1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:04,360 Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 1: Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Hello, Hello, welcome to 3 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 1: another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Gazelle Bryant. What's up? 4 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 1: What's up? Everyone? This is Robin Dixon. I am so 5 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: blessed and happy to be here with you today. What's yes? Yes, 6 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: and Robin has some new hair today. I do. I 7 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 1: have some inches, y'all. Don't let's see how long these 8 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 1: inches stay on my head. I don't, you know, I 9 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: don't like stuff on my head, so like, I just 10 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: I can't wear you know, a we for a long 11 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,879 Speaker 1: time or wigs. And it's so crazy that I have 12 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,280 Speaker 1: a hat business, because like I really can't wear hats 13 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: for long either. Like, but but I wear them, you know, 14 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 1: I wear them quite often and frequently. But like sunglasses 15 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: bother me, Like you'll notice, like you probably won't see 16 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: me and sunglasses that much. They irritate the heck out 17 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,320 Speaker 1: of me. You have them one for like a little while, 18 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,479 Speaker 1: and then I gotta take them off. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, 19 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,679 Speaker 1: So anyway, yes, I got inches, y'all, because see how 20 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,320 Speaker 1: long they're gonna last. Let's let's take as feel free 21 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 1: to um send us a little note betting how long 22 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 1: Robin will keep in her inches. Okay, but they might 23 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,320 Speaker 1: get transformed into like clips or something. I'm saying. I 24 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: might like take the so the we've part out and 25 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 1: just like keep put some clips on it, and oh 26 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: I like that something like I like that. Becauld you 27 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,199 Speaker 1: can come out in a in and out of clips 28 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 1: and like that. Right. But you know, because my hair 29 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,640 Speaker 1: is you know, frizzy, reacts to the humidity and all that, 30 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: it is good to have it braik it up. That's true, 31 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 1: very true, very true. I don't know who this is. 32 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: Like spit Lana's hair on my head? What did you 33 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 1: want to say when you sell this hair? Was he like? 34 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 1: Oh I like it? He liked you know, he doesn't like, 35 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: you know, fake hair. I don't better word for protective styles. 36 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: He does not like fake hair, but he liked it. 37 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 1: You know. He just prefers me natural, you know what 38 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 1: I mean. Like like my kids too, Like if I 39 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,959 Speaker 1: have makeup on, they're like, where are you going out 40 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: on the town? Right? That's where I'm going. So so 41 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 1: they prefer me natural. But they but everyone approved, They're like, okay, 42 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,639 Speaker 1: very good. And then I put a little little blond 43 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: up in it. Yes, it's blond and red and brown 44 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: and it's about eighteen different colors and it works. You know. No, 45 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 1: that was not shade. That was so na shade. It 46 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 1: works Okay, okay, but before we get any further, we 47 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: got to tell the people May eighteen, you better get 48 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 1: your tickets. These tickets to sound like hot cakes. Yes, 49 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:38,839 Speaker 1: the live show is happening, people, We're having a live 50 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: show in Silver Spring, Maryland. If you're around, if you 51 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: want to get on the plane and come, Robin and 52 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: I are going to be in your face, okay, talking 53 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: about Reasonable and Shady, be there or be squared. We are. 54 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,920 Speaker 1: I can't tell you all how excited we are to 55 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 1: meet you all wherever chooses to come see us like 56 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,240 Speaker 1: we love you. We love you, and the fact that 57 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: people are are taking their time to come see us 58 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: is just it's so amazing. So go to Reasonably Shady 59 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: Live dot event, bright dot com and get your tickets. Okay, 60 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 1: I think almost all of the V I P tickets 61 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:15,119 Speaker 1: are almost all sold out, so um doesn't matter though, 62 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,080 Speaker 1: but still get your other tickets. Yes, you're still going 63 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,079 Speaker 1: to get a great experience. Yes, yes, you don't get 64 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 1: the v I P one who knows, we might just 65 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 1: make you a v I P. Maybe we should do 66 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 1: like a little raffle contest. Listen, let somebody win a 67 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 1: v I P ticket or something. Oh my gosh, Okay, 68 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 1: we're definitely doing that. Okay, Okay, I don't We're going 69 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 1: to figure out how we're gonna do that, but we're 70 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 1: definitely doing that. Carly is looking at us like carl Ship. 71 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: He's like, that's not gonna work out in the play, 72 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: and that is not on my production schedule. Stop adding 73 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: stuff to my list things to do, because I already 74 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 1: got eight things to do. Then you hadn't one more. 75 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: I can't do fifty nine. Okay, So just to let 76 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: y'all know what's going on in our lives and with Carly. 77 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: Carly is our obviously our director of operations for reason 78 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: it will be shady. And then she's also robbing and 79 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: eyes individual assistant. So Carly is busy and probably crazy. 80 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: She has more gray hairs than she had before, or 81 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 1: maybe she just needs to get her hair. One of 82 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: the two looking like Obama looking like Obama second second term. Right. Anyway, 83 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,239 Speaker 1: we love Carly and she is she does a great job. Okay, 84 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: so Robin per usual reasonably shady moment of the week. Yes, yes, 85 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: so you know what my reason I could make the 86 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,359 Speaker 1: water bottles in my sink a reasonably shady moment, but 87 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: it's not. But I do have to tell you a 88 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,719 Speaker 1: story about it. Okay, I think there are spies listening 89 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 1: to this podcast. Why because one day one the other 90 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: day he had to to shaker bottles and he was like, 91 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put them right here in the sink, 92 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,279 Speaker 1: just for a few minutes. Okay, Like he was like 93 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,719 Speaker 1: real unsure because he knows you're about to talk about 94 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: told him I was complained about him on the podcast 95 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 1: with the water butt, who told him that I don't know. 96 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 1: I think they're spies. I think they're spies. He might 97 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,479 Speaker 1: be the spy. I don't think so though. I think 98 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 1: they're spies. So this is not my reasonably shady moment. 99 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 1: But when I tell you this morning, I freaking rent 100 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 1: them damn water bottlewasher. Okay, Well, I said he was 101 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,360 Speaker 1: gonna leave it there for a second overnight, Like don't 102 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 1: he said, don't touch him. I'm gonna get him right. 103 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: And it's been literally five days five days five days 104 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,040 Speaker 1: after he told me he's gonna touch him, same thing 105 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,600 Speaker 1: he said about his laundry. Just been sitting in the 106 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:37,599 Speaker 1: allway for do better one, Antonio. That's not my reasonably 107 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 1: shady give it? What is it? So? So you know 108 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: I talked about the rose, So I don't have you 109 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 1: seen the roads yet? If you got I got the roads, 110 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:50,200 Speaker 1: Yeah I did. Okay. So it didn't do it for me. 111 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,400 Speaker 1: I mean it didn't for me, but it was I 112 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:56,479 Speaker 1: wasn't like, Wow, this is the best thing ever. Okay, 113 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a little secret. Got to use 114 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: it with them, with the man too. Oh so if 115 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,280 Speaker 1: you have a man that you feel comfortable with, like, hey, 116 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,960 Speaker 1: let me pull my toy out right, So like, while 117 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,719 Speaker 1: the man is God, I hope my mom's not listening, 118 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 1: and this is not a reasonably shady moment. We digress, Okay, Okay, 119 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 1: we're gonna circle back, and we have all the time 120 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 1: in the world, right, so you have to like so 121 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 1: it's even better when you use it while your partner 122 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 1: is inside of you. Okay, Okay, I can see that. 123 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 1: I can see that. Yes, that's that's like really the trick. Okay. 124 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 1: So I'll say it's still good. It's like you know, 125 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 1: if you don't have a partner, it's it's still good. Right. 126 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,719 Speaker 1: So anyway, so do you know so you know what 127 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 1: it looks like? Right, it's like a like, um, it's 128 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 1: not plastic. What is that? Like a rubber rubbery plastic 129 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 1: like a rubber rose pedal that sits on a charger right, 130 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 1: So it has a charger base. Yes, it's yours charged, said, 131 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:55,719 Speaker 1: you might need to charge it turned on? You need 132 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,600 Speaker 1: you need to full charge. Oh maybe I need to 133 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,719 Speaker 1: go back there. Okay, I'll go back rolls. I'm coming 134 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 1: for you. Okay, all right. So it sits on a 135 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 1: charger base. So as a parent, like like, how do 136 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,599 Speaker 1: you charge these things? How do you charge these toys 137 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 1: when you've got kids walking any out of your room, 138 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: like when they're at school? You can charge it? Yeah, 139 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 1: but like who can remember? You know? So we charge 140 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,800 Speaker 1: ours on the floor under the nightstand. Okay, sounds good. Safe, 141 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:24,600 Speaker 1: that's that's real safe. So that the day my cleaning 142 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 1: people were here, a love what happened? And after they left, 143 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,480 Speaker 1: you know, I went in the bedroom and the roads 144 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 1: was sitting on the nightstand. No. First of all, I 145 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:46,640 Speaker 1: don't even want them touching it. They probably had no 146 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 1: idea what they were touching, you think, so yeah, because 147 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:54,000 Speaker 1: they go to I don't, I don't know. I feel 148 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: like if I was a cleaning person and I, you know, 149 00:07:56,520 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 1: knocked over somebody's rose with the vacuum whatever where I 150 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,800 Speaker 1: saw it on the floor, like oh, maybe this needs 151 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 1: to be on it, like I would know like, okay, no, 152 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,120 Speaker 1: that's let me keep that right there, right. So, no, 153 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:09,640 Speaker 1: they had no idea that they were touching my very 154 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,880 Speaker 1: intimate yes situation. So yeah, So I walked in the 155 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: room and just died, like literally put it right on 156 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:20,880 Speaker 1: the nights there, like, oh, I hope you washed your hands. 157 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:26,280 Speaker 1: This is terrible, this is absolutely so is this your 158 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: reasonably the cleaning people, they're they're shady. They're shady, shady, 159 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 1: one of us shad. Okay, Okay, that's fine, all right. 160 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,959 Speaker 1: So mine has nothing to do with pleasure toys. Okay, 161 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,760 Speaker 1: My reasonably shady moment of the week is my kids. 162 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: So I have twins angel on the door and they 163 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:51,080 Speaker 1: are turning sixty. I'm so excited about it. I'm giving 164 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,840 Speaker 1: them whatever they want they want, this lavish dinner party, 165 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,040 Speaker 1: with like their girlfriends. Everybody's gonna get all dressed up 166 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 1: and they're gonna be all fancy schmancy, and I'm like, 167 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,480 Speaker 1: okay cool. And then like me and their dad will 168 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 1: be there, so like okay cool. So like just keep 169 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,440 Speaker 1: in mind, like I'm going to give like a little 170 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 1: a little toast of speech, right me and your dad. 171 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:14,439 Speaker 1: And they're like, you know, they're like absolutely not. They're like, 172 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,400 Speaker 1: like they come to me every morning and they're like, 173 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,280 Speaker 1: remember when we said you're not giving a speech, Like 174 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 1: we still you're We're still not letting you give a speech. 175 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 1: They're like, but dad can what what? Their father what? 176 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:30,640 Speaker 1: I don't know. They said, I'm gonna be all extra 177 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:34,480 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna, you know, is not going to be extra. 178 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:37,520 Speaker 1: Their fathers about the Lord, the Lord has sent me 179 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:41,720 Speaker 1: to wish you happy birthday. What the Lord sixteen years 180 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,679 Speaker 1: ago brought you into this world, and the Lord has 181 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:48,320 Speaker 1: blessed you every day. Their fathers are gonna be extra. Okay, 182 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:50,120 Speaker 1: from the top of your head to the bottom of 183 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 1: your feet. Anyway, My kids, Angela Door are very shady, 184 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,240 Speaker 1: and I'm hoping that between now and their party, they 185 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 1: come to their senses. So maybe ask them like, Okay, 186 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,240 Speaker 1: I say I love you all so much. I really 187 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 1: would love to say something because I'm so proud of 188 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,720 Speaker 1: you and I'm so blessed and happy to be your mom. 189 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,120 Speaker 1: But what is off limits? What? What do you not 190 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 1: want me to say? Well, like they first of all, 191 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,400 Speaker 1: they were like, it's gonna be too long. So I 192 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,439 Speaker 1: was like, okay, fine, give me like two minutes, and 193 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:21,160 Speaker 1: they were like thirty seconds, and then it was like nothing. 194 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,559 Speaker 1: But they're they're like, oh, but their dad, Mr. He 195 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 1: gives forty five minutes sermons every Sunday. You can talk 196 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,679 Speaker 1: as long as he wants. I don't understand that. I'm confused. 197 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:33,440 Speaker 1: I don't understand that it's confusion here. So hopefully they'll 198 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,520 Speaker 1: get their mind right. But in the meantime, Angel on 199 00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:38,880 Speaker 1: the door, y'all are shady. Yeah, that's really shady. Being 200 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,240 Speaker 1: that's not nice to your mother. Girls. No, no, I 201 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,120 Speaker 1: mean I get it. There's sixteen. They don't want to 202 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,400 Speaker 1: be embarrassed by me. But guess what, you're gonna just 203 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: be embarrassed. But the fact that they want they're allowing 204 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,160 Speaker 1: their father to speak. Maybe they're like, see, I feel 205 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 1: like they're okay. With hurting your feelings, but they're not 206 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,599 Speaker 1: okay with hurting his feeling that could possibly be it. 207 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,680 Speaker 1: So they're scared to tell him he can't speak because 208 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:02,199 Speaker 1: he has already been like Angel in the door. I'm 209 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,920 Speaker 1: so excited. I can't wait to deliver my speech. I 210 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,480 Speaker 1: got this speech that I wrote for you all. I've 211 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:12,120 Speaker 1: been waiting sixteen years to deliver this speech. Uh yeah, 212 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,160 Speaker 1: there's that. Okay. On that note, I want to start 213 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,520 Speaker 1: um what we're gonna talk about by actually giving some 214 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 1: inspirational uh, because you know, we talked about we just 215 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,679 Speaker 1: talked about a sex toy. We talked about my children 216 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,640 Speaker 1: being shady. We talked about a whole bunch of mess, 217 00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:27,959 Speaker 1: a whole bunch of mass. But right now I want 218 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,559 Speaker 1: to give a little bit of inspiration. Oh my gosh, 219 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,280 Speaker 1: because this I saw this like earlier in the weekend. 220 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,800 Speaker 1: It kind of like hit me. Okay. So, because Robin 221 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,160 Speaker 1: and I are in the thick of, like doing a 222 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:40,120 Speaker 1: whole lot of things, and at every given moment, she 223 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:44,760 Speaker 1: and I both want to quit run away. We we 224 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,280 Speaker 1: just want to lay. We just want to act like 225 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,679 Speaker 1: our names are not just sella robber. I mean, to 226 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,280 Speaker 1: the point where by the way, yesterday, I was getting 227 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,200 Speaker 1: my nails done and I don't mean to cut you off. Now, 228 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,240 Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, but I have to make I 229 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,920 Speaker 1: have to put this out there because it's important that 230 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,160 Speaker 1: this person hears me. Um. I was getting my nails 231 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,720 Speaker 1: done because we were about to go on a trip 232 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,320 Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, I'm about to go out of town 233 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Speaker 1: and certain things we can't say, pray, I'm about to 234 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,400 Speaker 1: go to town. And so I was trying to get 235 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,920 Speaker 1: all my stuff done and you know, squeezing stuff in 236 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,760 Speaker 1: and I'm in I'm like my hands, you know, the 237 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,800 Speaker 1: ladies got my hands. And Carter calls me and he's like, mom, 238 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 1: are you gonna take me to basketball practice? And I 239 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:29,400 Speaker 1: was like, oh, ship, I'm sorry. It was literally when 240 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,520 Speaker 1: he called me, it was like seven o'clock. Practice started 241 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 1: at six. So so Jared coach Jared, because coach Jared 242 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,040 Speaker 1: listening to the podcast because he's in his car a lot, 243 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,319 Speaker 1: I'm sorry that Carter missed practice. How long does the 244 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,319 Speaker 1: practice on his mom it was from like six to 245 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,880 Speaker 1: seven thirty. Oh, and Carter just realized at seven and 246 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,199 Speaker 1: he wasn't there. That's going to exactly he is not 247 00:12:53,360 --> 00:13:04,640 Speaker 1: just my fault. So Steve Harvey put out there the 248 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,760 Speaker 1: other day and I saw it on a reel, but then, um, 249 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,480 Speaker 1: I think he tweeted it. I'm gonna try to do 250 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:13,000 Speaker 1: it in Steve Harvey voice, quitting. No, that's not Steve 251 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:21,400 Speaker 1: Harvey quittin. That's it. Quentin guarantees failure. Once God wakes 252 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:25,280 Speaker 1: you up, that's a sign from God. Right, So once 253 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,240 Speaker 1: he wakes you up, he gives you, he gives you 254 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,880 Speaker 1: your task. You you're doing this thing called life. That's 255 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,559 Speaker 1: a sign from God, right that he's not through with 256 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:37,679 Speaker 1: you yet. So you can't quit, Robin, I want to 257 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,000 Speaker 1: quit every day. We're not quitting because y'all want to 258 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:43,600 Speaker 1: hear this nonsense coming out of house. So we are here, okay, 259 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,760 Speaker 1: And anybody who wants to give up, don't give up 260 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,400 Speaker 1: because God's not done with you. And I always believe 261 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,439 Speaker 1: if you get started, God's gonna finish that thing. So 262 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:54,280 Speaker 1: do not quit. I love that. Love that. Okay, we 263 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,520 Speaker 1: needed that right now for ourselves, Stewie. But you know 264 00:13:57,679 --> 00:13:59,280 Speaker 1: when you said, Steve Harry, I thought you were gonna 265 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,839 Speaker 1: talk about the one that you sent me where he 266 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:04,080 Speaker 1: was talking about late people and how late people are 267 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 1: amazing and awesome. You know what, Let's just talk about 268 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,679 Speaker 1: that now. I wasn't going to okay, so I sent 269 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:13,880 Speaker 1: Robin this real of Steve Harvey talking about people that 270 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,880 Speaker 1: are always late. Okay, because there's they have done some 271 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,240 Speaker 1: sort of um, not trial, but like a survey or 272 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,160 Speaker 1: something that shows that people who are always late live 273 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,520 Speaker 1: longer lives. And so Steve Harvey said, yeah, they live 274 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,160 Speaker 1: longer lives. Okay, So we all know Robin is always late. Okay, 275 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,480 Speaker 1: anybody who knows us knows Robin always late. So even 276 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 1: though she's doing better, So apparently people that are always late, 277 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:42,400 Speaker 1: they come into the party and they're like, oh, sorry, y'all, 278 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 1: I'm sorry I was late, but they stressed. They don't 279 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,080 Speaker 1: give it a good God damn no, they don't care 280 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:53,080 Speaker 1: at all. Better late than never. And then what they say, 281 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:59,880 Speaker 1: and clearly that is how Robin functions. Okay, no stress nowhere. 282 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,680 Speaker 1: She might be two hours late, she might be twenty 283 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 1: minutes late. But what it's the same reaction every time 284 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,280 Speaker 1: she comes in the door, Hey, y'all, and we're all like, 285 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:14,280 Speaker 1: beat you late, But y'all good, right, We're good, are good? 286 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:18,560 Speaker 1: All right? We're good. Um. But anyway, moving on um okay, 287 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,440 Speaker 1: So I want to first start because we talked about 288 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:26,920 Speaker 1: Twitter with Elon musk Oh. Okay, So I'm confused because 289 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,720 Speaker 1: I thought he was he was like on the right 290 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 1: side of he was on the good side. He was 291 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,560 Speaker 1: like on the on our side of the world, right, Okay, 292 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,800 Speaker 1: So he's not. No, so okay, So forty four billion 293 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,040 Speaker 1: dollars he's gonna buy Twitter? Right. If you have forty 294 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:43,520 Speaker 1: four billion dollars, that's what you want to spend it 295 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,800 Speaker 1: on Twitter? Why would you want to spend that on Twitter? Right? 296 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,560 Speaker 1: And apparently it's because he wants to give people the 297 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 1: option of free speech. Yes, he wants to give that. 298 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,080 Speaker 1: I think he wants Trump to be back on Twitter. 299 00:15:56,040 --> 00:16:01,560 Speaker 1: What what he doesn't realize is our world, our world. 300 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:05,960 Speaker 1: Twitter is the god durned devil. Like you go on 301 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,480 Speaker 1: to Twitter, you stick your toe in Twitter, You're getting annihilated. 302 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:13,160 Speaker 1: I'm like, please take it and throw it away. Yes, 303 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,400 Speaker 1: I want Twitter to just like go into but he 304 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,680 Speaker 1: wants to buy it to make it worse. Right, So 305 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,240 Speaker 1: he wants to get away, give away or stop all 306 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,760 Speaker 1: the filters and just allow everybody and their grandmother to 307 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:28,240 Speaker 1: say anything. But like it's like, what's it's crazy that 308 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,880 Speaker 1: was that important for him to do that. I don't 309 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,280 Speaker 1: understand it. So we're gonna let child mole Thatt's just 310 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 1: go in there and say crazy ship kids. We're gonna 311 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,200 Speaker 1: let murderers, you know, We're just gonna allow people to 312 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,760 Speaker 1: just say anything and put it under the guise of 313 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:45,200 Speaker 1: free speech. That's we're gonna let Trump come back and 314 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:50,520 Speaker 1: incite a riot right storm the capital. And I almost 315 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:53,440 Speaker 1: would rather stuff be out in the open so that 316 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:56,040 Speaker 1: we can actually see what people are saying, because like 317 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,480 Speaker 1: with that January six riot, like there was so much 318 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,400 Speaker 1: that you know, they have all these little like secret 319 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,320 Speaker 1: meeting websites that they communicate on these secret platforms. So 320 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,200 Speaker 1: it's like it's almost better like put it all out 321 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,720 Speaker 1: there because whoever, the FBI, CIA, whoever, n s A, 322 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,479 Speaker 1: I don't know they're going to be monitoring at all 323 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,840 Speaker 1: even more so, you know, so I don't know, but 324 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,680 Speaker 1: but it is very weird. It's like why why was 325 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:23,000 Speaker 1: why was it necessary for him to purchase Twitter end 326 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,760 Speaker 1: Jack Dorsey I thought was really one of us, you know, 327 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:32,520 Speaker 1: just more you know, fair liberal, human rights oriented. So 328 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,840 Speaker 1: for him to sell it to someone like Elon Musk, 329 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 1: which has a agenda to just make free speech, you know, 330 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,120 Speaker 1: just make Twitter full of free speech and allow people 331 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,879 Speaker 1: like Trump and people with you know, negative agendas to 332 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Speaker 1: get on there and spew their hate. It's kind of strange, right, 333 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 1: So I just want to give you, like a small 334 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,399 Speaker 1: public service announcement. So the people that have been on 335 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,840 Speaker 1: Twitter saying that just Allen Robin are horrible people and 336 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,000 Speaker 1: we are the worst, and we need to go jump 337 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,600 Speaker 1: off a cliff just because you now can say that, 338 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:08,000 Speaker 1: be comfortable in saying it. You don't have to, right, 339 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,720 Speaker 1: I mean, but you know, it's so weird to me 340 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:13,760 Speaker 1: that people on platforms like that, like when you participate 341 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:17,680 Speaker 1: in that type of negative energy, like you're living in toxicity. 342 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,720 Speaker 1: What I mean, your whole life is consumed by negative thoughts, 343 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,880 Speaker 1: in toxicity, like why do you want that? Why? Why? Why? 344 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,920 Speaker 1: We gotta do better? But you know what, Black Twitter, 345 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,520 Speaker 1: I feel like it's hilarious, right, And I feel that 346 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,600 Speaker 1: somehow black Twitter needs to either get a gold medal 347 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,320 Speaker 1: or money or something, because I just I mean, black 348 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:40,240 Speaker 1: Twitter is just undefeated and funny. You can definitely find 349 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,800 Speaker 1: some funny stuff on there, but you can also find 350 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,879 Speaker 1: a whole bunch of toxicity. Yes, yes, yes, so I 351 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,439 Speaker 1: hate Twitter. I do too. I'm not a Twitter fan 352 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,080 Speaker 1: at all. I'm not really a social media fan, but 353 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,159 Speaker 1: it is what it is. I remember you would be 354 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,040 Speaker 1: on Twitter and I'm like, I ain't going on there, 355 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:57,479 Speaker 1: you know. I was like, because they don't. Well at 356 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,320 Speaker 1: the time, we had a show that was in this 357 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,880 Speaker 1: like first and second season, and we had to promote 358 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,399 Speaker 1: that thing, and Robin was like, I don't care, I 359 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,000 Speaker 1: ain't going on the Twitter. I hate to Twitter. The 360 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:12,280 Speaker 1: Twitter is the devil it is. It's the devil's playground. Okay, 361 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,320 Speaker 1: speaking of some other people that are called devils, but 362 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:20,480 Speaker 1: they're not those Kardashians. Okay, but I'm not saying that 363 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,280 Speaker 1: because I happen to, you know, have respect for the Kardashians. 364 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:27,640 Speaker 1: So I do have to give respect to Black China 365 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:32,720 Speaker 1: because she has taken this. They're actually in court. It's 366 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:37,280 Speaker 1: amazing to me, Like you one person, Black China has 367 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:40,919 Speaker 1: taken the whole damn family to court. Yes, what they 368 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:45,320 Speaker 1: dismissed what Courtney and Kendall from the case. Okay, so 369 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:50,040 Speaker 1: but yes, Chris Kim Chloe, Kylie, those are like the 370 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:54,200 Speaker 1: most powerful. Yes, y'all are testifying. So a part of 371 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,879 Speaker 1: me feels like, why Kardashians didn't y'all just settle this 372 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,399 Speaker 1: out of court, Like we couldn't come up with a number, 373 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,560 Speaker 1: Just give her our number? Right, Like why are we going? 374 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,520 Speaker 1: Why are we airing our very interesting? Yeah? So is 375 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,160 Speaker 1: there anything that has been revealed? Okay, so for people 376 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,600 Speaker 1: don't know what we're talking about. Yes, Black China who 377 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:15,560 Speaker 1: was stating Rob Kardassian, right, she was in a relationship 378 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:20,399 Speaker 1: with Rob Kardashian, their brother, and they have a child together. Right. Um, 379 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 1: So they had a show Rob in China on E 380 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,800 Speaker 1: network that you know, you know the Kardashians are on 381 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,280 Speaker 1: the network. Whatever, So they had a show. They had 382 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:34,120 Speaker 1: a season one and then apparently season two was greenlit. Yes, 383 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:38,439 Speaker 1: but the Kardashians stopped it right from being from from 384 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,879 Speaker 1: going in production because Black China and Rob had you know, 385 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,280 Speaker 1: they were toxic. They were not in love, right, they 386 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,639 Speaker 1: had a toxic relationship, they probably had issues whatever. So 387 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 1: the Kardashians I. E. Chris Kim whomever shut it down. 388 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,680 Speaker 1: They shut it down. So Black China issuing them for 389 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,960 Speaker 1: a hundred forty million dollars. Yeah, I don't. I don't 390 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,959 Speaker 1: know where she got that. Where where they never come from? 391 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,639 Speaker 1: I mean it's like you're pulling numb out to Scott 392 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,840 Speaker 1: one forty That sounds good. I don't know where she 393 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:07,680 Speaker 1: got that. Wait a minute. But in in this trial 394 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,960 Speaker 1: she came out that she she hadn't paid out taxes, right, 395 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:15,520 Speaker 1: So I mean it's kind of like, why is that 396 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 1: a relevant fact? However, I mean, keeping yourself, it's quite interesting. 397 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,840 Speaker 1: It's quite interesting that you don't have a bank account. 398 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,240 Speaker 1: And then she says she don't have a bank account. 399 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,320 Speaker 1: But how does this work? See? This is what I 400 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,679 Speaker 1: need clarifications, clarificational. She says she doesn't have a bank account, 401 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,280 Speaker 1: but she makes a million dollars on only fans a 402 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:36,520 Speaker 1: million dollars or what a year, a month, whatever the 403 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,720 Speaker 1: case is. I don't know she was made a million dollars, 404 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,840 Speaker 1: made a million. Let's say she's made a million dollars 405 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,040 Speaker 1: in the past, I don't know a year, probably more 406 00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:46,320 Speaker 1: than that. But so how do you get the money? 407 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,040 Speaker 1: Like the money has got to go to uh entity. 408 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:53,119 Speaker 1: So I'm assuming that they have people who manage their money, 409 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,000 Speaker 1: pay their bills in might. But but it's weird even still, 410 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,080 Speaker 1: like how are you like? What are they just handing 411 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,639 Speaker 1: you out? I'm a little cat. How do how do 412 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,719 Speaker 1: you go to target? Right? And how you checking out 413 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,600 Speaker 1: a target? You gotta need a car for that? Or 414 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,159 Speaker 1: do you just literally have other people like running your 415 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,920 Speaker 1: life so much that you cannot you you don't even 416 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,479 Speaker 1: have or need a bank account because your assistant has 417 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,439 Speaker 1: the card or I don't know, but clearly she's got 418 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:22,359 Speaker 1: some sort of manager accounting person that's getting all of 419 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,080 Speaker 1: her money, so she might need to do a little 420 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,560 Speaker 1: audit on that she does. And at some point in time, 421 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,080 Speaker 1: and even if you have all these people for you, 422 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,600 Speaker 1: you might want to go out and buy your own 423 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,640 Speaker 1: Tampa if you can find them, because Robi can't find 424 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:38,040 Speaker 1: her right, well, I got him? Okay, So but but 425 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,840 Speaker 1: haven't we learned from Oprah? Didn't open she said write 426 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:46,080 Speaker 1: your own checks? Yes, she did her own bills, did Billionaire? 427 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,560 Speaker 1: And she has her bank account and she's saying her 428 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:53,879 Speaker 1: own bills like anyway, Okay, so Black in the Kardashians 429 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,399 Speaker 1: stopping her hustle with the Rob and China show. So 430 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,880 Speaker 1: that is probably where we are with this right, Okay. 431 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,120 Speaker 1: But this is the best part of the story. Her mother, 432 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:08,200 Speaker 1: Tokyo Tony, okay, which I must do a reenaction. Okay. 433 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,359 Speaker 1: So this is she's she had several videos. Very careful 434 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,879 Speaker 1: because she might come for you, Tokyo Tony. This is 435 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:20,320 Speaker 1: all done in love. Okay, preface that. So she has 436 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,040 Speaker 1: been kicked out of the courtroom. The just said she 437 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,159 Speaker 1: can't come back because all the Kardashians said they are 438 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,560 Speaker 1: terrified at this woman. They feel like this woman is 439 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,240 Speaker 1: going to come and split all of their throats. So 440 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,040 Speaker 1: at the same time, okay, with her with her finger. 441 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:39,480 Speaker 1: So Tokyo to Tokyo Tony was livid because she got 442 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,520 Speaker 1: kicked out. She cannot see what's going on. She cannot 443 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:46,040 Speaker 1: be there for her child. So she is outside smoking 444 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,640 Speaker 1: on her We call that a cigarette. It's a cigarette 445 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,280 Speaker 1: slash uh, it's a black mouth? Was it or was 446 00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:53,840 Speaker 1: it a blood? I don't know what the hell it was. 447 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 1: She's just smoking outside. Okay, We're gonna call it what 448 00:23:56,080 --> 00:24:00,359 Speaker 1: it was. She was like, right, okay, this is me smoking. Right, 449 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:05,040 Speaker 1: and she never tell you how something. My daughter gonna 450 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:11,840 Speaker 1: dog walked them. They come they she gonne dog walk 451 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,200 Speaker 1: them all can can I tell you I watched that 452 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,920 Speaker 1: video about fourteen times and fell out laughing every video 453 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,080 Speaker 1: I didn't see this said, let me tell you the 454 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:28,960 Speaker 1: best part of this day, she gonne dog. I was 455 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,680 Speaker 1: done after that and in borderline like she Tokyo Tony 456 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:37,439 Speaker 1: became my hero, right, I was like, wait, don't they 457 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,920 Speaker 1: hate each other? Hokyo Tony and Black China like they 458 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,280 Speaker 1: hate each other until the camera start right, once the 459 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,560 Speaker 1: camera star rolling, everybody get their mind right and they 460 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:51,399 Speaker 1: like each other again in sanity. Okay, Tokyo Tony, you 461 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,520 Speaker 1: have got to stop post because because two days ago 462 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,639 Speaker 1: she was crying. She was she had a video. She 463 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,720 Speaker 1: was crying because you know, she just wants to be 464 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:03,359 Speaker 1: there for her daughter, and attention is a hell of 465 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:08,120 Speaker 1: a drug. Saying. So it has anything come out about 466 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,920 Speaker 1: this case that like revealing about the Kardashians um or 467 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,560 Speaker 1: is it like we already noticed? Well, I'm gonna say this. 468 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,160 Speaker 1: So they're trying to get Ryan Seacrests not to testify 469 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:24,000 Speaker 1: the Kardashians. Are they're trying to withhold that information because 470 00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,680 Speaker 1: he has He's going to say the truth, which is, yes, 471 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,439 Speaker 1: we wanted a second season of either Rob in China 472 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,360 Speaker 1: or Just China. And so if he says that, then 473 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,480 Speaker 1: that's credibility you gotta pay to the woman. But adah, 474 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,600 Speaker 1: why don't they settle this? Just give a hundred thousand 475 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,280 Speaker 1: dollars of collar to day Damn yeah, I mean give 476 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,800 Speaker 1: it two million. I don't know. I don't give us something. Listen, Kim, 477 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,840 Speaker 1: give her um one of your skip pu put a 478 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,359 Speaker 1: skims run up because she runs. She sells out of 479 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:57,239 Speaker 1: her skims and like thirteen minutes, just put a skims up, 480 00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,200 Speaker 1: get that, get that cash and give it to her. 481 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,960 Speaker 1: I mean, it's just easy. This is one to three. Okay. 482 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,159 Speaker 1: There's another case out there called Johnny Depp and his 483 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 1: and his ex wife I can't remember her name. Amber heard, 484 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,080 Speaker 1: Amber heard, okay, Now this might be the funniest thing 485 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:14,800 Speaker 1: I've ever heard. Okay. So so they asked. It was 486 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,639 Speaker 1: like something like they were like, Johnny, you know, somebody 487 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,280 Speaker 1: say that way, let's get backstory, Oka, backstory back don't know. 488 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,159 Speaker 1: So they're suing each other for defamation right now, I 489 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,800 Speaker 1: think he's suing her, right and then so he's suing 490 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,280 Speaker 1: her for fifty million for defamation and she's countersuing for 491 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,440 Speaker 1: a hundred million. Well what but she didn't lose any 492 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,399 Speaker 1: any right, because what is she working? I don't know. 493 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 1: So so the thing is Amber Heard wrote a opinion 494 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,040 Speaker 1: piece in the Washington Post. Yes, that was I'm like, 495 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:46,000 Speaker 1: why are they thanks Virginia? Why And now I'm like, oh, 496 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,960 Speaker 1: because of the Washington Post. Yeah, has something to do 497 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,720 Speaker 1: with the Washington Post. Okay, so they're they're trials in Fairfax, Virginia. 498 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,399 Speaker 1: Amber Heard wrote an opinion piece about Johnny Depp and 499 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,800 Speaker 1: or domestic violence or something, and she talked about Johnny 500 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,879 Speaker 1: Depp being an abuser and Johnny Depp claims that he 501 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,960 Speaker 1: lost his career, tanked, he lost all his jobs or whatever. 502 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,040 Speaker 1: So he's suing her for fifty million and then she's 503 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,240 Speaker 1: countersuing him for a hundred million. So this this case 504 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,479 Speaker 1: those pretty funny. It's comedy. Said, Okay, what's your what's 505 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,600 Speaker 1: your funniest part? Because I have like three Yeah, I 506 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,960 Speaker 1: mean I was just like listening to their audio of 507 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:25,800 Speaker 1: how they argued. It was just like like, it's very 508 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,600 Speaker 1: hard to take her side. Okay, listen, this girl lying 509 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,760 Speaker 1: and I allegedly because I don't want to get to 510 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,320 Speaker 1: she allegedly lying okay, and I'm actually on Johnny depp side. Yes, 511 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,120 Speaker 1: it's very hard to take her aside when you listen 512 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,359 Speaker 1: to the audio. Yes, so, and but one of the 513 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,920 Speaker 1: of the points was they asked him, they said, you know, 514 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,359 Speaker 1: I guess Amber was saying, you know, Johnny was drinking 515 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,520 Speaker 1: and there was all this coke on the table, and um, 516 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,800 Speaker 1: it was like eight thirty in the morning. And then 517 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,640 Speaker 1: the guy asked Johnny. Johnny's on the stand. They asked 518 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,199 Speaker 1: him like, you know, well did you drink the scotch, 519 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,119 Speaker 1: you know, at a thirty And he was like, it 520 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:04,200 Speaker 1: was a nighttime somewhere. I fell out. I said, I'm done. 521 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:08,000 Speaker 1: I said, Johnny is my hero. I fell out. This 522 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,040 Speaker 1: man said it was nighttime somewhere. What the hell? We 523 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:16,280 Speaker 1: had a trial. Okay, that's what you say when you 524 00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:20,560 Speaker 1: go to veil when you are on the stand. Okay. 525 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,760 Speaker 1: So then they was talking about because he lost all 526 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,800 Speaker 1: of these the Disney job, that the Pirates thing, but 527 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,399 Speaker 1: apparently him and Disney fell out, right, So that so 528 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,399 Speaker 1: that's part of Amber Heard's defense, like he was losing 529 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,960 Speaker 1: jobs anyway because he was a hot mess. He was 530 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,080 Speaker 1: a wreck. Okay, Yeah, because he because I'm convinced all 531 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,960 Speaker 1: of his jobs that he's done, including Edward Scissorhands, he 532 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,240 Speaker 1: was drunk. Oh I'm sure. I'm sure he's actually so 533 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,040 Speaker 1: impossible to deal with. I'm sure he is a headache, 534 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,200 Speaker 1: but he's still Johnny Depp. And it's so crazy because 535 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:54,680 Speaker 1: it's like, when this case, you know, emerged, I was like, wow, 536 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,200 Speaker 1: like where has he been? You know, like but he 537 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:02,120 Speaker 1: was he was still like that miss surious character like 538 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:06,040 Speaker 1: we remember from what was that show? Jump Street, Jump Street? 539 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,840 Speaker 1: And then Edward said her hands I think put him 540 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,920 Speaker 1: like really on the map, and it was like wow. 541 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,400 Speaker 1: So I really feel like, hopefully, well hopefully we resolved 542 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,160 Speaker 1: this case amicably. But you know, if he comes out 543 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,240 Speaker 1: the winner, I hope that he can resume his career. 544 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,360 Speaker 1: Maybe he's learned some lessons or something. I guess. But 545 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,360 Speaker 1: they asked him. They were like, if if if Disney 546 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,480 Speaker 1: offered you three hundred million and a hundred lamas or something, 547 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,840 Speaker 1: would you would you go back? He said no, Like 548 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,960 Speaker 1: apparently he likes Lamas. I'm so confused by this whole trial. 549 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,520 Speaker 1: But let me tell you something, Johnny, I'm here for you, okay, 550 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:40,640 Speaker 1: because I think am Balian. Yeah, it's three strange when 551 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,960 Speaker 1: one day you're Cinderella, so to speak, and then in 552 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:54,520 Speaker 1: zero points six seconds Quasimodo. And I didn't deserve that, 553 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,280 Speaker 1: nor did my children, nor did the people who have 554 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,800 Speaker 1: believed in me for all these years. I didn't want anybody, 555 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,400 Speaker 1: any of those people to believe that I had done 556 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,160 Speaker 1: them wrong, we're lied to them, or that I was 557 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,960 Speaker 1: a fraud. Lives build upon lies and build upon lies. 558 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:17,120 Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with the truth. She's a mess, she's a 559 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,080 Speaker 1: straight man. That was that. That was a toxic, toxic, 560 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:32,240 Speaker 1: toxic relationship. Yes, okay, speaking of relations toxic relationships that 561 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:38,040 Speaker 1: we thought might be toxic asap in Rihanna, let me 562 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,720 Speaker 1: tell you something. I was in my bed and I 563 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,120 Speaker 1: was sleep and my kids came up in here and 564 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:48,800 Speaker 1: it's like money, a sap jaded, sap jaded Briana. Listen. 565 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,920 Speaker 1: It went all over the internet in about seven seconds. 566 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,320 Speaker 1: He cheated and I think it was all a lie. Yeah, yeah, 567 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,720 Speaker 1: and my kids would disturb it, Isn't it crazy? How 568 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:02,360 Speaker 1: fast rumor a false rumor spread? Yes, yes, this affected 569 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,360 Speaker 1: my children. It was like, how dare you cheat on Rihanna? 570 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,240 Speaker 1: How dare you. Oh that is funny. That's so that 571 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,640 Speaker 1: disturbed him, not the fact that he was arrested for 572 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,000 Speaker 1: like shooting somebody didn't care at all, Like that didn't 573 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,480 Speaker 1: even hit the registrar. But they did have to move 574 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,160 Speaker 1: their baby shot back or something, because I think he 575 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,280 Speaker 1: had to go through that. Like at this point, I'm like, 576 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,000 Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's true. Who knows? But no, 577 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,320 Speaker 1: but he did get arrested. So is he out out 578 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:33,760 Speaker 1: a dollar? You mean? Rihanna posted? Rihanna gave him? Never 579 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,720 Speaker 1: because I said, when was your last hit? Honey? I'm 580 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,960 Speaker 1: no shade. But okay, okay, wait so what Okay? So 581 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:45,840 Speaker 1: he was arrested for shooting at someone involved in the shooting. 582 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,160 Speaker 1: Um did he is he accused of being the shooter? 583 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,400 Speaker 1: He is accused of being the shooter, but the person, 584 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,760 Speaker 1: So it's he's not He wasn't arrested for murder. No, 585 00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:00,960 Speaker 1: he just shot at something arrested. We're gonna a little 586 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,760 Speaker 1: fat check. But as she's fact us fact checking that 587 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,600 Speaker 1: that Meg the Stallion musted up some tears, honey, did 588 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,840 Speaker 1: you see her interview with Gail Kate? She got some 589 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,920 Speaker 1: tears rolling down her phase I mean, in Meg, you know, 590 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,960 Speaker 1: nobody wants to get shot at this. We're not making 591 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,720 Speaker 1: friend were totally not making fun of you at all, 592 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,640 Speaker 1: but like, I appreciate it. I did not not let me. 593 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,000 Speaker 1: I don't want to say I appreciate it. Gil asked her, like, 594 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,840 Speaker 1: were you all intimate? Was this an intimate relationship? And 595 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,640 Speaker 1: Meg did not want to answer. She danced around that 596 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,680 Speaker 1: she did a tap dance. Do we still know the answer? No, 597 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,360 Speaker 1: I don't think we do not. I don't just say yeah, 598 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,400 Speaker 1: I was getting it in with the little boy, because 599 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,160 Speaker 1: that's what he used to me. But wasn't she and 600 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,680 Speaker 1: she like, don't you have a boyfriend or something? Yes? Party, 601 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,520 Speaker 1: but I think he came later, right, Oh, I don't know, Okay, okay, okay. 602 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,800 Speaker 1: So she wasn't in a relationship at the time. She 603 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:56,280 Speaker 1: was with Tory Lanes. Oh, yeah, a secret one. I 604 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,120 Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. But this is who we 605 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,480 Speaker 1: think he shot her, like, because this didn't he have 606 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,360 Speaker 1: why he did it. I think it was just drugs involved. 607 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,880 Speaker 1: There was too much liquor in the system and Remy 608 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,960 Speaker 1: took over. This is alleged thought that was that was 609 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:15,480 Speaker 1: just cute. I don't know, you know, when you get drinking, 610 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,960 Speaker 1: get to Oh. It was something about Kylie Jenner, wasn't 611 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,000 Speaker 1: it like they were they were at her house at ah, 612 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,080 Speaker 1: this is what happened. This is what happened. I'm kind 613 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,280 Speaker 1: of making this up, y'all, so just roll with me. Okay. 614 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,120 Speaker 1: So this is what happened. They went to Kyllee Jenner's 615 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:34,720 Speaker 1: house for a party. Tori started flirting with Kylie and 616 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 1: then Meg was like, if you boo, I don't even 617 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,520 Speaker 1: like you anyway. So they leave, They get into an argument, 618 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,280 Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, her foot is shot. You're 619 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,880 Speaker 1: making this up kind of, but it sounds like I 620 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,040 Speaker 1: never heard those details. It was something something to that effect. Okay, 621 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,959 Speaker 1: from what I understand, they were party and they were 622 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,920 Speaker 1: everyone else wanted to continue to party, and she was 623 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,080 Speaker 1: ready to go home and she got out of the 624 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,400 Speaker 1: car and he pulled out a gun and said dance 625 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:06,680 Speaker 1: bitch and shot at her. Okay, Okay, story, it sounds 626 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,600 Speaker 1: more believing. Your story sounds way more believable. This story 627 00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:13,759 Speaker 1: that sounds absurd. It's like, why why you really thought 628 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:18,920 Speaker 1: that was? Okay? Not dance bit, dance bitch at her feet? 629 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,600 Speaker 1: That's actually comedy. Sent you sound like some Um Turner 630 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:29,320 Speaker 1: type ship. Yes, yes, you better eat the cake. Animal. Listen, listen. 631 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,920 Speaker 1: We do want to give a congratulations to Neo and 632 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,800 Speaker 1: his wife, who we thought was already married, but apparently 633 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,399 Speaker 1: they got married again. I think they renew the route. 634 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,600 Speaker 1: So you know, they were already married and they filed 635 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,759 Speaker 1: for divorce, and he did a whole song with a 636 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,239 Speaker 1: ring on his pinky finger or something. Did he yes 637 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,719 Speaker 1: about divorcing her? Yes, he was like, I'm away to 638 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,520 Speaker 1: ring on my Remember he was wearing this big as 639 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,719 Speaker 1: tin carrot ring on his pinky finger. Did y'all miss this? 640 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,480 Speaker 1: I don't pay attention to Neo like that. No, we don't, 641 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,920 Speaker 1: but we like you because he has some hits. Okay, 642 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,799 Speaker 1: but it's good to hear. They reconcile and then they 643 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,400 Speaker 1: had a recommitments or you know, they renewed their vows 644 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,160 Speaker 1: that the divorce is caught off. I love it. I 645 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,640 Speaker 1: love it. And then they had like another baby to 646 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:13,520 Speaker 1: seal the deal or something. They had another baby in 647 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,719 Speaker 1: the within the past two years. Yes, I do believe. Yeah, 648 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,719 Speaker 1: she said I gotta seal this thing up because this 649 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,520 Speaker 1: is just too much I hear, all right, we do 650 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,200 Speaker 1: have something important to talk about, Okay, so we want 651 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,360 Speaker 1: to propose the question or talk about the question of okay, 652 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,719 Speaker 1: because Robin has not been on a date with a 653 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,880 Speaker 1: new person in forty five years, okay, but I have Okay, 654 00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:42,879 Speaker 1: So how long people should you date? Be any person? 655 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,319 Speaker 1: Or how long do you feel comfortable? Because it's there's 656 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,760 Speaker 1: no right answer. Right before you let your partners see 657 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:54,520 Speaker 1: you take off your lashes and your wig or like 658 00:35:54,719 --> 00:36:00,120 Speaker 1: anything that your makeup, your push up bra, your or 659 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,800 Speaker 1: I don't know what whatever you in your rawest force 660 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,040 Speaker 1: put on your your scarf and your bonnet at night? Yes, 661 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,800 Speaker 1: how long do you wait before you just like unleash 662 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:15,560 Speaker 1: the inner true you? So, I mean I wanted our 663 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,840 Speaker 1: dating and we started dating in high school and in 664 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,600 Speaker 1: high school I wasn't wearing makeup or lashes or wigs 665 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,719 Speaker 1: or extensions. Or that's why he don't like it now 666 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,239 Speaker 1: maybe that's how he met me. So so yeah, I 667 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,560 Speaker 1: mean I never really had that issue. Now. The issue, 668 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,439 Speaker 1: I guess the question more so would be like because 669 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,080 Speaker 1: because we can add to this question is like, you know, 670 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,600 Speaker 1: when do you go number two in front of your partner? 671 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,920 Speaker 1: So it's part not partner, but you know, in part 672 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,200 Speaker 1: of in front of the person that you're dating, right, right, 673 00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,360 Speaker 1: So I have a little story. So I was with 674 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,799 Speaker 1: this guy recently. You know, we're familiar with each other, 675 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,720 Speaker 1: but like we so we went to sleep. We're sleeping 676 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,200 Speaker 1: and then like I'm getting awakened by farting right Like 677 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,440 Speaker 1: he's like farting, and I'm like, wait a minute, what 678 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 1: is that noise? I'm like, holy ship, he's sleep farting 679 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,240 Speaker 1: and I'm like, wait a minute. Okay, So I was like, okay, 680 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,120 Speaker 1: he's he doesn't know what he's doing, right because he sleeps. 681 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,960 Speaker 1: But then as we're like waking up, like hours later, 682 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,960 Speaker 1: he's still farting. You know that you're farting so in 683 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,279 Speaker 1: my bottom, like you don't care? He doesn't either. Are 684 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,400 Speaker 1: we there? Are we that comfortable with each other that 685 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,920 Speaker 1: you can just do that? Or do you just do 686 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:27,520 Speaker 1: that with everybody? Probably? Probably? So probably it didn't stink 687 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:31,520 Speaker 1: though there was no smell. What listen, he's eating clean. 688 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:36,520 Speaker 1: I'm des okay, it's a little bit, but I had 689 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,800 Speaker 1: a little gas and I held it, yes, because I 690 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,680 Speaker 1: didn't I'm not there, but he clearly is yeah. Yeah, 691 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,400 Speaker 1: so it's like when when would you be there? You know, 692 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,239 Speaker 1: like how do you know? Because I have a friend, 693 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,560 Speaker 1: actually two friends, So I have a friend that, Um, 694 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:57,680 Speaker 1: she's married, she's been married for lord listen to that, 695 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:02,520 Speaker 1: probably since two thousand seven and what is wow? Right? 696 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:12,160 Speaker 1: Is everything? Okay? Um? She does not and will not 697 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,040 Speaker 1: go number two in front of her husband. So where 698 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,239 Speaker 1: does she go? She just like waits for him to leave, 699 00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,120 Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying, Like she like she 700 00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,200 Speaker 1: will she will like high like she will not do 701 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,560 Speaker 1: it around him. So your stomach is that not? You 702 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,520 Speaker 1: need to go sit on that toil And she's waiting 703 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,120 Speaker 1: for him to leave. Does she sent him out to 704 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,080 Speaker 1: go get some mouse? Really hot? Strong? And that might 705 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,480 Speaker 1: be why? But yeah, like she literally she will not. 706 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,520 Speaker 1: And you know, I don't mean to tell people's business, 707 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,439 Speaker 1: but our friend Karen Hugo has said that she doesn't 708 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,080 Speaker 1: go number two in front of her and they've been 709 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,799 Speaker 1: married five years plus and I find that so weird. 710 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,480 Speaker 1: It's like, if you can't go number two in front 711 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,560 Speaker 1: of your partner, like then you then there's a comfort 712 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,680 Speaker 1: level that you haven't reached, and you should have reached 713 00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,000 Speaker 1: yourself not even just with your partner, but with yourself, 714 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,040 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like that, like everybody does it? 715 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,040 Speaker 1: Why do you think the other day she was like, oh, 716 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:06,279 Speaker 1: I don't drink champagne anymore because it gives me flagulens. 717 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,319 Speaker 1: That would be caring. Okay, So I was like, girl, 718 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,759 Speaker 1: if you gotta fire fart right right, But I mean 719 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,920 Speaker 1: you know that I don't drink champagne either, but not 720 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:21,800 Speaker 1: because she use the word flageless she said flagelens. Okay. So, 721 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,200 Speaker 1: so how long did it take you on wine? I 722 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,439 Speaker 1: can't remember? That was so long ago to do number 723 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:31,080 Speaker 1: two or just to be like, I'm trying to remember. Honestly, 724 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,680 Speaker 1: I think I'm the type of person. I mean, I 725 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,480 Speaker 1: can't say that I did have a friend that I 726 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,719 Speaker 1: hung out with. You know, why did I not divorce? Yeah? 727 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,080 Speaker 1: So I had a friend and I was like, I'm sorry, 728 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,239 Speaker 1: I gotta put my hair, I gotta wrap my hair 729 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,359 Speaker 1: up real quick. Yes, yes, okay, but this is the thing. 730 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,719 Speaker 1: Don't be alarmed that I have this scarf on my head. 731 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, right, I said, I'm not. I'm not trying 732 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,680 Speaker 1: to like, you know, fake for you or not. So 733 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,440 Speaker 1: I'm sure he appreciates that they have no choice. They 734 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,759 Speaker 1: have no choice, but like and like a dude, if 735 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,120 Speaker 1: a dude has been around, especially a black man dating 736 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,880 Speaker 1: black women, has been around long enough, he's seen it 737 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,239 Speaker 1: all when it comes to the hair situation, like and 738 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,000 Speaker 1: if if I'm out with you and I have on 739 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,759 Speaker 1: a wig, yeah, and then we go to like a 740 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,960 Speaker 1: hotel and like get it in, Like the wigs coming off, 741 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,720 Speaker 1: the hair cap is coming off, all the braids underneath 742 00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:23,879 Speaker 1: are coming out. I'm a new person, okay. And okay, wait, 743 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:28,719 Speaker 1: you're going to unbraid your hair? Yeah? No, I mean 744 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,200 Speaker 1: I wouldn't keep it braided. I take it off then 745 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,279 Speaker 1: because in the mix of it all, it might fall off. 746 00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,240 Speaker 1: So it's got to come off. It's not like so down. Okay, 747 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,160 Speaker 1: so you under your braids and then what do you 748 00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,320 Speaker 1: do with your hair? It's just wild and free and 749 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:47,120 Speaker 1: they like that. It's a whole lot of wild and 750 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:51,279 Speaker 1: freeness in the bedroom. Okay, to be a fly on 751 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,239 Speaker 1: the wall on her? Does that look like the man 752 00:40:55,320 --> 00:41:00,400 Speaker 1: from back to the I've got no complaints, no hair complaints, okay, 753 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,520 Speaker 1: just I'm just here to tell you. And then and 754 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,160 Speaker 1: ladies like if it's if this sexual experience is good, 755 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,279 Speaker 1: you should when you finish, you should not have any 756 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,239 Speaker 1: makeup on your face. Okay, I'm just saying the makeup 757 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,360 Speaker 1: should be all very true, very true. He's going to 758 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,000 Speaker 1: see the reel you regardless at some point, so just 759 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,320 Speaker 1: go ahead on and just make it happy. Yeah. So, 760 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,879 Speaker 1: I mean so that's just a good question to ask. 761 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,239 Speaker 1: That's good, you know, conversation to talk about with your 762 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,160 Speaker 1: girlfriend's true true, But not even want as comfortable right away? 763 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,560 Speaker 1: I know. I think we should revisit it with miss 764 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,840 Speaker 1: Karen Huger when we see her, Like, have you have 765 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:39,080 Speaker 1: you pooped in front of Yes, we shall do that. 766 00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:42,000 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, all right, have you had a bow 767 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:47,000 Speaker 1: movement in front of you? Because wait a minute, I 768 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,040 Speaker 1: can say that my mother. I've never liked been around 769 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,360 Speaker 1: my mom and she farted? Really, I don't you know? 770 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,360 Speaker 1: I don't fart. You don't have we talked about this, 771 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,080 Speaker 1: Rob made I don't know. I don't fart. I just 772 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,600 Speaker 1: never farted. I won't say never ever in my life, 773 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,120 Speaker 1: but like, I don't fart, like warm will tell you 774 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,279 Speaker 1: he's probably never actually told me he heard me fart 775 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,040 Speaker 1: in my sleep. One time. But he's he'll tell me like, 776 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,680 Speaker 1: he's never hurt me. Fart and I'm not here. I 777 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,960 Speaker 1: just don't have to fart because you don't have gas. 778 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:19,799 Speaker 1: I think it's because I'm regular. Okay, okay, but maybe 779 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,960 Speaker 1: if you so, if you drink like um, a soda 780 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:26,239 Speaker 1: or something like anything with gas in it. Okay, all right, 781 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,800 Speaker 1: we're done. Champagne doesn't give me flashing, Okay on that. 782 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,319 Speaker 1: Now we're out of here. People, Okay, we love y'all 783 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,120 Speaker 1: so much. Thank you so much for listening. You don't 784 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,840 Speaker 1: ever forget to live your life. Either reasonable or shady 785 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:52,040 Speaker 1: or both. By by Reasonably Shady is a production of 786 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,880 Speaker 1: the Black Affect podcast Network. For more podcasts from my 787 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,520 Speaker 1: Heart Radio, this is the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, 788 00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,080 Speaker 1: or We're ever You listen to your favorite shows and 789 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,440 Speaker 1: you can connect with us on social media at Robin 790 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,280 Speaker 1: Dixon ten, Giselle Briant, and Reasonably Shady