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Speaker 3: Couple finds safe containing one hundred thousand dollars while magnet

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, I love magnet fishing. I recently put

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Speaker 1: this uh chi ching It's bananas, would.

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Speaker 3: Your sillient Poul John Guys cowns, non binary pals, Welcome

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Speaker 1: Oler, I am Banana Boy number two Scotti Landis. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for tuning in once again to the silliest little

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Speaker 5: I really enjoyed the way that Kurt was sounded like

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Speaker 5: Yes, have you guys ever seen Oh We're We're rob.

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Speaker 5: Just the persona is so fun, the sort of Crispin

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Speaker 1: we can wrap up our magic chat. But Matt Donnelly

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Speaker 4: Well, you guys are really magic literate.

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Speaker 3: I really do like the Magic Castle.

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Speaker 3: Are your parents still in town? I haven't seen them.

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Speaker 1: Tonight's the night, buddy boy. They leave tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: Christ and the reason for the.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the reason for the castle they stayed

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Speaker 1: and then Rachel Olsen uh old buddy was like, she's

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Speaker 3: That's really nice, very fun.

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Speaker 1: Very great night for Hollywood.

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Speaker 3: Speaking magic guys to hear about this couple. Yeah, magic

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Speaker 3: magnet fishing.

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Speaker 1: I had a hundred k magically.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just finding out about magnet fishing and I'm

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Speaker 5: context clues, but I'd never heard that phrase either.

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Speaker 3: This was sent in by Sethie Grahams on Instagram. Thank you,

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Speaker 3: Sethie Grahams. A couple finds safe containing one hundred thousand

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Speaker 3: dollars while magnifishing and queens And this was written by

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Speaker 3: the best in the business, Jennifer Victorina or vilk Arena

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Speaker 3: they got the surprise of a lifetime while magnifishing and

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Speaker 3: Queen's a safe containing one hundred thousand dollars. James Caine

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Speaker 3: and Barbie Agostini visited Flushing Meadows Corona Park in Queen's

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Speaker 3: I have so many questions about it. I mean, I

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Speaker 3: I went flounder fishing on a twenty four hour road trip.

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Speaker 1: What's the most amount of money or what's the most

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Speaker 4: I was like, well there was the one time. That's

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Speaker 1: I found a wallet. I've talked about this back in

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Speaker 1: But I was like just really into twenty twenty watching

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Speaker 1: It's crazy.

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Speaker 5: I mean even the safe is crazy because the gun

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Speaker 4: But yeah, usually.

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Speaker 3: Maybe the plan is like I'll come get this, yes,

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, or you have to come back and go

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Speaker 4: magnet fishing. I guess your way to retrieve it.

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Speaker 3: So here's the last question. I have the last question

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 3: Two questions. One is it electrified? Is it doesn't need

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Speaker 3: It's about the size of a urinal cake. And it's

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Speaker 1: It's about six coasters stacked on top of each other.

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Speaker 3: And then so you're just literally pulling there's no like

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Speaker 3: You're just pulling it yourself, just.

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Speaker 1: All American biceps, buddy, just reeling it in. You toss

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Speaker 5: then not be strong enough to pull it out of

447
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Speaker 5: the water and I would just lose it and the rod.

448
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Speaker 3: There it go.

449
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 1: You book a submarine going by and just get pulled across.

450
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,920
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. It would It's also crazy this. I'm

451
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 1: glad they got to keep the money. I guess the

452
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Speaker 1: Treasury Department can stitch this money back to Yeah.

453
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Speaker 4: I didn't know that was the thing you could do.

454
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,919
Speaker 4: You can rehabilitate money.

455
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, no idea. I think they're just going to give

456
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 3: them new money.

457
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,920
Speaker 5: That's what I do that I have just like a

458
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 5: dumb little banknote from Scotland that's five pounds.

459
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Speaker 4: That is that.

460
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Speaker 5: Everyone's like, you can't do anything with that anymore. That's

461
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 5: not that doesn't count anymore.

462
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,359
Speaker 1: That's cool though, thank you.

463
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Speaker 4: It's a bookmark.

464
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,520
Speaker 5: Now, but like they would take wet, soggy money and

465
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Speaker 5: be like, here's your fresh money, but not like an

466
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Speaker 5: out of date banknote from Scotland.

467
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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, guess my point is.

468
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Speaker 1: I'm mean, I guess it was destroyed enough. But I

469
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 1: would never have told anybody if I found one hundred

470
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Speaker 1: thousand dollars in a safe, I would have kept anything

471
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Speaker 1: that was capable and just never told anybody.

472
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Speaker 5: Definitely not the police, definitely not going to be like,

473
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Speaker 5: here's money I found.

474
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Speaker 3: But that is the beginning of every like movie where

475
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Speaker 3: that person dies where they like decide to keep the

476
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Speaker 3: money and not tell anybody. That's true, you.

477
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Speaker 1: Always, yeah, but I would die in my brand new Ferrari.

478
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Speaker 3: With your broken money.

479
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 2: You can't even buy a.

480
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Speaker 1: For just jumping off.

481
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Speaker 3: When you were a kid, one hundred thousand dollars car

482
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 3: was like the most you could spend on a car,

483
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 3: And now it's like just above kind of like a Tesla.

484
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Speaker 1: That's right, or it's less than a Tesla truck, which

485
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,439
Speaker 1: I saw recently. My parents saw their first one with

486
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Speaker 1: me this week and they were like, Oh, it's so stupid,

487
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: that's what. Oh, it's so stupid.

488
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Speaker 4: How much do those go for?

489
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Speaker 3: I thought, Wow, so crazy dorkey.

490
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Speaker 1: Anyways, here's another fun when Nick Cameron sent this in.

491
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Speaker 1: A lot of an animal sent this in, but Nick

492
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,400
Speaker 1: really got it in quickly and I just loved his

493
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Speaker 1: style of sending. This was on globalnews dot Com by

494
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Speaker 1: Sarah du kutod Kuto. She is really good. She's the

495
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 1: best in the in the writing business. That remote Amazon

496
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 1: tribe hooked on porn thanks to Elon Musk's starlink. Yeah,

497
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 1: there it is, there it is. I'm sure we all

498
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: saw it. But speaking of testa trucks, yes, starlink. In

499
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 1: today's digital age, almost everyone is connected, and now, thanks

500
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 1: to Elon Musk's Starlink, that even includes remote tribes in

501
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 1: the Amazon Rainforest. Though most of the world has had

502
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Speaker 1: decades to grapple with the repercussions of the Internet, yes

503
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: we have, thank you very much, groups like those living

504
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Speaker 1: in the Amazon's indigenous villages are playing catchup to combat

505
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Speaker 1: screen distractions, digital misinformation, and pornography addiction. Wow wow. New

506
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Speaker 1: York Times journalist Nick jack Nikos Or Nikas and photographer

507
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Speaker 1: Victor Moriama ventured fifty miles on into the rainforest to

508
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Speaker 1: reach the Marubu villages, where they witness firsthand how indigenous

509
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 1: tribes struggles with maintaining traditional culture while they are connecting

510
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Speaker 1: to the rest of the world.

511
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Speaker 3: That's who hooked them up with everything, who gave them

512
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Speaker 3: the phones in the top then told them how starlink works.

513
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:25,360
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. There are photos of these indigenous people holding

514
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: boxes that say Starlink over their head like giant like

515
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 1: checks in sweepstakes, like I can't believe this. So in

516
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, Starlink's entry into Brazil made high speed

517
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Speaker 1: digital connections possible. The SpaceX product has established internet access

518
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: and remote locations around the world using low urbaning Starlink satellites.

519
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 1: Some of the village elders told The New York Times

520
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Speaker 1: that younger generations have been less interested in traditional ways

521
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: of life since the internet was brought to this community.

522
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Speaker 1: I mean, is it is so bad, one elder said.

523
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: The tribe has become lazy and are learning the ways

524
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: of white people. Never good, never, never good except magnet fishing.

525
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: Never that it's our highest cultural achievement.

526
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 2: Also, probably mostly people don't know about it.

527
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:21,360
Speaker 5: Yes, do they have access to all kinds of pornography

528
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 5: or are they limited in Okay.

529
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,360
Speaker 1: They have it all.

530
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 3: They only have traditional hunter gatherer pornography.

531
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 2: And all missionary because like, I wonder what you search?

532
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 5: What's your first search if you are, you know, in

533
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 5: your thirties or forties, and suddenly.

534
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, that's right. Boobs but sex yeah, yeah, yeah,

535
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 1: we're pretty straight over here. Sex question mark and.

536
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 4: Then boobs one boob if you're trying to get great.

537
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 1: Boob, that's right. I'm searching for boob on duck dot Joe.

538
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 4: How funny.

539
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 5: I saw a friend yesterday. I don't know if this

540
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 5: is going to translate, it probably don't need to, Okay.

541
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 5: My friend told me that she is. She she watched

542
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 5: a video that she found through a pornographic website. It

543
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 5: was like massage porn, but it cuts it off before

544
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 5: things build to their conclusion. So she paid thirty bucks

545
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,479
Speaker 5: to like watch the actual video. Yes, and then like

546
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,159
Speaker 5: the next day did the same thing. And I just

547
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 5: didn't know that anybody was paying for porn.

548
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 4: Like I didn't.

549
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 3: Understand either me neither.

550
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 4: I couldn't help that with sarcasm. Porn.

551
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: No, I would never My god.

552
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 4: There's so much free stuff.

553
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: You search anything you want and porn comes up. I

554
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: just searched boob and the first thing is h extreme boobs.

555
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: It's a guy with fake boobs like costume that I

556
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 1: will send you the link to in the chat because

557
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 1: this is incredible.

558
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 5: I feel like somehow for porn feels more like less

559
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 5: advanced than getting porn this way, that makes sense, Okay,

560
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 5: thank you, I.

561
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 1: Know it's we We've talked about this before. Kurt and

562
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: I are like, yeah, the people who pay for it

563
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: now or the fact that they are still prono movie theaters.

564
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: It just set you what. I searched for boob duck

565
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: duggo and there he is.

566
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 4: And he has two of them. It's not just one boob.

567
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know, and you know it's a Rosta Impasta.

568
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 3: You know, it's a rost I Great Web seems to

569
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 3: be the only h like like Halloween uh costume company

570
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 3: in the world is Rostam Pasta. And I don't know

571
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 3: why that they that name.

572
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 4: It really is bizarre here.

573
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 1: So the leader of the tribe is named Enoke Marubo.

574
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: All the Marubo people use the same surname. Is a

575
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Speaker 1: leading advocate for internet access. Still, he says the Internet

576
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: was detrimental specifically to the tribes hunting and fishing regimen.

577
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: And with so much to peruse online, no one wanted

578
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 1: to do work anymore, he said. But for this reason

579
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Speaker 1: an okay or an oak uh, We'll go with an

580
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: ok and other leaders agreed to implement limits on internet access.

581
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: So here it is. The internet is only available for

582
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: two hours in the morning and five hours.

583
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 5: So much internet seven hours a day.

584
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 1: That's their limiting. They really are enjoying these new phones.

585
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: So the Marubo people are especially unsettled by the newfound

586
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: prevalence of pornography among the tribe's young men, though the

587
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: tribe's traditional culture frowns upon any showing of public affections

588
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: such as kissing. Alfredo said that boys have been sharing

589
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: sexually explicit videos and group chats. We're worried the young

590
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: people are going to want to try it, he said

591
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: of the king sex acts. And everyone is connected so

592
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: much that they don't even talk to their own families.

593
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: So it's just spiraling right now.

594
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 3: It's the same. It's the same problems as everyone with

595
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 3: the kids and the internet.

596
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I also already have the arguments that you can make,

597
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 5: which is like if you can't show like public affection.

598
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 5: There's plenty of porn that is not affectionate. True, get

599
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 5: around that.

600
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Speaker 1: That's very true. I will say the one up at

601
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Speaker 1: the end. It does oddly end sort of positive. The

602
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: Marubo leaders have no plans to get rid of Internet

603
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: in their communities because, according to an Ok, it has

604
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: already saved lives. The biggest benefit is during emergency, should

605
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: a member of the tribe be bitten by a venomous snake,

606
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: they can now call a helicopter to airlift them to

607
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: the hospital, rather than relaying numerous radio messages.

608
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 5: Wow, so okay, okay, Yeah, you get the porn and

609
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 5: you get the helicopter.

610
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: It's a tricky one. I don't know. It seems real

611
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: bad to me.

612
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 2: And didn't you.

613
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 3: Just see Starlink all the Starlink satellites.

614
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: Sure did when we were all out in the desert.

615
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: We were at Joshua Tree last week and we were

616
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: all could say, slightly enhanced, and we were sitting outside

617
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: around a fire, and I had the I felt called

618
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: to stand and stare at the stars to see something interesting,

619
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Speaker 1: and then I saw I think it was twenty three

620
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: Starlink satellites released by a rocket while we were all

621
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: looking and they were like a long snake of lights

622
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: going over and then the rocket going in the other direction.

623
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 1: And Rob and Rich and Edward were like, how did

624
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: you know to look for that? And it was one

625
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 1: percent pure luck, nothing but sheer luck.

626
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen Scotti and Elon Musk in the

627
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 4: same room.

628
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 3: No, that is the thing. That is the thing.

629
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Speaker 1: That is the thing. I mean, I'm so dumb with computers. Actually,

630
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: I would design the Tesla truck like that would be my.

631
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 3: H No, I think I Guss Gus designed it with

632
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 3: a with some magnet tiles this morning. I mean like

633
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 3: literally it's just trigles and squatly.

634
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: Has it really gone from desire? Sorr? I think there's

635
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: gone from desirable to embarrassing faster than Tesla automobiles.

636
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 3: It's fascinating, isn't it fascinating? It used to be the coolest, like,

637
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 3: oh what a what a cool dude? See even the

638
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 3: world and doing space.

639
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 5: It's weird that everything is like in or out, from

640
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 5: cars to water bottles, Like I was very behind on

641
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 5: knowing about that, but.

642
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 4: Water bottles are really in or really out.

643
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: Constant who knows anymore. It's constant push and pulled the tiger.

644
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: The tide comes in.

645
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 5: Our water bottles out now only specific kinds of water. Okay,

646
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 5: I carry one that's never cool and never been cool,

647
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 5: so I don't have to worry.

648
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 4: What's your What was that?

649
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 2: I can't tell that this was what this used to be?

650
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 3: This was our merch. Oh cool, it's now rubbed off

651
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 3: so that it's cool forever dirty yellow.

652
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 4: Because it was like hydro flasks. And then what's the

653
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 4: one where the car was?

654
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 3: This is I feel so Stanley? Yeah?

655
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 4: Stanley was really cool and then it was out so popular.

656
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

657
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's another one where the straw comes up and

658
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 5: you can drink it harder, you can drink it slow.

659
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: Oh isn't that exciting? Isn't that just so much better

660
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: than a cup?

661
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 3: Scott to give us some thumbs up?

662
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: Oh, let's thumbs up some people I gotta pull.

663
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we.

664
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: Had Sona on and we didn't do any so uh.

665
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: Pop up Pajama Cat, which is a great name. Pop

666
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: Up Pajama Cat wants to thumb Kurt up. He heard

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Speaker 1: you on Judge John Hodgman podcast recently and think Kurt

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Speaker 1: sounds like a really great parent Parenting is a very

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Speaker 1: hard and things job, and it's important to affirm people

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Speaker 1: when they're doing a great job. So thumbs up, purty be,

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Speaker 1: Oh thank you, Papa. Pajama Cat will be using the

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Speaker 1: my body my choice phrase in their household.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that is. I mean, like, but it does backfire.

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Speaker 3: Get ready, it does backfire because you tell a kid,

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Speaker 3: and we've been telling them since they were little, your body,

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Speaker 3: your choice, but then they immediately the first time, they're

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Speaker 3: just like, I'm not going to school, and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: yes you are. It's like my body, my choice. And

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Speaker 3: I'm like, it doesn't work exactly that way, Yeah, like

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Speaker 3: how does it work? And I'm like, I now I don't.

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Speaker 3: We've now reached an area where I don't have an

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Speaker 3: argument for you about why you have to go to school.

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Speaker 1: Sienna wants to thumb her husband, Parker way up. He

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Speaker 1: returned from a real shit part of the world this weekend.

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Speaker 1: He's an eight sixty pilot who asked Banana's advice on

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Speaker 1: to have on how to have fun with the armed

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Speaker 1: guards that he has to check in with every morning,

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Speaker 1: and we did. He also said that he met an

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Speaker 1: Irish Bananamal bartender, which I remember from a Bonosa, But

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Speaker 1: thumbs up, Parker. I think he's back from a tour

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Speaker 1: of duty, is what I'm guessing, So thumbs up to you, Parker.

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Speaker 1: Haley Elizabeth wants to put a big thumbs up for

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Speaker 1: her partner Jake, who stayed by her side while she

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Speaker 1: was in the hospital with a broken rib and punctured lung.

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Speaker 1: Haley listened to bananas during every painful procedure and it

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Speaker 1: was very difficult because she was trying to laugh and

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Speaker 1: it hurts so god damn much. So thank you. Hope

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Speaker 1: you feel better. He quickly thumbs up to you. Two

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Speaker 1: more quickies. Mara wants to thumb her boyfriend Patrick up.

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Speaker 1: Patrick finished his dry sixty nine. Patrick also introduced Mara

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Speaker 1: to banana, So congrats, avatl. Dry sixty nine is when

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Speaker 1: you don't drink for sixty nine consecutive days in a year,

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Speaker 1: and then I'll send you a bumper sticker for.

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Speaker 5: Your Oh okay, cool, say why the sixty nine, But

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Speaker 5: it's your thing, so it makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, you can send him one of these that they

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Speaker 1: put on their car.

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Speaker 4: Oh awesome.

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Speaker 1: No, I've mastered the dry sigh, So if you Maara

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Speaker 1: and Patrick. If you want one, just DM me or

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Speaker 1: address and I'll send you one. We were over one

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Speaker 1: hundred and twenty now, Kirk.

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Speaker 4: That's awesome, Sae.

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Speaker 1: Last, but not Lee, Sam wants to thumb her father up.

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Speaker 1: He has written a play about his experience with prostate cancer.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: He is now cancer free, but he used journals and

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Speaker 1: notes to write a darkly comedic play about it. He

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Speaker 1: also acts in the play and has performed it a

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Speaker 1: few times around Oxford and is taking it to Edinburgh

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Speaker 1: Edinburgh Fringe August fifth to the tenth. His name is

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Speaker 1: Mark and the play is called f UFC. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: Mark is a cancer survivor who wrote a play about

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Speaker 1: his entire journey and I guess it's really funny and great.

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Speaker 1: So if you're at Edinburgh Fringes here August fifth to

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Speaker 1: the tenth, go see few FC and tell them the

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Speaker 1: Banana Boys sent you.

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Speaker 4: That's amazing.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of Edinburgh, our guests today had a critically acclaimed

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Speaker 3: Edinburgh show Yeah year, that's right, called Avatole Ash Workshops

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Speaker 3: or Suicide Note. You can see it right now July

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Speaker 3: ninth at the Allision Theater. Two shows in Los Angeles

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Speaker 3: go and check it out. Tell us about the show.

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Speaker 5: Sure, Well, July ninth, we're going to film, so hopefully

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Speaker 5: it'll be online because I'm tired of doing it.

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Speaker 2: But it's been.

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Speaker 5: Really nice people. We've I've been selling out shows all over. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I did just a three show. I just got back

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Speaker 5: like three days ago, and I did a show in

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Speaker 5: Berlin and three shows in London, two shows in New York,

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Speaker 5: and I went back to Edinburgh and Glasgow and it's

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Speaker 5: been really cool. But in promoting it, it's a lot

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Speaker 5: of people being like, come to this place, come to

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Speaker 5: this place, and I am tired and probably won't make it,

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Speaker 5: so I'm gonna film it.

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Speaker 3: But it's a.

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Speaker 5: It's a dark show, which I think the title is

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Speaker 5: sort of a.

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Speaker 4: A little trigger warning.

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Speaker 5: And my biological mom committed suicide when I was a baby,

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Speaker 5: and which sounds sad.

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Speaker 4: I was a very bad baby, which.

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Speaker 3: Is a joke.

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Speaker 4: It's a lot of stuff like that, like about depression

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Speaker 4: and wanting to die.

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Speaker 5: But but then also I'm glad that that made you laugh,

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Speaker 5: because it's a lot of very dark jokes, challenging jokes.

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Speaker 5: But but that's the stuff I love too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that I'm always in the back like laughing,

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Speaker 3: and it sounds very inappropriate.

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Speaker 4: Oh good, yes, please come mom, and I sounds great.

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Speaker 1: I will absolutely support. But congrats on getting to travel

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Speaker 1: the world with your.

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Speaker 4: Thanks. Yeah, it's been crazy.

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Speaker 5: It's been really cool, and people that have turned out

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Speaker 5: of like it's I get really nice messages and emails,

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Speaker 5: and it's good because I get I don't know if

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Speaker 5: you guys have this with any kind of performance, but

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Speaker 5: I'm full of dread every single time, so I'm always like,

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Speaker 5: why am I doing this?

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Speaker 1: I don't enjoy it. I love performing with Kurt when

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Speaker 1: we do our live shows, and I really love meeting

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Speaker 1: all the fans, especially afterwards, but I do I feel

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Speaker 1: like I go to all the locations a day early

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Speaker 1: just to unwind because I think if I showed up

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Speaker 1: and went right to stage, it would be dready.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we're interesting. Yeah through writer, Yeah, that

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Speaker 4: I relate.

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Speaker 5: But then I can also feel dread about writing, or

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Speaker 5: I guess I will say I in some ways have

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Speaker 5: never felt less funny than in a writer's room.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree with that. I agree with that.

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Speaker 4: That's very comforting.

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Speaker 3: Very often we're just like has like uh, huh, and

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Speaker 3: I'm like, all right.

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Speaker 1: Here, shutting up for forty five minutes until I pitch

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Speaker 1: a flat joke again.

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Speaker 5: It's nothing worse than when a joke bombs on stage.

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Speaker 5: And I don't know why. I'm so glad that you

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Speaker 5: feel that.

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Speaker 3: Way, because you're looking at the you know, it's like

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Speaker 3: there's a simple between an audience and you. Yeah, like

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Speaker 3: where it's just like, oh, we're all and you know

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Speaker 3: everybody in the room's funny.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's more personal and you're like and you

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Speaker 5: have taste, or you can maybe be like, well, this

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Speaker 5: one's not that funny, but that one is, and you

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Speaker 5: didn't even smile, you know, like it is much more personal.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big laugher in writers' rooms, Like I am

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Speaker 1: a when people pitch a good joke, I laugh and

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Speaker 1: I get on board. I'm not a repeater. A lot

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Speaker 1: of people are repeaters in writer's room where somebody goes

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Speaker 1: Constantinople and then two other people go Constantinople, Constantinople, and

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Speaker 1: you go, well, what are we doing? My favorite is

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Speaker 1: the pitch that falls flat, that gets repitched moments later

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Speaker 1: and we all heard it the first time. It's kind

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Speaker 1: of what we're talking about, and then somebody like Constantinople

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Speaker 1: and we're like nope, still no. One minute later, we're

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Speaker 1: still not making the script.

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Speaker 4: I know people to do that also outside of writer's rooms.

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Speaker 5: That will make a joke and it doesn't work, and

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Speaker 5: then a few minutes later like did you hear that

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Speaker 5: I said, and we're like, yeah, no, we heard it.

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Speaker 3: Not a feeling. But you know what's interesting too, is

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Speaker 3: that because my my children will do that, They'll like

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Speaker 3: make a joke that doesn't work, and then they'll just

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Speaker 3: keep doing it unless I go that was a joke.

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Speaker 3: I heard that joke and like acknowledge that you heard it,

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Speaker 3: and then they immediately release it and move on to

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Speaker 3: something else. And that's what it feels like. It It

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Speaker 3: feels like in a lot of writer's room because every

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Speaker 3: because it's mostly run by people who are slightly soctually

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Speaker 3: socially uncomfortable, no one goes recognize it doesn't work, but

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Speaker 3: recognize yeah, and so you feel unhard, you feel unheard

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Speaker 3: over and over again, and then you feel like you're

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Speaker 3: going crazy.

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Speaker 5: You know, we just need to be parented by you.

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Speaker 5: That's a really good daddy move. We're just need Daddy

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Speaker 5: Kurdiev in the room to be like heard that not

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Speaker 5: for me, but.

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Speaker 3: Read thank you, thank you for saying words.

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Speaker 5: I didn't like a single word you said, but I

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Speaker 5: heard each of them, but I heard all of them.

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Speaker 4: To repeat.

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Speaker 1: Stop at any moment, stop, what do you got for us?

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Speaker 3: Kurdib Cockroach in car gives woman a fright crashing her car.

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Speaker 1: Happens.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is fascinating. So this was sent in by

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Speaker 3: Lindsay Lindsay.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Lindsay.

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Speaker 3: You can send all your strange, weird news stories to Instagram,

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Speaker 3: DMUs at the Bananas podcast or the Bananas Podcast at

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Speaker 3: gmail dot com, or you can go to bananas podcast

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Speaker 3: dot com and just send it through the website there.

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Speaker 3: So this is fascinating. I could not find this was

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Speaker 3: on TikTok, it was on Instagram, is all over Facebook.

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Speaker 3: I could not find a single actual news article that

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Speaker 3: covered this. This happened in Australia. And the funny part

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Speaker 3: about it is that a cockroach because in Australia the

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Speaker 3: cockroaches like jump and fly of course because they're terrifying. Sure,

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Speaker 3: so it jumps at it jumps onto her lap. She

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Speaker 3: opened the door and jumped out of the the car

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Speaker 3: just crashed into a wall. It is so funny, but

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Speaker 3: I wish there was no And so then I start

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Speaker 3: googling cockroaches, cockroach scares woman in car. Dude, the amount

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Speaker 3: of articles just just a sampling. This is from the

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Speaker 3: Straights time in Singapore, woman crashed her red Mazda into

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Speaker 3: just some stairs because a cockroach jumped on her. Yep,

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Speaker 3: then this is another meaning from this was from? So

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Speaker 3: where is this Sun Live? The Bay's news? First the Bay?

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Speaker 3: Assuming at San Francisco Bay. I don't know out there

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Speaker 3: a lot of bays. This is another one Where's Oh no,

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Speaker 3: this is I'm sorry, the Bay. This is a New

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Speaker 3: Zealand so another one in New Zealand. I mean, like,

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Speaker 3: I just want to encourage everyone if there's a bug

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Speaker 3: in your car, yes, just don't jump out of your car.

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Speaker 1: Stay in your car, stay the break, slow down, signal

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Speaker 1: to a safe place to pull off the road and

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Speaker 1: then scream and jump out of the car. But it's

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Speaker 1: just a bug. It's okay.

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Speaker 5: I love that She's just like, this belongs to the cockroach.

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Speaker 5: Now this is your car?

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Speaker 1: Now, Yes, you did that story about a woman was

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Speaker 1: driving near a marina and a spider lowered down on

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Speaker 1: tour and instead of being the gas, she freaked our brakes.

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Speaker 1: She's freaked out and hit the gas and then launched

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Speaker 1: her car to the air and hit two boats in

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Speaker 1: the water because of a spider lowering down on tour.

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Speaker 1: And so many early ban animals were like, I would

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Speaker 1: have done the same thing on me. I'd be living

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Speaker 1: on two boats.

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Speaker 4: Now do you think insurance covers that.

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00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: No, that's got it. I mean, yeah, it's definitely, it's

885
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: your own personal coverage.

886
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 5: But yeah, but like, oh man, it's not another driver,

887
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 5: but it's not you, like a cockroach attacked you.

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00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 1: Hand of God, Yeah, hand of job for sure. And

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I oh, I'm trying to think

890
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 1: if I've ever I've definitely had bugs in the car.

891
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 1: I've never I have panicked. Hmmm.

892
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Speaker 5: I once said, a cockroach fall out of a tree

893
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Speaker 5: and land on my shoulder.

894
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Speaker 4: And I felt something land on my shoulder and I

895
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Speaker 4: turned and.

896
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Speaker 5: Was face to face with a cockroach, and I screamed

897
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Speaker 5: so loud it was like outside a pizza place, at

898
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Speaker 5: least it was outside. Uh, And everybody like looked over

899
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Speaker 5: because I shrieked like I was being murdered. And I

900
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 5: still when I so vividly it was awful. At least

901
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 5: I wasn't driving a car.

902
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, or mopet or sailing. There's a lot of ways

903
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 1: could go out sideways.

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Speaker 3: There was I just listened. I don't know if I've

905
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 3: talked about this or not, but there was a radio

906
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Speaker 3: lab maybe a couple months ago. It was about the

907
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Speaker 3: fact that and like where did cockroaches go? And it's

908
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 3: just like because I do remember like in the eighties

909
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Speaker 3: and nineties, like I kind of saw cockroaches all the time,

910
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 3: and it was like pretty common for you to just

911
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 3: have cockroaches in your house no matter where you live,

912
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Speaker 3: like you were just like in a city like in Baltimore,

913
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Speaker 3: there were just cockroaches everywhere. Yeah, and then they kind

914
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Speaker 3: of disappeared, Like I don't see cockroaches anymore, most like

915
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 3: in New York City, you don't see cockroaches everywhere. And

916
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 3: it turns out that the person the guy who invented

917
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Speaker 3: combat the combat traps. Sure, that is the reason there's

918
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Speaker 3: no cockroaches anymore. They were crazy. It just worked, It

919
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 3: like worked perfectly. And cockroach because it used to be

920
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 3: cockroaches were always like the symbol of like they will

921
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Speaker 3: survive a new war. They they cannot be killed. And

922
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,240
Speaker 3: then this one guy was like, oh no, I figured

923
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 3: out a way.

924
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Speaker 5: To kill them.

925
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Speaker 1: They're adorable, little trap They look like little forts. You

926
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: just put them in the corners of your kitchen under

927
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: the sink and they go play in them for a

928
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: little bit and then drag it back to their friends. Yeah.

929
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Speaker 1: Not too many people angry about that. I don't.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's got to be some repercussion at Yeah, there's.

931
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 3: Got to be something. But you know, just for everyone

932
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Speaker 3: who's worried about the world is worse off now than

933
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Speaker 3: it was in the past. There used to be so

934
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Speaker 3: many more.

935
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Speaker 5: Cockruss, so many more I have aware of all the

936
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 5: roaches gone to the tune, aware of all the cowboys gone.

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Speaker 3: And I.

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Speaker 1: Get on stage, get that acoustic car, get on so

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Speaker 1: you have a new closer.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how I closed my workshops and my suicide notes.

941
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Speaker 1: Interesting choice.

942
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Speaker 3: Was this all just a.

943
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Speaker 1: Joke to.

944
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Speaker 4: Just really off on guard?

945
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: My god, I have a true crime one. You got one?

946
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 3: Send us home, Scottie ye.

947
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Speaker 1: Future crime ones. I like this one the most though.

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Speaker 1: Amanda Jean sent this in a while back. Amanda, if

949
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: you still listen to us, if Apple didn't unsubscribe you

950
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: from following the Bananas podcast, thank you so much for sending.

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Speaker 1: This was written by John Holworth for ABC News Great Organization,

952
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Speaker 1: Best Writer in the Freakin' Business. Four charged after fully

953
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: functional solid gold toilet called America was stolen from Winston

954
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Speaker 1: Churchill's birthplace. Now that is a headline.

955
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 3: Wow.

956
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: Four people in London have been charged after a fully

957
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Speaker 1: functional solid gold toilet worth nearly six million US dollars

958
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Speaker 1: was stolen from Blenheim Palace, the birthplace of former Prime

959
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Speaker 1: Minister Winston Churchill.

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Speaker 5: But that wasn't his toilet, or was it?

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Speaker 1: It was No, it was an art piece. It was

962
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Speaker 1: an art piece.

963
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 3: An art pieces a function. But it's functional.

964
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Speaker 1: It's a functional solid gold toilet and it is The

965
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: artists named it America.

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Speaker 3: Are you chosing? And it's in a British palace.

967
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: Yes. So the theft happened a long time ago. I

968
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: remember the theft. I almost did it in twenty twenty.

969
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: The theft happened in September twenty nineteen, when the solid

970
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 1: gold toilet named America and art piece by Maritzio Catalan

971
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: had been installed as part of an exhibition where people

972
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Speaker 1: were invited to use the fully functioning toilet, So you're

973
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:29,760
Speaker 1: invited to use it. Approximately sixty five miles northwest of London,

974
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Speaker 1: the toilet had only been installed for two days before

975
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: the theft occurred at the Thames Valley and the Thames

976
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: Valley Police received a report of the burglary at the

977
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Speaker 1: palace at four fifty seven am on September fourteenth, twenty nineteen,

978
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Speaker 1: saying offenders broke in overnight and left the scene around

979
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Speaker 1: four to fifty am. The piece of art that has

980
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 1: been stolen has is a high value toilet. That's the

981
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: name of my next comedy album, High Value Toilet.

982
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 4: Also, how have you would that be? With a magnet fishing?

983
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 4: Would you be able to?

984
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

985
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 5: Yes?

986
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 2: Could you?

987
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:05,959
Speaker 4: Could you get it?

988
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 3: Also?

989
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 2: Does gold?

990
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 3: Is this gold magnetic?

991
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 2: I don't know.

992
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 4: I don't know either. Probably not.

993
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: Damn it is gold magnetic and it's never known.

994
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,879
Speaker 3: There's no way to find out.

995
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: We will have to ask the Marubo tribe and Amazon

996
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 1: like google it for us when they're in between porn searches.

997
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 2: It's not magnetic if it's pure.

998
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. It's an educational part.

999
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 5: Even as I said it, I knew that the chances

1000
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 5: were slim.

1001
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 4: But I'm American. I'm done like the toilet.

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00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: We're done like a toilet. We are a high value

1003
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Speaker 1: toilet too.

1004
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 2: We are I have a question.

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00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 3: I have a question. Does it tell us how much

1006
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,439
Speaker 3: it's worth, how much it weighs, and how much it's

1007
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 3: worth or can that up and do those?

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00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: It does worth?

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00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 4: Six million?

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00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 2: Six million?

1011
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: Not the weight, but it is solid gold. Toilet weight is.

1012
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 3: Twenty five to forty pounds. Let's say it's twenty five

1013
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 3: pounds twenty five pounds of gold.

1014
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: Well, I think it would be way heavier than that.

1015
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 5: If it's I would have guessed it would be way heavier.

1016
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Speaker 5: But it says it's important.

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00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 3: Oh right, because it's just heavier. So let's say fifty

1018
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 3: pounds of gold worth.

1019
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, do you mean heavier?

1020
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Speaker 2: Because it's fifty pounds.

1021
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: I think gold is heavier than porcelain, and I think

1022
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 1: but it is also functioning toilet, so it's not solid

1023
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: thick like gold. It has water that moves through it.

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00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:33,359
Speaker 5: Right, it's almost also be malleable, right, like solid gold

1025
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 5: is not as hard as if it's mixed with other metals.

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00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,479
Speaker 1: It would have been fun to use it. I will

1027
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: say I would have gone and used it. It seems

1028
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: I would have been bummed. If I was waiting in

1029
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 1: line on September fifteenth and they're like, hey, you can't

1030
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: pee in the gold toilet anymore. I would have torn

1031
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: up my brochure and stormed out. I would have peed

1032
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: in something, just a painting or oase.

1033
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 3: One point four million.

1034
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 4: One point four million is what it's worth.

1035
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 3: Gold if it's fifty pounds of gold.

1036
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's significantly more than that.

1037
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 3: It's art because it's America.

1038
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, four years after the heist, the Crown Prosecution

1039
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 1: Services formally charged four men in relation to the theft of

1040
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: the solid gold toilet. James Sheen thirty nine. I love

1041
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: that they always put their age that thirty nine year old.

1042
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: He should know better that James Sheen with one count

1043
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 1: of burgley, one count of conspiracy to transfer criminal property

1044
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: and one kunt of transferring criminal property. Michael Jones thirty eight,

1045
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: Fred Doe thirty five. And you know, I've just said

1046
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: the three most British names you've ever heard, and then

1047
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: we get to old thirty nine year old Bora Guckock,

1048
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: br Bora g u cc Uk, Bora.

1049
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 5: Guckock Night the k and his name, so that yeah,

1050
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:53,280
Speaker 5: still British.

1051
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 1: Before the theft, visitors could book a three minute appointment

1052
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 1: to use the toilet, so you got to get in

1053
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 1: and out of there, guys.

1054
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 3: Three minutes. But that's still a long time to use

1055
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 3: a toilet.

1056
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 5: I feel wow, Wait, so did they That means they

1057
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 5: booked a total of twelve minutes together and use that

1058
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 5: time to take the Is that what that means?

1059
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 1: I wish they did break in in the middle of

1060
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,359
Speaker 1: the night. They stole it in the middle of the night,

1061
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: but that would really clever if they had, like the

1062
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: first guy just undid the screws and the second guy

1063
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: turned off the water and the third guy put it

1064
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: on a little forklip.

1065
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 5: When you said booked a three minute appointment, I thought

1066
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 5: I was connecting it to the robbery. I was like, wait,

1067
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 5: can you just do that? So you're like, all right,

1068
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 5: we booked them together back to back.

1069
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 1: Good.

1070
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 2: Uh.

1071
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: So I don't know the actual weight on it, but

1072
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: you know here this is the most important line. To

1073
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: this day, the toilet has not been found oh.

1074
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 3: Whoa so is missing? So without evidence they were booked.

1075
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: Wow, I bet they melted that sucker down and sold it.

1076
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 4: I would think so.

1077
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 5: But if they're all serving time, wouldn't they I guess

1078
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 5: it depends how quickly they found them.

1079
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it took four years, so probably got that thing

1080
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: out of there and check their If they all have

1081
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: gold brills, we know where to start toilet gold.

1082
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 3: It's a mouth gold. Well. Thank you, avatol, thank you

1083
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 3: so much for being on banana.

1084
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having me.

1085
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 1: Where can they find you?

1086
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,240
Speaker 4: It's so good to be back.

1087
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 5: I'm at avital ash on TikTok Instagram. What's I feel like?

1088
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:32,919
Speaker 5: It's what I'm forgetting whatever YouTube I don't use anymore, Yeah,

1089
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 5: that's it. Or go to avital ash dot com and

1090
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 5: you can subscribe for updates and you can see the

1091
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 5: trailer for the show on my instagram or my TikTok

1092
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 5: and then if you want to buy it once it's edited.

1093
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 5: I don't know whatever, the subscribe for updates, right, that's

1094
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 5: the thing, that's right.

1095
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Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, I'll be there. I'm looking forward to.

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Speaker 4: It, Thank you so much.

1097
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Speaker 5: I'll be so excited to see you for the second

1098
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 5: time in person in two months after about two years.

1099
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Speaker 1: And I'll hang out a long time after. Well, you

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Speaker 1: will be sick of you by.

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Speaker 4: The time I want that.

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Speaker 3: Yes, good, I would be there, but I will be

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Speaker 3: in Ireland. Look for that toilet, but I'll find it.

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00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 4: I love Ireland, Enjoy, Thank.

1105
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 3: You, nah ness.

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00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,720
Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 3: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1108
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,720
Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,280
Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

1110
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgarriff and

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00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.