not least, I'll be in Austin,
Speaker 1: Texas at the Bass Concert Hall. Check out more dates
Speaker 1: to come at Russell Peters dot com because we are
Speaker 1: always adding dates. Enjoy topics, clams, vacations, whatever, we want
Speaker 1: to talk about. Honeymoon a matter of fact, how about that.
Speaker 1: That's how we do it. We don't just there's no
Speaker 1: like like a weird hard start with our hard are
Speaker 1: There's no hard R on R hard are on you?
Speaker 1: Um no, no, no, my daddy, Yeah, I got a
Speaker 1: coupon though kind of coupon for actually got it on
Speaker 1: grope on because once we get married, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: my grope on because I'm very respected. I said, he
Speaker 1: can't get too drunk because he's supposed to carry me
Speaker 1: over the I'm gonna get good, but I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: get you know, ship faced, and you don't want to
Speaker 1: drink much, I'm gonna get her. Fuck. Maybe maybe that
Speaker 1: night that something to do, but he came in and
Speaker 1: spent some time with us. Anyway. I just want you
Speaker 1: to know, Polly, that you're the one that didn't want
Speaker 1: to be on the podcast, but you're talking. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can be the little commentator you're Eddie today, fucking Polly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Lord Finestro just walked in. So we're sitting here with
Speaker 1: Clay Clams Casino Roberts. Thank you, Lord Underboss Finesse. Hey, Hey, Ali,
Speaker 1: Mrs Peters. Peters my wife wife to be, but i'd
Speaker 1: say wife already because it's there. I mean, what's what's
Speaker 1: what's what's the difference and years? Truly? Oh and me
Speaker 1: obviously me. I'm talking in Paul. You'll be hearing him
Speaker 1: chirping in the background from time to time. If you
Speaker 1: hear what you think is uh a door not opening?
Speaker 1: Probably that's just PAULI stuttering that that that that wow,
Speaker 1: probably as stutter in mumbling bricket, what you do to
Speaker 1: deserve this probably has moving me seventeen years, you know that.
Speaker 1: Seventeen years. Wow, seventeen years. Rememortize him. He's never made
Speaker 1: more money in his life. He's made upwards of five
Speaker 1: to six thousand dollars. Don't spend it invested war bonds.
Speaker 1: Get an n f T with that money there, pauling,
Speaker 1: So we've done some shows already. Um, what do we do?
Speaker 1: We did in Chicago. Did you come to Chicago? No? No,
Speaker 1: are you sure to come to Chicago? I do your
Speaker 1: fun shows? You know the shows I like to go
Speaker 1: with you? Egypt Egypt show was amazing? Are these two
Speaker 1: are still talking over us? Sorry? We went from no
Speaker 1: talking to just talking over each other now for you? Thanks? Um.
Speaker 1: Egypt was awesome. Um, the whole um Middle Eastern process
Speaker 1: there because because the way I wrote the act was
Speaker 1: like I wrote it all in America this time, and
Speaker 1: I wrote a very concentric and when I got to Jordan,
Speaker 1: I realized, I think it's a little too American centric
Speaker 1: and It didn't work as well in Jordan, but it
Speaker 1: worked really well in Egypt for some reason. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: Egyptians were much more open to the act. I think
Speaker 1: the Jordanians understood half of it. Uh, Jordan's a much
Speaker 1: more homogeneozed society. That Egypt has a lot of outsiders
Speaker 1: and an ex pats that came back, like you know,
Speaker 1: nonresident Egyptians and our ease. I had one this morning,
Speaker 1: and they have to. They have a lot of kids
Speaker 1: that were either born in America or Canada and moved
Speaker 1: back to Egypt because they spoke Arabic and understand the
Speaker 1: Western world, and they're all that hotel business. This is great.
Speaker 1: They were. They were amazing shows. Though I thought, um,
Speaker 1: I thought they were great. I thought Jordan's was disappointing
Speaker 1: and that wasn't Jordan. I don't blame I blame me
Speaker 1: for that. It was a good show. People in aoid it.
Speaker 1: But I I feel like I could have been better
Speaker 1: and tighter. And then the first show in Egypt, I
Speaker 1: should have been better and tighter, and then the second
Speaker 1: show I was like, okay, I got this now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it takes me a couple of shows to get
Speaker 1: my legs internationally again. Yeah, well then you're a little
Speaker 1: worried about the material and how it's going to translate, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then the last I was like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: do what I do and then that worked like Angelo,
Speaker 1: but she also had some news. Yeah, we also had
Speaker 1: some technical difficulties. Yeah, we had some technical difficulties on
Speaker 1: the first show, and then and then the day of
Speaker 1: the last show, that's when Kango passed away. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was sitting at the table with Hi when I got
Speaker 1: the text. Had to run away from the table. Listen,
Speaker 1: someone passes into a friend. It's hard. And yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I always say the show must go on, and you
Speaker 1: were champion, and then I was like, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do the show for him. And then it went
Speaker 1: really well the show after you just heard it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean I had to show regardless, but I think
Speaker 1: it's cathartic if you didn't have a show and then
Speaker 1: you go to it. But well, listen, you you had
Speaker 1: almost five thousand people show up and and you didn't
Speaker 1: disappoint them. Yeah, it was good. And then they were
Speaker 1: all yelling at Lord of Finnes, Lord Thinness the Hick
Speaker 1: is Lord of Finn this and that wasn't happening. Actually,
Speaker 1: they say, where's Mr Laverte? You got Ali hanging out
Speaker 1: with your She's cracking jokes, she's getting in on a joke,
Speaker 1: she's initiating the jokes. Now, yeah, that's what happens once
Speaker 1: you go down. That's a lot of you don't know.
Speaker 1: That's my real Indian name is Ball's Deep. And once
Speaker 1: I get balls Deep in her, she's basically my victim.
Speaker 1: Really thinking for a minute, like I gotta understand this
Speaker 1: is just due seven and now Ali is a part
Speaker 1: of it. And ye she comes with the Lord Grill
Speaker 1: Ski and Joe Vern and you know, I get it.
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Speaker 1: walk in, yeah I'm here for you, they go, I'm
Speaker 1: done trying to be shop you know, and think you
Speaker 1: got the kazals on. Yeah. I see a lot of people,
Speaker 1: you know, younger than me looking burnt out. So you know,
Speaker 1: you know, father Tom is very abusive to a lot
Speaker 1: of people. My friend, you know, it's funny I'm showing
Speaker 1: my daughter videos of her when she was gonna be
Speaker 1: two or three years old, and I'm in the video
Speaker 1: and she's like, Daddy, it looks so young, and I'm
Speaker 1: like wow. I was like, wow, that's that's messed up
Speaker 1: growing eleven. And then I go, what about now? I
Speaker 1: like you now better see? Yeah, that's that's that's the
Speaker 1: only one you can like. You can't go back and
Speaker 1: make the decision that you like the old you. Well, no,
Speaker 1: she knows that it's hurtful, so she's very sweet. I
Speaker 1: say that too. I say, I like the way you
Speaker 1: look now versus when you back then. But also the
Speaker 1: style that I'm doing is back then. It's not like now. No,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at your face. Your face is a face
Speaker 1: fucking face face. I was like, I wouldn't talk to
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Speaker 1: do He was stalking me in north Stroms. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I just saw her. We talked about this in the
Speaker 1: past episode, but I saw her. I thought she was cute.
Speaker 1: I was like, kid, yeah, okay, I know, like, I know,
Speaker 1: that's that's not how you think. Tell you. I was
Speaker 1: with rapping Rico on the first but you know, real cool.
Speaker 1: But no, no no, no, no, man beat thinking like, yes,
Speaker 1: she could get it, she know what I mean. But
Speaker 1: that's all I was thinking. I was thinking that cool.
Speaker 1: I want to marry her one day. I didn't think
Speaker 1: like that. I just thought she was cute. But you know,
Speaker 1: I had my own situation going on, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to complicate my already complicated situation any further.
Speaker 1: And then and then when when when the time was right,
Speaker 1: when I was when I was paroled, um um, that's
Speaker 1: when we that's when we finally met. Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: She threw it at me, She threw her little catchers
Speaker 1: met in my catcher's mat when I first met. But
Speaker 1: I was the next day. You were there, well, no,
Speaker 1: you were there when we started actually dating. We met
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve party. We've seen each other after Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: the year prior. Were officially introduced on New Year's Eve, right,
Speaker 1: So no, I saw her in November at Thanksgiving, right
Speaker 1: right before Thanksgiving. It was right before, but it was
Speaker 1: after because you said, how Dante says, how's Thanksgiving? You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I still got a couple of strugglers, and that was
Speaker 1: going right behind you. Yeah, so it was after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Wore they left right away. I'm trying to think where
Speaker 1: was that at? Um Hm, I came in Rico, rap
Speaker 1: spend Bad came down, been bad Son was there? How
Speaker 1: was it? I was? You know you were there, aren't you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm always there for Thanksgiving? Not you know, I'm the chef.
Speaker 1: You know, people like he must be the freeloader. No,
Speaker 1: I'm the chef. That was that was here. He was crying, remember, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was there. He wasn't factor and that was the
Speaker 1: last time he was there. Yeah, he was like, I gotta,
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta leave you out for a little while,
Speaker 1: brother Russ, which I understood. I understood it. He tried
Speaker 1: the same thing. Know you read energy, you know, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I got your kid. I didn't even
Speaker 1: sweat you, but I'm like, I get it. The same
Speaker 1: with Little Looted, the same thing. You know. You that
Speaker 1: the House of Horrors going on, you know it. It
Speaker 1: was an interesting time, to say the least, the International
Speaker 1: House of Pancakes in the National House of Horrors. You know,
Speaker 1: I hope let's go. I'm not going to thank you.
Speaker 1: I try. It wasn't as good as a line that
Speaker 1: you did in the Rich Carlton and Cairo, which we said,
Speaker 1: I'm still laughing. The chef of the hotel came up
Speaker 1: and you had the chef's coat on, and his name
Speaker 1: was Mohammadata, and uh he looked at me. I was like,
Speaker 1: don't you dare Mohammadata was one of the hijackers from
Speaker 1: nine eleven. Anyway, Well it wasn't him, obviously, because he's
Speaker 1: no longer with he is. He was a really good cook,
Speaker 1: casino or fantastic anyway, he was very gracious and and
Speaker 1: it brought Russell all this food and the table all
Speaker 1: we were all sitting together having this nice breakfast, and
Speaker 1: he looks at Russell, is anything missing? And Russell said, yeah,
Speaker 1: the other two pilots. I couldn't know myself. You could
Speaker 1: help yourself. But he had no idea to get it.
Speaker 1: I laughed like a little schoolgirl ran away, And then
Speaker 1: I said, wouldn't it be funny if as he was
Speaker 1: getting into the table, he placed his phone out of
Speaker 1: his hand, tell you this, seven ladies and jump. And
Speaker 1: then he got I've never seen this before. He got
Speaker 1: a cake on the one of the flights, a flight
Speaker 1: from a mom Jordan to Cairo, with his picture on it,
Speaker 1: and they brought him in the coffee, the cappuccinos. You saw,
Speaker 1: the coffees that made me there and the strange with
Speaker 1: my face on when this happened, when you left Jordan,
Speaker 1: find a Cairo and I brought you a cake on
Speaker 1: a plane, the little cake the size of that Astras fly.
Speaker 1: They brought him a cake with his face on it,
Speaker 1: and it said I have a picture of it. I
Speaker 1: think I've seen it. But ship heard you were shot
Speaker 1: and the coffee, the cappuccino hot. You just gonna ring
Speaker 1: the bell and get a beverage brings this picture on
Speaker 1: it right that a couple of I'm Peter, here's a cake,
Speaker 1: you know, cake coffee, you know, yeah at me, and
Speaker 1: they gave me a pilot medical complimentary of the staff here.
Speaker 1: Really appreciate you. No, I'm jewishly, give me a pile
Speaker 1: medical waste. They just tattooed a number on his wrist.
Speaker 1: It was weird, I called it, and Russell answered, it
Speaker 1: was weird having a problem with the number on your wrist,
Speaker 1: like that's one of the coffees. That made me yeah,
Speaker 1: I see, Like what was that painted on? Like the
Speaker 1: they did it somewhere. It was very autistic at your age,
Speaker 1: come on man, what it was. What it was was
Speaker 1: the anniversary of Rojordanian Airlines. So they had this big
Speaker 1: cake and the president of Rodjerdanian wanted me to take
Speaker 1: a picture of him in the cake and it was
Speaker 1: very nice. I had no problem doing it. And also,
Speaker 1: you know, my friend is the royal part of the
Speaker 1: Jordanian Airlines, so I'm like, you know you and then
Speaker 1: this is the cake they brought me on the plane. Okay,
Speaker 1: and it says it's r J's birthday, World Grendanian's birthday,
Speaker 1: So act your age. So but someone's going to get
Speaker 1: a heartburn real bad. So you get a cake? Like
Speaker 1: I said, did you let him know? Babe? Well? I think, um,
Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd even let you know this before,
Speaker 1: Bob Bob Finesse. But and it's not easy for me
Speaker 1: to tell you this because I already know that. I
Speaker 1: I really don't know how to word this any other way.
Speaker 1: But I'm kind of a big deal. I see, I'm
Speaker 1: still waiting on my fucking ginger le with ice ship.
Speaker 1: He put cups in my pants. You want to ginger?
Speaker 1: I get you on right now. No, I'm good. Now
Speaker 1: we have the West Wings. Should I get a ginger role?
Speaker 1: Now you even know where the hidden statue of coke
Speaker 1: zeros are? Yeah, that's that's me. Have you been having
Speaker 1: you never had no soda? Right in the past couple
Speaker 1: of days. I'm doing great. Finesse is on a diet.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call it a diet, just like a cleansing. Cleansing,
Speaker 1: let's say that is definitely going down because diet a
Speaker 1: diet is like temporary you know it's odd hiccup. You know,
Speaker 1: diet is temporary. That means once you get to a
Speaker 1: certain level, you're gonna sunk up again. So yeah, let's
Speaker 1: call it a cleansing. Cleansing because it has its vegetables
Speaker 1: and fruit, yeah, and water and tea. So that's yeah.
Speaker 1: And I'm glad. It's got to your bathroom to get
Speaker 1: that toilet a cleansing. Oh my gosh, no, I want
Speaker 1: bathroom me like that. I'm good, my ship. It looks
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Speaker 1: a ship standing there talking like can I finish? I
Speaker 1: embrace it and I'm like, it's really smelling here, because yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. I'm like, well, would you stand an that's no,
Speaker 1: he literally is. I was like, can I get time
Speaker 1: to get out an interesting restroom procedure or I you
Speaker 1: specifically because you know, as soon as I'm done eating breakfast,
Speaker 1: it's on. Does he go in a circle? Circles? He
Speaker 1: sniffs it exactly. Piper looks was anytime you asked me?
Speaker 1: He asked, you will say I only go on this airline,
Speaker 1: and I pretty much put on every airline on this planet.
Speaker 1: He's like, how's the first class? It's very nice, and
Speaker 1: he's like, how big is the bathroom? Yeah, it's the
Speaker 1: airplane bathroom. See here's the thing. Having been on Emirates,
Speaker 1: I feel like all first class bathrooms should be like
Speaker 1: that doesn't need to necessarily have the shower, but should
Speaker 1: be a nice big space for you. You should have
Speaker 1: a nice big space. Like British airways really failed on
Speaker 1: that one. Well they're not big on bathrooms. Well no
Speaker 1: or teeth, but but like the first class on British
Speaker 1: airways is good and then the bathroom is as good
Speaker 1: as the economy bathroom on fucking Spirit. But then you
Speaker 1: go to the business class bathroom on on British airways
Speaker 1: and it's nice. And I'm like, well, so do I
Speaker 1: pay less and get a better fucking bathroom or do
Speaker 1: I pay more and get a ship bath? Can't you
Speaker 1: just walk to the back? Well, I'd have to do that.
Speaker 1: I had to walk through savage to the bathroom. And
Speaker 1: they're all looking at me and my pajamas, because when
Speaker 1: you're going first class on a lot of these airlines
Speaker 1: to give you pajamas, and uh, I have a song
Speaker 1: that I sing when I'm putting on those pajamas because
Speaker 1: I take everything off and I just sit there and
Speaker 1: then look at somebody. I look at whoever's with me?
Speaker 1: I go, they go, how are you going? And I'm
Speaker 1: free free ball? Whoever's with you? Like my brother, if
Speaker 1: he's singing across from me or whoever, Spinny would be
Speaker 1: the one. Usually Spinny would be the one that would
Speaker 1: be real quick. Yeah. Yeah, it was usually me, Spinny
Speaker 1: or my brother. We would sing free balling means been harvesting,
Speaker 1: free balling are you? And we'd like free ball and
Speaker 1: then I would like wrap the pajamas around my ball
Speaker 1: and cock and just like just to like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm sighting. This is crazy. So you have had to
Speaker 1: get dressed in you and your pajamas and then they
Speaker 1: make everybody sucking deep plane. I mean it could happen
Speaker 1: and then you gotta get off the plane and your
Speaker 1: pajamas in the airport. Yeah, but they give you slippers
Speaker 1: and everything, so everyone there's almost in pajamas anyway, So
Speaker 1: no fairness here, No, let's just jealous. I wouldn't win
Speaker 1: the jamas, I'm telling you you wouldn't. They give you
Speaker 1: pajamas in first class? Wouldnt put them ships on? We
Speaker 1: have some shorts or something. So these pajamas are awesome.
Speaker 1: What do they like? They flannel? They you know, no,
Speaker 1: they're like they're like Ataria that she's wearing right there.
Speaker 1: What is this velvet? That's just the guy that wears
Speaker 1: socks on the beach. So it's not going Tom glad.
Speaker 1: You know, were the flip slides and the socks? Yeah,
Speaker 1: greight hood. You know what's weird is and I'm not
Speaker 1: and I don't and I don't want to see it.
Speaker 1: But if we've been living together two years now, and
Speaker 1: I've never seen his feet once. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if he has them. Sensitive about my feet feet, I
Speaker 1: don't want to see them pleasething sucked up. But you know,
Speaker 1: just like weird it all about my feet? Now. I
Speaker 1: get it. I mean, I'm you know, I get it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to here's the good news. I don't
Speaker 1: ever want to see a man foot, So we're good,
Speaker 1: my husband. That's how Courtney has a Wiki feet page.
Speaker 1: Do you know that? I do it? Two pictures of
Speaker 1: me and one my friends? How crazy was that? Laugh?
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, is it age? Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: look at it up. It's like Wikipedia, but Wiki feet,
Speaker 1: so any celebrity feet are on there? Really look at
Speaker 1: the footnotes. You see the cliff notes? Those be mine?
Speaker 1: How dare you my feet? Or what caught my man? Right?
Speaker 1: Honeymoon where? I don't know? What are you thinking? Think
Speaker 1: we're thinking goa I've never been. That was very Now
Speaker 1: you're like going, why don't you go? Have you gone?
Speaker 1: What is that? India? India? The west coast of India? Right?
Speaker 1: But then you're gonna You're not gonna you can't chill there.
Speaker 1: I get chill there and we'll get treated like royalty.
Speaker 1: Like royalty. But that's the good news. That's what you want, right,
Speaker 1: you've been many times. I don't imagine it's fantastic taj
Speaker 1: something rather than given this royalty is the one that
Speaker 1: makes the Beansya will make you go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: It was just like beach Sands, you know, hold the core.
Speaker 1: It's just not it's not saturated with Instagrammers influencers. That's
Speaker 1: not yet. Like Dubai would be no good, no, no,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to go like Dubai is good to
Speaker 1: go for business or fun. It's not a good do
Speaker 1: it for for a honeymoon Maldives. That's too fucking isolated.
Speaker 1: I would lose my mom, like I don't think I
Speaker 1: was something. That's why we didn't go to You can't
Speaker 1: phone that. You can't kiss in the streets, so where
Speaker 1: goodbye to my wife? I can kiss you in the street.
Speaker 1: Yeah they don't. I mean nobody's gonna run up to
Speaker 1: you like, don't kiss this woman? You know, I just
Speaker 1: veryone lost your mind. Look at these. But you have
Speaker 1: to be married. You don't have to be but it's
Speaker 1: definitely you can't be doing stuff like you're asking for problems.
Speaker 1: If you're doing doing stuff, we're not gonna bang. And
Speaker 1: there's we don't bang in the streets here. I don't
Speaker 1: know if we'd bang in the subway. No, but I'm
Speaker 1: saying like a subway sandwich place. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: make it seem like we're these wild people who let
Speaker 1: me get a foot long? How about two six inches?
Speaker 1: Like coupon combo meal and like two high school kids.
Speaker 1: Interesting though, because I'm like, you know, I'm not really
Speaker 1: in the mood all the time. This fucking chick Jesus,
Speaker 1: she ain't none but a horn dog. I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I'm just tired, and she's like okay, And like ten
Speaker 1: minutes later and I'm like, what the what's wrong? How
Speaker 1: did you do this? It's testing you. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to see if it worked. It works, it works me
Speaker 1: not the kids running around out were your mom's here
Speaker 1: as you too, have to behave my mom's word. You've
Speaker 1: seen what did my mom said you when you whipped
Speaker 1: out that cucumber today? Yeah, she said that she put
Speaker 1: it in and it was so big it came out
Speaker 1: of her mouth. I was like, wow, Okay, Mrs Peters,
Speaker 1: thank you for dinner. That's legit with my He held
Speaker 1: up a cucumber, like a foot and a half long
Speaker 1: and eighteen and cucumber and he goes, Hi and she
Speaker 1: goes and she was like, I already tried it. It's
Speaker 1: too big. I put it in. It came out of
Speaker 1: my mouth. This is his eighty year old mother. My
Speaker 1: eight year old mother said, play that her favorite Jason Rousse.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, get him on the phone. Yeah. Rouse was
Speaker 1: gonna say, yo, she is she likes Yoshi too, but
Speaker 1: she rouse Degree words, yeah, Yo, she's straight gothic comedy.
Speaker 1: You'll be straight and then you'll go on extreme left.
Speaker 1: You're like, where the hell did that come from? Rouse? Yo? Yo?
Speaker 1: A twisted individual. And the first time I saw Yoshi
Speaker 1: when you opened for us, I was like, wow, this
Speaker 1: might not be okay. Right. The first time I watched
Speaker 1: his show, one of his first show, actually his first
Speaker 1: show that I watched him, Yo, she opened for him
Speaker 1: or did a guest spot, I was. We were all like,
Speaker 1: what the fun is going on? And then he's at
Speaker 1: the end He's all I do. Kids parties were like,
Speaker 1: I'm sure he does. Let me give an example. Of
Speaker 1: one of Jason Rouse's jokes. You can understand. I think
Speaker 1: I've told you this joker is before. He said, um So,
Speaker 1: when I was younger, my dad caught me and my
Speaker 1: brother smoking, so to punish us, he called us in
Speaker 1: the garage, sat us down, pulled out a big cigar
Speaker 1: and made a suck as cock. There you go, because
Speaker 1: I'm joking. There was no cigar, just pap a cock. No,
Speaker 1: he's like watching a live are X rated cartoon. Where
Speaker 1: is he now? He's in Austin. I'm going to see him.
Speaker 1: I'm there next week. He's a very sweet guy. It's
Speaker 1: a very sensitive, sweet guy. That's the irony of it all.
Speaker 1: But he's into that really really dark death metal. Like
Speaker 1: that's what he listens to constantly, and it's like not like,
Speaker 1: you know, the heavy metal I like. Like, the hardest
Speaker 1: I get is like Slayer, which is pretty hard, but
Speaker 1: the ship he likes his makes Slayers sound like the Eagles.
Speaker 1: Russ Russ, Now I can say that Russ. I called
Speaker 1: Russ Russ Hasselhof because you know, going to Vegas, he
Speaker 1: plays his rock and it's over. Yeah. I woke up
Speaker 1: and I thought I was in what's that movie with
Speaker 1: this dude, the accountant. When the house was playing all
Speaker 1: that while rock shit, I woke up with that ship
Speaker 1: going heat doing about a hundred and something. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't I put I want to put my headphones on.
Speaker 1: I don't do it when you're in the car. No,
Speaker 1: he did do it. He did the first couple of
Speaker 1: times we drove to Vegas. Yeah. That's why I like
Speaker 1: driving to Vegas by myself, because I could do whatever
Speaker 1: right now because he plays it loud. It's not even
Speaker 1: like kind of I can metal low. You play it
Speaker 1: like at nine and a half. Now, doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be this yeah, to get the fact and never he
Speaker 1: needs to get us the Vegas and let them play
Speaker 1: that ship on one playing arm It's a quick it
Speaker 1: keeps them up two and oh yeah, this is like
Speaker 1: the concord right here. When would you ever ride the
Speaker 1: concord Clay, Yes, I wasn't amazing tight right small inside
Speaker 1: like um boy, I can't say five yeah, and uh,
Speaker 1: A lot of pop and circumstance around the flight. The
Speaker 1: only thing they didn't do was issue a white cat
Speaker 1: to pet during the flight. It was very Uh, it
Speaker 1: was amazing that the actual technology was amazing. Well there
Speaker 1: there's um I think Boonen's working on a supersonic jet
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, I think a couple of companies are
Speaker 1: working on supersonic flight, which I'm excited about. Is you
Speaker 1: you like to finish your shows and go You didn't
Speaker 1: of the night the rackous thing? Then you then you
Speaker 1: take those five BM flights on. You're out of your
Speaker 1: mind because I look at it as look, my my
Speaker 1: days at home are so numbered when I'm here, like,
Speaker 1: they're so limited, and so I'm gonna maximize the days.
Speaker 1: So I'd rather sit here and be sleepy all day
Speaker 1: then be stuck somewhere else and get home and be
Speaker 1: like all right, and I'm just gonna go to bed
Speaker 1: or not. Because I'm gonna I'm gonna go to bed.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean um fucking earth a kid over here.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna get me. So we even calling me
Speaker 1: mock us. I don't have any What was the show
Speaker 1: we did? Uh? I was with you Angelo and I
Speaker 1: forgot host with their West Palm Beach flight was I
Speaker 1: think flight was literally five thirty in the morning. Finish
Speaker 1: the show. We want to have cigars out in front
Speaker 1: of the hotels more cigars, had some drinks, and you
Speaker 1: got with the airport, flew home. You were home by
Speaker 1: eight am because we had it. Wasn't it a drive,
Speaker 1: like an hour drive to the airport something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had to get was driving in the left blink
Speaker 1: around the whole time. I never let an drive. Oh
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? I'm sucking the worst. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's like driving the year old man. I'm going I'm
Speaker 1: doing the speed limit. Yeah, you're doing the speed limit
Speaker 1: of a school zone on the freeway. And then you're
Speaker 1: the extreme. I'm the opposite. Yeah, way opposite. No, I
Speaker 1: drive safe. He had a dog throw up in his car.
Speaker 1: That's how bad is driving us. First of all, the dog,
Speaker 1: the little puppy threw up in his car. Yeah, Piper,
Speaker 1: my friends dog. Yeah, it's friends dog. Know, the one
Speaker 1: that when we went to and brought that puppy with him?
Speaker 1: Nobody Tom, Maybe he lioness. He's so cute, yea little rescue.
Speaker 1: He sounds like he should throw up. He didn't know
Speaker 1: his driving made him throw up. What were you listening to?
Speaker 1: It was his driving. It's nothing to do with the music.
Speaker 1: Clams At any point during the day he tends to
Speaker 1: do this. The dog that no because he's driving, could
Speaker 1: speed up. Then the guy in front of me slam
Speaker 1: the brakes and then guns the engine, then slammed the
Speaker 1: brakes and then guns it. And I'm like, first phone
Speaker 1: kills and the car to car gotta go a certain speed.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's going to shut off if it doesn't,
Speaker 1: like you know, if the first if I'm driving, it's
Speaker 1: like yo, hit the m hit damn, yo go fast.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, shut up. He does that to me too.
Speaker 1: I'm like, when you get these fast cars and it
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense to drive him slow. Listen, Tracy Chapman,
Speaker 1: this is what you got into. I gotta take you
Speaker 1: to get us out of here. Hey, thanks for listening.
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