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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jebels Second Date Update. You know, whenever we do

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<v Speaker 1>second date updates, some people actually want a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people just want to figure out what happened on

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<v Speaker 1>their date and why the person isn't calling them back.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's Sean who's on the phone for a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update right now, and he wants both pretty much.

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<v Speaker 1>He says it was one of the strangest dates he's

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<v Speaker 1>ever been on. So, Sean, how are you? Hey? Good?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. I'm just trying to figure things out. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, most most people who do this segment say

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<v Speaker 1>that their date was bad or something, but strange is

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<v Speaker 1>an interesting description to me. Yeah. I've just been trying

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<v Speaker 1>to figure it out and I don't understand. I've asked

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<v Speaker 1>my friends. I could use some help here. Okay, what's

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<v Speaker 1>the girl's name? You want to call? Jessica? Jessica? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>and tell us a little bit of about your date

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<v Speaker 1>with Jessica. Okay, we're just start Oh no, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So we met online. She's super cute, so I figured, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go to a bar. Let's let's talk. So we

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<v Speaker 1>go to this Irush pub and you know those dates

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<v Speaker 1>where it's just like not right, you know, where like

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to have conversation but there's always this awkward

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<v Speaker 1>silence or long pauses and you can kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>never get any momentum. Yes, sounds fun, It was just painful,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So this is happening. I've had this situation before.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like there's not chemistry or whatever. So after like

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<v Speaker 1>forty five minutes, you know, I gave it the good

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<v Speaker 1>old college try or whatever. We weren't clicking, so I

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<v Speaker 1>just say like, hey, we can just leave, we can

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<v Speaker 1>just end this date. And that's okay. And what did

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<v Speaker 1>she say to that. She seems super relieved. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>there were no hard feelings. You know, we're both adults,

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<v Speaker 1>like it all feels very copasetic or whatever. And then

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<v Speaker 1>she asked me to walk her to her apartment, which

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's relatively early in the evening, but the

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<v Speaker 1>sun's down and so she says she just wants somebody

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<v Speaker 1>take her back to her apartment, and that that makes

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<v Speaker 1>sense to me, you know, just to be a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I say sure, okay, okay, and we're walking to her apartment,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess, like thinking back, like the conversation started

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<v Speaker 1>getting a little bit better, you know, like there was

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<v Speaker 1>a little less tension in the air or whatever as

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<v Speaker 1>we were walking. So now you're getting along. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>that's the thing. We get to her place and I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea why she did this, but she invites

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<v Speaker 1>me up. What was I guess things got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>better than right, So you went from what's end of date?

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<v Speaker 1>This is horribly awkward to come on up to my place. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what was going on either. In my head,

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking really like I didn't say that out loud,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was totally thinking, so did the date continue

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<v Speaker 1>up there? Surprisingly? It did. Really, I had like no expectations. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't planning on anything happening. I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well, let's see what happens, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe she was just even inviting you to be

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<v Speaker 1>polite because she thought it was a polite thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>After you walked her home. I don't know. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>my mom's friends would say, like, you want a glass

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<v Speaker 1>of water or something. It wasn't like that light. But right,

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<v Speaker 1>how did things go up there? We're hanging out and

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<v Speaker 1>we're watching TV. We start watching some game shows and

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<v Speaker 1>we're laughing about how cheesy that is. And I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>like because all the tension was gone because we were

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<v Speaker 1>laughing with each other and just being ourselves. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>one thing leads to another and we we end up

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<v Speaker 1>poking up. Oh my god, did she I mean, did

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<v Speaker 1>she initiate this? I'm sure, dude say this all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>It felt like it was mutual. It didn't feel like

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<v Speaker 1>one of us made the initiatory. Yeah, that's a big

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<v Speaker 1>switch from not wanting to talk to you too. Now

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<v Speaker 1>they their hands. Yeah, I mean, and that's why, as

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<v Speaker 1>I remember it, I did not initiate, because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it felt like it was so not gonna happen. So

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<v Speaker 1>anyway that happens, it's really nice. She's great whatever. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and what I mean, I don't want to give details,

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<v Speaker 1>you know I want to. It's fine, it's fine. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you stay the night? Well, here's the thing, um, she

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<v Speaker 1>gets up to use the bathroom, and then I hear

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<v Speaker 1>the apartment door close. Okay, and I wait for forty

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes alone in her apartment. What she just left

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<v Speaker 1>me in her apartment. That's weird. Shen't really wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>get out of there. Yeah, After forty five minutes, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, all right, I don't know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't text me or leave a note or anything,

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<v Speaker 1>so I just left. Wow, she was ghosted you in

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<v Speaker 1>her own apartment, right, Like was it a weird booty

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<v Speaker 1>call that she didn't want to I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know anyway, Like I've texted her, I tried calling her

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<v Speaker 1>once radio silence, and me and my buddies, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand this one. So I could just use some help. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you would if like there's a normal excuse for it,

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<v Speaker 1>you would want to see her against it. It felt

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<v Speaker 1>like there was some chemistry, so maybe things could happen

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<v Speaker 1>and kind of want to know if I did anything

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<v Speaker 1>weird so that I won't do it again. Ye. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's so straight, like to finish all of it

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<v Speaker 1>and then leave, Like if there's something really weird happening,

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<v Speaker 1>she would probably tell you in the middle of it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like an old like horror story or something where

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<v Speaker 1>he like the person disappears and you know they've never

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<v Speaker 1>been in that apartment for thirty years or something. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet that was the longest forty five minutes of

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<v Speaker 1>your life, just lay there like, is she gonna come back?

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<v Speaker 1>Is she not? Like what time slowed down to a crawl? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that I have never been so scared. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play a song and then come back and call

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<v Speaker 1>her and see if we can figure it out for

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<v Speaker 1>you with your second date update. Okay, all right, think

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to figure this out, all right? Brooking

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<v Speaker 1>jubil in the morning Dates. I guess you know what

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<v Speaker 1>date's going well when your date runs out of her

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<v Speaker 1>own apartment and leaves you there for forty five minutes

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<v Speaker 1>and then never talks to you again. Yeah, if you

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<v Speaker 1>just tune in today's second date update, That's what happened

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<v Speaker 1>to Sean. He went out with this girl named Jessica,

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<v Speaker 1>and the beginning of their date was really awkward and

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<v Speaker 1>he could tell that, so he just called it out

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<v Speaker 1>and was like, Hey, this is awkward. Do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to end the date? And she said yeah, and so

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<v Speaker 1>he started walking her back to her place, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I guess because everything was relaxed now, they started cooking up.

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<v Speaker 1>And then right after that, apparently she left her apartment,

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<v Speaker 1>left him in there for like forty five minutes until

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<v Speaker 1>he finally just left, and he hasn't heard from her since.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna try to figure it out. Sean, you're

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<v Speaker 1>ready to go, let's do this. So, I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>so weird. I can't think of any good reason I

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<v Speaker 1>would leave a stranger in my apartment. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>other than maybe she fell in the bathroom, got adnisia,

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<v Speaker 1>forgot you were in there, and just wandered out. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's the only good situation that can

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<v Speaker 1>happen there. God, I can only hold it as the case. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll try to figure it out. I'm gonna dollar phone

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<v Speaker 1>number right now. Okay, thank you so much. I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>know what's going on. Okay, here we go. Hello, gonna

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<v Speaker 1>speak to Jessica. Please. This is she. Hey Jessica, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. Jebil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio show. Yeah, I know it. I do. Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you're calling me. I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>because somebody emailed us about you. Was it my friend Karen?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. Yeah, I see one from Karen.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll check though later to see if she emailed. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>this is from Sean. Oh my god. You remember Sean?

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<v Speaker 1>You went out with Sean? Yes, well, if you know

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<v Speaker 1>the show, you probably heard a second day update before. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know my friend Karenda. She's like obsessed with you guys. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's why I asked if if it was her

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<v Speaker 1>that emailed. Oh gotcha. Well, a second day update is

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<v Speaker 1>where if you go out on a date with somebody

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<v Speaker 1>and then end up not calling them back after, they

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<v Speaker 1>can email us to get you on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>find out what happened. So Sean emailed us and told

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<v Speaker 1>us about the night you guys hung out, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>very confused why you ditched him in your own apartment

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<v Speaker 1>and also why you won't call him back. Wow, he

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<v Speaker 1>told you that. Yeah, it was not great. I honestly

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<v Speaker 1>wish that this had never even happened. And I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe I'm reliving this on our radio show right now.

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<v Speaker 1>It has to be worse than not great. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>to leave a stranger in your apartment. Wait, so can

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<v Speaker 1>you tell us what happened on your date? Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>me and John went out, and I had a very

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<v Speaker 1>weird feeling from the moment that we got together, like

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<v Speaker 1>something was just off. Is that why things were awkward

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<v Speaker 1>at first? Because he told us about your day? He said,

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<v Speaker 1>things were obviously awkward between you two at the beginning

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Yeah, I just had a weird feeling, and

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that like carried into how the date went.

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<v Speaker 1>So like weird feeling, like you felt like he was

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<v Speaker 1>a serial killer, because that's how whenever I say weird feeling,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like someone is bad. Not that I thought

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<v Speaker 1>he was going to kill me, because I would have

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<v Speaker 1>like laughed okay at the restaurant if that was the case.

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<v Speaker 1>But when he said, hey, this isn't going well, I

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<v Speaker 1>was relieved, you know, like I was relieved when he

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<v Speaker 1>suggested that we leave and I asked him to walk

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<v Speaker 1>me home, and things got, you know a little bit better.

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<v Speaker 1>We were talking and enjoying ourselves a little bit, and um,

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<v Speaker 1>enjoying the conversation and so um, wait, what did he

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<v Speaker 1>tell you. He just said that you guys ended up

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<v Speaker 1>going up to your place and then things were better,

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<v Speaker 1>and then after you guys were done hanging out, then

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<v Speaker 1>you left and didn't hear from you. Yeah. Well, um,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a moment where we were sitting down and

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<v Speaker 1>he drops his phone, and when he reached for it,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, oh corn nuts. Okay, this is after you

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<v Speaker 1>guys have hooked up or before he told you that? God,

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<v Speaker 1>this is after okay, figuring you know the details, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>this is after. So he drops the phone. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>ohr nuts, And I realized that's something that one of

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<v Speaker 1>my uncles used to say all the time. Okay, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>my dear your uncle or something. Well, that uncle has

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<v Speaker 1>a son name Sean. Wait what whoa? So are you

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that what Sean is your cousin? Yeah? Shut um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still not one sure. But I hadn't seen him

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<v Speaker 1>in a while if it was him, so I just panicked,

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<v Speaker 1>I panicked and I left. But you know what, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I haven't seen him since we were children

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<v Speaker 1>and people evolved and all Sean's kind of looked the

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<v Speaker 1>same that too, So you think that he's your cousin

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<v Speaker 1>and you went out with that. That sounds so much

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<v Speaker 1>worse when you say it. Have you done any research

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<v Speaker 1>into this? Like I would be on the phone immediately

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<v Speaker 1>with my parents like, hey, we're Sean at what's the likelihood? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's living in another country. Give me some hope. I

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<v Speaker 1>honestly have just wanted to pretend that this never happened,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's kind of been my approach. I can understand

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<v Speaker 1>that because you think you slept with your cousin, stop

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<v Speaker 1>please stop saying that. Where God, it's mortifying. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to be sick. You know what a good idea

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<v Speaker 1>is to check with him and see if he actually

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<v Speaker 1>is your cousin because he's on the other line listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this and wants to talk to you. What Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he's still there. I oh no, Sean, are you

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<v Speaker 1>still there? Jessica? Oh my god, Oh my god? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you hear all that? Did you just hear all that

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<v Speaker 1>I did? Are you Hank and Lily's daughter? Yes? So

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are cousins? So real? Oh nuts, don't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you not recognize me? How did you not

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<v Speaker 1>recognize me? Your hair was so short before hair grows, John,

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<v Speaker 1>When was the last time you guys saw I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I know the last time you got saw each other,

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<v Speaker 1>but when before that, when was the last time, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, like fifteen years ago? Oh my god. In

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<v Speaker 1>the first date conversation, none of this came up, like

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<v Speaker 1>your family history, where you're from, Like those are things

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<v Speaker 1>that you normally talk about, like what your parents do.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, maybe that's why it was so awkward, because

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't think to use those conversation starters. Yeah, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>did you know the whole time, Sean, did you know

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<v Speaker 1>that she was your cousin and you just hope she

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't find out. I'm just saying that. He's like, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that's why we didn't think to do those things. Look, Jessica,

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<v Speaker 1>I I had no idea. You are very attractive and

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<v Speaker 1>you're a great kisser, but you yeah, that's probably not

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<v Speaker 1>the best complimenting her, Like, that's not the best thing

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<v Speaker 1>to do. I'm just being honest, all right, it's good

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<v Speaker 1>to compliment people. No out by this. You are not

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<v Speaker 1>grossed out. I'm not trying to be gross all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to say right now. This is

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<v Speaker 1>uncharted territory. Good, I'm glad ye say that You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>act like this never happened so we can move on

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<v Speaker 1>with our lives. Oh my gosh, I have a very

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<v Speaker 1>important question for you, Jessica. Have you talked to your parents? Oh? No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>why did you? No? I told him that I had

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<v Speaker 1>a weird date, but I didn't get into specifics. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys wanna want to keep it a secret from Jessica.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to go on a second date with Sean?

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<v Speaker 1>Will pay for it? Is? No? I said no. Iously,

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<v Speaker 1>I never want to see him again. Just for the record, Jessica,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel horrible about this, and you know, if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to meet up over coffee or something and talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it, I'm down. I don't ever want to see

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<v Speaker 1>you again. Er well, Sean, so sorry. I'm sorry both

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<v Speaker 1>of you had to learn about that dape. But Sean,

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<v Speaker 1>no second date. Great, I lost the cousin to thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much in the morning. Nothing like a little

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<v Speaker 1>incest to start your morning. Jubil in the morning, talking

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<v Speaker 1>about today's second date. Update if you missed it, Sean

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<v Speaker 1>at a first date with the girl named Jessica and

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<v Speaker 1>started out awful, but after a few drinks it got

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<v Speaker 1>better and they actually ended up hooking up at her apartment,

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<v Speaker 1>but when we called Jessica, she told us something very shocking.

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<v Speaker 1>At one point during the evening, after they had already

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<v Speaker 1>banged out, Sean used the phrase, oh corn nuts, and

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<v Speaker 1>it made Jessica remember that she as an uncle who

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<v Speaker 1>also uses that phrase and had a son named Sean.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, just banged it out with my cousin. See,

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<v Speaker 1>this is why you should never estrange your family, because

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<v Speaker 1>then you don't remember who you and you end up sleeping.

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<v Speaker 1>She says she hasn't seen that side of her family

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time, so she wasn't exactly sure if

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<v Speaker 1>it was her cousin, but Sean confirmed that yes, they're related.

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<v Speaker 1>He was not as upset as he should have been. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he really wasn't. Yeah, you guys like still in the end,

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<v Speaker 1>no second date, but a lifetime of baggage because they

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<v Speaker 1>had sex with each other and their cousins. So remember,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to do a second date update, all

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do is email the show and we

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<v Speaker 1>will call the person who didn't call you back.