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Speaker 1: Scoocy.

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Speaker 2: You ready, Oh, I am ready to laugh and laugh

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Speaker 2: and lough.

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Speaker 3: This is not you know, I just I'm excited about

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Speaker 3: this story. But I'm gonna be honest with you. It's

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Speaker 3: not the it's it doesn't bowl you over with it

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Speaker 3: with the headline, but I'm gonna give it to you. Ready,

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Speaker 3: all right, the man who could eat anything was the

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Speaker 3: world's most unusual spy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's good. I like that.

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Speaker 2: This is gonna be a very spicy Bananas after Dark

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Speaker 2: after Dark.

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Speaker 1: Head, would you.

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Speaker 4: It's not tillion pieces BAA.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to Bananas after Dark. I'm kurb Brown Older.

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Speaker 2: I'm Banana Boy number two. Scotti Landis. Thank you for

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Speaker 2: listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

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Speaker 1: We're coming to.

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Speaker 2: You live to tape from Los Angeles, California.

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Speaker 1: A Curti, how are you, buddy boy?

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty good because you know what I'm talking about

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Speaker 3: right off the bat is that the Bananas Boys.

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Speaker 1: Are going on tour. Folks.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, little it's a little baby mini tour miniature

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Speaker 3: and October twenty third, Hampton, Connecticut at the Space ball Room.

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Speaker 3: October twenty eighth in Los Angeles at the Dynasty Typewriter.

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Speaker 3: That's a live stream show, folks, so anybody can watch.

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Speaker 2: If you're at home on the twenty eighth and you

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Speaker 2: want to hang out with the Banana Boys and you

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Speaker 2: love Halloween and you hate children, listen to Banana's Live.

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Speaker 3: November twelfth, Indianapolis and Indiana a White Rabbit Cafe, November thirteenth,

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Speaker 3: Fort Wayne, Indiana The Tiger Room, And November eighteenth, Brooklyn,

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Speaker 3: New York at the Bell House.

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Speaker 2: That one will sell out and pretty fast. So get

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Speaker 2: in on this Bell House. I've had a lot of

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Speaker 2: people reach out and say they're coming, so come hang

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Speaker 2: out with those Banana Boys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Scotty, I'm very excited. This is Bananas after Dark folks.

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Speaker 3: So in case you don't know what that is, that

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Speaker 3: means Scotty and I and our guests are having some drinks.

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Speaker 3: It's Friday night eight p am Ye Classic Bananas after

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Speaker 3: Dark Hour.

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Speaker 1: Happy Hour two.

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Speaker 2: Our guest today is one of my best friends, just

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Speaker 2: one of my favorite people in the whole entire world.

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Speaker 1: She's a writer, she's an actor.

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Speaker 2: She recently went on a seven day cruise for Carnival

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Speaker 2: to star in a commercial which will have to talk

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Speaker 2: about you couldn't love her more, but I still do

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Speaker 2: the one in odly Allison Fields.

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Speaker 1: So glad to have you.

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Speaker 2: Allison sent us a list of banana stories early and often,

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Speaker 2: because she's a writer on The Misery Index on TBS,

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Speaker 2: a show that's all about people going through hell on

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Speaker 2: a on a game show, and so there's a crossover

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Speaker 2: with bananas here.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely. Yeah, No, it's it's a honor to be here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is the first time someone said it's a bananna.

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Speaker 2: We're drinking to that? So, yes, you really were. You

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Speaker 2: weren't acting in a commercial for Carnival Cruise. I don't

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Speaker 2: know if you had to send an NDA, but you

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Speaker 1: When you sign it, so it's not legal.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, what a time? What a time? What a

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Speaker 5: When you know it was seventy percent capacity?

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Speaker 6: So they were regular cruisers and then like fourteen actors,

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Speaker 5: Four and a half days.

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Speaker 6: It was really a wet wild seven nights.

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Speaker 5: No, there was entertainment every single night.

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Speaker 1: Kurt got a place to go.

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Speaker 5: Doing comedy at five thirty pm?

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Speaker 3: Man be done early. Do you guys want to hear

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Speaker 3: The man who could eat anything was the world's most

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Speaker 1: Back in the game best in the biz.

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Speaker 3: This one is fascinating. The sheer Okay, So this was

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Speaker 3: News me neither written by Ian Harvey, but this is

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Speaker 3: But there's one big eater in history who makes these

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Speaker 3: men look like culinary lightweights. He was called Tare and

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Speaker 1: Okay, we do mean and anything. Oh here it is Tarrare.

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Speaker 3: Was born in seventeen seventy two. This is a historical

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Speaker 1: Nearly on France.

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Speaker 3: According to the Daily Beagle, it's said that he had

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Speaker 3: Terrari traveled for a while with a gang of thieves

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Speaker 3: Once, in seventeen eighty eight, he developed an obstruction after

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Speaker 3: According to mental floss, Terrari had a relatively normal appearance,

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Speaker 3: He was perpetual perspiring, and according to a report in

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Speaker 1: But here it is.

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Speaker 3: Here's where it gets very interesting. When the French Revolutionary

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Speaker 3: Fascinated by what they were seeing, military medical personnel decided

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Speaker 2: Escort your children out of the room. This is bananas

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Speaker 3: He consumed a meal that had been made to feed

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Speaker 1: Ullie Lee.

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Speaker 3: He would be made a courier who hides documents. He

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Speaker 6: They were not college students.

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Speaker 6: I guess I just wasn't made for yes motion sickness.

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Speaker 6: I see, yeah, but yeah, it was all the food

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Speaker 2: Well, I got something we could transition right into something

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Speaker 2: eat guys, I have bad news, some Kurdi b I

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Speaker 2: got bad news. This was written by Brad Heineman for

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Speaker 1: He's a sash writer.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, the deer Field Testicle Festival is on. Hold

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Speaker 2: ay wow goals, non binary pals, been, animals of all ages,

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Speaker 2: put me on the home, put the kids to bed. Deerfield, Michigan,

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Speaker 2: deer Field American Legion hosts the Testical Festival every year.

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Speaker 2: It was supposed to take place Saturday, March twenty first,

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Speaker 1: It have been set by Michigan state government.

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Speaker 2: The festival has been moved to May nine, but guys,

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Speaker 1: Quote.

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Speaker 2: People come from all over the state, all over the

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Speaker 1: We have people who travel three hundred to four hundred

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Speaker 3: Can we time out for a moment? Yes, sir, been

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Speaker 3: this long in this article. Yes, we're finding out how

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Speaker 3: many miles people travel and we still don't know what

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Speaker 3: a testicle festival is. That should be top of the

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Speaker 3: top center.

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Speaker 1: First sentence, first sentence.

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Speaker 3: This is what a Testical festival is FESTI.

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Speaker 2: Brad Heineman not the best in the bizman, Okay, in

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Speaker 2: the biz. Funds raised from the festival, Kurt here it comes.

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Speaker 2: Whether it be also whenever you write, when you sit

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Speaker 2: have already gone too far?

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Speaker 5: You don't I feel a list coming.

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Speaker 2: I guess you're right, whether it be through the sales

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Speaker 2: of sliced and deep fried cattle testicles, or chicken gizzards,

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Speaker 2: beer sales, t shirt sales, whatever brings in the most

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Speaker 2: continually make building improvements to the hall. And every time

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Speaker 2: anybody who's listening right now has been to an American

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Speaker 6: The Testes built.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because every American Legions all your like, oh so modern?

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Speaker 1: What is this aluminum siding? Inside of aluminum siding?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 1: I do like out of mirror.

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Speaker 2: We're not shitting on American Legions though, because they are

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Speaker 2: in Amherst, Massachusetts. For any of our u Mass Amberson,

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Speaker 2: any of those u bananimals. There is an American Legion

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Speaker 2: it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's the best bar.

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Speaker 3: There's a there's a comedy show at in the Hollywood

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Speaker 3: American Legion and it's so good.

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Speaker 1: The bar is so cool. All in the basement.

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Speaker 3: All the drinks are three dollars, and it looks like

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Speaker 3: I mean by you don't go in there for modern

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Speaker 1: You want to keep it what it looks like.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, if it wasn't in the Heroes Lounge, though I

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Speaker 6: probably haven't been.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you haven't been if it's not a two dollars

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Speaker 2: one slice of ham, one slice of American cheese sandwich.

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Speaker 2: Not interested. The Testicle Festival is nearing its twentieth anniversary.

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Speaker 2: This year will be the nineteenth anniversary.

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Speaker 1: There's some writing for you.

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Speaker 2: And even though it's the nineteenth annual anniversary. The celebration

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Speaker 2: of eating deep fried testicles beginning Deerfield nearly fifty years ago. Quote,

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Speaker 2: it started in the slaughterhouses with farmers and all of that.

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Speaker 1: That's bolver Is.

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Speaker 5: I'm just someone justifying it for his wife.

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Speaker 6: I just started.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Also, Kurt, we gotta go Bud like whenever.

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Speaker 2: We won't be able to make this one, but we

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Speaker 2: gotta go to the twenty twenty two Allison, if you

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Speaker 2: want a road.

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Speaker 3: Trip, I would be nuts not to what what what

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Speaker 3: date is it though, because I will.

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Speaker 1: Be Noptember eighteenth.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I get to Michigan September twenty first.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna miss it. You're gonna miss it by three,

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Speaker 2: I mean miss it. Yeah, we're going next year. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna be there. We're gonna eat your deep fried testicles.

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Speaker 2: You gotta eat all parts of the cow. If you're

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Speaker 2: gonna kill animals, you gotta eat the whole. Gosh, darn't they.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna have a tail sandwich. Yeah, appetizer.

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Speaker 2: We're losing all of our vegan listeners and that's okay.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna bring them around more. That's right. I'm sure

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Speaker 2: they have some. During the Legion's first ever Testicle festivals,

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Speaker 2: six hundred eight hundred people visited Deerfield. The following year year,

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Speaker 2: two fourteen hundred people attended. Now the annual attendance is

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Speaker 2: over twenty five hundred individuals. I can count two banana

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Speaker 2: boys coming next year. I don't know if you cut ribbons.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you cut there, but we're down

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Speaker 2: for whatever crazy things you do. Deerfield, Michigan, We're gonna

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Speaker 2: do it with you. Thank you to everybody involved. We're

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Speaker 2: coming back, y'all. We're gonna have it. If you go,

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Speaker 2: send us pictures, we'll post it on our story. If

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Speaker 2: you go to the Deerfield Testicle Festival.

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Speaker 3: Has anybody ever had Rocky Mountain oysters?

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Speaker 1: I have no body, No six thousand. I don't think

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Speaker 1: I have either. I would.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure it just tastes like a deep fried something,

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Speaker 3: but it all all.

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Speaker 1: We eat it all.

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Speaker 3: I'm ready to go. Alie, and where were we? Where'd

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Speaker 3: you grow up?

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Speaker 1: You grew up in Michigan.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I grew up in Netvale. I grew up in Passers, California.

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Speaker 1: Wine country.

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Speaker 5: Wine country.

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Speaker 1: That's how you say it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're a local. It is a little hecktown. I've

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Speaker 6: been around my fair share of cowboys.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. It is.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of vineyards, A lot of people go

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Speaker 2: there to drink at the vineyards. Passo Rubbles is famous,

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Speaker 2: great California vineyards. But we went to your wedding up

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Speaker 2: there and there was a small town parade.

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Speaker 6: There were parade, Yeah, someone was riding a bull.

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Speaker 1: During It was so damn fun.

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Speaker 2: That is it's a fun town when people are road

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Speaker 2: tripping through California. Go to the Madonna in and then

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Speaker 2: cut a little north, in a little east and go

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Speaker 2: to Passo Roeble.

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Speaker 1: Alison, What are some of the vineyards? Give us some

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Speaker 1: vineyard names.

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Speaker 5: Vineyards?

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Speaker 6: Okay, there's torn there's j Lore, There's Deucey.

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Speaker 1: That's Steve Douce. Let's rename it is good. People love

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Speaker 1: j Lor. That's a good vineyards.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god. I wasn't expected to do this.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if the Jason, if thet there, I'm.

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Speaker 6: Not Josh there is. There's probably a Josh.

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Speaker 3: If the Justin vineyard is it there? I'm not at one.

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Speaker 1: Why don't they.

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Speaker 6: Go to Justin because they chopped down a bunch of

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Speaker 6: old ass oak trees.

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Speaker 1: Time out. Justin is really there.

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Speaker 6: Justin is and it was bought by the wonderful companies.

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Speaker 5: They stinky, stinky.

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Speaker 6: They chop down a bunch of oak trees. So Justin's yeah, Branch's.

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Speaker 3: Gonna kill me. Josh and Justin that both of just

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Speaker 3: like the white dude names were just like this is

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Speaker 3: one josh Is.

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Speaker 2: Justin's hard to think of a name less appetizing than Josh.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you hear the name. You don't go where we

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Speaker 1: having dinner? Night?

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Speaker 2: You go josh Is and you go, oh god, they're

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Speaker 2: so good. Josh Is a name that you've never met

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Speaker 2: anybody over that eighty years old, the same Josh josh

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Speaker 2: Is just like we all went to high school. In

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Speaker 2: middle school with josh Is. We wouldn't trust the restaurants.

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Speaker 2: Why would we believe in their wines?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he got hit by a bus, Josh.

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Speaker 1: That's so funny. Dark and is after dark.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tease us to a break. Guys, you ready

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Speaker 3: for this?

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Speaker 5: Doubt?

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Speaker 3: This one is so This one's steaming hot.

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Speaker 1: Here is in the biz.

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Speaker 3: Nass, Alison, This one's just for you. Spanish exorcist quits

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Speaker 3: to be with his devilish new woman. Bishop steps down

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Speaker 3: for new life with divorcee, author of erotic satanic novels

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Speaker 3: who has studied sexology and yoga.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was gonna do this one too.

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Speaker 1: That's how hot it is. It's after dark.

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Speaker 2: We got Allison Fields, we got Kurt Brown older, Scottie Lands.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna come right back. Probably adds about buttzer vitamins.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 6: You choose.

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Speaker 3: News from all the way around the world.

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Speaker 1: After dark, We're back. It spells bad guy. Yelle.

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Speaker 3: Listen what you gotta do. Listen to what you gotta do.

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Speaker 3: What you gotta do.

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Speaker 6: It's scorching hot, sweaty hot.

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Speaker 1: Listen what you gotta do.

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Speaker 3: And this school year has been extremely stressful so far,

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Speaker 3: and I think this would really make her happy. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so very much. We're about to hit eleven thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: You and I gotta figure out time. I think I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna try to do it next Thursday or Friday or

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Speaker 2: the following week, depending if you're in town.

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Speaker 1: I'm free. I'm ready to go Thursday.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do it. Thank you everybody donated. It is

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Speaker 2: for cast LA. It's a wonderful charity. I will be

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Speaker 2: to be joining me.

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Speaker 1: Stop along the way.

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Speaker 2: If you want to do an outdoor socially distant drink

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Speaker 2: live stream follow us maybe next Thursday.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that Instagram about it.

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Speaker 3: So when he says next Thursday, he's talking about September sixteenth, folks,

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Speaker 3: thank you two days after this comes out. So September sixteenth,

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Speaker 2: So we're going to be marching to the ocean and

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Speaker 2: thank you so sincirely to the two hundred and fifty

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Speaker 2: plus people that donated. It's a very good cause. It's

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Speaker 2: a very stupid thing. That is what we like to doe.

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Speaker 2: We're here with Alison Fields Hi Alsome Field two. When

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Speaker 2: I ran a show called Adam Vine's House Party that

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Speaker 2: Kurt brown Oler was on.

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Speaker 1: If you have a Hulu, I believe no paramount, plus

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Speaker 5: Walk on the pp.

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Speaker 2: Allison Fields came up with the po Boy episode of

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Speaker 2: Adam Vine's House Party.

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Speaker 2: Adam Vine's House Party season two. You can see Alison,

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Speaker 2: you can see myself, and you can see Curti.

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Speaker 1: B Oh, hell yeah.

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Speaker 3: Are you guys ready for learn about this Spanish?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I have a I was gonna do this one, Kurt,

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Speaker 2: I have a story, so please dive on in my goodness,

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Speaker 2: it's good again.

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Speaker 3: This title is Spanish. Exorcist quits to be with this

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Speaker 3: devilish new woman Vicious steps down for new life with Devorce.

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Speaker 3: Author Devorce, author of erotic satanic novels who has studied sextygy.

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Speaker 1: What is going on?

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Speaker 3: What the fuck is sex olid? Is it just how

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Speaker 3: to boink?

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Speaker 6: Like? What?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Is it missionary position? Is it missionary position with the

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Speaker 2: lights off? There's only two positions.

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Speaker 3: I've got a bachelor's in dwinking.

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Speaker 1: Xavier.

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Speaker 3: No, these oh, these are like the little Uh. I'm

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Speaker 3: not going to read those. Let's get into a Charlotte

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Speaker 3: Mitchell for Mail Online. Here it is an ultra conservative

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Speaker 3: Spanish bishop and exorcist has quit to start a new

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Speaker 3: life with his partner, a divorced author of erotic satanic novels.

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Speaker 3: Good Xavier Novell fifty two announced last month that he

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Speaker 3: was resigning from his post as bishop of Bishop of

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Speaker 3: Sulsona in Catalonia.

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Speaker 1: We talked about Catalona.

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Speaker 3: We've talked about Catalonia before.

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Speaker 1: I can't shut up about it.

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Speaker 2: That that's the ones who have the the the pooping

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Speaker 1: I love that place.

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Speaker 3: We love also they have they have the fra, they

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Speaker 1: Ye, they have the long good group. That's a lot

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Speaker 3: in love and wanted to do the right thing. Cabriole

671
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 3: thirty eight, is a writer of erotic novels featuring characters

672
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,359
Speaker 3: possessed by the demon of lust, a fact which has

673
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 3: raised eyebrows among Novell's former colleagues. However, Novella is likely

674
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 3: no stranger to the demonic, having been among the handful

675
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 3: of Spanish bishops to decline having an exorcist appointed in

676
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 3: twenty fifteen, opting instead to perform the role himself. He

677
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 3: reportedly met Cabriol. I don't know how to say her name.

678
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 3: A psychologist who has studied sexology.

679
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: Yoga, Cabaol, Cabaol? Is it Cabriole, Cabaoles?

680
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 3: But it's Catalan, so it's like, wouldn't it be like

681
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 3: Capthol Cale Cabathole of psychologists who has studied sexology. She's

682
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 3: studying sexology? Like crazy?

683
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: How can they just print this? What is sexology?

684
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 6: I don't know.

685
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 5: She was divorced. That's the worst offense.

686
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 6: In my book.

687
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: I agree. I agree.

688
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 2: Her books are described by her publishers as turning quote

689
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 2: all our moral and ethical considerations upside down.

690
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 3: Obviously she's good at that. She's turn this bishop upside down.

691
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: The hell.

692
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 3: The hell in Gabrielle's Lust, Cabithole's most recent books promises prisons,

693
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 3: psycho psychopathy, sex sada is a madness, lust, and little

694
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 3: by little, as the story progresses, the unreality of immortality

695
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 3: and the crude struggle between Good and Eve, between God

696
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 3: and Satan, between angels and demons.

697
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,760
Speaker 1: How long is this book?

698
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 6: I know, like we read it all.

699
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna look and see if there's any more

700
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 3: juicy information.

701
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 1: Well, there's a.

702
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 2: Little juicy information because the Church of Colleagues told Spanish

703
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 2: media they believe Bishop Novelle has been possessed by demons,

704
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 2: and they also say that Pope Francis has personally quote

705
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 2: urged the bishop to undergo an exorcism himself.

706
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, So they think this woman who writes

707
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,959
Speaker 3: like romance novels with the devil has put a spell

708
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 3: on him and put a demon into him, right of course,

709
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 3: because that would be the only way that they could

710
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 3: wrap their head around to Bishop being like, I love

711
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 3: fucking this bachelor of sexology.

712
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 6: She's so stretchy.

713
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: Yes, she seems fun.

714
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 2: I know, It's like, how could you ever leave this

715
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:59,959
Speaker 2: really mundane lifestyle to be with this very enthusiastic woman

716
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 2: who gets she's.

717
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: Got a pH d n D. Okay, so I don't know.

718
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 2: Thirty fifty episodes ago, I talked about a guy that

719
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 2: walked onto the lacrosse field and whispered in my ear rattle,

720
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 2: a little louder rattlesnake power. Yes, so that guy's son

721
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 2: was the goleio my lacrosse team. I'm not going to

722
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 2: name names because I have no idea what's happened to

723
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: these people. But I used to spend the night there.

724
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 2: Uh you know, your kids sleepover. I was probably ten, eleven,

725
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 2: twelve years old, and so they when I read this

726
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 2: story also, and I was like, I'm in because I

727
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 2: was a good Catholic boy too, just sacred heart. I

728
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 2: did all the dump you were your Catholic boy.

729
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, my whole life.

730
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: I'm so happy that.

731
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 3: I'm so happy you went to a Catholic church that

732
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 3: allowed girls to be altar boys.

733
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I really don't mine.

734
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 3: You couldn't. They wouldn't. They were just like, no, It's.

735
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 6: All they really had to do was carry a book.

736
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: Yes, carry a book. I was a shake.

737
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 5: Hide my ankles.

738
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,240
Speaker 1: So I'd go over my buddy's house.

739
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 2: And the first time I went over there, there was

740
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 2: the thunderstorm, you know, and on the East Coast about

741
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 2: four pm every day there's a heat lightning storm in

742
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 2: the summer.

743
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: So I'm over at.

744
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 2: This house for the first time it's Alwa's weird houses.

745
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:29,919
Speaker 2: Different spend time in somebody's house. Things are different. It's

746
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 2: cooked different meals, things are in different places. I look

747
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 2: out the back window and I see a shirtless teenage

748
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,839
Speaker 2: man standing in the middle of this giant field in

749
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,959
Speaker 2: Carroll County, Maryland, which for those who don't know, it's

750
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 2: kind of the sticks. It's it's kind of country. It's

751
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 2: very strange out there. And they go, that's Seth. He's

752
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 2: a Satanist.

753
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: And I go, what is he doing?

754
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 2: They go, He's got struck by lightning three times. No,

755
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 2: I know, there's no way in hell this guy ever

756
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 2: did it. But every time I would go over, all

757
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 2: the teenager young people would hang out and I would

758
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 2: always be afraid of this guy Seth. He wore Slayer

759
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 2: T shirts, he had long hair. He would spray. He

760
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 2: would take Kingsford grill igniter and spray it into a

761
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 2: pentagram and light it on fire with the match and

762
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 2: walk away.

763
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: This dude's cool.

764
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 2: In Westminster, wherever crap ass town we were in, this

765
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 2: guy ruled the roost and he was a Satanist. This

766
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 2: pre internet, so this was just word is bond and

767
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 2: it's like this dude worshiped Satan, so he and like,

768
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 2: also they say all that, but it's like he killed

769
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:41,439
Speaker 2: a cat.

770
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: That guy didn't kill a cat.

771
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 2: They would say things like he only eats raw meat.

772
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 2: He needs no this is what they said. They were like,

773
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 2: he stands out in the field and eats cottage cheese,

774
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 2: and I was like, this doesn't make.

775
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 6: He drinks four gallons of milk out of times.

776
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 2: Yes. So I was so afraid of Seth, the Satanist

777
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 2: of Carol County that every time I would go over

778
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 2: there and that we would play Flashlight tag goes to

779
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 2: the graveyard ever, and he would come out and he

780
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 2: would play it up. He were you know, he wear eyeliner.

781
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 2: He'd blast all these weird music. But again he's three

782
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 2: years older than us. He could be barely has license.

783
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 2: So one night we're all hanging out down the street,

784
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 2: very steep hill. We're playing like roller hockey or whatever

785
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 2: was cool in the early nineties, and it starts to rain,

786
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 2: so we take off our rollerblades, were walking up the

787
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 2: hill barefoot, and we see Seth walking to the top

788
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 2: of the hill and my friend, who will remain nameless,

789
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 2: is like, oh my god, he's going to get He's

790
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 2: going to.

791
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,240
Speaker 1: Try to get struck by lightning.

792
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 2: Yet that was what so in my little twelve year

793
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 2: old Scotti heart, I'm like, I'm going to see a

794
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 2: Satanist get struck by lightning. He's going to turn into

795
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 2: Satan and he's going to murder me. And I'm a

796
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 2: good boy. And so we've panic, we freeze, We're getting

797
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 2: hit by rain drops as big as tennis balls were like,

798
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 2: here goes. And then Seth pushes something out into the

799
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 2: middle of the street and gets in and then he

800
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 2: comes down the.

801
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: Hill full speed.

802
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 2: And what we see is this guy Seth had stolen

803
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 2: a wheelchair and spray painted flames on the side and

804
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 2: then rode past us in a wheelchair of flames in

805
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 2: the rain.

806
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 3: Is the coolest who has ever lived in Maryland.

807
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 2: Just hammering cottage cheese, just worshiping saint, just like a

808
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 2: high protein meal.

809
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, this is what Stevie Nicks thinks about.

810
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: You know, that's the avalanche.

811
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:45,399
Speaker 2: The landslide came down, and and so he rolls by

812
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 2: us and then drags his feet and then wheelchairs, which

813
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 2: I didn't know at the time of little kind of

814
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 2: break things that rub on the rubber so waters sprang

815
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 2: off the wheels. We're all holding our stuff, and he

816
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:00,040
Speaker 2: just turns to us and stares directly at me. And

817
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 2: I was so afraid. I didn't know what to do,

818
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 2: and I just whispered Poser, Poser, and it blew it up.

819
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 2: Everybody started laughing and then suddenly but I was so nervous.

820
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 3: It's like.

821
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 2: Poser and as far as I know, didn't get struck

822
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 2: by lightning. Satan didn't come back to Earth that day.

823
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 2: And anybody lives in Carroll County, Maryland goes, yeah, totally,

824
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 2: like we have four of those guys in my name. H.

825
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 3: I love that story.

826
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 1: The Satanist oh.

827
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 3: Man did the same, like, uh, Satanists are pretty cool,

828
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 3: like the actual actual Satanists, you know.

829
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Church of Satan rocks.

830
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Church of Satan, right because they're they're right now,

831
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 3: like uh, they're going to be like anyway, they're They're

832
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 3: like a cool activist organization that we agree like challenges,

833
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 3: you know, we agree.

834
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 2: Alson did you grow up going to church? Did your

835
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,280
Speaker 2: parents I go out there every Sunday?

836
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 5: Oh, they didn't drag me. I loved going.

837
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was like I would like read like in

838
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 6: multiple masses a week.

839
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: Oh it's the craziest.

840
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 6: I think the uh what's what's it called? Oh God?

841
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 6: One of the sacraments, you choose a saint.

842
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yesh, Confirmation, Confirmation, confirmation when you're fourteen, choose a

843
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 2: saint's name.

844
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: I was Luke Kurt Where were you?

845
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 3: Francis of a CCI classic Classic all the Animals?

846
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 6: I think I was Saint Jane, but it was that

847
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 6: or Saint Agnes who cut off her tits so men

848
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 6: wouldn't be attracted to anymore.

849
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I was like, all right.

850
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: Agnes, we've all been there.

851
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's probably a divorce a now reading erotic Satan fiction.

852
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: I thank you.

853
00:44:59,680 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 3: U.

854
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: I liked it. It was always fun.

855
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 2: It was a good time looking back at it, Yeah,

856
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 2: Confirmation is so weird. I actually, when I was going

857
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 2: to reconciliation, which is I believe the third sacrament maybe second,

858
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,879
Speaker 2: I was waiting in line, and the way that they

859
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 2: did it little my little church or whatever is there

860
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 2: was like five or six priests scattered around, all the

861
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 2: parents sitting in folding chairs, and then it was up

862
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 2: to the little kid, when you're seven or eight to

863
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 2: decide which priest. You wouldn't confess to it's confession. You

864
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,280
Speaker 2: say what you know, all your huge sins at seven

865
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 2: years old, Like, come on, yeah, I cheated on a

866
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 2: spelling test whatever it was. And this kid was siting

867
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 2: in front of me, and I was very nervous. I

868
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 2: was wearing my little blazer and whatever you wear, and

869
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 2: I had my hands, my fingers threaded and little prayer hands,

870
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 2: waiting to go up. And the kid in front of

871
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 2: me turns around and he sticks his thumb in his

872
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 2: fingers like a wiener that sticks it in the front

873
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 2: of his pants, and then wiggled it like out of

874
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 2: the penis thing out, bounced his eyebrows, and then turned

875
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 2: around and sat down the priest, And I honestly think

876
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 2: that was the moment I was like, all right, I'm

877
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 2: gonna have a career in comedy because that kid's the

878
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 2: greatest performer in this year of the world.

879
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, that kid is not a poser.

880
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 2: He's the real deal. Set a Satanists, All right, I

881
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 2: got one for y'all. This is from Dale Jong Wong

882
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 2: at Mashable.

883
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 6: Thank you, Dalehable.

884
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 2: This was sent in Kurt by so so so many

885
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 2: ban animals, but I saw mister no shoulders first, so

886
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 2: thank you, mister no shoulders.

887
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: Good Night's name man.

888
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 3: I imagine mister no shoulders would just have arms that

889
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 3: just shoot out.

890
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: They just shoot out. Has just come right out of

891
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 1: his neck.

892
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 2: Okay, great man stuffs live eel up is but to

893
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 2: cure constipation and almost dies.

894
00:46:58,840 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 1: This is a class.

895
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 3: This is sentim by maybe five hundreds Allison.

896
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: Did you see this one?

897
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 6: Well, this happens more often than you think.

898
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: You're not wrong.

899
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 6: People would put eels up their asses, and I'm pleased

900
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 6: this man survived.

901
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 3: But I would also like to say that if well,

902
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 3: we'll actually post the photograph when this episode comes out,

903
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 3: But go look at the image. You cannot take a

904
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 3: photo of an eel and have the title above it

905
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 3: and not make it look like the eel is reading

906
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,240
Speaker 3: the headline.

907
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: Act because they always have, because that's how they breathe.

908
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 3: They open their mouth, they open their mouth, so they're

909
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 3: always just like shocked, like what he did? What?

910
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 6: What?

911
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: I went?

912
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 2: Where?

913
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: Boy?

914
00:47:56,160 --> 00:48:00,040
Speaker 2: This is why you listen to them banana boys. A

915
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 2: man stuff's live. The opuspot to cure constipation almost does.

916
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: Despite there being various ways to treat constipation, I mean,

917
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 2: the list goes on and on. A man in China

918
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 2: opted for the most bizarre and hair raising quote unquote method,

919
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 2: inserting a live eel into his rectum, which nearly ended

920
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 2: up killing him. According to a report by the Global Times,

921
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 2: which we're hoping is real. Man definitely the universe time, Yeah, exactly.

922
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 2: A man from the city of I'm guessing Xingwa decided

923
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 2: that the best way to get his bowels moving again

924
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 2: was to stuff a seven point nine inch eel up

925
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 2: his ainus, a supposedly effective folk remedy for constipation that's

926
00:48:54,640 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 2: been often recommended to those living in this region. You know,

927
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 2: that is a strange, weird folk.

928
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 3: Thing because if you have, if you have something that

929
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 3: is stuck up your ainus, yes, the answer is never

930
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 3: to stick more stuff from yours.

931
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 2: Anybody who's ever gone a frisbee stuck in a tree

932
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 2: and thrown a nerve football at it and got that

933
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 2: stuck nose. The more stuff you throw up the tree,

934
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 2: the more stuff eventually something.

935
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 6: Especially if it's just a surprised animal.

936
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, let's never put all right, let's keep it

937
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 2: out of you know, it's an exit as expect. The

938
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 2: man's plant went completely sideways, bad writing. There's a joke

939
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 2: in there already in serches rect him decide to slither upward,

940
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 2: bite his colon, and then enter his abol went the distance.

941
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: It's the Prefontaine of body.

942
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 2: Incredibly, the man decided to wait, Kurt, how long after

943
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 2: you're constipated and let a livey up your butt? How

944
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 2: long would you wait to go to the emergency room?

945
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 3: Ten minutes, I'm gonna say, as soon as it bites

946
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 3: through my abdominal w So you have.

947
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: A live ye up your poop?

948
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 2: Shoot, how long do you wait to go to the

949
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 2: hospital when that doesn't come back out?

950
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 5: Probably an hour?

951
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:33,399
Speaker 2: Hour, hours, hours, living dangerously. This man waited over one

952
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 2: day before cut, finally consulting a doctor who finally worked

953
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 2: to remove the creature.

954
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: Also, eels are disgusting. Imagine what this doctor has to do.

955
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 2: If this doctor has to grab a live animal out,

956
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 2: it is probably dead.

957
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,879
Speaker 6: By that pay Yeah right, twenty four hours.

958
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 2: Twenty four hours the doctor who immediately worked to remove

959
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 2: the creature, still alive and slithering.

960
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 6: Snack on.

961
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, are amazing, amazing, they are very They're like

962
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 3: the goldfish of snakes.

963
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, think about it. So why When the man was

964
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 2: asked why he waited a day, the man said he

965
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 2: was too embarrassed.

966
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 1: By the time.

967
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 2: The doctor who performed the extraction told the media the

968
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 2: operation was done just in time to save the man's

969
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 2: life because there's a noted bacteria in the man's large intestines.

970
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 2: But as you were saying, Allison, it has happened before.

971
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,280
Speaker 2: While the freakish incident may have shocked many, a reader

972
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 2: or alson is the human faces of death. When you

973
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 2: work on Misery Index on season three with the Impractical Jokers,

974
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 2: you have faced death.

975
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 6: I have seen videos. There are videos of YouTube people dying,

976
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 6: and I've seen.

977
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: Them so many.

978
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,840
Speaker 2: Well, there's selfie videos of people taking selfies and falling

979
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:10,320
Speaker 2: off cliffs all over the inner clos terrible.

980
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: Oh my, not good, You're better off.

981
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,799
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, don't take a selfie and fall of a

982
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,839
Speaker 2: cliff stick an eel up your ass. You're gonna make

983
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 2: the Bananas podcast. In twenty twenty, another Chinese man, Wher's

984
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,439
Speaker 2: reported the same the same method to come to cure

985
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 2: his constipated bowels. Same thing, eel rip through the man's intestines. Guys,

986
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 2: there is a moral to this story. I won't read

987
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 2: the rest of it. If you're constipated, do not stick

988
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,240
Speaker 2: an eel up your butt.

989
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: Try other things. Try x slacks, it's hilarious. I don't know.

990
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: Try seed probiotics.

991
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:46,839
Speaker 2: One of our sponsors cottage cheese like self. The Satanists

992
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Speaker 2: then ride down there in a wheelchair with flames painted.

993
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Speaker 6: On the side, just a little Satanic yoga.

994
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 3: I do understand. I do understand the desperation though.

995
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 2: Okay, I am a person and who never gets constipated.

996
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 3: I never step four. However, when I had knee surgery

997
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 3: and then I was on like a bunch of opiates

998
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 3: after my knee surgery, after like two days of the opiates,

999
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 3: I was so constipated that I would have stuffed and

1000
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 3: kneel up my ass. Still, I stopped taking pain medication

1001
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 3: because I was, like, I simply can't. The constipation is

1002
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 3: worse than the pain of knee surgery.

1003
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: So I just stopped.

1004
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 3: Taking opiates because I couldn't deal with the consupation. So

1005
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 3: I understand consupation is like a true horror.

1006
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:40,280
Speaker 1: It sucks.

1007
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 3: But again I'm not I didn't go and get a kneel.

1008
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 2: And you're not suggesting to our lovely listeners to go

1009
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 2: out and stick an eel up their butt.

1010
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 3: No, but I understand where it came from.

1011
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:58,879
Speaker 2: Curtie give us a good one. But let's get into it.

1012
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 2: Here it is after dark. This is it's weird to

1013
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,760
Speaker 2: It's weird that it comes after that eel story.

1014
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 3: Not weird to me, but here it is UK's first rumpologist.

1015
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 3: Can tell your future from your bum What does your

1016
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 3: shape mean? This was sent in by Joey Dunn's Comb Dun.

1017
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:29,720
Speaker 3: I'll show you son. It was written by Amy Nickel.

1018
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 3: Here it is as I perched on the edge of

1019
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 3: the chair, bottom in the air, I nervously await my

1020
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 3: first ever boom reading. Inspired by the late great Jackie Stallone,

1021
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:45,319
Speaker 3: who pioneered the psychic art of rumpology, I've decided to

1022
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 3: have my buttocks read by Britain's first and only rumpologist,

1023
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 3: psychic Sam seems real. Jackie claim bomology dates back thousands

1024
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 3: of years and the practice involves examining the shapes, lines

1025
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 3: and fold as much as as well the energy a

1026
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 3: giving off. Uh here we go blah blah blah blah blah.

1027
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 3: It's just like how she does it.

1028
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: She crests.

1029
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 3: She requests clients where high cut undies. So for my reading,

1030
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:15,240
Speaker 3: I donoviera Bikitti pottams to give her a thorough glosp gop.

1031
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 3: I've never heard. That's so British. You never heard that

1032
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 3: in my life, gawp. Sticking to covid monce for my

1033
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 3: person inspection, there's no touching, a lot of looking and

1034
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 3: energy reading quote.

1035
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 1: My bum hasn't had this much attention since.

1036
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 3: The Crazy twenty fourteen.

1037
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1038
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 6: This just sounds like somebody scay.

1039
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody just likes looking at But yeah, so at this.

1040
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 6: Point, get paid for it.

1041
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 3: Point in the article I was where you guys were.

1042
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 3: Join me, see how your opinions changed.

1043
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: I'm up in minded, I'm up in butt SA, but

1044
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,359
Speaker 1: exit through the gift shop open, but we.

1045
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 2: Entwer through the gift shop. We're open butt on this podcast.

1046
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 3: First off, Sam tells me I have a heart shaped bum.

1047
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 3: This means that you trust easily. She says, I certainly do,

1048
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,880
Speaker 3: considering I married someone after knowing them for only three months.

1049
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 3: Your left cheek is the past and the right is

1050
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 3: the future, sam AD's. She then goes on to tell

1051
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 3: me she can see I have learnt the hard way

1052
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 3: how to deal with life, making some big mistakes along

1053
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 3: the way. That's a generic statement that's true for absolutely

1054
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 3: every human. That is also true. I divorced the aforementioned

1055
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 3: person just five months later. Luckily, my right cheek is

1056
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 3: saying the days of bad and wild men are over

1057
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 3: and I will meet the man in my dreams. On

1058
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 3: Decever eighteenth this year, I questioned.

1059
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: What about it's crazy? What you just said is the

1060
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: craziest part so far.

1061
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:51,359
Speaker 6: When the Deerfield Tests Festivalteber eighteen.

1062
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 5: December eighteen, Sorry.

1063
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: It's oh god, sorry cold? What date?

1064
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,359
Speaker 3: What date of what date did this come out? Let's

1065
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,040
Speaker 3: see what date this came out. This came out in

1066
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 3: October twenty third, twenty twenty, so you can find out

1067
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 3: if she's met the woman a man of her dreams

1068
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:10,840
Speaker 3: or I questioned the specificness of the date, but she

1069
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,280
Speaker 3: assures me that, just like on the TV show catchphrase,

1070
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 3: she simply says what she sees. Next, next, Sam says,

1071
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 3: here it is so interesting, ready, Scotty, Yeah, you recently

1072
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 3: found a watch. I'm also getting the name Paul right again.

1073
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 3: Two weeks previously, my friend Paul helped me clear out

1074
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 3: my house and found a watch. I had no idea

1075
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 3: who it belonged to, and was planning to take it

1076
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 3: to the charity shop. I'm in your brother, She says,

1077
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 3: your brother is here and he wants you to know

1078
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 3: that it's his watch. Sam ads my brother Martin died

1079
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 3: in twenty eighteen, and the shock prompts some uncontrollable sobbing quote.

1080
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 3: He wants you to know he's around you and that

1081
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 3: he visits his son every day. It feels comforting to

1082
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 3: believe for a moment that I could really want in

1083
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 3: contact with my brother, who I miss so dearly. Later

1084
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 3: in the reading, Sam correctly names my grand mother Elizabeth,

1085
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 3: and also is fairly insistent that the family cat who

1086
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 3: died when I was twenty has come to see me. Absolutely,

1087
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 3: the emotional turn has almost made me forget that I

1088
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 3: am not wearing any trousers.

1089
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I was about to get real boomed out.

1090
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 3: Yeah we're bringing it back, until Sam gently reminds me

1091
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 3: that our time is up and I can put them

1092
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 3: back on. I do not know for sure what ability

1093
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 3: Sam has, but she certainly could not have found out

1094
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 3: all those things about me by just by searching Google.

1095
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 3: So she's definitely got something. Either that or those of

1096
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 3: us with heart shaped bombs are rather gullible.

1097
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: Who doesn't want a heart shaped bomb?

1098
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 2: You want an apple bottom jeans, You want the boots

1099
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 2: with the fur, with the fur.

1100
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: Okay, U, Kurt, what is the most uh? What experience

1101
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 1: have you had?

1102
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 2: And Allison, you're coming up right after this where there

1103
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 2: was something beyond coincidence in your life? What has happened

1104
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 2: that would make you believe that there's something else, another

1105
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:02,440
Speaker 2: layer to this world?

1106
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 3: Oh well, another layer to this world. I feel like

1107
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:09,960
Speaker 3: I've always believed. But like with astrology and card.

1108
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well you don't go to psychics, but

1109
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 2: imagine you did what. I don't go to psychics.

1110
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 3: But you know something I do do is I do

1111
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 3: I do a quote unquote roll of the bones.

1112
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 1: I remember that with the Eaching long ago.

1113
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I do consult the Eaching when I have

1114
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 3: big decisions in my life.

1115
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:34,680
Speaker 2: Okay, explain what that is, because urban animals are believers.

1116
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 1: It is I don't know, I think a four thousand

1117
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 1: year old book. It's a.

1118
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's four thousand, it might be

1119
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 3: two thousand years old, very old, very ancient. Basically, there's

1120
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 3: a a system of I guess they're hexagrams. There are

1121
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 3: six lines, okay, and you essentially there's various ways of

1122
00:59:59,240 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 3: doing it.

1123
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 1: Used to be that you would roll bones.

1124
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 3: Now I have coins that my my buddy Steve Lee,

1125
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 3: who recently died, made. You choose them out and you

1126
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 3: either get a straight line, a broken line, a straight

1127
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 3: line transitioning to a broken line, or a broken line

1128
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 3: transitioning to a straight line, okay, and then you line

1129
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,439
Speaker 3: them up top to bottom, six lines, and then each

1130
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 3: of those like creates a you know, a little picture,

1131
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 3: and then you look that up and then that corresponds

1132
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 3: with essentially a poetry verse from this book.

1133
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: You know it.

1134
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 3: Honestly, what I think is it just it's a way

1135
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 3: to give you a perspective on a moment, you know

1136
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 3: what I mean. I don't think that it's do you

1137
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 3: know what I mean? The idea behind it is, of

1138
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 3: course that like and I do think that this bears

1139
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 3: out when you get down to like the quantum level.

1140
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 3: Is that like the act of choosing, like all of

1141
01:00:56,440 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 3: the individual Yeah, the act of choosing that we're all

1142
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 3: everything is connected, like the every little molecule in the

1143
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 3: universe is connected in some way, and so by choosing

1144
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 3: these these symbols, it actually is giving you something truthful

1145
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 3: that is connected to the moment that you're in. That's

1146
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 3: one way of seeing it, which I do think bears

1147
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,720
Speaker 3: out by quantum physics. But Okay, what I actually just

1148
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 3: think is that it's a nice perspective on a moment,

1149
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 3: and any perspective on a moment allows you to view

1150
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 3: a moment from it's something outside of your own POV.

1151
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 1: And I think that love that as that was on

1152
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 1: the cruise. Have you ever been to a psychic?

1153
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 5: Oh yes, well I.

1154
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 6: What Kurt just said made me think of like just

1155
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 6: how small the world is, and that we have, you know,

1156
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,920
Speaker 6: a shout out mutual friend Tony Tompkins.

1157
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 5: Today we have we know the same people Blah.

1158
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 2: Blah blah's buddy boy when her Tony will be there

1159
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 2: a good friend.

1160
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 6: And mister chip awaf falls love it amazing. Yeah, so

1161
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 6: that's like a small cuinky dik. But I used to

1162
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 6: go not to like the same psychic, But I did

1163
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 6: go to a psychic once who was like, I see

1164
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 6: Drew Carrey.

1165
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 5: In your future. I don't know what that means. No,

1166
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 5: I've told you this. Oh yeah, And I was like, oh,

1167
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 5: this was when he just started doing prices right.

1168
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 2: It was very bad when he first started, was not

1169
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 2: Bob Barker was so good at the present right that

1170
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 2: Drew Carrey had big old shoes to fill.

1171
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 6: But the psychic, I think I was just like, oh,

1172
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 6: I do comedy like you tell your hurt a little

1173
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:43,240
Speaker 6: bit about yourself in the beginning.

1174
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why.

1175
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 5: I just see Drew Carrey.

1176
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 6: Cuarly. A few months later, Scotty and I were at

1177
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 6: a party at his house and I threw up in

1178
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 6: his bushes.

1179
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 1: Four minutes of showing up. Really would like you guys

1180
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,480
Speaker 1: were just just drinking a lot beforehand.

1181
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 5: I had an I guess my sea legs weren't working.

1182
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 2: We walked into a party at Drew Carrey's house, who

1183
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 2: is a very nice.

1184
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: Man of very nice. I'm sure he remembers he might

1185
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 1: remember this.

1186
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 2: And we go in and it was a friend of

1187
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 2: ours fortieth birthday party, and our friend of ours was

1188
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 2: stand up and the guy was singing I Will Always

1189
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 2: love you, the Whitney Houston rendition of the Dolly Parton

1190
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 2: rendition and we alson and I went and started drinking,

1191
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 2: started eating all the free food.

1192
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,960
Speaker 1: Maybe we became enhanced another ways.

1193
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, we got Drew carried away.

1194
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 1: He Drew loves to get carried away. He does it

1195
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:54,920
Speaker 1: does this new thing.

1196
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 2: So Alison and I are on the top of Mulholland Drive.

1197
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 2: We're drinking red wine line, We're browing out. We're telling

1198
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 2: each other what we love about each other.

1199
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 6: That yeah, punching each other in the arm after every

1200
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,240
Speaker 6: nice thing we said.

1201
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,959
Speaker 2: So we're sitting around the pool earlier, and like I said,

1202
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 2: you know, we're slightly enhanced. And there was a nice

1203
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 2: woman that I had never talked to before, and I

1204
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 2: was telling her that she's doing great and then the

1205
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:23,680
Speaker 2: guys in the city don't understand her and that she

1206
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 2: has a lot to offer, and she was crying so

1207
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 2: hard as I was giving her compliments.

1208
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:33,360
Speaker 1: It was like it was Tony Robbins. And I didn't

1209
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 1: mean to do it.

1210
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:37,440
Speaker 5: I was just to make her walk on hot coals.

1211
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:41,000
Speaker 2: Did make her walk on hot calls. And then Alan I,

1212
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 2: Alison and I are sitting in this nook under the

1213
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 2: State and we are telling each other.

1214
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:51,440
Speaker 1: How much we like each other.

1215
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 2: And the greatest secrets, our greatest secrets and how much

1216
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 2: I like her now husband probably then boyfriend, and.

1217
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 1: And we were I don't know if but yeah yeah

1218
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 1: maybe not.

1219
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:05,680
Speaker 2: And we were going hard in the paint on several

1220
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 2: substances and uh really bonded.

1221
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 1: And then Drew Kie Alison, you can take it from here.

1222
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 6: Drew Carrey comes downstairs and it's like, Hi, everyone else

1223
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 6: is gone, we please leave my house.

1224
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,959
Speaker 5: And we were like, oh, I'm sorry, I thought people

1225
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 5: are ye.

1226
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 6: All we did was just apologize, like as he walked

1227
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:33,479
Speaker 6: us out to his gate.

1228
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:37,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, like thirty apologies, like Drew, thanks for the party, Jui,

1229
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 2: everybody else is gone.

1230
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,480
Speaker 1: You guys gotta go home right now?

1231
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, Cleveland rocks, like we gotta go.

1232
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,000
Speaker 2: So Alison and I at like three am and it

1233
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 2: was like a who's who and we are still having

1234
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 2: a time.

1235
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 1: We walk out And then.

1236
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:56,320
Speaker 2: When you're on for the non la n's, when you're

1237
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:58,320
Speaker 2: on the top of them all haul and drive, your

1238
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:03,320
Speaker 2: cell phone does not work and mile work walk to anywhere.

1239
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:07,560
Speaker 5: His the remote to closing his gateworks because he just

1240
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:09,320
Speaker 5: clicked and.

1241
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 6: Does we wave goodbybe We're like, thank you so much.

1242
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.

1243
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 1: Now we were drinking and we were enhanced.

1244
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:21,480
Speaker 5: We were thinking about universal truth.

1245
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,960
Speaker 1: We were going deep into what is And now you're

1246
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 1: like walking.

1247
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 3: You're like walking along mulhalland drive and.

1248
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:31,200
Speaker 2: Curtie b Who do we see in a car texting?

1249
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:35,400
Speaker 2: But the girl about five hours earlier, I was telling

1250
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 2: that nobody understands that is so much better than the

1251
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 2: guys in LA thinks she is.

1252
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 1: And I walk up to her and you thank god

1253
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 1: Alison was with me. I knock on the windom, I'm

1254
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,320
Speaker 1: like hey, and she's like hey, like can you give

1255
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:51,880
Speaker 1: us a ride? We're stranded, and she goes absolutely mind you.

1256
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 5: She was the only person that saw me throw up.

1257
01:06:55,560 --> 01:07:00,680
Speaker 6: Yeah aside, Yeah, she was like, hey, I saw you

1258
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:02,760
Speaker 6: throw up, and like, I'm not going to tell anyone,

1259
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:04,080
Speaker 6: but I was like cool.

1260
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:11,080
Speaker 2: And she drove us to a gas station in Hollywood, Hollywood,

1261
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,520
Speaker 2: and we took Uber's and win her separate ways. But yes,

1262
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 2: we got kicked out of Drew Carrey's house by Drew Carrey,

1263
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 2: who was so scared that there were still people in

1264
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:20,959
Speaker 2: his home.

1265
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 1: And then we were like thanks Drew, great party. Drew

1266
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 1: loved to be here.

1267
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 6: Really had no idea, like I just thought people were upstairs. Whoa.

1268
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 2: We felt the party was rock and it turned out

1269
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,240
Speaker 2: four hours later, nobody's in the house and.

1270
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 1: We're just having the time of our lives. Said so much.

1271
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:40,480
Speaker 1: I love that story.

1272
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 2: I once went, probably in a very similar situation to

1273
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 2: you guys, once went to Drew Carrey's house. I saw you, Lauren,

1274
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:49,520
Speaker 2: and I, oh, this was the same party, Gabriel, No

1275
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 2: different party, Gabris is there.

1276
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a fun party.

1277
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 3: I remember getting there and uh, he was very nice.

1278
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 1: I don't nice at all.

1279
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:00,600
Speaker 3: I was provided by someone to be like Drew carry

1280
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:05,240
Speaker 3: wants people to come over, so come over. And I

1281
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 3: come over and he's like, hello, Hi, how are you?

1282
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,280
Speaker 3: And I'm like great, Hey, thank you so much for

1283
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,400
Speaker 3: the party. He's like, wonderful. Would you like to see

1284
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:17,160
Speaker 3: my special room? And I was just like okay, yes,

1285
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:25,400
Speaker 3: And then Lauren and I and Drew Carrey just walk

1286
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:29,640
Speaker 3: up into like we go out from the party, go

1287
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 3: up like a staircase, and then we go into a

1288
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,920
Speaker 3: special room and the whole room is covered in like

1289
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 3: long fur on like the ground.

1290
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:39,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1291
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:43,720
Speaker 3: It's almost like yeah, yeah, but like long, it's like

1292
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 3: really long, longer than astro shat. We sit down and

1293
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 3: it's like a half ceiling, so you have to kind

1294
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 3: of crawl on your hands and knees. So then we

1295
01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:54,120
Speaker 3: crawl on our hands and knees and we sit down

1296
01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:56,360
Speaker 3: and he's like, so this is my special room. And

1297
01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 3: I was just like, what the fuck we're going to

1298
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,360
Speaker 3: Like we sat there and we're like, this is very nice,

1299
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 3: special room. We all sat like a different corner of

1300
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:14,000
Speaker 3: the room, and then it was like a minute went

1301
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,680
Speaker 3: by and then he's like okay, and then we just

1302
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 3: walked out of that room because it's like a room

1303
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:20,759
Speaker 3: that doesn't have anything.

1304
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:21,599
Speaker 1: There's no furniture.

1305
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:24,479
Speaker 3: It's like maybe eight by eight. It's just like a square.

1306
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,800
Speaker 3: I didn't I didn't know what was going to happen

1307
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,519
Speaker 3: or what was anticipated to happen.

1308
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:30,920
Speaker 1: We liked that guy.

1309
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:34,360
Speaker 2: We liked Drew carries in the world where you don't

1310
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:37,040
Speaker 2: want to meet people and also like it's like don't

1311
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,160
Speaker 2: meet your heroes or whatever. True Carrey is a great

1312
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:41,439
Speaker 2: comic when we were all young people and coming up,

1313
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:43,800
Speaker 2: But then you go like, who are Drew is the

1314
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:49,439
Speaker 2: nicest guy, like so nice and such a hospitable sweet man.

1315
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,040
Speaker 2: He'll never hear this podcast.

1316
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:54,160
Speaker 6: So it's a okay, but no one's nicer to me

1317
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:56,800
Speaker 6: than kicking me out of it was.

1318
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,519
Speaker 1: So gentle he probably had to do prices right in

1319
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:08,679
Speaker 1: the morning. Well we did it again. We did it again.

1320
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:10,000
Speaker 1: We did a long one this time.

1321
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:15,919
Speaker 2: It's been after dark. Baby boy b a day. Allison,

1322
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:17,600
Speaker 2: thanks for coming on, Bananas.

1323
01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:19,200
Speaker 6: Thank you so much for having me.

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Speaker 2: Let's plug some of your social media. Where do people

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Speaker 2: look at you?

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Speaker 6: Oh you can see my boat portraits at tank Dog.

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Speaker 1: Check out her butt, give us like a greading a tank.

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Speaker 5: Oh I do have a picture of.

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Speaker 6: My butt because I fell on my butt and it

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Speaker 6: bruised like Australia crazy.

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Speaker 1: It was a crazy bruise, one of many.

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Speaker 3: That rainy London that you fell.

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Speaker 5: No, that was on that was by the water park,

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Speaker 5: on the ship. But I get bruises.

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Speaker 6: Everywhere I go.

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Speaker 1: With us everywhere. Oh yeah that.

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Speaker 5: Alson builds on Twitter, but I never tweet.

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Speaker 6: So yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also Fields and Taint Dog. Go find Taint Dog.

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Speaker 3: Taint Dog's fun and funny. Thank you, Alison, Thank you

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Speaker 3: to everyone and exactly right. Thank you to Katie Larne, producer.

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Speaker 3: Thank you to Lisa Maggott, our intern. Thank you to

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Speaker 3: George and Caring.

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Speaker 2: The Benevolent Overlord, so we love so much. Buy your

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Speaker 2: tickets for a mini tour. It's only five dates or

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Speaker 2: so when they're selling out fast, and we're gonna come

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Speaker 2: hang out with you in your town. We're gonna give

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Speaker 2: consensual handshakes, consensual hugs, and as many photos as you

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Speaker 2: want to take. Kurdieb Bu no nus. This has been

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Speaker 2: an exactly right production.

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Speaker 3: Produced and engineered by Kate, the.

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Speaker 1: Music by Kahan, and all of our artwork is done

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Speaker 1: by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 2: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 2: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast,

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Speaker 3: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 2: And if you're interested in advertising on Bananas, please email

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Speaker 2: us at thee Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 2: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.