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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone pray morning. So that's one. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from elementary school. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Larry. Yeah, what's Larry? What? Larry? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm the school's librarian and I was calling you to

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Speaker 1: speak about your son's overdue books for a minute. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I okay, what's what's what do you do? Hello? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: you're speaking a little loud. Um, the librarian for your

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Speaker 1: son's elementary school, and I was calling to speak about

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Speaker 1: some of the overdue books that he has. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know I've heard you. Wh What are you doing? It's

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Speaker 1: just a little loud and um there's people on here

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Speaker 1: trying to read, and you know it's a library. So

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Speaker 1: if you could just speak a little softer, that'd be great,

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Speaker 1: because I don't want you can hear you through the

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Speaker 1: phone here and I just trying to keep it down. Hey, look,

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna call me and I'm at work right now,

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Speaker 1: why don't you go step outside. I'm sure you got

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Speaker 1: a cell phone or whatever. You don't. You don't have

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Speaker 1: to be you don't have to bother me like this.

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Speaker 1: What do you want? I'm just calling it. This guys,

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Speaker 1: your son's over to books, so you're quite a large

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Speaker 1: amountain fees from over the books. And that's why I

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Speaker 1: was calling you. Sorry, dude, what school books she's talking about? Geez?

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Speaker 1: Would you stop doing that to me? Wouldn't shop doing that?

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of anybody on the phone like that, Like,

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Speaker 1: what is wrong with you? Like I said, this is

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Speaker 1: a library, so if you could just keep it out

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Speaker 1: a little bit, Bro, I'm not even at the library.

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Speaker 1: You were at the library. I'm at my office, at

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Speaker 1: my phone. I don't see how what I'm saying is

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Speaker 1: bothering you, right, what, dude? Stop shitting me? Okay? I

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Speaker 1: would stop if you just like speak, if you just

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Speaker 1: speak a little bit lower, I could totally stop it.

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Speaker 1: I can't because it's really out when you start speaking,

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Speaker 1: and it's a library so people need to concentrate. So

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Speaker 1: please just bro, I am not an elementary school kid,

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Speaker 1: all right, so don't shish me. Okay, you can talk

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Speaker 1: to me like an adult. I'm not even in the library,

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Speaker 1: so I'm not gonna listen to your stupid command. You

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Speaker 1: understand me, Bro, Why don't Sue shut up? Wont Sue

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Speaker 1: shut okay? Why don't you go to your kids and

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Speaker 1: shut them the me? Okay, that was really loud of shit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what? Fine? Fine? Are you quiet? Bro? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: You quiet? Thank you? Okay, now listen to me. Why

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Speaker 1: off are you calling me? Okay? Oh wow, that's thank

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Speaker 1: you for being a little more quiet. Appreciate that I'm

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Speaker 1: calling you because I need to let you know that

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Speaker 1: your son owes four thousand dollars in over the book face.

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Speaker 1: What are you fucking about? That was? Who was idiot? Nobody? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Four thousand follars? Just playing yang? Bro, don't shishing man,

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Speaker 1: don't shoot that. Okay, Hold, this is my son, oh

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Speaker 1: four thousand dollars? Huh textbooks? Because he doesn't text books? Man,

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Speaker 1: elementary school textbook? Bro? Stop Bro stop? Do you want

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Speaker 1: me to stop shishing you? Is that what you want? Yes? Bro?

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Speaker 1: Stops stops stop stop man? Okay, fine, I will hey,

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Speaker 1: sorry about shishing you. This is actually Jewel from Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. Are you man?

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Speaker 1: I had to leave your wife set you up for

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Speaker 1: a break football, and I couldn't think of anything better

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Speaker 1: than telling you that your sign had a bunch all

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Speaker 1: over the books and then shishing you so I shouln't

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Speaker 1: stop it. Man wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks,