1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:04,800 Speaker 1: Dingo shopping for some hot takes. 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 2: You're a shopaholic, and you've reached. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 3: Our number three, hour. 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 2: Three of the Ben Maler Show. We thank you for listening. 5 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 1: A reminder that the Dallas Cowboys are creating lots of 6 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 1: headlines here and they've done it yet again. George Pickens 7 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:25,760 Speaker 1: said this week that he quote love to be back 8 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 1: with Jerry Jones Cowboys. Is that gospel or garbage? Gospel 9 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: or garbage? We'll talk about that. Also, speaking of the 10 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:42,840 Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys, another layer to the ongoing story involving the 11 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:48,199 Speaker 1: wide receivers gone a wall Ceedee Lamb has denied that 12 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:52,480 Speaker 1: he puked at the Las Vegas casino before the Cowboys 13 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: game that led to him being benched at the start 14 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: of the game, even though there are internet rumors detailing 15 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 1: exactly what happened. What is your appraisal of this. We'll 16 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 1: get to that as well right now. Also, also we 17 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:11,680 Speaker 1: go to college football. How insane has Arch Manning's flop 18 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: been for the Texas Longhorns as the college football season 19 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: almost at the. 20 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 3: Bowl portion of the schedule. 21 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: We'll go there as well, all of it right about now, 22 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: right about now here. It is our number three is 23 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:40,399 Speaker 1: it by George or staying around George. Wel come in 24 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: the beginning of another hour of the Ben Malors Show. 25 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 1: We are in the air, evy, where as we wag 26 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 1: our tongue under the cover of darkness. 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We go 45 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 1: to Dallas. Why not got to make Bugatti the truck 46 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,799 Speaker 1: driver happy. 47 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 3: Because he did. 48 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: He got the the numbers wrong on how many times 49 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 1: you mentioned the Dallas Cowboys. But they're in the headlines 50 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: a lot. We talk about the headlines of the day. 51 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 1: And so we go to Texas and we have a 52 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 1: steatis update one. George George, George, George, George, George, George 53 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:31,359 Speaker 1: of Jerry's World, George Picketts. Now he's hanging out there 54 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 1: on the Death Star. That's the Cowboys, Jerry Jones facility, 55 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: the Death Star. Soby I have not been following, possibly not. 56 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: There's been a lot of consternation that George Pickens, who 57 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 1: was given away for pennies on the dollar the Pittsburgh 58 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: football team because of a pre existing condition, and he 59 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: will only be in Dallas for this season, and then 60 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: he will say Sayonara, Aloha, I'm out of here, see 61 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: you suckers, rived Jay and all that. 62 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:00,160 Speaker 4: Well. 63 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: Pickens was asked about this, asked about his pending free 64 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: agency and his situation. 65 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 3: What did George Pickens say, did you hear what he said? No, 66 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 3: you did not hear what he said? Okay, good. 67 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: George Pickens said quote I'd love to be back, he said, 68 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 1: especially with ce d Lamb and Dak Prescott close quote. 69 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:25,479 Speaker 2: Now, some believe that the contract. 70 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 1: Negotiationan is not going to happen anytime soon because of 71 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:36,839 Speaker 1: a condition called Micah Parsons itis and Jerry Jones getting 72 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: into it with Micah Parson's agent and is said to 73 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 1: be a sticking point that Jerry he always loves to 74 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 1: drag these things out, and indeed the Cowboys are planning 75 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,359 Speaker 1: on dragging this thing out to get daily headlines on 76 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,200 Speaker 1: George Pickens and. 77 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 2: Where he's going to end up. So that is a 78 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 2: good jumping off point. 79 00:04:55,480 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question wide receiver George Pickens saying 80 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 1: that he would love to be back with the Dallas Cowboys. 81 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:09,279 Speaker 1: Is this gospel or is this garbage? 82 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 3: All right? So my views on this, I've got. 83 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 1: Fire extinguisher, Mike Tyson and Google and we will combine 84 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: all of these things together and we are gonna make 85 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 1: the Gabba ghoul. We're gonna make the Goba gool. 86 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 3: Alright, very nice. 87 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 2: Now, first of all, when I saw the quote would 88 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 2: love to be back. 89 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 3: I said two words. I said, oh please, is what 90 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 3: I said. I said, oh please. 91 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,160 Speaker 1: And here's why, here's why we know that love is 92 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 1: not legally blinding binding. It might be blinding, but it's 93 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 1: not legally binding if you go until you go down 94 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,039 Speaker 1: to the courthouse and all that stuff. So when I 95 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:55,719 Speaker 1: say I would love to be back, I'd also love 96 00:05:55,800 --> 00:06:00,520 Speaker 1: to eat cinnamon rolls at the beach at every day 97 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 1: for breakfast, and then I want to go and stay 98 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,160 Speaker 1: at the beach and have them for lunch, and then 99 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 1: I'd like to have cinnamon rolls for dinner. 100 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 3: I'm not going to do that. 101 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 1: Because I would turn into a Rhinososaurus and I would 102 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,720 Speaker 1: have to be forklifted into the radio studio. So I've 103 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 1: chosen not to do that. Now, love is not leverage 104 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:18,920 Speaker 1: for George Pickens. 105 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:19,240 Speaker 3: It is not. 106 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 1: Pickens is sending a Valentine's card over to Jerry Jones, 107 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,480 Speaker 1: and Jerry's over there looking at the numbers, looking at 108 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:31,559 Speaker 1: the headlines. He's weighing the money versus the headlines, good 109 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:35,119 Speaker 1: versus evil, all that stuff, back and forth. And see 110 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 1: that's the problem, the headlines and the spreadsheets. So Cede 111 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 1: Lamb is another problem. He's now entered the chat ce 112 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,680 Speaker 1: d Lamb just got one. 113 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 3: Hundred million dollars. 114 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 1: Gante guaranteed he did not miss a Cowboy game to 115 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: see the movie Wicked like the Raina. But he did 116 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,280 Speaker 1: miss part of a Cowboy game. More on that in 117 00:06:57,279 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: a minute. So you can't pay two wide receips like 118 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 1: their Beyonce on Tour cannot do it right. So Pickens 119 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:11,560 Speaker 1: has had his own agent drama brewing summer, saying in Michaeh. Parsons, 120 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: is it Michah Parsons deja vu? But not the Gentleman's 121 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 1: club with a headache. So here is the naked truth 122 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 1: that you'll only get on overnight talk radio. George Pickens 123 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 1: has been capable of doing what George Pickens has done 124 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:31,960 Speaker 1: this year, this level of elite production for years. He's 125 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 1: one of the great underachievers in the NFL. He's the 126 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:40,640 Speaker 1: Cowboys receptions leader. He leads to the Cowboys in yards 127 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 1: and touchdowns. Course, Ceedee Lamb missed some time. That's why 128 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:47,320 Speaker 1: Pickens leads in all those particular categories. But he is 129 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 1: the Cowboys leader in the clubhouse when it comes to 130 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 1: receiving stats. He is the stat sheet king, the king 131 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:58,160 Speaker 1: of the stats. He's also tender, but not tender. The 132 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: dating app, he's a tender bach. It's not swipe right, 133 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 1: it's not swipe left. It's swipe caboom. 134 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 3: Is what it is. 135 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 2: Or at least curve flowy kurve flowy. 136 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 3: See. You sign him, if you're a Dallas. 137 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 1: You signed him long term, you'd better install a professional 138 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,720 Speaker 1: level fire extinguisher. In fact, I would even go fire hose. 139 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,400 Speaker 1: I would go fire hose. I wouldn't just go fire extinguisher. 140 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,920 Speaker 1: I'd have the fire extinguisher, but I'd go fire hose 141 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,480 Speaker 1: in the locker room. Now, the Mallard crystal ball. We 142 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,880 Speaker 1: brought in the Mallard crystal ball from the garage. The 143 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 1: Mallard crystal ball says, it says three letters. You know 144 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 1: what those three letters are not yees. No, The three 145 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: letters are tag as in tag. You're it year to year, 146 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:54,080 Speaker 1: no long term risk. That's the smart play. That is 147 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,959 Speaker 1: the smart play right here, if you're the Dallas Cows. Now, 148 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:00,680 Speaker 1: rarely do these teams do the smart thing. Almost never 149 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,280 Speaker 1: do they do the smart thing anymore. They have so 150 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,439 Speaker 1: much money. We talk about all the time. It's like 151 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,600 Speaker 1: the El Choppo, the drug lord. They've got so much 152 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:09,120 Speaker 1: money there, they're like a Mexican cartel. They don't know 153 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,800 Speaker 1: what to do with all the money, and so they 154 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,440 Speaker 1: got to get rid of the money. How do they 155 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,720 Speaker 1: get rid of the money. But the arrow is pointed 156 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:18,679 Speaker 1: directly on this one to answer the question gospel or garbage? 157 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:22,040 Speaker 1: Right at the trash chute. You're on the twelve floor 158 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,480 Speaker 1: and there's a trash choot. It's down the hall to 159 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,880 Speaker 1: the right, not to the left. To the left is 160 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:30,160 Speaker 1: somebody's apartment, but to the right is the trash chute. 161 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,719 Speaker 1: And it's unfortunate the people down on the left live 162 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,160 Speaker 1: across from a trash ute, but they do. But they 163 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,959 Speaker 1: did get a deal on it, So just throw it 164 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,480 Speaker 1: down the trash chute. Now, this is not a marriage proposed. 165 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:45,080 Speaker 1: It is a negotiation situation. As we have talked about 166 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,280 Speaker 1: in previous episodes of the show, Jerry Jones cannot offer 167 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:52,040 Speaker 1: the most money. Jerry Jones cannot offer a wide receiver 168 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,440 Speaker 1: number one position unless he were to unload CD LAMB, 169 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,959 Speaker 1: which is highly unlikely, highly unlikely, And Jerry Jones does 170 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,679 Speaker 1: and do love Jerry's more of a one night stand 171 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:07,600 Speaker 1: kind of guy. He does numbers right, ask Micah Parsons 172 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:12,000 Speaker 1: about what he does. I loved Michah Parsons said all 173 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,040 Speaker 1: the right things about Michael Parsons publicly and right now, 174 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:18,000 Speaker 1: Micah Parsons is sitting at the Appleton Beer Factory eating 175 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,960 Speaker 1: cheese curds on a twenty two degree night, looking around saying, 176 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:21,440 Speaker 1: how did. 177 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,480 Speaker 3: I end up here? How did I end up here? 178 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,840 Speaker 3: What did I do? What did I do? 179 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:26,040 Speaker 5: All? 180 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:26,240 Speaker 3: Right? 181 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 1: Secondly, staying in the Metroplex there, staying in the Dallas 182 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:36,040 Speaker 1: area where Cowboy Wide receiver Ceedee Lamb is entering the chat. 183 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,480 Speaker 1: You might remember Ceedee Lamb and George Pickens where tweedled 184 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:43,240 Speaker 1: thee and tweedled dumb benched together as they were twiddling 185 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,120 Speaker 1: their thumbs on the sidelines as. 186 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,360 Speaker 2: The game was going on against the Raiders Monday night. 187 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,560 Speaker 1: And there's been a lot of vague reporting on what's 188 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:57,840 Speaker 1: been going on. So Ceedee Lamb has decided to give 189 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,120 Speaker 1: us a little bit of clarity. 190 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,440 Speaker 3: A little bit of. 191 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:05,520 Speaker 1: Clarity is Ceedee Lamb denying the viral claims on social 192 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:13,320 Speaker 1: media that he was vomiting vomiting at a Vegas casino 193 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:18,040 Speaker 1: before the Cowboy Raider game, and that is why, that 194 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:22,200 Speaker 1: is why he ended up getting punished. He said he 195 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:27,199 Speaker 1: knows how to hold his liquor. The person who made 196 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:31,280 Speaker 1: the claim said that Lamb did not hold his liquor 197 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:36,080 Speaker 1: and that led to a problem. So the question is 198 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:40,960 Speaker 1: ceedee Lamb denying that he puked at this casino in 199 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:44,360 Speaker 1: Lost Wages, Nevada before the Cowboy game. What is your 200 00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:50,600 Speaker 1: appraisal of this one? So weighing the facts, and we're 201 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: all about the facts. The Ben Mahlor show stands on 202 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:58,200 Speaker 1: Fact Mountain. We are at the very top of Fact Mountain. 203 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,280 Speaker 1: That's where we stand. So if you stand on top 204 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:05,440 Speaker 1: of Fact Mountain, there's no need to defend the bottle. 205 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:08,920 Speaker 1: You don't defend the bottle unless the bottle fought back, 206 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 1: and the bottle fought back. They say that the Cowboys 207 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:16,640 Speaker 1: had a dinner. I say that in air quotes dinner 208 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,120 Speaker 1: at Red Rock Casino. 209 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,640 Speaker 3: And isn't that just adorable? 210 00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:25,160 Speaker 1: Now that's the cover story, right, that's the cover story. 211 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:29,400 Speaker 1: That's Jerry Jones handing out the company memo to a 212 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:35,080 Speaker 1: useful idiot in the media. Nobody, nobody gets benched for 213 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:41,079 Speaker 1: having a medium rare steak and some sparkling water at 214 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,280 Speaker 1: an overpriced steakhouse in Vegas. 215 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,079 Speaker 3: It just doesn't happen. 216 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,120 Speaker 1: Now, maybe slug might say you need to get benched 217 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,160 Speaker 1: or something like that. But you can almost picture what 218 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:55,760 Speaker 1: most likely happened, at least in my head. I have 219 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,559 Speaker 1: a running commentary, and I have a cartoon bubble. 220 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,920 Speaker 3: It's it's not on the right side of my head. 221 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,280 Speaker 3: It's it's over here. 222 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,680 Speaker 2: It's on the left side of my there's a car. 223 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,679 Speaker 2: I don't know if you can see it, but there's 224 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:09,280 Speaker 2: a cartoon bubble. It's it's right over it's right over there. 225 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,160 Speaker 1: So in the cartoon bubble in my head, I was 226 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,960 Speaker 1: thinking about what most likely happened. 227 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,400 Speaker 2: And in the picture that's in my cartoon. 228 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:19,079 Speaker 3: Bubble, as I look up to the left. 229 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:23,600 Speaker 1: The picture is a Mike Tyson cameo, a tiger on 230 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:29,520 Speaker 1: the roof, someone stuck in a closet, maybe George Pickens 231 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:35,360 Speaker 1: on the casino carpet, impersonating Old Faithful along with Seedy Lamb. 232 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,760 Speaker 1: And the Pickens is the hype man. You know, forget 233 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:44,120 Speaker 1: the hold his liquor line. I forget that because. 234 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:50,920 Speaker 6: That is a day, Dear, what day dear, what my 235 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,480 Speaker 6: entire life, when I've heard someone say, hey, I know 236 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:59,120 Speaker 6: how to hold my liquor, they actually love to puke 237 00:13:59,280 --> 00:13:59,839 Speaker 6: all over them. 238 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,320 Speaker 1: So if you actually know how to hold your liquor, 239 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:08,520 Speaker 1: you don't bring it up. That quote screams I absolutely 240 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,599 Speaker 1: puked in the lobby of the hotel. And the Cowboys 241 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,880 Speaker 1: spin job is they were just a few minutes late 242 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 1: to a team meeting. Nothing to see here, They just 243 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:18,960 Speaker 1: missed curfew. 244 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:19,720 Speaker 3: That was it? 245 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 1: Oh? 246 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:20,280 Speaker 3: Really? 247 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:25,200 Speaker 1: So you briefly benched your two top receivers for part 248 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:29,480 Speaker 1: of the Raider game on national television in Island game 249 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,920 Speaker 1: because of a tardy check in. Okay, So if it 250 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:38,440 Speaker 1: were that innocent, riddle me this, batman. If it were 251 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:42,400 Speaker 1: that innocent, wouldn't we have seen the receipts already? Wouldn't 252 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,440 Speaker 1: there have been a video clip from the hotel where 253 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:50,960 Speaker 1: Ceedee Lamb Sashet's his way in just before curfew. Just 254 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:56,720 Speaker 1: before curfew, when guys get benched for one drive. One drive, 255 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,520 Speaker 1: that's punishment with plausible. 256 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,160 Speaker 3: Deniability, is what that is. 257 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,920 Speaker 1: It means they were not quite sober. That's the way 258 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,720 Speaker 1: I interpreted my opinion. You can't sue me for my 259 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:13,479 Speaker 1: opinion that they were not quite sober but not quite suspended. 260 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,320 Speaker 3: It's that weird Twilight zone do do do Do Do 261 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,680 Speaker 3: Do Do Do Do Do Do do do? 262 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,600 Speaker 1: When one guy gets benched for one drive right, that 263 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 1: just is something else. 264 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,960 Speaker 3: There's something else that means. 265 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:30,600 Speaker 1: They were not quite sober but not quite again suspended. 266 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,480 Speaker 1: They didn't break the rules, they broke the janitor's mop 267 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,480 Speaker 1: and ceedee Lamb might know how to hold his liquor. 268 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,640 Speaker 1: I know how to hold my liquor, but he doesn't 269 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,360 Speaker 1: know how to hold the alibi. They were said to 270 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,480 Speaker 1: be at the Red Rock Hotel in Casino. I'm not 271 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,640 Speaker 1: sure if you've ever been to the Red Sox Red 272 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,200 Speaker 1: Rock Hotel and Casino. 273 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,480 Speaker 3: I have been. Actually we were years ago. 274 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,440 Speaker 1: We were supposed to do a bunch of shows from 275 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,640 Speaker 1: Vegas and that was one of the hotels we were 276 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,120 Speaker 1: going to be doing the show from. Never happened, but 277 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,280 Speaker 1: very nice resort. 278 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:01,800 Speaker 3: Just it. 279 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:05,600 Speaker 2: It's outside of the strip and all that haull of blue. 280 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,400 Speaker 3: It's off to the side anyway. 281 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,160 Speaker 1: So they were at the Red Rock to cowboys, they 282 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,680 Speaker 1: stayed there and the Red Rock vomit comet. No, how 283 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,320 Speaker 1: about the Red Rock vomit rocket. That works too, the 284 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,360 Speaker 1: red rock vomit rocket. I'm buying that. 285 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,880 Speaker 3: I want to believe that to be true. 286 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:24,800 Speaker 7: All right, final thought to the business of college football, 287 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,960 Speaker 7: we go where the golden boy has become bronze. 288 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,520 Speaker 3: Say it ain't. 289 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:36,040 Speaker 1: So we have learned that Texas Longhorns quarterback, the preseason's 290 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 1: Heisman Trophy winner, Arch Manning, Longhorns quarterback Arch Manning and 291 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:47,040 Speaker 1: his name, image, likeness, valuation has gone down, down, down, down, down, down, down, 292 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:52,960 Speaker 1: down down downtown. It's dropped over three million dollars. Three 293 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:59,560 Speaker 1: million dollars after three college football losses and middling middling 294 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:06,600 Speaker 1: play right question, how insane? How insane has Arch Manning's 295 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:12,920 Speaker 1: flop been for the Texas Longhorns. So Arch Manning hasn't 296 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,520 Speaker 1: just dipped. He hasn't just done the dipsy do, because 297 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,920 Speaker 1: if you just do the dipsy. 298 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,200 Speaker 2: Do, it's not that big a deal. This is a 299 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:22,840 Speaker 2: belly whopper. 300 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:23,399 Speaker 3: Is what. This is? 301 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:30,360 Speaker 1: Three million dollars wiped off the nil petty cash, Bye bye. 302 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:30,879 Speaker 3: You know what? 303 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,960 Speaker 2: This is Google, not the Google you know of. I'm 304 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 2: talking about Google Glass. 305 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,040 Speaker 1: Do you remember when they came out with Google Google 306 00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:43,679 Speaker 1: Glass and cutting edge and all that kind of like 307 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:48,560 Speaker 1: Arch Manning cutting edge turns out to be absolute ass 308 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:53,119 Speaker 1: as cam Ward would say. So Arch is now valued 309 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,240 Speaker 1: at three point six million dollars. So I guess we 310 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,800 Speaker 1: don't have to have a bake sale for him. 311 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,720 Speaker 3: We don't need that. He's still rich. 312 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,240 Speaker 1: As long as your last name is Manning, you're gonna 313 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,600 Speaker 1: have a fair amount of money, assuming you have the 314 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:08,040 Speaker 1: right DNA makeup. But the rankings tell you the truth. 315 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 1: Is Arch Manning a top ten quarterback this year? 316 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:12,400 Speaker 2: Of course? 317 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:12,560 Speaker 5: Not? 318 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,720 Speaker 3: Is Arch Manning a top fifteen? 319 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,120 Speaker 1: No? 320 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,560 Speaker 3: Do I hear top twenty? 321 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:16,679 Speaker 5: No? 322 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,480 Speaker 1: I do not hear top twenty. The man in the 323 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,600 Speaker 1: back says to number twenty five. No, man in the 324 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,280 Speaker 1: back is not number twenty five, not in the top 325 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:22,800 Speaker 1: twenty five. 326 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,879 Speaker 3: The young lady wearing red off. 327 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,720 Speaker 2: To the right, She says, okay, what about that? 328 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,920 Speaker 1: Is that top thirty? No, No, young lady in the 329 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,800 Speaker 1: red sitting the right, not top thirty. There's Marcel and Brooklyn. 330 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,520 Speaker 1: Marcel says, do I hear number number one? No, we've 331 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:39,240 Speaker 1: already covered that. Marcell's I see hollering James over there. 332 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,000 Speaker 1: He says, what about number two? Is it number two. 333 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,200 Speaker 1: I said, no, it's not number two. That's the Leprechaun. 334 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:45,480 Speaker 1: The Leprechaun calls number two. It's a bad job by 335 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,480 Speaker 1: your Shame on. 336 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:58,400 Speaker 5: You anyway, Ben Oh, no, not again with the Gremlins. 337 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:03,120 Speaker 5: We're not doing that, are we, Ben Oh, we might 338 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,480 Speaker 5: be well with that. 339 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,400 Speaker 8: We'll be back with here on. 340 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go. 341 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,720 Speaker 2: Also the Texas San Antonio road Runners. 342 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:16,760 Speaker 1: Right, you got that, the Rutgers Scarlet Knights, the East 343 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:22,479 Speaker 1: Carolina Pirates as well, and see that those obviously not elite. 344 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,000 Speaker 2: Right, that's that's like daytime. 345 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,359 Speaker 3: One o'clock, not even one o'clock. 346 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:31,719 Speaker 2: That's like like ten in the morning. Football is what 347 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,159 Speaker 2: that is. 348 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:36,240 Speaker 1: And that ranking gets you on the Bob's Discount Furniture 349 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:40,639 Speaker 1: Bowl matchup. You don't get quarterback coaches at that level. 350 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,680 Speaker 1: You get coupons. And so they did a pull out 351 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,440 Speaker 1: of you solid or not. I don't do I don't 352 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,879 Speaker 1: do this. I don't know polls. I do big boards. 353 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,520 Speaker 1: But they do polls. So they had twenty five NFL 354 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:57,120 Speaker 1: scouts and executives all right, zero zero votes for arch 355 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:01,560 Speaker 1: Manning to be the first quarterback taken in twenty twenty six. 356 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,440 Speaker 3: That he's not even going to be a QB one. 357 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:08,040 Speaker 1: Fernando Mendoza of the Indiana Hoosiers got most of the votes, 358 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:14,000 Speaker 1: Oregon's Dante More and Alabama's Tye Simpson. Arch Manning, he 359 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,960 Speaker 1: got squad douche is what he got. He got anohing 360 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:23,199 Speaker 1: Buppkis and his draft window is it slam shot? Well, 361 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,000 Speaker 1: it's not totally slam shut. Because he's got the name 362 00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:29,560 Speaker 1: Cachet and all that. There's a good chance he's going 363 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,520 Speaker 1: to have to return to the Texas Longhorns in twenty 364 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:37,320 Speaker 1: twenty six just to have enough oxygen to go into 365 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:41,920 Speaker 1: the NFL Draft in twenty twenty seven. The only saving 366 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,919 Speaker 1: grace for arch Manning is the Manning Royal family. 367 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,160 Speaker 2: They're the federal Reserve of quarterbacking. 368 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:55,240 Speaker 1: They resuscitate his brand, his stock, all that stuff. They 369 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:59,600 Speaker 1: pay for, the proper tutors, the hypeman, the massage therapist, 370 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:05,680 Speaker 1: covery program, whatever it takes. Whatever it takes. But right 371 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,920 Speaker 1: now we have to worry about the program. 372 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:08,320 Speaker 3: Right now. 373 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:13,159 Speaker 1: But right now, Texas played venture capitalists and their investment 374 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,000 Speaker 1: and all the people, the boosters that invested in arch Manning, 375 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:21,679 Speaker 1: they've all gone busted. Welcome, He's not Golden He's bronze manning. 376 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,720 Speaker 2: Bronze Manning. That is what he is. It is the 377 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,120 Speaker 2: Ben Mahlor Show. 378 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,439 Speaker 1: If you'd like to be part of this, you can 379 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 1: join us right now at eight seven seven ninety nine 380 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,680 Speaker 1: on Fox. That's eight seven seven nine nine six sixty 381 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,600 Speaker 1: three sixty nine. Also on the X Machine at Ben Mahlor. 382 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,160 Speaker 1: That's at Ben Malor. If you'd like to be part 383 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:48,560 Speaker 1: of the live radio program as we chop down the 384 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:53,879 Speaker 1: overnight hours and later this hour we'll have. 385 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,000 Speaker 3: Coming up for you in a little bit. 386 00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:58,080 Speaker 1: We've got somewhat popular lame jokes of the week where 387 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,320 Speaker 1: people just goof on weed man. 388 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:03,119 Speaker 3: He laughs at every And here's the Mallor riddle of 389 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:03,720 Speaker 3: the day. 390 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,320 Speaker 2: Here, it is Malor Riddle of the day. 391 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:11,919 Speaker 1: South Alabama is hosting a baby race at its game 392 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:17,200 Speaker 1: against Southern miss this weekend on Saturday. Saturday, Saturday, the 393 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,200 Speaker 1: prize for the winning baby is a blank. 394 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:20,919 Speaker 3: Again. 395 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:27,960 Speaker 1: South Alabama is hosting a baby race Holy Smokers at 396 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,600 Speaker 1: its game against Southern Mississippi on Saturday. The prize for 397 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,960 Speaker 1: the winning baby is a blank. That is the malor 398 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,880 Speaker 1: riddle of today. The answer we'll get to it. We'll 399 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 1: do it next. 400 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,879 Speaker 9: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor 401 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:48,479 Speaker 9: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 402 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,520 Speaker 9: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app. 403 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,200 Speaker 10: Hey, we're Cavino and Rich Fox Sports Radio every day 404 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:55,920 Speaker 10: five to. 405 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,640 Speaker 3: Seven pm Eastern. But here's the thing. 406 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,840 Speaker 10: We never have enough time to get to everything we 407 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:00,560 Speaker 10: want I want to get. 408 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,879 Speaker 11: To and that's why we have a brand new podcast 409 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,720 Speaker 11: called over Promised. You see, we're having so much fun 410 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,440 Speaker 11: in our two hour show. We never get to everything, honestly, 411 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,760 Speaker 11: because this guy is over promising things we never have 412 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,359 Speaker 11: time for. 413 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,879 Speaker 3: Yeah, you blubber Lita and me. 414 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,000 Speaker 10: Well you know what it's called over promise. You should 415 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,680 Speaker 10: be good at it because you've been over promising women 416 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,160 Speaker 10: for years. 417 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 11: Well, it's a Covino and Rich after show, and we 418 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,440 Speaker 11: want you to be a part of it. We're gonna 419 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,600 Speaker 11: be talking sports, of course, but we're also gonna talk 420 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,280 Speaker 11: life and relationships. And if Rich and I are arguing 421 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,480 Speaker 11: about something or we didn't have enough time, it will 422 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,040 Speaker 11: continue on our after show called over Promised. 423 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,320 Speaker 10: Well, if you don't get enough Covino and Rich, make 424 00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:38,199 Speaker 10: sure you check out Over Promised. And also uncensored, by 425 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,240 Speaker 10: the way, so maybe. 426 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,520 Speaker 3: We'll go at it even a little harder. 427 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,200 Speaker 10: It's gonna be the best after show podcast of all time. 428 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,280 Speaker 11: There you go, over promising. Remember you could see it 429 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,720 Speaker 11: on YouTube, but definitely join us. Listen over Promised with 430 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,879 Speaker 11: Covino and Rich on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or 431 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,920 Speaker 11: wherever you get your podcasts. 432 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,359 Speaker 3: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Malor Show. 433 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:01,760 Speaker 1: A reminder that every weekend and the Audio Sweatshop does 434 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:02,439 Speaker 1: not stop. 435 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,320 Speaker 3: No no, no, no no to a podcast. 436 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:11,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a podcast every single Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, 437 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,120 Speaker 1: literally eight days a week. We provide fresh audio content. 438 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,840 Speaker 1: You can listen to that podcast in its end. Tit 439 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,000 Speaker 1: it's fifth hour podcast. It hasn't even been recorded yet. 440 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,400 Speaker 1: Do this radio show and then take a little bit 441 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,920 Speaker 1: of a pause and then go back into the podcast 442 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,399 Speaker 1: studio to do that. 443 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:34,119 Speaker 3: It'll be up later today. So check that out. 444 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 2: Fifth Hour Podcast, new episodes every single They got the 445 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 2: mailbag on Sunday, which is nothing like Ask. 446 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:45,919 Speaker 1: Ben at all. And now back to it. Back to 447 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,719 Speaker 1: it we go. Time to pay off the mail riddle 448 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:50,760 Speaker 1: of the day. 449 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,080 Speaker 3: And here's the Mallar riddle. Of the Day. 450 00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,639 Speaker 2: I want to thank the great Tim mcdarby for sending 451 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,240 Speaker 2: this one over. 452 00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,919 Speaker 3: Good job by you, Tim. Thank you. Always love when 453 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,760 Speaker 3: listeners make my job easier. 454 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,600 Speaker 1: So here is the Mallord Riddle of the day from 455 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:11,520 Speaker 1: college football. South Alabama is hosting a baby race at 456 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,359 Speaker 1: its game against Southern Miss on Saturday. 457 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:18,960 Speaker 2: The prize is a blank. Prize is a blank. That 458 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,200 Speaker 2: is the Mallard Riddle of the day. 459 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:27,400 Speaker 1: Eileen in San Francisco says, a motorhead onesie is the answer. 460 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,440 Speaker 1: Fergdog says, a lifetime supply of nothing and an all 461 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:36,040 Speaker 1: expense paid trip to nowhere. Asher says, a ticket to 462 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,159 Speaker 1: the next Mallor meet and greet. 463 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,600 Speaker 3: That's me a T. 464 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,280 Speaker 1: So a lot of meat will be at that one, 465 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,920 Speaker 1: he says, there and it'd be great, Ashley, you can 466 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:44,680 Speaker 1: hang out with JT. 467 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,040 Speaker 3: The win James, so many legends. 468 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,120 Speaker 2: This Piccoli has been to a couple of Malord meet 469 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,040 Speaker 2: and greets, so be great. 470 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:51,840 Speaker 3: Who else? 471 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,400 Speaker 1: A high school diploma from Late Night drug tester, A 472 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:59,960 Speaker 1: supply of the Ben Mallord, supply of the Ben Mallard 473 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:04,440 Speaker 1: chicken fingers from Eloy from Compton. That's his answer. A 474 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:09,000 Speaker 1: bowl of chili guess by Donkey Sausage. A clown party 475 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 1: from King Rory. Who else do we have? A free 476 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:18,439 Speaker 1: private concert from the Kettering Banjo Society guest by Rob 477 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,520 Speaker 1: the goat Man. I love the costumes they looked like. 478 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,879 Speaker 1: Did you see this restaurant called Ferrel's. I don't know 479 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,399 Speaker 1: if it was a national place. Yeah, it was an 480 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,760 Speaker 1: ice felder in a shop. They wore the straw hats 481 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,879 Speaker 1: I remember I was a kid. And the Kettering Banjo 482 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:38,520 Speaker 1: Society from Dayton, Ohio dressed like the people that worked 483 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,960 Speaker 1: at Farrel's back in the day. Restaurant New Family from 484 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,520 Speaker 1: Milkman Mike and Colorado just josh as. 485 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,679 Speaker 3: The winner receives a year. 486 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:52,399 Speaker 1: Supply of Huggies and a compound bow. 487 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,800 Speaker 3: Interesting. What else we have? 488 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,639 Speaker 1: Alf, Alf the Alien says, A two year supply of 489 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,600 Speaker 1: Mother's milk aka the Booby Prize. 490 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,480 Speaker 2: Get it a booby prize, says. 491 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,040 Speaker 3: Alf the Alien. 492 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Speaker 1: Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says a four jar of four 493 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:13,560 Speaker 1: jars of Gerber baby grits. Winning baby gets a free 494 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:18,359 Speaker 1: set of dentures from Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota. Rob 495 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,879 Speaker 1: in Minnesota says the winner gets a case of Jack Daniels. 496 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,040 Speaker 1: Nature boy says, A baby mama, how about that? 497 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:26,840 Speaker 9: Should be very. 498 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,359 Speaker 3: Excited about that. 499 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:31,399 Speaker 1: A new set of parents from Fudgie. A Tomahawks steak 500 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,280 Speaker 1: from Dante. That must be the gag on burner account. 501 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:40,760 Speaker 1: What else that page down? Propane and propane accessories from 502 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,800 Speaker 1: Robbie the Mariner. Fan Doug in South Koreina says, mountain 503 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:51,200 Speaker 1: dew and snickers filler up. Phil says a free onesie, 504 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,200 Speaker 1: A free onesie that says, I only cry when ugly 505 00:27:55,240 --> 00:28:00,760 Speaker 1: people hold me. A courtesy flusher going with a pack 506 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:05,000 Speaker 1: of cigarettes. It's a dingleberry pie. The most delicious pie 507 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,600 Speaker 1: of them all is dingleberry pie from Johnny Q. A 508 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:13,560 Speaker 1: dose of Gremlins from Mike the Leprechaun. Kidding me, Yeah, 509 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,720 Speaker 1: Alf says. 510 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,360 Speaker 2: Free AI art ain't perfect. 511 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,600 Speaker 1: But you get my drift and I get Yours kind 512 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,320 Speaker 1: of looks like more of a husky planet mikey than you. Yeah. 513 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,840 Speaker 2: He did art of Mike Tyson, a tiger and. 514 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,560 Speaker 1: Me, and I don't think I look anything like that 515 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,040 Speaker 1: particular AI drawing of me at all, but there you 516 00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:36,359 Speaker 1: Tyson looks right and the tiger looks right, but not me. 517 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,879 Speaker 3: Larina, do you have an answer? 518 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,520 Speaker 1: South Alabama is hosting a baby race at its game 519 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,520 Speaker 1: against Southern Miss on Saturday. 520 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,240 Speaker 2: The prize is a blank. 521 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,720 Speaker 8: It is a twenty pound turkey, Ben. 522 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,640 Speaker 1: Twenty Well, Thanksgiving is next week. Twenty pound turkey seems 523 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:59,400 Speaker 1: like a good idea. Unfortunately that is incorrect. Yeah, the 524 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:05,440 Speaker 1: correct answer, Lorena. The baby will receive a lifetime hunting 525 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,520 Speaker 1: and fishing license in the state of Alabama for life. 526 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:09,480 Speaker 8: Are you kidding me? 527 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,280 Speaker 5: No, It's funny because when you first asked, I was like, well, 528 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,600 Speaker 5: what's Alabama known for? 529 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,440 Speaker 8: Are they known for their hunting and game? 530 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of great outdoors in Alabama. If 531 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,720 Speaker 1: you're an outdoors minute, it's the way to go. Now 532 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,320 Speaker 1: check this out. So the cost of an Alabama lifetime 533 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,440 Speaker 1: fishing and hunting license. You want to guess how much 534 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,560 Speaker 1: that prize is worse? You want to take a guess. 535 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,719 Speaker 5: Here, lifetime I'm going to say over ten thousand dollars prize. 536 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,760 Speaker 1: You think that's a ten thousand dollars prize? The cost 537 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,920 Speaker 1: of an Alabama lifetime fishing and hunting license ten thousand? 538 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:44,240 Speaker 2: Okay, very good, coop. You want in on this, you 539 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,400 Speaker 2: want to what do you think here? 540 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:53,880 Speaker 4: I mean we're talking, oh, lifetime, lifetime, yeah wow? What 541 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,960 Speaker 4: was what was your guest RINGA ten thousand. 542 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,000 Speaker 3: Ten thousand dollars? 543 00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:58,880 Speaker 4: That seems like a lot. 544 00:29:58,960 --> 00:29:59,960 Speaker 8: It's fifty dollars a year. 545 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,880 Speaker 4: Want to go with three thousand, three thousand? 546 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:05,320 Speaker 3: All right? 547 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,440 Speaker 1: You have you've apparently both you know you've got over. 548 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:09,920 Speaker 3: You've gone over. 549 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:15,280 Speaker 1: According to the Gadsden Times in Alabama, the cost of 550 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:19,600 Speaker 1: an Alabama lifetime fishing and hunting license is three hundred 551 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,280 Speaker 1: and forty four dollars and thirty thousands. 552 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,280 Speaker 3: Now, the good news is if. 553 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,160 Speaker 1: You're over, if you're sixty four years old or older, 554 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,360 Speaker 1: you can get a lifetime license for six dollars. 555 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,960 Speaker 8: You shouldn't You probably shouldn't be shooting a gun if you're. 556 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,640 Speaker 1: Uh so, that's a that's quite the prize package. A 557 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty Why. 558 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,400 Speaker 3: Maybe listen, it's something right. I mean, what if the 559 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 3: kid doesn't want to do hunting. What if the kid's 560 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,400 Speaker 3: like a vegan, it doesn't grows up and doesn't want. 561 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 1: To, they'll likely kick the kid out of Alabama. But 562 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,840 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I mean, you know, you've got to 563 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,120 Speaker 1: enjoy the outdoors. You live in a place with the 564 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,880 Speaker 1: great outdoors. You got to go out and enjoy. 565 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,680 Speaker 3: Life a little bit. Man alive. 566 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,200 Speaker 1: All right, it is the bend Mallow Show. We got 567 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,800 Speaker 1: lame jokes of the week coming up a little bit 568 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:04,200 Speaker 1: later this hour. But we have calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls. 569 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,400 Speaker 3: So many calls. Let's see, who do we have any meaning? 570 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,880 Speaker 3: Mighty moe. Let's see we'll go to let's go to 571 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:10,360 Speaker 3: eat dog. 572 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,760 Speaker 2: Hello, eat dog, eat Doggie. 573 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,800 Speaker 3: In New York. 574 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,200 Speaker 1: Online? 575 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,680 Speaker 3: Are you on? Are you on speaker phone? 576 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,520 Speaker 2: Are you big timing me on speakerphone? 577 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:30,520 Speaker 3: Bro? No, I love being on speaker Are you taking 578 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:30,920 Speaker 3: a dump? 579 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:33,640 Speaker 9: Laying in bed? 580 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,200 Speaker 3: You're laying in bed? Okay, what do you you gotta? 581 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,320 Speaker 1: You got a Queen bed, a California king, a regular 582 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:41,880 Speaker 1: king bed. 583 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,320 Speaker 3: You got a single bed? What do you got? 584 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:45,720 Speaker 9: The way? 585 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,440 Speaker 1: I want to get to a play with on the 586 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:59,160 Speaker 1: air now, oh, blind Scott, Now he was on. We 587 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,800 Speaker 1: got we got rid of you don't know what size 588 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:06,680 Speaker 1: bed you're in? What it seemed odd that you didn't 589 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,200 Speaker 1: know what size bed you're laying it? 590 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,640 Speaker 3: I don't know. They just gave me a bed. 591 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,840 Speaker 9: So I'm taking it and now I want to pick 592 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,840 Speaker 9: an addiction. The Ravens are playing the Jets this week. 593 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,200 Speaker 3: The Ravens are gonna beat them one to three. 594 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:26,560 Speaker 9: Okay, the bill flut tonight to the tensions. When I 595 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,480 Speaker 9: think the Bills are like the Super Bowl. 596 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,840 Speaker 2: You're you're zero for two, keep going, keep going. 597 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,320 Speaker 3: You're oh for two. 598 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,600 Speaker 9: I'm taking a dump. You mean. 599 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,560 Speaker 3: Well, you could be taking a dump. 600 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:41,280 Speaker 2: I'm not sure. 601 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,400 Speaker 3: I'm not there. I don't know what you can do. 602 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,560 Speaker 8: Make sure you wash your hands. 603 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,240 Speaker 2: Make sure you flush. You gotta flush, you got make 604 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:49,800 Speaker 2: sure to flush? 605 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:49,880 Speaker 10: What? 606 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,400 Speaker 7: Oh Ben, you're not gonna mind this, I tell you. 607 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,880 Speaker 2: Do you pick up till you pick up the pick 608 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:56,400 Speaker 2: up the phone. 609 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,120 Speaker 3: Please pick up the phone. You're annoying me. Now pick 610 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,800 Speaker 3: up the phone. Come on, don't be rue, pick up 611 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:04,680 Speaker 3: the phone, take it up. Come on. My mom mailed 612 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,760 Speaker 3: me out a hat. Gets what kind of hat she 613 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:13,280 Speaker 3: got me? U yamaka? No I chipa? Oh well, the 614 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,920 Speaker 3: same the same thing. Come on. 615 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:19,280 Speaker 9: Never listen what man looks at this Back in the 616 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,080 Speaker 9: day when I was when I was thirteen years old, right, 617 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,120 Speaker 9: I went to Sittygauga. 618 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:29,360 Speaker 3: What's your sharing? And yo kapoor and I got back 619 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,200 Speaker 3: and it was poor in rain, and I. 620 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,840 Speaker 9: Ran down the block and played baseball. 621 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:41,959 Speaker 3: With my friends. Congratulations, congratulations? Oh yeah, gets what currently had? 622 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,400 Speaker 3: My mom gave you? It's fly a cop and it's 623 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,600 Speaker 3: out yamaga, but it's it. It starts a double. 624 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:49,720 Speaker 10: Look. 625 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,560 Speaker 3: I feel like the calls. No, this is not going 626 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:53,040 Speaker 3: very well. 627 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:53,520 Speaker 9: The dog. 628 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,320 Speaker 4: When did these ever go? 629 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,400 Speaker 9: Well? The dog? 630 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,960 Speaker 1: Are you bothered at coops? And you're the worst caller? 631 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,240 Speaker 1: And we have some really bad callers and he thinks 632 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,120 Speaker 1: you're the worst caller. 633 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,040 Speaker 9: Well, that's ridiculous, because I'm the best that ever was. 634 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:08,960 Speaker 8: I'm the greatest. 635 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,799 Speaker 4: You're talking what do you You're talking about a hat 636 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:13,920 Speaker 4: that your mom got you. 637 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,480 Speaker 3: What are what are we doing here? 638 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:15,680 Speaker 4: No? 639 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,040 Speaker 3: No, no, no, not just a hat? 640 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,600 Speaker 2: A hat when he was How. 641 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,200 Speaker 3: Old were you when you got the hat? Today? 642 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:22,759 Speaker 2: Yeah? 643 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,120 Speaker 8: Memory, when he was thirteen? 644 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:30,520 Speaker 1: Oh, I'm conflicting the stories because you you went from 645 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,000 Speaker 1: a story about your hat to when you were thirteen 646 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,840 Speaker 1: playing baseball. 647 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,160 Speaker 3: In the rain is what you did? Yeah? Football in 648 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:42,960 Speaker 3: the rain? Oh my god, who cares? Nobody in the rain. 649 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,440 Speaker 2: It's okay, Well, I'm determined. 650 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:50,279 Speaker 1: Listen, I've determined Melissa doesn't care, your mom doesn't care, 651 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,799 Speaker 1: your relatives, don't you call us. 652 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,759 Speaker 3: And having uncle Marty right? 653 00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:02,040 Speaker 2: And he doesn't care? Yes, No, that means he definitely 654 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,440 Speaker 2: means he definitely does not care, definitely does not. 655 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:12,600 Speaker 3: Care, doesn't care what every time he mean me and 656 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:24,239 Speaker 3: my brothers and sisters. You boo because okay, I gotta go, 657 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,040 Speaker 3: I thank you, I gotta go. Eat dog as a 658 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:28,560 Speaker 3: great heat dog. 659 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:29,960 Speaker 11: Uh. 660 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:34,279 Speaker 2: I determined there's he's even by his standards. 661 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,279 Speaker 3: There was off. 662 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,959 Speaker 4: If he doesn't win Worst call there there's something wrong 663 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,120 Speaker 4: with the photog coop. 664 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,360 Speaker 1: You don't understand. That's the most competitive category that we have. 665 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,920 Speaker 1: Can anyone really beat Mike the Leprechaun for the worst caller? 666 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,480 Speaker 4: Mike the le runs circles around that guy. 667 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,759 Speaker 1: What about Poppy in San Diego? Poppy is a terrible caller, 668 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,520 Speaker 1: He's been consistently bad for years. He's a multi time 669 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,799 Speaker 1: Worst Caller of the Year winner. 670 00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,080 Speaker 3: Poppy in San Diego. 671 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,000 Speaker 4: I would say Poppy is better than eating. 672 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:06,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, that is horrific. 673 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,200 Speaker 2: How about the guy in Omaha that calls up and 674 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,319 Speaker 2: tells stories from like the nineteen Every story is from 675 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,120 Speaker 2: the nineteen eighties. 676 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,200 Speaker 3: You know the guy that's supposed to send me the Omaha. 677 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,120 Speaker 2: Hat oh Irishman black Irishman. 678 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's pretty bad, but like e dog just 679 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:25,160 Speaker 4: like rambles about nothing and. 680 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,440 Speaker 8: You can hardly understand him while he's doing it. 681 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:32,680 Speaker 4: And he talks about like his like hiss, like like Melissa, 682 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:33,319 Speaker 4: like who, like. 683 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:37,640 Speaker 2: What that's the that's the female lead in his story? 684 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,240 Speaker 3: Is Melissa? You have a female? 685 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,200 Speaker 9: Is she? Well? 686 00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,879 Speaker 3: What is real? What is real? Lorena? Can you tell 687 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,040 Speaker 3: me what's real and what's not real? 688 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,839 Speaker 2: Especially these days with Ai, I don't know what's real. 689 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,919 Speaker 3: I don't know it's fake. I have no maybe maybe 690 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,959 Speaker 3: this is all fake. Who knows? I have no idea. 691 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,319 Speaker 1: Well, let's pause for the cause we're gonna have Big 692 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,279 Speaker 1: Ben's lame Jokes of the Week, Big Ben's lame jokes 693 00:36:59,280 --> 00:36:59,520 Speaker 1: a week. 694 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,920 Speaker 3: Hopefully we man paid his phone bill and he's good 695 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,560 Speaker 3: to go and all that. Otherwise we'll need a fake 696 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:03,960 Speaker 3: weed man. 697 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,279 Speaker 2: He should be good to go. Big Ben's lame jokes 698 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:06,640 Speaker 2: all the week. 699 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,040 Speaker 3: For the rest of the hour, we'll get to that. 700 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,960 Speaker 3: We will do it next. 701 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,680 Speaker 9: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 702 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,360 Speaker 9: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 703 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,600 Speaker 2: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Malor Show. 704 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,399 Speaker 1: As we hang out together here all night long doing 705 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:28,560 Speaker 1: the overnight sports radio thing. We thank you for hanging out, 706 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,600 Speaker 1: the boys in El Paso at the factory, the fellas 707 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,840 Speaker 1: doing heavy machinery in Ohio working all night, and so 708 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,880 Speaker 1: many others that have reached. 709 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:39,960 Speaker 3: Out to me over the years. We thank you guys 710 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,400 Speaker 3: for listening. 711 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,640 Speaker 2: It does just mean a lot that you are tuned 712 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,080 Speaker 2: in and you force your co workers to listen against 713 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:46,520 Speaker 2: their will. 714 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,719 Speaker 3: Thank you, God bless you for that. 715 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,799 Speaker 2: Much better than the other craft that's on this hour, 716 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,920 Speaker 2: So keep doing that, and also don't forget you can 717 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,560 Speaker 2: always hear this show on the iHeartRadio app. Sometimes this 718 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,759 Speaker 2: time of the year on the West Coast, those late 719 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,960 Speaker 2: games cover us up, so you can stream the. 720 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,640 Speaker 3: Show wherever whenever you want. 721 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,799 Speaker 1: And all the Fox Sports Radio many blowhards twenty four 722 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,920 Speaker 1: to seven the new and improved iHeartRadio app, and it's. 723 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:16,319 Speaker 2: All free every day, all day, every night, all night, and. 724 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,879 Speaker 1: Be sure to's like Fox Sports Radio Ben Malor Show, 725 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,480 Speaker 1: fifth Hour podcast, new episode today as your presets and. 726 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:26,239 Speaker 2: The iHeart app they will always pop up at the 727 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,120 Speaker 2: top of your screen. 728 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,160 Speaker 9: Knock, knock, who's there? Blame weed Blame weed too. 729 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:37,520 Speaker 3: It's big Man's lame joke of the week. Okay, let's 730 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,160 Speaker 3: do what weed mat Are you there? My guy weed 731 00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:40,200 Speaker 3: made Billy in Miami. 732 00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,479 Speaker 2: He paid his phone bill, He's got his Obama phone. 733 00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:47,680 Speaker 3: Hello weed Man? Yeah, okay, here we go. These are 734 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,040 Speaker 3: actual jokes. Here we go. 735 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,080 Speaker 2: How does weed Man like his Thanksgiving turkey? 736 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:53,239 Speaker 5: Wow? 737 00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:54,640 Speaker 3: Smoke? 738 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,840 Speaker 2: That's a Brendan from Boston after Brandon. 739 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,360 Speaker 3: Very funny, very I know you do well that was 740 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:01,839 Speaker 3: the joke. 741 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,880 Speaker 1: What was weed Man? What was weed Man provided? What 742 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,680 Speaker 1: has weed Man provided to the world? 743 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:07,719 Speaker 10: What? 744 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,080 Speaker 3: Well, he's actually we man? What did you you prove 745 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,040 Speaker 3: to the world? Weed Man? 746 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,160 Speaker 2: That beggars can be losers? 747 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,280 Speaker 1: That's a surfer Todd the comedian now living in Las Vegas. 748 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,920 Speaker 1: Surfer Todd the Comitia List though, yeah, moved to Vegas. 749 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,200 Speaker 3: He in his lovely bride. Why does weed Man not 750 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:26,960 Speaker 3: know how to set up an email? 751 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:29,839 Speaker 1: Why? How come? 752 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,600 Speaker 2: Because he's stupid and smells bad? 753 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,840 Speaker 3: That's from Ferd Dog. That's not nice, I mean, my goods, 754 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,200 Speaker 3: that's even a joke. Well, he said that in. 755 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:45,799 Speaker 1: What are weed Man's pronouns? What he himself and high are? 756 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,800 Speaker 1: It's a surfer Todd the comedian. What's the difference between 757 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,080 Speaker 1: weed Man and Blair in Maine? 758 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:56,200 Speaker 10: What? 759 00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,040 Speaker 2: Well, weed Man can get an email and can't get 760 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,440 Speaker 2: a fee. 761 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,360 Speaker 3: Male, So there's there's that. That's a bit of a 762 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:06,920 Speaker 3: bit of a problem. 763 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,040 Speaker 1: That's Chip in Maine makes some great cookies. Send us 764 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,239 Speaker 1: some cookies a couple of years back. 765 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:11,759 Speaker 3: Very nice. 766 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:19,239 Speaker 1: What is weed Man's favorite Thanksgiving dish? What hash browns? 767 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,320 Speaker 1: You love the hash? 768 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,040 Speaker 3: That's a micae leprechaun. All right? How can weed Man? 769 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,920 Speaker 2: How can weed Man use the Ben Malers Show to 770 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,520 Speaker 2: get rich quick? 771 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:29,680 Speaker 4: Wow? 772 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,160 Speaker 3: All right? 773 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:35,279 Speaker 2: Getting one dollar every time? Lorena chimes in? 774 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:39,759 Speaker 3: That's Noah in Austin said that one. How did how 775 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,080 Speaker 3: did we. 776 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:48,040 Speaker 1: Man feel about his unprovoked attack by blind Scott? Blindsided? 777 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,080 Speaker 1: That's Chip in You were blind sided Chip in Maine? 778 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:52,680 Speaker 9: All right? 779 00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:57,320 Speaker 3: Why does weed Man only drink coffee? Why it turns 780 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,439 Speaker 3: out you have no proper tea? 781 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,000 Speaker 2: He said, Joe and Virginia beach, good military time. 782 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,800 Speaker 1: Why did weed Man hippie go to the aquarium to 783 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:08,760 Speaker 1: buy some shoes? 784 00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:09,919 Speaker 10: Why? 785 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:11,800 Speaker 2: Well, you heard. 786 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:18,400 Speaker 1: That is where they have great crocs. George, George and 787 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,280 Speaker 1: Ubaldi Texas. What is it called when weed man uses 788 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:28,000 Speaker 1: the outdoors as a bathroom? What a dereliction of duty? 789 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,320 Speaker 3: Dood? There you go. 790 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:36,879 Speaker 1: Who is going to win the Housekeeping Olympics? Helmet man 791 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,960 Speaker 1: and weed man. That's Eric in Kansas. What did Marcel 792 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,440 Speaker 1: say when Santa asked, what do you want for Christmas? 793 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:43,920 Speaker 3: Marcel? 794 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:48,120 Speaker 2: He said, yes it is. That's Rick in Northridge, California. 795 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,640 Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Weed man. There you go.