WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Seafood Surprise

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<v Speaker 1>Second date up Date, a guy named Chris wrote us

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<v Speaker 1>saying he's made a rule to never ask a woman

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<v Speaker 1>out ever again.

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<v Speaker 2>Really wowa after whatever happened that he's on the phone

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<v Speaker 2>with us for it before.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just reading this from his email. But Chris explained

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<v Speaker 1>he learned a new strategy from a video that he

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<v Speaker 1>saw where if you're a guy and you say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out to dinner with me

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<v Speaker 1>on Saturday night? Yeah, You're already putting yourself at a

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<v Speaker 1>disadvantage right there. Why Because in the woman's mind, she

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<v Speaker 1>is thinking, if I say yes, then I'm doing him

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<v Speaker 1>a favor and he's gonna end up having a great

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<v Speaker 1>night because of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, she's not thinking, wow, I'm really excited to us

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<v Speaker 2>free meal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's thinking. She's thinking, sorry, I was being more

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<v Speaker 1>going beyond the meal. She's thinking, if I say yes,

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm giving him the gift of spending time with me.

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<v Speaker 1>If I say no, then this loser has nothing going

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<v Speaker 1>on in his life. He is going to spend the

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<v Speaker 1>entire evening all alone in his apartment watching net FLA

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<v Speaker 1>and eating old pizza.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that that's right. I don't think that's

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<v Speaker 3>how women think.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if that's not true, that's what he says. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what a lot of women think. So instead, he uses

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<v Speaker 1>a different strategy that makes him look really, really good

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<v Speaker 1>when he asks people out, all right, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>know what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I love when men say what women think. It's so cute. Okay, continue, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's talk to Chris about this and see what

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<v Speaker 1>it's all about. Chris, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Man? Hey, good man, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very curious to learn what this strategy is.

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<v Speaker 2>So wait, is the strategy something you came up with

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<v Speaker 2>or is this also from the video that Jeff referenced.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I learned this on an Instagram video. But I

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<v Speaker 4>am telling you it works ninety percent of the time.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a fantastic little trick here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So you don't ask a woman, hey, do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out to dinner with me? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you do? Instead?

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<v Speaker 4>See what you got to do is you got to

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<v Speaker 4>tell them that you're already doing something, and then you

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<v Speaker 4>invite them to come along with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So like you're going to dinner by yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, funny. I think you have a lot of friends,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure you have a very active social life, Chris.

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<v Speaker 3>What if you don't have plans already?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yes, you got to plan out your night a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit, right, You got to put a little thought

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<v Speaker 4>into this.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a positive.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you tell you got the night planned, You've got

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<v Speaker 4>your going out to dinner. You're gonna go do X

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<v Speaker 4>y Z. Now she's got a little bit of foemo.

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<v Speaker 4>She got a little bit of that fear of missing

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<v Speaker 4>out on some action.

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<v Speaker 1>I see what you're saying. You're saying you're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>put the idea into the girl's head that you have

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<v Speaker 1>a life outside of her, that she's not the only

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<v Speaker 1>thing that's happening. And her answer isn't going to change you.

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<v Speaker 1>But if she's lucky, you can squeeze her in right.

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<v Speaker 3>So, Okay, who did this work on that you went

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<v Speaker 3>out with?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? So this worked on Gina girl I met online

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<v Speaker 4>on one of the apps. Very funny. Her and I

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<v Speaker 4>were talking. Both had a sense of humor.

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<v Speaker 3>That's sweet. What was your pole? What did you already

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<v Speaker 3>have planned that she could join you for?

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<v Speaker 4>So I invited her this place that was opening that

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<v Speaker 4>was serving some amazing seafood.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're like, oh, I'm going to check out this

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<v Speaker 1>new seafood place. You want to come with?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, But I said, listen, we have half an hour,

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<v Speaker 4>like you got to get ready now, you know a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit of urgency.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a girl i'd be like, yeah, dog some food.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I feel like I would say yes just

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<v Speaker 3>because of the pressure, no.

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<v Speaker 5>Matter what you're wearing.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you created urgency there that that's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So she was up for it.

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<v Speaker 4>She was up for it, so I pick her up.

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<v Speaker 4>She looked good. I looked good, and I told her,

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<v Speaker 4>I said listen, I'll drive. Get in the car. I'll

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<v Speaker 4>drive us there. And we were almost there. I like it,

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<v Speaker 4>keep going, I said, listen, put on this blindfold because

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<v Speaker 4>where we're going it's going to be a surprise, and

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<v Speaker 4>I want to surprise you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, super romance. If this has been your girlfriend for

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<v Speaker 1>two years, but a first date you've never met her before,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, let's not judge until we hear where this goes.

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<v Speaker 4>So she puts the blindfold off. Okay, trusting we get there.

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<v Speaker 4>I take the blindfold off and she sees a file

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<v Speaker 4>of fish from McDonald's right in front of her.

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<v Speaker 1>Fresh food.

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<v Speaker 3>Why I thought you were taking her to seafood.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey it was seafood, right, It is technically fished.

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<v Speaker 1>This whole thing was a prank that you were playing

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<v Speaker 1>on her, telling her she's gonna have this nice meal,

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<v Speaker 1>and you really took her to a fast food place

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<v Speaker 1>and gave her a sheish.

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<v Speaker 4>So she takes the blindfold off and she's looking at

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<v Speaker 4>this file of fish, and I just see this look

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<v Speaker 4>of confusion over her face. She was she went through

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<v Speaker 4>every emotion. She was like pissed off for a second,

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<v Speaker 4>but at the end of it, she just started to laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I mean she took it the right way.

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<v Speaker 3>Either that or she's laughing like, oh my god. Of

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<v Speaker 3>course this is my dating life. You're the virginiers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, after the joke is over, were you able to

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<v Speaker 1>establish a romantic bond with her?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? No, don't forget. I'm dressed up too. So it

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<v Speaker 4>was funny. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole thing is it's not just at her expense.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I'm just still processing it.

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<v Speaker 1>All the girls are like, y, So, how how did

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<v Speaker 1>the date end?

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<v Speaker 4>It was good, right, So we had a great time.

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<v Speaker 4>I dropped her off at her place and she even

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<v Speaker 4>admitted that that was funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So what what's happened since then?

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<v Speaker 4>So four or five days ago she invites me over

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<v Speaker 4>to come to her place and hang out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, during the nighttime or the daytime.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think she's gonna say, come over at nine am, Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 3>But she's got, like, I don't know, a sink to

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<v Speaker 3>unclog her get over here.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it's a valid question. The timing was important.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good sign that she wants you over at

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<v Speaker 1>any time of the day.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, she obviously likes you. She's inviting me over,

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<v Speaker 3>So that's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 4>So I go to her house. I knock on her

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<v Speaker 4>door and she doesn't answer.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh what, Maybe it's another prank. You guys are just

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<v Speaker 3>the prank couple.

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<v Speaker 5>I would feel good to get him back, Actually it

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<v Speaker 5>would laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>On the other end, if it was really late at night,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she fell asleep before he arrived.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's happened. Or if it was early in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe this is why the time question was so important.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we're never gonna know what time of day

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<v Speaker 1>it was was, d did you hit snooze, buddy? We're

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<v Speaker 1>never gonna know because now we gotta go, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna come back and try and get you a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update and maybe get some clarity on what time

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<v Speaker 1>it was right after this hold on second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Pranking your date on your very first meetup is either

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<v Speaker 1>the move of a very confident man or a very

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<v Speaker 1>foolish one thing. We're just trying to figure out which

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<v Speaker 1>one of those categories are. Listener Chris falls into because

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<v Speaker 1>he convinced his date Gina, to dress up really really nice,

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<v Speaker 1>to go out and eat some seafood.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and she only had a half an hour to

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<v Speaker 3>get ready.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Technically he wasn't lying because he did treat her to

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<v Speaker 1>seafood a filet of fish sandwich at a McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 2>Which I will say, it's my best friend's favorite. If

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<v Speaker 2>a man took her to get a yes she's she'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, I'm divorcing my husband to marry you.

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<v Speaker 1>Books friends love language. But they were able to laugh

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<v Speaker 1>about it afterwards after the prank was over, and they've

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<v Speaker 1>been in contact since then. She hadn't invited him over,

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<v Speaker 1>so a lot of good signs. The only problem is

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<v Speaker 1>it's not resulting in a date yet. But that's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be our job to step in.

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<v Speaker 3>That's crazy that she didn't answer the door, just standing there.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, that's rude. Actually, yeah, maybe he got the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong door. We don't know. I didn't think. Maybe it

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<v Speaker 1>was a big apartment complex and she just texted the

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<v Speaker 1>apartment like building, not a specific rum.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it definitely wasn't the wrong door because it was

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<v Speaker 4>the same door that I picked her up in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, oh yeah, I forgot about that part.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well I'm a dummy, So let's just end

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<v Speaker 1>this part and get to the part where we call

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<v Speaker 1>her and figure out what's going on.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know, I'm just a little lost here because

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<v Speaker 4>I'm knocking at the door she didn't answer, and you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what's going on here.

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<v Speaker 3>You are being really understanding, which is nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she invited you over for sure, Like there

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like, uh, you know, there was no miscommunication text.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you miscommunicate that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you want to kick it sometime and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like on my way.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, no, this was very clear, point blank.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, let's just point blank ask her why she's

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<v Speaker 1>not going out with you. I'm dialing her number right

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<v Speaker 1>now here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Gina?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? This is she?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure you're Gina? Took a second.

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<v Speaker 3>She knows she's Gina, she doesn't know who you are.

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<v Speaker 4>OK.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well you're the weird one in this situation.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning the whole shows here.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Yeah, I know, yeah, it's a little weird.

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<v Speaker 5>What's this about?

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<v Speaker 1>This is about a segment that we do called a

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<v Speaker 1>second Date Update, and we're trying to help one of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners meet up with you again after you already

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<v Speaker 1>went out with him one time. His name is Chris.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know Chris. But did I sign up to this?

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<v Speaker 1>No, this isn't something you sign up for. Chris emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us because he told us about your guys' first date together.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a spontaneous guy that Chris right. Pretty funny too.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he's quite the charmer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah is that good? This about the little practical joke

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<v Speaker 1>that he played.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to know what was going through your

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<v Speaker 2>head when he put a blindfold on you.

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<v Speaker 3>You put it on yourself, I guess.

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<v Speaker 5>But well, I mean at that point I didn't have

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<v Speaker 5>a choice. I was in his car, but.

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<v Speaker 3>You had a choice to put the blindfold on. You

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<v Speaker 3>could have said no.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you're fully committed.

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<v Speaker 5>I was committed. I mean I like him, and I

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<v Speaker 5>mean it was low key funny at the end of

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<v Speaker 5>the day.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I mean we got the sense that you

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<v Speaker 1>must have liked him because we heard that you even

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<v Speaker 1>invited him over one one or one time.

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<v Speaker 3>It wasn't I don't know specifically, so hung up on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I like an idiot for it. Well, okay, you invited

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<v Speaker 1>him over at some point, and he says that he

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<v Speaker 1>went there and that you didn't answer the door.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh so he told you that part too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it was a pretty important part of everything, right,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's when that's when he stopped responding to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the weird thing is that normally when we do

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<v Speaker 1>this segment, people will ghost each other over text, or

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<v Speaker 1>they'll just like break off communication. They won't actually set

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<v Speaker 1>up a time to meet that person at their own

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<v Speaker 1>place and then just not show up and answer the door.

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<v Speaker 2>Piar you know, I kind of like the old school

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<v Speaker 2>physically doing there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a lot more mystery.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just watching in through the key hole. We're just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to help Chris get some understanding of what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on between you two.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, given his well thought out plan, I wanted

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<v Speaker 5>to get him back. And my plan didn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait what you were setting up a whole elaborate prank

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<v Speaker 2>to prank him back?

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<v Speaker 5>Of course?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what didn't work? What part of the plan?

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<v Speaker 5>So I took him that night and I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 5>do you wanna hook up? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>It was a up text, right, And so I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>I need you to come over in a half hour.

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<v Speaker 2>That should have been the red flag for him, is

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<v Speaker 2>the half hour because he gave.

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<v Speaker 1>Her a half hour was mirroring his He still, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, we're hooking up? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 3>And so what's the joke?

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<v Speaker 5>So, I mean it was late, and he did come over.

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<v Speaker 5>And the thing is that I have a friend who's

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<v Speaker 5>a tow truck driver. Okay, okay, So I live on

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<v Speaker 5>the third floor and I have a clear view to

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<v Speaker 5>the street view, and he would have seen the tow

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<v Speaker 5>truck driver hook up his car.

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<v Speaker 3>You weren't going to answer the door, and you were

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<v Speaker 3>going to get his car towed. And that was the joke, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Mean, not fully towed. But you know, hooked up at

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<v Speaker 5>least to the tow truck.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was the joke. You invited him to be

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<v Speaker 1>hooking up, and what you meant was hooking up his

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<v Speaker 1>car to a tow truck.

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<v Speaker 5>What else would you have done? He did the whole

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<v Speaker 5>seafood thing that it's.

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<v Speaker 3>A little fall, So I don't think he got the joke. Wait,

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<v Speaker 3>did the tow truck happened because he didn't tell us

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<v Speaker 3>about it?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 5>See, that's the thing. My friend had another call where

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<v Speaker 5>he actually was gonna make some money and he oh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why your plan failed. Good thing you didn't call.

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<v Speaker 3>So why haven't you called him back?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, because I'm trying to set this up again. It

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<v Speaker 5>was a great idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, my god, you guys meant for each other.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ruined.

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<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't have been ruined if we didn't call her out.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. We totally screwed this up for you, your

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<v Speaker 1>whole plan because actually Chris has been on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening to this conversation the entire time.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you guys hidting me?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, did you want to?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that was good hose Edge. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>it was an elaborate praise you guy.

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<v Speaker 5>You ruined everything that's Chris there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, wow, this is not cool, Gina, not cool?

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<v Speaker 3>What why aren't you laughing? Chris? I thought this would

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<v Speaker 3>be exactly your type of humor.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but my car? Who I mean, that's an it's

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<v Speaker 4>an expensive car. You gotta be careful. I mean that

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<v Speaker 4>she's gonna have my car, Toad. You can damage the car.

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<v Speaker 1>What did I do?

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<v Speaker 4>I bought her a.

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<v Speaker 3>Mssdonald didn't know we had the fun police on the.

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<v Speaker 5>N't buddies have damaged their car while they're getting town

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<v Speaker 5>fish fullg.

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<v Speaker 1>But the plan, I don't think the plan was to

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<v Speaker 1>totally like tow your car away to some like car

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<v Speaker 1>lot and make you pay to get it out. I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever heard it. I think it was just like to

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<v Speaker 1>hook it up as a joke, right, Gina, Right?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean it would have worked had my friend not

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<v Speaker 5>had to leave for a real call.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'm glad the plant didn't work. That's not

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<v Speaker 4>that's not even a prank. I mean, my pranks are good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I thought you were going to be so

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<v Speaker 2>excited you just found out this woman that you like

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<v Speaker 2>was planning on seeing you again.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, listen, this doesn't work in a relationship. There's only

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<v Speaker 4>room for like one funny person.

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<v Speaker 3>Not too god.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's the same thing with the morning show. Only

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<v Speaker 1>one of us can be funny. And yeah that's Jeff. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who it is.

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<v Speaker 5>Wasn't that funny? Honestly, this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Going south a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe you found a woman who was okay

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<v Speaker 2>with being pranked into a McDonald's dinner and you're negative.

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<v Speaker 5>About blindfold blindfolded.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot that it is. I mean, look, Chris, she's

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<v Speaker 1>able to brush off your prank. Why can't you just

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<v Speaker 1>brush off hers and laugh with her?

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<v Speaker 4>Her prank is borderline dangerous, and you know she's gonna

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<v Speaker 4>try to prank me again somehow, and who knows, you

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<v Speaker 4>might set the house on fire. I don't know like this, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Have about four or five ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a prank cover.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're coming, whether they go out again or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, I mean there's unfinished business between you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it's romance or pranking each other. So I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to offer to send you guys out again on another

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<v Speaker 1>date that we would pay for. Plus we'll toss in

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of Brook and Jeffrey whoopee cushions from I'm probably.

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<v Speaker 4>Gonna stop you right there and just say that I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not interested in you.

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<v Speaker 5>Probably yeah, are you?

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<v Speaker 3>It was one bad taking the mud.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if I apologize to Gina here, or

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<v Speaker 1>if I apologize to Chris, or maybe I should just

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<v Speaker 1>apologize to the listeners. Listeners, I'm sorry that you had

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<v Speaker 1>to sit through.

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<v Speaker 4>All of that.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just a joke. We got.

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<v Speaker 4>Second date phone tap so good.

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<v Speaker 1>It'soking Jeffrey in the morning. Why doesn't anybody just blurt

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<v Speaker 1>out I love you anymore on the first date. Why

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<v Speaker 1>is it that everybody is like I saw on Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>video and now I'm gonna trick the person and prank them,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they're gonna prank me back, and now everything's

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<v Speaker 1>confusing and unclear. But that's just how dating is because

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<v Speaker 1>it's the Internet trend right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I think even before the Internet, nobody's blurting out I

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<v Speaker 2>love you on the first day.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeff I was weird in like eighteen fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>It's weird the good old days. I am begging anybody listen,

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<v Speaker 1>if you recently went on a first date and you

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<v Speaker 1>confessed you're under love for them in the first ten minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're wondering why they're not calling you back? Shoot

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<v Speaker 1>us an email. I would love to do an easy, simple,

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<v Speaker 1>straightforward call like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Why you're just telling me? Well, because they don't love

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<v Speaker 3>you back? What do you want?

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<v Speaker 1>They were too perfect, yes calls.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what world you and Jose are living

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<v Speaker 2>in right now, but I don't think it exists.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having a good time in it. Yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>we'll just stick with the total confusion and game playing

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<v Speaker 1>and pranking. All right.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes for great radio, jeff isn't that what we're

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<v Speaker 3>here for?

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<v Speaker 4>That? It's sure?

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<v Speaker 1>The text ward is lit up. My head hurts, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. Creat you can always email the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll call that person. Wasn't calling you that?

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<v Speaker 3>Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.