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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Detective Jimmy Birthday from

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Speaker 1: the police department. I was looking for Macy. This is she.

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Speaker 1: But what's this about? Is everything? Okay? Well, that's what

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Speaker 1: I hope to find out. And you'd ask you a

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Speaker 1: few questions. Okay, go ahead. My first question for you

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Speaker 1: is where are you right now? I'm just in my apartment. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Is anybody else with you in your apartment? No, like,

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Speaker 1: my roommates aren't here right now. It's just me and

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Speaker 1: the cats. Oh, oh, you've got kiddies. I love cats. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what kind of counts are? Um? There are American short hairs?

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Speaker 1: Can you please tell me why you're calling, Like, because

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Speaker 1: I've never been called by the police war you're kind

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Speaker 1: of like freaking me out. Oh yeah, that's right. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. I got distracted by the cats. I love cats.

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Speaker 1: Officer Jimmy Birthday. Hard on the outside, cuddley on the inside.

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Speaker 1: I love cats. I'm so sorry about that. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: might be in some real danger and I need to

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Speaker 1: talk to you about a roommate of yours named Cassidy.

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Speaker 1: Oh my God, Like, Yesdy, a woman named Cassidy recently

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Speaker 1: moved into your apartment. Is that correct? Yes, she's moved

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Speaker 1: in a few weeks ago. How do you know Cassidy?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Like we met through like Facebook, Like

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Speaker 1: I've only known her for like a month or so.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, she's crazy. But I mean, if

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Speaker 1: you have any questions, I'm happy to tell you anything

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Speaker 1: you need to know, and tell me about your experience

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Speaker 1: so far with Cassidy. Honestly, she's just completely bonkers. Like

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Speaker 1: I mean, she's constantly like wreaking havocs. She's woken me

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Speaker 1: up at like two, three five in the morning at

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Speaker 1: least two or three times a week. Then she moved

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Speaker 1: in for like the most ridiculous things like oh I

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Speaker 1: lost my key is or I lost myself out of

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Speaker 1: my car. I mean, just like the most random shot.

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Speaker 1: Have you helped her? I mean, gal, like I've brought

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Speaker 1: her keeth to her. I'm like, I, wh why are

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Speaker 1: you saying? Oh no, I have to tell you something,

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Speaker 1: And I hope you're sitting down, Mazie. Maybe want to

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Speaker 1: grab on it. You might want to grab one of

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Speaker 1: those cats for some comfort. I mean nothing gives you

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Speaker 1: a comfort. Please get back to the point. Your new

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Speaker 1: roommate that you met on Facebook that has been crazy

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Speaker 1: and driving you nuts and asking you to find things

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Speaker 1: for her and bring her things is the oh no,

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Speaker 1: I forgot it, kill her. She's a killer. She's not

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Speaker 1: a kill she's the oh no, I forgot it kill her.

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Speaker 1: All of those items that she's been having you bring

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Speaker 1: to her, keys, everything else, they belong to victims of hers.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of her weird thing. Oh my god, are

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Speaker 1: you telling you that I've been bringing her stuff? Yeah? Actually, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm just kidding. Oh no, Um, she's actually

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Speaker 1: on her way back there right now. Is there any

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Speaker 1: way that you can get those cats and then get

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Speaker 1: out of the apartment. Oh my god? Are you sending

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Speaker 1: the police over. Yes, they're on the they're on their

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Speaker 1: way to apprehend her. Also, though, I think you should

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Speaker 1: go because she's right almost, because she's parking outside and

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Speaker 1: she's she's gonna be at the door in the second.

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Speaker 1: I need you to grab those cats. Please make sure

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Speaker 1: you get the kiddies and get out of the apartment. Stop.

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Speaker 1: I'm not grabbing the cat. We're the cycle killer coming in.

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Speaker 1: She could hurt those cats. Do you don't you care

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Speaker 1: about cats at all? Cycle? Wait, have you left the apartment? Yes,

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Speaker 1: without the cats. Yes, I'm going down the stairs out

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Speaker 1: because she'd probably take an elevator. Look, I love those cats,

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Speaker 1: but aren't sorry, like I have to take her back out? Okay,

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Speaker 1: good luck to them. I'm out of here. Well, since

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Speaker 1: you left the apartment and you're on the way down

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Speaker 1: the stairs, I should probably let you know that this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call at this point. What Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your boyfriend to set you up. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: baby WETERSI right now dollar, but my heart is like

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Speaker 1: racing not mean, really could have been crazy like that

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Speaker 1: told me about your new roommate and wanted me to

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Speaker 1: freak you out. Oh my god. And like when you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't stop talking about the cast, I was literally getting

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Speaker 1: so sad, Like why is the guy so inbressed with

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Speaker 1: the cast of my life? I was like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand