Speaker 1: Bobby Bones transmitting across America. This is Bobby Bone, the
Speaker 1: Bobby Bone. Welcome to Friday Show. We got a good
Speaker 1: one today, But first let me say hi to all
Speaker 1: my friends. Go on, where should we start? You want
Speaker 1: to tip of falling a sleep faster? Yes, please take
Speaker 1: five minutes to massage your toes because there are nerves
Speaker 1: and your toes to connect with your brains. And listen
Speaker 1: they say you fall asleep faster. Five minutes my toes.
Speaker 1: That seems a lot. Are you grossed out by feet? Um?
Speaker 1: Not my own, but like my husband's. Yes, but don't
Speaker 1: you say he has some sort of weird function. Yes,
Speaker 1: he gets it in weird countries. I don't know where
Speaker 1: he's bringing it from. But I don't like it because
Speaker 1: it's normally from a communal shower situation. And I don't
Speaker 1: like it. What about my feet, for example, Like I
Speaker 1: don't wear shoes in the studio. I don't know. Let
Speaker 1: me see my feet gross you out? No, not at all.
Speaker 1: There you have nice feet, they're not flaking off. I
Speaker 1: don't say a lot of positive things about my body,
Speaker 1: but I can tell you one thing. I got good arches.
Speaker 1: I could be an arch model. The arch of my feet.
Speaker 1: Those exists. They should have to mean, look at the
Speaker 1: arches of my feet. Tell me how perfect those are? Wow,
Speaker 1: that's impressive. Yeah, people don't even know. You should all
Speaker 1: those people like doctor shoals or something. Yeah, I need
Speaker 1: some of the models have foot agent. Well listen, all
Speaker 1: Dominion comes in. We have a world premiere for them.
Speaker 1: Later they're going to come in and play. That would
Speaker 1: be good. The dance party comes up. How about this?
Speaker 1: How often do you wash your bra? The million dollar
Speaker 1: question come on? Mostly every time I wear it? Some
Speaker 1: of them. I like my nicer brawls. Probably not as
Speaker 1: much as I should. But why because it hurt some Yeah,
Speaker 1: experts they should wash it after two wears. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: agree with that. I'm surprised why. It's just like wearing.
Speaker 1: I mean I wash, I wear a shirt, I wash it.
Speaker 1: I would wear it every time. But I'm also a
Speaker 1: clean freak, like Lunchbox cleans his sheets about how often?
Speaker 1: Once every month or two. But you have a wife,
Speaker 1: she doesn't care nuts. Yeah, I think it's more now
Speaker 1: that I'm married, But I mean before that, it was
Speaker 1: a long six months and you can just flip the
Speaker 1: pillow over some people say, oh, but your pillow case
Speaker 1: gets dirty, Flip it off. We're not in a big deal.
Speaker 1: Do you ever wait, you're underwear two days in a row.
Speaker 1: It's turning inside out. No big deal. There's two sides.
Speaker 1: I mean jeans I wear for two or three weeks
Speaker 1: without washing them. I get wearing jeans more than once
Speaker 1: two or three weeks the lot and shirts, I don't
Speaker 1: wash those very often. Like nice shirts, if they're button ups,
Speaker 1: put them back on the hanger when I get done
Speaker 1: with them, so then I don't want to ruin them.
Speaker 1: It just depending on what you sweat though, Like I
Speaker 1: can again one, I can do that a nice shirt,
Speaker 1: but you can take it too extreme. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't sweat your lifestyle, like, yeah, pretty sure. That's a
Speaker 1: hot tub lifestyle. Yours is a dirty win. I guess.
Speaker 1: So the show recognizing people doing cool things, did you
Speaker 1: say this story about the twins that were salutatorian and
Speaker 1: valedictorian second and first identical twins again one and two,
Speaker 1: Nick and Matt, seventeen year old seniors at Locust Valley
Speaker 1: High School. I don't know how this g p A
Speaker 1: thing works, because back in my day, you got a
Speaker 1: four point though that was an A and they had
Speaker 1: like a four point three because it's like honors classes
Speaker 1: and even then that got confusing. But they had a
Speaker 1: one oh seven g P A, So I don't even
Speaker 1: know what the scale is. But how about being twin brothers,
Speaker 1: and like your twin brother beats you know, and like
Speaker 1: doesn't just beat you, like he's not the smart one,
Speaker 1: you're the athletic one, but like just barely edged you out,
Speaker 1: like you're both with a smart one. He's still anyway,
Speaker 1: shout out to both these guys for working hard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: their parents got to be so proud, and they haven't decided.
Speaker 1: I don't thinkhere they're going to school yet. Does anyone
Speaker 1: know how this g P eight works? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: I wasn't that high where we all on four point scales? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: high school g P A amy oh gosh to nine
Speaker 1: three so see plus fish, then I'm gonna going in myself.
Speaker 1: I'm confusing my freshman Yeah, yeah, no, that's it. I
Speaker 1: was at two nine because then when I went to
Speaker 1: my freshman year of college to get into the university
Speaker 1: I wanted I got a four point Now lunch box,
Speaker 1: look at two six o two nine two stakes Eddie
Speaker 1: if I remember correctly to seven, alright, win Ray three,
Speaker 1: raise the grinder. You're on. You're on grinder. He grinds
Speaker 1: it out there you go. I see you, Bobby Bones show.
Speaker 1: It's producer. Ray Staples announced you're gonna start to close
Speaker 1: around seventies stores across the country. This is gonna start
Speaker 1: to happen in the coming week. In other news, freezing
Speaker 1: there is returning parts of the US. The Northeast is
Speaker 1: set to get hit by a snowstorm up to five
Speaker 1: inches of snow. And finally, in sports, for college basketball
Speaker 1: selection Sundays this weekend, brackets will come out and the
Speaker 1: Big March Badness Tournament starts next week. You see the
Speaker 1: hashtag about already spent my refund. People hashtaging about their
Speaker 1: tax refunds. For me, it just goes into something like
Speaker 1: I don't never get it and go I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: buy something with it. It just goes into like the
Speaker 1: account and then you pay bills on the account. It's
Speaker 1: never like a treat you guys treat yourself with your refund. No,
Speaker 1: mine's the same. That's like a paycheck to me. It
Speaker 1: comes in and you're like okay, alright, put it in
Speaker 1: un times mind my I guess for me it's weird
Speaker 1: because I have jobs that don't take taxes out right
Speaker 1: safe to pay them. So my refunds is always like
Speaker 1: if it's anything, it's like sixty bucks. So to be fair,
Speaker 1: mine isn't the same because when you have a job
Speaker 1: like this job here, for example, they take taxes out
Speaker 1: every paycheck. But when I go to stand up, they
Speaker 1: don't take a taxes out, So then you have to
Speaker 1: figure all that out the end of the year. Do
Speaker 1: you considered like an independent contractor That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: That's how people get in trouble. Like Aaron Carter, he
Speaker 1: never if I stay on that. That's my husband too,
Speaker 1: and it's like I'm like, oh, look at all this,
Speaker 1: and then he's like, don't get excited. We still have
Speaker 1: to pay taxes at the end of the year. I'm like, Okay, tonight,
Speaker 1: I'll be in Durham. So if you're in the Triangle
Speaker 1: Raley Durham, I'll be there. Carolina Theater they just relate
Speaker 1: some tickets for Greensboro for Saturday night and be doing
Speaker 1: stand up comedy. There about twenty tickets left there if
Speaker 1: you want to come. Bobby Bones Comedy dot com is
Speaker 1: the website. Time for your Friday morning positivity, Time for
Speaker 1: tell me something good. Firefighters have rescued a horse which
Speaker 1: got stuck in the sand in Santa Cruz. A tweet
Speaker 1: from cow Fire, which is the Santa Cruse unit, said
Speaker 1: the horse couldn't get out. He was stuck down to
Speaker 1: his chest and the soft sand because it had flooded.
Speaker 1: So not only was it sand that he got stuck in,
Speaker 1: but because of the water, he couldn't get out. And
Speaker 1: so they went in and they tweeted photos of the
Speaker 1: rescue and they got the horse out and he walked
Speaker 1: out unhurt. And wow, look at the picture of him
Speaker 1: like in this like he's stuck in the stand. No,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Shout out to those guys for saving the
Speaker 1: horse and also getting him out with that any injury.
Speaker 1: So an eleven year old daughter and her dad they
Speaker 1: were at Walmart doing some shopping and she had some
Speaker 1: left over Christmas money. She's like, Dad, can I get
Speaker 1: a new toy? So he's like sure. They go over
Speaker 1: to the toy aisle and they see an envelope take
Speaker 1: to a shelf that says, please take me. The eleven
Speaker 1: year old girl opens up the envelope and inside is
Speaker 1: forty dollars, along with a note from a family saying,
Speaker 1: you know, we lost our grandma and this day two
Speaker 1: years ago, and we like to go around town doing
Speaker 1: good deeds and her honor and her memory, and please
Speaker 1: take this forty dollars and use it for whatever. And
Speaker 1: so they were the recipients of the forty dollars and
Speaker 1: they got to buy stuff. That's pretty cool, right, I
Speaker 1: think it's pretty cool that a kid held onto our
Speaker 1: Christmas money that long. I mean, here we are March tent,
Speaker 1: that she still got the Christmas money, Like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: cool of them. But I was just like, wow, I
Speaker 1: could help them. Yeah. Well, and they chose to do
Speaker 1: it on the toy aisle because the grandma she fostered
Speaker 1: a lot of kids throughout the years, so they wanted
Speaker 1: to make sure that it went towards like kids. I
Speaker 1: have a double Tell me something good here. Yeah. Sage
Speaker 1: is a twelve year old blind dog. Family dog got
Speaker 1: out been missing for a week, and this guy's hiking
Speaker 1: in the mountains in California finds the dog. After a week,
Speaker 1: returns it to the family and they offer him a
Speaker 1: one thousand dollar reward. He says no, so the family
Speaker 1: don't donates the one dollars to an animal charity. Double
Speaker 1: tell me something good found dog charity gets money. That's double.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, would you say double? Double? There? What
Speaker 1: did you do yesterday? Oh? I had my last episode
Speaker 1: of nash Chat last night as the mid season finale.
Speaker 1: When does the mid season then to come back? They're
Speaker 1: not a short yet, but it could be probably summer
Speaker 1: summer to early all the hopefully summer. I saw Rachel
Speaker 1: Bilson's coming on this show. She was like one of
Speaker 1: my huge celebrity crushes. Time with my girlfriend and it
Speaker 1: went away. Yeah, yeah, I did. It all went away.
Speaker 1: What do you do? Yesterday? I went to It was
Speaker 1: my trainer's birthday. Oh okay, and so I've been my
Speaker 1: trainer for a few years, so I had to get
Speaker 1: him present. So I got him like a g n
Speaker 1: C gift card and then I got him a Camo
Speaker 1: pimp and Joy shirt and m little note and I
Speaker 1: was like, I think you're awesome, but your workouts aren't
Speaker 1: you know that kind of thing? Did that in practice
Speaker 1: piano last night? I wrote a little bit on this
Speaker 1: new book, which is you gonna It's so tedious. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I regread write another book. So I
Speaker 1: worked on that and got to bed, watched some of
Speaker 1: the Office last night, Lindsay and coming over I guess
Speaker 1: kind of later, and that was it. Lunch about you
Speaker 1: any fun or Yeah? What did I did live band
Speaker 1: karaoke last night? You did a crowd? Crowd was good
Speaker 1: people singing the rock, they were rocking. Do you ever
Speaker 1: do little numbers out there? I'll do some numbers every
Speaker 1: once in a while. What did you perform last night?
Speaker 1: I didn't perform last night. I didn't need me to
Speaker 1: perform last night. It was already just flowing. What happens
Speaker 1: at live band karaoke? Lunchbox goes to this hard, dry
Speaker 1: cafe and you come and you do karaoke with a
Speaker 1: live band, and so you're doing karaoke but instead of
Speaker 1: like that, damn damn it like there's a real band play,
Speaker 1: it's like total Nashville thing. So but what are your
Speaker 1: numbers you usually do? If you have to go to one,
Speaker 1: she's in love with the boy even for live band, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can do that. I can do uh buy me
Speaker 1: a boat. Yeah, that's a good one. Upbeat. What do
Speaker 1: people do the most at live band karaoke? Like you
Speaker 1: come in and everybody wants to do it, even though
Speaker 1: they don't know. Everybody does it. A lot of people
Speaker 1: do kerosene before he cheats, uh, like hard Brando Lamber
Speaker 1: and karade songs. Yeah, yeah they don't. They like those
Speaker 1: girl powerballt like they like to grow power. The people
Speaker 1: come in, they sound good or no, no, the whole point.
Speaker 1: But do they think they sound good? Yeah? They try
Speaker 1: to good a deal. That's what I was asking. Do
Speaker 1: people come in and think that since you're on the radio,
Speaker 1: or because they're in Nashville, maybe they're like a tourist
Speaker 1: or maybe they're just a singer songwriter. They can come
Speaker 1: in and sing well enough, so I notice them. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: People take it very serious, but others just have fun.
Speaker 1: And I like the people that just like to have fun.
Speaker 1: They like the serious people too, because some of them
Speaker 1: they're all paying customers even though it's free, so they
Speaker 1: don't really pay, but they can get drinks and food
Speaker 1: right probably, here's the latest from Nashville and Tolly good
Speaker 1: Amy's thirty second Skinny Happy thirty fourth birthday to carry Underwood.
Speaker 1: You know she's thirty four, so that means she was
Speaker 1: on American Idol twelve years ago. Mark, I know, it's
Speaker 1: kind of heartedly. Carrie has no big plans for the
Speaker 1: rest of the year except to enjoy being a wife
Speaker 1: and a mother. Hopefully win Entertainer of the Year. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean you don't have to say yes my opinion
Speaker 1: that you should win. I think there. I just take
Speaker 1: care I should want it this year. No, you've convinced
Speaker 1: me that it's definitely should happen. So Kelsey Valerine, She's
Speaker 1: gonna headline a free concert at the grand opening of
Speaker 1: Dirk Spinley's Whiskey Row Restaurant and Entertainment venue in Gilbert, Arizona.
Speaker 1: That's going down next Thursday, and tickets are available first come,
Speaker 1: first serve basis. You know, a Nashville location of Whiskey
Speaker 1: Row is expected to open this year too. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: nderfat a calling favors in for that one. Like, hey, Kelsey,
Speaker 1: w you played my opening? Or if they went like
Speaker 1: through the actual steps, Oh, I don't know, good question,
Speaker 1: they'd be like, Kelsey got a free day. I need
Speaker 1: to open a restaurant and come out all right, I'm Amy.
Speaker 1: That's your thirty seconds gawn to day. This story comes
Speaker 1: us from Odessa, Texas. A thirty six year old man
Speaker 1: went to Target to get a new bike, but decided
Speaker 1: I don't want to pay for it, So you got
Speaker 1: on the bike, wrote it right out of the store.
Speaker 1: Only problem is got hit by a car in the
Speaker 1: park a lot. Oh you've got to look both ways,
Speaker 1: so and arrested him. Oh no, at your bone head.
Speaker 1: Story of the day show Eddie is our video producer,
Speaker 1: has two kids, a three year old and a nine
Speaker 1: year old, and the nine year old has a school concert,
Speaker 1: like a singing concert, Yeah, like choir concert. It's a
Speaker 1: springtime concert event. What are they sing a nine years old?
Speaker 1: That's a good question. No, not nine. This is the
Speaker 1: little one, the three year old. Yeah, yeah, what do
Speaker 1: they sing it? You know? Like my you are my son? Shine?
Speaker 1: Like spring stuff? Probably like flower and are you making
Speaker 1: this up? Because you don't know? I really don't know
Speaker 1: what they're gonna sing because he hasn't been walking around
Speaker 1: the house practicing or anything. But apparently they've worked something
Speaker 1: up and they have a big concert today today, tonight, today,
Speaker 1: this morning, like nine thirty or something. Oh, why are
Speaker 1: you I have time? I'm just one. See you guys
Speaker 1: gave me such a hard time last time about not
Speaker 1: going to donuts for dabs or whatever. Now I'm thinking, like, well,
Speaker 1: I wasn't really playing on going, But should I go? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think if you go to go to the spring concert,
Speaker 1: I think when your kids do something, does he want
Speaker 1: you there? Does he care? Dude? They don't care, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think they do. I think they will later unlack.
Speaker 1: I've been to a couple of them, and they do
Speaker 1: look for you, you you know, like all the kids are
Speaker 1: looking for their parents, and then when they spot you,
Speaker 1: they're just like really excited. For a second. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think you gotta go. I mean you should let me
Speaker 1: know before today. Well, I wasn't planning on it, you know.
Speaker 1: It was just one of those things that are like, Dad,
Speaker 1: I'm going to work. It's so hard for me for
Speaker 1: their morning events. Afternoon events. Dude, I'll pick them up.
Speaker 1: I'll be there for anything, but morning events are hard.
Speaker 1: It's my middle of the day. Let's lunchbox decide if
Speaker 1: you can go or night lunchbox. We let Eddie off
Speaker 1: work to go to the kids I wasn't able to
Speaker 1: get off early for ash Wednesday, so I don't think
Speaker 1: you should get off for your kids. He's dead serious too.
Speaker 1: You really have control of this. I'm gonna get put
Speaker 1: it in your court lunch. Come on, I still say no,
Speaker 1: A pill court says you can go, Eddie. I that
Speaker 1: was that was giving him a shot, hopefully have a lot.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you let me go see my kids the concert?
Speaker 1: I mean that's just like you get off all these
Speaker 1: days of work just to go see your kids. I
Speaker 1: mean if it was at night, I understand, but you
Speaker 1: have to work. Parents can't just be taken off work
Speaker 1: all the time. But I just told you that I
Speaker 1: don't do that, like I missed daddy donut day to
Speaker 1: start a trend here that everything they have? Oh we
Speaker 1: have show and Tell? Can I go go ahead, Eddie?
Speaker 1: It's not true. I don't think it's true. Go thanks, thanks, bones,
Speaker 1: You're welcome. All right. It's late in the morning, so
Speaker 1: it'll I won't miss too much. You get buddy, all right.
Speaker 1: I watched the Game of Thrones. I s melt for
Speaker 1: like seven minutes yesterday. What is that watch that? No,
Speaker 1: I'm such a loser. So it's the new Game of
Speaker 1: Throne seasons. It's called Fire and Ice, and there's this
Speaker 1: big block of ice on their Facebook page and all
Speaker 1: they did was put fire and melted. And when it
Speaker 1: finally melted down, you saw what date the show came back,
Speaker 1: and they were they were a hundred thousand people watching it.
Speaker 1: I wasn't the only loser. I watched it for a
Speaker 1: good seven minutes yesterday, and it's kind of back in jail,
Speaker 1: I which is pretty quick to say, hey, we're coming back.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, they were were much of us nerds
Speaker 1: watching the ice melt. You don't watch, it's too late.
Speaker 1: I did download because I'm going to North Carolina doing
Speaker 1: stand up and Durham tonight in Greensboro tomorrow night. So
Speaker 1: I downloaded The Office, the last episode of Walking Dead,
Speaker 1: the last episode of Scandal, and all the episodes of
Speaker 1: This is Us. Oh boy, but I think last night
Speaker 1: was a finale or something that last night. No it wasn't.
Speaker 1: They said two more episodes. Man, I'm confused. Anyway, I downloaded,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna watch and there's Tuesday's I think I
Speaker 1: have no idea what she said. I download and watch
Speaker 1: on demand. No, idea what they shows shows there. So
Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna do on the plane, get on myself,
Speaker 1: lust fly after the show, think about you find out
Speaker 1: what songs they sing. I'll tell you exactly what they sang.
Speaker 1: Record I will bring it in mind, all right, that
Speaker 1: rude lunch. I gave you the chance. Hey, Mariann in
Speaker 1: Virginia Beach, how are you? Hey? Good bye? I appreciate
Speaker 1: you calling. What's going on? Well? Just telling in to
Speaker 1: win way in on this, Uh, lunch box tonight and
Speaker 1: Eddie the day I have to go see his steel.
Speaker 1: We're not the day off, but time off to go,
Speaker 1: uh see his kid performing as at the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Eddie has a three year old. He has a
Speaker 1: choir performance today, a spring choir performance at nine thirty
Speaker 1: in the morning. Our show is still on then, and
Speaker 1: so some of the markets take us off, just so
Speaker 1: you know we're still one. Uh and lunch box that know,
Speaker 1: Eddie shouldn't be able to go. What are your thoughts? Well,
Speaker 1: Dan and Dan and two small kids. I run a
Speaker 1: five out the company out of Virginia Beach, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know I miss a lot of stuff for that,
Speaker 1: and you know, I just think it's unfair for lunch
Speaker 1: Box to have a saying that, because you know he
Speaker 1: doesn't under understand the sensation of being a dad yet
Speaker 1: you know, and what it's like to miss lots of things.
Speaker 1: And I know, um and and you guys travel a
Speaker 1: lot too, so and I know just from listening to
Speaker 1: pretty you shows that team miss is a lot. Like
Speaker 1: for the golf stuff and the golf stuff Eddie plays golf.
Speaker 1: That doesn't count. No, that doesn't still time. Eddie hasn't
Speaker 1: been traveling for months, to be honest, since the first
Speaker 1: of the year. Right. And also, Eddie could have given
Speaker 1: you a little advance. We could have planned ahead. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm good. I don't need him after nine. That's what
Speaker 1: I figured. I'm not backing you up on. I've just
Speaker 1: responsible adult would have told the boss ahead of time,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for it. Been more responsible? Well
Speaker 1: does that even means true? You should be more funsible?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I gave you twenty four hours advance, okay, eighteen,
Speaker 1: I don't care, go okay, run away. I'd arguing with you.
Speaker 1: Just this guy, Nicole Kidmo was clapping funny during the Oscars,
Speaker 1: and that's all this yesterday. But it's because the ring
Speaker 1: that she had on apparently was so big, and she
Speaker 1: was on a radio show talking about this. Here this
Speaker 1: is her talking to Australian radio. Was really awkward and
Speaker 1: I was like, gosh, I want to clasp. I don't
Speaker 1: want to not be clapping, which was right, yeah, class
Speaker 1: of course, so therefore I'm clashing. But it was really
Speaker 1: difficult because I had a huge wing on that was
Speaker 1: not my own, but it was absolutely gorgeous, and I
Speaker 1: was terrified of damaging it. I would how much that cost,
Speaker 1: and too, I don't think I would borrow jewelry that
Speaker 1: wasn't I would be so weirded out about that, but
Speaker 1: I know I just wouldn't. I'm not like everybody else, Okay,
Speaker 1: I just would be scared to lose it. So when
Speaker 1: you hit the red carpet, you wear your own jewelry.
Speaker 1: I WEARM on everything. Bobby doesn't wear jewelry, no rings, no,
Speaker 1: and ever it will be if I ever get married.
Speaker 1: I just don't even know that I wear a wedding band.
Speaker 1: You get a tattoo. I've suggested that you guys have
Speaker 1: made fun of don't make you wear a wedding band. No,
Speaker 1: you could get I do one of those rubber ones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have one of those. Yeah, because I lost my
Speaker 1: metal one. I think you could get an L, like
Speaker 1: an old English or something L. Yeah, if you marry Lindsay,
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you meant like for love or something.
Speaker 1: Why did you think that your girlfriend's name is Lindsay.
Speaker 1: I mean hypothetically, we would obviously say they're going to
Speaker 1: marry her. Okay, well, if I married Lunchbox, I get
Speaker 1: all hypothetically, And for Eddie, hypothetically, just the hypothetically. You're
Speaker 1: not really dating him. Don't act like it's that far fetched,
Speaker 1: and she could get a be Here's Keith Urban backstage
Speaker 1: at the Opery playing vice on guitar, not the shooting roll,
Speaker 1: shooting my ship again. Back that. I have a friend
Speaker 1: named Jane Crawford who's a reporter for CBS National and
Speaker 1: she's in DC. She does a lot of political stuff,
Speaker 1: but she also is from from Alabama, so she has
Speaker 1: a lot of country music connections and does stories. And
Speaker 1: she said him, come down interview Keith Urban. And she goes,
Speaker 1: I know you has a friends, what do like? What's
Speaker 1: the angle? And I was like, You're gonna be blown away?
Speaker 1: How like nice he is, and think it's not real.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell you he's that sweet. And so
Speaker 1: she sent me a message back yesterday after she finished
Speaker 1: the interview, and she was like, usually people cry whenever
Speaker 1: I interviewed them. I cried talking to him. She was
Speaker 1: just blown away how awesome he was. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I told you, like, he's the nicest guy, and so yeah, Keith,
Speaker 1: it was awesome. And that's his wife, Nicole Kidman and
Speaker 1: no more ring talk. There's a TV show called The
Speaker 1: Property Brothers and Lunchbox wanted to be on that, so
Speaker 1: he came on the air fired up. We were even
Speaker 1: gonna book one or two of those guys to come
Speaker 1: on the show because it's like, I gotta get on
Speaker 1: this show. Until he found out he needed seventy dollars
Speaker 1: to be on this show, which is crazy to me
Speaker 1: that you gotta pay. Yeah, I thought that you would
Speaker 1: get they would pay for it because it's a TV
Speaker 1: show and they have advertisers, so but I guess they
Speaker 1: make straight profit on that show. So he started to
Speaker 1: go fund me. Yeah, I started to go fund but
Speaker 1: we didn't want him to start to go fund me.
Speaker 1: We didn't put on our website, but listeners started giving
Speaker 1: him money, which was not what we intended on happening.
Speaker 1: So where are we right now? Well, I'm only at
Speaker 1: a hundred and twenty dollars. You can't climb much since
Speaker 1: last time. No, you didn't even How are you now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do with that money? Um?
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna close down and go fund me
Speaker 1: page because it does not look like I'm going to
Speaker 1: make the seventy thousand dollars that I need, So I
Speaker 1: think it's time to pull it. And I'm wasting people's
Speaker 1: time going to the page and posting on social moniya
Speaker 1: gonna do with their money? Though? I guess I'll donate
Speaker 1: it to Charity's good. Yeah, but that's so broad, Like
Speaker 1: are you really going like, yeah, yeah, I'll donate it.
Speaker 1: I'll donate it to charity. Don't worry about it. I
Speaker 1: got it. I'll but someone that's don't worry about don't
Speaker 1: worried about it. No, No, I could see him considering
Speaker 1: himself charity, right, Yeah, not at all. I'll donated charity,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it, Like I mean, I'll look it
Speaker 1: into it and I will get back to you. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll find charity and I'll donate it to it and
Speaker 1: they'll get By the way, let's check the toe board.
Speaker 1: How long lunch boxes nap? Yesterday? Let's go to the
Speaker 1: nap one hour, twenty three minutes? The phone ring in
Speaker 1: the middle of the nap. Do people not know you napping?
Speaker 1: And I'm like our twenty three minute? Wow, it's it
Speaker 1: was pretty. It wasn't as good as it could have been,
Speaker 1: but I mean, T three is better than none. He've
Speaker 1: always asked about your naps. They're awesome. I'm talking feel
Speaker 1: like my sleep last night was a nap compared to
Speaker 1: his nap. Hey, Chad, you're on the Hey buddy, Hey man,
Speaker 1: how are you doing. I'm good. Chad's in Orange, Texas.
Speaker 1: What do you say? Yeah, thanks for calling. I wanted
Speaker 1: to I was calling, man, my wife and she wears
Speaker 1: hard ringing. I want to let you know it's it's
Speaker 1: not that weird of a situation for you. I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about wearing a wedding ring. Let's take three steps back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why why why not? Toe we may even get far
Speaker 1: far away from this. Did I got nothing right now?
Speaker 1: All I was talking about somehow was an engagement ring.
Speaker 1: I don't know how carpet you were joy at all.
Speaker 1: That's it. And the name he started going nothing. Hypothetically speaking,
Speaker 1: I'm just not I doubt i'll wear a ring. I
Speaker 1: don't wear things, yeah, because you don't have a reason
Speaker 1: to where the things when you get married. Reason What
Speaker 1: if I get a ring water on my neck like
Speaker 1: a necklace? I know that doesn't count. That doesn't count.
Speaker 1: Girls don't look at dudes like, oh, he's got a
Speaker 1: ring on his neck, can't hit on him. They don't
Speaker 1: look at that at guy's hands like he's cute. Now
Speaker 1: he's married, forget Yeah, Bobby, I did well when you
Speaker 1: were single. Come on, come on, blood, I'm confused. When
Speaker 1: you were single, I would check out other girls and
Speaker 1: look for their races. You the same thing happens for girls.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the same exactly. Alright, thank you
Speaker 1: for the call. They'll appreciate that, Bubby. Here's the latest
Speaker 1: from Nash though Tully goood Amy's thirty second skinny So
Speaker 1: in theaters today. You have that movie Kong Skull Island
Speaker 1: with Tom Hittleston. Yeah. I saw the Last King Kong.
Speaker 1: I thought was terrible. But then I saw the one
Speaker 1: before that it was really good. Don't Want Jack Black?
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah I liked that one. Well, this one
Speaker 1: has three percent positive on Rotten Tomatoes. Wow. Usually those
Speaker 1: big CG movies don't rate that well because the movies
Speaker 1: aren't that good. They just look cool. Yeah, your kids
Speaker 1: care about that? Eddie King Kong? No not Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we saw the preview during one of the cartoons that
Speaker 1: we're watching. It looks good. Mike D's our movie. Watch
Speaker 1: our phone screener. Does King Colin look good to you?
Speaker 1: It does look pretty good. Tom Hittleston looks good in
Speaker 1: all I see Taylor his boyfriend to that poor guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he asked about Taylor. He's doing like press for the movie,
Speaker 1: and they're like so like he got lured into that
Speaker 1: whole situation. And then, oh, well, which speaking to Taylor,
Speaker 1: did you see that her stalker was finally arrested? Okay,
Speaker 1: so this dude he's been lurking around her Tribeca loft twice.
Speaker 1: He rang her doorbell for an hour straight, then somehow
Speaker 1: he got up on her roof. He worked his way
Speaker 1: inside her secure building. On Valentine's Day, he wrote her
Speaker 1: elevator to her pit house floor and then for a
Speaker 1: two week period he called her management company sixty times
Speaker 1: requesting an introduction. That's scary, but he was arrested. He
Speaker 1: hasn't been able to pay bail, which was set at
Speaker 1: twenty grand, so I think he's still locked up. That's
Speaker 1: crazy that he can get in the elevator, like calling
Speaker 1: her manage it's one thing, like anybody can find that number. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: to make it up to her house, like you would
Speaker 1: not think it would be easy, and it probably is
Speaker 1: not when she's there because I'm sure she has security layered.
Speaker 1: It's still that's crazy, on Amy, that's your thirty seconds, skinny.
Speaker 1: The dairy industry is fighting and I think they have
Speaker 1: a story here. They're calling like other milks fake milk,
Speaker 1: you know, like fake news. Yeah, well yeah, the dairy
Speaker 1: industry is calling for fake milk products made from almond
Speaker 1: and soy to stop using the word milk. They're not milk.
Speaker 1: They turned in fifty nine pages to the FDA yesterday
Speaker 1: saying you have to stop with this being able to
Speaker 1: be called milk. New sales number show the growth of
Speaker 1: milk like soy and almond outpacing traditional milk, and they're like,
Speaker 1: we're done. And so I think they have a case
Speaker 1: here because they're not milk. Almond milk. As much as
Speaker 1: I'll drink it and whatever, I don't drink dairy. It
Speaker 1: makes me, makes me poop funny, So I don't drink
Speaker 1: that normal milk. But this is this is a real thing.
Speaker 1: So they have a steak on what milk is on
Speaker 1: the word milk. Yeah, well, I mean I have a
Speaker 1: lotion that's called milk milk lotion. If you're not climbing,
Speaker 1: it's like milk to drink. The definition of milk has
Speaker 1: to do with something out of a human. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: about breast milk with that's a milk. That's a milk,
Speaker 1: something out of something alive. Yes, I would bet anything
Speaker 1: coming out of mammal is milk. Almond milk is just water, right,
Speaker 1: Coconut milk that should be called almond water. Dude, this
Speaker 1: is a good point, I think, Judge, you hear it.
Speaker 1: Judge doesn't like to speak in the courtroom. We have
Speaker 1: cow milk, and over here we have all the other milks.
Speaker 1: I rule in the favor of. And it's tough for
Speaker 1: me because sometimes you have to take your personal views
Speaker 1: and your legal common sense views and separate them. I
Speaker 1: rule in the favor of normal milk. You must come
Speaker 1: from a living being to be milk. Case this mess
Speaker 1: almond water. You should now leave. Yes, the cows are oxided.
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones Transmitting America. I welcome to the studio. The
Speaker 1: guy's from olden menu. What I tell us big day
Speaker 1: today because I got a new song out today. Do
Speaker 1: you feel like I'm gonna play in just a second? Um?
Speaker 1: Do you? And the song is called no such Thing
Speaker 1: as a Broken Heart? So tell me about this song
Speaker 1: before I hit player? Like, what am I supposed to feel? Man?
Speaker 1: You're supposed to feel whatever it makes you feel. You know.
Speaker 1: I think it's just a song that we felt when
Speaker 1: we wrote it. You know. Um, we didn't have an
Speaker 1: idea that day. We just we're writing something that you know,
Speaker 1: I felt like we needed to say. You know, it
Speaker 1: just just felt right. You know. The first line of
Speaker 1: the song is is I wonder if Jack and Diane
Speaker 1: ever made it? And that just kind of came out
Speaker 1: and that just kind of opened up this world to
Speaker 1: us that we just wanted to go down and explore
Speaker 1: and see where it led us. And I'm pretty proud
Speaker 1: of where it led us. I can tell you my
Speaker 1: interpretation of it before I hit play. All right, it's
Speaker 1: a very positive song. I like that about it. It's like,
Speaker 1: go find your own way in this world, like like
Speaker 1: what I don't let things hold you back, Like it's
Speaker 1: you only get one life? How does that sound? It
Speaker 1: sound like I'm okay, I want to let the listeners
Speaker 1: in wrong. Okay, okay, I'm told here is no such
Speaker 1: thing as broken heart from Old Dominion. They're gonna hang around,
Speaker 1: but this is the world premier day here on the
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones Show. Can't keep you like there's no such
Speaker 1: thing as a broken huh? There it is a new
Speaker 1: one from Old Dominion called no such thing as a
Speaker 1: broken heart. Clap your hands. That's all I gotta let
Speaker 1: me ask you guys this because it's like a group.
Speaker 1: It's like a supergroup of songwriters. You guys are That's
Speaker 1: what I would do. How would people say? Tell me
Speaker 1: about old domn You're like, well, it's like if you
Speaker 1: took the best songwriters in Nahville made a band out
Speaker 1: of them and they were still a good band too.
Speaker 1: So is there more pressure with how good a song?
Speaker 1: Is because you guys are known as like elite songwriters.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like we probably put the pressure
Speaker 1: on ourselves. We don't need any help from anybody else
Speaker 1: as far as that goes. But yeah, I mean we
Speaker 1: always want to put out the best song and write
Speaker 1: the best song we can. They're so rich, all right,
Speaker 1: old dominions here. You know, I've often said one of
Speaker 1: the most brilliant things, I love Song for Another Time
Speaker 1: because you took every line that was already readen and
Speaker 1: put them to get like a perfect little puzzle. Hey.
Speaker 1: I want to do that with the show and find
Speaker 1: like all the best stuff and then make it one show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it was. We got like, you know good,
Speaker 1: you've got thirteen years worth of Yeah, we'll just put
Speaker 1: him in and then it's like a new show every
Speaker 1: time our old dominion in the studio. Today's the big day.
Speaker 1: They got a new song out today. Mass in here
Speaker 1: texts blown up. Well, people must be hearing you on
Speaker 1: the show. I'm just looking at lyrics. Oh he's beating
Speaker 1: himself up, because that's what happened. They played a minute
Speaker 1: ago a song for Another Time, and I guess you
Speaker 1: did your own song. You said a word wrong. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I put the wrong words in the wrong place. People
Speaker 1: are so mad on Twitter. You see a joke, but
Speaker 1: we're gonna hearing that? Is that? Is that how your
Speaker 1: fans sound? The angry ones? It is? Yeah, man, we
Speaker 1: have some. We have some vocal folks. Uh. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: call them fans though. Okay. Let me ask you a
Speaker 1: question about you guys, Yeah, we have mostly those. Let
Speaker 1: me ask you a question about you collectively as a group.
Speaker 1: Is there at all any sort of competition about songwriting?
Speaker 1: And if one of you, let's say two of you
Speaker 1: write a song but the rest of you aren't there
Speaker 1: and it's a hit, what, what's the other one invited?
Speaker 1: Because I mean, has that ever met a thing? It's
Speaker 1: because they weren't good enough. That's always the reason. Has
Speaker 1: that been a fight before? And come no? I mean
Speaker 1: you know, I mean the great thing about this community Nashville,
Speaker 1: especially in the songwriting community, is it is competitive, but
Speaker 1: it is very supportive too, and it's you're proud. It's
Speaker 1: hard to do this. It's hard to get a hit,
Speaker 1: so it's it's almost impossible. So you're excited for your friends.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not I'm not. I'm not. I wanted
Speaker 1: to be in the room all dominions here. So okay,
Speaker 1: of all of you guys, who's got the most number
Speaker 1: one all together? I think Trevor you get six. Now, Trevor,
Speaker 1: you got six number one? How many jet skis do
Speaker 1: you have? You need to after the third one, you
Speaker 1: have to get a jet ski that's the role. Did
Speaker 1: you get sprinkles? Did finally get a sprinklet? Close enough?
Speaker 1: Close enough? The one song that that fell out that
Speaker 1: you're like, that's a hit immediately that you guys wrote,
Speaker 1: I think from the time talking about you knew boom
Speaker 1: that's a hit. We thought we were done with the album.
Speaker 1: So that song you tried to give to somebody else
Speaker 1: song for another time, just a kidny actually, and he
Speaker 1: said that song stinks. No, he actually loved He was like, man,
Speaker 1: this is great. I think you guys should record it.
Speaker 1: So what and then you recorded it after you weren't
Speaker 1: gonna record it. Yeah. We actually did a sound check
Speaker 1: one day on tour with him in a stadium and
Speaker 1: we played it and it sounded massive in that stadium,
Speaker 1: so we were like, yeah, we gotta do this one.
Speaker 1: So you go back do you scratch a song from
Speaker 1: the record and what you do with that song? It's
Speaker 1: still actually somebody covering? Didn't somebody new think a new
Speaker 1: group cut? Making money? Like right now as we do
Speaker 1: the show, they're making money, like I'm watching and how
Speaker 1: you go up? This is amazing? Alright, Old Dominion, Uh,
Speaker 1: No such thing as a Broken Heart World premiere today.
Speaker 1: We'll play it again coming up in like forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: If you missed it, Thank you guys for stopping by.
Speaker 1: Than you know what, it's another one, man, you got
Speaker 1: another one. Thank you. I was almost in the room
Speaker 1: when they wrote that I got sick and why I
Speaker 1: wasn't able to go right? So alright, Old Dominions here
Speaker 1: download the song, No such thing as a Broken Heart
Speaker 1: and we'll see you guys soon. All right, thanks guys.
Speaker 1: Sometimes doing the show you get special guests. Stop by.
Speaker 1: Let's let's bring our special guests. And if he was
Speaker 1: a wrestler, this would be a theme. Music plays and
Speaker 1: gentlemen bringing our friend Duck Spentley, bring up Duck splas
Speaker 1: here and the family and the kids. Hey, kids, I'm here.
Speaker 1: How are you okay? In the world. I'm ready to work.
Speaker 1: I gotta work on the shore measure ready. This is
Speaker 1: what happened. We have really important bad chairs. I was
Speaker 1: getting a share online like this is get the wrong
Speaker 1: one now I know Derek's walked in with it with
Speaker 1: first of all, a pencil in his hat, a measuring tape.
Speaker 1: If I get this just right, a clipboard. This is
Speaker 1: what I'm worried about. Need distance. Okay, and Derek has
Speaker 1: been chair. They're high. She did it high because we
Speaker 1: have a sit Nay, it's not a really good office chair,
Speaker 1: some more of a studio chair. We picked as a
Speaker 1: group an artist that we all love personally to be
Speaker 1: our chair sponsor, and we just kind of threw it
Speaker 1: out there. And Derek's yesterday listening to the show was
Speaker 1: like him out, I want this. I want to win.
Speaker 1: It's a competition. I want want you to be way
Speaker 1: better than your Garth Brooks chair. Well, Garth has not
Speaker 1: even responded your line and your carry uderboard chair and
Speaker 1: launch you picked the wrong gun. Oh how are you
Speaker 1: gonna call out carry under one? It's her birthday today
Speaker 1: and she is going to come through in the clubs.
Speaker 1: She is an amazing woman. Carrie. Don't let Mark s
Speaker 1: Bentley talk bad about you. You need to show him
Speaker 1: whose boss and bring the hammer down with an amazing chair.
Speaker 1: So it's been throwing the hammer. You're measuring over there?
Speaker 1: Would you come up just the height? I want to
Speaker 1: get a little field for the chair, and some preferences,
Speaker 1: like your color do you want? Oh? I mean I'm
Speaker 1: easy on color, or maybe like some a little more fun.
Speaker 1: Marks is the first time your kids have been the studio? Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: what's happening? Do you guys get another doggie? Yeah? Do
Speaker 1: you want to come up to the micropon cult for
Speaker 1: a second talking about this dog you got? You got?
Speaker 1: You got new doggie? Tell about the dog. His name
Speaker 1: is tot. Yeah. How many dogs do you have now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You have three doggies. Get three dollars, you're gonna get
Speaker 1: another one. Reason got patches so that my dog Amy
Speaker 1: would have someone to play with. But Patches a total lemon,
Speaker 1: like he had abused before we got up, so like
Speaker 1: not really like he'll shake that though with his love.
Speaker 1: He will he will shake that with love, hopefully will Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're getting a lot of love, but hopefully he will.
Speaker 1: He'll engage a little bit. But we're gonna to get
Speaker 1: a forth thought. Ay, what do you guys doing over there? Oh?
Speaker 1: She just got to braces off? Did you really? Wow?
Speaker 1: Your teeth are great? Did your mouth feel better because
Speaker 1: i've bottom? Oh? You do? When does that come out?
Speaker 1: When did your retainer come out? No idea, you have
Speaker 1: no idea? Are you married yet? No? How old? Are you? Okay?
Speaker 1: You got a while to goo? Then? Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 1: Is it cool that your dad's a big, big country star? Yeah? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: a great. I get called anything but country star. At home.
Speaker 1: I get called toilet head. Do you call him toilet head? No? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't get called anything cool. Hey, I saw we
Speaker 1: were talking earlier because you're opening up a new Shaan
Speaker 1: and Gilbert Arizona. That right, and Kelsey is playing at
Speaker 1: Kelsey Vallerini. Did you call? This is our debate? Did
Speaker 1: you call in a friend like hey, would you play?
Speaker 1: Or is that just like booked? It's booked? I need
Speaker 1: to call her and tell her thanks for doing it.
Speaker 1: But oh you didn't. You really didn't pick up to selling.
Speaker 1: I really did not pick up the phone call. And
Speaker 1: you're opening one of those in Nashville, Nashville hopefully in July.
Speaker 1: How come I didn't get a call like, hey, you
Speaker 1: want to invest in this? I got no call. I
Speaker 1: want to get out of your comedy production. I'll let
Speaker 1: you measure the chair. Derek's is in measuring black. You
Speaker 1: want like your nit like Pip and Joy gonna be
Speaker 1: carbon sign you should also, if you're gonna carve, you
Speaker 1: should put your name on it as the sponsor. You
Speaker 1: should it should be the Dirk Spentley chair. Put my
Speaker 1: face on the bottom down. Okay, maybe that's fine. Hey, girls,
Speaker 1: it was really nice to me. I got what I needed.
Speaker 1: Do you guys have school today? Are you going to school?
Speaker 1: Did you dad drop off at school? Did people go
Speaker 1: like that's their daddy's famous, they drop you off. I
Speaker 1: don't care. He's toilet Head's toilet head. Good luck with
Speaker 1: the doggies gons. Okay, we're gonna win. Hey, keep the
Speaker 1: face like on the back of the chair or something.
Speaker 1: Just a tip. You're rude girl. Carry I'm not mustache.
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming by. We're still in the air with
Speaker 1: him in the chair. Go ahead, you do whatever you want,
Speaker 1: like like this show has any rules, and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, take a picture. Whatever you gotta do. Dirk
Speaker 1: Spentley came in to measure for the chair because we
Speaker 1: our company won't buy us new chairs, so we've asked
Speaker 1: for sponsors. I asked for Garth, Amy asked for Dirk's lunchbox,
Speaker 1: went to carry Underwood. Eddie went to Tim McGraw ray,
Speaker 1: went to Kip Moore or anything like there. I haven't
Speaker 1: heard yet. Yeah, still waiting, Okay, I Amy taking a picture.
Speaker 1: All right, dark dark, expertly everybody and kids, alright, bye,
Speaker 1: there is a good, nice haircut by the way, looking fresh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I noticed it, So guys do they noticed? Bye? Bye?
Speaker 1: Look at that case. Dismissed that it was a surprise.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. I thought the faith thing was funny, interesting,
Speaker 1: yea words good. Everyone was laughing except the kids. We
Speaker 1: gotta come back, We gotta come back. Yesterday we come
Speaker 1: on the air and we say here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: We're gonna spread some joy and we wanted to help
Speaker 1: Air Force Captain Nathan Nelson. And Captain Nelson is back
Speaker 1: on the phone with us right now. Good morning, Captain Nelson, Hey,
Speaker 1: good morning, thanks for having me again. We're really happy
Speaker 1: to have you because we wanted to update you on
Speaker 1: exactly what happened yesterday. And if you just tuning in
Speaker 1: today for the first time, Captain Nelson was on with
Speaker 1: us yesterday. And Captain Nelson is a real life, real
Speaker 1: life American hero like Captain Nelson used to live to it.
Speaker 1: Here's what He's an Afghanistan and a rocket had hit
Speaker 1: where he was and he had spinal injuries, collapsed long
Speaker 1: brain injury. He's in a wheelchair. And what we wanted
Speaker 1: to do as a show the people in this room,
Speaker 1: the listeners of this show, was helping build this house.
Speaker 1: And so we had a goal of fifty thou dollars
Speaker 1: to get concrete and slab and framing and shingles and
Speaker 1: all of this and and so far Captain Nelson the story,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm right with the story, right, there's nothing
Speaker 1: that I've I've said wrong? Is that my good? That's correct? Okay.
Speaker 1: So we put these shirts online yesterday with the goal
Speaker 1: of fifty thou dollars. Now, I gotta tell you, we like,
Speaker 1: as of right now, we don't have exactly the goal.
Speaker 1: So but we actually have seventy five thousand, thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: That is amazing. Our listeners came through like crazy, easy yesterday.
Speaker 1: So Captain Nelson, from all of us here on the show,
Speaker 1: all of us that are a part of the show. UM,
Speaker 1: we have seventy dollars to give you so you can
Speaker 1: help you have a house. You're a real American hero
Speaker 1: that keeps us safe and we just want to tell
Speaker 1: you we really appreciate you and thank you for letting
Speaker 1: us do this foreign with you. Oh wow, I can't
Speaker 1: thank you enough. I and I sincerely appreciate everything that
Speaker 1: you guys are doing and thank all your listeners and um,
Speaker 1: you know on behalf of Building Homes for Heroes. Uh,
Speaker 1: just tell everybody they can go on and check out
Speaker 1: Building Homes for Heroes dot org. And you know they
Speaker 1: can see all the veterans that have been gifted homes.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not the only one. I mean there's
Speaker 1: there's dozens and dozens. They average home giveaway every ten
Speaker 1: days last year. So they're just they're just really working
Speaker 1: hard to um honor the nation's veterans that have sacrificed
Speaker 1: so much. So you'll be able to check out their
Speaker 1: testimonials and that type of thing on website too. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you, and before we let you go, and before
Speaker 1: we are able to give you the sevent We also
Speaker 1: want to send you in your family on a vacation.
Speaker 1: So okay, just a little something from our listeners and
Speaker 1: from the show to say thank you for serving and
Speaker 1: thank you for doing what you do and representing us,
Speaker 1: is that we also want to send you guys to
Speaker 1: Disney World all on us. Oh wow, hey, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. You know, I got a three year old
Speaker 1: daughter and she's just gonna love that to death. We
Speaker 1: thought that, we thought, what can we do for her,
Speaker 1: because honestly, we know that's a huge part of your life,
Speaker 1: Captain Nelson, is that you have a little girl and
Speaker 1: we want to help get this house built. And then
Speaker 1: we're like, what can we do for her? Because that
Speaker 1: will actually be for you and your wife as well.
Speaker 1: So we want to send you guys to Disney World
Speaker 1: on us, and that's fantastic. She'll love meeting Elpha and
Speaker 1: and Mickey Mouth and everybody else. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: as a amazing well, I hope you have a great
Speaker 1: rest of the day and your weekends. Awesome, And thank
Speaker 1: you for serving and thank you for letting us be
Speaker 1: a part of your journey here. Hey, thank you too.
Speaker 1: I'm just overwhelmed. I can't uh, I can't say enough
Speaker 1: how appreciative we are. Air Force Captain Nathan Nelson, guess
Speaker 1: Kevin Nelson. Yes, thank you very much and we'll talk
Speaker 1: to you very soon. Hey, take care of Bobby all right,
Speaker 1: there you go, Hey, Art to our listeners, you never
Speaker 1: let us down ever, And so thank you from the
Speaker 1: most bottom most sincere part of my heart and Amy's hard,
Speaker 1: and Lunchblocks is hard, and Eddie's hard, and nod as
Speaker 1: hard and raised heart, and Morrigan's hard and Mike D's heart,
Speaker 1: like we just couldn't say thank you enough because you're
Speaker 1: the reason we get to be on the air. You're
Speaker 1: the reason we get to do things like this. You're
Speaker 1: the reason that pimp Enjoy exists. And you're the reason
Speaker 1: that Air Force Captain Nathan Nelson is gonna have a
Speaker 1: house built that he can move around freely, you know,
Speaker 1: in a wheel chair. And so thank you, And with that,
Speaker 1: I think we're good, right, Mr. What a morning? First
Speaker 1: of all, all Dominion comes in and they play and
Speaker 1: it's fun and awesome, and then Dark Spenley stops by
Speaker 1: out of nowhere and brings us kids and they measure
Speaker 1: Amy's chair. Yeah, I mean basically, I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: getting a custom chair. No before, he brought in a clay,
Speaker 1: a clipboard and a tape measure and a pencil under
Speaker 1: and asked me if I had a color preference, like
Speaker 1: embroidery stuff, whatever I wanted. I was like, whoa, You're
Speaker 1: not just going to office depot and picking out whatever
Speaker 1: the thing is. And this is the real organic stories
Speaker 1: to what happened. We have terrible chairs, and we were like, well,
Speaker 1: I guess we'll just ask some of our heroes, are
Speaker 1: rich friends, our country music superstars, all these, you know,
Speaker 1: if they'll sponsor a chair for us, and so we would.
Speaker 1: It started off as a half joke and I would
Speaker 1: like to have a Garth Brooks chair, you know, a
Speaker 1: big powerful chair, the G and beyond like G plus.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I've never but I haven't heard
Speaker 1: anything from the Garth Brooks have nothing. And it started
Speaker 1: as joke and then he goes, but I want from
Speaker 1: Dark's and Eddie said Tim mcgrawl, and lunch Box said Carrie,
Speaker 1: and Ray said keep more. Um, we gotta get not
Speaker 1: a chair, not a sitting over there too. And now
Speaker 1: let's just pick one for Naa. It's easy. You have
Speaker 1: to pick somebody rich. That's a good one. Well he's nice. Oh,
Speaker 1: Dark's came by today and measured Amy's share out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: So and Dark's is not turned this into a competition,
Speaker 1: which it really was. That we just wanted our backs
Speaker 1: not to hurt when we left work. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: he's like. Until he said we're gonna win, I was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't know who we were really looking at this
Speaker 1: as a competition for the chair, but okay, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna win, Dan and Shake. Uh, Now there's no competition.
Speaker 1: I thought there wasn't want to compete with Garth or Tim.
Speaker 1: You guys aren't getting your chair, Okay. Lunchbox did get
Speaker 1: a tweet from Carrey yesterday. Yeah I gotta And she said,
Speaker 1: how do you feel about red velvet throne? Is that
Speaker 1: too much? Hey? Whatever she wants, I'll take its fund absolutely.
Speaker 1: I said, I trust your design. Go ahead. And what's
Speaker 1: it called where it goes like a hydraulics. I should
Speaker 1: have told Dirk I need hydraulics. You should go with
Speaker 1: the remote automatic in black rooms. Things I shouldn't like
Speaker 1: at the nail salon we're the ones that like massage
Speaker 1: you're back would be loud. You can't hear it at all.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear every cell phone call? Clearly,
Speaker 1: that's the question. Oh yeah, simply cover the mouthpiece of
Speaker 1: your caller's voice, like if you're and you'll hear it.
Speaker 1: Calls a lot better life hack. Take cell phone up
Speaker 1: to your ear, and you know how you talk into
Speaker 1: the mouth part of it. You cover that with your
Speaker 1: hand when you listen, and things won't go through that
Speaker 1: hole which also comes to your ear because you hear
Speaker 1: yourself when you talk. That's genius. Why do I make
Speaker 1: it up? I just read it? But thank you? So wow?
Speaker 1: Could you hit mute? You can't, But that's a lot.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of tapping back and forth because that's
Speaker 1: keeping your hand up there, like not really, your hand
Speaker 1: just goes boop. But mute. You gotta like hit audio.
Speaker 1: And then you try to talk and you can't, like hello, hello, hello,
Speaker 1: what can you hear me? Okay? Fine, your hack is better.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, because Amy used to do that,
Speaker 1: talk my cheek would accidentally mute yes, and then she
Speaker 1: would be like, why is Amy quiet? And then sorry, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: I had really been talking for like five on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Mr Bobby Bones, Mr Bobby Bones. I'll put a picture
Speaker 1: of Dirks so stopped by. It's also on my Snapchat
Speaker 1: to Dirk stop and By a few minutes ago. Zach
Speaker 1: Brown has a new song out today you can download
Speaker 1: called Real Thing. Ain't nothing like the Real Thing, and
Speaker 1: you can't go back once you get a taste everything is. Secondly,
Speaker 1: I'm talking genuine re some new music there. Also, Bush
Speaker 1: has a new album. How about that they were a Bush?
Speaker 1: I remember Bush? They had this one. Yeah, they have
Speaker 1: something called This song is called mad Love. They have
Speaker 1: a new album out that's not terrible, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah that guy. I just wonder who it's about. Oh,
Speaker 1: probably Gwen right, I guess. Josh Turner has a new
Speaker 1: album out today, and this is Hometown Girl, but she
Speaker 1: never forgot where she came from. Honey and Sunny Sweeney
Speaker 1: has a new album out today. This is called Better
Speaker 1: Bad Idea. In the car are Scared Take So they're
Speaker 1: gonna be use different something about we have a better
Speaker 1: Bad Idea. All I go, Sonny, you always play It's safe.
Speaker 1: It's Carrie Underwood's birthday. I think Carry is fantastic. I think,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, Carry wins Entertainer of the Year this year.
Speaker 1: Like if if I think it's her a year to
Speaker 1: win it, you know, if she does, that's up to voters.
Speaker 1: But I think that's it's been such a great year
Speaker 1: for her and happy birthday to Carry her. My top
Speaker 1: five Carry songs are you ready ready? Number five, Jesus
Speaker 1: take the wheel Jesus. Number four before he cheats, che
Speaker 1: quite the old juxtaposition there, Jesus, I got this one,
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna beat kind of out of his car.
Speaker 1: My number three favorite Carry song, Hey good Girl, Number
Speaker 1: two two Black Cadillacs. He was a good man and
Speaker 1: he was a good friend. And my number one Carrie
Speaker 1: under what song is? What do you think it is?
Speaker 1: What do you think it is? My moment when she
Speaker 1: won American Idol? No, No, that what it's called, like
Speaker 1: my moment or something like that. Don't even know. Yeah, good,
Speaker 1: that's a jam. That is a good song. And I
Speaker 1: have to say, you're right, Amy, you kind of sound
Speaker 1: a good doing that, didn't you a little bit? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just like Carrie, did I find my wheelhouse? Do it again?
Speaker 1: And I don't even know his last name. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: And he kind of jumped on you a little bit,
Speaker 1: so don't talk about to do it again. Yeah, it again.
Speaker 1: And I don't even know his last because I think
Speaker 1: you got it, you got it. I think this is
Speaker 1: your at me. I think you found it. Go ahead.
Speaker 1: And I don't even know his last name. Oh my goodness. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been practicing what I've sounded like. Yeah, that's always
Speaker 1: so surprised, not me her and I don't even know
Speaker 1: his last name. Wow, Happy birthday, carry, Happy birthday. Carry.
Speaker 1: So we all asked for chairs as a joke when
Speaker 1: it started because we have really bad chairs, and so
Speaker 1: Lunch actually asked for carry Underwood. She's not here, don't worry.
Speaker 1: Derek's came by this morning straight up, showed up a
Speaker 1: pencil and a notepath measure this chair custom chair coming
Speaker 1: my way, dark shows up out of nowhere, Eddie asked,
Speaker 1: but I've heard nothing. I asked for Garth Brooks and
Speaker 1: it gets you know, um, I mean Ray asked for
Speaker 1: kit more. I think, uh, not to ask for Gary
Speaker 1: Levox from Mascal Flats or something. Yeah, yeah, David Lee
Speaker 1: Murphy chairs Vox in a camu have you a chair?
Speaker 1: I would se working out because we used to love
Speaker 1: and by each other. I would see the box working
Speaker 1: out Gary Rascal flats like doing on the bicycle and
Speaker 1: full camera like he said, a tree stand like full
Speaker 1: long sleeves everything, just Ryan Noy and that that box. Um,
Speaker 1: we do have something for lunch? Come on, come on,
Speaker 1: what are you serious? Get out where she is? She's
Speaker 1: not here alright. She sent someone on her behalf. She
Speaker 1: did send my picture something are you guy? Are you
Speaker 1: boy crazy all the time? All right, I'll talk about
Speaker 1: that mad black crises later. Carry sent a note? Can
Speaker 1: we bring the note in place? Carry did send you
Speaker 1: a note? Okay? Why do you have to draw it
Speaker 1: so rudely? Right? He's busy? Wow, oh man. And she
Speaker 1: signed XO XO. Go ahead, lunch box. It may not
Speaker 1: be a red velvet throne, but at least it will
Speaker 1: be better for your back like you wanted to enjoy
Speaker 1: XO XO Carrie. Okay, Oh I'm Karen Wood stationary too.
Speaker 1: Yeah what she signed it XO XO and kiss you.
Speaker 1: That's supretty cool. He's always been going crazy. Hey, Carrie
Speaker 1: has never written me. That is amazing. She wrote me
Speaker 1: a note. She sent you a Herman Miller Arion chair.
Speaker 1: Bring it on in here? What it is here? This
Speaker 1: chair costs like whate That's what I'm talking she really said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said it late last night. That is awesome. She
Speaker 1: works quick. Yeah. So, oh Carrie doesn't higher? Man, you guys,
Speaker 1: I don't think he cares. Oh yeah, I feel Oh
Speaker 1: that's so good. And that back. I got an inclino.
Speaker 1: I want to let me do this. Oh yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't now this is the greatest tramber it.
Speaker 1: Oh man? Oh really though? Does it go higher? Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't need higher. Just bring my mike to me.
Speaker 1: Oh that feels good. The problem is he can't reach
Speaker 1: the micoup to the table. Oh this can help with
Speaker 1: the whole volume thing. Carrie, fix our problems, he guys,
Speaker 1: I didn't getting whorts like a little kids lunch chair
Speaker 1: right down there, dude, I gotta snapchat. You do hold
Speaker 1: on us about a new chair. Let's get let's stand
Speaker 1: out so I can I can snapped out this chair.
Speaker 1: You can't get up, it's reclining. You gotta move. You
Speaker 1: want the chair? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just got confirmation that the Rascal flats are going
Speaker 1: to get not a chair. Shut up, listen, our backs hurts.
Speaker 1: We had to go to stream so comfortable. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: That's the couple of much I've ever been in. Oh wait, wait, guys,
Speaker 1: I got a good No, it's it. It is a
Speaker 1: little low like it is. I think that's your thing though. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a little guys. You ride low the worst. Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow man ch carry on the woo chair. So Dirk's
Speaker 1: came by to measure to Bill Amy a chair. Jerry
Speaker 1: sent a really nice expensive care lunchboxes right and low
Speaker 1: right now yeah, friends, dri right, he's wearing the bow. Right,
Speaker 1: take your take to carry lunchbox. Carry. I want to say,
Speaker 1: from the bottom of my heart, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You're an amazing human being. I can't wait to give
Speaker 1: you a big old hug XO XO, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, and I mean my back, Thanks you and
Speaker 1: later in life I'm gonna owe everything to you. There
Speaker 1: we go. I'm this woman in country me. The fact
Speaker 1: that he's wearing a bow on his chest is amazing.
Speaker 1: These these chairs, this is gonna be the highlight of
Speaker 1: my chair. Is terrible guards. You have the worst chairs
Speaker 1: like I have. The word Amy's getting a Dirk's custom
Speaker 1: made lunch box has the most comfortable, I said in
Speaker 1: my life, and here I am just hosting the show.
Speaker 1: I'm basically on two pieces of wood. All right, lunch box,
Speaker 1: I will come back a chair. State that's yours. I
Speaker 1: thank you. Don't take it home, Okay. I dropped a
Speaker 1: bunch of weight, probably twelve pounds or so. And I
Speaker 1: didn't drop it because of like a crazy diet. I
Speaker 1: just started working now a little differently, eating differently. Eddie
Speaker 1: loss a bunch of weight because he does want nuts
Speaker 1: and just just change his complete lifestyle. I made a
Speaker 1: little change, but I dropped a bunch of I've gotten
Speaker 1: pretty skinny, but like I feel like my testosterone levels
Speaker 1: dropped down because I'm not like I don't ever get
Speaker 1: like the gym. I don't get like up over many
Speaker 1: years even working out, have you ever been like no?
Speaker 1: But yeah I have because sometimes when I really try
Speaker 1: to get big and I have been up to life.
Speaker 1: I'm probably one fifty four right now, you're six. I've
Speaker 1: been at like one eight before, right, Yeah, jacked, And
Speaker 1: I want to fight people because I'm just I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I will like I'm like, but I
Speaker 1: need but ray are producers sits in the room. Like
Speaker 1: I've done steroids before, like like the now, I don't
Speaker 1: want that, but I need some kind of testosterone. Like
Speaker 1: what do you got for me? I mean decn test
Speaker 1: But it's steroids. Is that legal? I mean there's steroids? No? No?
Speaker 1: Is that legal? Okay? What can I take? Though? If
Speaker 1: you want energy, you can get I don't need energy.
Speaker 1: I got playing in pre workout. I used to feel
Speaker 1: like an them. I want to feel like animal. They
Speaker 1: have over the counter testosterone from its Mega Men's. That's
Speaker 1: a pill that you can take megamens. It does not
Speaker 1: sound and that's just meant. Is that like at the
Speaker 1: gas station next to the bumblebees? Yeah, like those what
Speaker 1: they call it the trucker stake something bees basically yellow jackets,
Speaker 1: yellow jackets that they're called over the counter speed. Oh no,
Speaker 1: there's this thing. I go to gas stations all over
Speaker 1: the country because we travel a lot, and there are
Speaker 1: five hour energies right and now they started to get
Speaker 1: a little bigger. They have bottles of six hour energy
Speaker 1: and the more south you go. I swear to you.
Speaker 1: They have this even bigger one. It's like a contest.
Speaker 1: They have seven hour Energy. It's that bottle even bigger.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a lot of energy if you
Speaker 1: go way south enough. They got the whole twenty four hour.
Speaker 1: It's called meth, but the whole, it's the whole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's brutal. Yeah, man. Who the next day, like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm still feeling up. Let's go, that's funny. I have
Speaker 1: to keep that. Joe. I wasn't even a jo. They're good.
Speaker 1: I'm still getting all right. Ol Amy tells me she's
Speaker 1: going through a midlife crisis. But you're not midlife. Whoa,
Speaker 1: I'm about to sty six. Yeah, yeah, you get You're good. Okay.
Speaker 1: But she wants to cut her hair like Katy Perry
Speaker 1: where she shaves side of it. Well, I saw Katie
Speaker 1: Perry perform at the I Heart Music Awards and she
Speaker 1: did this whole thing with Ryan Seacrest about her hair
Speaker 1: cut and how she saw Scarlett Joe handsOn with short
Speaker 1: hair and she's like, maybe I could do that, and
Speaker 1: it's short, like pixie cut, sort of shaved on the side.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, that would be refreshing for the summer.
Speaker 1: And then also I just feel like I need to change,
Speaker 1: like I'm itching to change, and I don't know what
Speaker 1: else is easy to change about myself besides hair, like
Speaker 1: going shorter and blonder. Guys, why do we think I
Speaker 1: love the idea? Do you love the idea? Or you
Speaker 1: just want to see Amy doing I want to do that?
Speaker 1: Oh I don't. The thing is, I don't think my
Speaker 1: husband only happy with it, like he loves hair. I
Speaker 1: don't know, he just likes it when my hair is long.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what do I know. I don't
Speaker 1: know that I would go full side. I would maybe
Speaker 1: go John Taylor Thomas, will you let some of it
Speaker 1: hangover and shaves like I play softball in like elementary
Speaker 1: junior high A lot of girls would just shave that
Speaker 1: underneath part. Yeah, that's even the guys too, Like you
Speaker 1: would have a kind of longer and fold over the
Speaker 1: side you shave underneath, so if you want to pull
Speaker 1: it back in a pony, So that's the Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Hey, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I do that. I don't know why am I
Speaker 1: interesting changed? Though? When you turned thirty six, were you
Speaker 1: itching for change. I'm just now starting to be my own.
Speaker 1: I want a car. Definitely are midlife though, I mean
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. You women go through a midlife crisis,
Speaker 1: is yes right now. Usually you just hear about guys
Speaker 1: doing Yeah, my hips are wide and card to shave
Speaker 1: her head. I want a new car. You's got a
Speaker 1: big prescription. I want black rims. Yeah. Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: If you don't see me roll up with Katie Perry
Speaker 1: hair and black rooms like that's what's up. My advice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're going to do it, just go do it
Speaker 1: today and get it over with. You can't think about
Speaker 1: it either, make the snack. You just can't just get
Speaker 1: in with my hair person today. I'm not just going
Speaker 1: to light you can for a hairstyle like that, get
Speaker 1: in with somebody. Just go do it today. Just go
Speaker 1: and just do it and get it over with, or
Speaker 1: don't because you really don't care that much. If you're
Speaker 1: having to think about it, it's not for you. Okay.
Speaker 1: Why's feel like my face is round? So I worry
Speaker 1: about it? When you should hear a coin? Let's pup
Speaker 1: a coin for ye do google flip. Remember we learned
Speaker 1: how to flip a coin on Google. None of us
Speaker 1: have a coins coin I found up on the ground yesterday.
Speaker 1: I put him in my retirement coin. Okay, heads, you
Speaker 1: shave your head. Okay, tails you don't. Okay, well, yeah
Speaker 1: you do the Katie Perry. Heads you shave your head?
Speaker 1: All right? Ray let's heads you do? Tells you don't?
Speaker 1: Tells you don't. Okay, you said yes. That means you
Speaker 1: really didn't want to do it. You drink, you and
Speaker 1: you and this is your whole method day. Yes, really
Speaker 1: flip the coin and then you go on your reaction
Speaker 1: of the coin flip. You were happy at landed on tail,
Speaker 1: So you really didn't want to do it. So control yourself.
Speaker 1: Realize you're going through all something. Don't make a drastic
Speaker 1: hair change. So just going to eat something. Yeah, go
Speaker 1: buy a car. Let us do something this weekend midlife
Speaker 1: crisis and let us know Monday, boy, really do something.
Speaker 1: This is something this week in midlife crisis. Okay, all
Speaker 1: r right, Oh boy, show, what a crazy show today.
Speaker 1: First of all, thank you to Old Dominion for stopping
Speaker 1: by playing. They got a new song out today. It's good.
Speaker 1: So it's called no such thing as a broken Heart
Speaker 1: in case you missed it. There's no such thing as
Speaker 1: a bull car. There's no such thing as here you go.
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Speaker 1: to the show. They're on a man if you want.
Speaker 1: Thank you have a great weekend. I'll be in North
Speaker 1: Carolina doing a couple of stand up comedy shows. Amy,
Speaker 1: what do you have one on? I'm just gonna be here,
Speaker 1: probably catching up on Scandal and I'm super excited about
Speaker 1: that one. But how many episodes are you back? Um?
Speaker 1: At least like three? Oh, it's really good. That's exciting.
Speaker 1: It's a really good season. Lunchbox this weekend. Men's League
Speaker 1: soccer starts this weekend, so I'll be out on the
Speaker 1: soccer field up scoring goals. Did it ever end? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had co ed and now it's a men's league.
Speaker 1: You've always kept playing. Yeah, it's just men's league is
Speaker 1: back and you played all year round. You're like iron man,
Speaker 1: what I do? What league are you in? Like? Skill level?
Speaker 1: I don't know, awesome, No, the like the league, middle league,
Speaker 1: probably middle league. I'm not in the high league because
Speaker 1: those were a bunch of one year old. But you're
Speaker 1: league league what team? What leagure team in middle league.
Speaker 1: I don't know the name of the league. Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Let's see it's see you on Monday Show.