WEBVTT - Bringing Back Vacations vs. Staycations 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.960 Happy holidays everyone, It's Josh Johnson here. We're relaxing on 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:04.800 our time off and whether you're on a trip or 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:07.000 chilling at home, now is the perfect time for one 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:11.880 of our favorite hold up episodes, Vacations versus Staycations. Have 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:20.759 a listen. Hey, everybody, we are back with another episode 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:23.320 to hold Up. I'm your host, Josh Johnson right for 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:25.720 The Daily Show and joining me as my co host, 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:29.200 dul Say Sloan, correspondent for The Daily Show. And we're 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:31.440 getting right into it. You know, I know that there's 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:32.760 a lot going on in the world. I know there's 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:36.040 big things, there's wars, there's there's market crashes. We're not 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:38.240 gonna be talking about any of that. We're talking about 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:41.600 stuff that probably doesn't even matter at all to anybody 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:45.920 but us. And we're talking about today, stay cation versus vacation. 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:48.720 Where do you stand? Where do you land? What do 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:50.760 you want to go on? More? And I'm not gonna 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:53.320 put this on you. I'm just saying that it seems 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:55.920 to me like you are a vacation kind of gal. 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:58.520 I'm I'm a I'm a stay cation dude. I'm a 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:01.080 home body Because for me, this I'm just gonna throw 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:04.400 this out there, and this is not pointed, but just 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:06.800 just you're you're gonna you're gonna catch some base in 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:10.400 my voice, right, You're gonna you're gonna catch some tone. Okay. 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:15.240 I cannot stand the fact that a vacation includes a 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:18.120 trip to the airport, a trip to a bus station, 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:20.760 a trip like I like to already be places. I 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.640 don't like to travel. People say they like traveling. You 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:27.959 like to already be there. The airport is a nightmare, Okay, 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:29.880 so you want to be able to teleport, that's what 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:35.720 that sounds like. Yeah, I'm sick of attacks, like the 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:39.640 actual social attacks at an airport that I have to 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:42.520 go through to have a vacation. It doesn't make any sense. 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:47.160 Do you have clear and pre check? I have clear, 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:49.760 I have pre checked, But you know what, sometimes those 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:53.840 clothes I didn't even know those possible. Sometimes nobody close them. 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:55.920 Not only will they be closed, they won't be open 0:01:55.960 --> 0:02:02.080 early enough. Then Customs also closes as if planes don't 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:05.600 land daily. So it's like you should at least see 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:08.640 like when's the earliest flight coming in from an international flight? 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:13.560 Be open? When's the latest flight leaving? Be fucking open? 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:16.480 Who invented this? Nonsense? We know who did it, but 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:20.280 we won't have to talk about them. Um, we know 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:22.560 who did this, We know who did it. Have you 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:27.920 considered taking a vacation in a car, like try, Well, 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:31.839 you don't drive. No, no, I can't drive, So no, 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:35.640 I have not considered taking vacation in a car. That 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:38.960 would be a car accident almost immediately. Okay, what I 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:41.720 think you should try? Oh, you can do like the 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:43.760 best of both worlds. Like you remember whenever I was 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:46.120 like had left the city and was like just took 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:49.040 over the mountains of New like upstate New York and 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:52.720 all these other places like the Poconos, which full disclosure, 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:56.839 for most of my life I thought was islands. I'm 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:59.880 just finding out they're not islands right now, see the 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:04.480 all they sound like islands. Yeah, yeah, they're sucking mountains. 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:08.760 It also sounds like islands. We don't fully understand, right, 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:10.880 So it's like, oh, we're going to the Poconos. So 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.720 if you say that word to me, you're telling me 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:17.400 it's a vacation. I'm hearing the word Poconos expecting mountains 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:22.320 in New York. That sounds crazy. Um, just landlocked, just 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:26.359 higher altitudes sounds nuts. Have you considered, because then you 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:28.840 can get like the best of both worlds. You drive 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:34.720 up to a cabin and then you're staying in a cabin. 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:38.280 So you're getting your staycation, but you're just not at 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:41.240 your house. No, because at my home, I know where 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:46.000 everything is. This cabin, this, this cabin. You know, how 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:48.000 do we know there's not murders? How do we know 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:51.360 there's not somebody waiting? I mean, the cabin is where 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.680 the stuff happens from the movie. You're right, That's why 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:55.760 I don't like going up there. I'll say for me, 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:59.040 it depends. But I think because we have been in 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:02.920 a panorama, a panasonic Pondule's Day, Popeye's for the past 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:10.120 two years. My desire because like I'm a beach person, right, so, 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.040 like my family is from Miami. I was born there, 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:18.880 we's lived there. So like for me, vacation means beach period. 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:21.520 Don't look at me and go like, oh, we're going 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:25.120 to like somewhere. There's not be any geographical place is 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:29.080 not a beach for vacation. I'm gonna look at you 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:31.840 like your nets. You don't want to go to Montana, 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:33.680 you don't want to I mean, because here's the thing. 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:37.679 Look like, the other thing about vacations that I can't 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.960 stand is that there's a pressure to like have fun 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:43.960 and do activities and and and like really be out there. 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.880 Whereas a staycation. Now it's all up to you. Do 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:48.960 you want Netflix, do you want to just relax, you 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:54.599 want sleep? That's all happening. It's happening at home. I 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:57.599 have been on vacation with people and it's been chilly 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:02.039 ship and we're doing what whatever, we're doing whatever, we 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:05.080 do it. And then there's other people that want to 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:08.560 give you like a full itinerary and itemize and I'm like, 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:12.800 this is not relaxing because I don't like to do 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:16.120 this in my life. So it's like also, like you'll 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:17.920 go on vacation with people and they don't want to 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:26.760 spend money on food. Wait what It's like, I've thrown 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:30.920 on vacations with people and it's like, well, I don't 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:33.840 want to spend a bunch of money on food. You're like, bitch, 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:37.400 what are you talking about? Like I'm gonna It's like, well, 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:39.320 we can just get make that. I am not eating 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:43.040 anywhere where I can eat where I live. Do you 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:45.640 want to know what that is, though, that's a staycation 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:48.400 person going on a vacation. So there's a broke person 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:50.839 going on vacation. There's a broke person go on vacation. 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:54.440 You should have stayed home. Should stay home. It's like 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:58.000 like I now like when I go on vacation, I 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:00.320 want of like a hotel room that I was like, 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.599 even it's a kitchen net or something, right, because like 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:05.799 you want to be able to have like little snack ease, 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:07.800 and so you have a place that has like a 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:11.640 little kitchen area so you can keep cold cut cold. Okay, 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:14.520 keeps cold cuts cold. Nobody's eating hot cold cuts. That's 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:17.520 a get sick um. You get some nice fruits, you 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:19.919 bring you some watermelon, nice little trees, get you some 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:22.719 cold drinks, and then you have a nice thing on 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:26.200 the beach. You are not about this, no, because you 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:31.000 know what you're describing. It is home. No, that's that's 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:34.000 that's that's home to me. I already got the cold cuts, 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:36.560 already got them cold not warm, already got the fruits 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.000 in the veg tries. I'm doing all of my my 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:42.120 my things at home. And this is the other thing 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:45.320 about vacations is that people always end up doing my 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:53.680 stuff out there. So then to watch Netflix, to watch 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:57.280 Columbia Netflix. I got my American Netflix listen once. It's 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:58.919 like because like when I went to Turks and Cacos, 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:01.560 like a lot of those resort alces, people have been 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:05.799 at the beach all day long. They're probably gonna be exhausted, 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.279 so like some places don't like so it didn't have 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:10.520 like a lot of like a lot of nightlife because 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:13.440 like a family place, like I didn't meet people that 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.520 lived there. Remember I told you one on the date 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:19.480 that was just end up being a family outing. Um 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:23.880 yeah right, just wow, just for the listeners. Um. I 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:26.200 went on a boat tour, was hanging out with like 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:29.800 twenty middle aged white people from New Jersey because they 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:33.080 were also on the boat. We had a great time. Uh. 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:34.880 But one of the guys that was working on the boat, 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:36.800 I think it was like this, he wasn't the captain. 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:38.640 Captain was married. Because I would have gone for the captains, 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:41.040 but because you know, you gotta go for the nigg 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:44.280 in charge. Why would I go for the assistant. That 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:46.680 sounds crazy, So but he was a nice man. We 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:48.000 hung out. He's like, Okay, I want to take you 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:50.400 out and I was like sure. He's like, yeah, there's 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:52.160 this far we all go to. I said, okay, cool 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:53.960 because I didn't want to do some stuff where, which 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:57.040 is just like being on the resort all day. So 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:59.680 he comes and picks me up. And when I see him, 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:04.000 he's there's a the older woman in the front seat 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:07.360 drinking a corona and I was like, I'm gonna get 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.160 a kid now, this is annoying. But I met some 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:13.240 girls from Atlanta. Um, and you know, we don't play 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:15.440 that game. So they took pictures of him when he 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:17.960 wasn't looking, and then they took pictures of the car, 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:21.560 and the girl, one of the girls was like, she's like, 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:25.240 you're coming back, and I was like, thank you so much. Um, Look, 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:27.880 once again, these are vacation things. I don't have to 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:31.560 take pictures of anything anybody. But I used to do 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:34.600 this in college, like when like the younger girls would 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:37.440 have a guy like come and pick them up. Look 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:39.720 where'd you meet him? Oh, we were met in something 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:41.760 like this like early two thousands. They might have met 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.199 like something like black player at the college clubs and 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:48.120 stupid like that. So if none of our friends knew 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:51.200 who he was, we took a picture of him, took 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:53.880 a picture of the license plate. He's like, wow, why 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:57.400 would y'all do this something? Because she's coming back. That's 0:08:57.440 --> 0:09:01.040 why we I know, casualties in here, and some of 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:03.480 them would get so spooked. One dude just left the girl. 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:05.120 He was like, I don't want to deal with this. 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:07.520 And I was like, see you would ended up on 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:11.640 the news. You're welcome, but I mean I mean maybe yeah, 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:16.240 yeah that Why are you so upset? Why are you 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:19.240 so bothered by this? Right? So we go, I go 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:21.360 hang so like it's it's it's his auntie in the 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:23.719 car and then his cousins in the back seat. And 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:25.599 then come to find out later the reason all of 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:27.120 the auntie and the cousin we're in the car because 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:30.640 it was the auntie's car, right, So either it. But 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:34.120 I still had a fun time. I had an experience. 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.960 He tried to calm me and starting a jet skiing business. 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.640 I was like, absolutely not. I don't know your last name, 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:41.679 but it was a nice man. God I didn't give 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.559 him the cookies because he was poored. But what I'm 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:50.640 saying is, you go on vacations, I have adventures, right, 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.600 But the other girls I was hanging out with. They 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:57.720 stayed at the resort the entire time because it's an 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:59.959 all inclusive resort. And when the girls was like, She's like, 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:03.480 I get my money's worth. I'm drinking everything, I'm eating 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:06.720 all of the food. I am not leaving this resort 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:09.760 because I paid the money. Me on the other hand, 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:12.200 I was just like, I've been on this resort for 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:14.440 three day. I had because I got I was there 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:18.600 from a Wednesday to a Sunday. Yeah. Yeah, Now maybe 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.480 I just haven't been to as many places as you, 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.080 so then maybe that's part of what's happening. But I'll 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:26.640 tell you right now, there are adventurers at home. They're 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:29.520 adventures that you can have that you would have never 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:33.840 One time I lost my remote and I genuinely I 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.200 couldn't find it. I couldn't find it anywhere, and I 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:38.520 looked up and down, I was tossing cushions, I was 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:43.240 everything right, And eventually I just started walking up to 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:45.600 the TV every time that had changed the channel. Right. 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:49.640 And then one day in my staycation, three day staycation, 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:53.480 then on the third day, I opened one of the 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:57.400 drawers in my kitchen boom remotes right there all right. Now, 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:58.920 I don't know how it got there. Now I got 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:01.840 an adventure and history. I don't even have to leave home. 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:11.960 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Also, you must 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:14.719 have had cable because you can't change the stream of 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:17.520 service without it control. I don't know why my thing 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:19.960 is sad and your thing is normal, all right, I don't. 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:22.560 I don't know why that happened at all. Listen. I 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:26.160 went on an adventure with strangers, Okay. I found out 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:28.120 that about the little dogs that have on the island. 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:33.200 I saw all the all the islands. I was parasailing, Okay. 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:35.640 I found out that I could not ride a horse 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:38.440 on the beach because as a weight limit on these horses. 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:40.120 And now I have a joke about it because I 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:42.440 was like, where did you get these weak ass horses from? 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:45.640 You see what I'm saying, Like horses used to be 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:48.840 able to put armor on people, and then armor on horses, 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:52.120 and then we go to war. So I'm like, where 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:54.520 did you get these horses from? Look, I'll tell you 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:58.280 right now. I also have had some riveting staycations. One 0:11:58.320 --> 0:12:00.560 time I had a dream about a turtle and it 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:04.439 was wild. Woke up sweating everything? How do I hang up? 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.600 How do I hang up? How do I what? Why 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:09.280 would you know? Why would you? Why would you hang up? 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:12.080 I'm making good points. I would to hang up. You 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.320 cannot tell me about a dream about a turtle and 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:17.959 compare that to me and another girl swag surfing in 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:21.959 the sky. It doesn't work that way. Now it worked 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:26.120 that way for me. I had powered absolutely not listen. 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:29.040 This money you can't take it with you. Okay, first 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:32.160 and foremost, I can't take this money with you. You 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:34.920 work hard, you might as well spend it. This is 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:37.319 the thing about vacation though, It's like sometimes it's like 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:41.760 like vacations come to an end, so stay even like 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:44.839 cations come to in end because you have to take 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:47.240 you as back to work. Right, So that's the hardest 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:49.240 part of either being on a vacation or a staycation. 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:54.000 You know you have to now go back. Well, I 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:57.200 guess you're a stay cation and you just wake up. 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:01.040 I guess boom, thank you. That's what I was going 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:04.800 to say. That's what I was going to say, exactly 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:06.960 what I was gonna say. Did you just go to 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:10.640 work like that's it? You just got every weekend stressing, 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:14.040 stressings and flights. You know, how do I get back? 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:19.280 I get back on the train, sir, excuse me? Why 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:21.680 I blow my dolls? I did not expect this to happen. 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:29.360 While we were recorded, I think about all the places 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:32.280 that I wanted to go as like a kid, Like recently, 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:35.480 I like, wait, didn't you go to Hawaii with your mom? 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:40.040 Mm hmm for them? That on wasn't for me. That 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:42.679 that's I'm trying to give my mom and my aunt 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:47.600 a better life, so that that's just something that I 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:50.199 thought that they would enjoy. I on the other hand, 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:53.720 I could have stayed home. I could have watched all 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:55.839 the NET I was binging at the time, so that 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.600 I had to quit binging and then and then get 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:00.800 on a plane and watch it on a plane on 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.720 a tiny screen. And then I had to get to Hawaii, 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:06.400 which is beautiful. Don't get me wrong. It's beautiful. There's beaches, 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:10.280 there's like, you know, scantily clad people, and there's their 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:13.840 son and all the stuff. As somebody who doesn't like 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:17.400 the beach, like you make me think you're someone who 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:22.600 doesn't like the beach. It's just itchy dirt, It's just 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:26.680 it's just when you have you have you heard Jay 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:31.840 Jordan's joke m where he says, uh, sand is just 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:40.160 gay dirt. Wow, I've never heard from saying he said 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:44.040 it out. He's so funny. Don't have to look at 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:46.120 my up. But it's like I went to Hawaii back 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:50.320 in March because like we have some um we had 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:54.080 some off time from the show, and I wanted to go, 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:56.000 but I was like, I don't know anybody in Hawaii. 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:57.680 I don't I want to go. I want to go 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:00.360 just because it's like I grew up in then nineties 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:02.760 they said everybody on every TV show to Hawaii, so 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:06.720 it's been like propped up to us for generations. And 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:08.160 I was like, I want to go, but I want 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.760 to go by myself, because I definitely went the Turs 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.360 and Cakes by myself. But I was like, there's black 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:16.320 people here, I'll be fine, but Hawaii, I don't know 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:18.160 the cats and his way on the other side of 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.080 the planet is literally right in the middle of the 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:23.720 specific Pacific Ocean. You have no backup, So it's like 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:26.200 I don't know body know nobody out here. And then 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:29.040 my big brother Tom Bell, an amazing comic uh and 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:32.560 stays on TV show. He was doing shows out there. 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:35.520 So I was like, my brother going, I'm gonna go 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:38.400 with him. I go out there, we have fun, I 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:41.680 meet a young man. I come back, you know, uh 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:46.560 in April um and then I hung out with him. 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:48.360 But then I got to go like to more of 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:50.000 the beaches and see, you know, he took me all 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.440 around and see the island because we were on uh 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:56.320 it was Oahu. When you went where were you? Who 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:59.440 are Malloi? I was in Maui. And I'll say this 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:04.160 even you know, you mentioned, you know, the the what 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:08.080 what's the best way to put it? The brief and 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:12.840 exciting romance on a vacation? You know, there's something about 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:16.320 meaning a person on vacation, and you know it's it's 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:20.080 it's like new and it's fresh, and then it's like, oh, 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:22.240 I'm gonna have to leave soon. So how far is 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:25.920 it's gonna go. I'm I'm into the whole romance novel 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:30.720 aspects of romance vacations. But you know what a stay cation. Hey, 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:33.160 you can come back anytime, all right, you can come 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:37.440 back whenever you want, I hear you. But for that 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:39.240 to work, you already have to have somebody on the 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:43.760 hook before your staycation starts. And also I thought this 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:45.560 was gonna be a brief moment. And then this man 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:49.280 was trying to marry me um, which I did not 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:51.960 see coming um, And I was like, hey, I just 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:55.080 wanted to be like a fun, casual thing, trying to 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:57.040 make it a stay cation. He was trying to make 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:58.840 it a steakcake because then if you would if he 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:01.320 had married you, and you would move. My man is 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:04.080 doing the same things that I'm talking about doing. You know. 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:06.560 It's like you meet someone on vacation and you make 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:09.600 it a stay cation because you fall for him. I 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:11.879 was not going to move to Oh, I have so 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:13.720 much work to do. Like you said, I'm trying to 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:15.840 get my mom a better life. I can't do that 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:17.920 in Hawaiian I can't. I don't know the job I 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:20.119 was supposed to have. I was gonna keep marrying hill 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:23.879 from working, but it did not exist on that particular island. 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:28.560 But like, because like I was just in Okay, here's 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:31.560 the best example of the staycation. I was just in 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:35.239 London for the past months shooting a TV show m HM. 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:39.640 So it was a work trip, but I wasn't working 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:43.919 all the time. And then for me sometimes that I'm 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:46.000 in a new place because like I waited to do 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:48.520 all the rod touristy towards the stuff. So my mom 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:52.200 came the first week we were with Wait, you were there, 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:55.560 I was there. I was waiting for you to remember 0:17:55.640 --> 0:17:57.679 that I was also there, but I was waiting for 0:17:57.720 --> 0:18:00.880 you to mention that you were also there. I didn't 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:02.680 want to interrupt. You know, I know that we would 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:05.119 argue on this show, but I won't be rude. Okay, 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:07.960 I hear it, I get you. Um, But like we 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:09.880 were there for like I was there for a month, 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.359 you were there for a week, and so there were 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:16.800 days we weren't working. But there were days we weren't working. 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:19.040 But like I didn't feel like running around London. And 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:20.800 I'm sure there was some days where you didn't want 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:24.480 running around London. So I didn't feel like running around 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:29.280 London because I my chest popped off. Oh yeah, what 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:32.040 happened with that? Could you have to get there? Russian? 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:35.760 ID be profit? This is this is why staycations are better. 0:18:35.800 --> 0:18:38.280 I'll tell you right now. So I'm in London and 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:40.680 I'm just doing a regular bench press. I'm not I'm 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:42.480 not doing I'm not trying to be a hero. I'm 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:44.240 not trying to save any lives. I'm not trying to 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:46.360 lift a car off a baby or anything. I'm doing 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:48.879 a regular bench press that I normally do, and I 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:52.080 just hear a pop and I feel I feel a 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:55.560 tear and I re rack the bar and my arm 0:18:55.680 --> 0:18:59.800 is not co operating. I'm sitting there swelling like you 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:02.439 like you saw me. I can't believe I went to 0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:05.800 the museum. You saw me like two hours after it happened. 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:08.320 And so I don't know what to do because I 0:19:08.359 --> 0:19:10.919 just got this like bolder on the left side of 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:14.399 my chest. And if I had been home doing a 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:16.840 stay cation doing a bench press, I would have known 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:18.639 what doctor to go to. I don't even know if 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:20.920 they'll see me because I'm not from here. And apparently 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:22.920 the health care is free, but is it free for everybody? 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:25.520 Do they just have like healthcare spilling out the back 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:27.920 of trucks or do I need to go fill out 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:31.800 a form? So you know, stay cation is even better 0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:36.320 for getting to hurt. Yeah, I mean one, that's your 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:38.360 fault for working out while he was on vacation. That's 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:45.280 on you. I mean, wow, Okay, you wasn't going to 0:19:45.359 --> 0:19:48.919 get out of shape in a week. Yeah, but like 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:51.200 the shape wasn't gonna change, Like you wasn't gonna stop 0:19:51.240 --> 0:19:53.399 being a trappings when all of a sudden it's going 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:56.000 to be like a huge I want to be one 0:19:56.000 --> 0:19:58.760 of those you know what, I'll go on vacation when 0:19:58.840 --> 0:20:05.080 I'm torn in ripped like Michael B. Jordan's I want 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:07.680 this for you. You've been talking about it for years, 0:20:08.119 --> 0:20:10.600 and well you don't have to remind me how long 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:14.560 I've been trying. I mean, listen, we know that I've 0:20:14.560 --> 0:20:17.359 been trying to do various things with my body and 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:19.960 they have not been coming to fruition. But it's just 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:23.720 like I hear you on this because I was really 0:20:23.720 --> 0:20:25.720 trying to figure out because it was like because for 0:20:25.800 --> 0:20:27.439 my birthday, I was like, oh, I'm gonna go to 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:29.520 l A for a couple of days, but then literally 0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:31.639 this morning, I was just like, what if I didn't 0:20:32.520 --> 0:20:34.840 mm hmm, Well if you had a staycation with all 0:20:34.880 --> 0:20:37.359 the people you already know in New York to come 0:20:37.400 --> 0:20:41.760 through because but but I did that. The last two 0:20:41.840 --> 0:20:44.679 years for my birthday was everybody in New York, and 0:20:44.680 --> 0:20:46.399 I haven't been able to see my l A friends. 0:20:46.720 --> 0:20:48.920 So for me, it's like, you know, getting reacquainted with people. 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:51.120 And also like I've been in l A a a few times, 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:54.000 it's like it's always been for work. So then you 0:20:54.040 --> 0:20:56.080 can't be around anybody because you gotta make sure you 0:20:56.119 --> 0:21:00.359 don't catch ronny. So I've done a staycation before and 0:21:00.400 --> 0:21:03.000 it's like, oh, I'm gonna do this, and I'm gonna 0:21:03.040 --> 0:21:05.480 do that. I'm gonna do this my crafting, and then 0:21:05.560 --> 0:21:08.880