Speaker 1: Look man, oh I see you? Why why? And look
Speaker 1: over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness dan dog
Speaker 1: lest culture racist calling hey Frosty girl, Hey queen, you
Speaker 1: are in the Christmas spirit. I can tell I so am,
Speaker 1: And that's why I call you my frosty girl. That's
Speaker 1: the new thing that the you know, the readers can
Speaker 1: start saying to each other, just be like, hey Frosty.
Speaker 1: Like if you want to let someone know that you
Speaker 1: think they are bedazzled. That that like, if you think
Speaker 1: they look absolutely rich, you go, hey, Frosty, who comes
Speaker 1: from riches? What impact do you hope the last cultures
Speaker 1: does listeners will have. I want to empower the listeners,
Speaker 1: the readers, to create their own culture and just let
Speaker 1: it out into the world. I don't want them. I
Speaker 1: don't want us to sort of unt read. You're saying
Speaker 1: you don't want me to be too instructive with them. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: I take it off. I call your friends whatever the
Speaker 1: funk you want. I don't care to be honest. Can
Speaker 1: I be honest with my sister? I was barely even
Speaker 1: like forming a thought and I just finished the fountains?
Speaker 1: What is with you? What is your mental capacity? I'm
Speaker 1: a tired and frosty girl. Yeah, I know. Listen, frosty girl,
Speaker 1: you better wake the funk up. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be tired culture and ever at all, especially with our guests.
Speaker 1: You sound like you're in some sort of like tired psychosis,
Speaker 1: Like I wish that to stop. Girl. Are you okay? Mama?
Speaker 1: You did have a week, a thick week. Look my
Speaker 1: frosty girl, I am. I am just so energized activated
Speaker 1: seeing the guests on the zoom. I just have to
Speaker 1: ramp up to the energy. Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Totally okay, So let's let's try to get you there. Um,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm doing. I'm shaming, You're tire shaming.
Speaker 1: No shame you. You did such incredible work this weekend.
Speaker 1: It was so exhausting. No me, neither I trust me.
Speaker 1: I don't trust me. I don't know the last thing
Speaker 1: I want to do? Oh my god, get into all that.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, Like I made sure that I
Speaker 1: was woken up for the episode by watching Christmas in
Speaker 1: the Square. What do you think she would you want
Speaker 1: to do? Want to bring in the guests or do
Speaker 1: you want to share your initial thoughts? I want to
Speaker 1: say my initial thought first, so to make sure that
Speaker 1: they don't step over me, because there is a real
Speaker 1: huge problem with stepping over me. And what I say,
Speaker 1: I thought it was fine, all right, now we should
Speaker 1: bring the guests in. Let's bring the guests in, and
Speaker 1: at that point we will be for acclaimed podcasters in
Speaker 1: one space. This isn't sort of words I'm attaching to us.
Speaker 1: This is the press. This is what the press has said.
Speaker 1: What outlets, the Weekly Gazette, the Post, Yes, and the
Speaker 1: Times Chronicle, I've all said this. They all called us acclaimed.
Speaker 1: They've they've called us a claim. Yes, they haven't acclaimed us.
Speaker 1: They've called us a claimed. To call us a claimed
Speaker 1: is to acclaim or a claim. I love that. I
Speaker 1: love that, and this is us acclaiming our claim altogether.
Speaker 1: I think this is one of our guests ninety second
Speaker 1: appearance on the podcast, and the other guests, and I'm
Speaker 1: so happy that sort of the audience can get to
Speaker 1: know them and discover them. Yes, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: because that's really what this is all about. It's like
Speaker 1: supporting young hot talent that hosts a podcast. I want
Speaker 1: to I want to pull back the curtain a little
Speaker 1: bit before. Well, first one thing happened before our our
Speaker 1: guests came on on the zoom. Hot Engineer Doug said,
Speaker 1: is Joel Kim Booster really coming on this zoom? And
Speaker 1: then Anna and I a Hot executive bruser in and
Speaker 1: I were like yes, and he goes, okay, it's and
Speaker 1: and like we're like, are you a fan? And he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: you guys just talk about him so much. I can't
Speaker 1: believe he's gonna show up. That's that's insane. To be clear,
Speaker 1: he wasn't a fan from a fan from hearing about us. Okay,
Speaker 1: as if he was like this imaginary friend or this
Speaker 1: like you just I don't know about that. Oh, that
Speaker 1: person is real, even though he's US. I would call
Speaker 1: him the little brother of the podcast. He's a little bit.
Speaker 1: He's a little brother and the little sister. And then
Speaker 1: our other guests came on the zoom, and then she
Speaker 1: and Hot Executive preaster Anna had a moment where they
Speaker 1: could have possibly been cousins. We won't get into it.
Speaker 1: We won't get into it. Just to bring them the
Speaker 1: fuck in. They are the hosts of Urgent Care. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a podcast. You can listen to the podcast you
Speaker 1: call in with your with your issues, they will answer
Speaker 1: with such grace cogency. I really can't believe this advice
Speaker 1: that they're giving some people beautiful and then good fucking
Speaker 1: luck if you actually take their advice, because that's not
Speaker 1: really the point. The point is more to entertain. I know,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's a beak behind the curtain.
Speaker 1: They're also wonderful comedians, writers, actress and their owners in
Speaker 1: their own right, but when they come together, they are
Speaker 1: urgent care They're acclaimed podcasters. What do you say we
Speaker 1: bring them in? I say, everyone, please welcome into your
Speaker 1: ears the acclaimed Joe, Kim, Booster, Andy and we figured
Speaker 1: out who yes, welcome ten out of ten opener to
Speaker 1: the boy true ten would you say that is the
Speaker 1: most low energy moment? Everyone stop bullying me. Okay, you
Speaker 1: have some ship to answer for. Wake up pearl. You
Speaker 1: guys are honestly like my favorite humans out there, these
Speaker 1: humans right here, seriously, like I love these humans, these humans,
Speaker 1: some of the most amazing humans got together and what
Speaker 1: the Queen's ball out. It is in my literal it
Speaker 1: is in my literal funeral. Doc on Google sucks that
Speaker 1: Metro will sing um fight song at my funeral in
Speaker 1: a gorgeous ball gown, fight gorgeous ballgown. What what's this?
Speaker 1: What's this doc? To the best of Metri's ability, to
Speaker 1: the best of her ability, It's just a doc I
Speaker 1: have on my computer that um lists all the things
Speaker 1: I want to happen at my funeral or Matt and
Speaker 1: I in it. Yeah, you're Paul bears as sluck because
Speaker 1: this came up with the Injured because we were talking
Speaker 1: about like like bridal parties and Benjole was like, I
Speaker 1: have my Paul Borer list. I've stopped like ranking my
Speaker 1: friends based on who would stand up at my wedding,
Speaker 1: and they started ranking my friends based on who would
Speaker 1: be pall bearers at my funeral. Where are we sort
Speaker 1: of on the on your fee at the front of
Speaker 1: the casket, baby perfect, at the front of the cast,
Speaker 1: thank you. But I get stage time. But that's that's
Speaker 1: that's what's in the program. But you don't know what's
Speaker 1: actually going to happen in terms of the room because
Speaker 1: live theater, you know, sometimes it's just as spontaneous. They
Speaker 1: might ask me to get up there, that's fine, But
Speaker 1: the deceased has demanded that I say a gorgeous ball
Speaker 1: and it will fit that will fight song? Will Fight
Speaker 1: Song be a parody? Or will it be the straight
Speaker 1: every singing Rachel fight song tost of my ability? Could
Speaker 1: you add a key change at the end to make
Speaker 1: it sort of like a bigger moment? Come on, I
Speaker 1: can confidently Wait, were you there, Matt? Weren't you there
Speaker 1: the day that I tried to sing fight Song at
Speaker 1: the Freddog studios? It was it was an event. Weren't
Speaker 1: you there? Weren't you there the day I tried to
Speaker 1: sing fight I feel like him sing like brave that
Speaker 1: day or something like that. Oh yes, now I remember
Speaker 1: because I was really like this, This is like maybe
Speaker 1: the biggest moment of hubers in my entire life. All Right,
Speaker 1: as a joke, I'm having fight song. I need someone
Speaker 1: to sing you know, I'll just sing fight Sorry, could
Speaker 1: not sing it, So you think it's going to be
Speaker 1: the sing along sort of everyone in America can sing it,
Speaker 1: but because Hillary Clinton took it. But it's a hard song.
Speaker 1: And your other one was I want to see You
Speaker 1: Go Off, which is based on I want to see
Speaker 1: you be brave? Another tough song to pull off vocally. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: you've done it, You've done it successfully. There's me try
Speaker 1: you know that. You know the clip I'm talking about
Speaker 1: right like I captured you in my old apartment trying
Speaker 1: to open a bottle of wine, singing, slay what you
Speaker 1: want to slay and let the queen ball out the queen,
Speaker 1: Let the queens go off, Let the queens go off.
Speaker 1: Maybe honestly I want to see off and let the
Speaker 1: queen's drag her honestly perfect, Wow, honest sleigh that dimension. Okay,
Speaker 1: this little Christmas honestly know, the whole thing is a
Speaker 1: Chris It's it is. It's sort of like Family Stone,
Speaker 1: which is like it's a story that takes place during Christmas,
Speaker 1: but it's not about Christmas. Rule culture. It's sort of
Speaker 1: like Family Stone and that it's not about Chris. It's
Speaker 1: about Christmas, Christmas, but it is. Okay, we're not saying
Speaker 1: it together, so it's not actually just no. I just
Speaker 1: like to say it because I do a lot of
Speaker 1: rules cultures on podcast, and Mitra has asked me. Mitra
Speaker 1: has asked me to stop men everything he does it,
Speaker 1: I got pull Why why do you think Joel does
Speaker 1: it to make fun, not because he listens to it
Speaker 1: and loves it. But I still go and they're usually
Speaker 1: pretty good. Rules of culture to its usually a moment
Speaker 1: where you go kind of no. I trust Joel to
Speaker 1: look out for those things. I really do. I'm going
Speaker 1: to determine the rule culture. No woman has ever, No
Speaker 1: woman has ever culture culture she wouldn't do. Who do
Speaker 1: you think would who do you think that home naming
Speaker 1: rules of culture? Probably Madonna should probably think she knows
Speaker 1: it all that stupid bitch. Today today on the Chat,
Speaker 1: Matt said Christine Baranski should be as big as Madonna.
Speaker 1: I'm mad at Madonna saidy. For some reason, I was
Speaker 1: watching Christmas on the Square. I said, Christine Baranski should
Speaker 1: be as big as Madonna. Have you seen Christmas on
Speaker 1: the Square yet? Not yet? You have to see it,
Speaker 1: I promise I'll see it. You have to see at
Speaker 1: least the first forty minutes to really get it, and
Speaker 1: then I couldn't do it anymore after that? Long? Is
Speaker 1: that the Dolly party? Did you stop? Stopped? So? Um?
Speaker 1: Barbara from Three Busy Debris isn't that to my knowledge
Speaker 1: has one line? But she actually think has more than that.
Speaker 1: But I was, I know exactly who she is, and
Speaker 1: she's she They there's a scene where they're singing about
Speaker 1: Christine Baranski and she keeps as a comedy beat, suggesting
Speaker 1: that they rough Christine Baranski up. Everyone goes, yeah, Carol
Speaker 1: smar Brick, she is icon. I honestly when when I was,
Speaker 1: because that's very early in the movie, and I honestly
Speaker 1: thought her character would be a bigger part of it
Speaker 1: because they sort of feature her and that number so much,
Speaker 1: like it's such a return to that woman. I'm like, oh, Shell,
Speaker 1: she'll be a character. I think it's this is a
Speaker 1: movie I will probably watch every Christmas. Me too, Me too, Joel.
Speaker 1: It's that you guys. Matt, You Mat has to watch it, Matt,
Speaker 1: you have to finish it, because honestly, it's pure, it
Speaker 1: makes no sense. And then somehow in the last ten
Speaker 1: minutes it all comes together and it's actually really sweet.
Speaker 1: There are some laugh out loud moments too near the end,
Speaker 1: involving like pediatric brain surgeons and um, the car accidents,
Speaker 1: and I mean a lot. Well, what's crazy is I
Speaker 1: did that thing where it's like you you can't really
Speaker 1: take a movie, but you do want to know how
Speaker 1: it wraps up. So I skipped all the way to
Speaker 1: the end, like and when you go through un your
Speaker 1: little Apple TV you can see the little pictures. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I went to the end and I was I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't want to give spoilers, but shocked
Speaker 1: by the turns it took. I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: that one's a spirit. Didn't realize that she was a spirit.
Speaker 1: It was like this one girl character. Anyway, it just
Speaker 1: it went for it. I appreciate that the movie went
Speaker 1: for it and Metro will love it. Dolly Parton is
Speaker 1: experiencing homelessness in it, Yes, well that's what you think.
Speaker 1: First they go there. Yeah, they go there. It's really
Speaker 1: a comment. It will be in a way. It sort
Speaker 1: of is because Dolly Parton can experience homelessness. We all
Speaker 1: can't have, you, guys. My favorite Dolly Parton movie is
Speaker 1: Joyful Noise. Have you guys seen that movie with Queen
Speaker 1: Lativa at miss Keke Palmer. It is busy, busiest person
Speaker 1: in the world, person in the world. Even when she
Speaker 1: like tweets something, I'm like, how does she find the time?
Speaker 1: She's very booked deeply. What is our favorite and this.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you like or hate Christmas. What's
Speaker 1: what's our favorite Christmas culture? Wow? This culture? You've really
Speaker 1: opened it. I I know mine, but mine, Mine is mine.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say do mine first, because it's dumb
Speaker 1: and I've almost it coming, but I won't lie about it.
Speaker 1: It's Mariah carry She just is my favorite Christmas culture.
Speaker 1: The song, the use of the word festive, the special
Speaker 1: I just watched it was I just watched the special
Speaker 1: two and it ahead very Christmas Day and she's great,
Speaker 1: she is Christmas. She's giving you cartoon Christmas diva and
Speaker 1: it's it's exactly what you want from her. So that's mine.
Speaker 1: But everyone knows that I like Maria already. So fucking boring, bitch,
Speaker 1: fucking boring bitch. How's this? How's this? The song Christmas
Speaker 1: Wrapping by the waitresses pretty sophisticated are and I can't
Speaker 1: say I know it. I have to ask you to
Speaker 1: performance it's the s job because it is my favorite.
Speaker 1: Hold day. Well, this year has been a busy, but
Speaker 1: don't think I have the energy. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm doing a British and like languid, But you know,
Speaker 1: my favorite deep culture. Christmas song is is a fairy
Speaker 1: tale of New York. It's the only Christmas teachers of
Speaker 1: the word faggot. Can you do it? Yeah? You cheat,
Speaker 1: clousy fagett? Yes, Christmas, Christmas, she kind of gives me
Speaker 1: that Christmas. That's actually my favorite song of all time.
Speaker 1: All right, wait, stop everything, it's time for my favorite segment.
Speaker 1: It's a surprise segment that US boys play. It's Ken Metrust.
Speaker 1: All right, now we discuss can Metrust a faggott? Joel?
Speaker 1: She has and she will again. Actually I can allege.
Speaker 1: I can allege that meet has said fagett. You guys,
Speaker 1: just we have to be careful. You can't. People get
Speaker 1: really mad at you guys saying that word. They get mad,
Speaker 1: but yeah, they But the important thing is it wasn't
Speaker 1: said by us. It was said. Well guess what, I
Speaker 1: guess we can end this segment. No, she can't, that's
Speaker 1: all right. She shan't. I can't, I shan't. And that's fine.
Speaker 1: All right? What Christmas culture? Who? Who? What's your favorite?
Speaker 1: Needs to go? But she hates it. I'm not really
Speaker 1: Christmas culture. Yeah, I don't know. I don't care very much.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love I really like, I put a
Speaker 1: lot of time and effort into thoughtful presence boring. But
Speaker 1: you're a thought I'm a good gift giver. Um. I like, um,
Speaker 1: oh you know what. I watched that movie twenty ft
Speaker 1: from Stardom this year, and I like the story that
Speaker 1: Christmas song by Darlene Love. You know, um, the snow
Speaker 1: is coming down that one Christmas. Yeah, and then like
Speaker 1: later in life she like the she she did it
Speaker 1: on or something or yeah, yeah, well Mariah ended up
Speaker 1: covering that, and I think that she like shown she
Speaker 1: like pay homage in a big way. I liked that
Speaker 1: I take back I take back the waitresses. That is
Speaker 1: actually and I think I'm sorry. I mean, it's like
Speaker 1: ended up on all these lists that is the best.
Speaker 1: It's like this and deco that one, right, But on
Speaker 1: every list of like the best contemporary Christmas songs, only
Speaker 1: one for Christmas. He was always number one, but number
Speaker 1: two is always Darlene Love Baby Babe, Please Come Home,
Speaker 1: and that it is. I love that song. I like
Speaker 1: feels it like always makes me like sort of tear up,
Speaker 1: and then I have the story was so nice. Um,
Speaker 1: I guess that's my favorite Christmas culture but really I'm
Speaker 1: kind of granch. I guess Grinch is my favorite Christmas culture.
Speaker 1: I would say mine too. I love and honestly good
Speaker 1: for Christine Brandtsk for sort of crossing over with now
Speaker 1: yet another iconic Christmas cast because she's not. She's iconic
Speaker 1: in this film Christmas on the Square and she's iconically
Speaker 1: Martha May movie. And then we were talking about Grinch
Speaker 1: at work the other day and um, someone, this isn't funny,
Speaker 1: but but we so we had to convince theone the
Speaker 1: Taylor mom said wasn't dead was completely for Taylor. Are
Speaker 1: you sure? Because we have a really record with saying
Speaker 1: people are dead that aren't. So you want I guessed
Speaker 1: it myself and then was like, is she And then
Speaker 1: I looked it up. She's alive? But I was really like,
Speaker 1: did prefer? And somebody that has taken away from us
Speaker 1: really is the ability to know, just to really just
Speaker 1: sit in the knowledge, in the ambiguity of whether or
Speaker 1: not you can find out now in a pinch if
Speaker 1: someone's alive. And Christine Baranski, it's yeah, it is sad.
Speaker 1: Christine Baranski never This is what Aaron Jackson said in
Speaker 1: the in the in the j C Today never sells
Speaker 1: out the Dolly Parton movie. Never is like, oh God,
Speaker 1: I'm doing like this fucking thing. She like commits to
Speaker 1: it in a way that I really admired, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't like roll my eyes in anything I ever
Speaker 1: do ever again. Yeah, no, no, she is like she
Speaker 1: really is. And also she makes Mama she makes everything
Speaker 1: she's I was about to say, I just watched Mama
Speaker 1: Mia two for the first time last night, and it's
Speaker 1: like that movie. I just kept tearing up because I
Speaker 1: was like, it's just fun and it's just good. And
Speaker 1: I really rolled my eyes at it because because I
Speaker 1: was like, another one that's so fucking stupid. And then
Speaker 1: my sister I was like, my sister finally made me
Speaker 1: watch it, and the whole time I was like, it's OK.
Speaker 1: I like yeah, I just everyone was having so much fun.
Speaker 1: They're all coming in on the ship, singing, dancing Queen's
Speaker 1: I was crying kind of triumph cryer I don't and
Speaker 1: things that are sad happened. I cry when like they
Speaker 1: rescue him in the Martian Oh, when something is too
Speaker 1: happy for words, I am weeping. It doesn't matter if
Speaker 1: it's the biggest piece of ship in the world. I
Speaker 1: got to watch the prom, so I've now seen the
Speaker 1: prom on Ryan Murphy's the prom with Meryl Street and
Speaker 1: James Gordon and nic There are moments. Chego McKee is
Speaker 1: in it too, he's really good. But there's moments Meryl Street. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's very much trapping in the post credits. But the
Speaker 1: movie is it's pretty much garbage. But the performances that
Speaker 1: are good are so good. Like Meryl just she did
Speaker 1: it again. Meryl is always so good and she's so
Speaker 1: good at musical theater. She just like she sounds original
Speaker 1: bro with cast. This is my thing with Meryl at
Speaker 1: this point, Oh you're such a bitch. No no, no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: let me say this. This is this is this is
Speaker 1: this is like this is intentionally stupid. I want her
Speaker 1: to I want her to intentionally fail at something. I
Speaker 1: want her to be like I want to do the
Speaker 1: opposite of Christine Bransky and like be and like not
Speaker 1: really give a ship and something that she's in well, okay,
Speaker 1: mom and Mia too. When she came in at the end,
Speaker 1: I was really expecting her to be like, it's me beautiful,
Speaker 1: She's so really just that under wrapped. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that she was going to be in it, but you know,
Speaker 1: you know the story of want to go see it? Well,
Speaker 1: we want to go see it and we were so
Speaker 1: high and Bowen had no idea that she wasn't in it,
Speaker 1: and like the very first second of the movie makes
Speaker 1: clear that she is dead as a door now. And
Speaker 1: Bowen turns to me and goes, is Meryl Streep not
Speaker 1: in this? And I She's not in it. She's not
Speaker 1: in it at all. Laugh and he goes, then why
Speaker 1: are we here? I was like for share in an
Speaker 1: hour and a half. But the share was worth it.
Speaker 1: The share was what I thought the Meryl would be
Speaker 1: like I I expected. Yeah, okay, I don't explain, thank you.
Speaker 1: Share was still great. It was still great, but like
Speaker 1: that's like the mayor. I thought it would be more
Speaker 1: like I thought Meryl would be. Like helicopter and ha ha,
Speaker 1: helicopter in Beautiful. We all deserved that role someday. Sorry,
Speaker 1: we're all actors. We all deserve that. We all deserve
Speaker 1: the helicopter and ha ha. I think that's true though,
Speaker 1: everyone needs there helicopter in ha ha moment even like
Speaker 1: even like a slowly descending the stairs to a great
Speaker 1: fan fair moment, like we all deserve that. If it
Speaker 1: can't be one, it has to be the other post.
Speaker 1: I think it's like if it's a joke that you're
Speaker 1: bigger than the movie, that's a helicopter. Ha. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: doesn't need this helicopter if your participation is a plot point. Girls,
Speaker 1: I'm so. I'm truly so overjoyed and honored to be
Speaker 1: with you. I really am sorry. I know this is
Speaker 1: the thing that Metra hates, but these are some of
Speaker 1: my favorite humans. And I agree, and Listen is one
Speaker 1: of my favorite humans. I would not podcast without her. No,
Speaker 1: but we laugh, but like, you guys really are some
Speaker 1: of my favorite humans. It's not a joke when we
Speaker 1: say that you guys are some of our favorite hums. No,
Speaker 1: but I know it's not a joke. But when you
Speaker 1: say it this, it's it's sort of helicopter. It's it's
Speaker 1: very young lives to say humans. Yeah, like like like
Speaker 1: like youth group, like church kids. Yeah, I love these
Speaker 1: amazing humans. You know what though, it's pretty inclusive. Yeah. Everyone,
Speaker 1: it's every the word like or young lives humans. Humans. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: you talk about young life put any religion in how
Speaker 1: do we but how do we express an earnest thought
Speaker 1: that is completely detent, does not have any irony to
Speaker 1: it that Like I'm like, I'm so happy to be
Speaker 1: with my friends, right, I feel like everyone. I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, who's really good at that? Metra gene always
Speaker 1: because because she's crying and you feel like you have
Speaker 1: to do a lot of work to like sort of
Speaker 1: let make sure she's okay. Um, but like, yeah, you are,
Speaker 1: You're very good at being a like like step away sidebar.
Speaker 1: This is my genuine feeling. And I love you heart, heart,
Speaker 1: hug moment, good friend you really and it's beautiful because
Speaker 1: she's just as good as being the opposite. And like, truly,
Speaker 1: Colin can be a total stunty a bit that's not true.
Speaker 1: That's not true, And I'm st I'm sick of this ship.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I do say the slur another
Speaker 1: I do say, you really really really want to make it?
Speaker 1: I don't. She would be the last person, you know what.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking, what would be what you guys
Speaker 1: could do as a stunty thing, like like if you guys,
Speaker 1: if you guys, if we got into like sort of
Speaker 1: a fight at the end of this episode. And then
Speaker 1: you guys didn't come on the podcast for sixty years,
Speaker 1: and then in sixty years, you guys come back, and
Speaker 1: are all our listeners will die? Then that will be
Speaker 1: when when they all die of joy and happiness and
Speaker 1: um and this is U saying you don't want us
Speaker 1: to come back for a really long time. You know,
Speaker 1: you guys aren't allowed back for sixty years. But but
Speaker 1: Matt saying, we we set up like a kill Bill
Speaker 1: volume three thing where it's like we we create our
Speaker 1: children when they have podcasts, come back on my child, won't.
Speaker 1: My ancestors in Iran were some of the first part
Speaker 1: you know, her ancient versions actually invented podcasting and his
Speaker 1: family has been producing them for century. Who do you
Speaker 1: think is the Bowen? And who do you think is
Speaker 1: the matter of nietzsch and Ice podcast? Can you guess?
Speaker 1: I can guess? It's interesting. I think I'm the Metra
Speaker 1: and Matt's the Jewel. No Jeel feels he is an
Speaker 1: authority to say this. But you can't see you. I
Speaker 1: think you can't see your own podcast. It's like a thing.
Speaker 1: It's like when you look at a picture. It's not
Speaker 1: really you can't see your own I'm the mat and
Speaker 1: Metris the bone. That's what I said, seeing that energy.
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Speaker 1: there's no better fast to chat with your online therapist
Speaker 1: than a cast for magic. My former employers shout out,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what a what a fun moment when
Speaker 1: a lot of Brooklyn A comedians working at CASP. That
Speaker 1: was that was nice there from the beginning, wreaking in
Speaker 1: that show room from the ground up. I love you guys.
Speaker 1: Are you still are you still a company woman? I
Speaker 1: actually do have a Casper mattress. Actually he loix girls.
Speaker 1: So the fact that you did that startup started a war. Wow,
Speaker 1: and this can be where the fight starts. Remember remember this,
Speaker 1: we're breaking, we're breaking the story a little bit a
Speaker 1: little so fun to be in the blue Sky phase
Speaker 1: because you can say anything, you could do anything. My
Speaker 1: character of Mietra has huge tits. We'll talk about that
Speaker 1: a little bit more. Actually, because you have been considering
Speaker 1: the procedure, you're going to get big knock. I said
Speaker 1: to Joel that I thought it would be really funny
Speaker 1: if one day I had huge hits. We're there. I
Speaker 1: think we're all at that age now where we were
Speaker 1: thinking and we're into where like at this age in
Speaker 1: it's kind of like, yeah, you think about a procedure
Speaker 1: you want. Sometimes I don't think that would be the
Speaker 1: one for me, but but I do think, like, just
Speaker 1: in terms of like personality, I would be a really
Speaker 1: funny person to just walk out with like huge just
Speaker 1: like someone who like like doesn't I don't really like
Speaker 1: dress for my body. I wonder what a man's large
Speaker 1: T shirt would look like over met with huge tips.
Speaker 1: I literally today I got some new jeans and I
Speaker 1: put them on and they fit great, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I have to tell Joeli, Oh my god. I So
Speaker 1: Greta came over the other day and I we were
Speaker 1: trying to figure her outfit out for a self tape,
Speaker 1: and Joel gave me a shirt that looks historically hot
Speaker 1: on him and he let me have it, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, it only sort of worked
Speaker 1: on me, and I told him it really worked on
Speaker 1: Oh my god, random that something looks great on the
Speaker 1: Hottest Bird and she like, she goes, she goes, it's cute.
Speaker 1: I wonder if I should just and she sort of
Speaker 1: tied it up and like her like waist and tightened
Speaker 1: it and like she's like, I wonder if I should
Speaker 1: just do this? And I was like, oh, you're ready
Speaker 1: for the cover of the Hottest Teen mag How people
Speaker 1: so effortlessly stunning? I'm sorry, keep going real, I know
Speaker 1: it's crazy. She really has she has a genu. She
Speaker 1: tied it up and then I was like and then
Speaker 1: she added in sults injury. I was like, you should
Speaker 1: keep it. It looks really good on you, and she
Speaker 1: was like, no, you have it so like she gave
Speaker 1: it back to me, and so now every time I
Speaker 1: put it on, I'll know it wasn't mine to begin with.
Speaker 1: It look hot on Joel, and it was taken from me,
Speaker 1: tried on, looked stunning and handed back instead of make
Speaker 1: it work about are different, No, they're not. At the
Speaker 1: end of the everyone has the same body, and that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Everyone is the same proportions. I want to clarify what
Speaker 1: I said earlier, which is that we're at that age
Speaker 1: where we're thinking about procedures, but but I want to
Speaker 1: clarify that put I want to contextualize this, and I
Speaker 1: keep talking about this Talentino piece in The New York
Speaker 1: or about Instagram face, and about how like we're moving
Speaker 1: in the direction where like self care or where cosmetic
Speaker 1: procedures are going to be sort of a quay or
Speaker 1: under the und of self care self under the umbrella
Speaker 1: self care, where it's like going to the spot is
Speaker 1: like getting her like getting a filler or something, you know.
Speaker 1: And I feel like that's already like housewives language around, yeah,
Speaker 1: of just like to take care of myself. And then
Speaker 1: I see that online a lot of like getting getting
Speaker 1: You're taking care of yourself by getting the procedure that
Speaker 1: you want to get. That's like you taking care of yourself.
Speaker 1: For sure. I probably probably quoted this before, but at
Speaker 1: the end of this piece, um like you quoted it before.
Speaker 1: She she she interviews the like the like the biggest
Speaker 1: like Beverly Hills plastic surgeon or person or whatever. He
Speaker 1: works with Kim Kardashian and he's like, you know that
Speaker 1: feeling when you get a great haircut, you look in
Speaker 1: the mirror and you're like, this is the best version
Speaker 1: of myself like that is the that is the feeling
Speaker 1: you get from these procedures times a thousand, Like you're
Speaker 1: just like this is the way I think I should look.
Speaker 1: And it's terrifying because because we all want that feeling
Speaker 1: in a way, in a way, we do start not
Speaker 1: to like it's weird. How many more times I've been like, well,
Speaker 1: you could just do this, like did little things because
Speaker 1: you feel like it's available. Um, and yeah, it's probably
Speaker 1: because it is very standard. It's not technically available, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like that doesn't fit into my life. Well,
Speaker 1: what do you want to figure out if it's available? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can look it up. I would match. Just did
Speaker 1: some matches pulled back to like like like like and
Speaker 1: I have an underbyte, so I want to like but
Speaker 1: that's like orthodox you need a chin, you need a
Speaker 1: new chin when you need to chow. But that's not
Speaker 1: orthodotra side, that's like Maximo facial stuff. But like I
Speaker 1: want like an apologize, like I want to like, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry I might I want like this And is
Speaker 1: it so fucked up that we're talking about this? So
Speaker 1: what you're saying is you want to you wanna you
Speaker 1: want a man's chiseled chin. No, it's not. It doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be chiseled it. It just needs to be
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, that would be used
Speaker 1: like Joel has a chiseled chin, has a chisel jawline,
Speaker 1: so we should take his. Let's take his, give your
Speaker 1: chin for I would give more than my chin for
Speaker 1: bo Oh. Can you assign like like heart, heart organ,
Speaker 1: heart dorner things to certain people, like I know you
Speaker 1: can sign up to be a heart organ all these things.
Speaker 1: Don't know? But can I can I specify who I
Speaker 1: want to have it? I don't think so. I don't
Speaker 1: think unless immediately. I want you to have my heart, Joel,
Speaker 1: I want you to have my brain, Mitra, I want
Speaker 1: you to have my stomach bowing. Okay, oh my god?
Speaker 1: Why did get the smallest one got the biggest? I
Speaker 1: didn't really think about it. I just kind of want
Speaker 1: you guys to have things of mine. I'm going to
Speaker 1: do really good stuff with your brain. Do we get it,
Speaker 1: give them transplanted, or do we just keep them like
Speaker 1: in a jar. It's not up to me. I'm putting
Speaker 1: it in a dog, talking dog dog. It's Christmas Show, Matt.
Speaker 1: We haven't talked about this. What have you heard of Christmas?
Speaker 1: I was thinking either day, it was like, it's such
Speaker 1: a shape him that you know, that's my favorite Christmas.
Speaker 1: That is actually my favorite. That is literally the only
Speaker 1: piece of prison. I've gone to Matt's Christmas Show every
Speaker 1: year since it started happening, and that is really my
Speaker 1: only Christmas tradition. I genuinely it makes me so happy
Speaker 1: when you come every year. And Joe finally saw it
Speaker 1: this year. I know it's not for lack of trying. No,
Speaker 1: I know that. I know it's truly breaking, babe. It
Speaker 1: is really it's honestly, if I can be honest, it's
Speaker 1: definitely like put a real cloud over this time of
Speaker 1: year because it's that thing that I get to do
Speaker 1: at the end of the year that I feel like
Speaker 1: pulls me out of a funk um. And I just
Speaker 1: feel like it didn't have to be cute in July
Speaker 1: just to get it in. Yeah, I hope to do
Speaker 1: it in in like May July, but May June July,
Speaker 1: I feel like sure. And then I thought to myself, like,
Speaker 1: did I severely funk up by not finding a way
Speaker 1: to do it on streaming or like like in any
Speaker 1: way even on my instag I'm being stupid, like why
Speaker 1: didn't I do this? But then I was just like,
Speaker 1: I'm not in the mood, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's weird and I'd rather just such in the room
Speaker 1: thing and like like that the I don't want to
Speaker 1: ruin anything, but like the moment at the end where
Speaker 1: you like million like involve us, like where we go
Speaker 1: it's my favorite thing. I yeah, you're right, I should.
Speaker 1: It has to be presented in the right way. I
Speaker 1: can't just like toss it out there, um and it
Speaker 1: because of the Christmas in July of it all you got,
Speaker 1: so I feel like next year people also, I could
Speaker 1: you could technically do a Christmas show at anytime during
Speaker 1: the year. It would just be funny that it wasn't
Speaker 1: happening during Christmas. Maybe I won't go any time. It's
Speaker 1: one of the funniest things you can do, actually, is
Speaker 1: put a Christmas thing in the middle of It's actually
Speaker 1: hilarious because I think about the opposite factor, and that's
Speaker 1: what they call it in comedy, the opposite factor, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's like sort of like like
Speaker 1: when you see when you see a fireman and like
Speaker 1: he's like doing a real tough thing and then takes
Speaker 1: off his helmet and it's like it's a little girl.
Speaker 1: It's like there's like an opposite in their presentation. Well
Speaker 1: because and then and then it's the and then that's
Speaker 1: the that's like the idea the big Hollywood movie is
Speaker 1: it's a fireman, but she's also a little girl who
Speaker 1: goes to school. Sold and you know that's a movie
Speaker 1: with like the Rock and the Rock, The Rock and
Speaker 1: Millie Bobby Brown. Yeah, and so what's his role in it?
Speaker 1: Because he's not he's the reluctant trainer. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's the trainer. Trains are just for a fire Yeah.
Speaker 1: And she's like, come on, put me in coach and
Speaker 1: this takes me. This takes place in Britain. They don't
Speaker 1: have Fireman over there. Yeah, it's so soggy there, like
Speaker 1: nothing catches a place. That's true. Wait, whenever if Joel's
Speaker 1: if Joel says something, I immediately go it's true. Thing
Speaker 1: is he's possessing. I still don't know. I'm still like,
Speaker 1: but what about all the chimneys that famously are swept there?
Speaker 1: This is the Taylor Momson is dead sort of moment
Speaker 1: we are there firefighters, and I mean, this shouldn't be
Speaker 1: that shouldn't be the title of that. But wouldn't it
Speaker 1: be funny? It's not funny if Taylor Momson is dead
Speaker 1: was the title? Yeah, it's like you're breaking the news,
Speaker 1: Taylor Momson. I feel bad Taylor. I think she's young. Historically,
Speaker 1: she's historically young, young, she's an epic. Taylor Mompson dead
Speaker 1: at thirty two is funny because it's sort of like
Speaker 1: a prediction. Oh okay, ready, star actress Taylor Momson start rocker, rocker,
Speaker 1: She wasn't she wasn't. I think she was both when
Speaker 1: she did where are You Christmas? When she was a
Speaker 1: child in the Grin did the hell out of that
Speaker 1: role she was She was such a powerful actress in
Speaker 1: that role. No one else would have done what she did.
Speaker 1: She gave grounded. She was grounded, Cindy Looy, she was gritty,
Speaker 1: she was real. To go to Fanning? Who Taylor Tacob hike,
Speaker 1: Hollywood said, take a hike, Dakota Market correcting corrected, miss
Speaker 1: that's right, the ceiling. Could El Fanning ever have done
Speaker 1: what Taylor Momson did in that role. Yes, she is
Speaker 1: iconic in Babel. Yeah, she's a little girl who she
Speaker 1: was very much the little girl. So don't forget. She's
Speaker 1: the star of the biggest films, Maleficent. She's the star
Speaker 1: of Maleficent, the biggest films in the world. These are
Speaker 1: huge blockbusters. Two, these are blockbuster films. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Maleficent too. You guys should you guys should watch that one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Substance when the dragon, when the dragon,
Speaker 1: the dragon girl in his hand, when the dragon. You
Speaker 1: can't see it, readers, But I'm doing sort of a
Speaker 1: dragon claw. What do you guys think of Like Matt's Like,
Speaker 1: I think Matt is so expressive with his hands in
Speaker 1: a way that not a lot of other people are.
Speaker 1: I just like, there's so much energy. I'm from fucking
Speaker 1: Long Island, New York. He consistently does this to me.
Speaker 1: He regionalizes me, and he sort of tosses us all in.
Speaker 1: But you know what, there's differences between New Jersey and
Speaker 1: New York and Long Island. Damn. That's the conversation we
Speaker 1: need to be having in this country right now, between
Speaker 1: New Jersey and New Yorkers. No, we shouldn't talk about
Speaker 1: us at all. It's the one housewives franchise. I will
Speaker 1: refuse to watch as because it's too real criminals. Okay, no,
Speaker 1: it's literally too real. I see I see like family
Speaker 1: and friends in it. I'm like, oh God to me,
Speaker 1: it's so dark and real, and I'm going to jail.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, people, I know, gonna go to jail.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't watch Hill Billy Elogy because you
Speaker 1: see too much. You see too much of you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you try to watch it? I haven't yet, but
Speaker 1: I haven't either. I'm excited, but I just haven't had
Speaker 1: like the night I'm gonna. I'm gonna need to make
Speaker 1: a night of it, and I just haven't had that
Speaker 1: night yet. Popcorn and everything, popcorn, box of tissues for all.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be a big night. But really, I haven't
Speaker 1: watched Shaws of Sunset for that reason. There is no
Speaker 1: Asian there is no real like East Asian Housewives equivalent. Um,
Speaker 1: I think you can. You can do like like Korean
Speaker 1: rich Korean kids in like l A or something that
Speaker 1: would be fun. I definitely you could do like parachute
Speaker 1: kids too. What's that parachute kids? It's like um when
Speaker 1: um they send over like oh yeah yeah, yeah, um
Speaker 1: kids to like go to really good schools over here,
Speaker 1: and they're living basically alone sometimes and like they're very
Speaker 1: very wealthy and they yeah, that's a parachute and they
Speaker 1: need a reality show. Yeah they do. And that the
Speaker 1: last the last thing that's sort of missing from their
Speaker 1: development is they need a reality show. Then just the
Speaker 1: sort of skyrocket at that point, well yeah yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that's what it takes to sort of bring awareness
Speaker 1: to these people, is that they're on a show. I
Speaker 1: would watch. I would totally watch. I would be I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll watch anything about um, someone moore money than me.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of funny like as of late, I've
Speaker 1: been watching so much Architectural Digest home tours and just
Speaker 1: being like, oh the fireplace, yes, the ceiling, like like
Speaker 1: noticing things. It's like home design and all of that
Speaker 1: has become a real interest of mine. And it's the
Speaker 1: more money the better, the more I could never be
Speaker 1: able to afford it, the better I'm watching. Um liv
Speaker 1: Tyler's was my her being like so nobody actually like
Speaker 1: knew what wallpaper was, but then I got wallpaper, and
Speaker 1: then people started using wallpaper, so I sort of love
Speaker 1: that about He was just like, this is a door
Speaker 1: that's really big. This is another door that's nicole. She's like,
Speaker 1: I love gray, and my look is very modern. It's
Speaker 1: very modern. And then everything in my home looks like death.
Speaker 1: They're My favorite thing about liv Tyler's was when she's
Speaker 1: like outside and she's like, there's um and over there
Speaker 1: are my neighbors. They're my friends friends, setting the example
Speaker 1: my friend your neighbors, um. The one I just watched.
Speaker 1: Greta was over and we watched Dita Vontisse and it
Speaker 1: was so it was just her whole home is an
Speaker 1: extension of her brand. Really, she goes, there's actually not
Speaker 1: a comfortable place to sit in the entire house. She's
Speaker 1: suppost fully like, you can't use or do anything here.
Speaker 1: So my bed is actually a girdle. It's just like
Speaker 1: all it's like there's taxider ethical taxidermy everywhere, because the
Speaker 1: animals died first, and the animals you said, I love,
Speaker 1: you made love to death. You put them into leave
Speaker 1: a heart attack and die from ecstasy, and then you're
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff them that's legal, holy okay. And
Speaker 1: then basically the animals die of natural causes and you're
Speaker 1: allowed to hang them up in your home. Wow, do
Speaker 1: you letting gets so old and ugly? And what you
Speaker 1: do is you adopt one, You adopt an endangered species,
Speaker 1: and then when it dies, you get to hang it
Speaker 1: up in your so cool epic steam punk sligh. Here's
Speaker 1: a good question. What celebrity, well current celebrity, do you
Speaker 1: think might be guilty of taxid Army mel Gibson of
Speaker 1: no poaching, poaching, Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson, I have one
Speaker 1: from Mel Gibson, who's a poacher? Um. I think I
Speaker 1: think Lady Gaga secretly, I think she's She's expressed for
Speaker 1: some reason during her of course, when she was promoting
Speaker 1: Joe and she was like, yeah, I've shot a gun.
Speaker 1: She's like, I've shot I've shot guns before. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't shoot shoot hands off of my uncle's fans. Whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, Gaga choose to promote Joe Anne, but
Speaker 1: I think she's like, shot a shot at animals before,
Speaker 1: and she kind of likes it. One thing, what do
Speaker 1: you guys think when you see, like, you know, just
Speaker 1: a gay person that you know and then they go
Speaker 1: home and all of a sudden, it turns out they
Speaker 1: hunt with their family. Do you do it? Do they
Speaker 1: exists a gay person that you know? It's just like
Speaker 1: from l a from New York, just like whatever. They're
Speaker 1: just out whatever, and then they go home and see
Speaker 1: their family and they are great up hunting and carcasses.
Speaker 1: Your story. Who Matt is talking about? What I've experienced
Speaker 1: this as well? Um, carcasses? Do I know this person? Okay,
Speaker 1: what were you saying? I was just agreeing with Matt
Speaker 1: that I've experienced this phenomenon as well. So I recognize
Speaker 1: who you're recognizing, and I see your sister and I
Speaker 1: want to tell you it's that person. And subsequently other
Speaker 1: people I followed. Turns out like big game. But like,
Speaker 1: but you know they're out there, you know, shooting geese.
Speaker 1: They're they're out there. You know, deers are taking bullets.
Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy, deers are taking bullets. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't mean for us to sound like soft handed
Speaker 1: city people who are like hunting. Well, I was about
Speaker 1: to say, I feel like it's not that shocking for
Speaker 1: me because so many people from where I'm from are
Speaker 1: like hunting. Um, I don't know, that is the question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe not. I don't know. I guess I never thought
Speaker 1: about it before. I'll find check in. I'll check in
Speaker 1: so many of people I want to high school with
Speaker 1: our private and it kills me because what I really
Speaker 1: want is just I want like fifteen minutes of scrolling
Speaker 1: through eight hundred photos and then I'm never going to
Speaker 1: look again. And but but I don't want to follow
Speaker 1: for that experience. I want to just be able. You
Speaker 1: don't want to alert them to your presence. You want
Speaker 1: to be able to do it anonymously. Yes. Yes, It's
Speaker 1: truly blessed and miraculous that I've only had maybe four
Speaker 1: people total from high school. Like ever, I feel like
Speaker 1: reaching out to me over any medium, and I'm like, this,
Speaker 1: I hacked it. I did it like no one's like
Speaker 1: hitting me up, crawling out of the woodwork, like from
Speaker 1: that part of my life, that time in my life,
Speaker 1: being like, hey, how you doing, I'm like, I have
Speaker 1: no real interest in seeing you or even being reminded
Speaker 1: that you exist, And this is how it should be, Okay,
Speaker 1: very lucky. I don't know. I mean when I would
Speaker 1: see everyone was at when you'd go home for Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: or Christmas and seep everyone at the bar the night
Speaker 1: before Thanksgiving or at the board the night before Christmas Eve,
Speaker 1: and I feel like I wouldn't get the damn invitation
Speaker 1: and I loved it. Sorry, I keep going. You would
Speaker 1: have to just show up at Maxwell's in our town
Speaker 1: and everyone would be there, and yes it was called Maxwell's. Well,
Speaker 1: you ever want to come to a million weddings, please
Speaker 1: let me know. Are you still going to a lot
Speaker 1: of weddings from high school? I mean not this year,
Speaker 1: but I was. I did have several from high school
Speaker 1: this year that I was going to go to, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm going to at least for like, whenever weddings
Speaker 1: start again. I had. I had I think four or
Speaker 1: five that were moved next year to it just seemed
Speaker 1: like this was a sweet spot to all of them.
Speaker 1: I do like a wedding because it's food, you drink
Speaker 1: so much, You see your buddies. I'm looking at a
Speaker 1: picture of Mitra and I had a wedding. Wait, let's
Speaker 1: see it. Oh my god. First of all, you look hot?
Speaker 1: Whoa you guys? Oh love? We love Megan and Siege.
Speaker 1: Um Metra, your hair looks so good in that? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, thank you. It looks like ship today as usual.
Speaker 1: A pleasure to see Ugil, do you feel like That's
Speaker 1: another thing about weddings too, is you do get to
Speaker 1: get a little you know gussie though, and that's sort
Speaker 1: of the thing that you know, I I like, you know,
Speaker 1: like getting it ready for a picture, like remember problem pictures.
Speaker 1: I have a story about prom. Okay, so this well
Speaker 1: it's it's a saga. So my big, my big prom
Speaker 1: story is that my junior year of prom. I have
Speaker 1: two stories actually, and my junior of prom I went
Speaker 1: with a senior This is important because he graduated and
Speaker 1: we had a really bad time at prom. He graduated
Speaker 1: and then um that and then his senior year he
Speaker 1: had won the talent show. That's an important detail. So
Speaker 1: my senior year he sang um. So my senior year,
Speaker 1: we have the talent show again. And if you are
Speaker 1: the winner of the talent show, you are allowed to
Speaker 1: return and perform at the subsequent years talent show, even
Speaker 1: if you are graduated. So he returned to perform and
Speaker 1: he sang a song about me called Medusa in front
Speaker 1: of the seven people. Did did dale in the audience know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I remember returning to my friend and she was dating
Speaker 1: his really close friend and I remember turning to her
Speaker 1: and I was like, isn't like yeah, and she couldn't
Speaker 1: give you the heads up. I don't know if she knew,
Speaker 1: but he didn't know Medusa was being performed. No, but
Speaker 1: I think it was just like every but it was like,
Speaker 1: this is clearly about you. And I was really like
Speaker 1: maybe being insane, like not everything you remember what any
Speaker 1: of the lyrics were. It was like, um, I actually
Speaker 1: had him send me the lyrics like several years later,
Speaker 1: and he was like very like game about it, but
Speaker 1: it was something about like like her Stare. It was
Speaker 1: very like high school boy like her Stare turns me
Speaker 1: to stone blah blah blah like. But then I like,
Speaker 1: like the way it ends is like now I reject
Speaker 1: her and I turned hurt. He he he took the
Speaker 1: power back from me. He took it back the night
Speaker 1: from me because I didn't right, you fucking monster refusing
Speaker 1: to kiss. Oh my god. Tote a song called Medusa
Speaker 1: either means you are a boy who just graduated high
Speaker 1: school or you're like us already five year old pop
Speaker 1: star like what worse or what or virtual or your
Speaker 1: ava Max or like a single called Medusasadusa. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: it's I love it already, I really do. Immediately the
Speaker 1: song that came in my head was in the in
Speaker 1: the I don't remember what it became, but Burka, uh
Speaker 1: that they became. It became It's basically and they just
Speaker 1: changed it to aura. Do you really want to peek
Speaker 1: behind the girl? People the girl behind the burka behind
Speaker 1: the Aura behind behind and then of course your Lebaneese,
Speaker 1: your orient and then also is it is it the
Speaker 1: next album where she has Gypsy? Hey? Unfortunately Gypsy is
Speaker 1: a fucking great song, but really, but it is Lady
Speaker 1: Gaga uncancellable, like I just I hope, so like, yeah,
Speaker 1: where was the like where I guess there must have
Speaker 1: been dialogue about burke up, but there was absolutely dialogue
Speaker 1: about but the but the song got fully produced. It's
Speaker 1: like these things make it through someone's not something. It's
Speaker 1: really wild. I mean, if you get that ultra world
Speaker 1: famous at twenty three, then yeah, you're gonna You're gonna
Speaker 1: you your brain is going to be broken enough to
Speaker 1: be like, yes, this is worth pushing through all the way.
Speaker 1: At that point, I feel like you have to hire
Speaker 1: someone that hates you to be on your team and
Speaker 1: be like this is a this is bad. You just
Speaker 1: need someone to be like no, you need one negative.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that story that came out? Um that
Speaker 1: was like probably like somebody who was friends with Perfume
Speaker 1: Genius was like Perfume Genius and Adele were at this
Speaker 1: this event with Lady Gaga and Lady Gaga was like,
Speaker 1: do you want to hear my new album? This is
Speaker 1: right before Chromatica came out, and um, she listened to
Speaker 1: the She played them the whole album and then Adele
Speaker 1: sent everyone out of the room and it was like
Speaker 1: this album is terrible. You cannot release this album. But
Speaker 1: it wasn't CHROMATICA, right, it didn't end U being it
Speaker 1: was CHROMATICA. Well, we don't know, we don't know. Yes,
Speaker 1: I remember the story, Yeah, yes, um, so Adele was.
Speaker 1: Where was Adele for Berka? Is sort of the she
Speaker 1: hadn't yet really hit her stride yet. They just didn't
Speaker 1: align for Berka, you know what I mean? Like, well
Speaker 1: all the stars line, but I del but jealous someone
Speaker 1: who like she played it for Rick Rubin and he
Speaker 1: was like she played like a demos of other songs
Speaker 1: and he was like, you can't release this, and she
Speaker 1: was like okay, and I'm gonna rewrite. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: do you the whole thing, and then she ended up
Speaker 1: releasing so she's she's just paying that forward because someone
Speaker 1: else did that to her, which is like perfect, you know,
Speaker 1: but it would be hard to have to look into
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga's eyes and be like, do another album, like
Speaker 1: you must have, like Adele must have, and she's earned
Speaker 1: a lot of like confidence, like to just be like
Speaker 1: to Lady Gaga, who's Lady Gaga, be like, you must
Speaker 1: record a new album and you must be called a
Speaker 1: new album. This is bad vibe. You have the album.
Speaker 1: She's the fucking face of deal. Yeah, I want that job.
Speaker 1: I want that to be like no, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: crazy ze and not like good Back to the drawing
Speaker 1: board changed to Aura baby, Yeah, it's Burka. It needs
Speaker 1: to be Aura and the lyrics in the verse of
Speaker 1: the bridge you can have one Burka as a treat
Speaker 1: and then takes a little slurp of his water. Okay,
Speaker 1: well hold on, everyone, say one thing that's been unaddressed
Speaker 1: so far and then we can move on. I just
Speaker 1: feel like I came here to talk about culture. I
Speaker 1: sort of came here, you know, to discuss and share
Speaker 1: thoughts about culture, and I haven't been really given a
Speaker 1: platform to do that. And I've been sort of standing
Speaker 1: by here and watching you guys sort of run your
Speaker 1: podcast into the ground, um in front of Nutra and
Speaker 1: I um, but you know, and I stood back and
Speaker 1: I sort of said, I'm gonna let this happen. And
Speaker 1: Mitro agrees with me. She's been chatting me the same
Speaker 1: thoughts sort of this whole time, and we've and it's
Speaker 1: been freeing, honestly, just sort of sit back and sort
Speaker 1: of not have to sear a conversation because it's not
Speaker 1: our house. It's not Metridis house today, you know, like
Speaker 1: it's your house. Okay, I understand that it hurts me
Speaker 1: to hear, but this is the exact point I was
Speaker 1: making earlier that I ended up apologizing for. Ironically, but
Speaker 1: I take it back, because that's what I'm saying. You
Speaker 1: guys are not friends. You guys should be the friends
Speaker 1: to say, hey, reverse change your course, and you and
Speaker 1: you haven't done that because we're in your house. I'm
Speaker 1: agreeing with Joel. Wait a minute, it's the three of
Speaker 1: you against me. Yeah, this sucks. I'm kind of just
Speaker 1: figuring out where I stand on this. Uh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really bad at you. Boe. I want to know.
Speaker 1: I want to know what take because we don't have them. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll we we should all go around round Robin and
Speaker 1: do it a cultural take. I'll start Um the flight attendant,
Speaker 1: Corny and bad Um, Kaylee, Coco and Estonian as in
Speaker 1: gen I think she's great, but I think she was
Speaker 1: stupid and bad. It's possible to pull positive exile. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: And TV, well, he's having a he's an be a
Speaker 1: big week. He's back on Grey's Anatomy. He's really he
Speaker 1: like Meredith is in her like COVID coma and is
Speaker 1: seeing dead people and so it is crazy to think
Speaker 1: that they're doing that as a storyline. And so she's
Speaker 1: walking around on this beach and she's running into dead
Speaker 1: into which is just which is telling this the show
Speaker 1: telling on itself for how many people it's killed off?
Speaker 1: How did it kill tr Night? Oh babe. He got
Speaker 1: hit by a bus so badly that his entire body
Speaker 1: was unrecognizable. And a big twist in the episode that
Speaker 1: he dies in is Basically, this trauma patient is George.
Speaker 1: They're holding they're holding hands with him, and he like
Speaker 1: signs into their hand I'm George, oh literally, but he's
Speaker 1: an unrecognizable run over by getting hit by a bus.
Speaker 1: Of course, life itself moment use that I think at
Speaker 1: least two, maybe three times. So it's a theme. It
Speaker 1: is a theme. Not enough of it, not enough of it, okay,
Speaker 1: but tennant. I was in the first three episodes, and
Speaker 1: then by the end of episode four, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is actually terribly terribly constructed. Unfortunately, but Kayleie great,
Speaker 1: Rosie love. But I will watch watch every episode. It
Speaker 1: doesn't stay on the rails, that's for sure, but I'm
Speaker 1: sure we're gonna watch every episode and there might be
Speaker 1: something interesting happening with Rosie Perez on it. Rosie Perez
Speaker 1: saying a character named Megan, Megan Briscow, Megan and Briscow.
Speaker 1: But it's so weird, how I don't. I just finished
Speaker 1: the first Spider Man game where like the main the
Speaker 1: main villain is like a Chinese guy who has a
Speaker 1: gang of Chinese people like chase you, to chase you
Speaker 1: around the city. And then I just hot off the
Speaker 1: heels of that. I'm watching The Flight Attendant, where like
Speaker 1: the bad, threatening, scary people are like these Korean men
Speaker 1: who are like following all the characters around, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is this. I'm not saying there's like a problematic
Speaker 1: thing going on. I'm just like, why am I like
Speaker 1: drawn to these things? Were like, yeah, you're the problem.
Speaker 1: I think that is a really good takeaway. You should
Speaker 1: really lean into that that it's your fault. Well that,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what why am I like stumbling on
Speaker 1: these like these pieces of media that are all like
Speaker 1: these Asian men and suits are scary. I don't know, Well,
Speaker 1: it's because there are people are like, oh god, the
Speaker 1: terrorist thing is so tired, like we kind of psyched
Speaker 1: through every single Middle Eastern actor that has never will
Speaker 1: be So we have to like find somewhere else until
Speaker 1: we have to do age into age into the working.
Speaker 1: We need a fresh crop. What are people scared of now? China? Yeah? Sure, sure, um, okay,
Speaker 1: that's good. I have a take Okay, I am up
Speaker 1: to date on what I'm calling this. Who lose a teacher?
Speaker 1: But on Hulse a teacher is that He's adding Hulu
Speaker 1: is in front of it is is Matt's trademark. I'm
Speaker 1: saying I don't like just saying I'm watching a teacher.
Speaker 1: I'm watching Hulu teach sounder of Hulu wean's the teacher. Yes, Yes,
Speaker 1: And in watching that, I have discovered that Kate Mara
Speaker 1: is actually a capitalty talent. Welcome, Welcome home, and I
Speaker 1: know that I'm sort of like being welcome with open
Speaker 1: arms in a sort of me as Meredith Gray and
Speaker 1: a COVID coma running on the beach towards like, let's say,
Speaker 1: Christina moment um. And I really appreciate the work that
Speaker 1: she did in this last episode, which is episode six,
Speaker 1: but seven episodes will be out by the time this
Speaker 1: comes out readers, so I'm sure are chopping at the
Speaker 1: bit to watch Who Lose a Teacher? But in episode six,
Speaker 1: the ship hits the fans, so to speak, and that's
Speaker 1: something that people say, this is an expression of when
Speaker 1: the things get really crazy in the show. And so
Speaker 1: things have gotten really crazy in the show, and Kate
Speaker 1: Mara has displayed some quiet, precise, emotional, just really stomach
Speaker 1: churning work. How is love Simon? Love Simon is good
Speaker 1: and he has a name which is Nick Robinson, but
Speaker 1: he will be not as left Simon forever. And I
Speaker 1: love Simon is to a talent and he really pulls
Speaker 1: it out. And also he's good casting because we feel
Speaker 1: he's a teen, but also he is older. He's like
Speaker 1: twenty five. So it's weird because you're sort of watching
Speaker 1: it and you're like, oh, like there's chemistry there. I
Speaker 1: kind of want these two to funk, and then you're like, oh, wait,
Speaker 1: like he's playing a seventeen year old on the show.
Speaker 1: That's so bad. And I do think it's weird what
Speaker 1: they've managed to do. What or not not what's weird
Speaker 1: what they've managed to do, But what we've accepted is like, um,
Speaker 1: in Desperate House, I was like, Eva Longoria is like
Speaker 1: this like vamp who foks like this, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: sixteen year old in the show, which is the character
Speaker 1: of John, who's played by a thirty year old. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that one is easy because he looks her
Speaker 1: age and they're like he's sixteen, and it's like you
Speaker 1: never would but in this like you buy Nick Robinson
Speaker 1: as a teen, but you know it's twenty five. So
Speaker 1: like the politics, even in your mind, are kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: But then the show is like, no, this is wrong.
Speaker 1: They bookend it with if you are someone you know
Speaker 1: has been a victim of grooming, like really explores that,
Speaker 1: Like the show is a lot you know has been
Speaker 1: a girl doing him let's say it. Um, but yeah
Speaker 1: the show. The show ends up being more about the
Speaker 1: fallout of and uh sort of um abuse of the situation,
Speaker 1: and less about like they're having a sexy affair, which
Speaker 1: I think is great and it is. That's interesting to
Speaker 1: see a lead character which is a like an abuser,
Speaker 1: that's a woman towards a male victim. It's interesting. What
Speaker 1: do you see in what's next for for Kate? I
Speaker 1: think probably um girl thor yeah girl, I know Natalie
Speaker 1: Portman is doing it, but I'm sure she'll have to
Speaker 1: drop out for like to play Jackie Jackie oh again.
Speaker 1: And there's gonna be a sequel to that. I heard,
Speaker 1: so she'll want to go do that. It's called Jackie too,
Speaker 1: and it's more her as like a little bit older
Speaker 1: and yeah, she got different air and stuff. She's like shopping.
Speaker 1: She has your boyfriend. His name is on Assis and
Speaker 1: it's like very high yea. His name is onassist. His
Speaker 1: name is Jackie too coland his name is Oasis. And
Speaker 1: it's like a lot of them shopping and stuff and
Speaker 1: hard more having fun for later years, so she'll probably
Speaker 1: want to do that. And so Americans Long Island, Long Island,
Speaker 1: Jackie too, like the way you say Jackie too, Long Island.
Speaker 1: Did you see Jackie Too? Wait? Did you see Spider Man?
Speaker 1: It was so good. I thought they like every movie,
Speaker 1: those girls. I thought, oh I got four Christmas is
Speaker 1: that was so good. I thought that was so good.
Speaker 1: I thought, Okay, I have a culture. Okay, I'm dissipating.
Speaker 1: Um My take is that Botched is better than Niptuck. Wait,
Speaker 1: and the two are, of course sister shows what they are.
Speaker 1: If you're me watching both of them, the normal Heart
Speaker 1: is better than Rent like it is just because they're
Speaker 1: both sort of tangentially about the same thing. It seems
Speaker 1: sorry to hear a word you said. Botch is a reality.
Speaker 1: Niptuck is famously a serialized Ryan Murphy drama, So go
Speaker 1: ahead say why what's so good about Botched? Botched, I
Speaker 1: would argue, gives you more like satisfying drama and catharsis
Speaker 1: every episode than Niptuck and I've watched the first season
Speaker 1: of Niptuck now for no reason. Um, so you didn't
Speaker 1: get to the good part of Niptuck where there's like
Speaker 1: a killer. I just was like, why am I doing this?
Speaker 1: I never really stopped to ask why. As soon as
Speaker 1: I did that, it was time to stop watching. Did
Speaker 1: you find the show sexy? No? It really like every
Speaker 1: like it just like um like I don't I don't know,
Speaker 1: like like Tom Cruise, like Bruce Willis, Like it was
Speaker 1: very just like he's whipping the short open. Isn't that
Speaker 1: what you want? It was a specific Tom Cruise, this
Speaker 1: like Tom Cruise Bruce Willis attitude. Yeah, I felt like
Speaker 1: what it like? What like? I felt like what is
Speaker 1: which was weird given the creator, But it's like I
Speaker 1: felt like what a straight guy think a straight woman
Speaker 1: wants to see, Like you want to be thrown up
Speaker 1: on the table, you want to be like you want
Speaker 1: the man in charge to it feels like a show
Speaker 1: for straight guys. Like it was really like that, like
Speaker 1: Mr Mr Miami fucking and sucking all over town and
Speaker 1: his sports car and his house so fucking weird and bad.
Speaker 1: Turning coke off a stripper's ass and it kicks into
Speaker 1: the curb and like takes big money and it was
Speaker 1: very like okay, and you were you were you weren't
Speaker 1: down to watch the second season. I didn't make it
Speaker 1: there know, but I um tanada ten would recommend it
Speaker 1: to absolutely anyone rather botched now that botched. I have
Speaker 1: watched have you seen the plastic surgery show that has
Speaker 1: the female plastic surgeons? Nobody've seen a million commercials for
Speaker 1: it while watching Bodged. What's that called? What's that show called?
Speaker 1: Does anyone know? It's called Bitch Plastic Surge? Hurry, fans
Speaker 1: of urgent care will know. Hy y. I feel like
Speaker 1: I feel like Boxed. You know you've given me something,
Speaker 1: You've inspired me. Mitra, I'm gonna watch box I was like,
Speaker 1: I want something that's like reality, but there's some like
Speaker 1: procedural element to it. Literally, I mean I guess literally
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, I want to finish it. You can
Speaker 1: leave the room and come back and it's perfect. I
Speaker 1: would say, if you really want a short term answer
Speaker 1: to that, Dr pimple Popper is also a great one.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. It's so satisfying though, it's so satisfying,
Speaker 1: and I can't believe it's a full show because it's
Speaker 1: every episode is the same. Somebody's got a weird growth
Speaker 1: and then she takes it off and it's a happy
Speaker 1: ending everything. Actually, one of the more angry times I've
Speaker 1: had was with with was because one morning I woke
Speaker 1: up to him watching Dr Pimple. Like the first thing
Speaker 1: I saw when I opened my eyes was a pimple
Speaker 1: being like explode. So even it wasn't like he didn't
Speaker 1: do anything that wrong, but I was really like, this
Speaker 1: is beyond the panel. No, that's an assault on your
Speaker 1: sensus and it has to be talked about. It's about
Speaker 1: to wake up to first thing in the morning. Wait,
Speaker 1: but how are you How are you guys choosing what
Speaker 1: shows to watch anymore? Because at this point it feels
Speaker 1: like I'm being given an assignment by the Internet. I
Speaker 1: guess you know where. It's like, this is the show
Speaker 1: you gotta want. I don't fight with I don't fight
Speaker 1: with any of it. If people tell me I should
Speaker 1: watch it, I'm pretty much watching it unless I know
Speaker 1: it's gonna up up. If there's something about quarantine though
Speaker 1: that I find communal viewing very um comforting, Like I'm
Speaker 1: watching a lot of television. I'm watching a lot of
Speaker 1: like for no reason. I could be watching these shows
Speaker 1: like on streaming commercial free, but for some reason, watching
Speaker 1: them live as it's happening and knowing that other people
Speaker 1: are watching the same things brings me some weird amount
Speaker 1: of comfort. And I've been really enjoying live texting Housewives
Speaker 1: of People while watching it as it's happening. And um,
Speaker 1: I'm completely up to date on the mask Singer literally
Speaker 1: those reality Joel and I like consistently check in about
Speaker 1: with the Stars, the Voice, like all these We didn't
Speaker 1: really watch this season, but we thought about it. We
Speaker 1: thought about it, um and it Here's what I think too,
Speaker 1: It's like, if there's nothing happening in our lives, at
Speaker 1: least someone else is having a life. We can watch
Speaker 1: things happen in I honestly think that that is what
Speaker 1: it is right now. It's just filling. This has to
Speaker 1: be someone else's life. That's that's right now, right because
Speaker 1: we talk about it like the way we would talk
Speaker 1: about our own lives. Like for me, I'm talking about
Speaker 1: how how things are going between Candice and Monique with
Speaker 1: the urgency, I would some friends of mine, Like it's
Speaker 1: truly like I'll check in with people all the time
Speaker 1: and be like, I just can't be teamed. I'll never
Speaker 1: be Team Candice. But I I know Monique is wrong,
Speaker 1: and it's just like this, these are things I used
Speaker 1: to talk about, like I have a certain you know,
Speaker 1: cousin that's doing something, but I'm just nothing's happening. So
Speaker 1: you know, I'm famously team Candice and have been. And
Speaker 1: I find the discourse around team Can't, like the Candice
Speaker 1: Monique stuff to have shifted in a way because people
Speaker 1: are like, well, Candice runs her mouth, and you can't
Speaker 1: run your mouth like that and not expect some retribution.
Speaker 1: And it's like that is the bedrock of all of
Speaker 1: these shows, is women running their mouth like that. If
Speaker 1: we're going to take the position that it is okay
Speaker 1: to enact violence on somebody for running their mouth, then
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. There's a lot of women that need to
Speaker 1: get Women deserve deserve to be beaten. Yeah. Yeah, If
Speaker 1: I might say, my problem is not with the initial
Speaker 1: altercation of it all, I pretty I see that pretty
Speaker 1: clearly she was wrong. I guess my problem with everyone
Speaker 1: in the situation is how they're just choosing to handle it,
Speaker 1: like Candice pressing charges to the point where she knows
Speaker 1: Monique is going to go to maybe prison for this,
Speaker 1: and think she wants it like prosecuted to the full
Speaker 1: extent of the law, knowing this woman has children. It's
Speaker 1: like and the way that all the women are talking
Speaker 1: about it, because Monique obviously needs help with this problem,
Speaker 1: not to be put in jail. That's where I rub
Speaker 1: on the whole thing, because I feel like they're just
Speaker 1: taking it to You know. What could have done though,
Speaker 1: to avoid that is apologize. I think, apologize early and apologize.
Speaker 1: I think you're right, but she has something, there's something
Speaker 1: wrong with her. She needs help for it. And I
Speaker 1: think that like it's all a big cry for help.
Speaker 1: I don't know the whole but yes, also maybe she
Speaker 1: is sentencing. I don't think she would be put in jail.
Speaker 1: I really don't. I really don't think she'd be put
Speaker 1: in jail. It's just weird and do so you think
Speaker 1: that Candice is doing real real Housewives to be here
Speaker 1: by saying she wants it pursued to the full. I
Speaker 1: think that, well. I think she's dumb as a fucking
Speaker 1: box of Rocks. I don't think she knows how the
Speaker 1: system works. Um, but I don't think that the I
Speaker 1: don't think that the justice system would put Monique in prison.
Speaker 1: And maybe that's not eive of me, but maybe that is.
Speaker 1: I don't think Cannice is that dumb, though out of
Speaker 1: out of all seven of them, she's one of the
Speaker 1: smarter ones. I would say, are you a potomac watcher?
Speaker 1: I am? Giselle is actually designing my house right now.
Speaker 1: Tones l tones everywhere. Yeah. I asked for hot pink, black, white, chrome, um,
Speaker 1: yeah and um and then yeah. So it just sort
Speaker 1: of comes with the gun for what you're handle looking
Speaker 1: at it. Can I reveal? Can I reveal? Um? I
Speaker 1: was going to reveal this on our podcast Metro, but
Speaker 1: I'll reveal it now. But I did get you a
Speaker 1: gift that is out been canceled because of UM. I
Speaker 1: got an email, so I ordered you one of Robin
Speaker 1: Dixon's hats for Christmas. The order because of COVID I ago,
Speaker 1: and I got an email recently that was like basically
Speaker 1: she was like, I was like, where's the hat? And
Speaker 1: the email was basically like the hat will not be fulfilled.
Speaker 1: But even you getting order. Placing that order is the
Speaker 1: perfect Wait, but this is crazy to me. It's it's COVID.
Speaker 1: Maybe she just genuinely couldn't figure out, but you gotta
Speaker 1: figure it. How shocking that Robin Dixon couldn't figure out
Speaker 1: her small her small hat business. We watched her son's
Speaker 1: fulfilled the order. You're right, a hundred thousand dollars in
Speaker 1: back taps. She doesn't know how to put a hat
Speaker 1: in a box. And time for Christmas. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that is an amazing game. That's really good. We all
Speaker 1: gassed on this reader. If you could see as soon
Speaker 1: as Joel said that the words really sad. I'm really sad.
Speaker 1: That actually might still come. It just definitely won't come
Speaker 1: until next year sometime. You're going to get it in
Speaker 1: April when she's onto a new venture. I can't wait,
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna get you a bucket of ladom. I watched.
Speaker 1: I watched this YouTuber. Her name is the Brook Ashley,
Speaker 1: and she goes over every episode of Potomac and she
Speaker 1: is firmly um anti anti Monique. And I'm getting the
Speaker 1: sense now that a lot of the fan community is
Speaker 1: sort of positioning themselves anti Monique in a way where
Speaker 1: it makes me feel like sad because she won't come
Speaker 1: back to the show because I still am operating in
Speaker 1: this um world where they all returned to the show,
Speaker 1: but they're not going to figure he said, they're all back.
Speaker 1: What he season for for sex for the next season. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he literally said on Everything Iconic. I think on a
Speaker 1: podcast he was like, all all of them are back,
Speaker 1: including winding. Wow. Okay that maybe the fact that they
Speaker 1: couldn't film together a lot of the time kept Monique
Speaker 1: in the game because for during COVID, Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: don't see unless they gets resolved. I think like maybe
Speaker 1: he meant like offers are out, but like so maybe
Speaker 1: she might opt to not come back, but like she's
Speaker 1: not fired, he's not. She she seems to want to
Speaker 1: stay as well. I don't think it's a situation where
Speaker 1: she wants out either. Um well, she said on the
Speaker 1: rear view, like she wants to continue to be on
Speaker 1: the show to try to set her own narrative as
Speaker 1: long as possible, like like and she she genuinely felt
Speaker 1: that when everything rolled out, she'd be vindicated when it
Speaker 1: was shown on television. Yeah, no, not what happened. No,
Speaker 1: that decidedly. No. We saw her go nuts. Who do
Speaker 1: we identify with on Salt Lakes today? Have we all watched? Yes?
Speaker 1: I know mine. I love You're Meredith who? But who
Speaker 1: do you identify with your you identify as a Merida,
Speaker 1: as a Meredith. I think, um, I think I'm maybe
Speaker 1: I identify a little bit more with m Mary. I
Speaker 1: feel like you're a Whitney. You're not married? Sure, no,
Speaker 1: actually that's fair. Whitney to you feel like Whitney to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a little insulting, but I'll take it. No, I
Speaker 1: think I love we love Whitney. She's so fun Whitney.
Speaker 1: The first episodes of like who Gives a Ship? And
Speaker 1: now I'm like, oh wait, like you're like she like
Speaker 1: has She's good in the Talking Heads she is. She's like, um,
Speaker 1: a little more Caddy than like she's getting Caddy or
Speaker 1: as the talking Heads go, yeah, she's starting to you know,
Speaker 1: say what she really thinks the producers are finding her.
Speaker 1: She is by far the most athletic housewife we've ever had.
Speaker 1: Her snowboard Jay and Hustlers was shook. Yeah, I mean yes,
Speaker 1: I imagine any other housewife snowboard with that core String. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, it's wild watching them. It's like slay snowboarding.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is who utah baby, that's like
Speaker 1: ski culture. It's like it's just part it's just you.
Speaker 1: You gotta know how to do it well. It's it's wild.
Speaker 1: As Sean mendez One said, it isn't there that I
Speaker 1: feel like Lisa because definitely I'm definitely Lisa, because this
Speaker 1: is why Meredith comes to her to tell her something
Speaker 1: important about her life that she's separating from her husband,
Speaker 1: and Lisa can't stop asking if it's going to make
Speaker 1: her cry. She was like, am I gonna cry? Will
Speaker 1: it make me cry? I don't want to cry. I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna cry. I'm crying now, and Meredith ends
Speaker 1: up consoling her. I think actually the more important thing
Speaker 1: about that can it was can I touch? Can I touch?
Speaker 1: That's and that woman is so uncomfortable like you are.
Speaker 1: Actually that's my role, That's who I think. She was like,
Speaker 1: you really want to touch? You are to toucher, aren't you.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, bitch, you can't touch this ship. But
Speaker 1: I am one to stop at four different fast food restaurants.
Speaker 1: The way she's raising her children is definitely the way
Speaker 1: you would raise yours. And I think you are Meredith. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm disengaging. I'm disengaging. I'm juststing. I'm not engaging. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not going to do my phone, You're not. You
Speaker 1: don't think I'm Meredith. I think maybe you're Meredith. But
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out if you give me Heather,
Speaker 1: you could be Heather too. But I think Metri's Heather.
Speaker 1: I think Metri's Heather. Heather, I'm not quick enough to
Speaker 1: be Heather. She had a good episode, she had a
Speaker 1: good great don't clear the burger or the or the that.
Speaker 1: That is the moment where I was like, I'm in
Speaker 1: I'm so. I already liked Heather, but I was like
Speaker 1: her doing that. I was like, I'm with you. Her
Speaker 1: calling the uber driver being like, I'm the flapper who
Speaker 1: has flapper, I'm a flapper with Ca'm like I love her.
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm looking like a flapper with looking like
Speaker 1: a flapper with cankles, I'm like, great, God. And also
Speaker 1: when she goes, when when the conflict was happening at
Speaker 1: the next table and she goes, I mean, I'll go
Speaker 1: over there if we make on contact, but if not,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait from my lollipop chicken, perfect, perfect. I
Speaker 1: think it's Mitra. I think's Heather. Do you feel like
Speaker 1: Heather Mitra? I was gonna say either Heather or Whitney.
Speaker 1: I think I'm one of the cousins. You have Pie,
Speaker 1: you have pioneer ancestors, just like like my ancestors. I'm
Speaker 1: ready to blaze. The one that's one that's good that
Speaker 1: no one talks about is when you take sheep shots,
Speaker 1: always expect to hang over a great one. The worst
Speaker 1: is the jealousy is disease, to which I say, is psychotic,
Speaker 1: it's literally, it's literally a pat Rigan quote jealousy disease,
Speaker 1: to which I say, it's so, it's it's it's perfect,
Speaker 1: to which and I'm thinking, I think you're probably wondering
Speaker 1: what I would say to jealousy would say, to which
Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, well soon is what I would
Speaker 1: say to jealousy, to which I would say, whatever, whatever
Speaker 1: a disease exists, I have to say something. Ultimately, I
Speaker 1: think Jens might be the worst. It's the most low impact.
Speaker 1: This queen, I'm queen be very much to me like
Speaker 1: she is. She's the one who is most self aware
Speaker 1: trying to give housewives like she's the one she like,
Speaker 1: She's like this, I'm on a show, and I should
Speaker 1: be doing I should be giving this for the show.
Speaker 1: And that's and that's why it's not connecting for him.
Speaker 1: And you know what's weird is she is in direct
Speaker 1: conflict with Mary, who I think feels like she has
Speaker 1: to do the housewives thing the least. She is not
Speaker 1: trying to say things like a housewife. She's not trying
Speaker 1: to act like a housewife. She's just being herself and
Speaker 1: she just is and she has an interesting storyline, doesn't
Speaker 1: have to like do anything to make conflict happen. Such
Speaker 1: a shame because Jen is too. It's like you seven assistants, baby,
Speaker 1: That's not inherently it's sad, it's it's just not um
Speaker 1: something that like hooks us Mary. It's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: there's so much going on here. The summer this Champagne
Speaker 1: was made, fifty people died and that's ever ever, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, people die in the wildfires, scrapes, ever. She's
Speaker 1: the scariest person. Terrified her. You on Instagram, you have
Speaker 1: to face tuned to oblivion these photos and it's their
Speaker 1: works of art, their works of art. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I was reading about her and her life and the
Speaker 1: scary woman. Well here's a question, could you fuck your grandfather?
Speaker 1: Would someone who who is married to your step who
Speaker 1: is married to actually had a step grandfather for for
Speaker 1: a minute there, and I could never have sucked him.
Speaker 1: He was not the one. I'm not trying to Charlene.
Speaker 1: I would never do it. I would never do it
Speaker 1: for the grandmother to put it in the will, that's
Speaker 1: what's it's not necessarily no, that's false. Though there's a
Speaker 1: whole Reddit thread that broke this down. Basically, um that
Speaker 1: that is like sort of a like a fabrication of
Speaker 1: the behind is there's a lot of friction between Mary's
Speaker 1: mother and Mary because there's a lot of like it's
Speaker 1: it's a game of Thrones but with church, basically because
Speaker 1: Mary's mother wanted to take over the church and marry
Speaker 1: the grandfather and then he chose Mary instead, and basically
Speaker 1: like it wasn't that the grandmother wanted it to happen.
Speaker 1: He basically was like, hey, everyone, come here, I need
Speaker 1: to pray about something. And like I was like, you
Speaker 1: just if you if you say, say yes, say as
Speaker 1: to what I'm going to pray for, And they all did,
Speaker 1: and it was about marrying Mary. Basically, I'll find the
Speaker 1: dread and send it to you. I just want you
Speaker 1: want to read all of that. It's a long We've
Speaker 1: read the same post. It's scary. I'm what I need
Speaker 1: from a reader is for them to replace the Real
Speaker 1: Housewives of Salt likeake theme song with the Game of
Speaker 1: Thrones theme song. I need to see these women come
Speaker 1: out and do their taglines with the Game of Thrones
Speaker 1: theme song underneath. That's how I need to see Mary portrayed.
Speaker 1: Is doo do do? I want that energy announcing my ladies.
Speaker 1: I think you could do that. I want to pass
Speaker 1: enough to someone else because I don't trust myself that
Speaker 1: you think I could do that. That's a huge compliment
Speaker 1: to me that you think I could do that. I
Speaker 1: think you an incredible editor, and you need to stop.
Speaker 1: I know inside you is an incredible editor. Not long ago,
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers thought his laptop couldn't make PDFs, and I quote,
Speaker 1: I am positive it couldn't. I'm telling you. But when
Speaker 1: you didn't say your cultural take, and then we have
Speaker 1: so many don't. I thought though I had had a
Speaker 1: prompt us who are who are each of us in
Speaker 1: Salt City? But this is my take. Every streaming actually
Speaker 1: have a one Netflix does this on iPad now an iPhone,
Speaker 1: but every streaming ac should have a one point five
Speaker 1: speed option to watch it through. I don't like watching
Speaker 1: things regular speed. I don't. I never listened to podcasts
Speaker 1: regular speed, audiobooks regular speed barely most YouTube videos I
Speaker 1: watch at one point seven five because you can you
Speaker 1: can change that. I don't think you should watch something
Speaker 1: I don't have the time. None of us have a
Speaker 1: speed of life is not fast enough for Bowen, the
Speaker 1: speed of natural life. Maybe maybe I need like maybe
Speaker 1: I have some attention disorder, but I'm just like I
Speaker 1: just can't do it. You would want to watch the
Speaker 1: Flight Attendant on one point five speed, Kelly Quill doing
Speaker 1: flips save There's There are so many movies on YouTube,
Speaker 1: like especially like old Hong Kong movies that I've watched
Speaker 1: and it's in their entirety at one point five speed.
Speaker 1: Enjoyed it so much more than I went. And are
Speaker 1: you like only are you also like on your phone
Speaker 1: while it's own one point five knowing her, I'm on
Speaker 1: my phone, I'm like less distracted if I'm watching it
Speaker 1: at like a quicker pace, because I'm like, truly, there's
Speaker 1: something like agitating about me sitting through something that's like
Speaker 1: I can't. I'll never watch the Batchelor. I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: because I cannot sit through even after commercials like an
Speaker 1: hour and thirty minute. There's three every episode of thirteen hours, right,
Speaker 1: I can't do that. So every single video platform has
Speaker 1: to have that. That's a general thing. I disagree. I
Speaker 1: think that pace this purpose and I believe that things.
Speaker 1: And I actually am on the record for saying that
Speaker 1: I would not want anyone to listen to this podcast
Speaker 1: or Urgent Care at one point five speed. I just
Speaker 1: because I know the artist. The artists want to be
Speaker 1: heard the way that they're speaking. Well, Joel and I
Speaker 1: are Actually we record every episode several times, so there's
Speaker 1: an episode at normal speed, and then there's an episode
Speaker 1: and that's what and that's why you deserve the acclaim
Speaker 1: you understand a claimed podcasters. Podcasters. I think this is
Speaker 1: a beautiful segment, and I don't think so, Honey, don't yes,
Speaker 1: this is I don't think Sony, this is our segment
Speaker 1: where we each take one minute to go off on something.
Speaker 1: That's really the casual way we say when we describe
Speaker 1: what I don't think, so, honey, is go off on
Speaker 1: something in culture. And then we have about saying the
Speaker 1: words go off. It's so real we go off on
Speaker 1: something and culture. Matt, do you want to go first? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so many time
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. There is not
Speaker 1: enough conversation about Miley's new album. And I have been
Speaker 1: saying for months and months and even years and years
Speaker 1: that we are generation needs a Pet Benatar, and she
Speaker 1: has given you our generations Pat Benatar. And I feel
Speaker 1: that are people talking about it? I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Should they be and emphatic? Yes? There are so many
Speaker 1: tracks on there that are so fucking good. This song
Speaker 1: called High, this song called Angels Like You very good,
Speaker 1: this song called Bad Karma that has Joan Jet on it,
Speaker 1: the song called Hate Me. There's so many, so many
Speaker 1: very good songs on here. And guess what. I watched
Speaker 1: an interview with Miley and she's been through a lot.
Speaker 1: Her house burnt the funk down and She says that
Speaker 1: her voice is actually different and lower than it was
Speaker 1: before from the trauma of losing a house. So the
Speaker 1: fact that you're not appreciating her art post trauma of
Speaker 1: losing her Malibu home is something that I personally don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Miley Sorus is one of the defining
Speaker 1: our artists of our generation. Bangers is Shakespearean musical effort,
Speaker 1: And I don't think so, honey. If you don't know, now,
Speaker 1: you know that's one minute. What is What does this
Speaker 1: Shakespearean musical effort mean? It just means you understand, Okay, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: so over shake. You know Shakespeare is good? Yeah, when
Speaker 1: I say, it's a Shakespearean musical effort, sort of transferring
Speaker 1: the quality of what he did to the music. If
Speaker 1: you understand, I've been reading like an insane amount of
Speaker 1: Shakespeare and Quarantine, but amazing Twelve Season in the Real
Speaker 1: House of Atlanta, Six Seasons and Shakes and Shakespeare on
Speaker 1: the side, Oh my God, and lear Yeah, no, like God,
Speaker 1: I love like Twelfth Night. Oh my God. I am Viola.
Speaker 1: Nully Walker says, you know, Housewives is Shakespearean. The pathos
Speaker 1: is very shakespeare anyway, I guess you guys aren't fan
Speaker 1: of Miley's new album. I love Miley's new I started it.
Speaker 1: It's great Midnight Skies. I think one of our best songs.
Speaker 1: I started anyway. I think the Paid Dust. I think
Speaker 1: it's good. Yeah, I mean it's actually really charged. The
Speaker 1: video has been described as very charged between them nice.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to check it out. At this time,
Speaker 1: it's going to be Bowen Yang's I don't think so
Speaker 1: Honey and Bowen Yang Your time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so Honey. Books that don't have covers that have
Speaker 1: bumps on where the title is. The title should have
Speaker 1: texture on the book cover, otherwise I'm not reading it.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? You want the letters.
Speaker 1: The title has to pop out. It has to feel
Speaker 1: like I have to be able to reach over on
Speaker 1: my nightstand when it's dark and feel to cover and go, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: that's my copy of you know um Exhalation by Ted Chang.
Speaker 1: Let's say, but but I don't think so Manylation by
Speaker 1: Ted Chang, because look, the cover doesn't have the bumpy letters,
Speaker 1: and I need that in order to feel like I'm
Speaker 1: reading a book. I need the tactile sensation that I'm
Speaker 1: reading a book. Otherwise I could be reading a pamphlet
Speaker 1: or um benefits summary of my health insurance. But no,
Speaker 1: I need to. I need my books to have some
Speaker 1: sort of character to them, and they need it needs
Speaker 1: to be on thee because aesthetics are important. And whoever
Speaker 1: said don't judge a book by its cover was a fool.
Speaker 1: And that's one Minuteen wants more brail like letters. Yes,
Speaker 1: it is accessible. Bump the letters up? Do you guys agree?
Speaker 1: That's not what I've never thought about it. But then,
Speaker 1: now that it's been brought up, I simply have no
Speaker 1: toys but to stand. Yeah, I totally agree to, now
Speaker 1: that it's been brought up. Finally, thank you? What do
Speaker 1: you do here? I agree? I guess the letters should
Speaker 1: be bumpy. The letters should be bumpy, like like goose Bumps,
Speaker 1: like like you know how books for kids like they
Speaker 1: had bumpy letters. That's what I'm saying. Goose Bumps got
Speaker 1: it right, Harry Potter. Even I know we don't like
Speaker 1: Harry Potter anymore, but you have to give it up
Speaker 1: for the bumpy letters. You have to give up for
Speaker 1: the you have to give it up for the mumppy letters.
Speaker 1: You can tell what book it is by touch. Who
Speaker 1: wants to go first? Um, I think metros will probably
Speaker 1: be better, so I'll go first. I definitely won't because
Speaker 1: I don't have one sort of sort of signaling an unpreparedness.
Speaker 1: I think you're effortless, though I think you have a
Speaker 1: lot of improv training. I'm gonna ask. I know that
Speaker 1: this is for the live shows, but I wanted sort
Speaker 1: of a trollball. It's what I miss. Actually have a
Speaker 1: good troll ball for you. Okay, So do you want
Speaker 1: to go? I'll go. I'll go. Okay, So, Joe, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be joels. I don't think so, honey, or
Speaker 1: should go. I think the anticipation of the troll ball
Speaker 1: is something I want the audience to sit with a
Speaker 1: little bit longer. So that being said, this is Joe
Speaker 1: King boosters. I don't think so honey. And as time
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so honey. Media, including COVID
Speaker 1: storylines in your shows and commercials, we do not want
Speaker 1: to see it. I do not need to step inside
Speaker 1: the world of Law and Order s VU and see
Speaker 1: Detective Mariska Hargete wearing a mask, because wear masks for
Speaker 1: about five seconds and then they take them off anyways,
Speaker 1: and they are not social distancing. I don't think, so honey,
Speaker 1: the detectives on s VU not standing six ft apart
Speaker 1: while they're at work doing their jobs. I also don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. Commercial getting in on the COVID guidelines
Speaker 1: of it all. I can't. I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: RuPaul telling me that he can pick up I can
Speaker 1: pick up my old Navy curbside. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be reminded that I have to pick up my old
Speaker 1: Navy himself. I don't think, so honey. I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, commercials telling me that they care about me
Speaker 1: and my family when they clearly do not and they're
Speaker 1: just trying to sell any goods and wears. I don't think,
Speaker 1: so honey. I do not want to be reminded of COVID.
Speaker 1: I can suspend my disbelief. And that's one minute. I agree,
Speaker 1: couldn't agree more. Hey, then it's Christmas. It's the worst,
Speaker 1: but yes, Hey there it's a holiday. Is the energy? Hello? Friends?
Speaker 1: It is Christmas? Yes? And I have to say this.
Speaker 1: I watched Mariska Hargert to escape. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I want I watch Mariska hargeted to be
Speaker 1: taking away to another world, you know, transported, to be
Speaker 1: transported experience watching. That's what I want, when to watch
Speaker 1: my queen, That's what I want. That's beautiful. Thank you, Joe,
Speaker 1: I would say. And that's really a read on Gray's Anatomy,
Speaker 1: which is not not done well in this episode of
Speaker 1: last Gray's Anatomy did not do well today. I hope
Speaker 1: they recover, didn't Yeah, meet you hope. Ellen Pompeo is
Speaker 1: okay with this, all right? And so this is the
Speaker 1: fucking moment where we say to meet your Joe Harry
Speaker 1: that it is the troll bull. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Okay? Your troll bull topic is cowboys
Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Cowboys.
Speaker 1: First of all, you you look like you fucking stink ugly. Also,
Speaker 1: you all probably have you are not taking care of
Speaker 1: your skin, you old as fuck. It's sad, disgusting. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Cowboys riding horse disgusting, sad. Those
Speaker 1: guys stink too. So you can smell the screen from
Speaker 1: a thousand so honey, cowboy, Um, exclude women. Okay, how
Speaker 1: about cow girl? Ever heard of it? I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Cowboys um uh neck problems much sad, disgusting. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. That's hot, smells you? I think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Um like little shoes like the knives on them or whatever.
Speaker 1: So honey, whatever your ball is sad, I'm not interested
Speaker 1: naked British cowboy. You guys are old, so honey. Cowboy
Speaker 1: dragged to filter by their own horse and Metra drag. Well,
Speaker 1: I miss the feeling of completely blacking out and saying
Speaker 1: the dumbest things, Oh my god, dragged out of here
Speaker 1: by their boots, out of town? What are those called?
Speaker 1: If anyone's going to know the meaning of spurs, it
Speaker 1: was going to be Joel. It was going to be
Speaker 1: It was always Joe. It was always going to be
Speaker 1: you spurs. I feel like you'd rock some spurs. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Christmas and sort of like Western gear. Actually, Joel, I
Speaker 1: already got you a Christmas gift, Mitra, I'm going to
Speaker 1: order you and let's see Christmas gift that's inspired by Joels. Wow,
Speaker 1: Because now, actually, I you ever do this? You ever
Speaker 1: find like a good like a little like novelty gift idea,
Speaker 1: and it's it's just now it's going to be your thing, Matt. Literally, yes,
Speaker 1: you got one of mine. I need a wine that's
Speaker 1: as big. Yeah, that's when I'm my favorite cups. And
Speaker 1: actually it's more of it. Actually it's more of a
Speaker 1: display piece. It is a display piece because the glitter,
Speaker 1: the sticky glitter on the outside can't endure being washed.
Speaker 1: It also has like fused to my countertop. So it's
Speaker 1: now just like part of it, and I love it.
Speaker 1: We need to drink the size of my ass. I
Speaker 1: need to drink the size of my Did you craft
Speaker 1: to make these? But you could have? And that there's
Speaker 1: a power on that too. Yeah, that I have the
Speaker 1: vibe of glitter bespoke wine. Yes, I was like, there
Speaker 1: was no doubt in my mind that you stone these tights.
Speaker 1: Um listen. I also we forgot to say congrats to
Speaker 1: both on the release of Big Mouth. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's only the funniest show on television. Truly brilliant, truly
Speaker 1: genius and such inspired casting, honestly inspired casting. Indeed, Tandy
Speaker 1: Newton see is the moment. She is so good. Oh
Speaker 1: she's she's absolutely killing Saved by the Bell too. We've
Speaker 1: said it before, we'll say it again. Jane Krakowski in
Speaker 1: Dirty Rock Vibes. Oh yeah, I said it. It's really good.
Speaker 1: It's really I'm excited to watch. So everyone out there,
Speaker 1: all the readers have homework. And here's the thing, readers, Um,
Speaker 1: there's a twist because you're gonna hear from us tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Check your inboxes or whatever you get your podcast because
Speaker 1: the last cooltureeses have a little bit of a Christmas
Speaker 1: gift for you should be the cadence of the gift
Speaker 1: right now or no, no, no, that's the mystery. That's
Speaker 1: the mystery. But tomorrow we're dropping in a fun little
Speaker 1: episode and then follow the crumbs from there, follow the
Speaker 1: crumbs from there like Santa. Would you know how Santa
Speaker 1: follows the crumbs from house to house? That that's canonically
Speaker 1: how he does his thing. You know, we all know
Speaker 1: the story of Christmas. We all know. Listen to the
Speaker 1: episode tomorrow. Listen to Urgent Care, watch Big Mouth on
Speaker 1: one point five speed on your supported devices. Please watch it.
Speaker 1: You're right, um, Joelian meet any sort of words the
Speaker 1: readers as they head into the holidays, because there's a
Speaker 1: big holidays coming up, and I think that they would
Speaker 1: love to hear sort of, um what you had to say,
Speaker 1: Jesus King, m okay. Um. If I had to give
Speaker 1: anyone some advice this holiday season, I would say, um,
Speaker 1: stop drinking water, sound good for you. Um, um, call
Speaker 1: your family, but only if they have already sent your gift,
Speaker 1: and um, watch three busy and that is the point
Speaker 1: where um, we sort of segue into the song Okay,
Speaker 1: hello if you every way, and so children, that's an
Speaker 1: odd place to stop, but that's where we're gonna stop.
Speaker 1: And if you want to hear the rest of that,
Speaker 1: listen to Mariah Carey Wow Bye bye