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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with the two point five Hello

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Speaker 1: as Buttons. I'm sorry, who's calling Buttons the clown. I'm

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Speaker 1: from entertainment. Somebody hired me in your office for a

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Speaker 1: work party. I'm calling a confirm it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course, Um that was me. Oh nice, all right? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: what's your name again, buttons? Buttons? Okay, um, yes, I

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Speaker 1: had uh what you chief? What's your name? Oh? My

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Speaker 1: name is Jeremy. All right, nice to meet Jeremy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just I need a clown for about

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Speaker 1: an hour this office party, Jeremy, Jeremy can't tell you something? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm having a chest day man. Yeah, okay, anyway, let's

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Speaker 1: get back to it. Just tell me about your party.

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Speaker 1: What do you want? What do you want me to do?

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Speaker 1: I need to ask you this. Uh. You know, you

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Speaker 1: seem to be swearing a lot on here, and I

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Speaker 1: don't know if that's your your mo for doing clown work,

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Speaker 1: but I really there's gonna be some care. Yeah, no, hey,

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Speaker 1: I apologize about that. I won't be swearing at the event.

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Speaker 1: I'm just kind of over today and all the bullets

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Speaker 1: had to deal with, you know. Okay, Um, how's the

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Speaker 1: how's the bar situation gonna run? They're going to be

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Speaker 1: open bar, yeah, I mean for the employees. Yeah, they'll

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Speaker 1: be uh, you know, like basically open bar, and so

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Speaker 1: you'll have a good um access to entertain to. They'll

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Speaker 1: be loose. I was more meaning I'm not gonna be

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Speaker 1: able to get a couple of free drinks out of

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Speaker 1: this gig. I'd have to talk to my boss about it,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think it'd be an issue after you're

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Speaker 1: fun performing. I don't think you're picking up what Buttons

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Speaker 1: is putting down. What I was saying is I need

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Speaker 1: to get loose before I perform. So if I could

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Speaker 1: kind of hit the bar for you know, a couple

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Speaker 1: of gen Tonic or something, that would help, I really

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Speaker 1: appreciate If you didn't, You're gonna be up close to people.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I don't want like the smell of alcohol

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Speaker 1: in your breath or whatever. So yeah, that's not really

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Speaker 1: I ask you a question. Yeah, I mean, is it

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Speaker 1: kind of your job or your professional hard ass or something?

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Speaker 1: Why you why you kind of give me a a crap

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Speaker 1: about that. I don't know what you're going on with you,

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Speaker 1: but I don't need this Okay, this is an important party.

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Speaker 1: I really don't care. How about you, Jeremy, you sound

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Speaker 1: you sound like you sound like you got a good job, Kart.

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Speaker 1: What do you do? Hey, man, don't call me. Don't

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Speaker 1: say that to me. What you have a good job?

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Speaker 1: You don't like your job. I'm sure it's great. You're

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Speaker 1: organizing parties, getting ready to have a good time, you know,

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Speaker 1: calling buttons down there to d answer you like some

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Speaker 1: kind of trained monkey. Don't worry about it. I don't

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Speaker 1: want you there, Okay, trust me, I don't. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get somebody else. You're you don't sound well. I'm coming

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Speaker 1: to the party, no matter what. Man, I need the

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Speaker 1: dough and no, no no, look at look at buttons. You're

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Speaker 1: not coming to the party. Okay, I have I have

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Speaker 1: security there down the front desk. They will notice you

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Speaker 1: and kick you out. So what trusts me? You're not

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Speaker 1: coming anywhere near the party? Heyboddy, Fine, what if I

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Speaker 1: just tell you this entire phone call has been a joke.

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Speaker 1: What if I do that? What? Yeah? What if I

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Speaker 1: just tell you that this whole thing is a made

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Speaker 1: up phone call. We've been You're wasting my damn time

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Speaker 1: because this is Jewil from Brook and Jewel. In the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your coworker Tom set you up. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Holy did you think that the worst, most oppressed clown

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Speaker 1: ever was about to show up to your work of it?

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Speaker 1: I was freaked out that some insane clowning Buttons was

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Speaker 1: going to come to my party and kill me. Week

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jewil phone taps five