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Speaker 1: to grayst to ever play the podcast. Busil the bus

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Speaker 1: I told you was gonna you know, you know when

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Speaker 1: The hospital runs twenty four hours a day. People are

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00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: coming and going at all times, Coach, and you're not

419
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,360
Speaker 1: open at two o'clock in the afternoon. But here's the deal.

420
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 1: It's also station to station. It's not like Assembly freet

421
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 1: Hall on Broadway in Nashville. I mean, you've got to

422
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 1: be understanding, things happen a little bit slower. There's people

423
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,440
Speaker 1: that are wheeling in that aren't able to eat like

424
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,399
Speaker 1: quickly and stuff. So they have rigid times where boom,

425
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 1: we switched to this type of food boom salaries the nuts,

426
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 1: the spaghette or the nuts, the you know, people with allergies.

427
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 1: That has to be cleared off. So then they've got

428
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 1: to have distinct lines of when meals are served. Coach,

429
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 1: I understand that, but why not have the sandwich station

430
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,640
Speaker 1: open until three and the barbecue station opens at three

431
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 1: and the sandwich station closes? Why have everything closed for

432
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 1: an hour? Coach? Barbecue so bad? Why did you go

433
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 1: to peg leg pork? Exactly? You're the one that chooses

434
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 1: to eat their coach. You know it's crappy. You know,

435
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,639
Speaker 1: the situation is crappy. You know what's sad though, when

436
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,120
Speaker 1: you see a doctor sitting there that at the hospital, Cafteria,

437
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:03,880
Speaker 1: You're like, dude, come on, I know you're driving Mercedes Benz.

438
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 1: You don't need to be eating this crap. That's true,

439
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: but I will say that, and I have to eat

440
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 1: that crap every single day. They have a decent amount

441
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,159
Speaker 1: of options for as bad as you're saying it is,

442
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,719
Speaker 1: I will give because I know the exact hospital at

443
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 1: that cafeteria never had a problem. I will say they

444
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 1: have a crapload of options. Did they not have ten

445
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 1: million drinks that you could have had? There's there's so

446
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 1: many different kinds of water pop that doesn't fill me up. Well,

447
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna get over to the food. Then if

448
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 1: you want cold stuff hot, you were at the hot grilling.

449
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 1: You still want something. The omelet was specialty. You could

450
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,159
Speaker 1: have gone and gotten bacon, You could have gotten just

451
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: two normal eggs, but you want the specialty omelet. Let

452
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 1: me tell you that sausage looked like he'd been sitting

453
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 1: there for three weeks. That sausage look like you're it,

454
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 1: and it was a wrinkle. I don't know what else

455
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: to call them. I'll take one of the little penis.

456
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: It's a sausage, sir, coach. What time were you trying

457
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 1: to get an omelet? Let me guess almost noon? No,

458
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: nine fifteen. Oh, now, let's see. That's that's a good time.

459
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 1: That's right in the middle of breakfast, Right in the

460
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 1: middle of breakfast time. I felt like and he was

461
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 1: just angry, shutting down in ten minutes. I'm done ten minutes.

462
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get anything else. And they also

463
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: do have a habit of where they'll shut down before

464
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 1: it'll say open until a certain time, fifteen minutes before

465
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: they start cleaning the stuff off. That's no, no, no,

466
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 1: I was just saying what you're about to say, go, Well,

467
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: when you pull up and that gate is closed, you know,

468
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: like they have like the the gate or whatever the

469
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 1: chain the gate is that they have that there lunch. Yeah,

470
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 1: all they got the chains across the up or they

471
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 1: have the thing that pulls down the sliding garage doors.

472
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 1: But they didn't have the garage doors. They just had

473
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,679
Speaker 1: chains up. That's what happened. When I went down there

474
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 1: at two fifteen to get a sandwich for lunch. The

475
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: chains were up. Sorry, we're gone for the hour. The

476
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 1: chains of the worst coach. Because you're hungry and you

477
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: see the food still on the other side of the chain,

478
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,959
Speaker 1: you can't get it. So frustrating. And also they'll they

479
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 1: almost assume, you know, you have memorized their schedule of

480
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: closing and opening. Um, you know in fifteen minutes, we're close. No,

481
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I'm just running here trying to

482
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: get some food. Is it really that big of a

483
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:13,639
Speaker 1: deal If I have you ring me up maybe a

484
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: minute after ten o'clock, I mean, what are you doing?

485
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 1: Are you just leaving? Is your shift only at the

486
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 1: same amount of time as the breakfast. It doesn't make

487
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 1: any sense why the cash registers can't stay open the

488
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: whole time that I get the eggs. I'm here in

489
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 1: a weird echo. Maybe it's Eddie. I mean, I get

490
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 1: the egg crap, I get the omelet skillets have got

491
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 1: a cool down, you've got a d grease and stuff

492
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: like that. But the cash register, last time I checked,

493
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 1: they can stay open all hours of the day. And

494
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 1: on that I'll hang up and listen couch. You know

495
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: who's surprisingly not in a bad mood? Told people the

496
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: people that collect tolls. They're stuck in the box and

497
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: they I mean they're they're they're hot or they're cold.

498
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 1: That's it. There's no feeling good. And they got car

499
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: exhaust and they're always spiling. Well, they're always in a

500
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 1: good mood. Though now with Netflix, the advent of that

501
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: dream shows most of them they're looking at porn. I

502
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: don't think you have time to stream shows. There's cars

503
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: coming through those dolls. Wow wow, dollar dollar fifty. Please

504
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 1: have a nice day. I mean that's their their whole day, right, fifty,

505
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: no change, Dollar fifty, have a nice day. I mean

506
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: they're the only ones that have to dodge traffic going

507
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: to and from their office. I mean they are in

508
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: the middle of the highway getting to their car parked

509
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 1: on the side of the highway. That's a dangerous You

510
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 1: come out of that booth. There's cars going through. Wow.

511
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: Wow wow, man, you know what they do. You were

512
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: talking about Starbucks, coach. This is one thing that I'm

513
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: not liking about Starbucks. Uh. You go and you order,

514
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: and whenever they screw up in order, they're like, I'm sorry,

515
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 1: did you want the white chocolate mocha? No, ask for

516
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,880
Speaker 1: skinny mocha? Right, I'm so sorry. They're remaking that right now. Okay, cool,

517
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,719
Speaker 1: I'll wait, no problem, Okay, you go ahead, And then

518
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: they go, so, how's your day going. I'm like, what

519
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,159
Speaker 1: you're doing? All right? Why are you talking to me?

520
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: Just close the window and go back inside and work

521
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: on my coffee. The guy feels like he needs to

522
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: sit there and be like, man, let me tell you.

523
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 1: I got two hours after my ship and I'm so

524
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 1: excited to go home. You know, I got I got

525
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: a new puppy. I'm like, I don't give a crap

526
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: about any of this, Eddie. I'm pairing with you on

527
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 1: this one. I just realized this because I have now

528
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: gotten coffee at Starbucks where I'll go get it for

529
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: bays or on a Saturday. And I've also i'll go

530
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,360
Speaker 1: get Chick fil A where I go inside. I don't

531
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: like doing the dry not that you actually feed the

532
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: whole family. Guy twelve nuggets coached for the meal train.

533
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,639
Speaker 1: So what I've realized now with Uber and there being

534
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: the delivery service, you have to actually ask for your food.

535
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,479
Speaker 1: And it's happened for me twice now. So I went

536
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 1: to Starbucks just chilling. They used to say out your name.

537
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: Maybe this Starbucks doesn't do it anymore, but she just

538
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 1: will set your drink over there in an area that

539
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: I can't reach. So I'm like still realizing it's probably

540
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 1: about to be my time. So I was like, hey,

541
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: is there is there an order for Bay? I did

542
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 1: about ten minutes ago. Oh yeah, it's just sitting right here.

543
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So it's my job now to ask you

544
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: then if coffee is ready when you should I thought

545
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 1: you guys said the names. So that was one instance.

546
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: Then Chick fil A. I'm sitting there, not too many

547
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: people in there, but there's tons of drive through people,

548
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: I mean Uber people are coming through drive through. I'm chilling,

549
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 1: just got a little breakfast sandwich. It's a Friday. I'm

550
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: loving life. Five minutes go by. I'm like, man, I

551
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: feel like my sandwich should have been done by now.

552
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 1: Is just a little breakfasting, I'll ask him, Hey, man,

553
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: is there a sandwich back there for sissan? Oh yeah,

554
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: it's sitting right here. Oh so, I mean it's just

555
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: gonna sit there the whole time unless I ask for it.

556
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 1: But it's it's the new Uber eats policy where unless

557
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: a driver asked for it, they don't even They just

558
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: put stuff there. They don't care if you're a customer

559
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 1: in dining in. And because of that guy's that's where

560
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: the society has gone downhill. They don't care about people

561
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: dining in. And I'll hang up and listen. Let me

562
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: tell you something else. Boys. You know, like when COVID

563
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 1: hit the very first, when the hell was that I

564
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: didn't have any effect on the world. The only way,

565
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: the only way that you could get anything from anywhere

566
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: is by doing pick up delivery, right, Like you go

567
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: to the parking lot and there's some spots there and

568
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: you order it through the app and then they bring

569
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: it out to you and they don't even want to

570
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: talk to you. They just throw in the back of

571
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: your car. Yes, but now that it's like opened up

572
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: now and you don't have to if you can go

573
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: back on the store and get whatever you want face

574
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: to face. Now, I feel like my wife still doesn't.

575
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: My wife is like, well, I mean they started doing it,

576
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: Why on earth will we ever get out of the

577
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: car and go back in Target, Like, we're just gonna

578
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: go pick up now. So I think now though, they're

579
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: starting to screw up orders, just so we get piste

580
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 1: off and don't do it anymore. Because the at first

581
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: it was like happily to do it for you, happily

582
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: to do it for you. Now it's like you order

583
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: and you go pick up your stuff and you're like,

584
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I'm missing like a gallon of milk. Wow,

585
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: tough luck. Gotta go back on the app and do

586
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 1: it again. I guess. Sorry, so I think there's secretly

587
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: trying to tell us, like, get your lazy ass out

588
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: of the car and go back in the store and

589
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: start sharping shopping like a normal person. Dude. That's interesting.

590
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: I actually may pitch this for the big show because

591
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: it just came to me. But every place, because of

592
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: the pandemic, they now have like ten stalls at the

593
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: very entrance of uh. What are some examples pet Smart

594
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: um Target where it says online customers that parking on

595
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,479
Speaker 1: online ordered from their app. Well, guess what. Those are

596
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: ten beautifully perfect spots in my opinion, at pet Smart

597
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: and at Target. So here's my thing. But I tell

598
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: Baser all the time, you can park in those. There's

599
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: not some app police that's gonna go excuse me, you

600
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: do not have the app open. You are not allowed

601
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: to park here. Nobody's taking advantage of this apparently, but me.

602
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: So I park at pet Smart front row, Walmart front row, Target,

603
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: I am in the front row. I'm not using the app.

604
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: But those are some available sparking spots, so why not?

605
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: And there's not there's never ten people at one time

606
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: picking up their order. At the beginning of COVID, like

607
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: Edie said, yes, because it was super busy and so

608
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: everyone was doing that, so you needed a lot of

609
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: parking spaces for that. Now it's like one comes one

610
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: these one comes to come, but not all ten spots

611
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: are gonna be taken up at one time by actual

612
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,239
Speaker 1: online customers. So right, I think you're okay. I mean

613
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: best Buy. I pulled in the other day, I need

614
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: a Titans T shirt, went and Greb pulled into the

615
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: app parking. Best Buy sales Titans T shirts. Yeah, sorry,

616
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: do you get you mean a big screen TV. That's

617
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: a very interesting get it best Buy? Dude? You mean

618
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: a computer? Coach Dix is right next to best Buy? No,

619
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: he went, He went to best Buy to get a

620
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: computer to order it online. Guys, Dix is right next

621
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: to best Buy. So into Dicks and I grabbed my

622
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: T shirt. I park in the app parking. Apparently nobody

623
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: else is doing this app purchasing. I wasn't either, but

624
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: I was still in the parking. I go in, got

625
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: the T shirt in two seconds. What do you know?

626
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: I had a front row parking spot in the app parking.

627
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: Thank you, dis Yeah, that's just like it's just like

628
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: I'll never use that damn app I'll do that. You

629
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: should do next to start using the handicap because no

630
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: one's using that handicap parking style. It's right, which wasn't funny?

631
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: You guys. Have you seen the electric charging parking for

632
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: the tech Yeah? Oh yeah, low output whatever the hell

633
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: it's called low output vehicles, low emission vehicles. And I've

634
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: also take on this. It's really hot. Once Eddie goes,

635
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: I park the air coach and I get the little hosting.

636
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: I just stick it in my window and I leave

637
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: it there. I'm charging the jeep. What do you want

638
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: me to do? Dude? I pulled the trailblazer uptils Like,

639
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: what do you want that? It's an electric power I'm

640
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: charging the battery. But no, I've seen multiple people, guys,

641
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: the Tesla guys, they're just sitting there board out of

642
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: their minds while their vehicle charges all the time. They

643
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: can't they can't, we can't. They can't go anywhere, And

644
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: it takes an hour to charge it. Man, they got

645
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: to sit there for an hour. It's not like you

646
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: can just leave, Like where do you go? Because the

647
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: Testla has to be there so you can't drive away.

648
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: I mean, love test the guys, probably some big power

649
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: move guy in upper management. He's awesome. But you sit

650
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: in a parking lot for an hour that is not

651
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: a fishing at all, and I will hang up and listen. Yeah,

652
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: you're right, right, that's like next level warring. Like if

653
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: you run out of gas, you're like, oh crap, I

654
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: gotta find a gas station real quick and get at

655
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: least five dollars just so I can get to wherever

656
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: I'm going. If you're in a tesla, you're screwed and

657
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: you and you have an hour to waste, like you can't.

658
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: You can't just charge for five minutes and get to work.

659
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: And times a charger may not be working and you

660
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: need to reconnect like Eddie does right now, say here

661
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: we go, not now about race that we're fine, man, No,

662
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: you're fine. The audio signs fine. But yes, Like if

663
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: you run out of charge, if you're in the middle

664
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: of nowhere, like you're in the middle of nowhere Oklahoma driving,

665
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: you know, and you run out of charge, do you

666
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: call Triple A can they come charge the tesla? Or

667
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: are you just like how do you you have to

668
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: get it towed to a charging station? This may be

669
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: out of this world way of thinking on my part.

670
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: But I just assumed that country places don't have Tesla's,

671
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: like you're talking. The sticks in Oklahoma in Arkansas don't

672
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: have Tesla's because there's no way to charge them. Only

673
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: people that live in cities have Tesla's. And that's just

674
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: my opinion. And I'll hang up and listen. You know

675
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 1: the worst people to ask about tesla's US three. What

676
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: the hell are we doing talking about teslas, Coach, We

677
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: don't have them. I did hear this from sore Losers Locks.

678
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: He got a Tesla and he said he's able to

679
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: stream movies while he's charging his vehicles. So Locks got

680
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: a Tesla. Apparently he was making so much off the

681
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: spreadsheets that we were up. Pad's interesting. I mean, those

682
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: teslas are awesome, though I drove in what I mean

683
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm telling you in Vegas? I uh, Tesla's easy, coach.

684
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,240
Speaker 1: Everyone thinks you're poor. I have a Tesla. I'm sorry,

685
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: I'll tell everyone I have five tests. Do you understand

686
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: that Tesla is not that expensive? Oh? No, how much

687
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 1: are they? I believe my sister in law got one

688
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: for thirty five thousand. Sounds like somebody that's looking into them.

689
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 1: Sounds like sounds like one that's broken coach and can't

690
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: hold the charge. No, it's just like a little it's

691
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: a little one and and it's a it's um, she's

692
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: a charge every two thirty minutes. No, it's every I

693
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: think every three hundred miles. She has to charge it.

694
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 1: Something like that coach that's like a month for me

695
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: and and maybe a certain amount of hours. I don't know,

696
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 1: like she can drive well, I mean she drives from

697
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: Austin to Houston to see her parents. If she has

698
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: to charge it, so that's not three miles. And you

699
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: know how you know if somebody owns a Tesla, they

700
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: let you know. Ye, they'll tell you about it. Because

701
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: of the dude at Target, which I was not eavesdropping with,

702
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: uh intentionally, but I was just next to him and

703
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: he was walking out as he's getting charge and he's

704
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 1: telling the guy, oh, yes, I was one of the

705
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: first people to sign up for Tesla and usually there's

706
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,439
Speaker 1: a membership to sit here next to the gas pump.

707
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,479
Speaker 1: He's like, not me, I was grandfather, did I don't

708
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 1: pay anything. I'm like, dude, who gives an absolute ship? Dude,

709
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just going today. I'm gonna go and Target

710
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: and get me a twelve oclaw and I'm out and

711
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: I'll hang up and listen, Coach, I just found a

712
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: thirteen Tesla model S for third eight thousand dollars here

713
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 1: in Nashville. I'm telling you, Yeah, it's parked outside of

714
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:08,399
Speaker 1: Launch's house. I don't have no you see my car.

715
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: I have an oh five Ultima. It was my sister

716
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: in law. They got the Tesla and she loves it.

717
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: I get this right now, but they but they are

718
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: kind of cool. I mean they have all sorts of

719
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: gadgets and theater screens and so hers was really used

720
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: or what no, one't used. But she got it and

721
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: she gets you got a bunch of she got a

722
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: bunch of rebates from the government for getting an electric

723
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 1: electronic vehicle. She got one of those loans. Coach, what

724
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: if she have ten employees, Coach, boys, Boy, it's only

725
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: in a couple of cities. It's in Nashville and Austin

726
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: maybe others. But it's called earth Rides and you only

727
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: ride in Tesla's so it's uber. But you that the

728
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: cool thing is it's brand new. Tesla is like gull

729
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: wing doors. They all opened suicide style out the side. Yeah,

730
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,399
Speaker 1: that's all me and Beza riding. Now is Tesla's that's cool.

731
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: I did the ghost Wings in Vegas and the guy

732
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: drove a hundred miles an hour and I almost vomited

733
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: all over his Tesla and that was really bad. And

734
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: he had driver gloves on and everything, and he thought

735
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: he was so cool. Gloves a right. I have never

736
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: been so terrified in my life and so happy to

737
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: get out of an uber than I was in Vegas.

738
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called there? It was just called

739
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: it was an uber driver, I mean ghost rides. No, No,

740
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,720
Speaker 1: it was just an uber And he had the SUV

741
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 1: with the doors and went up and he drove like

742
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: a maniac. He was like, if you guys ever want

743
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 1: to buy a Tesla, let me know. It's so amazing.

744
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm gonna vomit all over your Tesla

745
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: because I am drunk and you're driving like a maniac.

746
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: He was taking us from Old Vegas to the Wind

747
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: and I mean I was sweating by the time I

748
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 1: got back to the Wind because I was ready to puke.

749
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: It sounds like you were chasing pretty much. I had

750
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: to go down to Freemont Street because it was a

751
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: little bit cheaper to chase. Do you want to talk

752
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: about chasing alright? Chase on Saturday? Oh like a bad

753
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: I mean it was terrible, coach, And what got it

754
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: wasn't even football I got me. It was UFC coach

755
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 1: fight night. It started at noon. I never bet UFC

756
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: when it starts at noon. This went from noon to six.

757
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: I went in boys from last week with a Cowboys

758
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: game in Alabama. Thank you, lunch, coach. I was up

759
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: to a hundred and eight dollars going into this weekend.

760
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: A hundred and eight. That to me is like four

761
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: months worth of gambling. Coach I chased, I started losing.

762
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: I probably lost eight UFC fights in a row. It

763
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,399
Speaker 1: was brutal. I couldn't hit one to save my life.

764
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: That's not good. Can you lie bet UFC? You can? Yeah,

765
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: But I mean, but after round one you have a

766
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: clear indication of like who's gonna win. If it's a decision,

767
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: you know it. So the odds are terrible. Do you

768
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: ever lie bet football? Yeah? All the time. That got

769
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:01,439
Speaker 1: me to Oklahoma and I bet it against Kansas. Yeah.

770
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: I was like, there's no way, Kansas, there's no and

771
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,320
Speaker 1: then they're gonna be Kansas. And I think the lion

772
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: the lowest that got that. I saw guy was like

773
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: minus seven yeah and I still yeah. So you were

774
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 1: chasing yeah money, bro started at the mirage. Lost my wallet. Well,

775
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: you know how to give you the markets. It's messing

776
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: with people like Franti. Like Franti, they go before you.

777
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: They know how to party, have a good time. Right.

778
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: So I'm out in Vegas. He's like, oh, you want

779
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: to have a marker. I'm like no, I'm good with

780
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: my little three thousand and four Thousand's like no, you

781
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: can take a marker out. I'm like a marker. It's like, yeah,

782
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: just put your your information on your bank account and

783
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: we'll give you a line of credit. I'm like all right,

784
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 1: and we'll also come up the sweets and everything. They

785
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: gave me. They gave me seventy at the age for

786
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: lost in size. No no, no, no, I had it.

787
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: I had I had a villa. I had a villa.

788
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: I had a villa. About the loans, bro, yeah, all

789
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:11,720
Speaker 1: of that. So I'm at the Mirage. I lose seventy thousand.

790
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: I called my people. I'm like, yo, get me at

791
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: the wind. Now I'm chasing. I finally got to the quotes. Sorry,

792
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: I just needed to. Yeah, coach, I woke up this

793
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 1: morning with fifteen dollars in my account. Oh fifteen dollars.

794
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: That's all right, though, We're near the end of the month,

795
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 1: so I get to reload. But man, I mean you

796
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: go into Saturday being like, dude, we got count college football.

797
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna hit a four or five game parlay today.

798
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: I'll probably end up with maybe a hundred and fifty

799
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,919
Speaker 1: of my account by the end of the day. Coach,

800
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 1: it was it went the wrong way I was chasing.

801
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: Do you ever bet individual games? Yeah? What I do

802
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: is I do two or three crazy parlay's and then

803
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: I bet five dollar games and because it's a better

804
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: chance of me hitting the game, so usually I lose

805
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:00,280
Speaker 1: the parlays and I end up making like ten dollars

806
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: on the day. Coach, the crazy parlays, what what is

807
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: your payout on those? Well, I mean what I usually

808
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: do the the eleven o'clock games, which is usually about

809
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: five or six. So I just do the eleven o'clock

810
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 1: games and then I do the ones I liked throughout

811
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 1: the whole day, and then I got like just money line.

812
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: So it's three parlays I go into before the games

813
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 1: even start. Do you ever try to do like an

814
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: eight game just money line parlay in the NFL? Yeah,

815
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: that's that's my money line one. Well, it's still hard,

816
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: I mean, and and it looks it gives you hope

817
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: because you hit most of them. Like, say there's eight

818
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 1: that you that you bet on, and you hit six

819
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: of them. You're like, dang it, it was only two

820
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: games that screw me. The problem is trying to find

821
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: those two games that are gonna upset everyone. Yeah, you

822
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: gotta figure out the two games that are a land mine,

823
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: which would have been Titans. I mean, people would have

824
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: thought that was gonna be a closer game than that. So,

825
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: I mean, the Titans one was pretty much a land mine.

826
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: I would imagine most people went Ksey money line, what

827
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 1: you think? Yeah? Or and the Bengals was the Beals.

828
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: I mean, so those were your two money lines. You

829
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: we're like, oh my gosh. If I would have saw

830
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: those land mines, I would have been fine otherwise. But

831
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 1: then when you have like Tampa Bay in Chicago, what

832
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: was that line like plus plus eleven and a half.

833
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: You're like, come on, the Bears are looking on the

834
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: up and up Tom Brady, I've seen him choke. You

835
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 1: knew no chance. Like and here here's how hard the

836
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: NFL is. I do this thing where I'm gonna you

837
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: get to pick five NFL games every week, and you

838
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: can pick any five you want against the spread. If

839
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: good God, if I can't, I am just awful this year.

840
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: I can't get him right to save my life. I mean,

841
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: I got Tampa Bay this week. I got uh, No,

842
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 1: I didn't get the Eagles. Who I mean, who would

843
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: have thought that? The damn Raiders? They get rid of

844
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,720
Speaker 1: their coach. You think you need a coach in the NFL?

845
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: The Raiders better to get rid of them, exactly. I

846
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be like, oh my god, craziness

847
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,879
Speaker 1: in the locker room. We don't know what we're doing.

848
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: Now it's more like, man, we got rid of that asshole.

849
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: Let's be good, dominate, let's be it's not even that coach.

850
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 1: You people are like, oh, you get rid of the leader.

851
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: Everyone's lost, but the head coach. He's just a supervisor

852
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: of everyone. Like everyone's doing their job. The way they

853
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,760
Speaker 1: think they need to do it. The head coach signs

854
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: off on it. If there's a big change that needs

855
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: to happen, the head coach will step in and be like, hey,

856
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: we need to start doing this. Let me pick your

857
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: brain on this and see what you think. But the

858
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 1: offensive coordinator is gonna call the plays. The defensive coordinator

859
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: they're gonna take They're gonna take charge of their defense.

860
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: The head coach, what's he really really really doing? Well?

861
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 1: He is implementing He he can call for to go

862
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: for it on fourth down? Yeah yeah, okay, but so

863
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: can anyone else. But that's what I'm saying. It's I mean, coach,

864
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 1: you sit there yelling at your TV, saying you, why

865
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: aren't you doing that? There are ten other coaches sitting

866
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: there that have the same capability of making those decisions, right,

867
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: But who slides into the head coaching position, because then

868
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: it's taking away from what they were doing over here.

869
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: They've never been a head coach supervising everyone else. So

870
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: I just thought it was gonna be chaos. But all

871
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: of a sudden, the damn Raiders are better without Jon Gruden.

872
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 1: It's like we got rid of that guy. We hated

873
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: that guy all of a sudden, and we're gonna ball

874
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,439
Speaker 1: out now that we got rid of him. And hell,

875
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: do you think, lunch, do you think it's we hated

876
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: that guy or let's win this one for Gruden? Well

877
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: I thought maybe the first one when they beat the

878
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 1: Broncos was let's win this one for Gruden, you know

879
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: what I mean, and then they would have the emotional

880
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: let now and like, but now I just think it's man,

881
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: we we got rid of that asshole. We're gonna keep winning.

882
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: But I mean, car they did some specialty peace on

883
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: Sunday about him. Oh so disappointed in him, but I

884
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 1: mean he's a good guy. I mean, so it almost

885
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,919
Speaker 1: seems like they're kind of on his side of Tad

886
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: but oh shocked those emails were shocking, but hopefully comes back.

887
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 1: Hopefully he's a good he's a good guy over and

888
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: you know, it seems like they were trying to they're

889
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 1: there with him that I think it's more than I

890
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: think it's more of the guys are like, we like

891
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 1: him than he's an assholes. Here's the thing too, when

892
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: when news like this comes out, we're all shocked, right,

893
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: but no one there is shocked, Like, if if lunch

894
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: Box was a racist a whole we ray you and

895
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: I would already know that. Now all the sore losers

896
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: nation would be like what Lunchboxes what? But we already

897
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: knew that because we know him. We work with him

898
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: every day. So you're saying the team already knew, everyone

899
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: around him knows what kind of person he is. So

900
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: if he ever gets in trouble from these emails, everyone's like, well,

901
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 1: Gruden finally got caught, Like whatever, That's what Sean Johnson

902
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 1: came out and said. He goes like I never believed

903
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: in him. He was a fraud all along, Like I

904
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: never bought into it. He said he was like a

905
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: used car salesman. He always got that used car salesman

906
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 1: vibe from John Gruten and that's why he never he

907
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: was just like we justn' gett't we didn't vibe. I

908
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: just didn't feel it, Like I felt like the dude

909
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: was a fraud all along. So this doesn't shock me

910
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: at all. Which there's no way anyone seen the Urban

911
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 1: Meyer video going like that's so shocking. And if you

912
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: worked with him and you know the dude, unless you're

913
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 1: Tim Tebow and you're gonna come out and say, oh,

914
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just I'm really sorry. He reached out

915
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: for me for advice, like Urban Meyers reaching out to

916
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: Tebow at weird? Is that not just so weird? That

917
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 1: would be like me calling Boomer and being like, hey man,

918
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 1: I need some advice after my one year marriage. That

919
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: guy's I want to get to the birth. I want

920
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: to talk about what happened when my child was born. Coach,

921
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 1: it came out of your wife. But yeah, and I

922
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 1: watched the whole thing. So the whole thing is you

923
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: have you guys since Well, no, dude, she just nobody

924
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 1: does it this soon after the baby. I've heard. I've

925
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 1: heard that once you see it, you're not doing it. Ever,

926
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: I've seen the first two and guess what created a third. Well,

927
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, couch. I wanted to watch it.

928
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: So here's it's my mine. Here's the thing. She has done,

929
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: the epidural and everything, and so we she gets the

930
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: potos in, which is to induce the labor. I think

931
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: it's called potos in as it starts with a P.

932
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's you got that right, You're

933
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 1: probably right, But I heard a P word, and I

934
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: think it was Potosan or Potassin or something. It was

935
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: probably it was probably Potass see him, but I just

936
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm talking about. She give they give

937
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: that to her, and then it takes a few hours

938
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 1: for it to kick in. So we're hanging out in

939
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: the hospital. Yeah, jokey, jokey, All right, let's take a nap,

940
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 1: lay down, take a nap, And about seven forty five

941
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,439
Speaker 1: she wakes me up and she's like, hey, I'm starting

942
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: to feel the contractions. I think I'm gonna I think

943
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask the nurse to get me the pidural now.

944
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: So she hits the little call button and the nurse

945
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: comes in and it's like, oh, yeah, okay, I'll call

946
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: for it. Twenty minutes later, they come down to give

947
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 1: her the epidural, and my wife is in tears. She's

948
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 1: in so much pain she's in and I'm just like, man,

949
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: I've never seen her like in this much pain, Like

950
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: she's never hurt this much, like when we the first

951
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 1: two pregnant, She's never screamed like this, even just before

952
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: the baby's coming out. This is just to get that

953
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: padural in me. So they come in and me and

954
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: the doctor Eddie, you know the doctor you insulted by saying, oh,

955
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: she's a female. Yeah. We were sitting over on the

956
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: side just talking about, oh, what TV shows you watching,

957
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: you know, just carrying on having a conversation, and I

958
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: love Ship's Creek. No, but she said she's she needs

959
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: to watch ted Lasso. She's heard a lot of good

960
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 1: things about ted Lasso. You've seen Squid Game, bunch of shooting,

961
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: and she may be the only person's ever seen ted Lasso.

962
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: What's going on? She doesn't have a lot of time

963
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: for TV. She's got kids and she always has to

964
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: be done please. Just because they're doctors, they have normal

965
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: hours to cut, so do you take a nap in

966
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: the afternoon too. So we're sitting there talking and of

967
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: course they bring in someone that is never is training

968
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: to do the epidural. Oh great, a Vandy intern. We

969
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: actually Arnold, Arnold Arnold shows up in scrubs. It's like,

970
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: oh my god, I wouldn't let it in. Vandy in

971
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: turn do audio much less a baby. So they start

972
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: to get you know, here, they're poking, poking, like they're

973
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: trying to put it in her back. The epidural and

974
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: she's like, ah, that hurts. That arts that arts in

975
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: the in the one that Oh yeah, you're hitting the

976
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 1: bone there, you're hitting the bone there, Like, oh my god,

977
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: I don't hit my wife, you you know if I mean?

978
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 1: She is just in pain. And then so they started, okay, here,

979
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: we're moving over here, and they started to get it

980
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: in and she's like, I've got to I've got a poop.

981
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,399
Speaker 1: I've got a poop. I've got to poop. They put

982
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: it in the poop. No, no, that's what she is saying,

983
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: and they're like, they're like, okay, go for it. She's like, no,

984
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,879
Speaker 1: I've got to poop. And they're like, well, don't hold

985
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: it in. She's like, I've gotten They're like, you're having

986
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: a baby. You don't need to poop. You're you're having

987
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: the baby. And so the doctor and me and the

988
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 1: mid conversation, she's like oh. She starts scrambling because she's

989
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 1: not scrubbing. She don't have scrubs on. She just came

990
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 1: from her office. She's just chilling. She's just thinking she's

991
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: coming in for like, oh, real quick check, and all

992
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 1: of a sudden, she's like trying to scrub in get her,

993
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: and she's calling on the radio, all right, we need

994
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: people in here because there's no nurses in there to

995
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 1: catch them. And she's like, look, if you push and

996
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 1: the baby comes out and it lands on, it'll land

997
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,879
Speaker 1: on the bed, it won't fall on the floor. It'll

998
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: be fine if I'm not down there in time. And

999
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 1: so she starts scrubbing up and here all of a sudden,

1000
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: nurses coming in and who whoo, here we go. They

1001
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 1: start getting the table on the instruments. We don't need

1002
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:04,959
Speaker 1: another ball but fumble any y'all's names Mark Sanchez. Don't worry.

1003
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: I got this kill kill Alabama, Alabama. And my wife

1004
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:13,320
Speaker 1: is just as aren't so bad? Oh, I can't be

1005
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:14,879
Speaker 1: on my back anymore. I can't be on my back.

1006
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: So I turn her on her side and she went

1007
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: on her sign on her side, and so have the baby.

1008
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: They're like, all right, let's do it. You're having contractions

1009
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: to start pushing. Boom. Nine minutes later, the baby comes out.

1010
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 1: That epidural has not even taken effect yet. She did

1011
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: it all natural. So they literally turned off the epidural

1012
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: right after the baby came out. And then when they

1013
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,720
Speaker 1: came back there like they didn't use any of the medicine.

1014
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, there was no time. Nine minutes from

1015
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: start to finish off pushing, the baby was out and

1016
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: they raise it up and it's a baby boy. It's

1017
00:50:52,840 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 1: a baby boy. Wow. Yes, And it was crazy. Nine

1018
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: minutes start to finish. My wife pushed like a champion,

1019
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 1: it was, and slip my pants and what was crazy?

1020
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: Did she take a dump coach? I don't know. They

1021
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 1: scoop all that stuff up there pads and I don't know.

1022
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 1: There's there's so much stuff that comes out during childbirth

1023
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: that there may have been pooping. Oh yeah, there's blood,

1024
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: there's everything. I mean you mean the baby, Well, yeah,

1025
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: the baby comes out, but there's all sorts of stuff

1026
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 1: there comes out, so much stuff on the floor. I

1027
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: just peed myself all over the floor. When she started pooping,

1028
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 1: I took my pants off, like baby, I'm in this

1029
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 1: with you. You poop, I'm poop. Don't worry about it,

1030
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I was going to say

1031
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: that I spilt my drink, but I guess that doesn't matter.

1032
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: What are you doing, sir? Stop that? What are you doing?

1033
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to my pisses the least you got

1034
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 1: to worry about. Yeah, but what you need blood to ray?

1035
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: Give me the gun. So you're bleeding, not bleed too.

1036
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:11,879
Speaker 1: Here that's bob oh mass. Yeah. There the baby comes out.

1037
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: It was crazy because so so paint the picture of

1038
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: you watching the delivery coach when you will you watching

1039
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: it come out? What does that look like? That baby

1040
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 1: come out with a mask on? He is that baby?

1041
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 1: No one's getting into Let's tell you. The baby had

1042
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: a full head of hair, like a lot of hair

1043
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: stick like just like me, just a lot of hair

1044
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: when I was born. And once you wash, it stands

1045
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: straight up boom, and it was just it's like, baby

1046
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 1: looks exactly like me, like me a coach. Oh sorry, no,

1047
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: not like you, not like you. I don't know that

1048
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: you were banging my wife. I don't think my wife

1049
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,280
Speaker 1: would appreciate that. I don't think your wife would. I cheated,

1050
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: Yeah you did, you cheat on your wife's that's terrible.

1051
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about your mom though, like I gotta

1052
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 1: give it to your mom like she well, not like that.

1053
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: But so I didn't get to take my food to

1054
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,879
Speaker 1: your two years you were supposed to. My mom was there,

1055
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, my Eddie's coming. I was like, I'm

1056
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,720
Speaker 1: about to throw up. Yeah, but she told my wife

1057
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: that she was disappointed that I didn't show up. She

1058
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: even put a brawl and she said what a lunchboxes.

1059
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: Mom told my wife, She's like, I put a brawl

1060
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: on because I thought my Eddie was coming. Hey, coach,

1061
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: about to check that calendar in nine months, I think

1062
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,399
Speaker 1: my mom's passed the point and be able to have babies. Yeah,

1063
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 1: they think a pause called minno pause. Yeah, the women

1064
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 1: only have a certain amount of eggs, coach. But hey, guys,

1065
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: my kid was born on ten four National Day. That's right.

1066
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 1: There was going to be a trucker that would that

1067
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: would be badass. I mean us into that. That is incredible. Wow, coach,

1068
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 1: you think this is gonna be like you because the

1069
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: other two aren't. Um. I think the second one is

1070
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 1: a lot like me. He's very outgoing, says hi and

1071
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: by to everybody that he sees, So I think he

1072
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 1: has a little more of my personality. The first one

1073
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:22,839
Speaker 1: has complicated orders. Which one is gonna be a soccer player? Coach?

1074
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: That's what I want to know, And I want to

1075
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 1: know which one is gonna be intermural soccer for the

1076
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 1: rest of their life, just like their daddy. My first

1077
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: one is starting to kick that soccer ball around. He

1078
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: likes to play soccer ever since I'm taking him to

1079
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: the Nashville sc games. He loves soccer and he wants

1080
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,320
Speaker 1: to go outside and kick the ball. And we we

1081
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 1: kicked the ball to playground this past weekend. I mean

1082
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 1: well and Eddie. I also hope he shoots higher than

1083
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 1: intermural soccer. I mean, there's other levels you can go to.

1084
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 1: It's not it's not realistically the realistically guys, I mean,

1085
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: the chances of them going to college even playing sports

1086
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 1: not very good. Not very good. But speaking up, speaking up, boys, boys.

1087
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 1: So I went to a high school football game and Ray,

1088
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: I mean lunch. You always make fun of me because

1089
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 1: I like going to high school football games. You're like,

1090
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Weirdo, Like your kids aren't even playing.

1091
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 1: Why would you go to high school football game? Well,

1092
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 1: I went to a game this on Friday, and you'll

1093
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,800
Speaker 1: never believe who was there. Friday games are on Friday

1094
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:20,919
Speaker 1: for high school. No, no celeb no um, your mom,

1095
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 1: Thomas freaking Rhett Oh just watching a freaking game man,

1096
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 1: just like me, he went because why not? This is

1097
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: no no, no, he was out. He was on the

1098
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 1: sideline and taking pictures with people, and people were even

1099
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 1: coming to me like, hey, did you know t Retts here?

1100
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: Like you guys are buddies, you guys should go hang out.

1101
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know t Rette. Like and if

1102
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: he saw me, he probably like, hey, what's up, dude,

1103
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: Like that's it, But I don't know. Du show now

1104
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 1: Thomas Rhett, thanks coach. So, like my question is why,

1105
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,840
Speaker 1: if you're Thomas Rhett, what are you doing on the

1106
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 1: sideline of a high school football game? Coach? These are

1107
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 1: the top two Tennessee teams, Like, why not go to

1108
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 1: this game? It's it's great hometown football. Okay, like it's

1109
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: it's a great game. These are like the two big

1110
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: teams in the state. It's happening in your backyard. Why

1111
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: not go? No, No, I get and and every high

1112
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 1: school kids they're like freaking out being like this is crazy.

1113
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 1: Thomas Rtt is our freaking football game. You know who

1114
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 1: went to our football games? No one? Yeah, no one

1115
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: went to our games because we lost every single game

1116
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:35,280
Speaker 1: my senior year. We were they were parents there and students,

1117
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: but no one famous ever went to high school games.

1118
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:41,720
Speaker 1: So lunch though Owen was there, though, wasn't he oh

1119
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 1: and nine? God? I mean if we if we way

1120
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 1: nine games, we were oh and nine, we may have

1121
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 1: been oh and ten, oh and eleven. I don't know.

1122
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: We were so bad it was off the Trojans. But

1123
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 1: but Eddie, I just don't understand the point of him

1124
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: standing on the sideline of the high school games, sitting

1125
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 1: the stakes. I think that if you're in the stands

1126
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 1: and then everyone's gonna talk to the whole time, you

1127
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 1: can't enjoy the game. Oh because anytime he walked to

1128
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 1: the bathroom he got bombarded. Really yeah, he walked to

1129
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,760
Speaker 1: the bathroom and no one was like bothering him for autographs.

1130
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 1: They just wanted pictures like you right, Like they just

1131
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: were like and they're high school kids. So high school

1132
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: kids are they don't have any shame. Adults weren't bothering

1133
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 1: him on TikTok. High school kids are like t rette

1134
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: rette right here, right here, and like, hey, all the cheerleaders,

1135
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 1: let's got but a little bit. You stand on the sidelines.

1136
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 1: Everybody noticed, is you? I mean, he wasn't wearing anything

1137
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: that but a little bit, but a little bit. You

1138
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 1: stand on the sideline so everybody knows you're at that game.

1139
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 1: He could have got there early and set up in

1140
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: the top right corner. No one would ever know. And

1141
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: he's there coach for people grabbing picks with you. No,

1142
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 1: do you understand what I'm saying. You stand on the

1143
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 1: sideline to be seen. No, maybe he had a cousin

1144
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 1: somebody in there. But if it is two top teams

1145
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: in the state, that's cool. Go that. But yeah, he's

1146
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 1: got to know he's gonna get bombarded. That's him. That's funny.

1147
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: He was worried about it that he actually he's actually

1148
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: cool about it. Like my son got a picture with it. See,

1149
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 1: when we go to the games, my kid sees his friends,

1150
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, see you later, I'll catch you

1151
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 1: after the game. I'm gonna go hang out my friends.

1152
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: It's probably I don't know. They literally can have sex

1153
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: during the freaking coach, And I have no clue. Do

1154
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: you take all your kids or is it just you

1155
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 1: and the older kid? No, all my kids, the whole family.

1156
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 1: We all go. And so when after the game was

1157
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 1: reconnect can you reconnect one hour, one minute, one hour,

1158
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 1: one minute. But you understand what I'm saying Ray about.

1159
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 1: The reason they go on the sideline is so people

1160
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 1: know they're they're yeah, Like he could have sat up

1161
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 1: there in the bleachers and no. I mean, whoever took

1162
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: his stick at the front probably knew okay, and they're

1163
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 1: gonna say, hey, Thomas Rettz here, but everybody's coach. I

1164
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 1: didn't even know he was there. The only reason I

1165
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: knew he was there was because people were asking me, hey,

1166
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 1: your your your producer Eddie, like, it's Thomas right, really here.

1167
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: I heard he was here, and then my wife's like,

1168
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I saw him earlier. He was there on

1169
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 1: the sideline, Like I never spotted him once, you know,

1170
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 1: Like I mean until after a while, like oh yeah, okay,

1171
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 1: there he is. But I never knew he was there.

1172
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 1: It was how many people are on the sidelines. I mean,

1173
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: I assume it's all the people in football pads, the coaches,

1174
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: and then some random dude not in school uniform. This game,

1175
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 1: they were probably fifty people that weren't part of the

1176
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 1: game on the sideline. Really, oh, coach, it was televised,

1177
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 1: it was there's there is a there's a network called

1178
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: Stadium TV, and I think it's Jerry Jones network because

1179
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: the logo is actual, like Cowboys stadium. Have you heard

1180
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 1: of this? No? I never heard of I don't know

1181
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 1: high school football? No, no, no, no. They show all

1182
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 1: sorts of stuff. But it's a network called Stadium TV.

1183
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 1: Is it s A T S T A D. Maybe,

1184
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 1: because I think that's what U T. S A played

1185
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 1: on this weekend? Because I was trying to find the

1186
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: game and my brother there you go. I called my brother,

1187
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 1: he goes there on something called S T A D

1188
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 1: or something like that. I don't help. Yeah, I think

1189
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 1: that's it. And they were actually being televised on Friday nights,

1190
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 1: so I mean there were camera crews everywhere too. I

1191
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: mean there were a lot of people in that field

1192
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: that that aren't normally on their Bishop Sycamore playing. Nobody

1193
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 1: even gets that joke anymore. Who won any of the

1194
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 1: number one team or the number two teams? The number

1195
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 1: one team one crushed them, of course Trendlford's team wins.

1196
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: I mean, these kids are unbelievable. I mean it's private

1197
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 1: school football, so you're talking like no rules spring whoever

1198
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: you you want to you want to talk someone into

1199
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 1: moving to your school, and no problems. It's done, like

1200
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: done deal. And like half of these kids parents were

1201
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 1: like yes because they got Dawson's kid, right, and that

1202
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 1: the one that in the quarterback Dawson's Yeah, Phil Dawson's

1203
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: kids probably at the least town that on that team.

1204
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: I mean, that's how good this team is that she

1205
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: would kind of want to just go watch him. Now,

1206
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. That's that's a game to just

1207
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: go to. That's awesome and coach, it costs ten dollars,

1208
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:14,120
Speaker 1: just go, like go sit down and enjoy yourself. And

1209
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 1: and so there's a receiver there who's like he I

1210
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: mean he looks like Megatron. I mean he's not that big,

1211
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 1: but compared to everyone else, he towered. He looks like

1212
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: the visor. Is that why he thought he was making

1213
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: And one of the dads goes like, oh, this guy

1214
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: right there. So apparently Saban called um Saban called Dilferd

1215
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 1: was like, hey, don't let anyone see this guy, like

1216
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 1: please just keep this like low low key. We want him.

1217
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 1: You know that blue doctor's tent. Put that over the

1218
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:48,439
Speaker 1: whole sideline, follow him on the field. Hey, the next

1219
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: week he had offers to like twenties schools. Wow, that's

1220
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 1: pretty impressive. Yeah, so you watch you watch these teams, coach,

1221
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: and you're like, at least ten and vandis and have

1222
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 1: you seen Maybe they're terrible. It's in our backyard, though.

1223
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, we're about two years out from having

1224
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 1: a good squad. Coach. My son went to a Vandy

1225
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 1: game on Saturday. He went to the Vandy game. One

1226
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,440
Speaker 1: of one of my boys got invited by one of

1227
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 1: their friends. And people should go to that, yes, And

1228
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: he was so excited. I'm like, don't get excited. They're

1229
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 1: not gonna win. They did win it, No, they didn't.

1230
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 1: They played. They played Mississippi State. I mean I don't

1231
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: think they Oh man, they get crushed by I mean

1232
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 1: they were down thirty five nothing to Georgia in the

1233
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 1: first quarter. I mean, it's disgusted. All they lost forty six.

1234
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 1: My beat. I think they won. So you said that,

1235
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 1: maybe that's why my son was back by halftime. Of

1236
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 1: those players D one going D one, Eddie, I would

1237
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 1: say ten of those players are going to a D

1238
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,920
Speaker 1: one college. I would bet that two of them you'll

1239
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 1: you'll see him in the NFL. Well, that's like when

1240
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: I went back in the day. Our buddy Cruz, his

1241
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: little broad was playing on a team called Sibilo Steel

1242
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 1: and right outside of San Antonio, Texas, and they were

1243
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 1: in the playoffs and he was like, hey, you want

1244
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: to come watch the game? And I was like, okay,

1245
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 1: let's go. I mean they're high school football team was

1246
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 1: loaded with studs. And the running back on that team

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01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 1: Malcolm Brown who plays for the Miami Dolphins. And I watched,

1248
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: you know, I mean I told him after that game,

1249
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: I said that dudn't played for them. He went to UT,

1250
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 1: didn't do much at UT. You interrupted his quote, say

1251
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 1: your quote, Lunch. I told him after the game that

1252
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 1: guy can go pro. Okay, here we go. No, he

1253
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:43,000
Speaker 1: can judge in high school. Okay, okay, the best comment

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01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:47,160
Speaker 1: of the day, Lunch is an NFL recruiter for high

1255
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 1: school players. No no, that no no. And Major apple

1256
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: White was there trying to recruit him to UT that day.

1257
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 1: Like he was there in the stands. But you didn't

1258
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 1: say college. You said that kid could go pro. Yes,

1259
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:06,680
Speaker 1: he still says. I saw him come through the line

1260
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:10,680
Speaker 1: and then turn on another speed and leave everyone for

1261
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 1: an ad yard touchdown run. And I was just like,

1262
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 1: I have never seen speed like that in person, Like

1263
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 1: there were people at my high school that could run

1264
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:21,160
Speaker 1: that fast. He was big. You guys are fast in

1265
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: your own round And I'm just saying I saw him

1266
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn that dude, really And the

1267
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 1: quarterback was Tommy Armstrong. He wouldn't play it in Nebraska.

1268
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 1: He was the quarterback in Nebraska, so I mean they

1269
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 1: were loaded with talent, so that was the only high

1270
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 1: school team. I was just like, Wow, that wasn't even

1271
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 1: like a top NFL running back, you know, like, and

1272
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: he didn't even have a good career at UT. He

1273
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 1: was just nothing at UT. And I was just like,

1274
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 1: how is he nothing at UT? He was unbelievable, unbelievable

1275
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,200
Speaker 1: at Sibilo Steel and he didn't make it to the NFL.

1276
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 1: He carved himself out a little career. But it's just like,

1277
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 1: it's it's crazy that he can be that good and

1278
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 1: then go to UT and you just kind of an afterthought.

1279
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,439
Speaker 1: I'm trying to recruit as a kid for the baseball team.

1280
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 1: His name's Malcolm Brown. He's getting to turn it around

1281
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 1: for us. I said it on my thing, and he

1282
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 1: ran fast as a kid. Don't run so fast away

1283
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,040
Speaker 1: from me. Hey, Malcolm Brown plays you to meet you

1284
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 1: names no teeth? You ever play baseball boy, Well I'll

1285
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 1: show you. Come out, come play with my team. What's good, coaches.

1286
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 1: I'm a truck driver on a Hugene, Oregon for the

1287
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 1: nation's leading food delivery company. It's hard, grueling work and

1288
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:36,640
Speaker 1: the only thing that gets me through the listening the Okay,

1289
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:39,280
Speaker 1: grueling work, and the only thing that gets me through

1290
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 1: the day is listening to the Sore Losers podcast. That

1291
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,919
Speaker 1: was closed, Try it again. That was close. Okay. It's

1292
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 1: hard grueling work and the only thing that gets me

1293
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 1: through is listening to the Sore Losers podcast. I love

1294
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 1: the back and forth banter while I'm working. The back

1295
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:56,760
Speaker 1: of the truck always says, my day a little less stressful.

1296
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 1: Appreciate what you do. Keep it up. I'll hang up

1297
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:02,320
Speaker 1: and listen. Hope to see you guys in Vegas soon.

1298
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: Klin d Kalin. Don't forget the grapes. They're they're hitting

1299
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 1: out the tire and try and make your job sound

1300
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: a little bit more interesting. Back of the truck. That

1301
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:15,200
Speaker 1: sounds god off. No, that means he's unloading the truck's

1302
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 1: unloading the truck. Do you think that these truck drivers

1303
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 1: all they do is drive coach. When they get there,

1304
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 1: they've got unload to coach the No, we need our

1305
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,880
Speaker 1: people to write in what is our email address? We

1306
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 1: are the store losers at gmail dot com. Tell me this,

1307
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 1: if you are a truck driver, do you have to unload?

1308
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 1: Because I am on the side of I think these

1309
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:38,120
Speaker 1: truck drivers only drive and when they get to a spot,

1310
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:41,040
Speaker 1: they sit on their asses and wait for other people download.

1311
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 1: And I will carry up and listen, I think, because

1312
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 1: if you don't, if you have to unload, it's a

1313
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 1: god awful job. But if you just get to chill

1314
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:49,600
Speaker 1: when you get to your destination and somebody else forks it,

1315
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,800
Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. I would actually consider being a

1316
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:54,240
Speaker 1: trucker and I'll hang up and listen. Because when when

1317
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 1: my dad had a warehouse and he would get these

1318
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 1: like utility lights and polls or whatever. Me, Leo and

1319
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:03,880
Speaker 1: Flaco were the guys that would unload the truck. Loco Skinny, Yeah, man, Leo.

1320
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 1: And what about your cousin Pete? No, no, peak p

1321
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,520
Speaker 1: Q was their friend that they brought in one summer,

1322
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 1: and then pe Q one day told me he killed

1323
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: a guy. Oh what about pet pet that's a guy

1324
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 1: called last week on your podcast about where goes. Oh,

1325
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:31,680
Speaker 1: that one's a hater. I'm talking to Pete. It's just funny, dude.

1326
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 1: Oh man, Hey, p Q was from Chicago. Man. And

1327
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 1: then we were unloading these lights and he goes, hey, Eddie,

1328
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:44,680
Speaker 1: one day, I killed the dude. I'm like, oh, shoot, man,

1329
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:49,000
Speaker 1: I just kept I just kept working. Coach, I looked

1330
01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 1: the other way. What are you talking about? No, hell no,

1331
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,280
Speaker 1: I didn't want him get into details. He had one

1332
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 1: of those tattoos, coach with a tear on his eye

1333
01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:02,760
Speaker 1: colored in or uncolored. Uncolored? I think I think uncolored

1334
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 1: means it was they tried to kill someone but that

1335
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 1: didn't work. Means like it was a like uncolored attempted murder,

1336
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 1: colored in his murdered. No, Eddie s a man, you

1337
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:15,560
Speaker 1: would be my second kill. I'm just kidding. I won't

1338
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:19,680
Speaker 1: kill you. Essay. He smash cut. My dad told me

1339
01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:25,120
Speaker 1: smash cut like ten five years ago. Six years ago,

1340
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:28,280
Speaker 1: he was at a bar and freaking pe Q walked

1341
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:31,439
Speaker 1: in there and pe Q had bodyguards. He was like,

1342
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:33,680
Speaker 1: pe Q like his filthy rich. I think he's like

1343
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,600
Speaker 1: a big drug lord or something. He bought everything. He

1344
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 1: bought the whole bar around kick. Yeah, he went to

1345
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:43,000
Speaker 1: Peq went to my dad and said, hey, I want

1346
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 1: to tell you that I appreciate you given me that

1347
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:49,640
Speaker 1: job in that summer. That was a hard time for me.

1348
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,280
Speaker 1: And my dad was like anytime, pe Q, like you're

1349
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:56,160
Speaker 1: the man, you pick me for a team. I want

1350
01:08:56,200 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 1: to play Tug Award team. You watch squid game with

1351
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:07,720
Speaker 1: an overdub. That's that's terrible, coach, it sounds terrible. That's

1352
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:10,200
Speaker 1: the way they all talk. No, not me. I do

1353
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:14,439
Speaker 1: not want to participate in this game. Yeah, Mike d movie.

1354
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:18,240
Speaker 1: Mike's podcast cross promote cross pollination. So he said he

1355
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 1: watches it in Korean and then he just has the

1356
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 1: English subtitles at the bottom. That's crazy, even though the

1357
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:29,719
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like watching anything else with subtitles exactly.

1358
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 1: It would annoy me just because I don't know the language.

1359
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:35,040
Speaker 1: I wanted to be. Plus, it's hard for you to read, right, coach, Yeah, coach,

1360
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:36,839
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to read. After a couple of clause

1361
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 1: you pick me as partner, Let's win the money. Hey, hey,

1362
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,760
Speaker 1: what are you at this gas station? Is it really

1363
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:51,760
Speaker 1: that good? Is everything? I mean everybody's comment down it's fine. Well,

1364
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,160
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, because everyone says so good, it's fine.

1365
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:56,840
Speaker 1: But if you don't take that in consideration, just watch it.

1366
01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 1: It's fantastic, Coach, it's really really good. But but don

1367
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 1: don't do what rays doing. See when you hear the guy,

1368
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,800
Speaker 1: like the main character, he sounds like a a little

1369
01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:09,760
Speaker 1: bit like yeah, he right. He doesn't sound strong at all.

1370
01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:12,240
Speaker 1: He sounds weak. He sounds kind of girly. But then

1371
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,200
Speaker 1: you listen to the real Korean dude like the actor,

1372
01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:17,479
Speaker 1: when he's talking in his real voice, he's not like

1373
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:21,320
Speaker 1: that at all. Like he watched the subtitles and not

1374
01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:24,320
Speaker 1: the dubbed Yes, you get a better idea of who

1375
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,960
Speaker 1: these characters really are than listen to the overdub. One

1376
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,120
Speaker 1: of the major themes though, is gambling, boys, I mean,

1377
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,280
Speaker 1: I cut gambling, and the biggest movie in the world

1378
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:37,360
Speaker 1: is about gambling. Awesome, great luck on me, I mean, coach.

1379
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,679
Speaker 1: There are a lot of similarities between that guy and you, Coach.

1380
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,120
Speaker 1: How awkward do you think it is I'm sitting there

1381
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:43,120
Speaker 1: watching with my wife in the opening scene, is him

1382
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:48,080
Speaker 1: betting horses? I'm like, that's crazy people do that. What

1383
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:51,880
Speaker 1: a weirdo betting his money on horses? He was chasing,

1384
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,640
Speaker 1: wasn't he? He was chasing like B Marshall. Now what

1385
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,600
Speaker 1: I what? What kind of trouble do you get in

1386
01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:02,320
Speaker 1: for the shoutouts? What shout us the sponsors of the show. Oh,

1387
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:04,679
Speaker 1: we did it on the Big Show, and jeez, brow

1388
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:11,679
Speaker 1: beat me and basically just beat my ass. So Eddie

1389
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,200
Speaker 1: told on you is what I hear. And I don't

1390
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I didn't hear anytime I can

1391
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,640
Speaker 1: bring the sore losers to the Big Show, why not?

1392
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:21,880
Speaker 1: I mean, that's exactly like how you do it. Yeah,

1393
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:24,560
Speaker 1: And I got the biggest revelation out of that was

1394
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:28,200
Speaker 1: though Bones verbally said, by law, I do not then

1395
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 1: owe you guys any money. Yes, I gotta slap on

1396
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:33,439
Speaker 1: the wrist. Yes I am in debt to you guys.

1397
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:35,160
Speaker 1: You guys are my creditors. But now I do not

1398
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:39,960
Speaker 1: owe you because Eddie h back doored me and backsided me,

1399
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:43,000
Speaker 1: and he also betrayed me. So because of that, I

1400
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:46,080
Speaker 1: now no longer owe you guys money from the sponsorships,

1401
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,519
Speaker 1: and I'll hang up and listen. I don't know what

1402
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:49,120
Speaker 1: any of that means. I don't know what that means.

1403
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:51,559
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I know I'm tired, and look,

1404
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:54,040
Speaker 1: I'm just glad to be back. Penis is glad to

1405
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,240
Speaker 1: have I'm glad to have you back. We missed you.

1406
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,760
Speaker 1: I hope you liked my welcome back ceremony. I hope

1407
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:00,360
Speaker 1: it really meant something. I mean, it felt like Jordan

1408
01:12:00,439 --> 01:12:02,839
Speaker 1: was walking into it. It really tried. But damn YouTube

1409
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:04,560
Speaker 1: sucks ass, and it doesn't know what I can do

1410
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:06,599
Speaker 1: what I wanted. Hey, can we have a ky Dog

1411
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:09,280
Speaker 1: hour or something? Because I feel like hay Dog did

1412
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:11,799
Speaker 1: a hell of a job subbing for you, but sometimes

1413
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:13,600
Speaker 1: we go better, better job. I told him if the

1414
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:17,560
Speaker 1: socks lousy's off the show, So there you go. A

1415
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:21,760
Speaker 1: smart coach. They lost, I mean, they definitely lost, coach.

1416
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:24,479
Speaker 1: What about brother? Have you talked to brother? Look, hey,

1417
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:29,760
Speaker 1: I have not talked to him. Don't don't barbecue. We're

1418
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: closed all months. Come back in the summer, she said.

1419
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:36,080
Speaker 1: Chief seasons canceled. Those are barbecue. We'll see you guys.

1420
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:40,200
Speaker 1: Burn this bitch down I mean we we we can

1421
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:42,720
Speaker 1: talk about it more. Look, since it's Tuesday, we're doing

1422
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:49,320
Speaker 1: another show tomorrow, We're doing so t we can really

1423
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:53,040
Speaker 1: talk about more about this tomorrow Tuesday because brother will

1424
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,719
Speaker 1: be in and we can have him in the studio.

1425
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:58,519
Speaker 1: Because I wasn't going for a run and I saw

1426
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:05,280
Speaker 1: from Titas, Hey I'm not that guy. Did you read

1427
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:08,840
Speaker 1: all those stories? I mean, holy crop, dude, he got

1428
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: a divorce after the championship. It just started banking, and

1429
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:13,599
Speaker 1: then he started hitting on chicks at the gas station.

1430
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:16,320
Speaker 1: I mean pregnant lady rolls up. I'm married. I'm married

1431
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 1: and pregnant. He's like, why is that a problem. Let's

1432
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:22,280
Speaker 1: go to the workout room. We can work. You work out,

1433
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:25,559
Speaker 1: I work out. Let's work out together. Let me pump

1434
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:30,720
Speaker 1: some diesel into you. There's videos that are pictures that

1435
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,519
Speaker 1: service to him in a pool with some girl that

1436
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:34,599
Speaker 1: was like twenty one years old, having drinks with her.

1437
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:39,200
Speaker 1: You wouldn't do that, Couch. I didn't say it's funny.

1438
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:43,479
Speaker 1: It's funny to laugh at other people. Oh man, I

1439
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:46,040
Speaker 1: gotta get some sleep. Man, I slept in the last night,

1440
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:50,160
Speaker 1: got to sleep. Middle kid was up all night just

1441
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:52,760
Speaker 1: did not feel good. He was moaning and whining, and

1442
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:55,519
Speaker 1: so I held him in the recliner all night. And

1443
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:58,439
Speaker 1: let me tell you, little kids flop like fishes. Dude,

1444
01:13:58,439 --> 01:14:00,280
Speaker 1: you start to fall asleep, nights flop. I want to

1445
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:06,320
Speaker 1: switch side. You hit me in the face, baby, rough?

1446
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:10,360
Speaker 1: It was rough. What's wrong with you? Baby? Yeah? But yeah, baby,

1447
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,720
Speaker 1: Box three is a boy. We're over the moon. Three

1448
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,880
Speaker 1: boys in the house. It's gonna be crazy. Um, if

1449
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:18,400
Speaker 1: you considered a night nurse, hang up and listen. Yeah,

1450
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:21,799
Speaker 1: that's the best advice I ever got from Jason. Aldean

1451
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:25,000
Speaker 1: was like, you gotta get yourself a night nurse. Bones goes, Hey, man,

1452
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 1: what's some advice and parenting advice? Like, come on, really

1453
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 1: give it to this. We got hard working Americans out there.

1454
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:32,320
Speaker 1: And Aldan is like, man, I would pretty much just say,

1455
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:36,559
Speaker 1: get a night nurse. Come Aldan, what's that a hundred

1456
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:39,760
Speaker 1: grand a year? I'll tell you. Get a night nurse.

1457
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:43,599
Speaker 1: Maybe a couple of nannies. Anyone can watch your kids

1458
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,360
Speaker 1: one of those pools, kind of like a gratta. It's awesome.

1459
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:49,240
Speaker 1: You just can get lost tropically. Someone's like, you're not

1460
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:54,519
Speaker 1: a parent last come stream, man, I mean you know, life,

1461
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:56,559
Speaker 1: easy life would be if you had a night nurse.

1462
01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:59,559
Speaker 1: You can just get eight hours of sleep, no problem. Okay,

1463
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:03,479
Speaker 1: Brown's got one too. Really yeah, we got a night

1464
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:07,360
Speaker 1: nurse and it's been awesome since then. Man, So guess

1465
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:09,479
Speaker 1: what when your kids have problems later in life and

1466
01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:11,360
Speaker 1: they're looking for someone to console them, were they're gonna

1467
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:18,679
Speaker 1: be looking for that night nurse? Not you? What's wrong?

1468
01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:21,160
Speaker 1: I got a problem at school? Well let's talk about No, no, no,

1469
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:24,640
Speaker 1: where's the night nurse? I can only talk nance is

1470
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:28,160
Speaker 1: a night nurse? Come on? Oh my god? Alright boys?

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01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:30,240
Speaker 1: All right, man, yeah, well I don't I gotta figure

1472
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:32,400
Speaker 1: out dinner night too, because there's no no meal train

1473
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:35,080
Speaker 1: still waiting for still scoop Steve to pull up in

1474
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,800
Speaker 1: that meal train. But what that bones meal train get you?

1475
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,880
Speaker 1: Chew chewies coach, Remember I know I just wanted to

1476
01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:44,559
Speaker 1: relive it, Chew Okay, okay, what did four Things get?

1477
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:51,439
Speaker 1: True foods? Dang Four Things podcast? It's doing really well,

1478
01:15:53,840 --> 01:16:00,040
Speaker 1: caw coach. I told base we wanted wild cow. What

1479
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:03,519
Speaker 1: you wanted to do? Chick fil a chick chick flight nuggets?

1480
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:08,160
Speaker 1: All right? All right, much Eddie? You know how you said,

1481
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:10,360
Speaker 1: you take take a picture, you can make it look

1482
01:16:10,439 --> 01:16:12,800
Speaker 1: smaller than it actually is. It's all about the picture, right,

1483
01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:15,400
Speaker 1: Lunch sends this picture. It looked like the most god

1484
01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:17,680
Speaker 1: awful bad at chick Fili, like, did we send him

1485
01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:20,559
Speaker 1: one kids? And my wife's like it was seventy dollars.

1486
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, well then the freaking drive rate at all?

1487
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:25,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, it looks terrible, Eddie. It was literally

1488
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:29,240
Speaker 1: one bag because it wasn't that pictures made it look small.

1489
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:33,519
Speaker 1: It was Coach, the pictures make it smaller than it appears. Coach.

1490
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:35,760
Speaker 1: I told my wife that you wanted what's the one

1491
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 1: that's that Mexican place you like down there? Oh yeah,

1492
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,760
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. Super Rika is good

1493
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:46,559
Speaker 1: and too expensive though, sorry, Coach, Yeah, I understand, I understand.

1494
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:48,160
Speaker 1: I wanted to get him bock Box, but they said

1495
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:52,840
Speaker 1: they were only open for two hours a day. Hey,

1496
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:58,040
Speaker 1: don't worry, Baby Box three has already been to bock Box. Wow, already, Coach.

1497
01:16:58,120 --> 01:17:00,200
Speaker 1: With all the smoke in there. Oh yeah, we're him

1498
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:05,280
Speaker 1: there all the smokes and all the alcohol. Yeah, it

1499
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:08,240
Speaker 1: was packed. It was pretty crowded, the baby box. The

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01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:13,000
Speaker 1: Baby Box three played Golden Tea, and there was a

1501
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:15,479
Speaker 1: group of guys there on their lunchburky. They're playing Golden Tea.

1502
01:17:15,479 --> 01:17:16,960
Speaker 1: They were all dressed up in their shirt and ties

1503
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,920
Speaker 1: and they're playing Golden Tea. You know. The one thing

1504
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:22,320
Speaker 1: that isn't back though, is chicks. Every time I've been

1505
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:25,200
Speaker 1: in there, it's only dudes. So it's like one of

1506
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:28,240
Speaker 1: those when we went, we took a chick. I took

1507
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:32,040
Speaker 1: my wife. She's a chick. That's about it. I'm telling you,

1508
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:34,600
Speaker 1: girls don't just flock in there. So if you're there,

1509
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:36,400
Speaker 1: was a chick. There was a chick from Antiot because

1510
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,120
Speaker 1: I heard her and her husband talking to another couple

1511
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:40,240
Speaker 1: and they were going, like being loud, and my guys,

1512
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:43,000
Speaker 1: it's one o'clock on a Thursday, can we calm it down?

1513
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,760
Speaker 1: Hammered and he was telling that that. The guy was like,

1514
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm a marathon drinker. I can drink all day, smokes cigars.

1515
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:53,479
Speaker 1: Now my wife on their hand, you know, about three o'clock,

1516
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:55,680
Speaker 1: she's ready to pass out, and I drop her off

1517
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:57,840
Speaker 1: the house and then I head back out. That's Ray.

1518
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:01,080
Speaker 1: That's Ray, except at scept his wife's the one that

1519
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:04,559
Speaker 1: goes back out dude lets his wife go back out after,

1520
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:06,600
Speaker 1: he lets him go back out after. I don't know

1521
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:08,840
Speaker 1: if she knows, but they were in from Antiochy. They

1522
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:10,880
Speaker 1: like coming in from Antioch to go drink at that bar.

1523
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:15,640
Speaker 1: Keep him in Antioch, dude. All right, yeah, everybody, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I'm back. Here we go. Well

1525
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:23,360
Speaker 1: tomorrow we'll talk sports, um more sports less lifestyle guys.

1526
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:28,080
Speaker 1: That's why we're number one, amazing, amazing. From Abu Dhabi

1527
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:31,880
Speaker 1: to Sri Lanka to Tokyo to South Korea to Nashville.

1528
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:38,559
Speaker 1: This is the Sore Losers Podcast. Thank you, award winning. Yeah,

1529
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:47,800
Speaker 1: let's go hid goodbye everyone. You gotta do this all

1530
01:18:47,880 --> 01:19:04,040
Speaker 1: good tomorrow. Uh yeah, damn all those ji