Speaker 1: Calgary. Are you ladies, gentlemen, My first guest today is
Speaker 1: a man that never has her hands out. That's right,
Speaker 1: because the bigger has one hand. Listen, a gentleman. Baby
Speaker 1: Chopper is in the building today. Money to the Mothersucker Podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome man, Welcome, put his earphones on. Welcome to the show. Monega.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to meet the trouble Sons man. You know,
Speaker 1: my show is all about having people, you know, hard working,
Speaker 1: different people. I don't know into like, like I said
Speaker 1: when I had an interview with Charlotte Maagne, I'm not
Speaker 1: into a list and B listens. I like Z lists.
Speaker 1: You know, your zealist celebrity by the way, Moniga, I
Speaker 1: like Z cuter, q R S, t U V all
Speaker 1: the way disease listen. Absolutely right with him zealist because
Speaker 1: it shows on her views. Yeah, but it's amazing. I mean,
Speaker 1: giving everybody a chance in the world. I like people
Speaker 1: that's been through hardship, different people, you know, and my guests.
Speaker 1: It is a very special different guy. Um um. If
Speaker 1: you you can't see the show, you can hear it.
Speaker 1: You know, you know he's one of the you got
Speaker 1: you know, he came luckily for him. He's righty are
Speaker 1: you right? Are you right handed? And I mean my
Speaker 1: mistakes to what I'm saying, I'm not gonna say I
Speaker 1: was perfect no more, it's perfect man, Yeah yeah, but
Speaker 1: during the hard time like you lost your arm in
Speaker 1: the hospital and then that's that's just the wrong time
Speaker 1: to me, man, you know all for y'all, don't even
Speaker 1: break up. You should have been very a lot more supportive.
Speaker 1: But that you know, the truth come out when bad
Speaker 1: things happening. I'll type people all the time, when bad
Speaker 1: situation happened, that's when you just find out who truly
Speaker 1: it's there for you and who's done there for you.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't meant to be. You're gonna be a
Speaker 1: better place, and you know and now you trust me.
Speaker 1: Life is gonna do nothing but get better. And on
Speaker 1: top of that, hey, you got you know you could.
Speaker 1: Life is gonna be better for you. And you don't
Speaker 1: have to work all right now you could do things
Speaker 1: that you really want to do. No need to go
Speaker 1: and working for the goddam man anymore. No clock and
Speaker 1: sweat box, no sweat box. You know you lost the
Speaker 1: hand who got fu by the hand, and what I mean, hey,
Speaker 1: what is something casts arm on the leg? I guess
Speaker 1: it really costed your arm in the leg. But who
Speaker 1: gives a fun? Right, You're gonna be a better person.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be a stronger person and people gonna look
Speaker 1: up to You're gonna be a morgul. You're gonna be
Speaker 1: all inspiration to people. Yeah, yeah it look right now,
Speaker 1: Chinese per we gotta m look at you. You You got
Speaker 1: your arm, but your fucking loser, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know you had a whole army. You still you
Speaker 1: smack the drink over and sunk my fucking part of
Speaker 1: the road flow up. You know, I wish you didn't
Speaker 1: have a left on my floor, would have went, would
Speaker 1: be still drinking. What do you do for a living?
Speaker 1: I'm an entrepreneur. That means she has the only fans
Speaker 1: page put the mic in your mouth. Yeah wait, don't
Speaker 1: say that Chinese best friends a little yeah, but the mouth, yeah, Chris.
Speaker 1: I'm a cosmetologist. Um, I have my own business, my
Speaker 1: own shopping Maryland in the d NBA, and I'm also
Speaker 1: a brand ambassador for Kwan's Eyes. So just the last
Speaker 1: ones that I'm wearing. Look at that beautiful. It looks
Speaker 1: so those natural. It looks so natural, because usually want
Speaker 1: girls have lashes. It looks like the eyes asking the question.
Speaker 1: So her lashes are very natural looking. They're not like
Speaker 1: those like, you know, charantulas. You know, somebody came it
Speaker 1: looks really good on you. Yeah, it looks really good.
Speaker 1: I'm the face of her brand. And yeah, we were
Speaker 1: featured last year. Um around the same time. Actually, I'm
Speaker 1: an Essence magazine and I was featured on their website
Speaker 1: and now in You're I'm gonna one showing Africa mother
Speaker 1: Sucker podcast, the podcast with Michael Blackson, and it's definitely
Speaker 1: been a vibe. Eat as you do, don't eat as
Speaker 1: in the first day, I'm judging you. Yeah, Like for me,
Speaker 1: I'm at it. That's flag black As. But I won't
Speaker 1: see you after Okay, So I wanted that's too much
Speaker 1: the first date. I think at least you want to
Speaker 1: do that turn you out the first day. Goddamn well
Speaker 1: you want to stop? Wait, Mike, so I have to know,
Speaker 1: you know, we did live like we did this around
Speaker 1: Christmas Christmas time or a little bit after Christmas. So
Speaker 1: I gave Mike and Roddy's like it was a clota
Speaker 1: pussy and the sex like a sex website, sex toy website,
Speaker 1: adult toy website. I just said. And so for Christmas,
Speaker 1: I gave him like a whole gift basket like Christmas,
Speaker 1: he got three Christmas boxes and inside of there was
Speaker 1: something for him and Roda. So I just wanted tho
Speaker 1: did the kid work? Like if you use fake for
Speaker 1: Jina nug I'd rather get a site bit. I'm not
Speaker 1: fake it, Chris, Chris, you use it? He's say, can
Speaker 1: I have it? Cheating Chris? You have you have to
Speaker 1: put it together, Chris exact considering it was not like
Speaker 1: that is that was to keep you from, like, you know,
Speaker 1: like cheating. No, I'd rather cheat. No, I didn't. I
Speaker 1: don't even know where it's at. You can put it
Speaker 1: together like a power that you gotta make up this.
Speaker 1: You gotta put it together like yeah, I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not even kind of build up sucking pussy. It's like
Speaker 1: build it. I heard a build of Bay. I never
Speaker 1: heard a build up Vagina. What's up? Mother sucks? This
Speaker 1: isr African King up coming, Michael Blackson. I'm here to
Speaker 1: ask you a question. Oh you subscribe to my podcast,
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Speaker 1: catch a new episode every Tuesday. Alright, here's my advice,
Speaker 1: you know on fun sex. Okay, my things, my I've
Speaker 1: said it before. I'm not sure what should I said
Speaker 1: it on. Let's say, okay, you wait, like what's the
Speaker 1: normal time to wait to feel a person out? Like
Speaker 1: maybe months? Two months? I say, I feel like, okay,
Speaker 1: in a new millennium eating two weeks, I feel like
Speaker 1: between two weeks and like, let's say it up right,
Speaker 1: because it's really up to your disc right, So you
Speaker 1: are a month or two months, you are two weeks
Speaker 1: and up right, Okay, So let me let's just say
Speaker 1: you wait two months. Okay, We're in there. Two months.
Speaker 1: You guys want a nice lovely days Chinese best friends.
Speaker 1: Just just hear me out need when those two months
Speaker 1: you went on like a bunch of days, you got
Speaker 1: to meet all your friends. They're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he's just so cute together. He got to meet your mother. Oh, timeline,
Speaker 1: two months, you better meet your mom. Two months. You
Speaker 1: don't think that's five. I can't forget your mother. Okay,
Speaker 1: forget your mother. You met your brothers, maybe brother sisters, sisters, okay,
Speaker 1: man and your friends, your best friends. They had no
Speaker 1: guys at the house. Everybody said, oh my god, what's
Speaker 1: his name? Lets guess what's a good name for your boyfriend?
Speaker 1: What you named me? Like like Joshua around him, Tim, Mike, Brad, Josh,
Speaker 1: Josh all right, job Josh me coming around for like
Speaker 1: two months. Good friends. Everybody loved Job. Just so sweet
Speaker 1: that he has a nice job, I got a nice car.
Speaker 1: You gotta look so good together. And then finally give
Speaker 1: Josh the pussy, right, Josh dig is so small on
Speaker 1: his ball, that's sae, I know just the right dig
Speaker 1: is little You. Now you're like, guess what you don't
Speaker 1: waste it? How many hours is two months? You're the
Speaker 1: worst mathematician of all time. Two seven hundred something. You know,
Speaker 1: it's the seven hundred seven hundred three nights and weekends
Speaker 1: of your life that you'll never get back of hours.
Speaker 1: Now you disappointed? He little dick can eat pussy, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're done. I have to let him fall off. But
Speaker 1: I have to let him fall in a nice way,
Speaker 1: like let him down easy. Right. But I've been there before.
Speaker 1: I'm being serious. It's like I was like early twenties, right,
Speaker 1: maybe like my teens, and I was like, what the
Speaker 1: hell is this? Like She's like, what is this? Is that? Like?
Speaker 1: Did you need the other dick at home? Get the
Speaker 1: other dick? I couldn't get with the rhythm of it.
Speaker 1: I was just like, I can't do this all right?
Speaker 1: So now in the two months now you have to
Speaker 1: win more because little Dick and then all your girls,
Speaker 1: I'm god waste Josh, wasted your time. That's why you
Speaker 1: should have John the first or second day and then
Speaker 1: but you know, like, but then you might wasted two
Speaker 1: more months. You got what you got, some free fucking
Speaker 1: stick donners on and my dog and chick. I know
Speaker 1: you put them in the friend zone. I had a
Speaker 1: friend zone there, friend zone. The little dick motherfucker's friend zone.
Speaker 1: You gotta let him know nicely, like, you know, I
Speaker 1: think we should just be friends. That's lady. When you
Speaker 1: meet him man like sin, you meet him like listen,
Speaker 1: I know we just met picking put your dick out.
Speaker 1: I mean you might know what I think you should.
Speaker 1: But you know what, no, no, I have one time,
Speaker 1: this one pretty girl that I went up fuck you know,
Speaker 1: but she's playing hard to get and I you know,
Speaker 1: I just I just put my dick out and then
Speaker 1: she went right away. People, maybe that was spicy for her,
Speaker 1: you know, someone like that fellows like it's spicy. Feel
Speaker 1: freed next. Trust me, women are just like us when
Speaker 1: you want, women get morning. Just like man goo, we
Speaker 1: see titties, we get excited. Women get excited when they
Speaker 1: see dick. If you ever alone with the woman she
Speaker 1: playing hard to get, put your dick outfucker, you end
Speaker 1: up getting the never everybody. You got to think that
Speaker 1: you're also you're Michael Blacks and so like that's a
Speaker 1: little different, right. A regular dude just does that. That
Speaker 1: may not really work in his favor. You might be
Speaker 1: like yo, like he's doing a smart way, Like my god,
Speaker 1: you know what's man? Check us out. I got this
Speaker 1: dick head, and can you tell me if this is normal?
Speaker 1: Black Well, maybe he's not pulling on his digging, but
Speaker 1: small can't trust me. Big big Nig's up, all right,
Speaker 1: follow him and baby chappol. I mean, of course, Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend is I g is Chinese best friend And
Speaker 1: I've been your host, Michael Blackson, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 1: We'll see on another episode of mother Sucker. The mother
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