WEBVTT - My Batsh*t Crazy Friend Who “Sees” Time - Sam Jarvis 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.320 All of us have mouth a gape, right man, I 0:00:03.360 --> 0:00:05.320 feel like I'm being You have to understand, have known 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:07.840 it for so long and then to hear this stuff 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:11.600 coming out like, oh this whole time, you're just crazy. 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:21.959 Yeah, Tosh Tosh Show to show. 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:24.680 Hey, welcome to Tosh Show. I'm your host, Daniel Tosh. 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:27.840 Today's episode is a little different. You'll notice that there's 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:30.240 someone sitting next to me right now. I'll introduce her 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:34.640 in a second. Okay, Eddie, you're here. Good, thank you 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:37.639 for coming on such short notice. This is not an 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:42.920 emergency pod. Okay, what we're doing today does not classify 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:47.600 as an emergency. This is Samkay. 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:52.240 You can talk Sam. Jesus, she's got a gift, Sam. Sam. 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:56.720 Sam used to write on Tosh point oh back in 0:00:56.760 --> 0:01:00.160 the day. She you know now she writes all kinds, 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:03.480 you know, the films, a lot of what. I don't 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:05.880 know what she does, but it's uh, you know. She 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:10.080 is married to Pete. She's been in our lives for 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:12.880 she's been on tour of me, she's performed on. 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:16.760 Tour with me. I mean just we got a lot 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:17.360 of history. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.360 The goat she was, she was on the goat even 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:22.319 though she doesn't get a credit on The Goat because 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:25.720 she was the only one smart enough to say, I 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:29.360 will do this gig and get paid handsomely, but do 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:32.480 not give me a credit on this show. First, I 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:35.160 think it's because you weren't It was during a strike, 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:40.640 and you probably weren't supposed to be working during. 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:44.040 I'm not sure. I feel like it was definitely during 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:44.400 a strike. 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:45.920 Leave my name off that one. That's fine. 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:51.240 Well, look who regrets that now Goat merchandise. Yeah, I 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:56.000 shouldn't have bought so much. I got stock files and 0:01:56.120 --> 0:02:00.120 got anyway, the point is I've known Sam for a 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:00.720 long time. 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:00.920 Now. 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:02.640 You ever know somebody for a long time, then you 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:06.000 find something out about them, like like like we just 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:09.480 found out Pete's Jewish. 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:10.800 Blew our minds. 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:11.720 That's crazy. 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:14.720 All of us freaked out. Sure, I'll tell you an example. 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:17.480 That's not an example. We've always known Pete was Jewish. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:20.160 The only person that doesn't know Pete's Jewish is Pete. 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:22.640 Pete's the one that's just so Why is he ashamed 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:23.480 of it? 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:25.600 That's a longer episode, all right. 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:27.720 By the way, Sam is going to be a guest 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:30.080 on this show. This is not her episode. 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:32.720 This is not count this, this has nothing to do 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:33.120 with it. 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:37.280 This is just she told us something. We all had 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:40.680 so many questions. I stopped listening because I was like, oh, no, no, 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:42.800 I we have to do this on air. 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:44.680 This is this is bonkers. 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:46.880 The only thing I can relate it to is one 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:48.880 time I dated a girl for a year and a 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:53.080 half and then I found out she could play the violin. Weird, 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:56.520 and I was like, are you what she never told 0:02:56.720 --> 0:03:00.800 it was bonkers. I couldn't believe it to a spy. 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:02.040 That's what we said, right ed. 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:05.240 Well, she also could speak a language she could speak. 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:12.560 Check should ask more questions, your ladies, if you can 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:15.480 play a violin and you're having sex with somebody, you're 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:16.880 going to let them know eventually. 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:18.040 That's on you. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.600 She didn't have a violin. It's not like I listened 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:25.040 to violin music and you guys. 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:26.360 Know I know how to play the violin. 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:29.359 You know you don't do yes. 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:34.520 That would come up. That definitely want to come up. 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:35.480 Okay, here we go. 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:43.320 Sam sees time differently than I thought every human on 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:47.320 the planet. I don't know how else more to set 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:52.280 it up, but like if I say, oh, today is Saturday. 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:54.960 I don't even get you know, an example that then 0:03:55.040 --> 0:04:00.120 next is Sunday. But Sam sees it in a way 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:02.040 that makes no sense. I go ahead, she give me 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:02.600 some ideas. 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:07.880 Okay, apparently I have something called time space synesthesia synesthesia. 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:09.840 This is a real thing that she looked up. 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:12.480 After right, So, in fact, I only found this out 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:14.720 with in the last like five years, which is pretty embarrassing. 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:18.680 But I was with my husband Pete, and at some 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:23.159 point I just said to him, like, isn't it so 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:27.840 interesting how in school they never talk to you about, 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:31.280 like we never learn about like how everybody sees like 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:34.479 the months or the days of the week. I'm like, yeah, 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:37.240 because people maybe see them differently. And Pete was like 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:41.760 what and get And then I was like, well, you know. 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:43.640 Like he was already married. 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:47.200 Yeah, we were married already, so he could not he 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:48.039 could not back out. 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:49.440 But yeah, so he's like what. 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:52.000 And then I'm like, well, okay, you know, for me, 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:55.520 like the months, September's at the top and March is 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.920 at the bottom, and then like days of the week are. 0:04:57.920 --> 0:04:59.800 Kind of shaped like a capital D. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:01.560 And I was like, is that how you see the 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:04.680 days of the week or do you see them differently. 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:11.039 I am so again lost. Okay, what's at the top 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:11.960 seven months? 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:15.839 Okay, So when you visualize time, which is a thing 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:19.760 that time space synesthesia does, is that I see like 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:22.760 if you take the year as a calendar, I. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.560 You don't just look at a calendar like the first 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:26.719 one's January and then the next one is February. 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:26.800 No. 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:29.080 I think when I think about the year or where 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.640 we are, what month we are, I. 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:33.080 Picture that as a circle. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:36.920 Okay, so say it's like a clock, September's at the 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:38.200 top December. 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:39.359 Why wouldn't January be? 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:40.240 I don't know. 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:46.080 I think it has something to do with maybe this 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:48.760 starting when I was like a kid or in school, or. 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:52.760 Does everyone that has has this this form of partation 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:54.960 do it the same? 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:55.320 Yes? 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.200 No, I don't think so, because I looked up something 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:01.000 once on Reddit. Someone was saying that they see the 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:03.720 days of the week and it goes counterclockwise, and that 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:06.839 is like some real freak shit. That's crazy to me. 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:09.600 So anyway, go back to the clock. Don't don't fanic. 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:13.800 Are you eligible for a real ID? Just curious? 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:17.800 I have a realized of course you're married to life 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:18.560 hacked beat. 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:21.719 Okay, so this is a calendar. 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:24.080 Hey, I had a new jingle that we also play 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:25.479 a game with Sam all the time where we do 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:28.240 jingles and then she has to guess what it was. 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:35.239 Save big money at minards. I know that one number 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:36.440 is what I've gotten in a long time. 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:39.760 All right, what's the circle this is gonna be the year? 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.080 September is of the top like a clock. It's a circle. 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:43.320 Okay, So then you have. 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.600 December is like where three pm would. 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:46.400 Wait, wait, they don't go in order. 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:48.920 No, it's like September, October, November. I'm just trying to 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:49.320 give you that. 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.440 Oh you jumped ahead trying to give you that. I 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:52.039 get it. I get it. 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:54.520 Okay, December is at like three, March would be at 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:56.680 like six. In July would be at like nine pm. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.600 That's how I see the calendar. So right now, if 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:02.760 we're in the summer, we're in July, we're like over 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:05.680 here to the left, like where nine pm is. So 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:09.040 think about like birthdays, Your birthday My birthday are like. 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:11.679 Day blocks the way clocks are already shaped. 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:15.200 Yeah, okay, okay, but like you're in my birthday or 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.760 is down here like around eight pm? And then and 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:20.880 like saying with Pete's and Eddie's down here, John, when's 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:21.360 your birthday? 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:21.960 November? 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:23.480 November? This is over here? 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:23.800 All right? 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:26.560 I get it. Yeah, I can understand the circle from September. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:28.200 Yeah, as you move around. So then days of the 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:30.720 week that's shaped like a capital D. 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:33.280 Is that just because of the word days? 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:34.520 Yeah? 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:36.320 I don't know why. 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:41.440 I I thought everyone saw months and days. 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:42.119 And they don't. 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:45.720 Days the top Mondays at the top, then it goes Tuesday. 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:47.800 Wednesday is kind of the fat part of the D. 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:50.040 Then Thursday, then Friday is the bottom, and then Saturday 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:51.360 Sunday is the straight line part. 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:53.360 Okay, so you end on Sundays. You are a Christian, 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.840 you believe the seventh Day is Holy we rest. 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.760 So it's like, this is Monday. 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:01.960 How many times have you had to explain this to people? Now? 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.680 I mean, I don't like say it a lot. 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:08.440 I can't Huh, how dumb I think this is? 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:09.160 There? We are? 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:11.040 I mean I feel like I have a meeting on 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:13.080 Monday and then I have my dermatologists on Wednesday. 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:20.120 Sure, okay, I've got stuff. This week doesn't with shape 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:22.840 making it shaped in a D? What about calendars? Do 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:25.440 calendars frustrate you the way they have them laid out. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:29.120 I just I think I just don't really pay attention 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:30.640 to Cary loves accounting. 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:34.000 We have calendars in our in our pantry, and it's 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:36.760 just everything is filled out. Do you never use an 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:38.120 actual traditional calendar? 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:40.160 I have one on my phone that. 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.200 I do you use it? You put appointment times in there? 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:43.760 Huh yeah, So why don't you just wait for that 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:46.440 thing to beep instead of like doing your Rainman stuff? 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:46.600 Well? 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:47.000 I do. 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.720 I still have like alerts on my phone and stuff. 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:52.320 But I also just like when I set something, it 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:59.800 just also gets like set in my little my calendar noodles. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:05.280 Yea, when you saw that, what was the first movie 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:07.640 that did the whole like formula started to float? 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:10.960 What was it? A beautiful mind? Beautiful mind? Did you go? 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.080 Did you feel seen? No? 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:16.720 Because I'm not good at like numbers or math or anything. 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:19.560 But are you seeing weird things in the air like that? 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.520 I mean no, not really, I'm not seen anything. When 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:26.280 I think of days now, I just learn them Sunday, Monday, 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.480 Happy Days, Tuesday, Wednesday Happy Days. 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:30.760 I don't want to get two in the weeds. It's 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:32.400 a little like angled for what. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.600 Why does that? Why does the angle mean something? 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:37.640 No idea, I don't know. 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:40.400 Like same thing with the months, Like I always kind 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:43.360 of see it from the perspective of like where January 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:44.040 February is. 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:45.240 I'm looking at it like if. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:47.160 I say, twenty twenty five, does that mean something? 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:48.320 Yeah, that's this year? 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:51.800 What does this year mean? 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:56.559 That's just I'm I just picture the I start in January, 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:57.400 that's five. 0:09:57.480 --> 0:10:01.360 But if I think about like COVID March of twenty twenty, 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:04.600 I'm like, Okay, you guys went to Australia in January 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.400 of twenty twenty, and then like March happened, and then 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:11.160 this was COVID in twenty twenty over here, right, Okay, you. 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:13.840 Know, I'm kind of fine, but I'm saying, but actual 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:16.480 numbers of years do you think do they mean something different? 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:17.000 Yeah? 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:23.520 Yeah, unfortunately yes, So years stop. 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:27.200 Years are like a straight line. So nineteen hundred. 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:29.679 That's when it starts, starts to the left and it 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:32.720 goes to the right. For some reason, I think because 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:35.440 I'm born at the end of the nineteen hundreds, it 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:38.439 doesn't start over for two thousand. It's just a continuous 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.000 line to now twenty thirty five, but yeah, like twenty. 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:41.920 It'll never start over. 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:44.839 I don't know, I don't think so Okay, so twenty 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.440 twenty five is like here if I think of like, well. 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:49.600 I think of a line, a timeline that makes. 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:51.480 Sense, Yeah, like nine to eleven's here? 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:54.920 Is it to scale? 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:57.520 The scale kind of changes, so like the centuries before, 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:00.200 like eighteen hundreds and seventh they're in like they're allmost 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.719 like corn field lines behind it. 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:04.000 Yeah. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:05.760 So then unfortunately, like. 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.800 What do you have? Do you have history that you 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:08.800 know from difference? 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.760 Okay, That's the sad thing is that you think that 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:13.520 I would be like something, how many. 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:15.840 Spond with all these things? And I'm not. 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:19.080 I don't have any visual of numbers. 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:21.920 Like weather, Like if it's thirty degrees in Chicago, it's 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:22.680 like over here. 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:25.520 And if it's like Chicago. 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:27.680 If you don't like the weather in Chicago, just wait 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:28.199 a few. 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:29.520 Minutes, that's Chicago. 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:33.680 I don't know, Like I think it's all numbers that 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:37.280 I sort of see, like if I say four, well. 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:40.000 I mean like I'm not the math doesn't matter. 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:41.720 But like math doesn't it doesn't affect. 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.600 No, I'm not good at math. I'm not good with numbers, 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:47.360 but like zero to one hundred? Okay, do you see 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:48.400 that in front of you? 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.599 No, Like I just know what you just know that 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:51.160 the numbers. 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:54.080 If you got a ninety on a test like that 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:55.680 would be more over to the right. 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:56.520 Huh. 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.240 Here's my thing that I don't get is that I 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:06.880 don't get how you know when things are Like I 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:11.280 have assistance, okay, right, right, you specifically someone tells you. 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:16.280 Right, somebody dabs me on the shoulders, like, right, go here, you. 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:16.800 Have to go do this. 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:21.240 But like if I have a dermatologist appointment next Wednesday, Like, 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:24.200 how do you know how soon something is? 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:27.880 Because I know today is Saturday, and I know that 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:29.160 there's four more days. 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.360 Okay, but until Wednesday. 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:34.840 If there's like something coming up in September, you just 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:38.480 you don't see yourself like getting closer to it. 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:39.480 No, I don't. 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:41.720 I guess I just know that I have to live 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:43.400 for three more months, Okay. 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.640 I Like, I know it sounds weird that you can't 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.160 picture how I picture things, But like, I don't get 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:53.160 how any of you guys function without this. 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:55.280 All of us have mouth a gape. 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:58.520 Right now, I feel like I'm being you feel like 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:00.520 when you talk to somebody, you have to have known 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:03.040 it for so long and then to hear this stuff 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:06.840 coming out like oh this whole time, you're just crazy. 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:09.440 I feel like you're just like untethered. 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:12.040 If you have no concept for any of this, like 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:14.800 something that's happening a month from now, or that happened 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:16.320 like five months ago, that's just like. 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:17.920 I know what five months is? 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:19.720 What do you mean? Like, but what do you mean? 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.280 What I mean like relative to you? Now you just 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:23.040 know what it is. 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:28.000 Yeah, it's halfway a rotation around the sun. Is that helpful? 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:29.120 No, it's not. 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:31.880 So do you associate it with like seasons? 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:33.600 I mean, I know the seasons. 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:34.960 Do seasons have a place? 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:37.760 I mean yeah, here with the with the months. 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:40.640 But it's always in order no matter where you see it. 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:42.559 It's never like randomly different. 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.240 No, it's always in the same place. 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:47.160 And you just get I don't even know what you're concerned, Like, 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:49.720 you can't understand that that I just have an idea 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:50.960 of how long something is. 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:59.000 Yeah, where's two million dollars? Okay, that's like over here. 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:02.720 Oh no, so he just says he just said, where's 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:05.960 two million dollars? And two million dollars has a has 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:06.920 a place like. 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:09.840 It's it's in like a scale of Yeah, if you're 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:13.720 talking about millions one to ten, like, it's over here. 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:15.880 It's not the same as days of the week or anything. 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:19.680 Two millions just over here, and where's eight million? 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:21.760 Well, then I guess the scale would shrink and it 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:23.320 would just it would still be over here, but a 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:26.520 little bit before. Right, Okay, if you're thinking about zero 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.720 to one hundred million, two million would be over here. 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:34.480 But if you're thinking about like zero to five million, it's. 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:35.200 Probably over here. 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:38.920 July eighth from right now is a week and a 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:42.560 half away. Okay, Oh, you. 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:45.600 Just need to actually see well, within like two weeks 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:47.520 I can go over that actually makes sense. 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:51.040 The week was a well but you know. 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:51.920 Oh it's a D. 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:52.480 It's a D. 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:55.160 God. I don't even know which way a D goes 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:56.640 when I'm doing it in the area. 0:14:56.600 --> 0:15:01.120 I go clockwise, so that helps me. But like, yeah, 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:02.240 if there's a random. 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:04.960 Du it, it's not hard. Though. If you have. 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:09.720 Something on July seventeen, you're just like that's floating in 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:12.840 the abyss for you. You're like, that's next month's problem, Like whatever. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.680 O, it's three weeks away, but it just is. 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:17.960 It's nice to see that it gets closer. 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:20.800 Yeah, it's still getting closer to me, but I know 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:22.760 I get it. You you're just you get a visual 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:22.960 for you. 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:25.360 Yeah, when you watch a movie, then I say it's 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:29.240 two hours. Are you like putting this on a time Yeah, 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:29.800 I would. 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:32.200 Say, like I mean in a day, like the hours 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:36.040 in the day vaguely also are in a line. So 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:38.480 if I have something a dinner, that's like at the 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:39.840 top of the line. 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:43.320 But if I say this movie is ninety minutes, right, 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:46.680 do you go oh I or do you just go oh, yeah, 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:47.560 I know how long that is. 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:48.960 That's a short hour and a half. 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:51.760 Comedy both, I know how long it is. 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:55.800 And its just like as adults, we just like you've memorized. 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:59.080 You're so conditioned to know, oh, thirty days, I got it. 0:15:59.200 --> 0:15:59.560 A month. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.360 I guess, just what about your period? 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:05.040 Does that? Does that fall on anything? 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:08.600 No, that's just shape of a pretzel. That's just every 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:09.440 twenty eight days. 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:10.760 That's a big capital P. 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:15.400 Yeah right there, we got it. 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:15.680 Yeah. 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:21.760 Some individuals with time space synesthesia also have autism or 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:26.720 have experienced head injuries. Which of these two categories do 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:28.080 you fit into. 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:31.680 Boy without a diagnosis, And. 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:35.320 I mean that is true, that was looked up. 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:38.520 Okay, I guess head injury. I think you. 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:40.360 Don't want to admit that you've got a touch, as 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:40.880 I don't. 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:44.040 I guess it's a spectrum, so I could have a 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:45.600 light dusting. 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:49.240 Oh right, how do you see the spectrum? 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:52.240 I believe you are right here on the spectrum. If 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:55.440 the spectrum is leaning this way, you're right now. 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:58.840 I don't know starts here. I'm trying to figure out 0:16:58.880 --> 0:16:59.640 how I see time. 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.000 Now. That's the whole thing. We can't. 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:05.280 I can't even answer your questions because it doesn't make 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:06.200 any sense. 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:06.520 To me at all. 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:07.119 I don't know. 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:10.359 The numbers thing is weird because even like zero, like 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:11.160 age too. 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:14.200 It's like you're fifty, which is like right here. 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:18.720 Allegedly allegedly I met you when I was twenty four, 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:19.600 which is over here. 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:23.640 You know you don't picture, but you don't see past 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:26.959 fifty for him, right, I say, I'm not seeing it 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:29.359 until you're like fifty one. Then it moves. 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:33.080 No. I feel like numbers that are like sequential, You 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:34.640 don't think of them in a row. 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:36.879 Yes, if I were to count. 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:38.480 Okay, so you don't. 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:41.000 I know what my next birthday will be. It will 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:41.840 be fifty one. 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:45.160 But if someone's eighty five, that is just then the. 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:46.600 Year before they were eighty. 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:49.280