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Speaker 1: go steady. Why haven't your head? There's a virus out

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Speaker 1: there running around and I'm not talking about the clap. No,

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Speaker 1: that's penicillin for that. Why it's the cough. That's right,

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Speaker 1: there's a pandemic. Sock cops have been bought it up

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Speaker 1: for over a year. Now, put your news boy cap

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Speaker 1: back on the rack and shine those dancing shoes later.

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Speaker 1: We can't go out anywhere right now, so you'll just

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Speaker 1: have to sit back and listen to another round of

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Speaker 1: crazy COVID stories on The Jewel Show with what ya

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Speaker 1: gotta be COVID in me? Thank you for joining in

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Speaker 1: and not I appreciate that. Just the Jewel Show. And yes,

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Speaker 1: there are a bunch of weird COVID stories that you

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Speaker 1: might have missed, and we're gonna go over with them

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Speaker 1: right now with another round of I'm not gonna do

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Speaker 1: it just yet because I just did it a second ago. Shure,

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Speaker 1: it's very night. You gotta be COVID me. Thanks Alex Yea.

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Speaker 1: All right, here's a story that you might have missed.

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Speaker 1: Also a good thing for just local city men management

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Speaker 1: to take note of. There was some serious traffic at

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Speaker 1: a COVID vaccine site in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina. So

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Speaker 1: the mayor called the best expert at handling long drive

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Speaker 1: through lines that he could think of. You have any ideas? Who?

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Speaker 1: He called McDonald's. Yeah, I was gonna say McDonalds, no ceo. No,

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Speaker 1: he called the manager of the local Chick fil A.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, perfect sense. They get like two hundred cars

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Speaker 1: through that drive through in about thirteen minutes. Yeah, it's insane.

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Speaker 1: They are impressive. And the manager of that Chick fil

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Speaker 1: A actually came out and helped them do a better

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Speaker 1: job at getting the line moving. It did work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I'm sure now maybe they'll get a job as

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Speaker 1: the city's traffic before sir, what's the traffic person called for?

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Speaker 1: The city motivator? Traffic motivator. I think that's I think

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Speaker 1: that's it. So it actually did help out, which is

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Speaker 1: hilarious because you know, government's city government's local governments have

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Speaker 1: all these engineers who try to figure out how to

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Speaker 1: get traffic moving correctly, and they're like, why don't we

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Speaker 1: just call gym down there at the Chick fil a.

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Speaker 1: He kind of knows what he's doing because they always

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Speaker 1: have a line around the block, and he helped him out.

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Speaker 1: They have a whole training on it, a check FLA.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah. Also, here's another story that I'll have

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Speaker 1: you saying, what you gotta be COVID and me. That

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Speaker 1: was the best one we've ever done, because there's a

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Speaker 1: growing black market for COVID vaccine. Really yeah, that's one.

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Speaker 1: Cybersecurity expert says there's been at least a four percent

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Speaker 1: increase in the number of ads posted on the vaccine's

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Speaker 1: cost anywhere from five hundred to one thousand dollars. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, syringe. I guess how do you even verify

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Speaker 1: that you're getting the vaccine? No? Right, you're on the

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Speaker 1: dark Web searching around for all sorts of things, and

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Speaker 1: you're like, oh, well, why don't I just grab a

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Speaker 1: COVID vaccine too while I'm at it? Yeah? Yeah, whoever

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Speaker 1: does that is mentally ill. Definitely like gonna be meth

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Speaker 1: or something in the vaccine. Before you know it, you're

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Speaker 1: in an alley somewhere just begging people for the COVID vaccine, vaccine, vaccine.

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Speaker 1: I'll do anything for some vaccine. Here's another story that

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Speaker 1: you might have missed about COVID that I'll have you saying,

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Speaker 1: what you gotta be covid in me? If you think

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Speaker 1: the nasal swab COVID test is invasive because they put

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Speaker 1: that thing all the way evasive, well look out because

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Speaker 1: in Beijing, China, some hospitals have started doing a different

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Speaker 1: technique and using rectal swabs for COVID tests. Why that's

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Speaker 1: more they just like it. They just like it where

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Speaker 1: they're like, I had stop sticking things on my nose,

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Speaker 1: put it where I like it. I guess that can

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Speaker 1: give you more accurate results. Really, yeah, that's what they say.

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Speaker 1: They find that out though, probably having fun, Like you know,

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Speaker 1: they're in a lab and they're like, you know what

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Speaker 1: we could do with this right now? Nobody's looking. And

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Speaker 1: then they're scientists, so they're curious, like why don't we

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Speaker 1: actually test that and say like, well, the results were amazing.

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Speaker 1: All right. Here's another story that I'll have you saying, what,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, you gotta be COVID in me? I didn't

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Speaker 1: excuse me that one. Thats it up a little bit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the family of an eighty five year old woman in

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Speaker 1: northern Spain thought she died from COVID. So they thought,

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Speaker 1: days later. Why yeah, that's so cool. It turns out

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Speaker 1: the hospital and mixed up the names, so they thought

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Speaker 1: that she had died because the hospital screwed up. And

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Speaker 1: I guess she was just wandering around like, well, this

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Speaker 1: is I'm not dad? Why it pictures up around here?

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Speaker 1: I'm here to get my room. My name's Gladys. No

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Speaker 1: you're not. I'm home from the hospital. What are you talking?

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Speaker 1: That's who I am. I just want to go lad out. Well,

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Speaker 1: you should be laying down your dad right here? No,

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Speaker 1: your dad? All right? That was another round of crazy

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Speaker 1: COVID stories that you might not have heard yet, but

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Speaker 1: now you've heard them because we just did what. You

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