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Speaker 1: The girl, what's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Come on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 4: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 4: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 4: uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey girl, Oh

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Speaker 4: you want to go have the's on a baby.

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Speaker 1: Jumping right to.

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Speaker 4: The Okay, whatever you do, don't say yes or try

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Speaker 4: to bargain him down. Just point right below his belt

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Speaker 4: and say are you gonna eat that? When he looks confused,

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Speaker 4: that's when you grab his phone and put in the

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Speaker 4: number to the loser line, so hopefully he calls it

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Speaker 4: and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on

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Speaker 4: the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Hey there, Warrior, you.

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Speaker 3: Just checking in so.

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Speaker 6: I know when we met and you said you're.

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Speaker 5: Having kind of a rough go.

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Speaker 6: Well, lucky for you.

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Speaker 5: I actually do some motivational speaking.

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Speaker 6: It's mostly a senior homes right now, and usually I'm

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Speaker 6: just like encouraging them to like not die at breakfast.

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Speaker 6: But I really think I've made some strides with a

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Speaker 6: few of them.

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Speaker 2: Like there's this old.

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Speaker 6: Guy named Maury, say he's ninety three, and one day

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Speaker 6: he was saying, Uh, what do I even have.

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Speaker 5: To live for? And I told him life is like

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Speaker 5: a sandwich. Sometimes it's cold, sometimes it's soggy, but it's

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Speaker 5: always going to be a sandwich. You just got to

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Speaker 5: eat it.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, I think that works.

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Speaker 5: And you know, I bet Jack inspire you to actually

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Speaker 5: do something with your life. I mean, the meeting guys

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Speaker 5: like me, things can only get better.

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Speaker 4: Next inspired during the entire thing.

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Speaker 7: I mean, the only problem is more he probably can't

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Speaker 7: eat the sandwich because of the teeth situation. But I

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Speaker 7: got what he was saying.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I wanted that to be motivational.

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Speaker 5: Yes, sandwich.

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Speaker 3: I love this.

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Speaker 5: I'm into this.

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Speaker 6: Yeh.

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Speaker 3: Never made sense.

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Speaker 7: It's over our heads, but sometimes it's a hot sandwich.

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Speaker 1: Again.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you know that you're going to see that phrase

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Speaker 4: stitched into Airbnb pillows. Life's like a sandwich, you just

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Speaker 4: gotta eat it. I love it. Well remotivated, Jose, Look,

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Speaker 4: I did want to say this, but I'm a really

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Speaker 4: big deal.

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Speaker 3: I'm not even joking. So listen, if you don't.

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Speaker 2: Hit me up by six o'clock.

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Speaker 3: Tonight, then I'm I'm gonna go out and hook up

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Speaker 3: with so many women. Is that what you want?

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Speaker 2: You want me out there in the streets.

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Speaker 3: Drowning in ladies because I will.

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Speaker 2: I will drown myself and chicks all night and it'll

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Speaker 2: be easy.

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Speaker 6: So if you don't.

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Speaker 2: Want that, then call me back.

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Speaker 3: Watch Chicken Babe.

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Speaker 7: I like that. The chick drowning usually takes place at

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Speaker 7: six o'clock in the evening.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's when it starts, and then the flooding really

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Speaker 4: picks up after that.

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Speaker 7: I love it.

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Speaker 4: Kids play hard to get and they're not even in

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Speaker 4: the room with the same girl totally. He's absolutely not

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Speaker 4: compensating for something.

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Speaker 7: She's gonna miss out yea.

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Speaker 4: And in fact, I would use that same exact advice

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Speaker 4: for our listeners, where if you don't go listen to

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Speaker 4: our podcast or our YouTube at Brooke and Jeffrey, what

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Speaker 4: are you gonna do, jeff You're gonna miss out and

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Speaker 4: we're gonna have so many other listeners all night long.

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Speaker 4: Not what you want, just some raindos hitting up our

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Speaker 4: second date updates and our phone tabs. You have till

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Speaker 4: six o'clock to subscribe, otherwise we are gonna drown ourselves

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Speaker 4: in listeners.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 7: Now I even want us more.

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Speaker 4: That's hope you feel bad about yourself. Now let's get

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Speaker 4: back to the clipse.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jessica, it's Betten from the birthday party. Probably remember

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Speaker 2: me as quickly the party clown. I'm sorry to hear

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Speaker 2: about your divorce, by the way, but I heard some

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Speaker 2: of the other moms talking about it, and well, this

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Speaker 2: may not be the best time to bring it up.

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Speaker 2: But I do part time divorce counseling on the side,

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Speaker 2: and I'm not doing the clown stuff. So if you want,

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Speaker 2: I can be your shoulder to cry on or your

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Speaker 2: nose to honk on. Anyway, I'm here, give me a callback.

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Speaker 4: Imagine him whispering that gig.

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Speaker 7: That has to be when you know you hit rock

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Speaker 7: bottom when you're getting counseled by a clown after your divorce.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody needs a side.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 3: I said, Hey, yeah, it's uh, the guy from Java Junction.

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Speaker 3: We exchanged phone numbers. I noticed you you accidentally took

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Speaker 3: my sugar packet when you grabbed your coffee from the table.

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Speaker 3: So I mean, it's it's no big deal. It's you know,

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Speaker 3: it happens all the time, but it's it's just funny

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Speaker 3: because now every time I stir my latte, it makes

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Speaker 3: me it makes the sound of a dolphin, you know, Like,

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Speaker 3: but hey, you can always make it up to me

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Speaker 3: by buying me a coffee this weekend, you know, FYI,

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Speaker 3: it's uh, it's gotta be. It has to include a sugar.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that'll stop the dolphin knice. I really like you.

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Speaker 7: Oh, I don't like that one. Do the drugs go

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Speaker 7: straight in the coffee or make them afterwards?

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Speaker 4: You really want to know how it works?

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Speaker 7: I just I want drug a sugar code.

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Speaker 1: For Yeah, it sounds like we need to set this

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Speaker 1: guy up with some sort of clown life counselor make

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