1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazery Gazer. Nicky, Hey everyone here, I am 2 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:18,159 Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glazer. It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast. If this 3 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,440 Speaker 1: sounds a little different today, it should. I am using, 4 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:28,480 Speaker 1: you know, not the greatest audio technology to record a podcast, 5 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: just the first part. Don't worry. It's gonna improve greatly 6 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 1: in a second once we get Andrew on. But I'm 7 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 1: doing this first part after the show we taped because 8 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 1: I'm headed to the airport now and we had a 9 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: little glitch this morning, and so I have to do 10 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,559 Speaker 1: this part after, which doesn't bother me. Now we can 11 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: kind of reflect on what we talked about. I am 12 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: headed to the airport. I was in Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, 13 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that right, not Vegas. Um. I was 14 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 1: staying at the Ara Hotel. Nice place like love my room, 15 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 1: a lot of white couches that now have Sally Hanson 16 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: leg spray on them, and um, you know, yesterday when 17 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 1: my hair and makeup people asked to use my bathroom, 18 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 1: I said, I just know that that is not poop. 19 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: It's spray tan. I wish that my feces had that 20 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 1: kind of summary glow, but it's definitely spray tan on 21 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 1: the toilet seat. UM, and that's that wasn't me making 22 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:30,559 Speaker 1: a joke. Get literally is on the toilet, It's on everything. UM. 23 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: And uh yeah, it was a it was a great 24 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:36,119 Speaker 1: little trip. I'm leaving UM less than twenty four hours 25 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 1: before I arrived. I think I got in. Who cares, 26 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: you guys don't care what time I got in, So 27 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: UM I got in. I Uh, it was fun because 28 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: I flew out here with my friend Emil Joachim. UM. 29 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: This show that I'm doing a guest appearance on. UM. 30 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 1: It's not on TV yet, but it is a reality 31 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,920 Speaker 1: competition show that oh my god, I can't wait for 32 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: you guys to see. Honestly, it's I thought it was 33 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,240 Speaker 1: going to be a show that I wouldn't watch. I'm 34 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: just gonna be honest, UM. And then I got here 35 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 1: and I was like deeply moved by it. And I 36 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: was on the finale episode and it's It's one of 37 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,679 Speaker 1: those I was just like, I can't wait, when is 38 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 1: this coming out? I can't wait to watch it? And 39 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,799 Speaker 1: then like the thing we taped, it was just so 40 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: fun and moving and vulnerable. And that's why I love 41 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 1: reality TV. I really do. Because people who sign up 42 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:29,399 Speaker 1: for it are in a place in their lives where 43 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 1: they like have no other options, and they're just like, 44 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,239 Speaker 1: I guess I'll do this, And that's you know, that's 45 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 1: already a vulnerable place to be, but to also put 46 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,519 Speaker 1: yourself out there in a way where you're like, even 47 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,359 Speaker 1: if they don't know that, they're going to show a 48 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: side of themselves, that's bad. You know, Like, no one 49 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: goes on the Housewives thinking they're going to throw drunkenly 50 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,480 Speaker 1: get naked and throw tiky torches into their best friend's pool. 51 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 1: I don't know that, and that's not even a thing 52 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 1: that exactly happened. I'm just kind of I saw one 53 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: clip and I was like, no one wants. No one 54 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,639 Speaker 1: signs up thinking they're gonna do everyone goes listen, I'm 55 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:06,240 Speaker 1: actually gonna be different. I'm gonna with the cameras around, 56 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: I'm going to behave differently than Dorinda would. And the 57 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: truth is you wouldn't, like you forget, the cameras are there, 58 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,920 Speaker 1: and these shows like, you know, crack you because they 59 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,920 Speaker 1: you don't get enough sleep, You're you're you know, isolated 60 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: from your family and friends, you have no phone, like 61 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 1: you're deciding things come out, so there's like vulnerabilities on 62 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 1: this show in particular that I was very moved by 63 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 1: and like horned up by, to be honest, and you'll 64 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: see why I said that when it airs um. But 65 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: it was really fun. I got to bring a mealwa Kim, 66 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: who's one of my best friends. He met me in St. Louis. 67 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: He flew from New York to St. Louis and then 68 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 1: we had a connecting flight from St. Louis to Vegas, 69 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: and it was it was so fun to just it's 70 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 1: fun to fly with a friend and good boundaries too. 71 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 1: Like as soon as I wanted to sleep, I was 72 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 1: just like, hey, I'm gonna sleep. No, no hurt feelings. 73 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: I see so often that people just like do things 74 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: for other people when they don't want to do them, 75 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 1: and I just I get so sad when I see 76 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: people do that, Like there was a uh Fidelberg. John 77 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: Fidelberg one of the hosts of KFC, the KFC podcast 78 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 1: on Barstool. Those guys are my friends, And he posted 79 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: a clip the other day and when I was on 80 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 1: his show last time, he told me that he'll hook 81 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: up with girls that he doesn't really like he's not 82 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 1: into because he just feels bad and like doesn't want 83 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: to make them sad and they want to hook up, 84 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,359 Speaker 1: so he'll just do it. And I was like, I 85 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 1: thought only girls did that, And obviously I don't think 86 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 1: only girls do that, but it just made me sad 87 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 1: that this guy that's like so funny and mature in 88 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: so many ways I think, would do something he didn't 89 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: want to do just because he didn't want to make 90 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 1: a girl feel bad. Like that's a self esteem issue. 91 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 1: No offense, Fidelberg, but you need to work on your 92 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 1: self esteem. And I only say that as someone who 93 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 1: also needs to work on it and who have voids 94 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: being alone with men because I'm scared I'll give them 95 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,840 Speaker 1: everything they want, even though I know going in that 96 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. So sometimes you're in 97 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,880 Speaker 1: the moment, you just like give people what they want, 98 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 1: and it's something to get to work on. But he 99 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: was telling a story about being on a plane and 100 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,960 Speaker 1: tell me what you would do in this situation, and 101 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:19,800 Speaker 1: you know, I can be very like this is the 102 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 1: right way and all other ways are wrong. And my 103 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,599 Speaker 1: sister told me that this weekend. She was like, sometimes 104 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 1: you just like come off like a know it all, 105 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 1: and I'm like, you're right, and let me just be honest, 106 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 1: like I don't know at all. But there are some 107 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 1: things I'm pretty certain of, and one is that that 108 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,919 Speaker 1: he did not handle the situation the right way. And 109 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: I think I'll prove you right because I think a 110 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 1: lot of you would do the same thing, because based 111 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 1: on the comments from this video I watched, people were like, 112 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,119 Speaker 1: I do the same thing, and I'm like, God, people 113 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 1: just let people walk all over them just to be nice. Um. 114 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 1: So he dropped his phone during a flight. He was 115 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 1: watching a movie he was in, Um, I think the 116 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 1: window seat. He dropped his phone during the flight, and uh, 117 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,920 Speaker 1: he did the In order to get his phone, he 118 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: would have had to kind of wake up the person 119 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 1: next to him. The person next one was snoozing, and 120 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 1: he would have had to like disturb the person next 121 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:16,800 Speaker 1: to him to get his phone. So instead, he just 122 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,120 Speaker 1: listened to the movie he was watching for the rest 123 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:24,920 Speaker 1: of the two hour flight. You tell me, would you 124 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:28,359 Speaker 1: wake up someone to get your phone if that was 125 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: like and there's no other way to do it unless 126 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,840 Speaker 1: you have to wake them up. Let's just say that 127 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 1: that's the scenario, would you do that to get your phone? 128 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 1: If you answered no, and you would just listen to 129 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,840 Speaker 1: the movie, Okay, And I know you think you're right 130 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:45,000 Speaker 1: because that person is sleeping. What if you, um and 131 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 1: you're like, it's just a phone. I can do without it. 132 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,480 Speaker 1: But let's be honest, you don't want to do without it. 133 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: It's not like that enjoyable. And if a person is 134 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,360 Speaker 1: able to fall asleep in a middle seat, they can 135 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,200 Speaker 1: get back to sleep after you wake them up. Um, 136 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:01,360 Speaker 1: but that aside, even if they can't wake them up, 137 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,039 Speaker 1: please God wake them up. Don't just sit there and 138 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,040 Speaker 1: listen to a two hour movie because you don't want 139 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: to inconvenience this stranger. And here's my argument, and I 140 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,840 Speaker 1: wrote it in his comments, and I didn't know if 141 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 1: you wrote back to it. If you were the person 142 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,440 Speaker 1: in that middle seat and the person next you dropped 143 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 1: their phone and you were asleep, would you want them 144 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:25,680 Speaker 1: to listen two Mad Max Fury Road for two hours 145 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 1: because you were sleeping? Or would you want them to 146 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 1: wake you up? Now, if those answers don't match, if 147 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,480 Speaker 1: you would want someone to wake you up, but you 148 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 1: also wouldn't wake up someone, we've got a self a 149 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: steam issue here because you are willing to treat people 150 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: better than you treat yourself. Right, that's just that's just 151 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 1: plain simple logic. Um, I would wake up that person 152 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 1: in a second. I send back food in a restaurant 153 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 1: if it's not good. I and and not in a 154 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 1: bitchy way, just like, oh this isn't right? Um? Is 155 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,880 Speaker 1: it going to go to waste? Can someone box it 156 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,760 Speaker 1: up instead of throw it away so I can give 157 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,920 Speaker 1: it to someone or like you know, but respect your 158 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: self the if and if you have trouble doing this, 159 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:07,320 Speaker 1: ask yourself. If someone else wouldn't inconvenience me because they 160 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 1: were scared, I would be mad at them? Would that 161 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,800 Speaker 1: really make me mad at them? Is that guy you 162 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 1: wake up gonna hate you forever? And if he does? 163 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: What an asshole? That's so stupid When people don't like 164 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 1: the window seat because they are so scared they'll have 165 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,080 Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom and wake someone up. What 166 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 1: are you talking about? There's no written rule that when 167 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,000 Speaker 1: you sit in the window seat you can't wake someone up. 168 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 1: You guys, let's be nice to each other and and 169 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,320 Speaker 1: stand up for ourselves in a nice way. Say I'm 170 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,079 Speaker 1: so sorry, I brought my phone. I'm so sorry. I 171 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,439 Speaker 1: know you're sleeping. Oh I say a million sorries, and 172 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,760 Speaker 1: I know women are suppsed to say sorry anymore, fuck it, 173 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 1: I say sorry all the goddamn time. Okay, I gotta 174 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,720 Speaker 1: go um check my bags and then I'll sign off 175 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:47,040 Speaker 1: in just a second. I'm at the airport now. Actually, 176 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:53,880 Speaker 1: let's just bring Andrew in here and get the show started. Andrew, Hey, Andrew, 177 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:01,319 Speaker 1: technical difficulties this morning. It's funny how much goes on 178 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:06,480 Speaker 1: behind the scenes before we go. Hey, listen, I think 179 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: we just put the put the beauty as we just 180 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 1: jump into it up. You're you're back from Connecticut. You're 181 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,439 Speaker 1: in our studio. Yeah, I'm back. We covered a lot, 182 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 1: we already recorded a little bit. Let me just go 183 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:19,400 Speaker 1: over the things he misses me. He says, my chair 184 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,880 Speaker 1: is empty, much like Clint Eastwood in that one video 185 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,719 Speaker 1: that we don't really know the details of, but where 186 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,840 Speaker 1: Clint Eatwood was screaming at a share about a Barack 187 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:30,599 Speaker 1: Obama and then you were trying Brenna wanted you to 188 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:36,520 Speaker 1: say something dirty in bed, and you said she was vibrant, vibrant, 189 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:42,360 Speaker 1: how your body was his outlined through south tanner on 190 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: the chair. So yeah, it looks like I'm a dead 191 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,760 Speaker 1: body and that the and you said that the person 192 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,480 Speaker 1: doing the chalk outline, it looks like they honored my 193 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 1: request to still be tan even in death. Yeah. Um okay, 194 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,839 Speaker 1: So you said to Brenna that she was vibrant? Did 195 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,920 Speaker 1: you get a word a day calendar or something that 196 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 1: you were trying to incorporate new were you did? You? 197 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,920 Speaker 1: Did you just go on to Sherwin Williams and we're 198 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,200 Speaker 1: selecting paint and someone and you had heard that word? 199 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,920 Speaker 1: What what did you mean by vibrant? Because I think 200 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 1: you I don't know what you meant by that. I 201 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,720 Speaker 1: think I meant, um, oh, I just noticed the rooms 202 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:24,040 Speaker 1: also painted yellow. This is fantastic anyways, IM sorry, d D. 203 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,040 Speaker 1: Actually do you think that do you think that that 204 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:32,240 Speaker 1: paint is uh so tight and wet? What if you 205 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:35,760 Speaker 1: just like you you talked about paint the way you 206 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,040 Speaker 1: should talk about Frenna, and you talked about Frenna. What 207 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:42,480 Speaker 1: you talking about paint? You're like Sprenda, like say something 208 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,120 Speaker 1: nasty to me, like just really dirty talk, and you're 209 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,560 Speaker 1: like you with two coats you can last up to 210 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:54,280 Speaker 1: ten years. Like, I don't know. I keep thinking about 211 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,040 Speaker 1: I know less about paint than I do pussy, and 212 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:01,160 Speaker 1: it's close, but neither one I know much about. I 213 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 1: think I've painted one law and I think I made 214 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:07,080 Speaker 1: one girl have an orgasm. So it's oh my god. Um, 215 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:12,840 Speaker 1: it's like watching pussy dry. I like a both real dry. 216 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:18,680 Speaker 1: I which bank came out like fucking um? What's that powder? Pelida? 217 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:25,160 Speaker 1: I said? Okay, vibrant, I said, young, vibrant and illegal actually, 218 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:29,800 Speaker 1: which I thought. It's kind of funny, right, are do 219 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,040 Speaker 1: you make jokes in bed? Is that like a safe 220 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 1: place to like when you're like, penis is hard? Are 221 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:40,679 Speaker 1: you like cracking jokes? Direction hard to maintain when you're giggling? Well, 222 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 1: she's already laughing, No, um, I don't. She can laugh. 223 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:50,760 Speaker 1: Girls can laugh, but guys when they're hard. Yeah, I 224 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,680 Speaker 1: don't know. I do laugh sometimes in bed when we 225 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:58,440 Speaker 1: are inside each other, and uh, yeah, I don't know. Man, 226 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,880 Speaker 1: I try not to make it too funny because it's 227 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:04,199 Speaker 1: hard to like really work up and orgasm while you're 228 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:07,280 Speaker 1: laughing too much. I think there's like us, Yeah, there's 229 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:12,200 Speaker 1: a line. It's uh, I agree. I've always said that, 230 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,480 Speaker 1: like you can make jokes after the guy comes and 231 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 1: he can really laugh, but he can't because I you know, 232 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,840 Speaker 1: a lot of times when I would be having sex, 233 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,800 Speaker 1: like for a woman, you don't have to maintain anything, 234 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,600 Speaker 1: like sure, you have to maintain wetness, but you're not 235 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:28,959 Speaker 1: like your your mind isn't racing like well, a lot 236 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,160 Speaker 1: of women's minds are racing. Oh, my body looks a 237 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:34,160 Speaker 1: certain way like you're you're I'm able to come up 238 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,960 Speaker 1: with jokes, like I can think of funny things. My 239 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,960 Speaker 1: horny nous doesn't like take over my brain the way 240 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,120 Speaker 1: it does men's. Like it's almost like a virus, your 241 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,840 Speaker 1: horny nous, Like it makes you guys so dumb, and 242 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 1: you would think dum equals funny, but you guys can't 243 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,400 Speaker 1: really laugh at like logic, like you know, twists of 244 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,920 Speaker 1: logic and irony. It's like when your head and rubbing 245 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,520 Speaker 1: your belly at the same time, like when I'm fucking, 246 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:00,880 Speaker 1: I can only rub my belly, which is staying hard 247 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:05,880 Speaker 1: and trying to stay like I don't know, there is 248 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,880 Speaker 1: something sexy about being funny, but then it's like you 249 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:12,160 Speaker 1: laugh and it's sometimes hard to get back on track, 250 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:17,680 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I think that I compare 251 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,840 Speaker 1: it to I never understand why people would listen to 252 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:23,560 Speaker 1: comedy podcasts when they're working out, because it makes my 253 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:27,839 Speaker 1: body jelly, Like it just makes it takes. I can't 254 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:31,240 Speaker 1: like keep my uh like whenever I listen to Lonely 255 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,360 Speaker 1: Islands sometimes even like those songs can really pump me up, 256 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,880 Speaker 1: but they're so funny that I kind of go like 257 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,800 Speaker 1: giggle and I like almost fall off the treadmill because 258 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,920 Speaker 1: it's just like it's it's a different part of your 259 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,079 Speaker 1: brain and you know, it's it's all about like the 260 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,760 Speaker 1: kind of thing that I talked about on stage is 261 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,120 Speaker 1: like funny women, not just necessarily funny women, even though 262 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,560 Speaker 1: it's been proven that they're not as sexually attractive to 263 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:56,319 Speaker 1: men as women who just are just like not opinionated 264 00:13:56,360 --> 00:14:02,240 Speaker 1: and smart. Um, but it's true, it's proven. But I 265 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 1: think that funniness is can be sexy for a woman, 266 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 1: like we can we can find a guy funny, but 267 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 1: like also if a girl laughs in bed, like guys 268 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 1: are so flooded with insecurities in bed, and so are women. 269 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,440 Speaker 1: I mean, I should know I am one um most 270 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:23,720 Speaker 1: days and like a laugh at the wrong time about like, 271 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 1: you know, if your skins sweaty and make your chest 272 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,760 Speaker 1: farts or something like, it can just take you out 273 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,480 Speaker 1: of it, like it's just yeah, So I get that, 274 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,840 Speaker 1: But you said vibrant and then did that? Did she? Did? 275 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,760 Speaker 1: You go then make it up to her by saying, like, 276 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 1: remember when I called you a whale, wasn't that worse 277 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:47,600 Speaker 1: vibrant whale? Yeah? And he called her a whale because 278 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,120 Speaker 1: she was wearing blue. By the way, I definitely joke 279 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:54,600 Speaker 1: at times where it becomes too intimate and I think 280 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:58,480 Speaker 1: I need to uh not do that sometimes, I think 281 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:04,120 Speaker 1: and feeling get too strong and you gotta cut it um. Yeah, 282 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,440 Speaker 1: And I'm going to try not to do that quite 283 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,360 Speaker 1: as much I think I did. I did that. We 284 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,480 Speaker 1: were in bed and we were saying I love you 285 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,040 Speaker 1: to each other, and I just made an observation about 286 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,200 Speaker 1: her saying I love you a lot instead of just 287 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,080 Speaker 1: saying I love you back, like you know, like I 288 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,480 Speaker 1: was like I made an analogy, like I was like 289 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,880 Speaker 1: doing a bit instead of just meaning like I love 290 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 1: you too, because I do love her extremely much. But 291 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,240 Speaker 1: at the time I go, she was like I love you, 292 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,520 Speaker 1: and I go, man, you say that a lot, Like 293 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:35,840 Speaker 1: I made an observation like not even thinking and um, 294 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,440 Speaker 1: and then I go, you know, it's like when someone sneezes, 295 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,640 Speaker 1: do you say God bless you every time? If they 296 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:46,800 Speaker 1: sneeze saying I love you back? And I really meant 297 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:50,080 Speaker 1: it as like complete, but it was just not. It 298 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,680 Speaker 1: was a terrible time, Like it could have been funny. 299 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:57,440 Speaker 1: Maybe two days it yeah, but I say I love 300 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,160 Speaker 1: you back all the time. It was literally just an 301 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:03,040 Speaker 1: observation of like how many times do you? Oh? Right, 302 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,600 Speaker 1: Like she probably took it like because a lot of 303 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,520 Speaker 1: times people go, I don't even want to say bless 304 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,520 Speaker 1: you or gazoo tight, you know, like why do I 305 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,920 Speaker 1: have to do this every time? It's almost like so 306 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,920 Speaker 1: she maybe took that as you expressing some exhaustion with 307 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,840 Speaker 1: the amount of this, which wasn't your point. You were 308 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,800 Speaker 1: just kind of like making observation that you always do 309 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,120 Speaker 1: have to say Andrew, It's so funny someone told me 310 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:28,280 Speaker 1: I love you today, and I like I didn't write 311 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,560 Speaker 1: it back because I just I was addressing something else 312 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,120 Speaker 1: in it, and I was like, oh my god, I 313 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,960 Speaker 1: just I've never not reciprocated it, and that's so, that's 314 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:42,160 Speaker 1: so weird. We are like on the same connect. Literally 315 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,160 Speaker 1: this morning, I woke up to a text where someone 316 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,240 Speaker 1: was like just being emotional with me and saying like 317 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,840 Speaker 1: how much they appreciate me, and it was like, I 318 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,600 Speaker 1: really love you. And then I wrote back to like 319 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: the whole thing, and I was like, but I didn't 320 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,040 Speaker 1: write it back, but I do, like it's just it's 321 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,200 Speaker 1: it's wild, but I love you as fraught man. I 322 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:02,080 Speaker 1: love her so much and it's just like, like it 323 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,320 Speaker 1: it's just making Also, I do think you can tell 324 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:11,479 Speaker 1: when I was like, oh, I also like there's definitely 325 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 1: something inside me that when someone says they love me, 326 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,760 Speaker 1: I don't take it in because I don't love myself 327 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,920 Speaker 1: a lot of times, so I feel like, like I don't. 328 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 1: I think I I deflect on it a little bit 329 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:27,560 Speaker 1: because I'm like, how does this person love me so much? 330 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:32,280 Speaker 1: Like yeah, and I think I do. Yeah, But it 331 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,240 Speaker 1: was great. It was an amazing weekend. And wait, I 332 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,840 Speaker 1: just want to go back to that real quick, because 333 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaker 1: I think that that's so relatable and like, and it's 334 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,960 Speaker 1: hard to admit that like that might be the source 335 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,639 Speaker 1: of it because people go, no, I love myself. Like, 336 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,600 Speaker 1: people have a really hard time admitting that they might 337 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:51,680 Speaker 1: have like they might not love themselves, which is I 338 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,520 Speaker 1: would say most people don't like themselves. I would say 339 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:58,800 Speaker 1: the vast majority, especially of Americans in our culture, do 340 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:02,520 Speaker 1: not like themselves inherently. And you might think you do, 341 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:06,000 Speaker 1: but I just when people choose bad people for themselves 342 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,399 Speaker 1: are uh, you know, allow abuse to happen. Like if 343 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,239 Speaker 1: you loved yourself, that wouldn't happen. That doesn't mean you're 344 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,160 Speaker 1: a bad person, that you don't love yourself. It means 345 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,960 Speaker 1: you didn't get your emotional needs met. Uh, and you 346 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 1: don't even know how to do that. And it's uh, 347 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,600 Speaker 1: I always thought I loved myself and like had um 348 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:29,240 Speaker 1: self esteem, but like you just gotta go, okay, well 349 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:33,199 Speaker 1: this this this thing that I'm tolerating if or like 350 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,000 Speaker 1: abusing my body with this. You know, addiction is a 351 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,040 Speaker 1: different thing because it's really out of your control, and 352 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:39,720 Speaker 1: so is everything. There's no free will and you guys 353 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:43,639 Speaker 1: know that. But if you if you wouldn't allow your child, 354 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:48,320 Speaker 1: a child to experience that, or someone you love in 355 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:52,680 Speaker 1: your life, then and you're tolerating it, then you don't 356 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,440 Speaker 1: love yourself and you can make the argument like I'm 357 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,080 Speaker 1: stronger than this person. I can I can do it. 358 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:00,919 Speaker 1: Those are just excuses so that you can keep on, uh, 359 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:05,320 Speaker 1: you know, rationalizing that you're you're you're different, you're unique. 360 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,760 Speaker 1: Like I was talking about this in the intro that 361 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:12,439 Speaker 1: we lost. But like so many people think they're unique 362 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,840 Speaker 1: so that they don't have to do things or like 363 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,200 Speaker 1: you know, I was talking about like when I used 364 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,880 Speaker 1: to starve myself, Everyone's like, you gotta eat three meals 365 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,159 Speaker 1: a day, like that'll change your life. You won't binge 366 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,240 Speaker 1: because you won't be starving. And I go, I don't 367 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,120 Speaker 1: get to I'm different. Other girls can look the way 368 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 1: I want to look and the way that I'm meant 369 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,239 Speaker 1: to look and eat three meals a day, but not 370 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:37,040 Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer, I need less because I too. I if 371 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,359 Speaker 1: I eat normal, I'm gonna be gigantic. And you know 372 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 1: I had a moral um judgment over what that would mean. 373 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:48,080 Speaker 1: But the truth is, like I I'm I'm just average. 374 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,520 Speaker 1: Like my abusive therapist was right, I'm not unique. I'm 375 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:55,040 Speaker 1: not special. Some people, Yeah, I guess you are special, 376 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,199 Speaker 1: But like and I was giving the example of guitar 377 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,439 Speaker 1: like there's something. There's so many things that over the 378 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,720 Speaker 1: years made me not want to do a guitar or 379 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,000 Speaker 1: not want to sing. I go, oh, I can't play 380 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,399 Speaker 1: guitar because my fingers like don't move that way and 381 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,879 Speaker 1: they hurt. Django Reinhardt has Uh, he's one of the 382 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,720 Speaker 1: great guitars of all times. Three fingers. I found out 383 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,480 Speaker 1: three fingers because I said too in the intern that 384 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,800 Speaker 1: we lost and um, Noah held up three and I 385 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,199 Speaker 1: thought we had three minutes left in the show. And 386 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,200 Speaker 1: then we talked about how how would he be He 387 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,399 Speaker 1: wouldn't be a good podcast producer. Everyone would always be 388 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,440 Speaker 1: rushing things, um when they had more time, but he 389 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 1: granted a countdown. Are are yeah just three to one? 390 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:41,800 Speaker 1: When every time remember you go three two and you 391 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:50,320 Speaker 1: don't say you don't say one yeah, But yeah, Now 392 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying about the lovable thing and 393 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 1: like thinking you're different and thinking you're so unique and 394 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,120 Speaker 1: for so long if you could use that as an 395 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,840 Speaker 1: excuse to be like, well, no, that's not me and uh, 396 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,639 Speaker 1: and then even with love, it's like I'm not deserving 397 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:14,240 Speaker 1: of love. Even sounds kind of like cheesy in a way. Um, 398 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:20,239 Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know. I uh, I've I'm you know, 399 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,040 Speaker 1: throughout this relationship, I've definitely taken him in more and 400 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:28,160 Speaker 1: um not tried to be like I don't know if 401 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,400 Speaker 1: I'm a relationship type person. You know, Yeah, you're right 402 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,239 Speaker 1: on point with that stuff. And like I feel like 403 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,119 Speaker 1: I don't know. There's just so many times I convinced 404 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,680 Speaker 1: myself I can't do things because I just go I'm different. 405 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,800 Speaker 1: Other people are like even my my voice is like 406 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,359 Speaker 1: is I quit smoking pot? And my voice is still 407 00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:46,480 Speaker 1: like I can't hit high notes and I'm like I 408 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,679 Speaker 1: just not meant to do it. It's like, no, bitch, 409 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,960 Speaker 1: go to a voice instructor. Miley Cyrus talks like this 410 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:55,119 Speaker 1: and she can hit having notes. It's like nothing's holding 411 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,840 Speaker 1: me back, you know, like just that like Lou Reads 412 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,399 Speaker 1: has a gross voice and he makes it work. Like 413 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,400 Speaker 1: stop letting stop convincing yourself you're special. I know. It's 414 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,720 Speaker 1: like we withhold things from ourselves by saying we're special, 415 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,880 Speaker 1: like special you think as a positive. All in all, 416 00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:18,240 Speaker 1: you're not special and but you are lovable? Yes? Yes, 417 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 1: isn't that ironic, don't you think? Okay, let's get talking 418 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,800 Speaker 1: it's a great bumper sticker. But you're not special, but 419 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:29,400 Speaker 1: you're lovable. What's it's way worse if it's my kids 420 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:37,440 Speaker 1: special and not lovable. Yeah, that's don't let's not don't 421 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:43,439 Speaker 1: make that bumper sticker. All right, let's go to your 422 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:49,960 Speaker 1: heard it yours? Oh man, I hope you had a 423 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 1: great weekend out there, folks. I had a very nice weekend. 424 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 1: I hope you had all the swells. And if I 425 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,119 Speaker 1: say weekend one more time, maybe the weekend will appear 426 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,440 Speaker 1: and sing for me. Okay, mean it's Tuesday, by the way. 427 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:08,080 Speaker 1: Oh shit, don't worry about it, dude. Listen, you're all 428 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:12,840 Speaker 1: this is a weekly thing for you. It's Friday o'clock somewhere. Okay, yeah, 429 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:20,320 Speaker 1: all right, first headline, so wait, I was, yeah, the 430 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:26,359 Speaker 1: Milk Great Challenge is a viral trend. I hate no, no, no, 431 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:31,399 Speaker 1: I was talking the milk creates. I know this should 432 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:36,040 Speaker 1: have been why do I care? But people create obstacle courses. 433 00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:37,879 Speaker 1: I mean, I think everyone knows at this point what 434 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,880 Speaker 1: it is. A lot of people are getting hurt. Um 435 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,600 Speaker 1: would you do that if you don't know what it is? 436 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,800 Speaker 1: Because someone was talking about it recently and I didn't 437 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,359 Speaker 1: know what it was. They sack milk crates almost like uh, 438 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,760 Speaker 1: a pyramid, like starting with like a pyramid. Yeah, and 439 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,520 Speaker 1: you got to run up them and then run on 440 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:59,560 Speaker 1: down the other side without falling. And people, it's so hard. 441 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,440 Speaker 1: For so reason, I can't even watch these compilations. People 442 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:09,200 Speaker 1: get so hurts. It really does show though, like oh 443 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,000 Speaker 1: that we're watching a fat guy teeter on the top 444 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,159 Speaker 1: of one, and I say fat with love. He's just 445 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,960 Speaker 1: a Yeah, there's a woman that did it in like 446 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:22,159 Speaker 1: a huge stiletto heels very like gingerly. Oh oh no, 447 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:28,480 Speaker 1: he broke something for sure. Oh my god. People aren't 448 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:35,080 Speaker 1: drinking regular milk anymore. Um, yeah, I want to stack almond. 449 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,680 Speaker 1: Well you should stack our almond milk cartons those little 450 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:43,159 Speaker 1: and and do an almond milk. Let's appropriate the great 451 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:48,719 Speaker 1: challenge by making it oat milk oat milk, you know, recyclable, 452 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,679 Speaker 1: carbon friendly packaging. Do you think it does show like 453 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:57,639 Speaker 1: something with like how much your mental your brain takes 454 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,960 Speaker 1: over your body because they're fine on the first three 455 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,640 Speaker 1: crates and then when they get to the fourth grade. Yeah, 456 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,360 Speaker 1: it's a little less stable, but it's it can't be 457 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,080 Speaker 1: that much less stable, you know what I mean, Like, 458 00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,399 Speaker 1: and I think, like your legs start to shake. You 459 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,760 Speaker 1: see you that you're higher, you see that you're almost 460 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,760 Speaker 1: making it, and then yeah, I don't know. I just 461 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,240 Speaker 1: think it shows a lot of the human brain and 462 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:23,119 Speaker 1: how it works through this absurd crate challenge. Oh my gosh, 463 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,000 Speaker 1: that that stance was almost like the Great Challenge, Like 464 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,440 Speaker 1: you started off with a really good point. No, no, 465 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,639 Speaker 1: I'm just kidding me. Yeah, you're the landing on that 466 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,800 Speaker 1: one you did. I was just making a joke. I 467 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,119 Speaker 1: got pretty shaky in the middle there. Yeah, in the 468 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,800 Speaker 1: middle I was worried. But then I was like, oh 469 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,680 Speaker 1: my god, he got it back. Well listen, I am. 470 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,800 Speaker 1: I I gotta brag a little bit here, but I 471 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,320 Speaker 1: um and not brag, but like I I hate to 472 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,679 Speaker 1: talk sports when I don't know anything about sports. But 473 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:53,440 Speaker 1: I watched the Jake Paul uh Woodley I don't know 474 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:57,639 Speaker 1: his first name fight the other night. Yeah, why where 475 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:04,440 Speaker 1: Tyler um? That at Tim and Emma's Tyron. Okay, he's 476 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,480 Speaker 1: from Ferguson, which is right in St. Louis, um And 477 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,320 Speaker 1: I was I loved it because I saw Michael Rappaport 478 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,280 Speaker 1: post they're like kind of face off, which was at 479 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,479 Speaker 1: like a podcast desk. It looked like they were going 480 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,960 Speaker 1: to do in depth like w TF with Mark Marin 481 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,920 Speaker 1: and um so they're sitting down and they're talking ship 482 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,159 Speaker 1: and it was just so that dynamic was so fascinating 483 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,960 Speaker 1: that I was like, I need to watch this, and 484 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,560 Speaker 1: I knew that some of my friends were gonna watch it, 485 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,560 Speaker 1: so I was like, I went in on this, like, 486 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,800 Speaker 1: and I know, Jake Paul is just like a guy. 487 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:34,639 Speaker 1: It's also not m m A, so there's not as 488 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,640 Speaker 1: much blood and like kicking to the face and like 489 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,639 Speaker 1: just things that like, I it's brutal for me to like, 490 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,720 Speaker 1: watching that guy fall in the milk crate was not fun. 491 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:46,160 Speaker 1: I hate ridiculousness. I hate tosh point oh. I never 492 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,159 Speaker 1: like seeing people get hurt. But boxing, you know, I 493 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,399 Speaker 1: saw the Tyson fight where he been holy Field's ear off, 494 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,840 Speaker 1: Like I I've been watching it since I was a 495 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,760 Speaker 1: kid because my dad worked for cable and always got 496 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,440 Speaker 1: free pay per view and my parents loved boxing. I 497 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,600 Speaker 1: loved fight the other night, and I was completely like 498 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,520 Speaker 1: blown away that Jake Paul in the fourth round looked 499 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,639 Speaker 1: like he was out, like I'll go it's done because 500 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,760 Speaker 1: you can't get punched in the head that much, and 501 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:18,280 Speaker 1: like cee straight. And then he lasted all eight rounds. 502 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,200 Speaker 1: Like I thought he was out. I was not, by 503 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,520 Speaker 1: any means, rooting for him. I was rooting for Chapelle. 504 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,679 Speaker 1: I thought Chapelle was gonna not last eight rounds. He 505 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,320 Speaker 1: was standing and clapping the whole damn time. But um, 506 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,480 Speaker 1: did you watch it? The highlights of it? And I 507 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,760 Speaker 1: and I know a ton about like the story behind it. 508 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:44,080 Speaker 1: I mean, Jake Paul want to to toe? Oh, you 509 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:48,639 Speaker 1: want to go tote? You want to create a sure? Yeah? Alright, 510 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,920 Speaker 1: No I asked us any question. I know everything. I mean, 511 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,520 Speaker 1: let's just do like like you know, Okay, I'll go first. 512 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,919 Speaker 1: So Jake Paul was on Disney Channel his older brothers 513 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:04,560 Speaker 1: logan Paul he is a YouTube sensation. About three years 514 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,480 Speaker 1: ago he decided to start boxing. He boxed another YouTuber 515 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,520 Speaker 1: which he drawed with, and then he ended up being like, hey, 516 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,879 Speaker 1: I want to be a boxer because I'm tired of 517 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,560 Speaker 1: making cheesy, little shitty videos every day where I, you know, 518 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,280 Speaker 1: do a move on a bicycle while someone goes oh 519 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:25,320 Speaker 1: and so uh I uh so then he starts boxing 520 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,800 Speaker 1: and he starts taking it seriously, so does Logan. They 521 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,920 Speaker 1: both have an athletic athletic background. They both wrestled in 522 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,639 Speaker 1: high school from Ohio. Big guys, bigger than you think, 523 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,240 Speaker 1: more athletic than you think. Jake Paul ends up um 524 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,760 Speaker 1: fighting three fights, one last fight against Ben Asker and 525 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,240 Speaker 1: who he knocked out, who happens to be friends best 526 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,680 Speaker 1: friends with Tyrone Woodley, who's also from here. He went 527 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,080 Speaker 1: to University of Missouri, which is connected to Nikki somehow. 528 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:58,959 Speaker 1: Um who uh yeah, uh yeah that where you're at 529 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,840 Speaker 1: the top of the crape man, can you can? You can? 530 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,640 Speaker 1: You can? I take us down the other side? Okay? 531 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,360 Speaker 1: So At Woodley fought Ben is his first name? What's 532 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:16,200 Speaker 1: his last name? Sorry? Sorry laugh At. I know everyone, 533 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,600 Speaker 1: I'm that guy that thought. Okay, So Woodley Woodley's best 534 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:23,080 Speaker 1: friend Ben Askren. Uh he he shows up to weigh 535 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,360 Speaker 1: in and he looks like dad bod, Like this guy 536 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,440 Speaker 1: didn't put in any effort because he's fighting a YouTuber, 537 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,080 Speaker 1: Like he didn't even train. Actually he did train, that's 538 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,560 Speaker 1: just what his body looks like. He fought Ben Askren. 539 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,720 Speaker 1: Askrid has also got a place in Wisconsin where he 540 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 1: lives with his wife and kids. They've got a frisbee 541 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,880 Speaker 1: golf course there. He's just living the life. He's happy 542 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,880 Speaker 1: his best friend. So when his best friend was fighting 543 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:49,640 Speaker 1: Jake Paul, or when when Ben was fighting Jake Paul, Uh, 544 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:54,360 Speaker 1: Woodley comes into the locker room when they're like, he 545 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,640 Speaker 1: went in to watch him tape up. Ben went in 546 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,640 Speaker 1: to watch Jake Paul tape up to make sure he 547 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:02,480 Speaker 1: wasn't doing anything squirrelly standard procedure. Then Woodley and him 548 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,680 Speaker 1: start talking ship and that's when Woodley Lockton was like, 549 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat this motherfucker. And so then that's when 550 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:12,120 Speaker 1: it started. And then, Uh, Woodley is mainly a wrestler. 551 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:16,000 Speaker 1: He grew up wrestling, and then he also is very 552 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:20,160 Speaker 1: accomplished with UFC. He is, you know, a big guy, 553 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,120 Speaker 1: but not like the tallest guy. I don't know, these 554 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,880 Speaker 1: are things I know about him. He was wearing white 555 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:32,200 Speaker 1: shorts with pink and blue under the So then uh, 556 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:37,320 Speaker 1: he challenges Jake Paul. Jake Paul. Uh, Jake Paul is 557 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,160 Speaker 1: just a boxer who has only been you know, really 558 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,600 Speaker 1: focusing on it for three years. Woodley is not really 559 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,120 Speaker 1: a boxer either, and is mainly UFC wrestling, so they're 560 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,440 Speaker 1: both coming out of you know, the analogy that my 561 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,240 Speaker 1: friends used as that said, Nikki, it's like in three 562 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,320 Speaker 1: years if you challenged a rapper to a rock and 563 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,960 Speaker 1: roll concert like their musicians and have worked in that 564 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,400 Speaker 1: field of music but not specifically rock and roll, but 565 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,240 Speaker 1: you have never worked in rock and roll except three years. 566 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:06,000 Speaker 1: So it would be like me being like Taylor Swift 567 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,120 Speaker 1: sing off with Nicki Minaj, which she would whoop my 568 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,560 Speaker 1: ass probably even though she's mainly a rapper. Do you 569 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,200 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Is that a good knowledge? I 570 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,200 Speaker 1: see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Also, 571 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:20,720 Speaker 1: Woodley's thirty nine, Jake Paul's twenty four. Uh. Woodley's also 572 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:25,040 Speaker 1: apparently pretty much bankrupt, and Jake Paul is making millions 573 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,840 Speaker 1: upon millions of dollars. So uh, And there's a whole 574 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,040 Speaker 1: thing about whether or not to fight is rigged. Oh yeah, 575 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,560 Speaker 1: there's a whole thing of that. But I mean I 576 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,880 Speaker 1: heard that Woodley in, you know, since he's become an 577 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,120 Speaker 1: older man in the past five years, since people my 578 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,200 Speaker 1: you know, my friends that really know a lot about him. 579 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,800 Speaker 1: He has always They even predicted it. They go, like 580 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,920 Speaker 1: we're even before the fight, They're like, Woodley just doesn't 581 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,680 Speaker 1: he gives up. He like doesn't he greate challenges, Like 582 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,000 Speaker 1: he just kind of I was just waiting for him 583 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,120 Speaker 1: to kick in because he was holding back so much 584 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,560 Speaker 1: during the whole fight and Jake Paul is swinging so 585 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,680 Speaker 1: much more than him, really like bouncing around more head up. 586 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,080 Speaker 1: Woodley is just like I thought, as it got down 587 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,040 Speaker 1: to the last fifteen seconds of the final round, I go, 588 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,280 Speaker 1: this guy is gonna come out of nowhere and just 589 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,360 Speaker 1: this is gonna be a knockout. But it didn't happen, 590 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,400 Speaker 1: and he just never he never came out with like 591 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,440 Speaker 1: any pizzaz. So man, maybe, um, what are they saying 592 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,480 Speaker 1: it's ricked? How are they saying it's ricked? Well they think, 593 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,440 Speaker 1: well would they at one point had Jake Paul and 594 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:29,680 Speaker 1: trouble Woodley has uh has has lost his last like 595 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,840 Speaker 1: three or four fights too in the UFC, and he 596 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,280 Speaker 1: was like gun shy, So that was like the whole thing. 597 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,080 Speaker 1: But um, they said that you know, if Jake Paul 598 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,760 Speaker 1: loses and gets knocked out, this whole train is over. 599 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,400 Speaker 1: Like this whole he's making, you know, twenty million dollars 600 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,360 Speaker 1: of fight. If he loses, he's not going to come 601 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,800 Speaker 1: back from it. He's done. I thought they made five thousand, 602 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,360 Speaker 1: five thousand, dude. That's that's what I heard. Is what 603 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,160 Speaker 1: those what they're walking away with. I mean, maybe after 604 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,920 Speaker 1: all saiden on on the back end, but is what 605 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,640 Speaker 1: they make. But we can fact check that later. Let's 606 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:09,600 Speaker 1: get to the next story. Great challenge. I think we 607 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:15,560 Speaker 1: both vail at the same time. Okay, great challenge, next story. 608 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,680 Speaker 1: Changing your situation can be therapy, but people tend to 609 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:23,560 Speaker 1: ignore the impact of situational factors on their behavior of 610 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,360 Speaker 1: themselves and others. So essentially, we always say it doesn't 611 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,560 Speaker 1: matter where you are as long as you love yourself, 612 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,960 Speaker 1: but apparently it does. But that's also a factor of 613 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,960 Speaker 1: if you love yourself or not, Like if you're staying 614 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,760 Speaker 1: in a place that isn't good, or staying in a 615 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,880 Speaker 1: situation that isn't good, if you don't love yourself, if 616 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,680 Speaker 1: you're gonna stay in it. If you do love yourself, 617 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,920 Speaker 1: you're gonna find a way out. So I do think 618 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,760 Speaker 1: it still comes down to that, and that's what they 619 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,840 Speaker 1: call in like twelve step program stuff like pulling a 620 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:54,240 Speaker 1: geographic where you go, you know what, I'm gonna move 621 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,640 Speaker 1: to California and it's all going to be different. It's like, no, 622 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,880 Speaker 1: you're unless you change what's in here, and I'm pointing 623 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:06,600 Speaker 1: to my uh yeah, yeah, unless you get those tits, 624 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,200 Speaker 1: unless you get implants, California is not gonna be different 625 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,440 Speaker 1: for you, babe. If anything, you're gonna you're gonna you're 626 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,640 Speaker 1: you know, you're not gonna be a valuable example though. Like, 627 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,520 Speaker 1: so there was a kid in high school who in 628 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,080 Speaker 1: like the normal kind of public school system, he wasn't thriving. 629 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,240 Speaker 1: He became like an introvert. He became like really sad 630 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,480 Speaker 1: and depressed. They put him in a different kind of 631 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:33,440 Speaker 1: school that was more inclined to uh fit fill his needs, 632 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,080 Speaker 1: and next thing you know, he's starring in the musical 633 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:40,080 Speaker 1: the next year and like completely changed like how he 634 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,200 Speaker 1: uh interacted with people. So, I mean, you know, one 635 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,560 Speaker 1: could come after the other, Like you could start loving 636 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,840 Speaker 1: yourself based off if you change your situation first. Like 637 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,600 Speaker 1: let's say you lived in Detroit and it was a 638 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,479 Speaker 1: lot of types. You're right, kids don't get to change 639 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,520 Speaker 1: the situation because they are there beholden to what their 640 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:03,040 Speaker 1: parents do for them, So that can make sense. Like, 641 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,880 Speaker 1: but if you're an adult that can do your own things, 642 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:11,000 Speaker 1: Like if you're if you're blaming your situation for making 643 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,560 Speaker 1: you miserable, and I know a lot of times you're like, 644 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,280 Speaker 1: I can't quit my job, I can't move, I don't 645 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,520 Speaker 1: have the Um. Then I don't know what to tell you. 646 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,800 Speaker 1: Actually that sucks, And I mean, yeah, I like, living 647 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,800 Speaker 1: in poverty is going to make you sadder than living 648 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,080 Speaker 1: in not poverty. I mean it's just but would you 649 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,520 Speaker 1: rather live in poverty on the beach or would that 650 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,920 Speaker 1: just make you more shod because you're next to the 651 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,440 Speaker 1: beach and everyone's happy. Yeah, Well people say that like 652 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,839 Speaker 1: if you're home most, why wouldn't you move to California 653 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:43,919 Speaker 1: instead of New York? And um, it's because I don't 654 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:48,759 Speaker 1: know why people do that. Um. Actually I'm one of 655 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,719 Speaker 1: those people that actually says that, and I don't and 656 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,640 Speaker 1: there's got to be an answer for it, because well, 657 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,879 Speaker 1: I think the walking traffic in New York is better, 658 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:59,000 Speaker 1: so you're more inclined to make more money. Uh, that's 659 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,719 Speaker 1: a good point. And then the traffic is just bad 660 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,920 Speaker 1: in l A am I right? Oh, let's take a break, 661 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:11,960 Speaker 1: and then gets to why do I care? All right, 662 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:16,640 Speaker 1: why do I care? Why do I care? Okay, Um, 663 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:20,680 Speaker 1: Dennis Rodman's Hours in Vegas will be turned into a movie. 664 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:27,560 Speaker 1: Now back to sports unfortunately sorry ikey um Michael Jordan's documentary. 665 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,799 Speaker 1: Oh do I remember the Michael Jordan documentary. The Last 666 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,799 Speaker 1: Dance made me feel like all I wanna do is 667 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,480 Speaker 1: think about basketball, play basketball, learn about basketball, read about basketball. 668 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,800 Speaker 1: I was obsessed. I was immersed in uh that sport 669 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,480 Speaker 1: and that uh that story. And yes, of course I 670 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:48,359 Speaker 1: remember the forty hours that um that Dennis Robin disappeared 671 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,160 Speaker 1: right before. I think it was like about I think 672 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,200 Speaker 1: it was like, you know, they were leading into a 673 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,160 Speaker 1: time where it was like he shouldn't disappeared, and he 674 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,000 Speaker 1: went with Carmen Electorate to Vegas and no one heard 675 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,600 Speaker 1: from him, no one could reach him, and uh and 676 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,799 Speaker 1: then he just showed up on game day ready to go. 677 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,120 Speaker 1: Really ties into the other thing about changing your situation. 678 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,960 Speaker 1: I mean, he's like, the only way I can rebound 679 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,440 Speaker 1: is if I have a stripper putter pussy in my 680 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,680 Speaker 1: mouth while my girlfriend watches That's what they told him. 681 00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,879 Speaker 1: They were like, you need to go do this, and 682 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:23,439 Speaker 1: like what was that. What's the coach's name, Phil Jackson. Yeah. 683 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,000 Speaker 1: Jackson was just like listen, I mean that seems so 684 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,440 Speaker 1: irresponsible to let him just go, but you know he 685 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,839 Speaker 1: put in the work when he needed to. That guy, Uh, 686 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,920 Speaker 1: Rodman knew how to focus. I met Rodman at UM 687 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,880 Speaker 1: the Roast of Rob Low, and uh, he was like 688 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,239 Speaker 1: he asked me, like what I was doing? After that? 689 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,920 Speaker 1: It was I don't think he knew I was on 690 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,279 Speaker 1: the show. Like I don't I honestly, And he had 691 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,759 Speaker 1: just like really bombed in a way that was so 692 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,840 Speaker 1: deeply uncomfortable to watch. I turned I turned it to 693 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,200 Speaker 1: a stage mom. It went from being like oh God, 694 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,640 Speaker 1: this guy tried to like kind of touch me in 695 00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,839 Speaker 1: a weird way I didn't like and hit on me 696 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,640 Speaker 1: to like leaning forward in my sea going like you 697 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,000 Speaker 1: can do it. It's okay Dennis, because he had to 698 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,800 Speaker 1: like restart a bunch and like it was like really, 699 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,000 Speaker 1: ht dubs. You know. You know what's crazy about Dennis 700 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:17,120 Speaker 1: Rodman He grew when he was years old. Wow, oh 701 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,840 Speaker 1: I know that that was just you were just fingers 702 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:24,800 Speaker 1: crossed that you had some of that Rodman like late stage. 703 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,920 Speaker 1: If I grew ten inches right now, Oh my god. 704 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,279 Speaker 1: You know what I was with a guy who is 705 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:38,600 Speaker 1: five five eight, I want to say, the other day, 706 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,440 Speaker 1: and we were talking about UFC and like the like 707 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,240 Speaker 1: how your reach is like very important, it's more important 708 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,960 Speaker 1: than your height, and I go, well, height and reach 709 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,239 Speaker 1: are the same thing, because your wingspan when you have 710 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,600 Speaker 1: your arms stretched out, is the same exact height as 711 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:57,680 Speaker 1: your height almost all the time. And so we measured it. 712 00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,719 Speaker 1: I went against the wall and I did you know, 713 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,799 Speaker 1: I measured my wingspan. It's exactly my height, like exactly, 714 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:08,960 Speaker 1: and it checks out. But this guy, um, his wingspan 715 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,080 Speaker 1: was three inches taller than what he was and so 716 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,319 Speaker 1: you know, you split that in half because each arm 717 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,480 Speaker 1: is an inch and a half. He was meant to 718 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,719 Speaker 1: be uh well, he was meant to be three inches 719 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,120 Speaker 1: taller and his and his feet are bigger, are the 720 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,520 Speaker 1: size of usually a taller man's And something happened where 721 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,200 Speaker 1: his height did not match up to the rest of 722 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:33,480 Speaker 1: his body. But generally like a cage like veal, you know, 723 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,879 Speaker 1: they did, but we didn't think it was that that 724 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,120 Speaker 1: was just for that, you know, affected him psychologically but 725 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,680 Speaker 1: not physically. I want to do your wingspan. I want 726 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:46,120 Speaker 1: to check, but I bet you I think you were 727 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,759 Speaker 1: meant to be taller for sure. For sure. I mean, 728 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,799 Speaker 1: you know there's a lot of NBA players. There's some 729 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,960 Speaker 1: NBA players that have the six, their six four and 730 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:57,359 Speaker 1: their wingspan six. It's like, you know, I was talking 731 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,480 Speaker 1: about squirting yesterday and I go, I always thought I 732 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,160 Speaker 1: couldn't do it. You know, as a woman, I knew 733 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,560 Speaker 1: I could do it, but like I thought that, like 734 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:08,000 Speaker 1: I just like it wasn't gonna happen for me. And 735 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,600 Speaker 1: A Meal Joachim, who was with me, goes, oh, it's 736 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,879 Speaker 1: like dunking for dudes, and I was like, yeah, it's 737 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:17,920 Speaker 1: like a dunk tank. When it happened, like like guys 738 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,839 Speaker 1: don't like guys dunking, Like short guys can dunk. You've 739 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,440 Speaker 1: seen it happen. And I even said bugsy mogs and 740 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,919 Speaker 1: I funked that up because it's muggsy folks. But he's 741 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,480 Speaker 1: like he's a famous short guy that could dunk in 742 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,000 Speaker 1: the NBA. I mean he was like A Meal said 743 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:36,000 Speaker 1: he was like five four dun oh he did it, 744 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,239 Speaker 1: but he could do But he could dunk. There are 745 00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:43,440 Speaker 1: stories of him dunking. Yes, Bud web could donkeys seven Yeah, okay, 746 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,000 Speaker 1: so like anyone who's five seven can't be like, oh 747 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:49,000 Speaker 1: I'm well I could don't if I was taller. Well 748 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:53,960 Speaker 1: what about Webbs Bud or like bugsy mogs. All right, 749 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,840 Speaker 1: we gotta go to Reddit dump. Let's do it quickly 750 00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,520 Speaker 1: because my car is waiting for me. You know what, 751 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:06,040 Speaker 1: he can wait. This is your red Oh my god, 752 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,520 Speaker 1: we have the nude. Sounds like you're taking a ship. 753 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,760 Speaker 1: It sounds yeah, it sounds like I'm in a bathroom 754 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:18,359 Speaker 1: bathroom mode, urinal mode. Uh okay, what is the most 755 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,239 Speaker 1: This is from um ask credit. It says what is 756 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,600 Speaker 1: the most disturbing thing to know? And this is just like, 757 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,840 Speaker 1: uh kind of like facts that people are like, this 758 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,960 Speaker 1: is the most disturbing thing. Um I read one that 759 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,800 Speaker 1: said pelicans are some of the most demonic birds in existence, 760 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,040 Speaker 1: if not some of the most demonic creatures. Pelicans will 761 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,080 Speaker 1: go into other bird's nest, shove the baron out of 762 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,799 Speaker 1: the nest. They will then swallow babies whole, fly back 763 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,239 Speaker 1: to their own nest, and regurgitate the still half a 764 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,600 Speaker 1: life partially digested babies to their own babies. Some pelicans 765 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,799 Speaker 1: are literally raised on the partially digested living flesh of 766 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:58,520 Speaker 1: other baby birds. That's horrified. Jeffrey Dahmer's with families. Another fact, 767 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,919 Speaker 1: if you try to grab the brain in its natural state, 768 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,480 Speaker 1: it will fall apart. When you see scientists pick up 769 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,280 Speaker 1: the brain, they have used chemicals to harden it. Oh fuck, 770 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:12,800 Speaker 1: that's weird. Um okay, Uh. Anything can happen to anyone 771 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,080 Speaker 1: at any moment. I had my first seizure at eight teen. 772 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,760 Speaker 1: No family member has had epilepsy before. Never take anything 773 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,760 Speaker 1: for granted. It can all change in an instant. Well, fuck, 774 00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,200 Speaker 1: I'm about to get on a goddamn plane and I'm 775 00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:26,320 Speaker 1: scared I'm gonna have a seizure on it. Man. I 776 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,880 Speaker 1: saw a woman get kicked off a plane in St. Louis. 777 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,160 Speaker 1: She had her kids were sucking on lollipops and so 778 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,480 Speaker 1: they didn't have their masks on, and the flight attendant 779 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,680 Speaker 1: was like, when they were boarding, they told the women like, 780 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,680 Speaker 1: your children need down mass and she was like, give 781 00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,319 Speaker 1: me a fucking break. She kind of muttered it, and 782 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,760 Speaker 1: he goes, you just cuss set me, you're off out 783 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,560 Speaker 1: and she goes, I didn't cuss at you, and he goes. 784 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,040 Speaker 1: She goes, did you we hear me cass at him? 785 00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,840 Speaker 1: Like screams to the passengers, and the kids are already 786 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,400 Speaker 1: like down down at the end of the plane, and um, 787 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,520 Speaker 1: she's like screaming out other passengers like did you we 788 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,600 Speaker 1: hear because of him? And everyone's like I don't know, lady. 789 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,040 Speaker 1: Everyone's just like filming her, like we're not gonna help you. 790 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,319 Speaker 1: And he goes, ma'm you customed and she goes, I 791 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,680 Speaker 1: didn't cuss at you, and he goes, you said you 792 00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,600 Speaker 1: said the effort, and she goes, I didn't say that. 793 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,319 Speaker 1: She goes, I didn't say it. I said I did, 794 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,200 Speaker 1: and I didn't causse it you. First he goes, I 795 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,520 Speaker 1: didn't cuss. I didn't cuss. So she was lying because 796 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,480 Speaker 1: then she goes, I didn't cuss it you. I said, 797 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,680 Speaker 1: give me a fucking break, that's what I said, but 798 00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,160 Speaker 1: it wasn't to you, And he was like it doesn't matter. 799 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,880 Speaker 1: Now you're cussing at me. You're off. I'm gonna have 800 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:27,360 Speaker 1: the cops. So the cops had to come. They and 801 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,799 Speaker 1: then the woman goes, come on, kids, we're getta kick 802 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,279 Speaker 1: it off the plane because I gave you suckers get 803 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,400 Speaker 1: and I go, these poor children, these poor and you 804 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,279 Speaker 1: know what, after I post, I like posted a video 805 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,840 Speaker 1: of it, and I go, this poor lady, You know, 806 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,800 Speaker 1: I I understand that these Karen's are like awful people, 807 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,359 Speaker 1: but and you want to just hate these people who 808 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,400 Speaker 1: have explosions, But something really bad has happened in this 809 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,200 Speaker 1: woman's life that has led her to like not be 810 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,520 Speaker 1: able to manage her anger like that, and like it 811 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,879 Speaker 1: would just suck to be someone that acts that way. 812 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,439 Speaker 1: So I felt bad for everyone involved, those poor fucking kids. Though, 813 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,120 Speaker 1: I just feel like that guy kind of I wasn't there, 814 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,560 Speaker 1: but if she just said are you fucking kidding me? 815 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,279 Speaker 1: Under her breath to or something, you didn't have to 816 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,120 Speaker 1: he escalated it. It sounded like to an ego thing. 817 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,640 Speaker 1: I'm sure he's gone of time. I would have done 818 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,160 Speaker 1: the same thing the woman did, is what I'm saying. 819 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,000 Speaker 1: I'm empathizing, but I would have had the same reaction 820 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,640 Speaker 1: the woman did. I think that's why I'm empathizing with her. 821 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,680 Speaker 1: It's like she just said, give me a I've done 822 00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:25,880 Speaker 1: that on planes. You know where I go. I have 823 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,880 Speaker 1: to check my bag. That guy I lented it the 824 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,480 Speaker 1: other day. I was like, you told me to check 825 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,200 Speaker 1: my bag and that guy. You just let that man 826 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,400 Speaker 1: put his bag up. And it was like this woman 827 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,640 Speaker 1: wasn't watching that man, Like shut up, Nikki, shut up. 828 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,320 Speaker 1: You've had a long day and you're being a bit. Um. Okay. 829 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,480 Speaker 1: One other thing that is on this ask credit this 830 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,600 Speaker 1: is I love this. By the time you show symptoms 831 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:51,160 Speaker 1: of rabies, it's already too late. You're gonna die. So okay. 832 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,960 Speaker 1: One one more Reddit thing. Let's see. Oh god, that 833 00:44:55,040 --> 00:45:01,680 Speaker 1: was disturbing. Um okay, got rabid dog And then they're 834 00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:05,399 Speaker 1: showing signs and they're like, what could it be? Could 835 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:12,560 Speaker 1: could have been the um the rabid dog? Uh? This 836 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,680 Speaker 1: is uh life life pro tips where you just like 837 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,040 Speaker 1: learn something really think like that you should have known. 838 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,320 Speaker 1: LPT life pro tip. If you need to quickly convert 839 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:26,600 Speaker 1: celsius to fair kneit, double it and add thirty vice versa. 840 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,800 Speaker 1: For fahrenheit to celsius, subtract thirty and divide by two. 841 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,960 Speaker 1: It's not an exact conversion, but more of a temperature range. 842 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,279 Speaker 1: So then someone this is why I like this one. 843 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:40,960 Speaker 1: Someone said, um, this is like for the little thing 844 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,799 Speaker 1: that you can memorize that will help you with the celsius. 845 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:50,520 Speaker 1: Zero is freezing, ten is not twenty is pleasing. Thirty 846 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:55,040 Speaker 1: is hot. One more time. Zero is freezing, ten is 847 00:45:55,120 --> 00:46:01,480 Speaker 1: not twenty is pleasing. Thirty is okay. And then someone 848 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:06,520 Speaker 1: converted that to fahrenheit. Someone that knows celsius hold was like, 849 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,520 Speaker 1: and so, so thirty is freezing, fifty it works. Thirty 850 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:16,520 Speaker 1: is freezing, fifty is not right, seventy is pleasing, ninety 851 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,160 Speaker 1: is hot. I love that. I just thought I wanted 852 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,160 Speaker 1: to share that with Bessie's I thought that was kind 853 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,320 Speaker 1: of cool. Final thought, let's take us into our last 854 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:28,200 Speaker 1: Reddit thing. Um how this was an asked creddit how 855 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,799 Speaker 1: far did you go in a game of truth or dare? 856 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,440 Speaker 1: How far would I go? How far did you go? 857 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,439 Speaker 1: So it's just like people telling stories of how full 858 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:39,080 Speaker 1: they went. So once said someone said, I picked up 859 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,200 Speaker 1: a hat and also some grapes with my butt. Wait, 860 00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,040 Speaker 1: what how do you pick up a butt with your 861 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,320 Speaker 1: hat with your or a hat with your butt? I 862 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,239 Speaker 1: mean I would assume you just spread your cheeks and 863 00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:51,680 Speaker 1: then like release them back to their natural state over 864 00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,080 Speaker 1: a hat and then maybe the hat had had grapes 865 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,759 Speaker 1: in it. Uh. Someone also said I peed in the 866 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,080 Speaker 1: litter box in our basement. My mom thought the katada 867 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,120 Speaker 1: serious issue because filled the whole box. My brother read 868 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,759 Speaker 1: it on me, and my mom played the ship at 869 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,000 Speaker 1: played the ship out of me by saying she was 870 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,719 Speaker 1: going to have to put the cat down because of 871 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,080 Speaker 1: a bladder issue. I cried and told her the truth. 872 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:15,880 Speaker 1: That's a cool mom. Uh. One person said, uh, and 873 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,160 Speaker 1: I highlighted this, so I think I must have liked 874 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,320 Speaker 1: it. It It says when I was thirteen, my friend dared 875 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,920 Speaker 1: me to show my penis to his mom. She was 876 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,239 Speaker 1: just making one to the kitchen and I went for it. 877 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:29,239 Speaker 1: Her immediate reaction was, did Andy tell you to do this? 878 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,560 Speaker 1: All his friends do this to me? Apparently that was 879 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:40,600 Speaker 1: his go to dare. Is that your mom? Dude? I 880 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:45,760 Speaker 1: love that. It's fucking like fifteen dicks later. Uh, and 881 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,719 Speaker 1: and and right. It makes me laugh so hard because 882 00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,680 Speaker 1: people are coming under it. And said that poor mother 883 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,080 Speaker 1: has seen some ship. And then someone says that poor 884 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,719 Speaker 1: mother has seems some dick and she like people are 885 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:58,279 Speaker 1: just like oh. Someone someone wrote the weirdest thing they 886 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:02,840 Speaker 1: did for a dare. All it says is eight a pencil, 887 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:09,200 Speaker 1: not no other details. Eight a pencil Andrew, do start, 888 00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,480 Speaker 1: what's the weirdest thing you've done me? You ever try 889 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,080 Speaker 1: to like remember when your pencil wouldn't be sharp and 890 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,920 Speaker 1: you didn't have a pencil sharpener, so you would try 891 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,120 Speaker 1: to chew on it together, like strip it away and 892 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,880 Speaker 1: it tasted that graphite. I mean, you can't believe that 893 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,160 Speaker 1: someone can eat a pencil. No one can believe that 894 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:32,400 Speaker 1: someone can eat a pencil because you have chewed on myriad. 895 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:38,360 Speaker 1: I've chewed on a mirroad of pencils. Yeah, do you 896 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,360 Speaker 1: not hear me? Just say that? Or is are we just? 897 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,040 Speaker 1: Are you great challenging me and saying the same thing 898 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,759 Speaker 1: in a different way on the way down? Did you 899 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:49,160 Speaker 1: say mirrored? Yeah? Shut up? I said myriad, but you 900 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,000 Speaker 1: said mirrored, And that's your great challenge of like just 901 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,360 Speaker 1: kind of phony. I literally said the same thing. I go, 902 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,000 Speaker 1: You've chewed on a myriad of utensils, and then you go, 903 00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:02,879 Speaker 1: I've shoot on a mirrored of things pencils. Dude, that's 904 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:06,040 Speaker 1: so funny. Uh. If a wood chuck could chuck chuck, 905 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,759 Speaker 1: he would you would eat a pencil? Um, what's the 906 00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,840 Speaker 1: weirdest thing you've ever done? For a dare like a 907 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,880 Speaker 1: thing that you've done because your friends were like, do this, dude. 908 00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:21,279 Speaker 1: Oh man, Um, damn, that's right, that's hard. I think 909 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:26,080 Speaker 1: I know you. I think it was like probably admitting 910 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,960 Speaker 1: I watched porn once, like on a truth and so, 911 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,000 Speaker 1: and then I thought it was going to be like 912 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,279 Speaker 1: accepted and everyone would be like, oh, we got so 913 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,680 Speaker 1: do I But everyone was just like what you what 914 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:42,200 Speaker 1: And it was just like oh no, and I um. 915 00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,480 Speaker 1: And I thought about jumping off a balcony after that 916 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,680 Speaker 1: because I was so scared they were gonna tell Brittany Burke, 917 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:51,120 Speaker 1: what's what is wrong with me? That was an eighth grade. 918 00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,440 Speaker 1: I watched porn for a whole weekend. My parents were 919 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,280 Speaker 1: out of town. I don't know why they left us alone, 920 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,000 Speaker 1: but I convinced them and we had pay per view, 921 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,200 Speaker 1: like I mentioned before, and we had the we had 922 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,959 Speaker 1: it for free. Channel forty two was porn all the time, 923 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,440 Speaker 1: and I watched it all weekend long, all weekend long. 924 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,359 Speaker 1: It was awesome. I was so horny. I didn't even 925 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,560 Speaker 1: touch myself, but I was just jazzed up, and I 926 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:19,640 Speaker 1: thought of my best dare. But my brother Dan dared 927 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:23,680 Speaker 1: me to. Uh there was ketchup packets on a plane, 928 00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,560 Speaker 1: and he dared me to punch the ketchup packet, like 929 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,840 Speaker 1: make it explode and I and I hit it and 930 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,520 Speaker 1: oh my god. And it went on this like year 931 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:44,439 Speaker 1: old like just cover with ketchup. Hop. If we've learned 932 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:52,719 Speaker 1: anything today is hot? Catch up is? Uh? What were 933 00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:56,359 Speaker 1: you gonna? I was gonna say something about you punching ketchup? Um, yeah, 934 00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:00,719 Speaker 1: you well that's a joke. Oh and you, um what 935 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,319 Speaker 1: did you? Should have been kicked off that plane? Someone 936 00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,719 Speaker 1: should kick you off the plane, not the woman that 937 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:09,400 Speaker 1: gave I didn't my kids? Catch up? What did the 938 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:13,800 Speaker 1: tomatoes say? Did the uh wait, what did the tomatoes 939 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:19,000 Speaker 1: say after punching the other tomato? Uh? Catch up? Man? 940 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,200 Speaker 1: And I just realized that when you said dare like 941 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,239 Speaker 1: my brother dared, I thought you were saying my brother 942 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,840 Speaker 1: dirt because I always convert your dares to durs because 943 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,520 Speaker 1: you say because you say, you know, daring this thing, 944 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,120 Speaker 1: daring the other like instead of during you say daring. 945 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,279 Speaker 1: So when you said dare, I converted in my head 946 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,440 Speaker 1: to dirt for you. It's like when I was in 947 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:43,520 Speaker 1: Damon Islands, and I always would get in the driver's 948 00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,520 Speaker 1: seat of the other seat of the car. I had 949 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,600 Speaker 1: to like convert it. And then when I went back 950 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,439 Speaker 1: to America, I kept getting another one because I would 951 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:55,800 Speaker 1: kept converting it. You uh and thirty then divide by two. 952 00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,439 Speaker 1: It's backwards, I think, no, divide by two nd thirty. 953 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,000 Speaker 1: So right, no one has given me a django, right heart, 954 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,840 Speaker 1: but like more of like she's just giving a nub 955 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,880 Speaker 1: that she's doing after he had his last two figures removed, 956 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,400 Speaker 1: of like we have zero time. We gotta go. I 957 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,520 Speaker 1: gotta catch a plane. Um, thank you guys so much 958 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:13,960 Speaker 1: for listening. Don't be cut out there and