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Speaker 1: There are very few people on this earth that are

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Speaker 1: more accidentally hilarious than Instagram influencers. It's the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: They try so hard to be cool with staged photos

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Speaker 1: of them at a fountain and Belize always in Belize

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Speaker 1: laughing hysterically at something although nobody else is in the picture. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like their imaginary friend told them the greatest joke

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Speaker 1: ever written. And if there wasn't a photographer they hired

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Speaker 1: from Craigslist there with them, you'd think that they were

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Speaker 1: just a very well addressed, to getsophrenic homeless person. That's

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Speaker 1: what they look like when they take a picture. So

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Speaker 1: influencers laugh a lot at nothing in their photos, but

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Speaker 1: it's always funny to actually laugh when they make fools

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Speaker 1: of themselves. And that's why we do a segment from

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Speaker 1: time to time called Under the Influence where we go

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Speaker 1: over some of the top social media influencer fails over

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Speaker 1: the past few weeks. So here you go in this

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Speaker 1: week's Under the Influence. Alex, Yes you can start. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: you guys, remember a few weeks back when the Pope

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Speaker 1: liked Instagram models a picture. Yeah right, the Vatican, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Catholic Church was up in arms about it. Yes, liking

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Speaker 1: hot models. Yeah, it was crazy. Well, guess what it

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Speaker 1: happened again? It happened again. The Pope just can't stop

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Speaker 1: liking hot model pictures on Instagram. I'm like, okay, come

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Speaker 1: on at this point, what's going on. Her name's Margot

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Speaker 1: Fox and she's an IG model or like an only

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Speaker 1: fans model adult model fans. Yeah, okay, so that's even worse, right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and the picture that the Pope liked she was in

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Speaker 1: a risky black body suit. Oh well, I mean, who

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Speaker 1: can blame him? Right right? I think that's the sort

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Speaker 1: of thing she was proud to show her mom. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure her mom was proud when she saw the Pope,

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Speaker 1: not before, but she just said, the Pope like my picture.

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Speaker 1: That means I'm going to heaven? Yeah? Really for what

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Speaker 1: is happening though, that's really weird. Yeah. The first time

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Speaker 1: the Pope liked a bikini model on Instagram, there was

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Speaker 1: a huge investigation that they said they were running, and

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Speaker 1: so you'd think that whoever liked it they found out,

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Speaker 1: but apparently not. So maybe it is actually the pub

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Speaker 1: Maybe his Instagram is being hacked. That's what every celebrity

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Speaker 1: says when they do something, I know where you should work.

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Speaker 1: We're at the Vatican's PR team. I am not working

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Speaker 1: at the Vatican now or never. That's my under the

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Speaker 1: Influence story, and the Pope is still a pervot on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: In the seven, what's your under the influenced story? Well,

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Speaker 1: am I under the influence story is about The Bachelor.

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Speaker 1: I know it's your guys' favorite show and you've been

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Speaker 1: keeping up to date with it. Oh, absolutely not. All

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Speaker 1: I know is that there's a new Bachelor on and

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Speaker 1: that they finally decided to have a black person on

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Speaker 1: the show. Because that actually is really it's super sad.

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Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty one and that's just happenings ridiculous, so dumb.

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Speaker 1: So on the show, when they first meet the guy,

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Speaker 1: his name is Matt James, they roll up in the

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Speaker 1: limo and a lot of them, you know, they try

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Speaker 1: and make it a very memorable experience. It's this girl

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Speaker 1: called Katie rolled up and gave the Bachelor a vibrator.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so. I brought something from home

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Speaker 1: really special to me and I thought i'd chat with you.

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Speaker 1: I'm done. That is disisgusting. That is that's crossing the line. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it would have been amazing if he took it

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Speaker 1: and then just look straight in the camera and it

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Speaker 1: disappeared and he just started smiling like a little bit.

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Speaker 1: So congratulations, Vibrator girl, you made it in under the Influence.

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Speaker 1: You're one of the bigger influencer failures of the past

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Speaker 1: few weeks. And lastly my under the Influence story, the

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Speaker 1: influencer that had a big fail the other day Being Dad.

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Speaker 1: Do you know who Being Dad is? No? Bean. Dad

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Speaker 1: is a musician and podcast surnamed John Rodrick, and he

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Speaker 1: went on Twitter the other day and something that he

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Speaker 1: posted has basically made him shut down his Twitter account.

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Speaker 1: He told a very pretentious story about his nine year

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Speaker 1: old daughter trying to open a can of beans. I'll

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Speaker 1: read you the first two tweets because it's super long,

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Speaker 1: and you know people tell stories on Twitter, So here's

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Speaker 1: how it started. And just tell me that this doesn't

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Speaker 1: reek of pretentiousness right away, and then tell you what happened,

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Speaker 1: and then you'll hate him. His first sweet was so yesterday,

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Speaker 1: my daughter nine was hungry and I was doing a

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Speaker 1: jigsaw puzzle, so I said over my shoulder, make some

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Speaker 1: big beans. She said, how like all kids do when

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Speaker 1: they want you to do it. So I said, open

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Speaker 1: a can and put it in the pot. She brought

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Speaker 1: me to the can and said open it. How okay,

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Speaker 1: that was the first tweet right already, kind of like

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Speaker 1: just to open the can of beans. Dude, she's hungry.

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Speaker 1: His next sweet said, so, I said to his nine

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Speaker 1: year old, how do you think this thing works? She

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Speaker 1: studied it and applied it to the top of the

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Speaker 1: can sideways. She struggled for a while, and with a

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Speaker 1: big dramatic sigh, she said, will you please just open

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Speaker 1: the can? Oh, he was a teaching moment, just dropping

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Speaker 1: in my lap. So he went on to tweet, yes,

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Speaker 1: a teaching moment. He went on to post a serious

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Speaker 1: of tweets about trying to get her to learn to

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Speaker 1: use this can opener on her own, teaching her how

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Speaker 1: to do it on her own, like anyway. At the

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Speaker 1: end of it, he revealed that it took her six

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Speaker 1: hours to open that can of beans. Sixty do it

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Speaker 1: for six hours, her try to figure it out for

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Speaker 1: six hours, and he thinks he's being an amazing teaching

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Speaker 1: dad because that's insane. People roasted him so bad, and

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Speaker 1: he's known as being Dad now and he sucks. That's

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Speaker 1: the sort of thing that makes a kid become a

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Speaker 1: serial killer. Yeah, in twenty years from now, when a

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Speaker 1: bunch of dudes are winding up dead and alleys with

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Speaker 1: can openers in their throat, thanks a lot being Dad,

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Speaker 1: all right. That was under the influence