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Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels Second Date Update. You know, whenever we do
Speaker 1: second date updates, some people actually want a second date.
Speaker 1: Some people just want to figure out what happened on
Speaker 1: their date and why the person isn't calling them back.
Speaker 1: And then there's Sean who's on the phone for a
Speaker 1: second date update right now, and he wants both pretty much.
Speaker 1: He says it was one of the strangest dates he's
Speaker 1: ever been on. So, Sean, how are you? Hey? Good?
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm just trying to figure things out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, most most people who do this segment say
Speaker 1: that their date was bad or something, but strange is
Speaker 1: an interesting description to me. Yeah. I've just been trying
Speaker 1: to figure it out and I don't understand. I've asked
Speaker 1: my friends. I could use some help here. Okay, what's
Speaker 1: the girl's name? You want to call? Jessica? Jessica? All right,
Speaker 1: and tell us a little bit of about your date
Speaker 1: with Jessica. Okay, we're just start Oh no, all right.
Speaker 1: So we met online. She's super cute, so I figured, okay,
Speaker 1: let's go to a bar. Let's let's talk. So we
Speaker 1: go to this Irush pub and you know those dates
Speaker 1: where it's just like not right, you know, where like
Speaker 1: you're trying to have conversation but there's always this awkward
Speaker 1: silence or long pauses and you can kind of like
Speaker 1: never get any momentum. Yes, sounds fun, It was just painful,
Speaker 1: all right, So this is happening. I've had this situation before.
Speaker 1: It's like there's not chemistry or whatever. So after like
Speaker 1: forty five minutes, you know, I gave it the good
Speaker 1: old college try or whatever. We weren't clicking, so I
Speaker 1: just say like, hey, we can just leave, we can
Speaker 1: just end this date. And that's okay. And what did
Speaker 1: she say to that. She seems super relieved. Okay, so
Speaker 1: there were no hard feelings. You know, we're both adults,
Speaker 1: like it all feels very copasetic or whatever. And then
Speaker 1: she asked me to walk her to her apartment, which
Speaker 1: you know, it's relatively early in the evening, but the
Speaker 1: sun's down and so she says she just wants somebody
Speaker 1: take her back to her apartment, and that that makes
Speaker 1: sense to me, you know, just to be a nice guy.
Speaker 1: I say sure, okay, okay, and we're walking to her apartment,
Speaker 1: and I guess, like thinking back, like the conversation started
Speaker 1: getting a little bit better, you know, like there was
Speaker 1: a little less tension in the air or whatever as
Speaker 1: we were walking. So now you're getting along. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: that's the thing. We get to her place and I
Speaker 1: have no idea why she did this, but she invites
Speaker 1: me up. What was I guess things got a lot
Speaker 1: better than right, So you went from what's end of date?
Speaker 1: This is horribly awkward to come on up to my place. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was going on either. In my head,
Speaker 1: I was thinking really like I didn't say that out loud,
Speaker 1: but I was totally thinking, so did the date continue
Speaker 1: up there? Surprisingly? It did. Really, I had like no expectations. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wasn't planning on anything happening. I was just like,
Speaker 1: all right, well, let's see what happens, you know, like
Speaker 1: or maybe she was just even inviting you to be
Speaker 1: polite because she thought it was a polite thing to do.
Speaker 1: After you walked her home. I don't know. I guess
Speaker 1: my mom's friends would say, like, you want a glass
Speaker 1: of water or something. It wasn't like that light. But right,
Speaker 1: how did things go up there? We're hanging out and
Speaker 1: we're watching TV. We start watching some game shows and
Speaker 1: we're laughing about how cheesy that is. And I guess,
Speaker 1: like because all the tension was gone because we were
Speaker 1: laughing with each other and just being ourselves. You know,
Speaker 1: one thing leads to another and we we end up
Speaker 1: poking up. Oh my god, did she I mean, did
Speaker 1: she initiate this? I'm sure, dude say this all the time.
Speaker 1: It felt like it was mutual. It didn't feel like
Speaker 1: one of us made the initiatory. Yeah, that's a big
Speaker 1: switch from not wanting to talk to you too. Now
Speaker 1: they their hands. Yeah, I mean, and that's why, as
Speaker 1: I remember it, I did not initiate, because you know,
Speaker 1: it felt like it was so not gonna happen. So
Speaker 1: anyway that happens, it's really nice. She's great whatever. Um,
Speaker 1: and what I mean, I don't want to give details,
Speaker 1: you know I want to. It's fine, it's fine. Did
Speaker 1: you stay the night? Well, here's the thing, um, she
Speaker 1: gets up to use the bathroom, and then I hear
Speaker 1: the apartment door close. Okay, and I wait for forty
Speaker 1: five minutes alone in her apartment. What she just left
Speaker 1: me in her apartment. That's weird. Shen't really wanted to
Speaker 1: get out of there. Yeah, After forty five minutes, I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: She didn't text me or leave a note or anything,
Speaker 1: so I just left. Wow, she was ghosted you in
Speaker 1: her own apartment, right, Like was it a weird booty
Speaker 1: call that she didn't want to I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know anyway, Like I've texted her, I tried calling her
Speaker 1: once radio silence, and me and my buddies, we don't
Speaker 1: understand this one. So I could just use some help. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you would if like there's a normal excuse for it,
Speaker 1: you would want to see her against it. It felt
Speaker 1: like there was some chemistry, so maybe things could happen
Speaker 1: and kind of want to know if I did anything
Speaker 1: weird so that I won't do it again. Ye. Well,
Speaker 1: and that's so straight, like to finish all of it
Speaker 1: and then leave, Like if there's something really weird happening,
Speaker 1: she would probably tell you in the middle of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like an old like horror story or something where
Speaker 1: he like the person disappears and you know they've never
Speaker 1: been in that apartment for thirty years or something. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I bet that was the longest forty five minutes of
Speaker 1: your life, just lay there like, is she gonna come back?
Speaker 1: Is she not? Like what time slowed down to a crawl? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think that I have never been so scared. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song and then come back and call
Speaker 1: her and see if we can figure it out for
Speaker 1: you with your second date update. Okay, all right, think
Speaker 1: I really want to figure this out, all right? Brooking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning Dates. I guess you know what
Speaker 1: date's going well when your date runs out of her
Speaker 1: own apartment and leaves you there for forty five minutes
Speaker 1: and then never talks to you again. Yeah, if you
Speaker 1: just tune in today's second date update, That's what happened
Speaker 1: to Sean. He went out with this girl named Jessica,
Speaker 1: and the beginning of their date was really awkward and
Speaker 1: he could tell that, so he just called it out
Speaker 1: and was like, Hey, this is awkward. Do you want
Speaker 1: to end the date? And she said yeah, and so
Speaker 1: he started walking her back to her place, and then
Speaker 1: I guess because everything was relaxed now, they started cooking up.
Speaker 1: And then right after that, apparently she left her apartment,
Speaker 1: left him in there for like forty five minutes until
Speaker 1: he finally just left, and he hasn't heard from her since.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna try to figure it out. Sean, you're
Speaker 1: ready to go, let's do this. So, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: so weird. I can't think of any good reason I
Speaker 1: would leave a stranger in my apartment. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: other than maybe she fell in the bathroom, got adnisia,
Speaker 1: forgot you were in there, and just wandered out. Like
Speaker 1: I feel like that's the only good situation that can
Speaker 1: happen there. God, I can only hold it as the case. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll try to figure it out. I'm gonna dollar phone
Speaker 1: number right now. Okay, thank you so much. I gotta
Speaker 1: know what's going on. Okay, here we go. Hello, gonna
Speaker 1: speak to Jessica. Please. This is she. Hey Jessica, how
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Jebil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Yeah, I know it. I do. Cool.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're calling me. I'm calling you
Speaker 1: because somebody emailed us about you. Was it my friend Karen?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Yeah, I see one from Karen.
Speaker 1: I'll check though later to see if she emailed. But no,
Speaker 1: this is from Sean. Oh my god. You remember Sean?
Speaker 1: You went out with Sean? Yes, well, if you know
Speaker 1: the show, you probably heard a second day update before. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know my friend Karenda. She's like obsessed with you guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's why I asked if if it was her
Speaker 1: that emailed. Oh gotcha. Well, a second day update is
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: and then end up not calling them back after, they
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and
Speaker 1: find out what happened. So Sean emailed us and told
Speaker 1: us about the night you guys hung out, and it's
Speaker 1: very confused why you ditched him in your own apartment
Speaker 1: and also why you won't call him back. Wow, he
Speaker 1: told you that. Yeah, it was not great. I honestly
Speaker 1: wish that this had never even happened. And I can't
Speaker 1: believe I'm reliving this on our radio show right now.
Speaker 1: It has to be worse than not great. I mean
Speaker 1: to leave a stranger in your apartment. Wait, so can
Speaker 1: you tell us what happened on your date? Okay, So
Speaker 1: me and John went out, and I had a very
Speaker 1: weird feeling from the moment that we got together, like
Speaker 1: something was just off. Is that why things were awkward
Speaker 1: at first? Because he told us about your day? He said,
Speaker 1: things were obviously awkward between you two at the beginning
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, I just had a weird feeling, and
Speaker 1: I guess that like carried into how the date went.
Speaker 1: So like weird feeling, like you felt like he was
Speaker 1: a serial killer, because that's how whenever I say weird feeling,
Speaker 1: I feel like someone is bad. Not that I thought
Speaker 1: he was going to kill me, because I would have
Speaker 1: like laughed okay at the restaurant if that was the case.
Speaker 1: But when he said, hey, this isn't going well, I
Speaker 1: was relieved, you know, like I was relieved when he
Speaker 1: suggested that we leave and I asked him to walk
Speaker 1: me home, and things got, you know a little bit better.
Speaker 1: We were talking and enjoying ourselves a little bit, and um,
Speaker 1: enjoying the conversation and so um, wait, what did he
Speaker 1: tell you. He just said that you guys ended up
Speaker 1: going up to your place and then things were better,
Speaker 1: and then after you guys were done hanging out, then
Speaker 1: you left and didn't hear from you. Yeah. Well, um,
Speaker 1: there was a moment where we were sitting down and
Speaker 1: he drops his phone, and when he reached for it,
Speaker 1: he said, oh corn nuts. Okay, this is after you
Speaker 1: guys have hooked up or before he told you that? God,
Speaker 1: this is after okay, figuring you know the details, Um,
Speaker 1: this is after. So he drops the phone. He says,
Speaker 1: ohr nuts, And I realized that's something that one of
Speaker 1: my uncles used to say all the time. Okay, sir,
Speaker 1: my dear your uncle or something. Well, that uncle has
Speaker 1: a son name Sean. Wait what whoa? So are you
Speaker 1: thinking that what Sean is your cousin? Yeah? Shut um,
Speaker 1: I'm still not one sure. But I hadn't seen him
Speaker 1: in a while if it was him, so I just panicked,
Speaker 1: I panicked and I left. But you know what, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't seen him since we were children
Speaker 1: and people evolved and all Sean's kind of looked the
Speaker 1: same that too, So you think that he's your cousin
Speaker 1: and you went out with that. That sounds so much
Speaker 1: worse when you say it. Have you done any research
Speaker 1: into this? Like I would be on the phone immediately
Speaker 1: with my parents like, hey, we're Sean at what's the likelihood? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's living in another country. Give me some hope. I
Speaker 1: honestly have just wanted to pretend that this never happened,
Speaker 1: and that's kind of been my approach. I can understand
Speaker 1: that because you think you slept with your cousin, stop
Speaker 1: please stop saying that. Where God, it's mortifying. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: going to be sick. You know what a good idea
Speaker 1: is to check with him and see if he actually
Speaker 1: is your cousin because he's on the other line listening
Speaker 1: to this and wants to talk to you. What Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe he's still there. I oh no, Sean, are you
Speaker 1: still there? Jessica? Oh my god, Oh my god? Did
Speaker 1: you hear all that? Did you just hear all that
Speaker 1: I did? Are you Hank and Lily's daughter? Yes? So
Speaker 1: you guys are cousins? So real? Oh nuts, don't say that.
Speaker 1: How did you not recognize me? How did you not
Speaker 1: recognize me? Your hair was so short before hair grows, John,
Speaker 1: When was the last time you guys saw I mean,
Speaker 1: I know the last time you got saw each other,
Speaker 1: but when before that, when was the last time, I
Speaker 1: don't know, like fifteen years ago? Oh my god. In
Speaker 1: the first date conversation, none of this came up, like
Speaker 1: your family history, where you're from, Like those are things
Speaker 1: that you normally talk about, like what your parents do.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe that's why it was so awkward, because
Speaker 1: we didn't think to use those conversation starters. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: did you know the whole time, Sean, did you know
Speaker 1: that she was your cousin and you just hope she
Speaker 1: wouldn't find out. I'm just saying that. He's like, maybe
Speaker 1: that's why we didn't think to do those things. Look, Jessica,
Speaker 1: I I had no idea. You are very attractive and
Speaker 1: you're a great kisser, but you yeah, that's probably not
Speaker 1: the best complimenting her, Like, that's not the best thing
Speaker 1: to do. I'm just being honest, all right, it's good
Speaker 1: to compliment people. No out by this. You are not
Speaker 1: grossed out. I'm not trying to be gross all right.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say right now. This is
Speaker 1: uncharted territory. Good, I'm glad ye say that You're gonna
Speaker 1: act like this never happened so we can move on
Speaker 1: with our lives. Oh my gosh, I have a very
Speaker 1: important question for you, Jessica. Have you talked to your parents? Oh? No, No,
Speaker 1: why did you? No? I told him that I had
Speaker 1: a weird date, but I didn't get into specifics. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys wanna want to keep it a secret from Jessica.
Speaker 1: You want to go on a second date with Sean?
Speaker 1: Will pay for it? Is? No? I said no. Iously,
Speaker 1: I never want to see him again. Just for the record, Jessica,
Speaker 1: I feel horrible about this, and you know, if you
Speaker 1: want to meet up over coffee or something and talk
Speaker 1: about it, I'm down. I don't ever want to see
Speaker 1: you again. Er well, Sean, so sorry. I'm sorry both
Speaker 1: of you had to learn about that dape. But Sean,
Speaker 1: no second date. Great, I lost the cousin to thank
Speaker 1: you very much in the morning. Nothing like a little
Speaker 1: incest to start your morning. Jubil in the morning, talking
Speaker 1: about today's second date. Update if you missed it, Sean
Speaker 1: at a first date with the girl named Jessica and
Speaker 1: started out awful, but after a few drinks it got
Speaker 1: better and they actually ended up hooking up at her apartment,
Speaker 1: but when we called Jessica, she told us something very shocking.
Speaker 1: At one point during the evening, after they had already
Speaker 1: banged out, Sean used the phrase, oh corn nuts, and
Speaker 1: it made Jessica remember that she as an uncle who
Speaker 1: also uses that phrase and had a son named Sean.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just banged it out with my cousin. See,
Speaker 1: this is why you should never estrange your family, because
Speaker 1: then you don't remember who you and you end up sleeping.
Speaker 1: She says she hasn't seen that side of her family
Speaker 1: for a long time, so she wasn't exactly sure if
Speaker 1: it was her cousin, but Sean confirmed that yes, they're related.
Speaker 1: He was not as upset as he should have been. No,
Speaker 1: he really wasn't. Yeah, you guys like still in the end,
Speaker 1: no second date, but a lifetime of baggage because they
Speaker 1: had sex with each other and their cousins. So remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second date update, all
Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back.