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Speaker 1: think is the Bowen? And who do you think is

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Speaker 1: the matter of nietzsch and Ice podcast? Can you guess?

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Speaker 1: I can guess? It's interesting. I think I'm the Metra

424
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Speaker 1: and Matt's the Jewel. No Jeel feels he is an

425
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Speaker 1: authority to say this. But you can't see you. I

426
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Speaker 1: think you can't see your own podcast. It's like a thing.

427
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Speaker 1: It's like when you look at a picture. It's not

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Speaker 1: really you can't see your own I'm the mat and

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Speaker 1: Metris the bone. That's what I said, seeing that energy.

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Speaker 1: Why use code urgent? I love that. The code that

431
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Speaker 1: people have to use to use a therapy site for

432
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Speaker 1: you is urgent, urgent, urgent. Well, and speaking of better help,

433
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Speaker 1: there's no better fast to chat with your online therapist

434
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Speaker 1: than a cast for magic. My former employers shout out,

435
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Speaker 1: oh my god, what a what a fun moment when

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Speaker 1: a lot of Brooklyn A comedians working at CASP. That

437
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Speaker 1: was that was nice there from the beginning, wreaking in

438
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Speaker 1: that show room from the ground up. I love you guys.

439
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Speaker 1: Are you still are you still a company woman? I

440
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Speaker 1: actually do have a Casper mattress. Actually he loix girls.

441
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Speaker 1: So the fact that you did that startup started a war. Wow,

442
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Speaker 1: and this can be where the fight starts. Remember remember this,

443
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: we're breaking, we're breaking the story a little bit a

444
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: little so fun to be in the blue Sky phase

445
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: because you can say anything, you could do anything. My

446
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 1: character of Mietra has huge tits. We'll talk about that

447
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 1: a little bit more. Actually, because you have been considering

448
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 1: the procedure, you're going to get big knock. I said

449
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,400
Speaker 1: to Joel that I thought it would be really funny

450
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 1: if one day I had huge hits. We're there. I

451
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 1: think we're all at that age now where we were

452
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Speaker 1: thinking and we're into where like at this age in

453
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: it's kind of like, yeah, you think about a procedure

454
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: you want. Sometimes I don't think that would be the

455
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Speaker 1: one for me, but but I do think, like, just

456
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: in terms of like personality, I would be a really

457
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 1: funny person to just walk out with like huge just

458
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: like someone who like like doesn't I don't really like

459
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: dress for my body. I wonder what a man's large

460
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,199
Speaker 1: T shirt would look like over met with huge tips.

461
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: I literally today I got some new jeans and I

462
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: put them on and they fit great, and I was like,

463
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: I have to tell Joeli, Oh my god. I So

464
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: Greta came over the other day and I we were

465
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: trying to figure her outfit out for a self tape,

466
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: and Joel gave me a shirt that looks historically hot

467
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: on him and he let me have it, and I

468
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, it only sort of worked

469
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Speaker 1: on me, and I told him it really worked on

470
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, random that something looks great on the

471
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: Hottest Bird and she like, she goes, she goes, it's cute.

472
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: I wonder if I should just and she sort of

473
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: tied it up and like her like waist and tightened

474
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: it and like she's like, I wonder if I should

475
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: just do this? And I was like, oh, you're ready

476
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: for the cover of the Hottest Teen mag How people

477
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: so effortlessly stunning? I'm sorry, keep going real, I know

478
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: it's crazy. She really has she has a genu. She

479
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: tied it up and then I was like and then

480
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: she added in sults injury. I was like, you should

481
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: keep it. It looks really good on you, and she

482
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: was like, no, you have it so like she gave

483
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: it back to me, and so now every time I

484
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: put it on, I'll know it wasn't mine to begin with.

485
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: It look hot on Joel, and it was taken from me,

486
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: tried on, looked stunning and handed back instead of make

487
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Speaker 1: it work about are different, No, they're not. At the

488
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: end of the everyone has the same body, and that's beautiful.

489
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Speaker 1: Everyone is the same proportions. I want to clarify what

490
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Speaker 1: I said earlier, which is that we're at that age

491
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Speaker 1: where we're thinking about procedures, but but I want to

492
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Speaker 1: clarify that put I want to contextualize this, and I

493
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: keep talking about this Talentino piece in The New York

494
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: or about Instagram face, and about how like we're moving

495
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Speaker 1: in the direction where like self care or where cosmetic

496
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Speaker 1: procedures are going to be sort of a quay or

497
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Speaker 1: under the und of self care self under the umbrella

498
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Speaker 1: self care, where it's like going to the spot is

499
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Speaker 1: like getting her like getting a filler or something, you know.

500
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Speaker 1: And I feel like that's already like housewives language around, yeah,

501
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: of just like to take care of myself. And then

502
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: I see that online a lot of like getting getting

503
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Speaker 1: You're taking care of yourself by getting the procedure that

504
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: you want to get. That's like you taking care of yourself.

505
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Speaker 1: For sure. I probably probably quoted this before, but at

506
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Speaker 1: the end of this piece, um like you quoted it before.

507
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: She she she interviews the like the like the biggest

508
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Speaker 1: like Beverly Hills plastic surgeon or person or whatever. He

509
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: works with Kim Kardashian and he's like, you know that

510
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: feeling when you get a great haircut, you look in

511
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: the mirror and you're like, this is the best version

512
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Speaker 1: of myself like that is the that is the feeling

513
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: you get from these procedures times a thousand, Like you're

514
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: just like this is the way I think I should look.

515
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: And it's terrifying because because we all want that feeling

516
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: in a way, in a way, we do start not

517
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: to like it's weird. How many more times I've been like, well,

518
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Speaker 1: you could just do this, like did little things because

519
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: you feel like it's available. Um, and yeah, it's probably

520
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: because it is very standard. It's not technically available, Like

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like that doesn't fit into my life. Well,

522
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Speaker 1: what do you want to figure out if it's available? Yeah,

523
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: we can look it up. I would match. Just did

524
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Speaker 1: some matches pulled back to like like like like and

525
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: I have an underbyte, so I want to like but

526
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: that's like orthodox you need a chin, you need a

527
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: new chin when you need to chow. But that's not

528
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: orthodotra side, that's like Maximo facial stuff. But like I

529
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: want like an apologize, like I want to like, I'm

530
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: so sorry I might I want like this And is

531
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: it so fucked up that we're talking about this? So

532
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: what you're saying is you want to you wanna you

533
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: want a man's chiseled chin. No, it's not. It doesn't

534
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: have to be chiseled it. It just needs to be

535
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, that would be used

536
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: like Joel has a chiseled chin, has a chisel jawline,

537
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,959
Speaker 1: so we should take his. Let's take his, give your

538
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: chin for I would give more than my chin for

539
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: bo Oh. Can you assign like like heart, heart organ,

540
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: heart dorner things to certain people, like I know you

541
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: can sign up to be a heart organ all these things.

542
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: Don't know? But can I can I specify who I

543
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: want to have it? I don't think so. I don't

544
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: think unless immediately. I want you to have my heart, Joel,

545
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: I want you to have my brain, Mitra, I want

546
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: you to have my stomach bowing. Okay, oh my god?

547
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: Why did get the smallest one got the biggest? I

548
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: didn't really think about it. I just kind of want

549
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: you guys to have things of mine. I'm going to

550
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: do really good stuff with your brain. Do we get it,

551
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: give them transplanted, or do we just keep them like

552
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: in a jar. It's not up to me. I'm putting

553
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: it in a dog, talking dog dog. It's Christmas Show, Matt.

554
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: We haven't talked about this. What have you heard of Christmas?

555
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: I was thinking either day, it was like, it's such

556
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: a shape him that you know, that's my favorite Christmas.

557
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: That is actually my favorite. That is literally the only

558
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: piece of prison. I've gone to Matt's Christmas Show every

559
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: year since it started happening, and that is really my

560
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 1: only Christmas tradition. I genuinely it makes me so happy

561
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: when you come every year. And Joe finally saw it

562
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 1: this year. I know it's not for lack of trying. No,

563
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 1: I know that. I know it's truly breaking, babe. It

564
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: is really it's honestly, if I can be honest, it's

565
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: definitely like put a real cloud over this time of

566
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: year because it's that thing that I get to do

567
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: at the end of the year that I feel like

568
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: pulls me out of a funk um. And I just

569
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: feel like it didn't have to be cute in July

570
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: just to get it in. Yeah, I hope to do

571
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: it in in like May July, but May June July,

572
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: I feel like sure. And then I thought to myself, like,

573
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: did I severely funk up by not finding a way

574
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: to do it on streaming or like like in any

575
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: way even on my instag I'm being stupid, like why

576
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: didn't I do this? But then I was just like,

577
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 1: I'm not in the mood, you know what I mean.

578
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: It's weird and I'd rather just such in the room

579
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: thing and like like that the I don't want to

580
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 1: ruin anything, but like the moment at the end where

581
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: you like million like involve us, like where we go

582
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 1: it's my favorite thing. I yeah, you're right, I should.

583
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: It has to be presented in the right way. I

584
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: can't just like toss it out there, um and it

585
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: because of the Christmas in July of it all you got,

586
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: so I feel like next year people also, I could

587
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: you could technically do a Christmas show at anytime during

588
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: the year. It would just be funny that it wasn't

589
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 1: happening during Christmas. Maybe I won't go any time. It's

590
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: one of the funniest things you can do, actually, is

591
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: put a Christmas thing in the middle of It's actually

592
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: hilarious because I think about the opposite factor, and that's

593
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: what they call it in comedy, the opposite factor, you

594
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's like sort of like like

595
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: when you see when you see a fireman and like

596
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: he's like doing a real tough thing and then takes

597
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: off his helmet and it's like it's a little girl.

598
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,919
Speaker 1: It's like there's like an opposite in their presentation. Well

599
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,919
Speaker 1: because and then and then it's the and then that's

600
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 1: the that's like the idea the big Hollywood movie is

601
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: it's a fireman, but she's also a little girl who

602
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: goes to school. Sold and you know that's a movie

603
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: with like the Rock and the Rock, The Rock and

604
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: Millie Bobby Brown. Yeah, and so what's his role in it?

605
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: Because he's not he's the reluctant trainer. He's like, yeah,

606
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 1: he's the trainer. Trains are just for a fire Yeah.

607
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: And she's like, come on, put me in coach and

608
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 1: this takes me. This takes place in Britain. They don't

609
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: have Fireman over there. Yeah, it's so soggy there, like

610
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: nothing catches a place. That's true. Wait, whenever if Joel's

611
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: if Joel says something, I immediately go it's true. Thing

612
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: is he's possessing. I still don't know. I'm still like,

613
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: but what about all the chimneys that famously are swept there?

614
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: This is the Taylor Momson is dead sort of moment

615
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: we are there firefighters, and I mean, this shouldn't be

616
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: that shouldn't be the title of that. But wouldn't it

617
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:21,879
Speaker 1: be funny? It's not funny if Taylor Momson is dead

618
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: was the title? Yeah, it's like you're breaking the news,

619
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: Taylor Momson. I feel bad Taylor. I think she's young. Historically,

620
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: she's historically young, young, she's an epic. Taylor Mompson dead

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00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: at thirty two is funny because it's sort of like

622
00:37:51,560 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: a prediction. Oh okay, ready, star actress Taylor Momson start rocker, rocker,

623
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Speaker 1: She wasn't she wasn't. I think she was both when

624
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: she did where are You Christmas? When she was a

625
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: child in the Grin did the hell out of that

626
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: role she was She was such a powerful actress in

627
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: that role. No one else would have done what she did.

628
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:28,720
Speaker 1: She gave grounded. She was grounded, Cindy Looy, she was gritty,

629
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Speaker 1: she was real. To go to Fanning? Who Taylor Tacob hike,

630
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Speaker 1: Hollywood said, take a hike, Dakota Market correcting corrected, miss

631
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Speaker 1: that's right, the ceiling. Could El Fanning ever have done

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Speaker 1: what Taylor Momson did in that role. Yes, she is

633
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: iconic in Babel. Yeah, she's a little girl who she

634
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: was very much the little girl. So don't forget. She's

635
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 1: the star of the biggest films, Maleficent. She's the star

636
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: of Maleficent, the biggest films in the world. These are

637
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: huge blockbusters. Two, these are blockbuster films. Oh my god,

638
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 1: Maleficent too. You guys should you guys should watch that one.

639
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Substance when the dragon, when the dragon,

640
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: the dragon girl in his hand, when the dragon. You

641
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: can't see it, readers, But I'm doing sort of a

642
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: dragon claw. What do you guys think of Like Matt's Like,

643
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 1: I think Matt is so expressive with his hands in

644
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 1: a way that not a lot of other people are.

645
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 1: I just like, there's so much energy. I'm from fucking

646
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: Long Island, New York. He consistently does this to me.

647
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: He regionalizes me, and he sort of tosses us all in.

648
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: But you know what, there's differences between New Jersey and

649
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: New York and Long Island. Damn. That's the conversation we

650
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,280
Speaker 1: need to be having in this country right now, between

651
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: New Jersey and New Yorkers. No, we shouldn't talk about

652
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: us at all. It's the one housewives franchise. I will

653
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: refuse to watch as because it's too real criminals. Okay, no,

654
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,280
Speaker 1: it's literally too real. I see I see like family

655
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: and friends in it. I'm like, oh God to me,

656
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,280
Speaker 1: it's so dark and real, and I'm going to jail.

657
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, people, I know, gonna go to jail.

658
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: That's why I don't watch Hill Billy Elogy because you

659
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:43,479
Speaker 1: see too much. You see too much of you. Yeah,

660
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: did you try to watch it? I haven't yet, but

661
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 1: I haven't either. I'm excited, but I just haven't had

662
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: like the night I'm gonna. I'm gonna need to make

663
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 1: a night of it, and I just haven't had that

664
00:40:54,440 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: night yet. Popcorn and everything, popcorn, box of tissues for all.

665
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,879
Speaker 1: That's gonna be a big night. But really, I haven't

666
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: watched Shaws of Sunset for that reason. There is no

667
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: Asian there is no real like East Asian Housewives equivalent. Um,

668
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: I think you can. You can do like like Korean

669
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: rich Korean kids in like l A or something that

670
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: would be fun. I definitely you could do like parachute

671
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 1: kids too. What's that parachute kids? It's like um when

672
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: um they send over like oh yeah yeah, yeah, um

673
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: kids to like go to really good schools over here,

674
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: and they're living basically alone sometimes and like they're very

675
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: very wealthy and they yeah, that's a parachute and they

676
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: need a reality show. Yeah they do. And that the

677
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: last the last thing that's sort of missing from their

678
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: development is they need a reality show. Then just the

679
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: sort of skyrocket at that point, well yeah yeah, I

680
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: mean that's what it takes to sort of bring awareness

681
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: to these people, is that they're on a show. I

682
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: would watch. I would totally watch. I would be I mean,

683
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 1: I'll watch anything about um, someone moore money than me.

684
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: So it's kind of funny like as of late, I've

685
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: been watching so much Architectural Digest home tours and just

686
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 1: being like, oh the fireplace, yes, the ceiling, like like

687
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: noticing things. It's like home design and all of that

688
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: has become a real interest of mine. And it's the

689
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: more money the better, the more I could never be

690
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 1: able to afford it, the better I'm watching. Um liv

691
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: Tyler's was my her being like so nobody actually like

692
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: knew what wallpaper was, but then I got wallpaper, and

693
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: then people started using wallpaper, so I sort of love

694
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: that about He was just like, this is a door

695
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: that's really big. This is another door that's nicole. She's like,

696
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: I love gray, and my look is very modern. It's

697
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: very modern. And then everything in my home looks like death.

698
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: They're My favorite thing about liv Tyler's was when she's

699
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: like outside and she's like, there's um and over there

700
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 1: are my neighbors. They're my friends friends, setting the example

701
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: my friend your neighbors, um. The one I just watched.

702
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 1: Greta was over and we watched Dita Vontisse and it

703
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 1: was so it was just her whole home is an

704
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: extension of her brand. Really, she goes, there's actually not

705
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: a comfortable place to sit in the entire house. She's

706
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: suppost fully like, you can't use or do anything here.

707
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: So my bed is actually a girdle. It's just like

708
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: all it's like there's taxider ethical taxidermy everywhere, because the

709
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 1: animals died first, and the animals you said, I love,

710
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: you made love to death. You put them into leave

711
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,439
Speaker 1: a heart attack and die from ecstasy, and then you're

712
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff them that's legal, holy okay. And

713
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 1: then basically the animals die of natural causes and you're

714
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: allowed to hang them up in your home. Wow, do

715
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: you letting gets so old and ugly? And what you

716
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: do is you adopt one, You adopt an endangered species,

717
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: and then when it dies, you get to hang it

718
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 1: up in your so cool epic steam punk sligh. Here's

719
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: a good question. What celebrity, well current celebrity, do you

720
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: think might be guilty of taxid Army mel Gibson of

721
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: no poaching, poaching, Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson, I have one

722
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: from Mel Gibson, who's a poacher? Um. I think I

723
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:15,320
Speaker 1: think Lady Gaga secretly, I think she's She's expressed for

724
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: some reason during her of course, when she was promoting

725
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: Joe and she was like, yeah, I've shot a gun.

726
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 1: She's like, I've shot I've shot guns before. Yeah, you

727
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 1: can't shoot shoot hands off of my uncle's fans. Whatever.

728
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, Gaga choose to promote Joe Anne, but

729
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: I think she's like, shot a shot at animals before,

730
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,320
Speaker 1: and she kind of likes it. One thing, what do

731
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: you guys think when you see, like, you know, just

732
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: a gay person that you know and then they go

733
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: home and all of a sudden, it turns out they

734
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: hunt with their family. Do you do it? Do they

735
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: exists a gay person that you know? It's just like

736
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: from l a from New York, just like whatever. They're

737
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,399
Speaker 1: just out whatever, and then they go home and see

738
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: their family and they are great up hunting and carcasses.

739
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: Your story. Who Matt is talking about? What I've experienced

740
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 1: this as well? Um, carcasses? Do I know this person? Okay,

741
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: what were you saying? I was just agreeing with Matt

742
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: that I've experienced this phenomenon as well. So I recognize

743
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: who you're recognizing, and I see your sister and I

744
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 1: want to tell you it's that person. And subsequently other

745
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 1: people I followed. Turns out like big game. But like,

746
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: but you know they're out there, you know, shooting geese.

747
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: They're they're out there. You know, deers are taking bullets.

748
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy, deers are taking bullets. I mean,

749
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: I don't mean for us to sound like soft handed

750
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 1: city people who are like hunting. Well, I was about

751
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: to say, I feel like it's not that shocking for

752
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: me because so many people from where I'm from are

753
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: like hunting. Um, I don't know, that is the question. Yeah,

754
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: maybe not. I don't know. I guess I never thought

755
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: about it before. I'll find check in. I'll check in

756
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 1: so many of people I want to high school with

757
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 1: our private and it kills me because what I really

758
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,280
Speaker 1: want is just I want like fifteen minutes of scrolling

759
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: through eight hundred photos and then I'm never going to

760
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 1: look again. And but but I don't want to follow

761
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: for that experience. I want to just be able. You

762
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 1: don't want to alert them to your presence. You want

763
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: to be able to do it anonymously. Yes. Yes, It's

764
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: truly blessed and miraculous that I've only had maybe four

765
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: people total from high school. Like ever, I feel like

766
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: reaching out to me over any medium, and I'm like, this,

767
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: I hacked it. I did it like no one's like

768
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: hitting me up, crawling out of the woodwork, like from

769
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: that part of my life, that time in my life,

770
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: being like, hey, how you doing, I'm like, I have

771
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: no real interest in seeing you or even being reminded

772
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: that you exist, And this is how it should be, Okay,

773
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 1: very lucky. I don't know. I mean when I would

774
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: see everyone was at when you'd go home for Thanksgiving

775
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: or Christmas and seep everyone at the bar the night

776
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: before Thanksgiving or at the board the night before Christmas Eve,

777
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: and I feel like I wouldn't get the damn invitation

778
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: and I loved it. Sorry, I keep going. You would

779
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: have to just show up at Maxwell's in our town

780
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: and everyone would be there, and yes it was called Maxwell's. Well,

781
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 1: you ever want to come to a million weddings, please

782
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: let me know. Are you still going to a lot

783
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 1: of weddings from high school? I mean not this year,

784
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: but I was. I did have several from high school

785
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: this year that I was going to go to, and yeah,

786
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:45,240
Speaker 1: I'm I'm going to at least for like, whenever weddings

787
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: start again. I had. I had I think four or

788
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,720
Speaker 1: five that were moved next year to it just seemed

789
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: like this was a sweet spot to all of them.

790
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 1: I do like a wedding because it's food, you drink

791
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: so much, You see your buddies. I'm looking at a

792
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:07,479
Speaker 1: picture of Mitra and I had a wedding. Wait, let's

793
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:12,720
Speaker 1: see it. Oh my god. First of all, you look hot?

794
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: Whoa you guys? Oh love? We love Megan and Siege.

795
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 1: Um Metra, your hair looks so good in that? Oh

796
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 1: my god, thank you. It looks like ship today as usual.

797
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: A pleasure to see Ugil, do you feel like That's

798
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: another thing about weddings too, is you do get to

799
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: get a little you know gussie though, and that's sort

800
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 1: of the thing that you know, I I like, you know,

801
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: like getting it ready for a picture, like remember problem pictures.

802
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: I have a story about prom. Okay, so this well

803
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: it's it's a saga. So my big, my big prom

804
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: story is that my junior year of prom. I have

805
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: two stories actually, and my junior of prom I went

806
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: with a senior This is important because he graduated and

807
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 1: we had a really bad time at prom. He graduated

808
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 1: and then um that and then his senior year he

809
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: had won the talent show. That's an important detail. So

810
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 1: my senior year he sang um. So my senior year,

811
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: we have the talent show again. And if you are

812
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 1: the winner of the talent show, you are allowed to

813
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: return and perform at the subsequent years talent show, even

814
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: if you are graduated. So he returned to perform and

815
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:38,919
Speaker 1: he sang a song about me called Medusa in front

816
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:47,399
Speaker 1: of the seven people. Did did dale in the audience know? Yeah?

817
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 1: I remember returning to my friend and she was dating

818
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 1: his really close friend and I remember turning to her

819
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, isn't like yeah, and she couldn't

820
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 1: give you the heads up. I don't know if she knew,

821
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,320
Speaker 1: but he didn't know Medusa was being performed. No, but

822
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: I think it was just like every but it was like,

823
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: this is clearly about you. And I was really like

824
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: maybe being insane, like not everything you remember what any

825
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: of the lyrics were. It was like, um, I actually

826
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,879
Speaker 1: had him send me the lyrics like several years later,

827
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 1: and he was like very like game about it, but

828
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 1: it was something about like like her Stare. It was

829
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: very like high school boy like her Stare turns me

830
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: to stone blah blah blah like. But then I like,

831
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 1: like the way it ends is like now I reject

832
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: her and I turned hurt. He he he took the

833
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: power back from me. He took it back the night

834
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: from me because I didn't right, you fucking monster refusing

835
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 1: to kiss. Oh my god. Tote a song called Medusa

836
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: either means you are a boy who just graduated high

837
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: school or you're like us already five year old pop

838
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: star like what worse or what or virtual or your

839
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 1: ava Max or like a single called Medusasadusa. I'm gonna

840
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: it's I love it already, I really do. Immediately the

841
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: song that came in my head was in the in

842
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 1: the I don't remember what it became, but Burka, uh

843
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 1: that they became. It became It's basically and they just

844
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,359
Speaker 1: changed it to aura. Do you really want to peek

845
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: behind the girl? People the girl behind the burka behind

846
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: the Aura behind behind and then of course your Lebaneese,

847
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 1: your orient and then also is it is it the

848
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: next album where she has Gypsy? Hey? Unfortunately Gypsy is

849
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: a fucking great song, but really, but it is Lady

850
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 1: Gaga uncancellable, like I just I hope, so like, yeah,

851
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,320
Speaker 1: where was the like where I guess there must have

852
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:26,320
Speaker 1: been dialogue about burke up, but there was absolutely dialogue

853
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: about but the but the song got fully produced. It's

854
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:39,319
Speaker 1: like these things make it through someone's not something. It's

855
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 1: really wild. I mean, if you get that ultra world

856
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,919
Speaker 1: famous at twenty three, then yeah, you're gonna You're gonna

857
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: you your brain is going to be broken enough to

858
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,839
Speaker 1: be like, yes, this is worth pushing through all the way.

859
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,280
Speaker 1: At that point, I feel like you have to hire

860
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 1: someone that hates you to be on your team and

861
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: be like this is a this is bad. You just

862
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: need someone to be like no, you need one negative.

863
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 1: Do you remember that story that came out? Um that

864
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: was like probably like somebody who was friends with Perfume

865
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: Genius was like Perfume Genius and Adele were at this

866
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 1: this event with Lady Gaga and Lady Gaga was like,

867
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 1: do you want to hear my new album? This is

868
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 1: right before Chromatica came out, and um, she listened to

869
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 1: the She played them the whole album and then Adele

870
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: sent everyone out of the room and it was like

871
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: this album is terrible. You cannot release this album. But

872
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 1: it wasn't CHROMATICA, right, it didn't end U being it

873
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 1: was CHROMATICA. Well, we don't know, we don't know. Yes,

874
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: I remember the story, Yeah, yes, um, so Adele was.

875
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: Where was Adele for Berka? Is sort of the she

876
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 1: hadn't yet really hit her stride yet. They just didn't

877
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: align for Berka, you know what I mean? Like, well

878
00:54:55,560 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 1: all the stars line, but I del but jealous someone

879
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 1: who like she played it for Rick Rubin and he

880
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,360
Speaker 1: was like she played like a demos of other songs

881
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 1: and he was like, you can't release this, and she

882
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: was like okay, and I'm gonna rewrite. I'm gonna be

883
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 1: do you the whole thing, and then she ended up

884
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 1: releasing so she's she's just paying that forward because someone

885
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: else did that to her, which is like perfect, you know,

886
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: but it would be hard to have to look into

887
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga's eyes and be like, do another album, like

888
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 1: you must have, like Adele must have, and she's earned

889
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 1: a lot of like confidence, like to just be like

890
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,839
Speaker 1: to Lady Gaga, who's Lady Gaga, be like, you must

891
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: record a new album and you must be called a

892
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 1: new album. This is bad vibe. You have the album.

893
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 1: She's the fucking face of deal. Yeah, I want that job.

894
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: I want that to be like no, yeah, this is

895
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: crazy ze and not like good Back to the drawing

896
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: board changed to Aura baby, Yeah, it's Burka. It needs

897
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: to be Aura and the lyrics in the verse of

898
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 1: the bridge you can have one Burka as a treat

899
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: and then takes a little slurp of his water. Okay,

900
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 1: well hold on, everyone, say one thing that's been unaddressed

901
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 1: so far and then we can move on. I just

902
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: feel like I came here to talk about culture. I

903
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: sort of came here, you know, to discuss and share

904
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: thoughts about culture, and I haven't been really given a

905
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 1: platform to do that. And I've been sort of standing

906
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 1: by here and watching you guys sort of run your

907
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: podcast into the ground, um in front of Nutra and

908
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: I um, but you know, and I stood back and

909
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: I sort of said, I'm gonna let this happen. And

910
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,399
Speaker 1: Mitro agrees with me. She's been chatting me the same

911
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 1: thoughts sort of this whole time, and we've and it's

912
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 1: been freeing, honestly, just sort of sit back and sort

913
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,840
Speaker 1: of not have to sear a conversation because it's not

914
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,840
Speaker 1: our house. It's not Metridis house today, you know, like

915
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 1: it's your house. Okay, I understand that it hurts me

916
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 1: to hear, but this is the exact point I was

917
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: making earlier that I ended up apologizing for. Ironically, but

918
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: I take it back, because that's what I'm saying. You

919
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 1: guys are not friends. You guys should be the friends

920
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 1: to say, hey, reverse change your course, and you and

921
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 1: you haven't done that because we're in your house. I'm

922
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: agreeing with Joel. Wait a minute, it's the three of

923
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: you against me. Yeah, this sucks. I'm kind of just

924
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 1: figuring out where I stand on this. Uh yeah, yeah,

925
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 1: I'm really bad at you. Boe. I want to know.

926
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 1: I want to know what take because we don't have them. Okay,

927
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: I'll we we should all go around round Robin and

928
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 1: do it a cultural take. I'll start Um the flight attendant,

929
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 1: Corny and bad Um, Kaylee, Coco and Estonian as in

930
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: gen I think she's great, but I think she was

931
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: stupid and bad. It's possible to pull positive exile. Yeah. No,

932
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 1: And TV, well, he's having a he's an be a

933
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: big week. He's back on Grey's Anatomy. He's really he

934
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 1: like Meredith is in her like COVID coma and is

935
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 1: seeing dead people and so it is crazy to think

936
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 1: that they're doing that as a storyline. And so she's

937
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:49,479
Speaker 1: walking around on this beach and she's running into dead

938
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 1: into which is just which is telling this the show

939
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 1: telling on itself for how many people it's killed off?

940
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: How did it kill tr Night? Oh babe. He got

941
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 1: hit by a bus so badly that his entire body

942
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: was unrecognizable. And a big twist in the episode that

943
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 1: he dies in is Basically, this trauma patient is George.

944
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: They're holding they're holding hands with him, and he like

945
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 1: signs into their hand I'm George, oh literally, but he's

946
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 1: an unrecognizable run over by getting hit by a bus.

947
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 1: Of course, life itself moment use that I think at

948
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: least two, maybe three times. So it's a theme. It

949
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: is a theme. Not enough of it, not enough of it, okay,

950
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 1: but tennant. I was in the first three episodes, and

951
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 1: then by the end of episode four, I was like, oh,

952
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 1: this is actually terribly terribly constructed. Unfortunately, but Kayleie great,

953
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 1: Rosie love. But I will watch watch every episode. It

954
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 1: doesn't stay on the rails, that's for sure, but I'm

955
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 1: sure we're gonna watch every episode and there might be

956
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: something interesting happening with Rosie Perez on it. Rosie Perez

957
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: saying a character named Megan, Megan Briscow, Megan and Briscow.

958
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 1: But it's so weird, how I don't. I just finished

959
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 1: the first Spider Man game where like the main the

960
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,080
Speaker 1: main villain is like a Chinese guy who has a

961
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 1: gang of Chinese people like chase you, to chase you

962
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 1: around the city. And then I just hot off the

963
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 1: heels of that. I'm watching The Flight Attendant, where like

964
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 1: the bad, threatening, scary people are like these Korean men

965
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 1: who are like following all the characters around, and I'm like,

966
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: what is this. I'm not saying there's like a problematic

967
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 1: thing going on. I'm just like, why am I like

968
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 1: drawn to these things? Were like, yeah, you're the problem.

969
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 1: I think that is a really good takeaway. You should

970
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 1: really lean into that that it's your fault. Well that,

971
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what why am I like stumbling on

972
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 1: these like these pieces of media that are all like

973
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 1: these Asian men and suits are scary. I don't know, Well,

974
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 1: it's because there are people are like, oh god, the

975
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 1: terrorist thing is so tired, like we kind of psyched

976
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 1: through every single Middle Eastern actor that has never will

977
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 1: be So we have to like find somewhere else until

978
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 1: we have to do age into age into the working.

979
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: We need a fresh crop. What are people scared of now? China? Yeah? Sure, sure, um, okay,

980
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 1: that's good. I have a take Okay, I am up

981
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 1: to date on what I'm calling this. Who lose a teacher?

982
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 1: But on Hulse a teacher is that He's adding Hulu

983
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: is in front of it is is Matt's trademark. I'm

984
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: saying I don't like just saying I'm watching a teacher.

985
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 1: I'm watching Hulu teach sounder of Hulu wean's the teacher. Yes, Yes,

986
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:51,439
Speaker 1: And in watching that, I have discovered that Kate Mara

987
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: is actually a capitalty talent. Welcome, Welcome home, and I

988
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: know that I'm sort of like being welcome with open

989
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 1: arms in a sort of me as Meredith Gray and

990
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 1: a COVID coma running on the beach towards like, let's say,

991
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 1: Christina moment um. And I really appreciate the work that

992
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 1: she did in this last episode, which is episode six,

993
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 1: but seven episodes will be out by the time this

994
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: comes out readers, so I'm sure are chopping at the

995
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 1: bit to watch Who Lose a Teacher? But in episode six,

996
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: the ship hits the fans, so to speak, and that's

997
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 1: something that people say, this is an expression of when

998
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 1: the things get really crazy in the show. And so

999
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 1: things have gotten really crazy in the show, and Kate

1000
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 1: Mara has displayed some quiet, precise, emotional, just really stomach

1001
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:45,439
Speaker 1: churning work. How is love Simon? Love Simon is good

1002
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 1: and he has a name which is Nick Robinson, but

1003
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: he will be not as left Simon forever. And I

1004
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 1: love Simon is to a talent and he really pulls

1005
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 1: it out. And also he's good casting because we feel

1006
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 1: he's a teen, but also he is older. He's like

1007
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 1: twenty five. So it's weird because you're sort of watching

1008
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 1: it and you're like, oh, like there's chemistry there. I

1009
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 1: kind of want these two to funk, and then you're like, oh, wait,

1010
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 1: like he's playing a seventeen year old on the show.

1011
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 1: That's so bad. And I do think it's weird what

1012
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 1: they've managed to do. What or not not what's weird

1013
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 1: what they've managed to do, But what we've accepted is like, um,

1014
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: in Desperate House, I was like, Eva Longoria is like

1015
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 1: this like vamp who foks like this, Oh my god,

1016
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 1: sixteen year old in the show, which is the character

1017
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 1: of John, who's played by a thirty year old. I mean, yeah,

1018
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 1: I think that one is easy because he looks her

1019
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 1: age and they're like he's sixteen, and it's like you

1020
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 1: never would but in this like you buy Nick Robinson

1021
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 1: as a teen, but you know it's twenty five. So

1022
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 1: like the politics, even in your mind, are kind of crazy.

1023
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 1: But then the show is like, no, this is wrong.

1024
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 1: They bookend it with if you are someone you know

1025
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 1: has been a victim of grooming, like really explores that,

1026
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: Like the show is a lot you know has been

1027
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 1: a girl doing him let's say it. Um, but yeah

1028
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 1: the show. The show ends up being more about the

1029
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:13,760
Speaker 1: fallout of and uh sort of um abuse of the situation,

1030
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 1: and less about like they're having a sexy affair, which

1031
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 1: I think is great and it is. That's interesting to

1032
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 1: see a lead character which is a like an abuser,

1033
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 1: that's a woman towards a male victim. It's interesting. What

1034
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:30,040
Speaker 1: do you see in what's next for for Kate? I

1035
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 1: think probably um girl thor yeah girl, I know Natalie

1036
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,040
Speaker 1: Portman is doing it, but I'm sure she'll have to

1037
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,960
Speaker 1: drop out for like to play Jackie Jackie oh again.

1038
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 1: And there's gonna be a sequel to that. I heard,

1039
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 1: so she'll want to go do that. It's called Jackie too,

1040
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 1: and it's more her as like a little bit older

1041
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: and yeah, she got different air and stuff. She's like shopping.

1042
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:59,040
Speaker 1: She has your boyfriend. His name is on Assis and

1043
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 1: it's like very high yea. His name is onassist. His

1044
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 1: name is Jackie too coland his name is Oasis. And

1045
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:11,720
Speaker 1: it's like a lot of them shopping and stuff and

1046
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:15,160
Speaker 1: hard more having fun for later years, so she'll probably

1047
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 1: want to do that. And so Americans Long Island, Long Island,

1048
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 1: Jackie too, like the way you say Jackie too, Long Island.

1049
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 1: Did you see Jackie Too? Wait? Did you see Spider Man?

1050
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 1: It was so good. I thought they like every movie,

1051
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 1: those girls. I thought, oh I got four Christmas is

1052
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:40,600
Speaker 1: that was so good. I thought that was so good.

1053
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:48,280
Speaker 1: I thought, Okay, I have a culture. Okay, I'm dissipating.

1054
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 1: Um My take is that Botched is better than Niptuck. Wait,

1055
01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 1: and the two are, of course sister shows what they are.

1056
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:05,919
Speaker 1: If you're me watching both of them, the normal Heart

1057
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 1: is better than Rent like it is just because they're

1058
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:13,600
Speaker 1: both sort of tangentially about the same thing. It seems

1059
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:21,000
Speaker 1: sorry to hear a word you said. Botch is a reality.

1060
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 1: Niptuck is famously a serialized Ryan Murphy drama, So go

1061
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:29,760
Speaker 1: ahead say why what's so good about Botched? Botched, I

1062
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:34,360
Speaker 1: would argue, gives you more like satisfying drama and catharsis

1063
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 1: every episode than Niptuck and I've watched the first season

1064
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 1: of Niptuck now for no reason. Um, so you didn't

1065
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 1: get to the good part of Niptuck where there's like

1066
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 1: a killer. I just was like, why am I doing this?

1067
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 1: I never really stopped to ask why. As soon as

1068
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,400
Speaker 1: I did that, it was time to stop watching. Did

1069
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 1: you find the show sexy? No? It really like every

1070
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 1: like it just like um like I don't I don't know,

1071
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:07,560
Speaker 1: like like Tom Cruise, like Bruce Willis, Like it was

1072
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 1: very just like he's whipping the short open. Isn't that

1073
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 1: what you want? It was a specific Tom Cruise, this

1074
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 1: like Tom Cruise Bruce Willis attitude. Yeah, I felt like

1075
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,200
Speaker 1: what it like? What like? I felt like what is

1076
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:26,120
Speaker 1: which was weird given the creator, But it's like I

1077
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 1: felt like what a straight guy think a straight woman

1078
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:32,240
Speaker 1: wants to see, Like you want to be thrown up

1079
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 1: on the table, you want to be like you want

1080
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,560
Speaker 1: the man in charge to it feels like a show

1081
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:39,720
Speaker 1: for straight guys. Like it was really like that, like

1082
01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:43,320
Speaker 1: Mr Mr Miami fucking and sucking all over town and

1083
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 1: his sports car and his house so fucking weird and bad.

1084
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 1: Turning coke off a stripper's ass and it kicks into

1085
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,440
Speaker 1: the curb and like takes big money and it was

1086
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:56,920
Speaker 1: very like okay, and you were you were you weren't

1087
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 1: down to watch the second season. I didn't make it

1088
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 1: there know, but I um tanada ten would recommend it

1089
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:08,920
Speaker 1: to absolutely anyone rather botched now that botched. I have

1090
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:13,960
Speaker 1: watched have you seen the plastic surgery show that has

1091
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 1: the female plastic surgeons? Nobody've seen a million commercials for

1092
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:20,160
Speaker 1: it while watching Bodged. What's that called? What's that show called?

1093
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:32,719
Speaker 1: Does anyone know? It's called Bitch Plastic Surge? Hurry, fans

1094
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 1: of urgent care will know. Hy y. I feel like

1095
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,120
Speaker 1: I feel like Boxed. You know you've given me something,

1096
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:44,880
Speaker 1: You've inspired me. Mitra, I'm gonna watch box I was like,

1097
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,880
Speaker 1: I want something that's like reality, but there's some like

1098
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,559
Speaker 1: procedural element to it. Literally, I mean I guess literally

1099
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:56,080
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, I want to finish it. You can

1100
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:59,560
Speaker 1: leave the room and come back and it's perfect. I

1101
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 1: would say, if you really want a short term answer

1102
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,360
Speaker 1: to that, Dr pimple Popper is also a great one.

1103
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:07,880
Speaker 1: I can't do it. It's so satisfying though, it's so satisfying,

1104
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 1: and I can't believe it's a full show because it's

1105
01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 1: every episode is the same. Somebody's got a weird growth

1106
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:15,240
Speaker 1: and then she takes it off and it's a happy

1107
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,840
Speaker 1: ending everything. Actually, one of the more angry times I've

1108
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 1: had was with with was because one morning I woke

1109
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:23,640
Speaker 1: up to him watching Dr Pimple. Like the first thing

1110
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:25,799
Speaker 1: I saw when I opened my eyes was a pimple

1111
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:30,920
Speaker 1: being like explode. So even it wasn't like he didn't

1112
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:32,720
Speaker 1: do anything that wrong, but I was really like, this

1113
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 1: is beyond the panel. No, that's an assault on your

1114
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 1: sensus and it has to be talked about. It's about

1115
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 1: to wake up to first thing in the morning. Wait,

1116
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:41,880
Speaker 1: but how are you How are you guys choosing what

1117
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:44,160
Speaker 1: shows to watch anymore? Because at this point it feels

1118
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:47,760
Speaker 1: like I'm being given an assignment by the Internet. I

1119
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:50,559
Speaker 1: guess you know where. It's like, this is the show

1120
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:52,880
Speaker 1: you gotta want. I don't fight with I don't fight

1121
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:55,160
Speaker 1: with any of it. If people tell me I should

1122
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 1: watch it, I'm pretty much watching it unless I know

1123
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,479
Speaker 1: it's gonna up up. If there's something about quarantine though

1124
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 1: that I find communal viewing very um comforting, Like I'm

1125
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,920
Speaker 1: watching a lot of television. I'm watching a lot of

1126
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:10,240
Speaker 1: like for no reason. I could be watching these shows

1127
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:13,280
Speaker 1: like on streaming commercial free, but for some reason, watching

1128
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:16,400
Speaker 1: them live as it's happening and knowing that other people

1129
01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:20,240
Speaker 1: are watching the same things brings me some weird amount

1130
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:23,440
Speaker 1: of comfort. And I've been really enjoying live texting Housewives

1131
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:26,680
Speaker 1: of People while watching it as it's happening. And um,

1132
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:30,519
Speaker 1: I'm completely up to date on the mask Singer literally

1133
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 1: those reality Joel and I like consistently check in about

1134
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:38,599
Speaker 1: with the Stars, the Voice, like all these We didn't

1135
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,000
Speaker 1: really watch this season, but we thought about it. We

1136
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:44,840
Speaker 1: thought about it, um and it Here's what I think too,

1137
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 1: It's like, if there's nothing happening in our lives, at

1138
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,760
Speaker 1: least someone else is having a life. We can watch

1139
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:55,320
Speaker 1: things happen in I honestly think that that is what

1140
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:58,560
Speaker 1: it is right now. It's just filling. This has to

1141
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:01,320
Speaker 1: be someone else's life. That's that's right now, right because

1142
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:02,920
Speaker 1: we talk about it like the way we would talk

1143
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:05,040
Speaker 1: about our own lives. Like for me, I'm talking about

1144
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,840
Speaker 1: how how things are going between Candice and Monique with

1145
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:10,800
Speaker 1: the urgency, I would some friends of mine, Like it's

1146
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,240
Speaker 1: truly like I'll check in with people all the time

1147
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,439
Speaker 1: and be like, I just can't be teamed. I'll never

1148
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,040
Speaker 1: be Team Candice. But I I know Monique is wrong,

1149
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:20,200
Speaker 1: and it's just like this, these are things I used

1150
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:22,120
Speaker 1: to talk about, like I have a certain you know,

1151
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:26,000
Speaker 1: cousin that's doing something, but I'm just nothing's happening. So

1152
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:30,000
Speaker 1: you know, I'm famously team Candice and have been. And

1153
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:33,320
Speaker 1: I find the discourse around team Can't, like the Candice

1154
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:35,920
Speaker 1: Monique stuff to have shifted in a way because people

1155
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:38,360
Speaker 1: are like, well, Candice runs her mouth, and you can't

1156
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 1: run your mouth like that and not expect some retribution.

1157
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,880
Speaker 1: And it's like that is the bedrock of all of

1158
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:45,400
Speaker 1: these shows, is women running their mouth like that. If

1159
01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:48,120
Speaker 1: we're going to take the position that it is okay

1160
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:50,760
Speaker 1: to enact violence on somebody for running their mouth, then

1161
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:53,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. There's a lot of women that need to

1162
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:57,760
Speaker 1: get Women deserve deserve to be beaten. Yeah. Yeah, If

1163
01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:00,639
Speaker 1: I might say, my problem is not with the initial

1164
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,840
Speaker 1: altercation of it all, I pretty I see that pretty

1165
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:06,479
Speaker 1: clearly she was wrong. I guess my problem with everyone

1166
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:09,600
Speaker 1: in the situation is how they're just choosing to handle it,

1167
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:13,280
Speaker 1: like Candice pressing charges to the point where she knows

1168
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,439
Speaker 1: Monique is going to go to maybe prison for this,

1169
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:18,400
Speaker 1: and think she wants it like prosecuted to the full

1170
01:12:18,439 --> 01:12:20,800
Speaker 1: extent of the law, knowing this woman has children. It's

1171
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 1: like and the way that all the women are talking

1172
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:26,360
Speaker 1: about it, because Monique obviously needs help with this problem,

1173
01:12:26,439 --> 01:12:29,439
Speaker 1: not to be put in jail. That's where I rub

1174
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:31,040
Speaker 1: on the whole thing, because I feel like they're just

1175
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 1: taking it to You know. What could have done though,

1176
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:38,200
Speaker 1: to avoid that is apologize. I think, apologize early and apologize.

1177
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:41,240
Speaker 1: I think you're right, but she has something, there's something

1178
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:43,560
Speaker 1: wrong with her. She needs help for it. And I

1179
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:45,599
Speaker 1: think that like it's all a big cry for help.

1180
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:48,960
Speaker 1: I don't know the whole but yes, also maybe she

1181
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:52,719
Speaker 1: is sentencing. I don't think she would be put in jail.

1182
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:54,599
Speaker 1: I really don't. I really don't think she'd be put

1183
01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:57,439
Speaker 1: in jail. It's just weird and do so you think

1184
01:12:57,479 --> 01:13:00,120
Speaker 1: that Candice is doing real real Housewives to be here

1185
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,880
Speaker 1: by saying she wants it pursued to the full. I

1186
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,960
Speaker 1: think that, well. I think she's dumb as a fucking

1187
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,560
Speaker 1: box of Rocks. I don't think she knows how the

1188
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:11,080
Speaker 1: system works. Um, but I don't think that the I

1189
01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:13,559
Speaker 1: don't think that the justice system would put Monique in prison.

1190
01:13:14,439 --> 01:13:17,120
Speaker 1: And maybe that's not eive of me, but maybe that is.

1191
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:20,840
Speaker 1: I don't think Cannice is that dumb, though out of

1192
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:22,840
Speaker 1: out of all seven of them, she's one of the

1193
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:26,040
Speaker 1: smarter ones. I would say, are you a potomac watcher?

1194
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:30,200
Speaker 1: I am? Giselle is actually designing my house right now.

1195
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:42,120
Speaker 1: Tones l tones everywhere. Yeah. I asked for hot pink, black, white, chrome, um,

1196
01:13:44,439 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 1: yeah and um and then yeah. So it just sort

1197
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:49,880
Speaker 1: of comes with the gun for what you're handle looking

1198
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:53,439
Speaker 1: at it. Can I reveal? Can I reveal? Um? I

1199
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:55,720
Speaker 1: was going to reveal this on our podcast Metro, but

1200
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:58,840
Speaker 1: I'll reveal it now. But I did get you a

1201
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 1: gift that is out been canceled because of UM. I

1202
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:05,439
Speaker 1: got an email, so I ordered you one of Robin

1203
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:14,320
Speaker 1: Dixon's hats for Christmas. The order because of COVID I ago,

1204
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:17,000
Speaker 1: and I got an email recently that was like basically

1205
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:19,400
Speaker 1: she was like, I was like, where's the hat? And

1206
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:22,559
Speaker 1: the email was basically like the hat will not be fulfilled.

1207
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:27,080
Speaker 1: But even you getting order. Placing that order is the

1208
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:32,040
Speaker 1: perfect Wait, but this is crazy to me. It's it's COVID.

1209
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:34,799
Speaker 1: Maybe she just genuinely couldn't figure out, but you gotta

1210
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:39,240
Speaker 1: figure it. How shocking that Robin Dixon couldn't figure out

1211
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:42,679
Speaker 1: her small her small hat business. We watched her son's

1212
01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:48,040
Speaker 1: fulfilled the order. You're right, a hundred thousand dollars in

1213
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:50,160
Speaker 1: back taps. She doesn't know how to put a hat

1214
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:54,639
Speaker 1: in a box. And time for Christmas. Oh my god,

1215
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:58,559
Speaker 1: that is an amazing game. That's really good. We all

1216
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:02,040
Speaker 1: gassed on this reader. If you could see as soon

1217
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 1: as Joel said that the words really sad. I'm really sad.

1218
01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:09,080
Speaker 1: That actually might still come. It just definitely won't come

1219
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:15,920
Speaker 1: until next year sometime. You're going to get it in

1220
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 1: April when she's onto a new venture. I can't wait,

1221
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:29,160
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna get you a bucket of ladom. I watched.

1222
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:32,320
Speaker 1: I watched this YouTuber. Her name is the Brook Ashley,

1223
01:15:32,439 --> 01:15:35,519
Speaker 1: and she goes over every episode of Potomac and she

1224
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 1: is firmly um anti anti Monique. And I'm getting the

1225
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:44,519
Speaker 1: sense now that a lot of the fan community is

1226
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:47,920
Speaker 1: sort of positioning themselves anti Monique in a way where

1227
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,040
Speaker 1: it makes me feel like sad because she won't come

1228
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:52,320
Speaker 1: back to the show because I still am operating in

1229
01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:55,439
Speaker 1: this um world where they all returned to the show,

1230
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:58,679
Speaker 1: but they're not going to figure he said, they're all back.

1231
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:02,559
Speaker 1: What he season for for sex for the next season. Yeah,

1232
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:06,880
Speaker 1: he literally said on Everything Iconic. I think on a

1233
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,080
Speaker 1: podcast he was like, all all of them are back,

1234
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:13,800
Speaker 1: including winding. Wow. Okay that maybe the fact that they

1235
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:15,920
Speaker 1: couldn't film together a lot of the time kept Monique

1236
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:20,640
Speaker 1: in the game because for during COVID, Yeah, because I

1237
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:24,800
Speaker 1: don't see unless they gets resolved. I think like maybe

1238
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:27,320
Speaker 1: he meant like offers are out, but like so maybe

1239
01:16:27,479 --> 01:16:30,320
Speaker 1: she might opt to not come back, but like she's

1240
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:35,760
Speaker 1: not fired, he's not. She she seems to want to

1241
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,720
Speaker 1: stay as well. I don't think it's a situation where

1242
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:41,240
Speaker 1: she wants out either. Um well, she said on the

1243
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,600
Speaker 1: rear view, like she wants to continue to be on

1244
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:45,240
Speaker 1: the show to try to set her own narrative as

1245
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:48,240
Speaker 1: long as possible, like like and she she genuinely felt

1246
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,519
Speaker 1: that when everything rolled out, she'd be vindicated when it

1247
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:54,880
Speaker 1: was shown on television. Yeah, no, not what happened. No,

1248
01:16:55,680 --> 01:17:00,800
Speaker 1: that decidedly. No. We saw her go nuts. Who do

1249
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:04,639
Speaker 1: we identify with on Salt Lakes today? Have we all watched? Yes?

1250
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:10,479
Speaker 1: I know mine. I love You're Meredith who? But who

1251
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:12,599
Speaker 1: do you identify with your you identify as a Merida,

1252
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:17,559
Speaker 1: as a Meredith. I think, um, I think I'm maybe

1253
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:21,920
Speaker 1: I identify a little bit more with m Mary. I

1254
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,600
Speaker 1: feel like you're a Whitney. You're not married? Sure, no,

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Speaker 1: actually that's fair. Whitney to you feel like Whitney to me. Okay,

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01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:32,320
Speaker 1: that's a little insulting, but I'll take it. No, I

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01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:36,240
Speaker 1: think I love we love Whitney. She's so fun Whitney.

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01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:37,880
Speaker 1: The first episodes of like who Gives a Ship? And

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01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:40,040
Speaker 1: now I'm like, oh wait, like you're like she like

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01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:43,599
Speaker 1: has She's good in the Talking Heads she is. She's like, um,

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01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:46,760
Speaker 1: a little more Caddy than like she's getting Caddy or

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01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,800
Speaker 1: as the talking Heads go, yeah, she's starting to you know,

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01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:53,160
Speaker 1: say what she really thinks the producers are finding her.

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01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:56,880
Speaker 1: She is by far the most athletic housewife we've ever had.

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01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:03,360
Speaker 1: Her snowboard Jay and Hustlers was shook. Yeah, I mean yes,

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01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:07,639
Speaker 1: I imagine any other housewife snowboard with that core String. Yeah,

1267
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:13,040
Speaker 1: I know, it's wild watching them. It's like slay snowboarding.

1268
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:17,120
Speaker 1: I was like, this is who utah baby, that's like

1269
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:19,120
Speaker 1: ski culture. It's like it's just part it's just you.

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01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:21,840
Speaker 1: You gotta know how to do it well. It's it's wild.

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01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:26,560
Speaker 1: As Sean mendez One said, it isn't there that I

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01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:34,680
Speaker 1: feel like Lisa because definitely I'm definitely Lisa, because this

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01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:37,960
Speaker 1: is why Meredith comes to her to tell her something

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01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,679
Speaker 1: important about her life that she's separating from her husband,

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01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:43,479
Speaker 1: and Lisa can't stop asking if it's going to make

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01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:45,920
Speaker 1: her cry. She was like, am I gonna cry? Will

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01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:47,920
Speaker 1: it make me cry? I don't want to cry. I

1278
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,960
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna cry. I'm crying now, and Meredith ends

1279
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,599
Speaker 1: up consoling her. I think actually the more important thing

1280
01:18:53,600 --> 01:19:03,439
Speaker 1: about that can it was can I touch? Can I touch?

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01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:07,000
Speaker 1: That's and that woman is so uncomfortable like you are.

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01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:10,640
Speaker 1: Actually that's my role, That's who I think. She was like,

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01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:14,680
Speaker 1: you really want to touch? You are to toucher, aren't you.

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01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:18,280
Speaker 1: It's like, no, bitch, you can't touch this ship. But

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01:19:18,439 --> 01:19:21,560
Speaker 1: I am one to stop at four different fast food restaurants.

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01:19:22,120 --> 01:19:25,000
Speaker 1: The way she's raising her children is definitely the way

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01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:29,639
Speaker 1: you would raise yours. And I think you are Meredith. Yeah,

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01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:36,280
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm disengaging. I'm disengaging. I'm juststing. I'm not engaging. Yeah,

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01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:38,600
Speaker 1: you're not going to do my phone, You're not. You

1290
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:41,000
Speaker 1: don't think I'm Meredith. I think maybe you're Meredith. But

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01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:42,880
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out if you give me Heather,

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01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,360
Speaker 1: you could be Heather too. But I think Metri's Heather.

1293
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:48,800
Speaker 1: I think Metri's Heather. Heather, I'm not quick enough to

1294
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:51,680
Speaker 1: be Heather. She had a good episode, she had a

1295
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:56,600
Speaker 1: good great don't clear the burger or the or the that.

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01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:59,320
Speaker 1: That is the moment where I was like, I'm in

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01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:02,680
Speaker 1: I'm so. I already liked Heather, but I was like

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01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:06,439
Speaker 1: her doing that. I was like, I'm with you. Her

1299
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:09,080
Speaker 1: calling the uber driver being like, I'm the flapper who

1300
01:20:09,120 --> 01:20:12,439
Speaker 1: has flapper, I'm a flapper with Ca'm like I love her.

1301
01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:14,920
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm looking like a flapper with looking like

1302
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:19,040
Speaker 1: a flapper with cankles, I'm like, great, God. And also

1303
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:21,320
Speaker 1: when she goes, when when the conflict was happening at

1304
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:22,840
Speaker 1: the next table and she goes, I mean, I'll go

1305
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:24,479
Speaker 1: over there if we make on contact, but if not,

1306
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:31,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait from my lollipop chicken, perfect, perfect. I

1307
01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:36,960
Speaker 1: think it's Mitra. I think's Heather. Do you feel like

1308
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:40,519
Speaker 1: Heather Mitra? I was gonna say either Heather or Whitney.

1309
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,880
Speaker 1: I think I'm one of the cousins. You have Pie,

1310
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:50,680
Speaker 1: you have pioneer ancestors, just like like my ancestors. I'm

1311
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:55,960
Speaker 1: ready to blaze. The one that's one that's good that

1312
01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:58,559
Speaker 1: no one talks about is when you take sheep shots,

1313
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:03,120
Speaker 1: always expect to hang over a great one. The worst

1314
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:12,480
Speaker 1: is the jealousy is disease, to which I say, is psychotic,

1315
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:17,439
Speaker 1: it's literally, it's literally a pat Rigan quote jealousy disease,

1316
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:26,000
Speaker 1: to which I say, it's so, it's it's it's perfect,

1317
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:31,120
Speaker 1: to which and I'm thinking, I think you're probably wondering

1318
01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:35,240
Speaker 1: what I would say to jealousy would say, to which

1319
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,760
Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, well soon is what I would

1320
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:40,960
Speaker 1: say to jealousy, to which I would say, whatever, whatever

1321
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:48,960
Speaker 1: a disease exists, I have to say something. Ultimately, I

1322
01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:51,479
Speaker 1: think Jens might be the worst. It's the most low impact.

1323
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:55,800
Speaker 1: This queen, I'm queen be very much to me like

1324
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:59,200
Speaker 1: she is. She's the one who is most self aware

1325
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:02,960
Speaker 1: trying to give housewives like she's the one she like,

1326
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:05,120
Speaker 1: She's like this, I'm on a show, and I should

1327
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:06,880
Speaker 1: be doing I should be giving this for the show.

1328
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:10,320
Speaker 1: And that's and that's why it's not connecting for him.

1329
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:13,400
Speaker 1: And you know what's weird is she is in direct

1330
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:17,240
Speaker 1: conflict with Mary, who I think feels like she has

1331
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:20,200
Speaker 1: to do the housewives thing the least. She is not

1332
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:22,599
Speaker 1: trying to say things like a housewife. She's not trying

1333
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:26,000
Speaker 1: to act like a housewife. She's just being herself and

1334
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:28,920
Speaker 1: she just is and she has an interesting storyline, doesn't

1335
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:31,639
Speaker 1: have to like do anything to make conflict happen. Such

1336
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:35,479
Speaker 1: a shame because Jen is too. It's like you seven assistants, baby,

1337
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:39,559
Speaker 1: That's not inherently it's sad, it's it's just not um

1338
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:42,320
Speaker 1: something that like hooks us Mary. It's like, oh my god,

1339
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:45,959
Speaker 1: there's so much going on here. The summer this Champagne

1340
01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:51,880
Speaker 1: was made, fifty people died and that's ever ever, Oh

1341
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:57,240
Speaker 1: my god, people die in the wildfires, scrapes, ever. She's

1342
01:22:57,280 --> 01:23:03,240
Speaker 1: the scariest person. Terrified her. You on Instagram, you have

1343
01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:08,000
Speaker 1: to face tuned to oblivion these photos and it's their

1344
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:11,040
Speaker 1: works of art, their works of art. Oh my god,

1345
01:23:11,479 --> 01:23:14,840
Speaker 1: I was reading about her and her life and the

1346
01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:20,479
Speaker 1: scary woman. Well here's a question, could you fuck your grandfather?

1347
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:26,240
Speaker 1: Would someone who who is married to your step who

1348
01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:29,040
Speaker 1: is married to actually had a step grandfather for for

1349
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:31,519
Speaker 1: a minute there, and I could never have sucked him.

1350
01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:37,639
Speaker 1: He was not the one. I'm not trying to Charlene.

1351
01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:42,040
Speaker 1: I would never do it. I would never do it

1352
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:45,679
Speaker 1: for the grandmother to put it in the will, that's

1353
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:49,200
Speaker 1: what's it's not necessarily no, that's false. Though there's a

1354
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:53,240
Speaker 1: whole Reddit thread that broke this down. Basically, um that

1355
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:56,720
Speaker 1: that is like sort of a like a fabrication of

1356
01:23:56,840 --> 01:24:03,040
Speaker 1: the behind is there's a lot of friction between Mary's

1357
01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:07,760
Speaker 1: mother and Mary because there's a lot of like it's

1358
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:10,719
Speaker 1: it's a game of Thrones but with church, basically because

1359
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:13,400
Speaker 1: Mary's mother wanted to take over the church and marry

1360
01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 1: the grandfather and then he chose Mary instead, and basically

1361
01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:19,719
Speaker 1: like it wasn't that the grandmother wanted it to happen.

1362
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:24,120
Speaker 1: He basically was like, hey, everyone, come here, I need

1363
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:27,080
Speaker 1: to pray about something. And like I was like, you

1364
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:29,599
Speaker 1: just if you if you say, say yes, say as

1365
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:31,720
Speaker 1: to what I'm going to pray for, And they all did,

1366
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:35,360
Speaker 1: and it was about marrying Mary. Basically, I'll find the

1367
01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:37,000
Speaker 1: dread and send it to you. I just want you

1368
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:39,320
Speaker 1: want to read all of that. It's a long We've

1369
01:24:39,479 --> 01:24:42,599
Speaker 1: read the same post. It's scary. I'm what I need

1370
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:45,519
Speaker 1: from a reader is for them to replace the Real

1371
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:47,760
Speaker 1: Housewives of Salt likeake theme song with the Game of

1372
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:50,519
Speaker 1: Thrones theme song. I need to see these women come

1373
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:52,679
Speaker 1: out and do their taglines with the Game of Thrones

1374
01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:56,439
Speaker 1: theme song underneath. That's how I need to see Mary portrayed.

1375
01:24:56,520 --> 01:25:02,320
Speaker 1: Is doo do do? I want that energy announcing my ladies.

1376
01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:07,000
Speaker 1: I think you could do that. I want to pass

1377
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:09,160
Speaker 1: enough to someone else because I don't trust myself that

1378
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:11,799
Speaker 1: you think I could do that. That's a huge compliment

1379
01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:13,760
Speaker 1: to me that you think I could do that. I

1380
01:25:13,840 --> 01:25:15,720
Speaker 1: think you an incredible editor, and you need to stop.

1381
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:21,880
Speaker 1: I know inside you is an incredible editor. Not long ago,

1382
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:26,519
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers thought his laptop couldn't make PDFs, and I quote,

1383
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:34,479
Speaker 1: I am positive it couldn't. I'm telling you. But when

1384
01:25:34,479 --> 01:25:36,479
Speaker 1: you didn't say your cultural take, and then we have

1385
01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:43,600
Speaker 1: so many don't. I thought though I had had a

1386
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:45,320
Speaker 1: prompt us who are who are each of us in

1387
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:48,679
Speaker 1: Salt City? But this is my take. Every streaming actually

1388
01:25:48,720 --> 01:25:51,200
Speaker 1: have a one Netflix does this on iPad now an iPhone,

1389
01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:53,200
Speaker 1: but every streaming ac should have a one point five

1390
01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:56,120
Speaker 1: speed option to watch it through. I don't like watching

1391
01:25:56,160 --> 01:25:58,200
Speaker 1: things regular speed. I don't. I never listened to podcasts

1392
01:25:58,240 --> 01:26:03,640
Speaker 1: regular speed, audiobooks regular speed barely most YouTube videos I

1393
01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:05,439
Speaker 1: watch at one point seven five because you can you

1394
01:26:05,479 --> 01:26:07,840
Speaker 1: can change that. I don't think you should watch something

1395
01:26:08,120 --> 01:26:09,560
Speaker 1: I don't have the time. None of us have a

1396
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:13,080
Speaker 1: speed of life is not fast enough for Bowen, the

1397
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:15,960
Speaker 1: speed of natural life. Maybe maybe I need like maybe

1398
01:26:15,960 --> 01:26:19,080
Speaker 1: I have some attention disorder, but I'm just like I

1399
01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:22,280
Speaker 1: just can't do it. You would want to watch the

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01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:25,360
Speaker 1: Flight Attendant on one point five speed, Kelly Quill doing

1401
01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:28,839
Speaker 1: flips save There's There are so many movies on YouTube,

1402
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:31,479
Speaker 1: like especially like old Hong Kong movies that I've watched

1403
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:34,280
Speaker 1: and it's in their entirety at one point five speed.

1404
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:36,880
Speaker 1: Enjoyed it so much more than I went. And are

1405
01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:40,200
Speaker 1: you like only are you also like on your phone

1406
01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:43,160
Speaker 1: while it's own one point five knowing her, I'm on

1407
01:26:43,280 --> 01:26:45,640
Speaker 1: my phone, I'm like less distracted if I'm watching it

1408
01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:49,320
Speaker 1: at like a quicker pace, because I'm like, truly, there's

1409
01:26:49,400 --> 01:26:52,840
Speaker 1: something like agitating about me sitting through something that's like

1410
01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:55,599
Speaker 1: I can't. I'll never watch the Batchelor. I'm so sorry

1411
01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:58,960
Speaker 1: because I cannot sit through even after commercials like an

1412
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:03,640
Speaker 1: hour and thirty minute. There's three every episode of thirteen hours, right,

1413
01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:08,200
Speaker 1: I can't do that. So every single video platform has

1414
01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:11,360
Speaker 1: to have that. That's a general thing. I disagree. I

1415
01:27:11,439 --> 01:27:14,760
Speaker 1: think that pace this purpose and I believe that things.

1416
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:16,920
Speaker 1: And I actually am on the record for saying that

1417
01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:19,160
Speaker 1: I would not want anyone to listen to this podcast

1418
01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:22,240
Speaker 1: or Urgent Care at one point five speed. I just

1419
01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:25,720
Speaker 1: because I know the artist. The artists want to be

1420
01:27:26,280 --> 01:27:28,800
Speaker 1: heard the way that they're speaking. Well, Joel and I

1421
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:31,840
Speaker 1: are Actually we record every episode several times, so there's

1422
01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:33,840
Speaker 1: an episode at normal speed, and then there's an episode

1423
01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:38,599
Speaker 1: and that's what and that's why you deserve the acclaim

1424
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:43,840
Speaker 1: you understand a claimed podcasters. Podcasters. I think this is

1425
01:27:43,840 --> 01:27:45,920
Speaker 1: a beautiful segment, and I don't think so, Honey, don't yes,

1426
01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:47,920
Speaker 1: this is I don't think Sony, this is our segment

1427
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:50,120
Speaker 1: where we each take one minute to go off on something.

1428
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:54,559
Speaker 1: That's really the casual way we say when we describe

1429
01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:55,960
Speaker 1: what I don't think, so, honey, is go off on

1430
01:27:56,080 --> 01:28:00,080
Speaker 1: something in culture. And then we have about saying the

1431
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:05,160
Speaker 1: words go off. It's so real we go off on

1432
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:08,080
Speaker 1: something and culture. Matt, do you want to go first? Yeah?

1433
01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:11,800
Speaker 1: This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so many time

1434
01:28:11,840 --> 01:28:14,240
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. There is not

1435
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:17,200
Speaker 1: enough conversation about Miley's new album. And I have been

1436
01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:19,960
Speaker 1: saying for months and months and even years and years

1437
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:22,880
Speaker 1: that we are generation needs a Pet Benatar, and she

1438
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,800
Speaker 1: has given you our generations Pat Benatar. And I feel

1439
01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:28,800
Speaker 1: that are people talking about it? I don't think so, honey.

1440
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:32,040
Speaker 1: Should they be and emphatic? Yes? There are so many

1441
01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:34,439
Speaker 1: tracks on there that are so fucking good. This song

1442
01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:37,880
Speaker 1: called High, this song called Angels Like You very good,

1443
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:41,000
Speaker 1: this song called Bad Karma that has Joan Jet on it,

1444
01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:43,880
Speaker 1: the song called Hate Me. There's so many, so many

1445
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:46,320
Speaker 1: very good songs on here. And guess what. I watched

1446
01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:48,200
Speaker 1: an interview with Miley and she's been through a lot.

1447
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:50,720
Speaker 1: Her house burnt the funk down and She says that

1448
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:53,040
Speaker 1: her voice is actually different and lower than it was

1449
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:55,479
Speaker 1: before from the trauma of losing a house. So the

1450
01:28:55,560 --> 01:28:58,040
Speaker 1: fact that you're not appreciating her art post trauma of

1451
01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:01,800
Speaker 1: losing her Malibu home is something that I personally don't

1452
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:04,320
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Miley Sorus is one of the defining

1453
01:29:04,360 --> 01:29:09,839
Speaker 1: our artists of our generation. Bangers is Shakespearean musical effort,

1454
01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:13,200
Speaker 1: And I don't think so, honey. If you don't know, now,

1455
01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:16,840
Speaker 1: you know that's one minute. What is What does this

1456
01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:23,720
Speaker 1: Shakespearean musical effort mean? It just means you understand, Okay, yes, yes,

1457
01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:28,240
Speaker 1: so over shake. You know Shakespeare is good? Yeah, when

1458
01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:32,160
Speaker 1: I say, it's a Shakespearean musical effort, sort of transferring

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Speaker 1: the quality of what he did to the music. If

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Speaker 1: you understand, I've been reading like an insane amount of

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Speaker 1: Shakespeare and Quarantine, but amazing Twelve Season in the Real

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01:29:49,720 --> 01:29:56,200
Speaker 1: House of Atlanta, Six Seasons and Shakes and Shakespeare on

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Speaker 1: the side, Oh my God, and lear Yeah, no, like God,

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Speaker 1: I love like Twelfth Night. Oh my God. I am Viola.

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01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:10,799
Speaker 1: Nully Walker says, you know, Housewives is Shakespearean. The pathos

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01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:16,479
Speaker 1: is very shakespeare anyway, I guess you guys aren't fan

1467
01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:20,880
Speaker 1: of Miley's new album. I love Miley's new I started it.

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01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:23,200
Speaker 1: It's great Midnight Skies. I think one of our best songs.

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01:30:23,680 --> 01:30:30,760
Speaker 1: I started anyway. I think the Paid Dust. I think

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Speaker 1: it's good. Yeah, I mean it's actually really charged. The

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01:30:35,280 --> 01:30:38,400
Speaker 1: video has been described as very charged between them nice.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to check it out. At this time,

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01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:47,640
Speaker 1: it's going to be Bowen Yang's I don't think so

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01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:51,240
Speaker 1: Honey and Bowen Yang Your time starts now. I don't

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01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:53,519
Speaker 1: think so Honey. Books that don't have covers that have

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01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:57,439
Speaker 1: bumps on where the title is. The title should have

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01:30:57,560 --> 01:31:00,160
Speaker 1: texture on the book cover, otherwise I'm not reading it.

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01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:03,240
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? You want the letters.

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01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:06,639
Speaker 1: The title has to pop out. It has to feel

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01:31:06,760 --> 01:31:09,439
Speaker 1: like I have to be able to reach over on

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01:31:09,479 --> 01:31:12,679
Speaker 1: my nightstand when it's dark and feel to cover and go, oh, yes,

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01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:17,599
Speaker 1: that's my copy of you know um Exhalation by Ted Chang.

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01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:20,960
Speaker 1: Let's say, but but I don't think so Manylation by

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01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:25,360
Speaker 1: Ted Chang, because look, the cover doesn't have the bumpy letters,

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01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:28,880
Speaker 1: and I need that in order to feel like I'm

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01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:30,800
Speaker 1: reading a book. I need the tactile sensation that I'm

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01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:33,799
Speaker 1: reading a book. Otherwise I could be reading a pamphlet

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01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:39,200
Speaker 1: or um benefits summary of my health insurance. But no,

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01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:41,439
Speaker 1: I need to. I need my books to have some

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01:31:41,640 --> 01:31:44,679
Speaker 1: sort of character to them, and they need it needs

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01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:48,040
Speaker 1: to be on thee because aesthetics are important. And whoever

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01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:50,960
Speaker 1: said don't judge a book by its cover was a fool.

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01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:57,479
Speaker 1: And that's one Minuteen wants more brail like letters. Yes,

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01:31:57,920 --> 01:32:01,320
Speaker 1: it is accessible. Bump the letters up? Do you guys agree?

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01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:04,599
Speaker 1: That's not what I've never thought about it. But then,

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01:32:04,640 --> 01:32:07,000
Speaker 1: now that it's been brought up, I simply have no

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01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:10,760
Speaker 1: toys but to stand. Yeah, I totally agree to, now

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01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:14,320
Speaker 1: that it's been brought up. Finally, thank you? What do

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01:32:14,479 --> 01:32:19,479
Speaker 1: you do here? I agree? I guess the letters should

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01:32:19,479 --> 01:32:23,120
Speaker 1: be bumpy. The letters should be bumpy, like like goose Bumps,

1501
01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:25,000
Speaker 1: like like you know how books for kids like they

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01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,920
Speaker 1: had bumpy letters. That's what I'm saying. Goose Bumps got

1503
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:30,760
Speaker 1: it right, Harry Potter. Even I know we don't like

1504
01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:32,920
Speaker 1: Harry Potter anymore, but you have to give it up

1505
01:32:32,960 --> 01:32:35,000
Speaker 1: for the bumpy letters. You have to give up for

1506
01:32:35,040 --> 01:32:36,639
Speaker 1: the you have to give it up for the mumppy letters.

1507
01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:40,280
Speaker 1: You can tell what book it is by touch. Who

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01:32:40,320 --> 01:32:43,160
Speaker 1: wants to go first? Um, I think metros will probably

1509
01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:48,120
Speaker 1: be better, so I'll go first. I definitely won't because

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01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:52,360
Speaker 1: I don't have one sort of sort of signaling an unpreparedness.

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01:32:54,120 --> 01:32:56,360
Speaker 1: I think you're effortless, though I think you have a

1512
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:59,600
Speaker 1: lot of improv training. I'm gonna ask. I know that

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01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:01,800
Speaker 1: this is for the live shows, but I wanted sort

1514
01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:07,400
Speaker 1: of a trollball. It's what I miss. Actually have a

1515
01:33:07,439 --> 01:33:10,840
Speaker 1: good troll ball for you. Okay, So do you want

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01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:13,880
Speaker 1: to go? I'll go. I'll go. Okay, So, Joe, this

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01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:15,600
Speaker 1: is gonna be joels. I don't think so, honey, or

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01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:19,160
Speaker 1: should go. I think the anticipation of the troll ball

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01:33:19,400 --> 01:33:21,479
Speaker 1: is something I want the audience to sit with a

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01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:26,000
Speaker 1: little bit longer. So that being said, this is Joe

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01:33:26,120 --> 01:33:28,080
Speaker 1: King boosters. I don't think so honey. And as time

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01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:32,000
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so honey. Media, including COVID

1523
01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:36,720
Speaker 1: storylines in your shows and commercials, we do not want

1524
01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:39,040
Speaker 1: to see it. I do not need to step inside

1525
01:33:39,080 --> 01:33:42,080
Speaker 1: the world of Law and Order s VU and see

1526
01:33:42,479 --> 01:33:47,519
Speaker 1: Detective Mariska Hargete wearing a mask, because wear masks for

1527
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:49,759
Speaker 1: about five seconds and then they take them off anyways,

1528
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:52,320
Speaker 1: and they are not social distancing. I don't think, so honey,

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01:33:52,360 --> 01:33:55,400
Speaker 1: the detectives on s VU not standing six ft apart

1530
01:33:55,479 --> 01:33:58,400
Speaker 1: while they're at work doing their jobs. I also don't

1531
01:33:58,439 --> 01:34:03,560
Speaker 1: think so honey. Commercial getting in on the COVID guidelines

1532
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:05,679
Speaker 1: of it all. I can't. I don't think so honey,

1533
01:34:05,960 --> 01:34:08,439
Speaker 1: RuPaul telling me that he can pick up I can

1534
01:34:08,479 --> 01:34:11,160
Speaker 1: pick up my old Navy curbside. I don't want to

1535
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:13,599
Speaker 1: be reminded that I have to pick up my old

1536
01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:17,840
Speaker 1: Navy himself. I don't think, so honey. I don't think

1537
01:34:17,880 --> 01:34:20,960
Speaker 1: so honey, commercials telling me that they care about me

1538
01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:23,320
Speaker 1: and my family when they clearly do not and they're

1539
01:34:23,400 --> 01:34:25,599
Speaker 1: just trying to sell any goods and wears. I don't think,

1540
01:34:25,640 --> 01:34:27,759
Speaker 1: so honey. I do not want to be reminded of COVID.

1541
01:34:27,960 --> 01:34:31,920
Speaker 1: I can suspend my disbelief. And that's one minute. I agree,

1542
01:34:31,960 --> 01:34:40,519
Speaker 1: couldn't agree more. Hey, then it's Christmas. It's the worst,

1543
01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:46,559
Speaker 1: but yes, Hey there it's a holiday. Is the energy? Hello? Friends?

1544
01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:50,600
Speaker 1: It is Christmas? Yes? And I have to say this.

1545
01:34:51,240 --> 01:34:54,840
Speaker 1: I watched Mariska Hargert to escape. Yeah, you know what

1546
01:34:54,920 --> 01:34:56,840
Speaker 1: I mean. I want I watch Mariska hargeted to be

1547
01:34:56,920 --> 01:35:01,400
Speaker 1: taking away to another world, you know, transported, to be

1548
01:35:01,479 --> 01:35:07,439
Speaker 1: transported experience watching. That's what I want, when to watch

1549
01:35:07,479 --> 01:35:11,120
Speaker 1: my queen, That's what I want. That's beautiful. Thank you, Joe,

1550
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:13,519
Speaker 1: I would say. And that's really a read on Gray's Anatomy,

1551
01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:16,640
Speaker 1: which is not not done well in this episode of

1552
01:35:16,680 --> 01:35:20,400
Speaker 1: last Gray's Anatomy did not do well today. I hope

1553
01:35:20,439 --> 01:35:24,439
Speaker 1: they recover, didn't Yeah, meet you hope. Ellen Pompeo is

1554
01:35:24,479 --> 01:35:28,720
Speaker 1: okay with this, all right? And so this is the

1555
01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:31,920
Speaker 1: fucking moment where we say to meet your Joe Harry

1556
01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:35,479
Speaker 1: that it is the troll bull. I don't think so, honey.

1557
01:35:35,479 --> 01:35:40,400
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Okay? Your troll bull topic is cowboys

1558
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:44,960
Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Cowboys.

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01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:49,160
Speaker 1: First of all, you you look like you fucking stink ugly. Also,

1560
01:35:49,400 --> 01:35:51,519
Speaker 1: you all probably have you are not taking care of

1561
01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:54,560
Speaker 1: your skin, you old as fuck. It's sad, disgusting. I

1562
01:35:54,600 --> 01:35:58,840
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Cowboys riding horse disgusting, sad. Those

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01:35:58,840 --> 01:36:01,559
Speaker 1: guys stink too. So you can smell the screen from

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01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:07,680
Speaker 1: a thousand so honey, cowboy, Um, exclude women. Okay, how

1565
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:10,840
Speaker 1: about cow girl? Ever heard of it? I don't think so, honey.

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01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:17,280
Speaker 1: Cowboys um uh neck problems much sad, disgusting. I don't

1567
01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:22,400
Speaker 1: think so, honey. That's hot, smells you? I think so, honey.

1568
01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:25,599
Speaker 1: Um like little shoes like the knives on them or whatever.

1569
01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:33,200
Speaker 1: So honey, whatever your ball is sad, I'm not interested

1570
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:43,120
Speaker 1: naked British cowboy. You guys are old, so honey. Cowboy

1571
01:36:45,160 --> 01:36:52,599
Speaker 1: dragged to filter by their own horse and Metra drag. Well,

1572
01:36:52,680 --> 01:36:55,519
Speaker 1: I miss the feeling of completely blacking out and saying

1573
01:36:55,600 --> 01:37:02,960
Speaker 1: the dumbest things, Oh my god, dragged out of here

1574
01:37:03,080 --> 01:37:07,639
Speaker 1: by their boots, out of town? What are those called?

1575
01:37:12,120 --> 01:37:14,200
Speaker 1: If anyone's going to know the meaning of spurs, it

1576
01:37:14,280 --> 01:37:17,920
Speaker 1: was going to be Joel. It was going to be

1577
01:37:18,920 --> 01:37:21,200
Speaker 1: It was always Joe. It was always going to be

1578
01:37:21,320 --> 01:37:26,040
Speaker 1: you spurs. I feel like you'd rock some spurs. Yeah. Yeah.

1579
01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:31,519
Speaker 1: Christmas and sort of like Western gear. Actually, Joel, I

1580
01:37:31,560 --> 01:37:36,280
Speaker 1: already got you a Christmas gift, Mitra, I'm going to

1581
01:37:36,439 --> 01:37:42,080
Speaker 1: order you and let's see Christmas gift that's inspired by Joels. Wow,

1582
01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:44,880
Speaker 1: Because now, actually, I you ever do this? You ever

1583
01:37:44,960 --> 01:37:48,160
Speaker 1: find like a good like a little like novelty gift idea,

1584
01:37:48,280 --> 01:37:52,320
Speaker 1: and it's it's just now it's going to be your thing, Matt. Literally, yes,

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01:37:52,479 --> 01:37:57,599
Speaker 1: you got one of mine. I need a wine that's

1586
01:37:57,600 --> 01:38:00,680
Speaker 1: as big. Yeah, that's when I'm my favorite cups. And

1587
01:38:00,760 --> 01:38:02,320
Speaker 1: actually it's more of it. Actually it's more of a

1588
01:38:02,360 --> 01:38:05,679
Speaker 1: display piece. It is a display piece because the glitter,

1589
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:08,839
Speaker 1: the sticky glitter on the outside can't endure being washed.

1590
01:38:09,880 --> 01:38:13,680
Speaker 1: It also has like fused to my countertop. So it's

1591
01:38:13,720 --> 01:38:15,680
Speaker 1: now just like part of it, and I love it.

1592
01:38:16,680 --> 01:38:18,320
Speaker 1: We need to drink the size of my ass. I

1593
01:38:18,400 --> 01:38:22,080
Speaker 1: need to drink the size of my Did you craft

1594
01:38:22,120 --> 01:38:27,599
Speaker 1: to make these? But you could have? And that there's

1595
01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:29,800
Speaker 1: a power on that too. Yeah, that I have the

1596
01:38:29,880 --> 01:38:34,280
Speaker 1: vibe of glitter bespoke wine. Yes, I was like, there

1597
01:38:34,360 --> 01:38:36,920
Speaker 1: was no doubt in my mind that you stone these tights.

1598
01:38:37,600 --> 01:38:44,640
Speaker 1: Um listen. I also we forgot to say congrats to

1599
01:38:44,720 --> 01:38:48,040
Speaker 1: both on the release of Big Mouth. Oh my god,

1600
01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:52,400
Speaker 1: it's only the funniest show on television. Truly brilliant, truly

1601
01:38:52,479 --> 01:38:59,400
Speaker 1: genius and such inspired casting, honestly inspired casting. Indeed, Tandy

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01:38:59,520 --> 01:39:05,840
Speaker 1: Newton see is the moment. She is so good. Oh

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01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:09,439
Speaker 1: she's she's absolutely killing Saved by the Bell too. We've

1604
01:39:09,479 --> 01:39:12,360
Speaker 1: said it before, we'll say it again. Jane Krakowski in

1605
01:39:12,439 --> 01:39:18,280
Speaker 1: Dirty Rock Vibes. Oh yeah, I said it. It's really good.

1606
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:22,040
Speaker 1: It's really I'm excited to watch. So everyone out there,

1607
01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:24,840
Speaker 1: all the readers have homework. And here's the thing, readers, Um,

1608
01:39:25,760 --> 01:39:29,639
Speaker 1: there's a twist because you're gonna hear from us tomorrow.

1609
01:39:30,640 --> 01:39:33,759
Speaker 1: Check your inboxes or whatever you get your podcast because

1610
01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:35,799
Speaker 1: the last cooltureeses have a little bit of a Christmas

1611
01:39:35,880 --> 01:39:39,160
Speaker 1: gift for you should be the cadence of the gift

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01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:43,479
Speaker 1: right now or no, no, no, that's the mystery. That's

1613
01:39:43,520 --> 01:39:46,679
Speaker 1: the mystery. But tomorrow we're dropping in a fun little

1614
01:39:46,720 --> 01:39:50,280
Speaker 1: episode and then follow the crumbs from there, follow the

1615
01:39:50,280 --> 01:39:53,040
Speaker 1: crumbs from there like Santa. Would you know how Santa

1616
01:39:53,120 --> 01:39:56,840
Speaker 1: follows the crumbs from house to house? That that's canonically

1617
01:39:56,880 --> 01:40:00,560
Speaker 1: how he does his thing. You know, we all know

1618
01:40:00,640 --> 01:40:03,280
Speaker 1: the story of Christmas. We all know. Listen to the

1619
01:40:03,320 --> 01:40:06,320
Speaker 1: episode tomorrow. Listen to Urgent Care, watch Big Mouth on

1620
01:40:06,439 --> 01:40:11,560
Speaker 1: one point five speed on your supported devices. Please watch it.

1621
01:40:12,080 --> 01:40:16,720
Speaker 1: You're right, um, Joelian meet any sort of words the

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01:40:16,800 --> 01:40:19,000
Speaker 1: readers as they head into the holidays, because there's a

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01:40:19,080 --> 01:40:21,439
Speaker 1: big holidays coming up, and I think that they would

1624
01:40:21,479 --> 01:40:23,920
Speaker 1: love to hear sort of, um what you had to say,

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01:40:24,200 --> 01:40:30,200
Speaker 1: Jesus King, m okay. Um. If I had to give

1626
01:40:30,240 --> 01:40:33,800
Speaker 1: anyone some advice this holiday season, I would say, um,

1627
01:40:34,400 --> 01:40:40,000
Speaker 1: stop drinking water, sound good for you. Um, um, call

1628
01:40:40,680 --> 01:40:45,000
Speaker 1: your family, but only if they have already sent your gift,

1629
01:40:45,479 --> 01:40:55,440
Speaker 1: and um, watch three busy and that is the point

1630
01:40:55,600 --> 01:40:59,479
Speaker 1: where um, we sort of segue into the song Okay,

1631
01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:15,080
Speaker 1: hello if you every way, and so children, that's an

1632
01:41:15,120 --> 01:41:17,320
Speaker 1: odd place to stop, but that's where we're gonna stop.

1633
01:41:17,360 --> 01:41:18,519
Speaker 1: And if you want to hear the rest of that,

1634
01:41:18,640 --> 01:41:22,200
Speaker 1: listen to Mariah Carey Wow Bye bye