1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take that ol 2 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 1: arm mouse. 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 2: Speak text and seventy eight five nine two says I 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,960 Speaker 2: travel for work a lot, and every time I get 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,720 Speaker 2: put up in a travel lodge, I unscrew their corporate 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 2: art from above the bed, turn it upside down, and 7 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 2: reattach it to the wall. 8 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 3: Nineteen rooms so far and counting. I guess it's the 9 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 3: little thing. Yeah, you know, it's so good. No one 10 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 3: will ever notice that corporate art is terrible? 11 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 4: Are you sure? 12 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,199 Speaker 2: I feel like that guy's probably on FBI's top ten 13 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,560 Speaker 2: most wanted list after that type of behavior. 14 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:38,880 Speaker 3: So look out. 15 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:40,879 Speaker 2: Don't worry though, We're not going to rat you out 16 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,200 Speaker 2: to the travel lodge police because we like to keep 17 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 2: you anonymous. 18 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 3: On this segment, the mask speaker more crimes going on 19 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 3: in the traveloge. 20 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 2: It is pretty high up on the list, but here 21 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 2: you can share your secrets in total confidence. Like today's 22 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,480 Speaker 2: caller who wants to go buy Jake as his fake name. 23 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 2: So Jake, welcome to the show's guy. 24 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 3: We're excited to talk to you. 25 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 5: How are you feeling about this big secret you're gonna 26 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 5: tell us. 27 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:06,559 Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous to say it out. 28 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 2: Wow, But okay, that's normal, and the voice changer is on. 29 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker. You're totally safe whenever you're ready. 30 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:14,759 Speaker 2: Let's hear your confession. 31 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: Okay, So I kept losing my keys in my old 32 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 1: apartment building. 33 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 3: You what with your keys? You left room? 34 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 4: What'd you say? 35 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:27,120 Speaker 1: I kept losing my keys in my old apartment building. 36 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:32,680 Speaker 1: I hate that, And it's like the dumbest ways. Like 37 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: the first time, I'm pretty sure it is because I 38 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 1: was at a birthday party and I called it uber 39 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: and I must have lost my keys. 40 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:41,679 Speaker 4: In the uber. 41 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, the seeds sometimes, and especially if you're in an 42 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 2: apartment building that has one of those key cards, Like 43 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 2: we have a key card at work, I can I 44 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 2: replaced that things so many. 45 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: Right, So they replaced it, gave me a new one, 46 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 1: no big, okay. But second time with the months later, 47 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 1: I was walking to the elevator and I'm like swinging 48 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: my keys on my finger and they just flew off 49 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 1: down the complete elevator share. 50 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 2: Well, I think you can call the elevator company to 51 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 2: come retrieve it for you for like eight hundred dollars. 52 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 3: Is that how much it cost? 53 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 2: It's something like that, because I've totally done that before. 54 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 5: It's a lot of if it's your car key, maybe yeah, 55 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 5: oh yeah, that costs more than. 56 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 3: Did you pay the eight hundred bucks to retrieve them? 57 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:36,920 Speaker 1: Honestly, I was at my dentist's office, and I was 58 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 1: too embarrassed to tell. 59 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 4: Them what happened. 60 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 1: I just called my landlord. Actually, and the second time, 61 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: We're not gonna lie. He sounded pretty judgy. 62 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, because you said it was like just a couple 63 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 2: of months after you lost it the first time. 64 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,080 Speaker 5: So for the reason they have to pay. 65 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,519 Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know, I haven't tried to be careful. 66 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: But then the third time. 67 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 4: I lost it, Oh damn. 68 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 5: How soon was this after the elevator shaft incident? 69 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:10,800 Speaker 1: A few weeks? 70 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 5: Oh gosh, what happened? 71 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 1: I don't even know how. Like I may have taught 72 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:21,239 Speaker 1: them when I was taking the trash out one night. 73 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 4: I go out the. 74 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: Door and I keep my keys in my hand, and 75 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,679 Speaker 1: maybe I'll just jumped the bag and the key. 76 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,239 Speaker 5: It's the rest of your life this much of a mess? 77 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 3: Or is it only the keys that get the It's 78 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 3: your kryptonite. It's just knowing where your keys are. 79 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: It's only the keys, but sometimes I do forgive birthday. 80 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, okay, So you lost your keys the 81 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 2: third time. 82 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 4: You don't even know how you did it. 83 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 3: What did you do? 84 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: So keep in mind, like all this was probably within 85 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 1: like six months, five months. 86 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 5: Oh no, you can't tell the landlord. 87 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta move. 88 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 1: So about the third time, I was pretty embarrassed eve 89 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: until landlord instead, I decided I. 90 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 4: Was on the stage of break in on my apartment. 91 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 5: Waiting take it, and someone steals the only thing they 92 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 5: steal is your keys. 93 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: No, no, no, I went in. 94 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 5: I just try to come up with an excuse to not 95 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,240 Speaker 5: have your keys anymore. 96 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: No, I went all in on it. 97 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 4: I tore my. 98 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: Apartment down, I pulled out geels, I knocked it over 99 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: like some of the furniture. I even had a brother 100 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:30,039 Speaker 1: in mine take my big string TV out and keep 101 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 1: it in his place for a little bit. My god, 102 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,600 Speaker 1: I will tell my landlord ber they got all my stuff. 103 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 3: Oh then what did you do? You father a false claim? 104 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,600 Speaker 5: So wait, you you did that just so the landlord 105 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,359 Speaker 5: wouldn't judge you about losing your keys for the third time. 106 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, this way is not my fault. Therefore, I called 107 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 4: the landlord. 108 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: Told him what happened. They got all my stuff, wamp everything. 109 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,480 Speaker 1: So he felt kind of bad that this happened, so 110 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:02,200 Speaker 1: he bought it. No, yeah, he completely bought it. 111 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,039 Speaker 3: Police get involved. 112 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,280 Speaker 5: You would think that's the first thing your landlord would do. 113 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,839 Speaker 4: Yeah. No, he wasn't even worried about me. 114 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:13,279 Speaker 1: He was just worrying about like the building, of course. Yeah, 115 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 1: and actually that's kind of the downside. 116 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,480 Speaker 4: Of this whole thing. 117 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:21,040 Speaker 1: What do you mean, because he replaced everybody's fobs in 118 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 1: the building. Yeah, because he thought the place is insecure. 119 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, because like they have now a bikey to the 120 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,160 Speaker 2: outside so Stief can come back, they can go into 121 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 2: the garage, they can go to the floor. Think of that. 122 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,279 Speaker 1: So everybody in the building had to pay. 123 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,679 Speaker 4: Some extra money to get all this stuff. 124 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:45,040 Speaker 5: Oh my god, dude, if people find out in your building, 125 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 5: you're going to be the most hated person there. 126 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, exactly my point. I can tell anybody. 127 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:53,679 Speaker 3: That's why you're here. 128 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,600 Speaker 2: What are you doing to make sure that this doesn't 129 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 2: happen a fourth time? And you're going to be replaying 130 00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,600 Speaker 2: this all over again. 131 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,800 Speaker 1: Oh dude, this is never gonna happen again. I got 132 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 1: myself one of those AirTags that you put on your key. 133 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 5: Chain you can just locate, which is going to work 134 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 5: until you lose your phone. 135 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, don't. 136 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 2: Put an air tag on your phone too, YEAHT. 137 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,559 Speaker 1: And I'll never lose them again. 138 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a healthy spot man. Good luck to you, Jake, 139 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 2: and text into seven eight five nine too. If you 140 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 2: have a confession that you've been holding on to, we 141 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 2: can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you 142 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,720 Speaker 2: our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right 143 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:41,040 Speaker 2: after that. 144 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.