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Speaker 1: I won't work, and I don't think any of my

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I'm just gonna tell the guys a

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Speaker 1: I think we got a strike on im, you know.

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Speaker 3: What I mean.

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Speaker 2: You could maybe pay us a little extra chot and

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Speaker 2: leave us alone, leave us alone, or maybe, uh maybe

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Speaker 2: maybe some accidents might happen around the around the office.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like if I shoot you, Yeah, put some cement

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Speaker 1: jos on you and put you in the river.

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Speaker 3: Oops.

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Speaker 1: All right. This happened about four years ago. I do construction, construction, construct.

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Speaker 1: I work in construction sanitation. A couple of guys being both, yes,

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Speaker 1: a couple of wise guys, and we start fairly early.

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Speaker 1: Boss got tired of people walking in at six oh

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Speaker 1: five or six oh three. Oh my god, when we

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Speaker 1: start at six am, even though he was a few

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Speaker 1: at six o'clock when we start, then I'm docking fifteen

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Speaker 1: minutes of your time for the day. Why, Because he's a.

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Speaker 3: Bous he's a big man.

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Speaker 1: The next day, I accidentally forgot my tape measure in

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Speaker 1: I had to grab it, made it inside at six oclock.

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Speaker 1: Nice boss chewed me out and told me he was

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Speaker 1: serious yesterday and docked me fifteen minutes. So I took

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Speaker 1: all of my tools off right there and sat down

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Speaker 1: on a bucket. He asked me why I wasn't going

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Speaker 1: to work, and I said, if I'm not getting paid

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Speaker 1: until six fifteen, I'm not working until six fifteen. Talk

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Speaker 1: about it. I enjoy what I do, but I don't

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Speaker 1: do it for free. Come on, now, lay down the

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Speaker 1: law and lay down that fat booty on that bucket.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes.

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Speaker 1: He tried to argue with me about it until I said,

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Speaker 1: that's against the law. Oh go and prison that boss, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right, undercover boss. More like, I'm gonna put you

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Speaker 2: And then it won't be on this bucket. It'll be

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Speaker 1: Oh god, God, in prison, you really want to open

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Speaker 1: your company and yourself up to that kind of risk.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm the kind of sue. Maybe I'm not. But

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Speaker 1: if you keep on telling me to work after you

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, op he.

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Speaker 1: Is like really putting some threats down.

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Speaker 3: Just also just like so smooth about it. You know

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Speaker 1: You know I'm funk you're in that company? Just you

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Speaker 1: watch he set up pretty quickly after that, and everyone

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Speaker 1: else saw me do it and him cave, So now

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Speaker 1: they weren't gonna take his crap either. Mm there's like

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Speaker 1: Over the next few days, guys that would have been

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Speaker 1: boss would have been there at six oh two and

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Speaker 1: gotten docked, so I'll see you at six fifteen and

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Speaker 1: I'll get to work then, and then sat in their

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Speaker 1: Love it so between people doing what I did or

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Speaker 1: anyway so it's like it was going to be lost time, anyway.

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Speaker 3: Literally like what are we doing? Here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah after a few weeks of, that he got chewed

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Speaker 1: we were supposed to and caught back up fairly. Quickly

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Speaker 1: worker solidarity for the.

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Speaker 3: Win, hey let's freaking.

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Speaker 1: GO i love, That like you can just band together

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Speaker 3: World it's a, beautiful beautiful.

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Speaker 1: THING, opi you are a.

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Speaker 2: Inspiration i'm actually wondering if if there's anyone out there

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Speaker 2: that maybe thinks that op was the a.

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Speaker 1: Hole, yeah we love controversial. Opinions show drop him.

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Speaker 3: On it's hot and.

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Speaker 1: Stinky, also do you have like any experience with banding

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Speaker 1: together with your co. Workers, yes because we would love

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Speaker 1: to hear that where it's, like, oh like fuck, Management

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Speaker 1: we're going to band together and we're going to make

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Speaker 3: Want send us all of your, terrible all your.

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Speaker 1: Juicy juicy. Details we want to put them through a

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Speaker 1: juice squeezer and drink that. Juice let's start this one

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Speaker 1: more time before The internet gods decided that they would

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Speaker 1: punish us and destroy everything we've worked so hard. For

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Speaker 1: can you introduce. Yourselves my name Is.

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Speaker 4: Josh my name Is, erica and my name Is. Christian

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Speaker 4: and we are the. Judges we host an internet podcast

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Speaker 4: show where we read stories, online we laugh at, people

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Speaker 4: and most, importantly we judge.

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Speaker 1: Them question the wow. Applause that was. GREAT i love the.

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Speaker 1: Synchronicity we have no. Synchronicity we're too we're too uh wild.

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Speaker 1: Cowboys they just shoot off arounds exactly at the same

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the.

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Speaker 1: Rodeo, yeah, welcome, Welcome But i'm, thinking, uh if you,

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Speaker 1: or we could, Start.

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Speaker 2: It's up to.

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Speaker 5: You erica's started off all, Right erica's always got the,

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Speaker 5: craziest most Juiciest i'm, excited no.

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Speaker 6: Pressure but my.

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Speaker 7: Twenty eight female husband thirty male gets on dating apps

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Speaker 7: whenever he's mad at, me and it is affecting my

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Speaker 7: mental health and he won't. Stop, okay my husband AND

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Speaker 7: i have been married for half a, year just say six.

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Speaker 7: Months every time he's mad at, me he gets on

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Speaker 1: Messaging oh my, god man's browsing also like one month

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Speaker 1: out of six. Months, yeah that's pretty for some. Relationship uh.

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Speaker 7: Made me so, anxious scared and. Jealous i'm feeling insecure

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Speaker 7: and Like i'm not good. Enough telling him HOW i

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Speaker 7: seriously SHOULD i view? This his threats to replace? Me

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Speaker 1: Work well that's not. Important, yeah the last sentence doesn't.

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Speaker 1: MATTER i think you just need to replace.

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Speaker 3: Him, yeah there we. Go that's the replacement that needs to. Happen.

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Speaker 1: GOOD i, like you, know if she really wants up the,

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Speaker 1: antie he's, like, oh you want to come over, here

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Speaker 1: look at the Girls i'm swiping. On and then she

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Speaker 1: you want to, marriage, yeah fight, well well you, know.

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Speaker 6: If the house is.

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Speaker 1: Burning down, anyway bird faster.

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Speaker 5: Match with him on a on a fake, account catfish

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Speaker 5: your own husband back into your.

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Speaker 1: Life, man that's very the plot Of uh do you

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Speaker 7: VERSION i just feel, like if you're only six months

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Speaker 7: no hope for this. Relationship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, YEAH i would say break up for.

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Speaker 6: Sure just can you imagine being together for six months

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Speaker 6: and for an entire. Month that's a long. Time it's

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Speaker 7: That and it's not just that, month it's it's happened

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Speaker 5: DAYS i think we're glad over one little, detail and

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Speaker 5: like maybe she did something that kind of makes her deserve.

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Speaker 1: It like. Incorrect maybe she.

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Speaker 5: Was on a dating app for a month and in,

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Speaker 5: retaliation he's the one using the fire on the burning down,

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Speaker 1: SIDE i, mean there.

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Speaker 7: Is definitely two sides to every. Story But, joshua shut.

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Speaker 6: Up you're, right josh not all, men not all, men JOSH.

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Speaker 3: I do have a question for you. All is he

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Speaker 1: IT i feel like it does. IT i feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm i'm being honest about my. Intentions BUT i think

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Speaker 1: the real reason he's he's sticking around is HE i

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Speaker 1: don't know if he's getting any, Matches like maybe she's

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Speaker 1: just swiping in front of. It but man doesn't have any.

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Speaker 1: MATCHES i hope he.

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Speaker 6: Doesn't the hinge voice is not doing him Any you can.

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Speaker 3: Go, yeah.

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Speaker 5: But it's only been five months because like the sixth,

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Speaker 1: OUT i can get it.

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Speaker 3: Annulled that's his first message to every single.

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Speaker 1: Match that's. Why that's WHY i can get it ann.

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Speaker 1: Old don't worry for, you, Baby i'll annoy my. Marriage

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Speaker 1: the whole.

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Speaker 7: Story is a big.

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Speaker 1: Yikes, yeah eleven out of ten. Yikes, OKAY i think that's.

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Speaker 1: UH i think we can we'll we could end it

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Speaker 1: there if you guys are. Down yeah, sure yeah cool