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Speaker 1: to come at Russell Peters dot com because we are

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Speaker 1: with you? Egypt Egypt show was amazing? Are these two

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Speaker 1: Egypt was awesome. Um, the whole um Middle Eastern process

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Speaker 1: definitely you can't be doing stuff like you're asking for problems.

420
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Speaker 1: If you're doing doing stuff, we're not gonna bang. And

421
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Speaker 1: there's we don't bang in the streets here. I don't

422
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: know if we'd bang in the subway. No, but I'm

423
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: saying like a subway sandwich place. I just wanted to

424
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: make it seem like we're these wild people who let

425
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,479
Speaker 1: me get a foot long? How about two six inches?

426
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 1: Like coupon combo meal and like two high school kids.

427
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: Interesting though, because I'm like, you know, I'm not really

428
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: in the mood all the time. This fucking chick Jesus,

429
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: she ain't none but a horn dog. I'll be like,

430
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Speaker 1: I'm just tired, and she's like okay, And like ten

431
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: minutes later and I'm like, what the what's wrong? How

432
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 1: did you do this? It's testing you. I just wanted

433
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 1: to see if it worked. It works, it works me

434
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: not the kids running around out were your mom's here

435
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: as you too, have to behave my mom's word. You've

436
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: seen what did my mom said you when you whipped

437
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: out that cucumber today? Yeah, she said that she put

438
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: it in and it was so big it came out

439
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: of her mouth. I was like, wow, Okay, Mrs Peters,

440
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: thank you for dinner. That's legit with my He held

441
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: up a cucumber, like a foot and a half long

442
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: and eighteen and cucumber and he goes, Hi and she

443
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: goes and she was like, I already tried it. It's

444
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: too big. I put it in. It came out of

445
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: my mouth. This is his eighty year old mother. My

446
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: eight year old mother said, play that her favorite Jason Rousse.

447
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, get him on the phone. Yeah. Rouse was

448
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: gonna say, yo, she is she likes Yoshi too, but

449
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: she rouse Degree words, yeah, Yo, she's straight gothic comedy.

450
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: You'll be straight and then you'll go on extreme left.

451
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: You're like, where the hell did that come from? Rouse? Yo? Yo?

452
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: A twisted individual. And the first time I saw Yoshi

453
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: when you opened for us, I was like, wow, this

454
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: might not be okay. Right. The first time I watched

455
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: his show, one of his first show, actually his first

456
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: show that I watched him, Yo, she opened for him

457
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,479
Speaker 1: or did a guest spot, I was. We were all like,

458
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: what the fun is going on? And then he's at

459
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,719
Speaker 1: the end He's all I do. Kids parties were like,

460
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: I'm sure he does. Let me give an example. Of

461
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: one of Jason Rouse's jokes. You can understand. I think

462
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: I've told you this joker is before. He said, um So,

463
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: when I was younger, my dad caught me and my

464
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: brother smoking, so to punish us, he called us in

465
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: the garage, sat us down, pulled out a big cigar

466
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: and made a suck as cock. There you go, because

467
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm joking. There was no cigar, just pap a cock. No,

468
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: he's like watching a live are X rated cartoon. Where

469
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: is he now? He's in Austin. I'm going to see him.

470
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm there next week. He's a very sweet guy. It's

471
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: a very sensitive, sweet guy. That's the irony of it all.

472
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: But he's into that really really dark death metal. Like

473
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: that's what he listens to constantly, and it's like not like,

474
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: you know, the heavy metal I like. Like, the hardest

475
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: I get is like Slayer, which is pretty hard, but

476
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: the ship he likes his makes Slayers sound like the Eagles.

477
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: Russ Russ, Now I can say that Russ. I called

478
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: Russ Russ Hasselhof because you know, going to Vegas, he

479
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: plays his rock and it's over. Yeah. I woke up

480
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: and I thought I was in what's that movie with

481
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: this dude, the accountant. When the house was playing all

482
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: that while rock shit, I woke up with that ship

483
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: going heat doing about a hundred and something. Yeah, yeah,

484
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: I can't I put I want to put my headphones on.

485
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: I don't do it when you're in the car. No,

486
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: he did do it. He did the first couple of

487
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: times we drove to Vegas. Yeah. That's why I like

488
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: driving to Vegas by myself, because I could do whatever

489
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: right now because he plays it loud. It's not even

490
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: like kind of I can metal low. You play it

491
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: like at nine and a half. Now, doesn't have to

492
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,239
Speaker 1: be this yeah, to get the fact and never he

493
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: needs to get us the Vegas and let them play

494
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: that ship on one playing arm It's a quick it

495
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: keeps them up two and oh yeah, this is like

496
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: the concord right here. When would you ever ride the

497
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: concord Clay, Yes, I wasn't amazing tight right small inside

498
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: like um boy, I can't say five yeah, and uh,

499
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: A lot of pop and circumstance around the flight. The

500
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: only thing they didn't do was issue a white cat

501
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: to pet during the flight. It was very Uh, it

502
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: was amazing that the actual technology was amazing. Well there

503
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: there's um I think Boonen's working on a supersonic jet

504
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,719
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, I think a couple of companies are

505
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: working on supersonic flight, which I'm excited about. Is you

506
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: you like to finish your shows and go You didn't

507
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: of the night the rackous thing? Then you then you

508
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,479
Speaker 1: take those five BM flights on. You're out of your

509
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: mind because I look at it as look, my my

510
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 1: days at home are so numbered when I'm here, like,

511
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: they're so limited, and so I'm gonna maximize the days.

512
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: So I'd rather sit here and be sleepy all day

513
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: then be stuck somewhere else and get home and be

514
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: like all right, and I'm just gonna go to bed

515
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: or not. Because I'm gonna I'm gonna go to bed.

516
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean um fucking earth a kid over here.

517
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: It's not gonna get me. So we even calling me

518
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: mock us. I don't have any What was the show

519
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: we did? Uh? I was with you Angelo and I

520
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: forgot host with their West Palm Beach flight was I

521
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: think flight was literally five thirty in the morning. Finish

522
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: the show. We want to have cigars out in front

523
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: of the hotels more cigars, had some drinks, and you

524
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: got with the airport, flew home. You were home by

525
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: eight am because we had it. Wasn't it a drive,

526
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: like an hour drive to the airport something like that. Yeah,

527
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: we had to get was driving in the left blink

528
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: around the whole time. I never let an drive. Oh

529
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? I'm sucking the worst. Oh my god.

530
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: It's like driving the year old man. I'm going I'm

531
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: doing the speed limit. Yeah, you're doing the speed limit

532
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 1: of a school zone on the freeway. And then you're

533
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: the extreme. I'm the opposite. Yeah, way opposite. No, I

534
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,439
Speaker 1: drive safe. He had a dog throw up in his car.

535
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: That's how bad is driving us. First of all, the dog,

536
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: the little puppy threw up in his car. Yeah, Piper,

537
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: my friends dog. Yeah, it's friends dog. Know, the one

538
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: that when we went to and brought that puppy with him?

539
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:09,320
Speaker 1: Nobody Tom, Maybe he lioness. He's so cute, yea little rescue.

540
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: He sounds like he should throw up. He didn't know

541
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: his driving made him throw up. What were you listening to?

542
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,760
Speaker 1: It was his driving. It's nothing to do with the music.

543
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: Clams At any point during the day he tends to

544
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: do this. The dog that no because he's driving, could

545
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: speed up. Then the guy in front of me slam

546
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 1: the brakes and then guns the engine, then slammed the

547
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: brakes and then guns it. And I'm like, first phone

548
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: kills and the car to car gotta go a certain speed.

549
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: I feel like it's going to shut off if it doesn't,

550
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: like you know, if the first if I'm driving, it's

551
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: like yo, hit the m hit damn, yo go fast.

552
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: Come on, man, shut up. He does that to me too.

553
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, when you get these fast cars and it

554
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense to drive him slow. Listen, Tracy Chapman,

555
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: this is what you got into. I gotta take you

556
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: to get us out of here. Hey, thanks for listening.

557
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed this conversation. If you like the podcast,

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Speaker 1: please be sure to rate and review it on Apple

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00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: if you didn't like it, go fuck yourself and follow

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00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: We're also on YouTube if you want to see what

563
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: the backyard kind of looks like. If you don't really

564
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: see the backyard looks like, let me just see where

565
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: my smoking section looks like, and you can probably sneak

566
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: a peek in the house. You're a weirdo. Also, we

567
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: have a phone line now, so call and leave a message.

568
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: You can ask me about whatever you want to ask

569
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: me about, hip hop, parenting, food boxing, mm A, relationships, comedy, sex,

570
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: so I don't give a ship. Ask me whatever you

571
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 1: want and I'll do my best to answer your question.

572
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 1: If you want to leave a message, the phone number

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Speaker 1: is four to four six six six nineteen eighty three.

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Speaker 1: That's four two four six six six nineteen eighty three

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Speaker 1: until next week. I'm a resident petis Um