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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappened.

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Speaker 2: So Trish was in the bathroom stall at her office

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Speaker 2: and the woman in the stall next to her asked

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Speaker 2: for toilet paper, but Trish was very late for a meeting,

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Speaker 2: so she just ran out and didn't give the boy

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Speaker 2: any toilet paper. Tells her husband about it, and her husband, Jason,

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Speaker 2: has been making fun of her NonStop, and so he's like,

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Speaker 2: this is the perfect opportunity to tap her.

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Speaker 1: So that's what we did.

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Speaker 3: Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: See what happens in Daniel's phone?

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Speaker 2: Tap?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Yeah? Is this you?

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Speaker 3: Is this me?

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Speaker 2: Who?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 3: This is Trish?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Trish? That's your name?

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Speaker 3: What is your name?

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. What matters is the fact that I

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Speaker 2: was next to you in the bathroom and I asked

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Speaker 2: you for a piece of toilet paper and said you

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Speaker 2: run out of the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: What the is that?

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Speaker 3: How did you get this number?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter How I got this number?

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Speaker 3: Forget nice.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna tell you. Well, I'm you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm gonna tell you.

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Speaker 3: Mary, it's Marcy.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not Marcy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So where do you work at the phone? Come

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Speaker 3: that's a phone company. What position do you work in?

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Speaker 1: None of your business? You work at the phone company?

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Speaker 3: You know what you How do you know it's me?

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Speaker 1: Because I recognized your shoes underneath the stall.

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Speaker 3: You recognize my shoes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the.

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Speaker 2: Only rich bitch that wears black Proda shoes to work

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Speaker 2: every day?

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Speaker 3: What are you pathetic? Are you kidding me? Sorry that

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Speaker 3: I wasn't able to give you a little piece of

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Speaker 3: toilet paper. Get over it, Move on with your life

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Speaker 3: and see how that is.

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Speaker 2: First of all, would have taken you two seconds to

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Speaker 2: pull off a square of toilet paper and hand it

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Speaker 2: to me?

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Speaker 1: Under the thing? You didn't have two seconds to help out?

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Speaker 3: Another element two seconds, and I didn't have time to

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Speaker 3: take up two pieces of toilet paper and give them

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Speaker 3: to you.

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Speaker 1: You could have handed me a roll of toilet paper.

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Speaker 3: Would it take you too, like ten minutes of my

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Speaker 3: time by unrolling it, folding it into little squares, and

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Speaker 3: then handing it to you like you're some kind of princess.

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Speaker 1: Look, don't be stupid. All you had to do is

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Speaker 1: help a sister.

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Speaker 3: Stupid because obviously I'm your superior. If you're working in

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Speaker 3: the phone company.

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Speaker 2: If you needed help and I didn't give you toilet

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Speaker 2: paper and you had to use your hands.

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Speaker 1: How would you feel?

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Speaker 3: Why don't you just use your underwear?

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Speaker 1: You've used your underwear, of course I have.

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Speaker 3: Everybody has had to do that at one point in

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Speaker 3: their life.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask a question after you use it.

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Speaker 3: Now, let me ask you a question. What do you

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Speaker 3: want me to do about this? I said, I'm sorry, no, seriously.

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Speaker 2: Like now I'm like perplexed here, Like what do you

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Speaker 2: do after you use your underwear?

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Speaker 1: Like, what do you do for the rest of the day.

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Speaker 3: You just stuck around without underwear. You've never done that.

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Speaker 2: You walk around the office without underwear underneath your pants.

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Speaker 3: The bottom line is we're wasting time at work. Did

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Speaker 3: your boss know that you're on the phone with me?

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Speaker 3: Let me I would like to speak to him about this.

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Speaker 2: Why don't I just pack a bag of sweat socks

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Speaker 2: in my purse, you know, just in case of emergency.

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Speaker 3: No, this car goes on a little bit longer. I'm

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Speaker 3: just going to trace it right back to you, and

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Speaker 3: I'm going to have you fired.

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Speaker 2: Don't drink a lot of water today because you better

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Speaker 2: be holding it in because if I catch you in

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Speaker 2: the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'll mean you in the bathroom. It doesn't matter

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Speaker 3: to me. It doesn't matter to me because I was

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Speaker 3: the one who had the toilet paper. I'm the winner

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Speaker 3: in this situation. You bet aarly, you're superior. You betaring

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Speaker 3: this number from the phone room.

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Speaker 2: You better hold it in all day, because when I

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Speaker 2: catch you in that bathroom, I'm gonna make you drink

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Speaker 2: the toilet.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna call your boss. He's gonna fire you, and

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Speaker 3: then you're not even going to be able to afford

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Speaker 3: toilet paper in your house. As soon as we hang

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Speaker 3: up this phone, I'm gonna trace this call, and your

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Speaker 3: ass is going to be out.

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Speaker 2: Well, then why don't we call my boss right now?

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Speaker 2: All right, let's do it, all right, I'll conference him in.

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Speaker 2: His name is Elvis Duran.

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Speaker 1: This is Danielle N. Harrold from Elvis Durant in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You got phone tap.

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Speaker 3: God, oh my god, it's all right, and I'm so

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Speaker 3: mad at you.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded

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Speaker 1: permission granted by all parts.

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Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 2: the Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Y