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Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels Second Date Update. You know, whenever we do

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Speaker 1: second date updates, some people actually want a second date.

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Speaker 1: Some people just want to figure out what happened on

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Speaker 1: their date and why the person isn't calling them back.

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Speaker 1: And then there's Sean who's on the phone for a

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Speaker 1: second date update right now, and he wants both pretty much.

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Speaker 1: He says it was one of the strangest dates he's

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Speaker 1: ever been on. So, Sean, how are you? Hey? Good?

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm just trying to figure things out. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, most most people who do this segment say

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Speaker 1: that their date was bad or something, but strange is

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Speaker 1: an interesting description to me. Yeah. I've just been trying

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Speaker 1: to figure it out and I don't understand. I've asked

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Speaker 1: my friends. I could use some help here. Okay, what's

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Speaker 1: the girl's name? You want to call? Jessica? Jessica? All right,

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Speaker 1: and tell us a little bit of about your date

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Speaker 1: with Jessica. Okay, we're just start Oh no, all right.

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Speaker 1: So we met online. She's super cute, so I figured, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's go to a bar. Let's let's talk. So we

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Speaker 1: go to this Irush pub and you know those dates

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Speaker 1: where it's just like not right, you know, where like

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Speaker 1: never get any momentum. Yes, sounds fun, It was just painful,

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Speaker 1: all right, So this is happening. I've had this situation before.

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Speaker 1: It's like there's not chemistry or whatever. So after like

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Speaker 1: forty five minutes, you know, I gave it the good

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Speaker 1: old college try or whatever. We weren't clicking, so I

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Speaker 1: just say like, hey, we can just leave, we can

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Speaker 1: just end this date. And that's okay. And what did

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Speaker 1: she say to that. She seems super relieved. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: there were no hard feelings. You know, we're both adults,

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Speaker 1: like it all feels very copasetic or whatever. And then

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Speaker 1: she asked me to walk her to her apartment, which

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Speaker 1: take her back to her apartment, and that that makes

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Speaker 1: I say sure, okay, okay, and we're walking to her apartment,

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Speaker 1: and I guess, like thinking back, like the conversation started

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. We get to her place and I

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Speaker 1: better than right, So you went from what's end of date?

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Speaker 1: This is horribly awkward to come on up to my place. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what was going on either. In my head,

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Speaker 1: I was thinking really like I didn't say that out loud,

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Speaker 1: up there? Surprisingly? It did. Really, I had like no expectations. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't planning on anything happening. I was just like,

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Speaker 1: or maybe she was just even inviting you to be

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Speaker 1: After you walked her home. I don't know. I guess

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Speaker 1: my mom's friends would say, like, you want a glass

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Speaker 1: of water or something. It wasn't like that light. But right,

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Speaker 1: how did things go up there? We're hanging out and

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Speaker 1: we're watching TV. We start watching some game shows and

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Speaker 1: poking up. Oh my god, did she I mean, did

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Speaker 1: It felt like it was mutual. It didn't feel like

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Speaker 1: her and see if we can figure it out for

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Speaker 1: you with your second date update. Okay, all right, think

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Speaker 1: I really want to figure this out, all right? Brooking

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Speaker 1: jubil in the morning Dates. I guess you know what

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Speaker 1: just tune in today's second date update, That's what happened

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Speaker 1: to Sean. He went out with this girl named Jessica,

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Speaker 1: and the beginning of their date was really awkward and

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna try to figure it out. Sean, you're

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's the only good situation that can

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Speaker 1: we'll try to figure it out. I'm gonna dollar phone

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Speaker 1: know what's going on. Okay, here we go. Hello, gonna

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Speaker 1: speak to Jessica. Please. This is she. Hey Jessica, how

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Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. Jebil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Yeah, I know it. I do. Cool.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you're calling me. I'm calling you

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Speaker 1: because somebody emailed us about you. Was it my friend Karen?

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Speaker 1: I'll check though later to see if she emailed. But no,

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Speaker 1: this is from Sean. Oh my god. You remember Sean?

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Speaker 1: You went out with Sean? Yes, well, if you know

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Speaker 1: the show, you probably heard a second day update before. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I know my friend Karenda. She's like obsessed with you guys. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that emailed. Oh gotcha. Well, a second day update is

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Speaker 1: It has to be worse than not great. I mean

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Speaker 1: you tell us what happened on your date? Okay, So

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Speaker 1: he drops his phone, and when he reached for it,

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Speaker 1: he said, oh corn nuts. Okay, this is after you

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Speaker 1: guys have hooked up or before he told you that? God,

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Speaker 1: this is after okay, figuring you know the details, Um,

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Speaker 1: this is after. So he drops the phone. He says,

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Speaker 1: my uncles used to say all the time. Okay, sir,

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Speaker 1: my dear your uncle or something. Well, that uncle has

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Speaker 1: a son name Sean. Wait what whoa? So are you

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Speaker 1: thinking that what Sean is your cousin? Yeah? Shut um,

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Speaker 1: I'm still not one sure. But I hadn't seen him

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Speaker 1: I panicked and I left. But you know what, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't seen him since we were children

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Speaker 1: and people evolved and all Sean's kind of looked the

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Speaker 1: same that too, So you think that he's your cousin

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Speaker 1: and you went out with that. That sounds so much

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Speaker 1: important question for you, Jessica. Have you talked to your parents? Oh? No, No,

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Speaker 1: about today's second date. Update if you missed it, Sean

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Speaker 1: at a first date with the girl named Jessica and

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, just banged it out with my cousin. See,

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Speaker 1: He was not as upset as he should have been. No,

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