Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas
Speaker 2: in a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.
Speaker 3: Oh hi to Camorrah Judge, how are you? I'm just lovely.
Speaker 2: You know, it's been one of those mornings where you're
Speaker 2: running around like a maniac. Doves. Dove is very vocal
Speaker 2: when she's unhappy with something.
Speaker 3: Oh gee, I wonder where she gets up from.
Speaker 2: Well, I watched this thing about I don't know. It
Speaker 2: was on my Explorer page, which I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't appreciate being bullied by my Explorer page, and it
Speaker 2: was how to deal with people who think they're always right.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I might have sent that to you, So
Speaker 2: I wanted to give you some tips and tricks on
Speaker 2: how to manage me. So apparently what you cannot do
Speaker 2: is try to like, say you're wrong. If you say
Speaker 2: you're wrong to a person that always thinks the right.
Speaker 2: If you say you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong, that
Speaker 2: person will always double down.
Speaker 4: Well, in case you haven't noticed, I actually know that.
Speaker 4: So sometimes I'm like, okay, okay, we'll see.
Speaker 5: So that's what they said you do.
Speaker 2: They said that you meet them at their level and
Speaker 2: you say, okay, you could be right, but let's see
Speaker 2: how this plays out, and then that makes the conversation end.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's a lot of housewives that could
Speaker 2: listen to this.
Speaker 4: I'm just really happy that you're coming to me and
Speaker 4: telling me the tools I need to deal with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I mean that's a good friend.
Speaker 4: I mean I'd rather have that than having to take
Speaker 4: allen on classes to deal with my other friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the right saying. I'm like, listen, I want
Speaker 2: to be completely transparent with you. If I'm getting a
Speaker 2: little at a hand.
Speaker 3: I recognize this in myself. Oh that's good. That's the
Speaker 3: first step, first step to knowing it all. Yep. Oh,
Speaker 3: jeepers well, cheapers, creepers well, Harry, Are I am in
Speaker 3: big Bear? And you know, like I am in Big Bear?
Speaker 4: I wake up around seven o'clock and then I get
Speaker 4: my coffee, I read my emails.
Speaker 3: And that's all I do.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm on day two of drinking coffee, so now
Speaker 2: I'm all hyped up again.
Speaker 3: This is my second cup today.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, you're gonna have to take a bath
Speaker 2: and break. I know I have the jitters a little bit. Well,
Speaker 2: I probably should have had a little coffee before watching
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3: To stay awake. Whoo, it was it doozy.
Speaker 5: Let's see if we can bring more energy to this episode.
Speaker 3: Okay, we have episode.
Speaker 4: Actually two cups of coffee for this podcast because Beverly Hills.
Speaker 4: You know, this is the thing about Beverly Hills, so
Speaker 4: their ratians are still really good and from in the
Speaker 4: reunion I hear is a three parter, which I don't
Speaker 4: understand because I've heard a lot of people say that
Speaker 4: it was a snooze best and I think it has
Speaker 4: to do with the ratings being so hi they just
Speaker 4: keep it rolling.
Speaker 2: Here's my thought process on someone who was on seasons
Speaker 2: of Beverly Hills when people said this is snoozy or
Speaker 2: blah bla blah, let's blame this person or this or
Speaker 2: that or whatever. I truly believe if you solely watch
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills and not all the other franchises, you're gonna
Speaker 2: love it because of the lifestyle and the ridiculous clothing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do think they're spending money on. Yes, I
Speaker 4: do think they watch it for the lifestyle. It's not
Speaker 4: necessarily the drama like they do other shows, but they
Speaker 4: just want to see what they're wearing, where they're going.
Speaker 3: Like you said, I'm cracking up.
Speaker 5: One of our producers just said, you were describing my mom.
Speaker 2: About what about why they she watches Real Housewives of
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I still enjoy it, but as a podcaster,
Speaker 4: might I agree? They make it really difficult for us
Speaker 4: to talk about anything because nothing's going on.
Speaker 2: Well, we start off with Sudden being emotional thinking about
Speaker 2: spreading Merc's ashes. This is symbolic of a big part
Speaker 2: of her life and the anger she's trapped inside that
Speaker 2: needs to come out. Sutton throws his ashes, well, tries
Speaker 2: to throw his ashes into the ocean.
Speaker 3: The wind picks up and.
Speaker 2: Merse blows into all the women's faces and bodies and
Speaker 2: all over.
Speaker 3: God, could you imagine? Could you actually imagine? And by
Speaker 3: the way, when you throw ashes, would you not check
Speaker 3: the wind? Does? Does merce want to be in Garcel's purse?
Speaker 3: I mean, what is going on? Wouldn't he rather be
Speaker 3: floating in the ocean? Listen?
Speaker 2: I feel like merce would have been a Housewives fan
Speaker 2: from what from some of the pictures I've seen, I
Speaker 2: feel like he'd be fine to be a part of
Speaker 2: the Housewives franchise. Body parts, but I could have used
Speaker 2: without saying there's a chunk of teeth.
Speaker 3: I really could have done without that part. You looked
Speaker 3: at ashes, yes, well, I mean of animal probably. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's there's a lot of chunks in there that look
Speaker 3: like teeth.
Speaker 4: It's it's chunky, it's not ashy. I don't know why
Speaker 4: they call them ashes because it's chunky sommersion, the persh
Speaker 4: there's no longer on the purshes and should have been
Speaker 4: in a hearse and it's a purse garcls.
Speaker 2: I mean Crystal's face when she like goes to like
Speaker 2: run away from the ashes, I mean it was a lot.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine getting that in your mouth?
Speaker 5: Yeah, But we're learning a lot more about Sutton's marriage.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering something because now what are we three seasons
Speaker 2: into Sutton? She's sharing way more about her marriage, and
Speaker 2: and I love it. I do too, but I'm wondering,
Speaker 2: did like maybe she got do you think at the
Speaker 2: beginning maybe she thought that they were going to reconcile,
Speaker 2: and so she didn't want to say anything about it.
Speaker 3: But now she's just like it.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to give all the like because she really
Speaker 2: barely talked about it before.
Speaker 4: I think sometimes it takes certain housewives a few seasons
Speaker 4: to really understand things and to be feel more comfortable,
Speaker 4: to be more vocal.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I know nothing about her marriage to Christian, but it
Speaker 4: sounds like it wasn't a divorce that she wanted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she kind of said that she wasn't expecting it
Speaker 2: and she just got the paper. He said, you know,
Speaker 2: you need to hire a lawyer. I mean, that was
Speaker 2: nice of him to at least give her that heads
Speaker 2: up there.
Speaker 4: I mean, I haven't been in a divorce I didn't want.
Speaker 4: I've always been the one initiated.
Speaker 3: I'm really hoping that a tribal brag. It is humble brag. All.
Speaker 2: Well, these women are letting go of something. Let's do
Speaker 2: a dramatic read of all the things they're letting go of.
Speaker 3: Okay, would you like to go first or second? Garcel
Speaker 3: is letting go of feeling alone. I have to laugh
Speaker 3: at this one.
Speaker 5: Crystal says, she's letting all of her brother who's moving
Speaker 5: away forever okay.
Speaker 3: And Marie says she has a lot of work left
Speaker 3: to do to be happy.
Speaker 2: Dree says she's not sure if she can really let
Speaker 2: this go one hundred percent, but she's going to try
Speaker 2: to leave her PTSD.
Speaker 3: Here, Erica is letting go of all the hurt from
Speaker 3: the last two and a half years, meaning between the
Speaker 3: other women.
Speaker 4: The other women, Yeah, that's the key part, like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, that was a good housewife move. Say something
Speaker 4: that you're going to carry on to another scene that's
Speaker 4: thinking ten steps ahead and probably actually really true, because
Speaker 4: I really think that that Erica is waiting for them
Speaker 4: to say I'm sorry or you know, or it's like
Speaker 4: I told you so, I told you so everybody, but everybody's.
Speaker 3: Like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good. Well, I
Speaker 3: hate to break it to her.
Speaker 2: I think the only one that's going to apologize is
Speaker 2: the one we saw in this episode, which is kristaal
Speaker 2: But then I'm that we will then see Crystal double
Speaker 2: down and a confessional at some point and just say
Speaker 2: that the apology was well, we actually already saw it
Speaker 2: in the press that she's gonna come for something about
Speaker 2: you know she was on e saying that it really
Speaker 2: heats up at the reunion, regarding that we shall see.
Speaker 2: We shall see Kyle is letting go of the guilt
Speaker 2: of thinking that she could have done something different with
Speaker 2: her friend who passed away, her sister and the group.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's got to be hard. That's got to
Speaker 3: be a lot to carry. Now, Teddy, I'm gonna ask
Speaker 3: you a question, what are you letting go? In twenty
Speaker 3: twenty four?
Speaker 5: I'm saying, I think I'm letting go of.
Speaker 2: Always being right, and then I'm gonna go grab it
Speaker 2: again when nobody's looking.
Speaker 4: Okay, well me personally, I'm letting go of the trace avegas.
Speaker 3: See you later, bitches. Oh well, then we get to
Speaker 3: the apology.
Speaker 6: Crystal apologizes to Erica as a yes. As Crystal apologizes
Speaker 6: to Erica for contributing to her pain, Eric appreciates that
Speaker 6: Crystal is taking the time to acknowledge that she hurt her.
Speaker 6: Erica says she would have preferred the women to sit
Speaker 6: down and apologize to her.
Speaker 2: She thinks she needs to stop looking for an apology.
Speaker 2: You are correct, Erica, Really, I really.
Speaker 4: Really do think she's looking for I told you some moment,
Speaker 4: and the ladies aren't reacting no, because they're I.
Speaker 2: Think you can see both sides of this. You can
Speaker 2: see why Erica is hurt. She went through the hardest
Speaker 2: thing in her life. But they are still the women
Speaker 2: are still thinking about all the things that we read
Speaker 2: in the press, all the unknowns and I mean stuff is.
Speaker 3: Still out there.
Speaker 2: But Erica, going from last episode talking about foreign affairs
Speaker 2: to this episode teaching the women gay lingo, I feel
Speaker 2: like she's the real woman of the world, Like she.
Speaker 3: Knows all of the thing. If somebody knows everything, it's Erica. Yeah,
Speaker 3: to agree with that. And do you like a bear? Yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: I could like a bear as long as he goes
Speaker 3: as I thought. You're gonna say money.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that too. I've never gone after money, so
Speaker 4: you don't say never ever knew.
Speaker 3: It's never been my thing.
Speaker 2: Then Anna Marie asked Sutton if she would get married
Speaker 2: if she found the man of her dreams.
Speaker 3: Sutton says no.
Speaker 2: Well, clearly she's already told us she's never never wants
Speaker 2: to get married again because she wants to continue getting
Speaker 2: that money.
Speaker 5: She wants to keep getting that bank Christian, I don't, yeah,
Speaker 5: but I.
Speaker 4: Think if she really I think she has a lot
Speaker 4: of money, but I think if she finds somebody that
Speaker 4: she really cares about.
Speaker 3: You know, you always change your mind.
Speaker 2: By the way, I didn't say that of me, just
Speaker 2: assuming it. She said it in a confessional.
Speaker 3: I know, but I don't believe it.
Speaker 4: I think you always want to find your true happiness
Speaker 4: and if you do find that one person, you want
Speaker 4: to get married.
Speaker 3: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: She may just want a life partner and live with
Speaker 2: endless funds. Okay, that too that Oh look, look, you're
Speaker 2: following the rules that I give you at the beginning
Speaker 2: of the pod.
Speaker 3: I'm always being right. Yeah, that works. Well.
Speaker 2: I guess we can see in the next you know,
Speaker 2: ten to fifteen years what happens and if her what
Speaker 2: is what's the person called her matchmaker finds her someone?
Speaker 2: Because so far the clips of that guys looking a
Speaker 2: little reflectility all rough making.
Speaker 3: What the purse jokes?
Speaker 5: I was like, now we only joke about purses, is mersed?
Speaker 3: We can't be talking about Chanel or Gucci. Your well, oh,
Speaker 3: Eddie would have no clue to what anything is.
Speaker 5: And he knows what that Chanelle is?
Speaker 3: A bag? Yeah, he knows that.
Speaker 2: Then Garcela says she doesn't need the papers and she
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to have to split everything with someone after
Speaker 2: she's worked so hard. She says she never knows what
Speaker 2: papers we are actually signing. Kyle says she just signs
Speaker 2: the documents since MO deals with everything. Erica says, it's
Speaker 2: okay to trust your husband, but that's how she got
Speaker 2: in trouble. Are you guilty of signing things without Yeah,
Speaker 2: I signed something yesterday. The only thing I've signed is
Speaker 2: credit card receipts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now, I uh yeah, I definitely do that. But
Speaker 4: I trust my husband.
Speaker 2: I mean I trust mine too, but we do do
Speaker 2: every you know, our finances are separate, so there's only
Speaker 2: ours are together, so so there's a difference. So I
Speaker 2: definitely have and I have somebody that reads over I mean,
Speaker 2: everything that I signed, because I I know this may
Speaker 2: be a shock to you guys.
Speaker 3: I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Speaker 4: I'm so't so, so.
Speaker 2: I may need another set of eyes to make sure
Speaker 2: I'm not signing my life away regardless of what it is.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Then Erica says it's been a long time since she
Speaker 2: felt relaxed on a trip, and last year's trip was horrible.
Speaker 2: Erica says she felt mischaracterized and misunderstood with the group.
Speaker 2: When her appeal was reversed, no one acknowledged they were wrong.
Speaker 2: Sutton toasts to Erica, saying although some of them didn't
Speaker 2: receive invitations to her show, she congratulates her on her residency.
Speaker 2: Erica says she was totally She's totally invited. Was was
Speaker 2: Suttence dig necessary at that moment?
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't necessary. But is it ever necessary?
Speaker 2: I mean, I felt like, I you know, I was
Speaker 2: a little bit shocked that Erica didn't want the women
Speaker 2: there who have been questioning her every move for the
Speaker 2: last two plus years.
Speaker 5: But I also, I mean not to do a humble
Speaker 5: brag myself.
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 2: We got the invitation, you did, I know, I remember
Speaker 2: I seen it, the big the arrival, all the things.
Speaker 4: Back to Sutton's Mary like her ex husband, did you
Speaker 4: always go for guys with money?
Speaker 3: No, my first.
Speaker 2: Husband, we I mean we lived in a one bedroom
Speaker 2: apartment and.
Speaker 3: Did ed have money when you got married? He had money,
Speaker 3: but not like this kind of money. Yeah, that's how
Speaker 3: I was. I'm not saying like I broteated broke guys.
Speaker 4: I actually had a really rich boyfriend when I was
Speaker 4: in my twenties, very very rich owned.
Speaker 3: Athen's Disposal. Oh yeah, very very very big company. And
Speaker 3: then Eddie worked for law firm when I met him,
Speaker 3: and then and then.
Speaker 4: Look at us now we have a very profitable city business.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean, I think girls, girls, you don't
Speaker 4: have to marry money.
Speaker 3: You can make it together.
Speaker 2: You can make it together, and you can also if
Speaker 2: you're not going to keep your money together, you can
Speaker 2: make it on your own. But inspire each other to
Speaker 2: make more money, I think, especially if there's a power
Speaker 2: dynamics struggle. So like I mean when I stopped working
Speaker 2: when I married Edwin because I got pregnant, I couldn't
Speaker 2: ride horses. There was that definite like shit, I don't
Speaker 2: know how to do this because our relationship has now
Speaker 2: changed and I have to I feel like I have
Speaker 2: to ask him permission to do things, even though I didn't.
Speaker 2: I just put that on myself and it created a
Speaker 2: weird strain in our marriage. So which is why I
Speaker 2: went back to working and figuring all things out, because
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't I don't want to feel
Speaker 2: like I have to justify getting my man.
Speaker 4: So, I mean, I know you have little kids and everything,
Speaker 4: but don't you feel like when you're not working, you're like,
Speaker 4: my mind gets destructive, Like I have to be doing
Speaker 4: something all the time, and shopping's not it, Like I
Speaker 4: have to be involved in something.
Speaker 2: Something that's not in our rundown that I think needs
Speaker 2: a moment to discusses.
Speaker 3: Is the group dance.
Speaker 4: And how I wasn't even good enough to be it
Speaker 4: was a flashback. It wasn't even good enough the practicing.
Speaker 2: The practicing or the dance itself is it didn't even
Speaker 2: make it into our rundown, which means you guys didn't
Speaker 2: think enough of it to even have us recap. But
Speaker 2: Dreid saying she couldn't do the dance because of her
Speaker 2: dress and shoes when she knew good and well prior
Speaker 2: she was going she was doing the dance.
Speaker 3: I mean, I hat Kyle wearing orange when she was
Speaker 3: supposed to wear red. I mean, this could be a
Speaker 3: major drama breaking out.
Speaker 4: Well it is because I feel like Kyle's always been
Speaker 4: on top of it with the clothes, and I.
Speaker 3: Feel like this year she's like, eh, what the hell?
Speaker 3: Red orange blue. What's the difference?
Speaker 2: Well, I hate to be the bear of bad news
Speaker 2: on our TV screens or on my iPad where I
Speaker 2: watched it.
Speaker 3: It looked red.
Speaker 4: It did kind of it did kind of look good
Speaker 4: to me. I wouldn't even really notice it was an
Speaker 4: orange red.
Speaker 3: Okay, had they not.
Speaker 2: Made that a storyline this episode, I wouldn't have noticed
Speaker 2: because they all looked the same color to me. And
Speaker 2: then we get back from Spain dur this this scene
Speaker 2: is a little huhd read ask how things are?
Speaker 3: What'd she say? Most? Kiah? That went right over my head.
Speaker 5: She was like the moster, like the most.
Speaker 2: Hey motown Like she's all, like what nobody calls them
Speaker 2: that the most?
Speaker 5: How are things with the most?
Speaker 3: I know that that was really really weird.
Speaker 5: I think she was like trying to lighten the question
Speaker 5: that she was asking, but it'd be like.
Speaker 4: I think it was her nervous energy going hey instead
Speaker 4: saying well, she probably shocked herself when it came out
Speaker 4: of her mouth.
Speaker 3: Hey, how's the how's the edster? How's the edster going
Speaker 3: over there? How's ed one Nator doing?
Speaker 2: But Kyle, this part, I think most people in relation
Speaker 2: in marriages can relate to. Kyle says they never fight,
Speaker 2: and if they do, it's her. I feel like when
Speaker 2: you get to a point when you are not communicating
Speaker 2: with your significant other and you're just like two ships
Speaker 2: like passing in the night, Edwin and I will say
Speaker 2: that we're both traveling a lot for work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not.
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean that things are terrible, you know. Sometimes
Speaker 2: it just means this is life. But when you guys
Speaker 2: come back together, if that communication isn't continuing, you really
Speaker 2: start to feel it, and that's when fights can arise
Speaker 2: or you just start to get like when I got
Speaker 2: my divorce, like I just started getting like numb to it,
Speaker 2: like IY.
Speaker 3: Like you didn't even care.
Speaker 4: Eddie and I are guilty of that either, Like we're
Speaker 4: not really big fighters in our relationship a lot of times,
Speaker 4: Like but then we also laugh at each other, like
Speaker 4: he'll do something I'll make me mad and I'm like,
Speaker 4: you're such a dickhead and go yeah, yeah, Like I
Speaker 4: will laugh and I'm like, okay, just.
Speaker 3: Sweep it under the rug. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then Kyle says that Moe treats the agency like
Speaker 2: his child and puts all the energy to it. She
Speaker 2: questions why he can't put the same energy into their
Speaker 2: marriage and saying that if if this doesn't change, they'll
Speaker 2: never survive this. I think what I have to say
Speaker 2: in regards to this, whatever you guys all want to
Speaker 2: say about Kyle in this situation, she is putting herself
Speaker 2: out there in her very long marriage through a very
Speaker 2: hard time, and I think she speaks to a lot
Speaker 2: of people, and she's sharing things that somebody I mean,
Speaker 2: I feel like probably other people on her cast, well.
Speaker 3: She's not telling her cast what she's saying. I feel
Speaker 3: like there's more.
Speaker 4: To its very she is tippy toeing around it. But
Speaker 4: of course you want to protect your marriage as much
Speaker 4: as you can. But she was very open and more
Speaker 4: open in that confessional then I think all season.
Speaker 2: But I'm also curious if in that scene Kyle responded
Speaker 2: to Dree, how's the peakster?
Speaker 5: Like, do we know what's.
Speaker 3: Going on with them? Because remember, now, do you know
Speaker 3: something we should know? I do not know.
Speaker 5: I have not spoken to her, so I don't know
Speaker 5: any updates.
Speaker 3: Is she mad at you? I don't think she's mad
Speaker 3: at me.
Speaker 2: I think she's like, if you're in her orbit at
Speaker 2: the time, you're around her and talking to her. But
Speaker 2: if you're not, it's kind of and I'm not upset
Speaker 2: about that, like, it's just it is what it is.
Speaker 3: There's some people that come in your life like this,
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 5: There's the there's the steady eddies.
Speaker 3: If you was steady Eddy, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do I think she'd always like if I needed something
Speaker 2: or vice versa, we would always be there for each other.
Speaker 3: But I haven't chatted with her recently.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well let's take a quick break and get into
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Miami. All right, so we are back
Speaker 2: to talk about Real Housewives of Miami. And boy, these
Speaker 2: ladies you don't need coffee to watch this episode. No,
Speaker 2: I mean going through the Valley of the Dolls was
Speaker 2: like the women freaking out over dead babies hanging from
Speaker 2: the trees and then finding out that they're haunted dead babies.
Speaker 2: Who could actually imagine just put yourself in that scene.
Speaker 3: You're on this I don't know what at gondola. What
Speaker 3: is this thing they're on?
Speaker 4: I don't even know if and then you go over
Speaker 4: the you know, under these trees and there's freaking babies and.
Speaker 3: Barbies and people hanging from the trees.
Speaker 2: What about how Adriana didn't even bat an eye when
Speaker 2: the guy said people come here to practice witchcraft.
Speaker 3: I mean I would have taken my.
Speaker 2: Shoes off and sprinted back. Now she's like, ooh, whitch
Speaker 2: what then they like pan in on this one.
Speaker 4: That's like I was like, that's really weird but interesting,
Speaker 4: something you haven't seen in a house wife history, right.
Speaker 2: I don't need to see it again to be honest
Speaker 2: that I I had nightmares.
Speaker 3: I absolutely died. When Larsa came back to the restroom
Speaker 3: and she's like, what the hell's going on? Why is
Speaker 3: everybody crying? All I do is go pee? She's like,
Speaker 3: what happened?
Speaker 2: But at this point, not only is everybody crying, people
Speaker 2: are upset, because truly this must have been very anxiety
Speaker 2: and heartbreaking for Julia.
Speaker 3: Like I mean, if they're literally on the gondola talking
Speaker 3: about how she lost her son and then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden they float into, you know, a hanging baby cemetery,
Speaker 3: and I mean, that's enough to throw you for a loop.
Speaker 2: But to add insult to injury, Gertie is not she's upset,
Speaker 2: but now she's nauseous, and then in the middle of
Speaker 2: where her head is inside of the trash can. She's
Speaker 2: like then they're like, I know, it's like she's like,
Speaker 2: everyone be quiet, Gerty's throwing up.
Speaker 3: Cue the Mariachi ban and the totsparking wuld would you
Speaker 3: have just hung your head over the side of the boat.
Speaker 3: I mean the trash can was like five feet tall.
Speaker 3: Here you go.
Speaker 5: I mean it was a big well.
Speaker 3: And by the way, why was that giant trash can
Speaker 3: on the boat? But also why did Marsol not know
Speaker 3: how to comfort Gerty in this moment and like hold
Speaker 3: her hair back or like help her neck, like this
Speaker 3: is the trash can and this is GURNI She's like this,
Speaker 3: do you want a milkshake?
Speaker 4: Yes, Maversola milkshake could be great as your barfing your
Speaker 4: brain's out.
Speaker 5: But I did like seeing Nicole step into her doctor role.
Speaker 2: As they get to the ambulance. But I I Nicole's like,
Speaker 2: you know, she's she's scrubbing in, she's doing all the
Speaker 2: she's even doing the special wipe down take her vitals.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I was happy that they were able to just do
Speaker 2: it all in the ambulance because there's nothing worse.
Speaker 3: She's growing up because she was dehydrated.
Speaker 2: Yes, but the way that Miami was able to make
Speaker 2: this the most dramatic scene, like they deserve an Emmy
Speaker 2: for it, Like it was like.
Speaker 3: You were riveted.
Speaker 2: Yes, I want to start out this next portion of
Speaker 2: what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: I'm going to hold up a little sign.
Speaker 5: I love Tamra and Kyle.
Speaker 3: I can't even see it because the screen is so
Speaker 3: blown out.
Speaker 5: Well, ta A A and k I L E.
Speaker 3: How does Julia not know?
Speaker 5: She writes Viva adriana A d R E A n A.
Speaker 2: Then feels the need to prove to us that it's
Speaker 2: in if you do.
Speaker 4: You remember, way back in the day, maybe two years ago,
Speaker 4: we have a group chat and I'm like, Teddy, who's
Speaker 4: this on the group chat? And your name popped up
Speaker 4: and I spelled your last name m E L l
Speaker 4: O N Camp and you're like, that is not taste
Speaker 4: on my last name, Like, oh sorry, Like what if
Speaker 4: Molly had been in there for four years?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean I.
Speaker 2: Think the fact that I have your name incorrect must
Speaker 2: mean that somebody sent me your contact card and.
Speaker 3: Wait, mine's incorrect. I'm not correct? Oh correct, Okay, there's.
Speaker 2: Let's see if I put any like thing next to
Speaker 2: your name like Tamra judge r H O C.
Speaker 3: Or if you're just in his Tamara judge, let me see,
Speaker 3: I'm going to see yours too. Oh you're just in
Speaker 3: his Tamara judge. You're just saying spelled correctly.
Speaker 2: But who did we have on the pod that kept
Speaker 2: calling you Tomra, Tomra?
Speaker 3: That was Lisa Barlow? Oh, Tomra, Yep, nope, I just
Speaker 3: have you. It's fine.
Speaker 2: Lisa Barlow calls you Tomra, and Ramona calls me Gina so,
Speaker 2: and then they're on the sprinter. Kiki tries to make
Speaker 2: peace with Lisa. Lisa says to Kiki, just don't throw
Speaker 2: shit at me. Before the performance, Kiki and Lisa are dancing,
Speaker 2: and Lisa quips, are you gonna fight me again? Adriana's
Speaker 2: performance goes, goes great according to all the women, according
Speaker 2: to who, according to everybody's confessionals, and listen. I love
Speaker 2: Adriana and I'm sitting doing that in front of all
Speaker 2: those people with no practice, I.
Speaker 5: Can imagine is extremely challenging.
Speaker 2: I don't want to pooh on anyone's parade like I
Speaker 2: think she you know, she looks studying. I think the
Speaker 2: song is great, but Damn. I had secondhand embarrassment watching that.
Speaker 3: I had.
Speaker 4: I was struggling, who do you think the best housewife performer?
Speaker 4: And you can't do a professional one like Candy or
Speaker 4: someone like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, who are Kim Solziak? Melissa Gorga?
Speaker 4: Uh huh, Gina Mine, Kayden throw him up there, Gina, Gina?
Speaker 3: Who I said? Sheena?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're talking housewife's girl, Ashley d Candace. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: my votes for Candace and Erica.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Candace and Erica for sure. Oh Drew at
Speaker 2: the reunion? No, I mean there's been some no what
Speaker 2: song are we going to perform?
Speaker 3: Still? We even had like Gretchen singing too, which was
Speaker 3: so bad even auto tunes.
Speaker 2: I have an excellent idea camera, Let's do a cover
Speaker 2: album of us covering all housewife songs.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's and go on the road like Tom Sandoval.
Speaker 4: Yes, we will be worse than the actual housewives. Maybe
Speaker 4: your dad can give us some singing lessons. Oh, we're
Speaker 4: gonna need more than singing lessons.
Speaker 2: Then they get back after the performance, which I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Just talk about Lisa in the juice box? Yes? Is
Speaker 3: she not beaten?
Speaker 4: A dead horse by now like this is like NonStop,
Speaker 4: and then saying I swear my hair, I'm just trying
Speaker 4: to make fun of it.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm like, your hair's faked just like ours, I know.
Speaker 2: So you can't swear on your hair when it's not
Speaker 2: even real hair. You can't swear on somebody else's hair
Speaker 2: that's on your head. But also I know that she's
Speaker 2: going through a rough time, so I hate to say this,
Speaker 2: but like she's a little bit of a fun suck,
Speaker 2: like she's sucking the fun out of any like the
Speaker 2: girls can be having.
Speaker 4: Lisa's feisty though I never realized because she's always so
Speaker 4: quiet and sweet most of the time that you push
Speaker 4: her against the wall and she comes out fighting.
Speaker 3: And as Matt, I was just feeding the dogs.
Speaker 2: But I mean, I know I'm gonna know it all.
Speaker 2: She may have me beat and I like to win
Speaker 2: at things.
Speaker 3: I think you would.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I'm I'm pretty sure if I was getting
Speaker 2: into this situation with Kiki over and over again, and
Speaker 2: Kiki shared the story of her childhood, yeah, and then
Speaker 2: to say wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Come back and double down and say I can't fix
Speaker 3: your trauma.
Speaker 2: But I think when Lisa thinks she has a gotcha
Speaker 2: with Kiki and the juice box when she's just coming
Speaker 2: across as like a child.
Speaker 3: Is I don't know. I just it was hard.
Speaker 2: It was I feel like I needed to use a
Speaker 2: Camille Dictionary and say, like the word pictulant.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Kiki is the single mom of two kids.
Speaker 5: We need to have Kiki on the pod. I did
Speaker 5: not know, because.
Speaker 4: Why do we not know this? Why can't we have
Speaker 4: more Kiki? Because I think next season we need Kiki.
Speaker 3: As a housewife. I think so too. I think Kiki's
Speaker 3: doing all the things.
Speaker 2: I think she is good in her confessional, she's good
Speaker 2: and she's not scared to share her opinion. She's teaching people,
Speaker 2: think she's having all the conversations. But I'm wondering what
Speaker 2: I mean. They were able to show a little picture
Speaker 2: of the daughter. Yeah, so there there. At first I
Speaker 2: thought maybe they couldn't have like the ex husband or whoever,
Speaker 2: our ex boyfriend would not sign But they showed a picture.
Speaker 2: They need both parents to sign off on that picture. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so they sign up on the picture. But you're saying
Speaker 2: they but when you go online to search, yeah, there
Speaker 2: is nowhere confirmed who the father of her children are
Speaker 2: I mean, it says that it's potentially this one guy,
Speaker 2: but there's no confirmation anyway.
Speaker 4: Is he had like a high profile the guy that
Speaker 4: hype profile guy, the guy that are alleging online that
Speaker 4: it is is a photographer.
Speaker 3: Oh that makes sense since she's a model.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we don't know. And who knows that, Like
Speaker 2: we we could make up anything at this point.
Speaker 3: We can. She's never ever said anything about her ex right, No,
Speaker 3: who knows. Maybe she we don't even know. Maybe she just.
Speaker 2: Wanted to have kids, maybe they weren't like in a relationship,
Speaker 2: or maybe love her.
Speaker 3: I love you, Kiki. We made more info. We can
Speaker 3: meet your mind.
Speaker 2: We will bar Teddy Walters and Tamra Winfrey are going
Speaker 2: to get to the bottom of.
Speaker 3: This camera Winfrey, I love that. Oh my god, we
Speaker 3: need to know, so come on the pod.
Speaker 2: Then Kekey says Lisa's money is her priority, and Kekey
Speaker 2: says the homes on the river is how she was
Speaker 2: raised and it triggered her hearing Lisa make those comments.
Speaker 3: Lisa says she didn't mean it that way.
Speaker 2: Lisa says Kiki is twisting her words and make her
Speaker 2: sound like entitled and then Lisa, Lisa tells Kekey she
Speaker 2: can't fix her childhood trauma. Keky tells Lisa what's happening
Speaker 2: with Lenny as karma. You start to see all the women.
Speaker 3: Start, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure that came out
Speaker 3: of anger, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean but this confirms to me that Lisa
Speaker 2: really isn't listening. She is solely there to get her
Speaker 2: point across, to stick it to Lenny, and I like
Speaker 2: Lisa listen.
Speaker 4: Lisa's life is falling apart, so I give her grace
Speaker 4: because you know, the marriage is she thought, she doesn't
Speaker 4: want this divorce, and that's gotta be like the hardest
Speaker 4: thing ever to see everything crumbling and see some.
Speaker 3: Hot girl with your husband.
Speaker 5: Well she is a hot girl herself, but I know,
Speaker 5: but I.
Speaker 4: Would rather see Eddie with somebody ugly. I wouldn't have
Speaker 4: they filmed their reunion already.
Speaker 3: I can't remember.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, okay, So how many more episodes are left
Speaker 4: of Miami? Because I don't know that I can bear
Speaker 4: now that Salt Lake City's gone and now Miami's gonna go.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I'm going to handle this too.
Speaker 2: Left for Beverly Hills and too left for Miami and
Speaker 2: that's it. Yes, And then we heard that there's a
Speaker 2: three part reunion for Beverly Hills and two part reunion
Speaker 2: for Miami.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we got a while.
Speaker 2: But also did Andy post any insta stories at the
Speaker 2: end of Beverly Hills reunion, like you know how normally
Speaker 2: like when he's doing like a really dramatic one like
Speaker 2: Salt Lake, he was like, and he did it on Miami,
Speaker 2: he didn't for Beverly Hills. So either that means things
Speaker 2: went really awry and there was a major fight.
Speaker 3: Well he said there was a fight that broke out
Speaker 3: in the Miami Hallway. Reason not surprising to me. Not surprising.
Speaker 3: Do you think who? Do you think it was? Gurdy
Speaker 3: and Larsa?
Speaker 4: Yes, I think I have no nobody has told me
Speaker 4: anything but me neither. That's totally me guessing to speculating.
Speaker 4: Women totallys and how much they seem.
Speaker 3: To, I mean, just like each other. Do you know what.
Speaker 3: I'm suddenly very sad about what Candy leaving. I know,
Speaker 3: I am. I had a little talk with her on
Speaker 3: Instagram and it just kind of made me sad. I
Speaker 3: think I think within due time she'll be back. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about that as well, because now there's
Speaker 2: all these theories about who's going to be on. Everybody
Speaker 2: is saying Porscha is going to be back. We have
Speaker 2: this is not confirmed by any means, but I just
Speaker 2: wonder what that means for the rest of the girls.
Speaker 2: Porscha's back, who else are they bringing on? I don't
Speaker 2: know how you're going to do.
Speaker 4: I'm just curious to see if they'll bring Phaedra on
Speaker 4: now that Candy's not on. But Phaedra's not married to Medicine,
Speaker 4: So I think Andy did an interview and he said
Speaker 4: it kind of Candy not coming back really put a
Speaker 4: wrench in.
Speaker 3: What you know, what what they're going to do next?
Speaker 4: Now I need to know because this has been brought
Speaker 4: up a couple times in housewife history. Gina asked, Shannon,
Speaker 4: you don't even know my kid's name, And then again
Speaker 4: Kei Key asked, uh, Lisa, do you you don't even
Speaker 4: know my son's name?
Speaker 3: Teddy? Do you know my kids' names? Yes? Name them,
Speaker 3: name them Sophia, name them Sophia. They all start with
Speaker 3: says except for one Ryan, Yep.
Speaker 5: I'm getting sweaty.
Speaker 2: The one who does like to get his picture taken,
Speaker 2: so you take it on the security camp Spencer.
Speaker 3: Fanca and then the one they went to her graduation.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was.
Speaker 4: It's an all a city in Australia, Sydney, Chris Bella dov'sl.
Speaker 3: Like, oh I just had a name them, name them name.
Speaker 4: I actually think it's very difficult in housewife world when
Speaker 4: somebody does, like for me, I don't have little kids,
Speaker 4: so like for me to hang out with Gina, I
Speaker 4: don't do kid things with her, and I don't I
Speaker 4: haven't seen her kids in years, so it is difficult.
Speaker 4: Like I I don't know everybody's kids' names.
Speaker 2: I don't, but I do know everybody's name kids' names
Speaker 2: from when I was on Real House Sives of Beverly Hills,
Speaker 2: solely because when you are filming that much, you talk
Speaker 2: about your kids all the time.
Speaker 3: Well, when you have little kids like that, you also
Speaker 3: do things together. Correct.
Speaker 2: But gosh, I now that I've had a nice little
Speaker 2: anxiety attack, can you do me a favor before I
Speaker 2: jump on a pod with Emily, you let me know
Speaker 2: her kid's name so I can write them down in
Speaker 2: case she quizzes me.
Speaker 3: Luke Annabel and Luke and Luke, there's an the other twin.
Speaker 3: Why can't I think of his name? Help? Somebody help
Speaker 3: Luke and Annabelle.
Speaker 2: I can't believe the nerve of Lisa not knowing one
Speaker 2: of the kids names.
Speaker 5: I know you know Emily's kids names, so well?
Speaker 2: Why Keller?
Speaker 3: Keller? That doesn't sound right?
Speaker 4: It doesn't Oh it is, that's right, Keller. Okay, it
Speaker 4: wasn't exactly the easiest one, Keller, but.
Speaker 3: The harder name should be the easiest to remember.
Speaker 2: But here's the problem. You just told me, and I've
Speaker 2: already forgotten Keller, Annabel, Annabel and Luke. I'm gonna ask
Speaker 2: Luke and Keller are twins. I'm gonna ask Emily if
Speaker 2: she knows my kid's name on popping off, So you
Speaker 2: guys can go over and listen to that and let
Speaker 2: us look like. I'm like, it's the world's best human
Speaker 2: by remembering her kids' names better?
Speaker 3: Yet, can you remember all my ex husband's last names?
Speaker 3: Our first names? You know what? Hold On? Is that
Speaker 3: an s name too?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Why do you think he made me name all the kids?
Speaker 3: Talk about a narcissist? These are my kids?
Speaker 2: Teddy, Tommy, Tamra, THERESAA Tiffany.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, right, well that's it. That's the end
Speaker 3: of it. That's it.
Speaker 4: We're all, oh, wake up now, I am gonna have
Speaker 4: to drive home in the snow and ought to be fun.
Speaker 5: Well, oh, I'm going to be in Orange County this weekend.
Speaker 3: Are we hanging out? I'm there for fella's home. I'm
Speaker 3: not homecoming when not formal informal Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: make time. I have some filming to do on Friday.
Speaker 3: Saturday afternoon, I have Ava's birthday party at a roller
Speaker 3: skating rink.
Speaker 2: Well, Saturday afternoon is the only time I'm booked up,
Speaker 2: because that's right, okay, okay, okay, because I was gonna
Speaker 2: film a sit down with Vicky on camera, and I
Speaker 2: didn't know if you wanted to be there.
Speaker 3: A liar. There's a fucking liar, Camille, there's such a
Speaker 3: fucking liar.
Speaker 2: Teddy, oh my gosh, all right, love you