1 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: Yes, Brenda Being and Iron Rapports Stereo podcast this year 2 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: museum quality podcasting from the Birthday Boy himself on today's 3 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 1: I Am Rapports Stereo podcast, I am turning fifty three. 4 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,600 Speaker 1: I'm turning fifty three. It's my party and I'll disrupt 5 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 1: if I want to. Plus, what would it look like 6 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,880 Speaker 1: if Danny Aello was the NBA commissioner and he met 7 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 1: with John Morant and miraculously, hopefully it's gonna happen, Dick 8 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: stained Donald Trump is getting arrested. Why shouldn't we believe him? 9 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,159 Speaker 1: He said it was going to happen himself. All that 10 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 1: more when a museum quality Iron Rapports Stereo podcasts coming 11 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: up right now, Miles Journiellablie brother zaka the Does Brothers. 12 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,320 Speaker 1: Start this puppy off with something real nice, Yes, start 13 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 1: this puppy with something real loud. Yes, But most of 14 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: Polly starts this I Am Reports Stereo podcast off. Put 15 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 1: something real funk you I Am Reportstereo Podcast. Let's go 16 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:20,559 Speaker 1: boom oh. Yes, have no fear. The iggity I Am 17 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:28,199 Speaker 1: Rappaport Stereo podcast is here. Welcome to the Iron Dome 18 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 1: of Disruption. Welcome to the Zickity Zone of Disruption. My 19 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: name is Michael Rappaport aka the Kringo man Dingo aka 20 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 1: d King of kash mare A ka the inflamed Oscar 21 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: Nazi aka Saltano Sniff aka the Birthday Boy. Yes, it's 22 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: my birthday and I'll rant if I want to. I'll 23 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: say it again. It's my birthday, and I will rant 24 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: if I want two. Hope everybody's feeling real good. Hope 25 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 1: everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody is feeling real sane. 26 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,519 Speaker 1: Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the 27 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 1: Zickity Zone of Disruption. Ah you see the Kashmir. See 28 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 1: that that's Fred Siegel. Okay, that's Fred Siegel Kashmir. Okay, 29 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: got this at uh Ron Herman, Ron Herman, Kashmir Beautiful. 30 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:41,519 Speaker 1: This is Carolina Blue. Shout out to the great Fife 31 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:47,959 Speaker 1: Dog Love North Carolina Basketball. Loved Carolina Blue, Ron Herman, buttersoft. 32 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: This is what's called lightweight cashmere. When you really bout 33 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 1: that kashmere life, you need that that heavyweight cashmere. You 34 00:02:56,200 --> 00:03:00,959 Speaker 1: need that medium kashmere. This is what we call spring Kashmir. Today. 35 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 1: Technically the first day of spring today, my birthday, fifty 36 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:15,639 Speaker 1: three years of good loving and let me just walk 37 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 1: you through the day so far, okay, because I know, 38 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,799 Speaker 1: you know, I'm pins and needles waiting to find out 39 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 1: what I've been doing on my birthday. I woke up, Okay, 40 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: I stretched out, moved around, get the flem moving, you know, 41 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: get it all moving, circulating, real nice circulating, real proper like. 42 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: Then I went down to the gym. Okay. What we 43 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: did today for my fifty third birthday workout was we did, uh, 44 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 1: five minutes of ABS straight sounds like nothing, Go go 45 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: try it. Burn your asshole. Five minutes of ABS. I 46 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 1: get you going. Then for my birthday, because fifty three, 47 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna do my standard five minute plank. 48 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 1: Boom boom, boom boom, five minutes planking. Then we got 49 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: on that steel, thick steel, not the little steel, that 50 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 1: thick hard steel. Boom, chest boom, chest boom, chest shoulders, shoulders, shoulders, shoulders. 51 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 1: Then the triceps got some work, okay. Then we took 52 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:42,040 Speaker 1: a nice shower, nice shave, nice shit t m I. 53 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 1: Then my wife we went to a restaurant down there 54 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: at the at the Tin Building. John Pierre George John Luke, 55 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:53,240 Speaker 1: George John George, chef, big time Chef's got this beautiful. 56 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,280 Speaker 1: You know, if you're in New York, you're not a 57 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 1: New Yorker or you are a New Yorker. Go down 58 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,039 Speaker 1: to the Tin Building. You like food, You're like pizza, 59 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,359 Speaker 1: You're like Chinese food. You like cookies, you're like bread, 60 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:10,840 Speaker 1: like seafood, you're like fruit. They got everything down there, 61 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: Chef Jean George down there at that Tin Building. He 62 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 1: got a nice set up. This restaurants on top of restaurants, 63 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 1: beautiful view. We went to this joint vegetarian joint, vegan joint, 64 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:31,599 Speaker 1: cold seeds and weeds, had a great vegetarian lunch. Okay, 65 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 1: and then boom, I'm here disrupting on my birthday, disrupting 66 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 1: on my birthday, disrupting on my fifty third birthday. And 67 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,720 Speaker 1: I was having this little mini debate with my wife 68 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:48,440 Speaker 1: because my wife is a birthday person. Personally, I don't 69 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 1: consider myself a birthday person in terms of I don't 70 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: want gifts and I don't want, you know, a party. 71 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 1: But I'm not a guy who likes to walk in 72 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 1: the room and doesn't like everybody to know that it's 73 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,480 Speaker 1: my birthday. So although I don't want the fanfare, I 74 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,839 Speaker 1: want everybody to know that it's my birthday. I don't 75 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 1: know what that means. I don't know how to sort 76 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:16,000 Speaker 1: of compute that in line that up again. I don't 77 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,440 Speaker 1: want a party. I don't want gifts, but I want 78 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,240 Speaker 1: I don't want to text message, a phone call, or 79 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 1: just when you see me you salute me, or if 80 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,000 Speaker 1: you see me maybe for my birthday, you don't say 81 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 1: anything to me. That's always a good birthday present. Just 82 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 1: don't say shit to me. But I'm not one of 83 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,040 Speaker 1: these people who does not like people to know that 84 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,240 Speaker 1: it's my fucking birthday. And I will, I will disrupt 85 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:44,480 Speaker 1: if I want to. But fifty three said it once, 86 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:49,159 Speaker 1: I say I'll say it again. Body's fifty three, inner child, 87 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:55,720 Speaker 1: fourteen year old, maybe fifteen year old boy mind ninety 88 00:06:55,760 --> 00:07:04,040 Speaker 1: one year old, cranky old fetching, just annoyed old Jewish man. 89 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,480 Speaker 1: We got three things working at once. We got the 90 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 1: reality fifty three looking good, King of Kashmir, Ron Herman Kashmir. 91 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,200 Speaker 1: We got the inner child fourteen, fifteen years old. I 92 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: don't know what we're wearing. We got some jeans on 93 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 1: some leaves, some Levin's, We got some nikes on, maybe 94 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 1: an eight ball jacket that might be a little early 95 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 1: okay baseball hat. And then we got the ninety one 96 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:34,160 Speaker 1: year old Jewish man that's living inside of me. Meet. 97 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 1: Turning fifty three is crazy because my father is eighty nine. 98 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 1: My father's turned ninety in June, ninety fucking years old, 99 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 1: and I was thinking, God, damn it, ninety years old. 100 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 1: Holy shit. So it's a it's a lot going on. 101 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: I got my niece, she's getting married to, coming to 102 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,480 Speaker 1: New York aunt, some family gatherings coming up in a 103 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,320 Speaker 1: couple of He's gotta brace yourself for those family gatherings. 104 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:05,920 Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but when it comes to 105 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:09,960 Speaker 1: me and gatherings and people and wrangling people and ubers 106 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 1: and eighty nine year old dead and who's gonna take 107 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 1: them where? And the wood and he needs a new 108 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,480 Speaker 1: phone plan because my brothers and I can't deal with 109 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:25,800 Speaker 1: any of that shit, can't deal with it. But it 110 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 1: feels like spring is here, New York City, March twentieth, 111 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,080 Speaker 1: Spring is here. My birthday is always the beginning of spring, 112 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,320 Speaker 1: and I'm looking forward to a beautiful beautiful spring again. 113 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,960 Speaker 1: If you're gonna come to New York, now is the time, 114 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:43,079 Speaker 1: the most beautiful time of the year now and the 115 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 1: fall summertime. I ain't gonna recommend coming here. You're walking around, 116 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,040 Speaker 1: that's what we go swamp ass season. That's when you're 117 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:56,760 Speaker 1: asked dripped sweat from dawn to daylight all day long. 118 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,839 Speaker 1: You will be come to New York. Now, go to 119 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,760 Speaker 1: the A ten building. Get yourself some nice food. I 120 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 1: was gonna got. They had this cookie bar, fresh cookies. 121 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,480 Speaker 1: You see that got the cakes here. But they had 122 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,320 Speaker 1: a cookie bar. They had cookies I had never eat. 123 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 1: They had like a chocolate chip banana cookie. They had 124 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:18,079 Speaker 1: all kinds of exotic cookies, pastries and all that stuff. 125 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:22,080 Speaker 1: I looked it off because I had a little vegetarian dessert. 126 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,800 Speaker 1: I had to look it off. I don't want to 127 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:27,360 Speaker 1: make myself sick on my birthday because I've been gorging myself. 128 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:30,559 Speaker 1: I told you I got a cookie problem. Now I 129 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:33,600 Speaker 1: have to avoid walking past my favorite cookie places. It's 130 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:37,920 Speaker 1: like calling me in like a crack den. Like they're 131 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,120 Speaker 1: selling jumbos, five dollar jums, ten dollars jumps. We got 132 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:51,880 Speaker 1: twenty dollars Jums, that blue Magic, that Denzel, that American gangster. Okay, anyway, 133 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,559 Speaker 1: New York City, the greatest city on earth, and it's 134 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:04,600 Speaker 1: it seems so apropos. It seems apropos that dick stained 135 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:08,480 Speaker 1: Donald Trump is going to get arrested in New York 136 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:13,559 Speaker 1: And these are his words. This wasn't Chris Cuomo, this 137 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:18,880 Speaker 1: wasn't crying Rachel Maddow. This wasn't the far far far 138 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:23,640 Speaker 1: left media, the far far, far left media. And they 139 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 1: didn't announced that pig dick Donald Trump was going to 140 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:32,280 Speaker 1: get arrested on Tuesday, March twenty first, a day after 141 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:40,920 Speaker 1: my birthday. Who announced it? I'll wait, who announced that 142 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:46,240 Speaker 1: they're getting arrested on March twenty first, twenty twenty three. 143 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:50,920 Speaker 1: The man doesn't lie. Why would we not believe him? 144 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 1: Now we've come this far believing everything he says. We 145 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:04,000 Speaker 1: have come this far believing every thing he says. Do 146 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:10,240 Speaker 1: not blame my guy, Chuck Scarborough, Do not blame CNN, 147 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:15,040 Speaker 1: Do not blame Jim Pasky, Do not blame Chris Cuomo, 148 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:20,040 Speaker 1: the late great Mario Cuomo, Andrew. Don't blame any of them. 149 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:26,080 Speaker 1: You you fuck said you are getting arrested Tuesday morning, 150 00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:31,640 Speaker 1: March twenty feet, twenty twenty three, in the greatest city 151 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:35,520 Speaker 1: on Earth, the city where you're from, albeit you're from 152 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,839 Speaker 1: Queen's no disrespect. The Queen's Queens is in the house 153 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:41,880 Speaker 1: represent represent again. Shout out to the great Five Dogs. 154 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:46,560 Speaker 1: Shout out to q tip Alishahid Mohammad, Tripical Quest. Shout 155 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:50,839 Speaker 1: out to LLL cool J Run DMC, Shout out to 156 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:54,559 Speaker 1: the New York Mets. Shout out to all the great 157 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:59,679 Speaker 1: things that have come out of Queens except you. You. 158 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:06,480 Speaker 1: You are the shit stain on the Borough of Queens. 159 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 1: I'll say it again, you dick stain. Donald Trump are 160 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:17,040 Speaker 1: the shit stain on the Borough of Queens. A lot 161 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:24,199 Speaker 1: of fuss, a lot of discussion, a lot of opinions 162 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:30,400 Speaker 1: on why how we've gotten this far. Well, let me 163 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:39,559 Speaker 1: tell you something. I'm gonna use myself as an analogy. Okay, 164 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:44,000 Speaker 1: let's just say my doorman. I'll use my doorman as 165 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:49,760 Speaker 1: an analogy. Okay, in my building takes care of me. 166 00:12:50,559 --> 00:12:54,280 Speaker 1: I've been there a long time. Treat him with respect, 167 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:59,000 Speaker 1: generosity and class. At least I go out of my 168 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:07,280 Speaker 1: way to these show my generosity, class, appreciation, and respect. Okay. 169 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 1: So when I'm gone, I'm out of town. My doorman 170 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:15,360 Speaker 1: will sometimes call me, Michael, we got a big package 171 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:19,280 Speaker 1: down here. There might be something important. Would you like 172 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,559 Speaker 1: me to bring it up for you? It could be 173 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:27,200 Speaker 1: and a banana himmuck on a beach in Miami. Yeah, 174 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,520 Speaker 1: I could be on a on a beach in Miami 175 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,880 Speaker 1: with that banana himuck. I could be who the fuck knows, 176 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:38,160 Speaker 1: a Ruba Tahiti who knows my guy will call me. 177 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,240 Speaker 1: He'll say that, and I'll say, I appreciate it. Yes, 178 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,240 Speaker 1: please bring it up if you think it's something important. 179 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,679 Speaker 1: He does it all the time, and I tell him 180 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:50,600 Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I appreciate you. I appreciate that. How 181 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:57,960 Speaker 1: are you if I treated my doorman like shit time 182 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:03,120 Speaker 1: and time again, you know what, he might stop calling 183 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:06,199 Speaker 1: me and saying, Michael, we have a package down here. 184 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 1: He might just leave it down there, not that he's 185 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,000 Speaker 1: gonna let anything happen to it, because he's doing his job. 186 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:20,200 Speaker 1: I'm a tenant, YadA YadA, YadA. Right, But if I 187 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:26,600 Speaker 1: keep treating him like shit, keep disrespecting him, keep being obnoxious, 188 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 1: keep being rude, you know what one day he might 189 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,480 Speaker 1: do and I'm not saying my guy would ever do this, 190 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:36,240 Speaker 1: but you know what, one day he might do. One 191 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 1: of my packages might come and he might kick the 192 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:43,600 Speaker 1: fucking thing because he's like this guy is a dickhead, 193 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,880 Speaker 1: he's an asshole. Fuck his packages. He treats me like shit. 194 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,160 Speaker 1: He's rude to me, he's disrespectful for me to me. 195 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,960 Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about Oh no, he doesn't tip. 196 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:57,800 Speaker 1: I'm just talking about being a blatant fuck nose pricklips 197 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:04,520 Speaker 1: start kicking the fucking packages, not telling me nothing. I 198 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,600 Speaker 1: walk in the building, I don't say anything to him 199 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,520 Speaker 1: because I'm an asshole. He doesn't say anything to me. 200 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,240 Speaker 1: Then the next day come downstairs as a package. Why 201 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,640 Speaker 1: didn't you tell me there was a package? Oh, I 202 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:16,960 Speaker 1: didn't see it because I'm the asshole. I don't get 203 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,720 Speaker 1: any more favors. He's not looking out for me anymore. 204 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,240 Speaker 1: He's kicking my packages. Pig dick. Donald Trump, you're that 205 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:30,720 Speaker 1: package that's being kicked. You are the asshole tenant in 206 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 1: this country, in this United States of America, in this world. 207 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,120 Speaker 1: You're the asshole. You are the guy that is no 208 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:44,240 Speaker 1: longer in the good graces of the world. To get 209 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:51,760 Speaker 1: any more favors. Powerful people, rich people, They afford favors. 210 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 1: They could buy people off. Presidents. People are gonna look 211 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,800 Speaker 1: the other way. They don't want to cause any trouble. 212 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,920 Speaker 1: We know if we arrested you for January six, we 213 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:06,360 Speaker 1: know the ramifications of that. That's too big. In all honesty, 214 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,800 Speaker 1: you inciting a riot is too big. We can't do that. 215 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:14,400 Speaker 1: It's never gonna happen. We can't do it. It's a 216 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,840 Speaker 1: bad look for all of us. So he has to 217 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 1: have to absorb the fact that you incited a riot 218 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:24,280 Speaker 1: when you said January six, it's gonna be a hell 219 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:29,120 Speaker 1: of a day. Go down there and fight, fight like mad. 220 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,240 Speaker 1: You said that ship and they went down there and 221 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:35,400 Speaker 1: fought like mad. They fought like dogs. You didn't because 222 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,160 Speaker 1: you're a bitch asshole. You didn't fight because you're a 223 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,680 Speaker 1: bitch asshome and you didn't fight because you're a draft 224 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:45,760 Speaker 1: dodging bitch asshole. But you sent all your your dogs 225 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:50,480 Speaker 1: in there to do it. Nixon, we know he was 226 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:54,080 Speaker 1: a piece of shit. We know Reagan was a shady fuck. 227 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:59,400 Speaker 1: We know that dollar Bill Clinton got his dick sucked 228 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 1: in the Oval office. He got doomed dollar. Bill Clinton 229 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:12,320 Speaker 1: got dome in the White House. We know how he 230 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,639 Speaker 1: gets down. I met dollar Bill Clinton. I wanted to 231 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:20,280 Speaker 1: give him some dome. He's a charming motherfucker. No Bruno, 232 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 1: no Bruno. But I met Bill Clinton at the NBA 233 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,840 Speaker 1: All Star Game. I believe it was twenty fifteen. I 234 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,880 Speaker 1: told this story before halftime of the NBA All Star Game. 235 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,480 Speaker 1: Brooklyn New York came over to me, started talking to 236 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:39,040 Speaker 1: me about my performance, and Justified talking to me about 237 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,879 Speaker 1: the other actors, and Justified had his arm on my shoulder, 238 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,480 Speaker 1: those blue eyes blue slash gray eyes. I would have 239 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:49,440 Speaker 1: given him some dome myself. And this is when he 240 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:54,520 Speaker 1: was past his prime. Dollar Bill Clinton got, He got 241 00:17:55,160 --> 00:18:00,200 Speaker 1: got dome, brain in the White House, got him each 242 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,040 Speaker 1: But we turned the other cheek because it's like, you 243 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:05,520 Speaker 1: know what, he's a president. What are we gonna do? 244 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,359 Speaker 1: We impeach him. We know he's a scumbag. We turned 245 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 1: the other cheek. See Barrock. He might have done some 246 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:20,040 Speaker 1: corrupt things, okay, but he's Brock a bush, dumbest motherfucker ever, 247 00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:25,080 Speaker 1: the dumbest motherfucker ever. But you gonna we're not gonna 248 00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:30,560 Speaker 1: if we ship on him. We all look bad, you motherfucker. 249 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:35,600 Speaker 1: You've had chance after chance after chance after chance after 250 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,359 Speaker 1: chance after chance after chance after to turn it around, 251 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,680 Speaker 1: but you just couldn't do it because you're an obnoxious, 252 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:49,399 Speaker 1: egomaniac pig dick from queens. No disrespect the Queens again, 253 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:55,840 Speaker 1: no disrespect the Queens. And you paid off Stormy Daniels 254 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,679 Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty thousand dollars, which is such a weird, 255 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,000 Speaker 1: a weird amount of money. It's not one hundred K, 256 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,960 Speaker 1: not one hundred and fifty K. There was probably a 257 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,720 Speaker 1: negotiation to get up to one hundred and thirty thousand dollars. 258 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:14,359 Speaker 1: You paid her off hush money while you were running 259 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:19,320 Speaker 1: for president. Let's not forget this wasn't just some random 260 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,679 Speaker 1: shit in the eye in the nineties. You paid her 261 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:25,480 Speaker 1: off while you were running for president. And now we 262 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:29,400 Speaker 1: got you. They're gonna arrest you, you fuck. They're gonna 263 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:36,640 Speaker 1: fingerprint you. Some cop who went through all the procedures, 264 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:42,119 Speaker 1: some cop who went through training, some cop with a 265 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,040 Speaker 1: big heart, is going to have the honor and the 266 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,800 Speaker 1: privilege of putting those fucking handcuffs on you. I don't 267 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,760 Speaker 1: know who it is, but that is a special fucking cop. 268 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:57,520 Speaker 1: That's like a Cerproco Sipowitz type shit. Whoever gets the 269 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,480 Speaker 1: honor and the privilege of just going clink you fuck 270 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:05,720 Speaker 1: on those big fet old wrists, your old bag of shit, 271 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,240 Speaker 1: dick stayed down the stuff. You're an old pile of shit. 272 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,280 Speaker 1: They're gonna put you in the cell, maybe be there 273 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,840 Speaker 1: an hour, maybe less. They're gonna pay the fine. You're 274 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:20,520 Speaker 1: gonna go about your business. But they got you. And 275 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,320 Speaker 1: I'll tell you something. Alvin Bragg. I knew Alvin Bragg 276 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:27,159 Speaker 1: growing up. Alvin Bragg is from Harlem. One of my 277 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,600 Speaker 1: best friends growing up lived on the same block as 278 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:34,680 Speaker 1: Alvin Bragg. I knew Alvin Bragg, didn't know he would 279 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,160 Speaker 1: take it this far to shout out the great Biggie Smalls. 280 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,399 Speaker 1: And they go, well, Alvin Bragg, he's a Soros paid 281 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:47,080 Speaker 1: for Soros is doing this. Soros. We can make excuse 282 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:53,400 Speaker 1: after excuse, sorrows. This sorrows that we got you because 283 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,159 Speaker 1: you're out of favors. And they go, well, this is 284 00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:01,199 Speaker 1: just gonna embolden his base. That base didn't need any emboldening. 285 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:06,840 Speaker 1: That base is on crack. That base will come and 286 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:11,440 Speaker 1: it will no matter what. Five dollars, Joms, ten dollars, jemps. 287 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,240 Speaker 1: They didn't need this to happen to stand behind him. 288 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,000 Speaker 1: What are they gonna vote for that dumb dumb down 289 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:20,840 Speaker 1: in Florida. Santos, He's not say, Santos is not that guy. 290 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,200 Speaker 1: We don't have to worry about Santos because Santos is 291 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:27,199 Speaker 1: not that guy. I know a lot of people like Santos. 292 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:32,240 Speaker 1: He's not that guy. It's like I said, the actor 293 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:40,640 Speaker 1: Fish from Barney Miller played Sally in Uh, the Godfather, 294 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:46,159 Speaker 1: and they knew, they knew. They found out what Sally did. 295 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:53,000 Speaker 1: And Sally says to Tom Hagen, Tom, can you let 296 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:58,440 Speaker 1: this slide for old times sakes? And Tom Hagen goes, no, 297 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,800 Speaker 1: you fuck. I can't let it slide. You fuck you. 298 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,200 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let it slide because you're out of favors, 299 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:12,920 Speaker 1: because you're an ob noxious, rude, miserable, pompous fuck. It's 300 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,240 Speaker 1: on you. This ain't political. This ain't about smoking Joe Biden, 301 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:22,000 Speaker 1: This ain't about his crack head son. This saint about Hillary. 302 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,600 Speaker 1: This is about you. We know you're not going to rikers. 303 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,080 Speaker 1: We know this is not some big deal. It's just 304 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:35,520 Speaker 1: the shame of putting you in the system. That's what 305 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:39,280 Speaker 1: it's about. It's the shame of it. We know your 306 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:45,840 Speaker 1: rider die, big dogs, your wolves. They're not coming to 307 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,840 Speaker 1: New York. They got all they all got locked up. 308 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,879 Speaker 1: The best of the bunch is locked the fuck up. 309 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 1: From January sixth, the Quanan shaminin coming out of here 310 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,880 Speaker 1: to protest for you, the oath Keepers, the proud Boy. 311 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,520 Speaker 1: The best of the bunch has been locked up. I 312 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,720 Speaker 1: ain't worried about shit happening in New York. YO. We're prepared. 313 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 1: He said, you need to go fight. You need to 314 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:14,280 Speaker 1: protest for who for you. Fight and protest for who 315 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,159 Speaker 1: for you? Trump, You wouldn't spit on any of these 316 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:22,200 Speaker 1: motherfuckers if they were on fire. You wouldn't piss on 317 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:28,200 Speaker 1: them if they were on fire. Nobody should risk getting arrested, 318 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,359 Speaker 1: which ironically, you get arrested in the same building that 319 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,480 Speaker 1: Trump will be in at the same time. You come 320 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,680 Speaker 1: to New York. You fuck around. You might be a 321 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:41,480 Speaker 1: cellmate with Dick Stain Donald Trump. You fuck around, but 322 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,040 Speaker 1: do not expect to get bailed out. Do not expect 323 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,440 Speaker 1: any commissary, Do not expect any nudy pictures do not 324 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:53,320 Speaker 1: expect anything. If you get arrested, you're on your own. 325 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,000 Speaker 1: And let me tell you something, people, good people that 326 00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:01,480 Speaker 1: are listening and watching this. When it goes down, me, 327 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:07,920 Speaker 1: Michael Rapport, i'mna dancing in the streets. Oh, I'm going live, live, live, 328 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,120 Speaker 1: not just once. I might get on some Truman show. Shit. 329 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,960 Speaker 1: If this motherfucker actually doesn't get arrested, and I believe 330 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,080 Speaker 1: him because he always tells the truth, why would we 331 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:23,440 Speaker 1: not believe him. Now I am letting you know, I'm 332 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:29,240 Speaker 1: going live live Jim Carrey style the Real World with 333 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,760 Speaker 1: pucking them, with Heather being them when they had the 334 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:38,760 Speaker 1: Loft Downtown MTV when they had to do to Eric 335 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:44,480 Speaker 1: Real World Style twenty four. I might get putass naked 336 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:49,879 Speaker 1: and walk through the streets and party. Oh yeah, like 337 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:55,399 Speaker 1: it's nineteen ninety nine. So if it happens, you know 338 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:59,040 Speaker 1: where I'm gonna be fucking laughing my ass off. You 339 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,240 Speaker 1: fuck you, you fuck you. You did it to yourself. 340 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,280 Speaker 1: Trust me on this, guys. This is not about politics. 341 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,760 Speaker 1: That's not about George Soros, that's not about anything. This 342 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:18,679 Speaker 1: is about an asshole, a motherfucking pompous, egomaniac asshole. Who's 343 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:23,440 Speaker 1: out of favors. That's why this motherfucker's getting arrested. He 344 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,719 Speaker 1: did it to himself. That's why his daughter Aine tweeting 345 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,280 Speaker 1: on his bath. That's why his son in Lawine tweeting 346 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 1: on behalf. The only one who's tweeting on behalf is 347 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:35,760 Speaker 1: his dumb, dumb, dumb son, Dick Stain Donald Trump Junior, 348 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,399 Speaker 1: who's got nothing going on in his life except for 349 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:46,639 Speaker 1: being a ball washer for his old man's dirty, crusty, saggy, decrepit, 350 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,080 Speaker 1: fucked up ball Can you imagine what Dick Stain Donald 351 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:53,000 Speaker 1: Trump's balls look like these days? And you, Dick Stain, 352 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,399 Speaker 1: Donald Trump, Ju, you gotta sit there and hold him 353 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,760 Speaker 1: and scrub him and clean him. That's your entire existence. 354 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:21,480 Speaker 1: Fuck podcast. John Morant. John Morant has been cleared to 355 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:29,480 Speaker 1: play John Morant of the Memphis Grizzlies, who should be 356 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:36,879 Speaker 1: called the Memphis Wolves because the Memphis Grizzlies sell so 357 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:46,480 Speaker 1: many Wolf tickets. Dylan Brooks, Desmond Bain, and John Morant 358 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:51,480 Speaker 1: the biggest, biggest bullshitters in the NBA. You guys are 359 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:55,200 Speaker 1: acting like you're on some gang shit and your gang 360 00:26:55,359 --> 00:27:00,320 Speaker 1: leader just went to a rehabilitation Center in Florida for what. 361 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:06,240 Speaker 1: I don't know. We know how we got here. John Morant, 362 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,040 Speaker 1: he likes pulling out that pistol, he likes flashing that steel. 363 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:15,440 Speaker 1: He's on that Charlie Bronson, John morand likes pulling out 364 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:20,240 Speaker 1: them peace. He's cruel, all of them. Then it all 365 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 1: went bad when he put himself on Instagram live in 366 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,040 Speaker 1: a strip club showing a gun while he was jest naked. 367 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,680 Speaker 1: Did an interview with Jaylen Rose, who I love, everybody 368 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,320 Speaker 1: loves jay Len Rose. Jaylen Rose, the one hard hitting 369 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:39,360 Speaker 1: question you didn't ask John morand you asked him good questions, 370 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,920 Speaker 1: and I get it, it's rock in a hard place. 371 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,720 Speaker 1: You also don't want to make him look so bad. 372 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,639 Speaker 1: Jaylen Rose, who's got so much experience as a media person, 373 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,160 Speaker 1: he must be kicking himself because he did not ask 374 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:57,040 Speaker 1: the follow up question, because he said, what about the gun? 375 00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:04,240 Speaker 1: John Morant's twenty three said it's not my gun? Wasn't 376 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:09,200 Speaker 1: my gun? YadA, YadA, YadA. I believe that the NBA 377 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:14,160 Speaker 1: did an investigation and they did not tie that gun 378 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:19,000 Speaker 1: or any specific gun specifically to Jah Moran. But the 379 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:23,120 Speaker 1: question Jalen Rose should have asked is, well, then why 380 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,960 Speaker 1: the fuck were you chest naked in the strip club 381 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:34,560 Speaker 1: with the gun? What were you on? Booker, sugar perks, 382 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:40,760 Speaker 1: that brown weed or a combination of all of them, 383 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:46,120 Speaker 1: ABC D or E pick one, because there's no way 384 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:50,800 Speaker 1: in your right mind you could be sober. It could 385 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,520 Speaker 1: just be browned. You could have just been drinking too 386 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 1: at least twenty three. When you're twenty three, you don't 387 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,360 Speaker 1: add a hold your your liquor. You might be dunking 388 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,600 Speaker 1: all motherfucker's, you might be blocking people shots against the glass. 389 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,200 Speaker 1: You might be able to do every single thing you 390 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,920 Speaker 1: could ever imagine on a basketball court, but you still 391 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,040 Speaker 1: twenty three. You don't add to hold that brown. He 392 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:14,360 Speaker 1: might just be on that brown. I don't judge you 393 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,960 Speaker 1: if you're having a problem being on that brown. But 394 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,120 Speaker 1: Jalen should have said, what was you want, hommie? Because 395 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,160 Speaker 1: Jaalen's like, I'm keeping a real ba. That's what we 396 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,240 Speaker 1: want to know, because we know you must have been 397 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,520 Speaker 1: on something to be just naked in the strip club 398 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:34,440 Speaker 1: holding the jammie, the biscuit, the trulie. And they said 399 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,400 Speaker 1: he went to a rehabilitation center some some mysterious rehability 400 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,520 Speaker 1: what what kind of rehabilitation center was it? What are 401 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:48,280 Speaker 1: you rehabilitating your your affinity for guns, your affinity for strippers. Hey, listen, 402 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:53,480 Speaker 1: twenty three, I heard about that strip club. You see 403 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,400 Speaker 1: women coming in there with YO. They got the asses, 404 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:01,040 Speaker 1: they got the tits. They smell like God damn magic. 405 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:07,560 Speaker 1: They smell like heaven on earth. Long hair, fat ass, 406 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,800 Speaker 1: fat tits, smelling like heaven on Earth. I just want 407 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,120 Speaker 1: to know what kind of rehabilitation center John Morant went 408 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:20,920 Speaker 1: to because Jalen didn't ask the question, what were you on? 409 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,360 Speaker 1: But he's back again twenty three. When I was twenty three, 410 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,960 Speaker 1: I was dumb. I wish this kid nothing but the best. Okay. 411 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,000 Speaker 1: I have no ill will against the Memphis Grizzlies personally 412 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,880 Speaker 1: Dylan Brooks. It's good for the game. I like bad guys, 413 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:43,600 Speaker 1: I like antagonists. I don't judge him because he looks 414 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,479 Speaker 1: like an abused pit bull. Dylan Brooks looks like one 415 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,320 Speaker 1: of them dogs that they rescued from Mike Vick's house. 416 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,000 Speaker 1: You look like one of them dogs that got one 417 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,680 Speaker 1: too many pit bull fights. Dylan Brooks looked like shit. 418 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:01,640 Speaker 1: Desmond Brain. You punched Kevin Love and the nuts and 419 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,640 Speaker 1: you guys are still talking like you've done it. You've 420 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,120 Speaker 1: done nothing, and you're gonna do nothing this year with 421 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,640 Speaker 1: Jah or without Jo. You're not that crewe. You'll be 422 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 1: lucky if you ever make it to one NBA finals. 423 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,600 Speaker 1: That's a long ways away. It ain't happening this year. 424 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,120 Speaker 1: And John Moran allegedly came to New York and met 425 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,080 Speaker 1: with Adam Silver, and I just started thinking about the 426 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:30,680 Speaker 1: great Danny Illo. I started thinking about the late great 427 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:37,320 Speaker 1: Danny Illo, and I was like, Adam Silver, you're doing 428 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,720 Speaker 1: a great job. I know it is not easy. It's 429 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,480 Speaker 1: easier said than done, dealing with all the things you 430 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:48,080 Speaker 1: have to deal with being the commissioner of the NBA. 431 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,760 Speaker 1: But I started thinking about my guy Illo, and what 432 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:59,280 Speaker 1: if Danny Illo was the commissioner of the NBA. And 433 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:04,600 Speaker 1: what if Danny Allo sat down with John Morant. How 434 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:08,680 Speaker 1: would that conversation go. I think it would go a 435 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:13,800 Speaker 1: little something like this. There's no small talk. John Morant 436 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:20,440 Speaker 1: walks into Commissioner Rayelo's office and Commissioner Raello goes, what 437 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:25,400 Speaker 1: the fuck is wrong with you? Your dumb motherfuck are you? 438 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:31,800 Speaker 1: Where's your fucking father? And the dumb fucking sunglasses. You're 439 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,920 Speaker 1: in a fucking strip club. I've been the fucking strip clubs. 440 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:40,880 Speaker 1: I'm from the Bronx. You motherfuck are you. I was 441 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,720 Speaker 1: at shoes when Anne ber Rose was in there. She 442 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:50,000 Speaker 1: was shaking a fucking ass. I never took my fucking 443 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,880 Speaker 1: clothes off in the strip club. That's the stripper's job. 444 00:32:55,560 --> 00:33:00,720 Speaker 1: You're pulling fucking guns out, you're suspended. You fuck you. 445 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:07,000 Speaker 1: I'm trying to run a fucking league here. None of 446 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:12,680 Speaker 1: my fucking stars or even from this fucking country. I 447 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:16,960 Speaker 1: got Yannis, I can't say his fucking last name. I 448 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:23,040 Speaker 1: got that fuck joker, bitch, Duker Dting Denver. You're my 449 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:27,840 Speaker 1: American fucking store and you're fucking naked in a strip 450 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,760 Speaker 1: cub twenty games. You fuck get the fuck out of 451 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:39,200 Speaker 1: my office. Danny Yello as NBA Commissioner Adam Stern. A 452 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,160 Speaker 1: lot of people ask me, why don't you I Yello 453 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:47,080 Speaker 1: every single episode, and I go, do I need to 454 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:54,680 Speaker 1: explain myself? It takes its toll. I yellowing love the 455 00:33:54,720 --> 00:34:00,560 Speaker 1: great Danny Ello, miss the great Danny Yello. And I 456 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,640 Speaker 1: never want I alloing to become a thing. I wanted 457 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:26,839 Speaker 1: to be special anyway, heading to Indianapolis this weekend. I'm 458 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:30,120 Speaker 1: gonna be perform at the Helium Comedy clumb the twenty third, 459 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:35,000 Speaker 1: the twenty fourth, the twenty fifth of March, Mary fourth, 460 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:39,040 Speaker 1: and twenty fifth. Come see me in Indianapolis. The Young 461 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:44,680 Speaker 1: Shooter is booked confirmed and will be with me out 462 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:49,560 Speaker 1: there in Indianapolis, expecting nothing but the best of the 463 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:55,839 Speaker 1: best of the best crowds um and then I'm going 464 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,560 Speaker 1: to Texas. I got a bunch of shows. All shows 465 00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,799 Speaker 1: are up on my site, Michael Rappaport Comedy dot com. 466 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:06,400 Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport Comedy dot com. Going Philly, going to Houston, 467 00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,120 Speaker 1: going a bunch of places become seem man. I'm gonna 468 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:16,640 Speaker 1: be out and about uh until June, doing shows all 469 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,120 Speaker 1: over the place. And like I said, I'll be in 470 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:23,880 Speaker 1: Indianapolis twenty third, twenty fourth to twenty fifth of March. 471 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,400 Speaker 1: A lot of debate discussion. I didn't talk about it 472 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,279 Speaker 1: about the Chris Rock Special, which is funny because the 473 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:36,160 Speaker 1: Chris Rock Special and comedy specials now, just like every 474 00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:40,960 Speaker 1: single thing else in the world, they're like pages. You know, 475 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,040 Speaker 1: everything is so quick, there's so there's so much content, 476 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,560 Speaker 1: there's so many things to discuss. There's so much internet fodder. 477 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,399 Speaker 1: There's so much um, you know, Academy Awards, they come, 478 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,480 Speaker 1: they go, uh, the specials, they come to go. You know, 479 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,920 Speaker 1: you're supposed to watch it and then you get two 480 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,120 Speaker 1: days to discuss it. And if not, it's old news. 481 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,640 Speaker 1: Sign of the times. Here's what I'll say about the 482 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,239 Speaker 1: Chris Rock Special. I don't know if he saw it. 483 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,520 Speaker 1: He didn't see He should absolutely one hundred and fifty 484 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:13,479 Speaker 1: percent watch the Chris Rock Special. Don't believe what you've heard. 485 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,359 Speaker 1: Don't believe the opinions. When is Chris Rock not made 486 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:22,400 Speaker 1: an incredible and or very good special? He's never not 487 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:27,319 Speaker 1: made an incredible He's either incredible and or very good. 488 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:32,560 Speaker 1: That's his stratosphere. I'm not going to go over the 489 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,239 Speaker 1: whole Will Smith of it all, what he said, what 490 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,560 Speaker 1: he didn't say. I was talking to my wife about 491 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:41,239 Speaker 1: this and we were saying, how sad it is that 492 00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:48,359 Speaker 1: because of the Will Smith incident, Chris Rock and Chris 493 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:53,440 Speaker 1: Rock's career and this special in particular, people are divided. 494 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,399 Speaker 1: People are divided because people are divided about whether Will 495 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,520 Speaker 1: Smith had a right to sack him, whether he should 496 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,560 Speaker 1: have smacked him, whether he shouldn't have smacked him, whether 497 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,080 Speaker 1: Chris Rock should have you know, spoke about him at 498 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,880 Speaker 1: the specials, shouldn't have spoke hi about him at the 499 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,080 Speaker 1: special And it's turned his career into a freak show. 500 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,480 Speaker 1: It's turned his career into a freak show into a 501 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:22,279 Speaker 1: gossip headline thing, and you've taken sides. People have inevitably 502 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,280 Speaker 1: taken sides on a guy who, like I said, whether 503 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,600 Speaker 1: you love love, love, love love Chris Rock or not, 504 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,799 Speaker 1: you can't deny that his specials are always fun, if 505 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:35,600 Speaker 1: not super brilliant. You know, some might say his last 506 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,360 Speaker 1: special was not as good as the one before, but 507 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:43,000 Speaker 1: it still was better than most specials. And I've heard 508 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,279 Speaker 1: people go, you know, this special was trash, and I 509 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:50,000 Speaker 1: was like, trash. How could you say anything with Chris 510 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,200 Speaker 1: Rock doing comedies trash? He all of a sudden went 511 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,960 Speaker 1: from being one of the greats to it's trash. And 512 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,960 Speaker 1: the reason why is because of this incident that happened 513 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,680 Speaker 1: with Will Smith. Will Smith comes out with a movie which, 514 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,400 Speaker 1: from all the reviews and everything I've heard about it, Emancipation, 515 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,680 Speaker 1: a very important movie directed by a very accomplished great 516 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,320 Speaker 1: filmmaker Antoine Fuqua, who directed Training Day, amongst other films. 517 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,440 Speaker 1: No one sees it because Will Smith is now like 518 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,319 Speaker 1: it's like, it's like an an anomaly. I saw Chris 519 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:27,560 Speaker 1: Rock on the street about three months ago, and I 520 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,319 Speaker 1: thought at that time, when I saw him on the street, 521 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,200 Speaker 1: I was like, I bet you walking around the streets 522 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,640 Speaker 1: for Chris Rock has changed forever. Because, let me use 523 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,400 Speaker 1: myself as an example, to this day, people will come 524 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,080 Speaker 1: up to me and say, fuck Kevin Durant, Fuck Kevin Durant. 525 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,440 Speaker 1: I'm glad he left New York. Fuck Kevin Durant. We 526 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,520 Speaker 1: got your back, Mike. I didn't have a fight with 527 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,319 Speaker 1: Kevin Durant. Physic Kevin Durant didn't smack me. I didn't 528 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,840 Speaker 1: smack Kevin Durant. We had this stupid gossip thing that happened, 529 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,680 Speaker 1: and it became this tabloid thing, and I was imagining 530 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,120 Speaker 1: Chris Rock walks down the streets of New York, his city. 531 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,560 Speaker 1: He's from New York, born and raised Brooklyn, New York. 532 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,759 Speaker 1: Went to Boys and Girl High School. Was actually in 533 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:12,680 Speaker 1: the same class as the great Dwayne Pearl Washington. He 534 00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:17,840 Speaker 1: talked about that sidetracking here But after all the years 535 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,160 Speaker 1: of being funny, all the specials, all the Saturdaynight Live, 536 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,839 Speaker 1: all the Pookie, all the movies, all the things he's done, 537 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,120 Speaker 1: I guarantee you, in the last year, the thing people 538 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,760 Speaker 1: have said most to Chris Rock is fuck Will Smith. 539 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,719 Speaker 1: You know we got your back, Chris, We love you, Chris. 540 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,640 Speaker 1: Don't worry about that Chris to this day, and that 541 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,360 Speaker 1: shit's gonna stick around him forever. He put a stain 542 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,360 Speaker 1: on this guy's life, his day to day life, his career, 543 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,640 Speaker 1: and people's opinion of him. It's because of Will Smith. 544 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,320 Speaker 1: And it's a damn shame. It's a damn shame. So 545 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,760 Speaker 1: do not believe people saying that Chris Rock Special's trash. 546 00:39:56,120 --> 00:40:03,200 Speaker 1: That's like saying Lebron James it's trash. That's like saying that, 547 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:08,880 Speaker 1: you know, Steph Curry's trash. That's like saying that, like 548 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:12,000 Speaker 1: Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, you like these people, not like 549 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,480 Speaker 1: these people, that one of the merchants. He's at that level. 550 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,200 Speaker 1: You can't say he's trash. He's never put out anything 551 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,080 Speaker 1: that is trash. And it's all because of this fiasco 552 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:25,080 Speaker 1: that happened with Will Smith. And it's a shame. Speaking 553 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,680 Speaker 1: of Aaron Rodgers, are you coming to the Jets or not? 554 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,560 Speaker 1: This ain't Coachella, this Saint Burning Man. All right, this 555 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,320 Speaker 1: ain't one of these cookouts you go to line on, 556 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,520 Speaker 1: one of the scream rooms, quiet rooms, one of your 557 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:44,560 Speaker 1: caves in Hawaii. Are you coming to New York or not? 558 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:50,000 Speaker 1: Because we had the rookie of the year on offense 559 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,719 Speaker 1: and defense, we got a squad. We're ready to take 560 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:58,040 Speaker 1: it to the next level. Okay, but this ain't your city. 561 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,239 Speaker 1: This is the greatest city on Earth. This is the 562 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,479 Speaker 1: city that's going through lock up, Dick Stain, Donald Trump, 563 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,759 Speaker 1: we don't play that because I want him to come 564 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,279 Speaker 1: to New York. I'm a Giants fan, but I would 565 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,799 Speaker 1: love Aaron Rodgers to come to New York. I would 566 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,880 Speaker 1: love for the Jets to really really take things to 567 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,840 Speaker 1: the next level. It would be great for the city, 568 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,560 Speaker 1: for sports, for the Jets, for the Jets fans suffering 569 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:26,239 Speaker 1: long suffering Jets fans. It's been long time since Joe 570 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:30,840 Speaker 1: Namath was at that pool and made that prediction. I 571 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,759 Speaker 1: was like nineteen forty two, nineteen forty three, It's like 572 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,400 Speaker 1: sixty six years ago. That shit happened. And finally, I 573 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:43,000 Speaker 1: want to give a shout out to the Shawn Watson's agent. 574 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:51,400 Speaker 1: Shaan Watson of the Cleveland Browns signed a guaranteed contract 575 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:56,839 Speaker 1: of I don't know, seven billion dollars while he had 576 00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:04,279 Speaker 1: numerous numerous charges going against him. I don't know what 577 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:08,080 Speaker 1: this guy's name is. I don't know who else he represents, 578 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,640 Speaker 1: but I want to invite that guy on the podcast. 579 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,239 Speaker 1: I want to pick his brain about the theory of relativity, 580 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,279 Speaker 1: the stock market, interest rates, and everything else in the world. 581 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,840 Speaker 1: Because if you were able to get to Sean Watson 582 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:30,200 Speaker 1: a fully guaranteed kazillion dollar contract and Lamar Jackson can't 583 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:35,600 Speaker 1: even get out of the starting block. Something something something, 584 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:41,000 Speaker 1: something just ain't right. Lamar Jackson, listen, do your thing. 585 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:47,640 Speaker 1: I like independent thinkers, but it ain't working. Okay. I 586 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,320 Speaker 1: don't know if you went to agent school, not to 587 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,840 Speaker 1: agent school, whatever. Call up to Sean Watson's agent. He 588 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,880 Speaker 1: got him a billion dollar contract and he had chargers 589 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,560 Speaker 1: after I think twenty six charges, and he got him 590 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:04,200 Speaker 1: fully guaranteed money as a quarterback. The Sean I don't 591 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,480 Speaker 1: know if it's because you don't want to come off 592 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,319 Speaker 1: that ten percent I get it ten percent of two 593 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:13,000 Speaker 1: hundred and fifty million dollars. That's a lot. That is 594 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:17,040 Speaker 1: a lot of money. I don't know if it's ego. 595 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,840 Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to be a game changer. 596 00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,840 Speaker 1: I don't know if what your intentions are. But it 597 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,759 Speaker 1: ain't working. You deserve guaranteed money, But guys like the 598 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,839 Speaker 1: Shawn Watson who continue to get charges raised against him, 599 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,600 Speaker 1: got guaranteed money and I screwed it up for everybody. 600 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,880 Speaker 1: But if you want to get signed, I don't care 601 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,320 Speaker 1: if it's by the Ravens, the Jets, the Giants, the Eagles, whoever. 602 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,200 Speaker 1: You need to get a real agent, because real agents, 603 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,440 Speaker 1: like the Shawn Watson's agent, Real agents do real things. 604 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:54,640 Speaker 1: I've gotten James, saw It disrupted, came Saw Disrupted. Tell 605 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:58,040 Speaker 1: a friend to tell a friend. So listen to and 606 00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:03,040 Speaker 1: watch the Iron Rapport Stereo podcast. Miles Jordan aka the 607 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,200 Speaker 1: Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Take me Addie with 608 00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:10,120 Speaker 1: something real nice, yes, Take me Addie with something real loud, yes, 609 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,960 Speaker 1: But most importantly, take me out of here with something 610 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:19,880 Speaker 1: real funky. I am Rapport Stereo Podcast. I'm out h