WEBVTT - #262 Double Back w/ Chris Convy 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:11.320 The Nicky Glazer Podcast, Nicky Gazer. Here's Nicky. Hello, welcome 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:13.560 to the show. It's Nicki Glaser Podcast. I'm Nicki Glazer. 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:16.160 It is Tuesday, Well, it's Monday here. I don't want 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:18.160 to lie to you guys. We're doing a double up 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:22.919 episode because I'm going I think I'm leaving tomorrow for 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:29.560 Where Angels. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah. I'm guest hosting Kimmel. 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:30.800 I was like, what am I going out there for. 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:34.199 I'm um, I'm the guest host for Jimmy Kimmel Live 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:38.360 this Thursday. Please DVR a tune in. I want them 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:42.440 to see a spike in ratings, um, so that people 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:48.000 are like people seem to like her. So far, that 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:51.760 has not been what the bock Lazer effects meant. It's 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:54.800 meant canceled her show after one and a half seasons. 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:58.000 At at most, that's a whole season one show you're 0:00:58.040 --> 0:01:01.000 gonna be That's gonna be crazy. Yeah. A lot of 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:04.399 guest hosts for Kimmel are do too. I'm glad. I'm like, 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:07.080 there was a part of me that was like, but 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:09.160 I'm so glad because I get to pack it all. 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:12.720 Like I get stressed out about these things, and two 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:14.480 would make me a lot more stressed out than one. 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:19.400 And it's energy into one. But to would and feel like, Okay, 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:21.160 I'm the second one. I could kill it. Like there's 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:23.640 no no I think I'm gonna kill I have, honestly 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:25.600 I have. By the way, Chris Convey is with us. 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:29.840 My boyfriend. Hi, Chris, Andrew's here, We're all here, Luigi's here. 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:35.000 Noahs in Arizona. Um, Chrissy, look great, Tan. Yeah, I 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:37.600 was doing some yard work the other day outside. Okay, 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:41.640 stop with jeans, no shirt. You wearing jeans. I wasn't 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:50.040 wearing your shirt. Everything was cut off conversation. Um, well fine, 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:56.160 let's talk about Kim. He went to your yard. I 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:57.560 went over to pick you up the other night and 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:00.080 it was popping off. You had a sprinkler going. I 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.120 got some color going out there. Yeah, you got like 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:04.800 you have fall pots getting. I don't know what that is. 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:08.720 It's like you put Yeah. He was having a genocide. 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.840 Um of the fourteenth century. I don't know it was 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:22.120 that even close. He's a singer from I think that 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:24.880 was like, yeah, that was actually recent was the killing fields. 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:28.119 He was like one of the worst genocides modern day genocides. 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:34.639 Christ I envisioned an English lounge. Yeah, well you did 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:36.720 vote for them in American Idol and it was weird 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.799 for everyone. Well, I mean, genocide is better than listen 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:43.600 to Simon cow You were just not a Reuben Stuttered fan, 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:46.080 and you had to show it in some way. He stuttered. 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:49.600 All right, Um, so this Jimmy Kimmel thing, you've done 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:57.880 it before. Your Yeah, this is okay. Um, Yeah, you 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:01.120 hosted Kimmel before, but it was during the cook COVID 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:04.320 and it was during which was was so cool to 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:07.000 be asked it was. It was around the same time too. 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:09.359 I think Kimmel takes I like that he takes vacations 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:12.320 and he like he gives the hands over the reins 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:15.079 to other people. You don't see Colbert doing guest toasts. 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:19.320 Kim is a notoriously hard worker. Yeah, but the fact 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:21.320 that he takes vacations is really cool that he like 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.000 knows how He's just a guy that like loves like 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:26.240 you know, everyone on his show is like family. He 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:31.760 just likes spending quality. Yeah, when you're there, you fill 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:35.560 up on breadsticks, your poor did you did they pay 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:39.280 you for this? Yeah? But it's it's not. I'm just saying, 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:42.040 like a lot, yeah, but they give you. Kim is 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:44.800 still doing fine. He's like making money on vacation. It's 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:47.680 not like Wayne Benstein's money. I'm gonna say, welcome to 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:49.640 Jimmy Kimmel Live. I'm your guest, so snaky. It's not 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:51.600 going to be like welcome to Nicki Glazer Live. I 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:54.640 mean I might say that as by Jimmy something. No, 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.120 but it's some it's so so. I guess hosted in 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:59.880 July of two thousand twenty. I mean it was like 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:03.560 when things were still scary and I hit it in 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:06.440 a house in my head that was six months ago. Really, 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:09.000 I feel like it in my head is exactly as 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:11.400 far as it was, which is rare for me. Everything 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:15.840 always seems like demented in time. But um, yeah it was. 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:20.039 We weren't together. We were just friends. We're friends. We're 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:23.880 friends and out we're watching normal people. We're hanging out 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.400 and like we were on the port or he was 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:28.880 at your house or something. Did you visit that you 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.200 think you visited that summer and you showed your boobs 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.680 to him or something. Something that happened where your friendship. 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:36.479 Oh I don't know. I remember that you weren't there 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:41.080 for that. Of course, Oh I thought you were there first. 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:45.880 Andrew showed some stuff that yeah, we're putting stress fish 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:50.520 and um no, it was yeah. I mean, our our 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:53.040 relationship has been you know, the show Welcome Home to 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:55.320 Laser kind of covered us getting back together, but not 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:56.960 in the way of like what really happened. I mean, 0:04:56.960 --> 0:05:00.159 it's it's crazy. It's constantly evolving, it really is. And 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:02.880 I do think that we have a better shot of 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.120 making it because of all of our breakups than a 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:07.159 lot of people do. I think a lot of people 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:09.760 would have walked away a long time ago. Smart people 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.600 would have walked away even should we just like, it 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:16.120 shouldn't be this hard, which is a great point. Sometimes people, 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:17.839 you know, when they talk about the relationships, so like 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:20.680 I just knew because it was easy. It's just Nikki, 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.960 it's supposed to be easy. You just know because it's 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:26.080 no work, And it's just like, I don't I don't 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:29.400 really buy that. I just I understand it being not 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.880 as difficult as it has been with us. But I 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.560 look at those couples that it was so easy and 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:38.320 then they have issues. Everybody has issues. Yeah, everybody except 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:44.960 Brandan Andrew. Yeah, they're perfect. It's weird, totally easy at first, 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:49.000 different pages, like maybe one of you liked wanted something 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:53.320 you weren't communicating exactly properly, Like it's tough, it's I 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:56.279 don't like this whole thing of questioning your entire relationship. 0:05:56.320 --> 0:06:01.000 If it's not easy. Well, anything that's great. Anything that's great. 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:04.919 Kobe Bryant him practicing, and that's not easy. But I 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:11.039 think the goal so great that it's worth you have 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.480 to question, like when we're at our best, is it 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:16.880 good enough to deal with when it's not easy? And 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:20.000 I think with you too, it's not right now, but no, 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:25.919 I think you guys, Yeah, we're in January. Just that 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.720 was a dark day. I woke up from a nap 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:32.240 coming back from Boston on the first date of the 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.520 Nicki Glazer Tour, first theater date, I think it was 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:37.679 that weekend was our first theaters and we were taking 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.960 the train back from Boston. We pulled into Grand Central Station, 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.760 Penn Station. Dark. It's whenever you pull into Penn Station, 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:46.440 you're kind of like, what time is it? Like, Yeah, 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.800 it's so underground that it's like a different kind of 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:52.039 dark and coldness, like the coldness of Grant or Front 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:54.240 station is weird. And you get thrown into a quick 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:56.800 like you see blood, like you see a lot of 0:06:56.920 --> 0:07:00.080 crazy ship within seconds of getting to there's huts of 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:01.920 news is in there for no reason. It's like you 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:03.960 guys know that there's no security to get in here, 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:06.200 that you don't need to charge me seven dollars for water, 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:11.280 Like I could just go up. This isn't the airport, 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:14.679 but I still wait in line at that fucking anyway, 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.560 we pull up, I wake up and you're like, Kobe 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:20.960 Bryant wasn't That was how I found out. That was 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:22.960 how the breaking news got to me. Of that, Do 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:24.880 you remember that too? Do you remember where you were 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.800 when you found out? Absolutely? I was in at a 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:30.920 hotel restaurant with a bunch of Australian people who were 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:34.440 in town for like some sort of Australian Day celebration, 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:36.280 and we were all just it was in l A 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:40.000 and so like you would, everybody in the tables around 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:43.080 like everyone was talking about trying to give information to 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:45.239 each other, and yeah, it was. It was a weird 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:48.000 time to be in l A. Because people love Kobe 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:53.680 Bryant loved him. Oh yeah, and um I remember yeah, 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:56.880 like just it just seemed so not real and it 0:07:57.000 --> 0:07:59.960 was also it is interesting that I bet a lot 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:01.640 of people will remember where they were when they found 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:03.240 out he did. There's certain things that you just like. 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.120 Princess was one of those. Yeah, I just talked about 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:06.720 in the last episode. I remember exactly what do you 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.240 remember where you were? I was in a car somebody 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:12.760 Australians with Australians trying to hunt her down to take 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:14.920 a picture. Yea, yeah, I was trying to get a 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:17.600 fixture the first on the scene. What happened was me 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:26.000 camera start. I was in a car with like my 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:29.320 freshman year I think was something like that with the 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:32.719 girl I was like dating. Let's get back to her. 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.280 Parents were picking us up from a party. Oh really, 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:38.000 Oh my god, you were going to a point because 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:42.320 I was in it. I still don't know. Never met 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:48.480 until New York. I know when you see someone, we 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:51.360 knew this. We need the same people. For Kirsten, my 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:53.520 best friend all through high school, got a little bit 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:57.400 popular are sophomore junior year, and she became really good 0:08:57.440 --> 0:08:59.840 friends with this popular girl, Jessica Graham, who lived right 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:01.719 now to the Convoys, and so she would go over 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:04.120 to Jessica Grahams. We weren't invited because I wasn't cool, 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:06.120 and it was kind of like, oh, Kristen's cool now, 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:09.400 like she's with the popular kids, and she um. She 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.760 remembers the Convoys because she remembers Jessica lived next to 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.000 this house of like these private school boys that were 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:19.280 all hot, like these three hot brother did you did 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:21.400 you do you feel like you guys would have dated 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:24.160 in high school because I didn't date. I didn't like 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:27.079 I mean, I wouldn't love with him. Yeah, the way 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:28.920 he looked in high school, he looked like a donnut, 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:33.280 which is the donnup. That's the phrase that me and 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:35.040 me and my friends coined about a guy that kind 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:36.839 of has like long hair that looks like he listens 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:39.120 to fish. Chris did not looks like he was like 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:42.280 into like you just had like long hair, you were tan. 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:44.599 You looked like um. I was like, I like was 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:47.600 president of the outdoors club. I started like go camping 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:49.439 and stuff, and I have long hair. We called them 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:52.720 donuts because the fish song. Wilson. There was a guy 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.959 named Ryan Wilson who was the quintessential dunna of our school. 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:58.000 And his last name was Wilson, and in the song 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:03.920 Wellson and so we called them donuts, which is kind 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:06.600 of genius. Green bass, vigorous green bas is what we 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:08.880 called blow jobs figureus is what we called hand jobs. Um, 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:12.719 so chriss have done it. I would have been obsessed 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:15.640 with him and um, but also he liked me, but 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:17.600 I would have not liked him. Your private school, she 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:23.360 was probably was that Louis and your private school, and 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:29.320 we were friends with public school people for sure. Yeah. 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:32.080 I was not for friends with any public school people 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:35.760 and I went there. I was not a cute thing 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:37.760 that I want to mention in last episode was what 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:39.840 we're talking about you being Jewish and and like going 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:41.920 to a public school. I didn't know. One of the 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:45.520 cutest things I ever said that my aunt Lynn used 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:48.000 to always tell people was that one time she asked 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:50.560 me when I was over. She was just like trying 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:52.680 to get kids to say the darnest things, and we 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:55.000 were talking about religion, and I was like, I don't 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:57.880 know what we are and I was like, I know, well, 0:10:57.880 --> 0:10:59.319 we used to be Catholic because I went to a 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:03.720 Catholic school. And now I think we're public. She our 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:06.160 religion was public, and I was like, we are the 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:11.200 chosen people. We have parks, we have you know, parking spaces. Uh. 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:14.360 I felt like when I went to Serban school and 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.880 the public school kids, the guys, when there were parties, 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:20.240 there was like a something in the air where there 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:23.080 might be a fight or like the girls might be 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.880 a little bit like too rough around the edges. For 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:28.640 us private school boys, like there was something, there was something. 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:30.600 I went to Kirkwood, he went to Priority. What did 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:33.280 you guys think about the school Kirkwood, which is where 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:35.760 I grew up. It's it's it's the public school I 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:37.080 would have gone to if I didn't go to Catholic 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:39.760 schools wild and you would have been a senior when 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:44.400 I was a wait, what year do you graduate? So 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:46.599 there's there's this guy and so there was there was 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:50.720 a like a hilarious like quote unquote gang that we 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.240 made fun of. These guys that like you know, thought 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:55.240 they were from the streets and all these things and 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:57.400 maybe they were tough or whatever. There's guy named Ruben 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:00.280 that everybody was afraid of. He would go to parties 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.440 and fight people and all this stuff, and then he 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:05.160 rolled with like a huge crew of guys that were 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:08.080 like skaters, and they called themselves the douce Sjuice because 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:10.720 our area code of sixty one two too, So when 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:13.240 we we were making fun of these guys, we'd be 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:15.920 like douce S Douice and uh. And then some of 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:18.319 our friends got in fights with them. And then it 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:20.200 was always Luban wasn't as tough as we thought because 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:21.920 we thought he was gonna bring knives and stuff, but 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:25.120 he just felt like a regular guy. There was always 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:28.480 like brothers, Like I think there was like the McGuire brothers, 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:29.880 and it's like, you don't want to funk with the 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:31.960 McGuire because then you got to fight. All You went 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:33.920 to private school too, and so you also had this 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:36.760 kind of thoughts about public school kids and being especially 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:39.360 in Florida public school, and in in Florida you get some 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:41.199 rough kids. Mean, well, we just went to public school 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:43.240 now because we were poor or rough, but because my 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:47.800 parents didn't want us being taught lies for a bulk 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:53.360 of our daily lives. It was four hours but one 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:56.080 class where you could be learning about something else. I mean, 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:58.480 that is crazy. And I will say that there is 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:00.320 stuff to be learned in Wait, what do you think 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:05.280 private school? You think we're indoctrinated? Like I went to 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:07.880 school and I remember being like, we have to go 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:10.040 to church and like sitting in those cues, being bored 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:12.840 on my fucking mind and then learning about God and honestly, 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:17.000 what does this mean? Yeah? It was. It was, but 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:19.600 it didn't feel like I never felt at any point 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:22.160 like it was just like another class that you took. Yes, 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.320 it was, because every class in high school, right, It 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.040 wasn't like some serious thing where they like sat you 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:28.000 down and like if you don't believe this, then you're 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:31.880 a bad person. Like people that don't experience it think 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:34.960 of it as like this indoctrinating situation, and it's just 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:37.560 sort of like it's just another class where you're learning 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:41.439 these stories. Yes, like, yes, sure, I'm sure some people 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:43.600 do take it a lot. Got turned into a pillar 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:47.040 of salt. That happened. Yeah, I'm sorry. You shouldn't look back. 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:50.920 I'm just saying I would do I would do the prayer, 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:54.719 you know, our Father Lord in heaven, whatever, that whole thing, 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:57.840 And then I wouldn't say I would just mouth Jesus 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:00.920 because because because I didn't give it all to you 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:03.680 would just got Jewish instead of Jesus, and they would 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:07.440 never know it was crust. That's what I would say. 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:10.040 I just realized something. I don't want to get into 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:11.679 it too much, but I'm reading this book right now, 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:15.440 and I'm definitely going to read the whole thing. I 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:17.880 do read a percent of books sometimes if they're about 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:20.760 column six. But this one is not about Columbine, unfortunately. 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:23.200 But it is a book that I got recommended by 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:25.120 UM and I just sent it to my dad because 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:27.040 I want, like everyone, I want to want you to 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:29.520 read it. To every book you read, you should change 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:33.520 the cover to a Columbine scene. I'm on Nikki's like 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:36.400 phone screen. Yeah that's I just got that same feeling 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.280 you got when you got like added to somebody's like 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:43.160 my Space four top four. You're just like that made 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:46.600 me feel great. Wait wait wait, you're on the front 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.720 because I cho this hot picture of him in the 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.520 golden light the other day when we were getting Rebel kitchen, 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:56.240 and he looks so hot, and it really does it 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:58.960 feels really nice. There's something about it that every time 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:02.280 I look at it, I get reminded of how attracted 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.240 to you. I am like it throughout my day. I 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:07.720 think of you more. It's like, I'm going to do it. 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:11.520 Will you put me on your gout? Okay, right now 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:14.560 is his I was going to ask you to put 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:17.040 me on yours because because of that effect, Like it's 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:18.760 not just because I want to be on your plate 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:20.880 and I want everyone to know that you your girlfriend. 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:23.560 It's like it's like having a picture on your It's 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:26.440 the new on your desk. It's a Dave Matthew's light switch. 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:30.520 That's a new age because you go to that at 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:32.960 the most, it made me to your phone the most. 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:36.200 It made me feel great. Yeah, I'm going to do it. Yeah, 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:38.280 I would really appreciate it. Because right now, your cousin 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:43.280 Drew his big face, it's a gigantic head of it's 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:46.400 a funny picture. But I see I saw Drew at 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:48.360 a wedding recently that we went to, and I said, 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:51.640 I see you in bed more than I see Chris's 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:54.160 face because in the you light up on his phone 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:56.120 screen next to me all the time, it looks he 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:58.480 looks like Magnum p I with a big mustache. And 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:01.360 it's true, like I see Drew's face does he usually 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.960 have a mustache. Chris is holding it up, so check 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:05.320 out the YouTube video if you want to see it. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.640 Um he uh yeah, he's a handsome guy. But I 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:10.600 the other day I was like, I want to ask 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.280 Chris to put me on his plate. I just will 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:16.040 feel loving. It's the new on your desk at work, 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:19.000 my dad always you have pictures of us on the desk, 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.640 My pasces on my mom that's like it is bred 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:25.360 on yours. It was it was Bailey. I called my cat, 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:28.440 my old Oh yeah that's it was mango jumping but 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:31.120 with his legs like chicken. It's down now because I 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:33.080 had to reset my phone because my phone wasn't working. Ok, 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:35.800 what a dud. But anyhow, yeah, it's my cat. No, 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:39.040 Luigi was on my phone for the bulk of my life, 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:40.520 and then it was my nephew, and then it was 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:43.400 my niece. My niece like was really like almost became 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:45.520 like the Oprah of Oprah magazine where it was just 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:48.480 only my niece. And I was feeling bad, like is 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:50.200 this wrong that I don't have my because I got 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:52.720 a ring the other day that um, the day that 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:54.520 I bought my surgery. You have to pay for your 0:16:54.520 --> 0:17:01.760 surgery upfront a gigantic amount of money and American Espress. 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:05.639 I had to like call my business manager, Yeah, do 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:08.320 you get those points that card and that the big silver, 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:11.520 chunky card that is like, oh, it's so it's like 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:17.880 down and people know you're vocal cords with it. Honestly, well, 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.920 I spent a lot of money on that, and there 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:23.119 was something about spending that much money that made me 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:25.959 go money don't matter. And I was in Boston already 0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:28.480 with my mom and we went out on like my 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:30.600 mom wanted to go and maybe go on like a 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:32.880 walking tour, and I just I had to be um, 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.639 like I had to have vocal rest because I was, 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:38.080 you know, filming this thing and my voice is going out. 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:40.959 So I was like, I don't want to go on 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:44.159 a tour, even though I did. I didn't want to 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:46.280 hear other people talk. And I just don't care about history. 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:47.639 And I was kind of tired that day and I 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:51.919 was like, let's go shopping. And my mom loves to 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:54.760 watch me spend money. She was like, you're like Peggy. 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:56.480 You know my mom was on the show not too 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:58.280 long ago, and she told me that I'm exactly like 0:17:58.400 --> 0:18:00.760 my aunt Peggy was just like ambition, just go get 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:04.320 her very type a person. While we were shopping, she goes, 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:07.439 you aren't just like Peggy. It's like shopping with Peggy, 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:09.640 because Peggy will just be like I was going into 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:12.560 the stores and going yeah this, this, this, like there 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:17.520 was no trying on. There was no in every store 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:20.760 like I love you. This girl knows what she wants 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:23.159 and there's no I can't. That's why I don't go 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:25.119 shopping with my friends. It's because I can't stand they 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:27.040 wait in line to try things on. I'm like, put 0:18:27.080 --> 0:18:29.600 it over your jeans and then get a smaller size 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:32.239 if it fits, that's what you do, Like put it 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:34.359 over where it tanked up and just put it on 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:37.800 in the store, Like, don't go to the dressing room. Yeah, 0:18:37.800 --> 0:18:40.080 I mean I like to, but I has to fit. 0:18:41.040 --> 0:18:44.480 I guess later. I just don't want to wait in 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:48.439 that line at Zara it's so long and then just 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:50.720 steal it. And because then the line to buy it's 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:52.239 too long, we gotta go to break. But I'm much 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:53.560 more to say about this, and I'll tell you why 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:55.040 this all relates to Poppy long as you get back 0:18:55.080 --> 0:18:58.880 from the break. So I'm shopping with my mom in Boston. 0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:03.640 I'm going First of all, Uh, my friend, you feel 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:05.600 weird about spending a lot of money in front of 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:08.040 your friends and your mom because your mom My mom 0:19:08.240 --> 0:19:11.239 loves it. Because I feel like a successful daughter who's like, 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:13.960 she's like so proud that I have this money to spend. 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:16.000 And I know that. I'm sure there are people that 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:18.040 roll their eyes anytime I talk about money on the show, 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:21.960 but it's something that I don't. I don't usually because 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:24.560 can I say something about that real quick? No? So 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:30.520 I love that. That was great, not until you put 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:34.040 her on your phone? Do it now, Chris, do it now? 0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:37.359 I am excited about this phone screen thing. This is 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:40.960 a big this is a big moment from it. Yeah, 0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:43.919 it is. What do you say? So it's a huge stuff. 0:19:43.920 --> 0:19:47.680 This is like Facebook official. Remember we put our relationship status. Yes, 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:51.199 I saw tweet the other day that said, can we 0:19:51.240 --> 0:19:54.119 just address how the fact how insane it was that 0:19:54.160 --> 0:19:56.679 we used to go on to Facebook and and sometimes 0:19:56.680 --> 0:20:01.160 put it's complicated with someone like that was always a joke. Yeah, 0:20:01.200 --> 0:20:03.320 that's yeah, anytime I put it's complicated. It was like 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:06.200 with me and my friend Nicole, like it wasn't like 0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:12.359 and then or your girlfriend Nicole whoa, whoa, who's on 0:20:12.400 --> 0:20:16.359 your about? I'm going to give you commiments. But then 0:20:16.400 --> 0:20:19.880 you were so many me my money and so many 0:20:19.880 --> 0:20:23.560 people like you know who are successful. You know, maybe 0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:25.560 got help from all these different people. And yeah you 0:20:25.640 --> 0:20:28.359