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Speaker 1: A brand new full hour of the show starts right now. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast. Yes, yeah, we got a new loser line today,

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Speaker 1: brand new second date, which really got into a discussion

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Speaker 1: over creepy versus romantic gestures.

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Speaker 2: You know, I still lean romantic.

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Speaker 3: And I find it creepy.

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Speaker 4: Shocker that have different tastes.

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Speaker 1: Show it is shocking, and of course our lovely comments

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Speaker 1: what do you see in today?

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Speaker 5: One from someone ror Rus who says I really love

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Speaker 5: your show. It had me smiling the whole working hour.

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Speaker 5: I binge listened. In fact, my manager asked me if

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Speaker 5: I'm in love because I'm smiling like a lunatic listening

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Speaker 5: from the Philippines.

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Speaker 6: Maybe you are in love.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, with that, We're in love with you.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I'm putting up a hardhand.

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Speaker 2: You can't see it.

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Speaker 3: But this is for you, all right.

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Speaker 2: We love that. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Keep your comments coming, make sure to subscribe and share,

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Speaker 1: and your full hour starts right now.

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Speaker 7: Is it my favorite time of the week. Absolutely, because

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Speaker 7: it's time to recognize are hero of the week.

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Speaker 4: It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning. In this week's hero

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Speaker 4: is a forty two year old guy named Kevin Slinkman.

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Speaker 7: Kevin was shopping at a Walmart recently when he realized

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Speaker 7: the store had overcharged him for avocados.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, get back in there, Kevin, demand your money back.

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Speaker 7: So you got this big box behemoth store and this

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Speaker 2: Of an extra dollar.

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Speaker 7: Even hard working American being done dirty. So Kevin did

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Speaker 7: something most of us wouldn't have the guts to do.

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Speaker 7: He called the cops on Walmart.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I stole his money.

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Speaker 4: Like a hero.

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Speaker 7: So police police showed up, and Kevin told them the

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Speaker 2: Police actually showed up.

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Speaker 6: They're probably already in the parking lot.

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Speaker 7: I mean he told them everything, including the part where

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Speaker 7: he accused Walmart of robbing him up charging him on

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Speaker 7: his groceries on purpose.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 7: Oh, and that's when an interesting detail came out from

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Speaker 7: the story, because you see, Kevin wasn't in the normal

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Speaker 7: grocery line. He was in self checkout and accidentally overcharged him.

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Speaker 4: Himself for the avocados that he had just.

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Speaker 1: Bought self checkouts.

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Speaker 2: Hard though I don't blame that man.

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Speaker 7: Well, at the machine, he put down the wrong number

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Speaker 7: of avocados and instead of nine, he hit nine hundred

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Speaker 7: and ninety nine. Whoa, which is why his total was

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Speaker 6: That's why he's comp.

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Speaker 1: Why did he still pay it?

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Speaker 2: He didn't call for help.

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Speaker 8: He like calls his credit card company, Hey, can you

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna make a big purchase.

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Speaker 7: But Kevin didn't think it was his fault. Never is

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Speaker 4: For the mistake stick on the screen.

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Speaker 7: Cops put Kevin in handcuffs because he just wouldn't let

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Speaker 7: kicking and screamerly, there it is, and that is why

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Speaker 7: Kevin is our Wow of the week.

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Speaker 6: Walcom only in jail.

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Speaker 7: Now let's move on, get into the shot collar question

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Speaker 7: of the day with the true avocado of a man.

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Speaker 4: We call him Digital Jake.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because he's got a brown pit.

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Speaker 9: I was trying to I thought it was the good

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Speaker 9: kind of fat. Today's especial day. It's the birthday of

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Speaker 9: the infamous Potato Lady of morning radio our own Brook Falls.

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Speaker 4: You do some commercials for potatoes.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she's from Idaho.

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Speaker 2: I'm shaped like I get I don't even really Okay.

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Speaker 4: Okay, potato potato right now, James.

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Speaker 9: Tatter's the woman who's been pulling the show together with

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Speaker 9: organic snacks and emotional blackmail and reciting daily quotes from

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Speaker 9: her favorite far right Republicans.

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Speaker 7: That does brings us all together, not just daily really,

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Speaker 7: not just your favorite And even though we've all worked together.

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Speaker 9: For years, how well do you all really know missus

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Speaker 9: Brooke Fox. We're gonna find out during a special Fox

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Speaker 9: Fact or faux Fact.

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Speaker 4: Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 9: I'll say you say number one through twenty, and I'll

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Speaker 9: tell you a fact about the life of Brook. You

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Speaker 9: have to tell me. Is that a real Fox fact

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Speaker 9: or a made up faux fact?

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Speaker 10: All of them?

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Speaker 4: It's not my nickname, oh Tator?

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Speaker 9: To honor her long held belief that men should always

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Speaker 9: come first, Jeffrey, let's start with you today.

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Speaker 7: Okay, backwards, I'm gonna do Brook's favorite number, number seventeen.

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Speaker 9: Jef Brook's final major in college was journalism. Did you

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Speaker 9: know she started out as a fine arts major? Is

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Speaker 9: that a Fox factor a faux fact?

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Speaker 4: I mean, none of that sounds true at all?

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Speaker 10: Fine?

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Speaker 4: Fine?

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Speaker 7: Did she actually graduate made the degree in journalism, fine arts.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. It all sounds like faux facts.

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Speaker 2: To me, just because I got a degree exactly.

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Speaker 9: Like a dance quiet sator Jeffrey says, faux fact, that's real.

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Speaker 9: That's a Fox fact, right.

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Speaker 4: Where's your diploma?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I means, Tater, I actually don't know

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Speaker 1: what I did do fine arts?

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Speaker 9: Are you to fine arts?

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Speaker 4: At first?

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Speaker 2: I like drawing classicator And the only reason I.

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Speaker 1: Did journalism is because it was like small group in

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Speaker 1: like the orientation and so we got stuck with the

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Speaker 1: journalism kids. And the woman leading the orientation group. I

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Speaker 1: thought she was so cool and work with her and

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Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I want to be like her.

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Speaker 2: She's so pretty, and she was a journal as a major.

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna do both.

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Speaker 9: I give that story of three number seven Alexis. Right

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Speaker 9: before her radio career, Brooke worked as a bartender for

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Speaker 9: a place called Shaky's Tavern. One of her managers was

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Speaker 9: nicknamed one eyed Dorothy. Is this a faux fact or

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Speaker 9: a fox fact?

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Speaker 11: You know?

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Speaker 5: The thing is, we have heard all the nicknames of

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Speaker 5: the people, but there's the burger place she worked at.

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Speaker 3: People from your hometown that have all the nicknames, like

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Speaker 3: that I recognized Dorothy and you worked at a burger place.

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Speaker 3: I think Jake pulled it from that.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna say what you're saying.

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Speaker 8: It's like I hear a lot of hot Brook old

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Speaker 8: town works, but I don't know if it makes sense.

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Speaker 5: Brook talk about a bartending days and shaky whatever.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, faux fact.

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Speaker 9: Alexi says, that's a faux factahe Dorothy sadly passed away?

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Speaker 2: Dorothy, she.

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Speaker 9: Did, Jose, it's your turn, let's go number three, Jose,

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Speaker 9: Brooke once got kicked out of a bar. True, I'm

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Speaker 9: still continuing the story for aggressively kissing a patron.

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Speaker 1: Is that a faux fact or a fox facts?

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Speaker 9: Like please get back to work.

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Speaker 8: I mean it's hard to put your finger on Brook

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Speaker 8: because sometimes she's like, I was wild and I kissed everyone,

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Speaker 8: and then she's like, but then I turned to leave.

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Speaker 6: Strong independent woman, you know, I mean, I guess you could.

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Speaker 1: Can't you kiss everyone and be a strong independent I

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Speaker 1: don't understand why there's a divided That's what.

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Speaker 4: The far right always says.

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Speaker 8: So what I'm saying is I could see her getting

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Speaker 8: kicked out of a bar for like, a guy's like,

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Speaker 8: no means no, lady, and she's like, but I don't

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Speaker 6: So I'm gonna say faw fact.

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Speaker 9: Jose says, that's a faux fact.

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Speaker 1: Explain, Yeah, Oh, I was at a gay bar and

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Speaker 1: I was really drunk and I started making out with

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Speaker 1: this guy I know who is not not gay.

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Speaker 4: And not not not gay.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's like he was straight and I was straight,

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Speaker 1: and it's not a cute look to be two straight

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Speaker 1: people making out in a gay.

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Speaker 2: Bar, so like, yeah, I'm kind of embarrassed by it.

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Speaker 1: Still, it's like, you know, it's their safe space, not

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Speaker 1: my hetero space back dark corner.

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Speaker 2: I will say that it was a dark corner.

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Speaker 6: That's good.

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Speaker 3: And I did continue to kiss him outside either too.

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Speaker 6: If that makes the story any better, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: Alexis.

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Speaker 4: That means you have one today.

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Speaker 6: Plenty of you know broke.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, And so Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked

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Speaker 7: while singing work It by Missy Elliott.

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Speaker 4: Who's it going to be?

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Speaker 3: Jac You didn't even know her degree?

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Speaker 1: Come on, okay, Like, why do you always say unaccredited

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Speaker 4: I have never seen it, so is it worth it?

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Speaker 4: Let me work?

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Speaker 2: It's actually better.

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Speaker 4: That's your shock collar question again. Kiss us Coming up

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Speaker 4: right after.

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Speaker 10: This, Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: Match dot Com is one of the longest running dating

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Speaker 7: websites in our country.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the.

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Speaker 7: Morning and they just released their fourteenth annual Singles in

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Speaker 7: America Reports.

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Speaker 2: That's a sexy title.

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Speaker 7: And the most interesting stats from it are about how

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Speaker 7: many people are using AI now on their dating sites.

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Speaker 6: Have not done them for dating?

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Speaker 2: You had to write your to write your bio to

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Speaker 2: sound funny.

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Speaker 6: Why are not funny?

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Speaker 12: Then?

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Speaker 7: Why trying to sound funny because you have to try

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Speaker 7: and like make yourself stand out.

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Speaker 4: It's about two people.

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Speaker 7: It's up three hundred and thirty three percent from ai.

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Speaker 4: U's last year.

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Speaker 2: Basically it's just all AI profiles right now.

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Speaker 7: How you're never gonna get to know someone, but also

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Speaker 7: you use AI to screen for accurate height in photos

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Speaker 7: that can help. Twenty six percent of people say that

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Speaker 7: they've used AI recently, including half.

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Speaker 4: Of all gen zers when they're doing their dating bios.

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Speaker 10: Wow.

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Speaker 7: Another strange statistic that came from this sixteen percent, so

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Speaker 7: about one in six people said that while they're asking

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Speaker 7: AI for help, they began interacting with it as a

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Speaker 7: romantic companion. You guys, we're talking about robot wingmen turning

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Speaker 7: into robot boyfriends and girlfriends.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I mean it's going to happen. Have to accept

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Speaker 8: This is like the fifth time we've talked about someone

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Speaker 8: flirting with AI because.

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Speaker 4: It's the new norm.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I will still buy you a present for

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Speaker 1: your AI wedding, Jose.

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Speaker 7: Don't It brings me to my next point? Will someone

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Speaker 4: Only if you guys want to.

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Speaker 7: See follow us on our YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: I don't want to get your floppy disk to yourself.

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Speaker 7: It's the radio segment that's giving muggers a break with

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Speaker 7: it easy on your assailants with laser stories the segment

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Speaker 4: Laser and those other mace faces just don't.

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Speaker 7: His first laser story is out of Murray, Kentucky's forty

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Speaker 4: It's called the slur Derby.

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Speaker 7: Anyway, he was there the other night drinking maybe a

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Speaker 6: Oh YEA been there now.

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Speaker 4: Jonathan wasn't gonna take that.

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Speaker 3: Wrangle of Raccoonah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, to drink enough and then you'll be able to

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Speaker 6: They got rabies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the raccoon pulled out the meth pipe.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, right to his mouth. What to do?

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Speaker 2: It was a pet raccoon.

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Speaker 7: His owner, Victoria, has now admitted that she does not

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Speaker 7: It's a big conspiracy. But Victoria still refuses to surrender him.

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Speaker 7: A meth mind works in mysterious ways. This next laser

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Speaker 7: story is out of Pennsylvania. A town called Millersburg launched

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Speaker 8: I love it, and so many people showed up and

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Speaker 7: If you're wondering if they're aware of what they're suggesting

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Speaker 4: I'm sure seems like they are.

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Speaker 7: In their announcement they say they're fill my Whole program

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Speaker 4: And they added quote all holes.

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Speaker 1: No wayed, this is your type of town, Jeffrey, it's.

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Speaker 7: A dream, And they continued saying some holes may require

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Speaker 2: At least they're aware.

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Speaker 7: You know, after they got the job done, they will

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Speaker 4: We want to hear about it.

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Speaker 2: I want to read the response.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I wanted to to and just be like, we

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Speaker 4: Now, God, embrace it all.

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Speaker 7: Someone on Facebook ass if we want to fill our

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Speaker 2: I mean, once you go to a pro hole filler,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's basically what they said.

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Speaker 7: They responded, best to leave all holes to the professional.

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Speaker 6: I disagree.

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Speaker 8: I know exactly how to fill my holes. I can

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Speaker 6: I like the way I do it.

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Speaker 4: Just wait till a pro comes along. You'll be changing

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Speaker 6: Had a pro jeff so that's probably my problem.

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Speaker 4: Talk to me after the show.

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Speaker 7: This next laser story is out of ra in Slate HQ.

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Speaker 7: Think back to the last time you thought about a

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so true.

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Speaker 1: I just get codes sent to my phone sometimes for hotel.

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Speaker 6: I check out. I don't even see anybody, I just

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Speaker 7: Yeahah, totally, because, according to a new report, seventy percent

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Speaker 1: I bet it's impossible to fill the night time shift

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Speaker 2: May it be so hard?

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Speaker 6: That would be hard?

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Speaker 4: I mean that's a big number, seventy percent.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and this preference skyrockets up to eighty two percent

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Speaker 3: I'm fitting more friends than are allowed in a hotel room.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but hotel front desk, Yeah, Those front desks used

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Speaker 7: No, you talk about filling holes to one of those

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Speaker 6: Before I even got to the city, I was fighting.

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Speaker 6: I've done the whole today. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: And that, to me is beautiful.

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Speaker 4: What else is beautiful?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: This little guy actually, this is the sound of him

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Speaker 4: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Man, as much as I love being at my house

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Speaker 2: Like they even can't take it out there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not like you.

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Speaker 7: Honestly, I'm starting to regret not going out this past weekend.

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Speaker 7: Oh like you, Joe, because after hearing our voicemails, I

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Speaker 7: we play you the messages in a brand new loser line.

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Speaker 4: It's coming up right after this, what's up with you?

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Speaker 10: Wait a minute?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 10: It's the loser line? Good by, just call me back.

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Speaker 7: And if you haven't heard the loser line before, it

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Speaker 13: You hey girl, oh boy, you like jalapenos? Yeah, because

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Speaker 13: I'm gonna beat jalapeno mouth.

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Speaker 11: Like that.

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Speaker 6: I hope it's notice.

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Speaker 2: Dear our technical director.

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Speaker 7: Laugh at quiet after he says that whatever you do,

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Speaker 7: don't mock him in front of his mom.

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Speaker 4: Instead, tell his mother that she raised.

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Speaker 7: A fine young man, and you believe it's okay for

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 14: One's good, yo, LEXI what up? It's we met outside

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Speaker 11: You won't have to.

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Speaker 10: Next method.

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Speaker 1: That is like the nerdiest roadie I've ever heard a

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Speaker 8: go kiss one of those guys, hang out.

458
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Speaker 6: And be in the room.

459
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Speaker 7: But we would all get on that tour bus if

460
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Speaker 7: that message was for us, right for Venom Cathedral, yeah.

461
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Speaker 1: Following the news, but women getting on tour buses is

462
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Speaker 1: kind of not happening in these days.

463
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Speaker 7: Oh no, it doesn't happen. No, not for Venom Cathedral.

464
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Speaker 7: What about Snake Bite Synagogue?

465
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Speaker 2: Think that one?

466
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Speaker 15: Okay, yeah, oh you should come over later so we

467
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 15: can play a little perfume roulette. My knees smell like

468
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Speaker 15: they don't make case it right now? See proof salad

469
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Speaker 15: Ooh that's going to take you a while to find

470
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 15: because your senses is going to be like, oh where

471
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 15: am I? Oh my god, what just happened? Oh? I

472
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 15: like this perfume roulet? And my plate.

473
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Speaker 11: Yes, next message.

474
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 7: When you inhale too much perfumes at once, your mind

475
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 7: starts to go a little crazy.

476
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Speaker 1: And I still don't totally understand the game. All yeah,

477
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 1: these smell like fruit salad.

478
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Speaker 8: You're supposed to combine all the senses like you stick

479
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Speaker 8: with one.

480
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Speaker 15: You swell some coffee beans in between one.

481
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Speaker 7: She is right that guys do love a woman with

482
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Speaker 7: sexy smelling knees.

483
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,880
Speaker 9: Yes, that is true.

484
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 2: Those tear holes in our knees.

485
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 7: Wish that that's sexy. I do think it's important to

486
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,400
Speaker 7: smell good, though, and that's why Brooke and Jeffrey recently

487
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Speaker 7: launched a new scratch and sniff feature to our YouTube channel.

488
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Speaker 3: I'll try it.

489
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, go listen to all your favorite second Days, Awkward Tuesdays,

490
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 7: and phone taps, and then get up real close and

491
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 7: take a big whiff of your phone screen.

492
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Speaker 4: Oh what's that smell?

493
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 2: Everyone will look at Wait, I smell Alexis.

494
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Alexis's self tanning lotion mixed with Jose's toenail clippings.

495
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Speaker 11: Yeah.

496
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 7: We spare no expense at getting down to the exact

497
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Speaker 7: formula for your sniffing pleasure.

498
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Speaker 6: You don't smell bad once they dry out.

499
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Speaker 2: That's right.

500
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Speaker 7: You'll find out for yourself once you check it out

501
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 7: at Broke and Jeffrey. Now that you know that, let's

502
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Speaker 7: get back to the clips.

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Speaker 14: Beth uh again from the dark Park.

504
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Speaker 11: Look, I got.

505
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Speaker 7: I'm assuming that you're not getting my phone calls, so

506
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Speaker 7: I don't know what the deal is, But yeah, I got.

507
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Speaker 11: I got my pants.

508
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Speaker 7: Back from the dry cleaner and it was seventy three

509
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Speaker 7: dollars and ninety four cents.

510
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Speaker 11: So you know, maybe next.

511
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Speaker 4: Time you go to the dark Park.

512
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Speaker 14: I mean, I think it's bad advice.

513
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Speaker 4: To tell people to let the dog finish. It's a

514
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Speaker 4: big dog.

515
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Speaker 11: You should probably.

516
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Speaker 14: Train it or something and maybe handle that dog for sake.

517
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Speaker 7: All right, Okay, it's my understanding that that's just a

518
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 7: dog trick, right, that's what you teach your dog.

519
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 4: Rollover, shake, do the thing.

520
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 2: Now, how much that bill cost?

521
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Speaker 6: And that's just for cleaning, Like, how much did you

522
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 6: have to clean?

523
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Speaker 4: It must be one heck of a stain that.

524
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 2: You too impressed by the dog.

525
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 4: I'm gonna teach my my Bagel that trick when we

526
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Speaker 4: go to the dog park.

527
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Speaker 11: He's a wild one.

528
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Speaker 16: Richard Richard the security guard is thing I'm not on

529
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Speaker 16: the list, and I told him, I said, Richard, you

530
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Speaker 16: from the Prices Right told me to come acting like

531
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 16: he doesn't know who you are. Can you please call

532
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 16: them and tell them what you told me?

533
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,719
Speaker 9: So I don't know what's going on.

534
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,679
Speaker 16: I get to White Sister that I was gonna be

535
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 16: on the show and it.

536
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 10: Was really funny. Joel could tell you.

537
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Speaker 16: Carry it and I think it would get really really

538
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 16: good waiting.

539
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 11: Oh hi, next message.

540
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Speaker 6: Wow wow, I like that.

541
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Speaker 8: We got the secret Groopie band guy, We got the

542
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Speaker 8: secret Groopy Prices right guy.

543
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

544
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Speaker 7: I mean I've heard of people pretending to be professional

545
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 7: athletes to Woule woman, never pretending to be a producer

546
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 7: for the Prices right.

547
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Speaker 1: I wo say when I was in the audience for

548
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Speaker 1: the Prices Right there was a hot camera guy.

549
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Speaker 4: Anything happened there?

550
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 2: I didn't even get the number of the Loser Line.

551
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 6: Oh wow, really disappointing. You ended up marrying a guy

552
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 6: in film too. You love camera men.

553
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,159
Speaker 4: I do.

554
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: I love a man behind the camera and they love the.

555
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 4: Smell of your knees through those genes. Remember you can

556
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 4: listen to Loser.

557
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 7: Line regularly at this time every week, and make sure

558
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 7: you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok and our

559
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 7: YouTube we can hear all of your favorite segments.

560
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Speaker 11: Right there.

561
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 4: We're gonna do a phone tap coming up right.

562
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Speaker 10: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

563
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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

564
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Speaker 7: And normally when people set up their friends or family

565
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 7: members for one of these prank calls, they usually tell

566
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Speaker 7: us about a weird pet peeve that they have, or

567
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 7: a place that they work, something they ordered that hasn't

568
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 7: arrived yet.

569
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Speaker 4: But in this one, we really didn't have much to

570
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 4: go off of.

571
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 7: All we got was the name of a woman's Spotify

572
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 7: playlist that she shares with her friend. Okay, so we

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00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 7: decided to use her playlist for evil in your phone

574
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 7: tap right now?

575
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 11: Hello? Hi?

576
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 4: Is this Marla?

577
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 11: Yeah, this is me.

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Speaker 7: This is Detective Mark Sharp. I'm with the County Digital

579
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Speaker 7: Crimes Unit.

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Speaker 15: How can I help you?

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Speaker 11: So?

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Speaker 7: I spoke with your supervisor Eric over at this morning, okay,

583
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 7: and he confirmed your work schedule and forwarded me your number.

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00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 15: Okay, what is this in reference to?

585
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,919
Speaker 7: There was a bank robbery downtown last Friday? Oh, okay,

586
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 7: you're You're not in trouble. I want to be very

587
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 7: clear about that. But we did recover a piece of

588
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Speaker 7: evidence connected.

589
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 15: To you, connected to me.

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00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:20,199
Speaker 4: Yes, a Bluetooth speaker was left at the scene. I

591
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 4: don't have a Bluetooth speaker. Well man, let me let

592
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 4: me finish please.

593
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 7: The speaker was still connected to a streaming account that

594
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 7: was traced back to your name.

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00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 10: What.

596
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 7: We believe your Spotify music account was compromised and used

597
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 7: by the suspect as motivation.

598
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 4: Are you following me?

599
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 11: No? Not, not really, I don't.

600
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Speaker 15: I don't know what do you mean motivation.

601
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Speaker 7: The playlist being streamed at the exact time of the

602
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 7: robbery was titled Hot Girl Energy Volume six.

603
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Speaker 11: Oh my god, Oh my god, that's that's my playlist,

604
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 11: I know.

605
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Speaker 7: And we believe the robbery was timed to your beat

606
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 7: drops what specifically, when the bass drops on boss B

607
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 7: that's when the suspect leapt over the counter.

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, this is insane.

609
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, we timed it with the surveillance tape. It was impressive.

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding?

611
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 4: Very suspicious.

612
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 3: I have never heard anything like this.

613
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 7: Before, right, So you understand you might not have robbed

614
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 7: that bank, but your vibe absolutely did.

615
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Speaker 11: I'm speechless right now.

616
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 15: This can't even be real.

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00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 7: It is real, and Spotify may have to flag your

618
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 7: account as a Class two digital hype risk.

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Speaker 15: What this is insane?

620
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Speaker 8: First of all, I use this all the time.

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Speaker 1: So what does that mean?

622
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Speaker 7: Does that mean that I can't use my own playlist anymore?

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Speaker 6: I don't even understand what you're.

624
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,959
Speaker 4: Coming man, Just relax is calm down.

625
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Speaker 12: But it's totally freaking me out because you're telling me

626
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Speaker 12: that I'm involved in this criminal activity.

627
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Speaker 7: Somehow, let me explain you are not involved your playlist.

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Speaker 7: Is that means your playlist will have to be confiscated?

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00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 4: No, then deleted from your account?

630
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Speaker 2: And no, no, no, no no, I can't have that happen.

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Speaker 16: I use it every day.

632
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, man, this is just the law.

633
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Speaker 11: I've never heard of anything so ridiculous before.

634
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 4: Maybe you don't understand the severity of this situation.

635
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 10: Maybe I don't.

636
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Speaker 4: Do you want other banks to be robbed with Hot

637
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Speaker 4: Girl Energy?

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Speaker 11: Of course not, But I would like to be able

639
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Speaker 11: to use my Hot Girl Energy.

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Speaker 7: But people are using it to do bad things.

641
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Speaker 10: But I've never used it to do bad things.

642
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 6: I use it to do good things.

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Speaker 3: I use it for motivation every single day.

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Speaker 15: I mean, this is like my likelihood.

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Speaker 11: Mam.

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Speaker 4: Now you're being a little bit sensational with it.

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Speaker 10: I'm not. I'm really not.

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Speaker 6: You don't understand.

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Speaker 11: I just can I just maybe change my password or something?

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Speaker 6: I really don't want.

651
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Speaker 11: To delete it.

652
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Speaker 4: It's already being booked into evidence.

653
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Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, I mean, can I open another account?

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Speaker 1: I just I don't.

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Speaker 7: The one thing that you can do is follow the

656
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Speaker 7: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey on Spotify. They're the ones

657
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Speaker 7: who do all sorts of weird segments like prank phone

658
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 7: calls similar to this one that we're doing on you

659
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Speaker 7: right now.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 11: I don't understand. Are you telling me I can't use

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Speaker 11: my account?

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Speaker 7: I'm telling you that I'm not a detective named Mark Sharp.

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Speaker 7: My name is jeff from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: No way.

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00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a joke. Your friend Sue set you up

668
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 4: for it.

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Speaker 5: Oh I'm gonna kill her.

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Speaker 6: Oh God.

671
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Speaker 7: She told us that you two shared the same playlist

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00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 7: whenever you go to hot yoga together, so she wanted

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Speaker 7: us to prank you for your birthday.

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Speaker 10: You don't even know.

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Speaker 3: It's like my theme songs, all my life theme songs.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's your theme song.

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Speaker 7: When you want to rob places, I understand them, and

678
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Speaker 7: it's a problem.

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Speaker 10: I didn't rob anybody.

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Speaker 4: Okay, they borrowed your vibe in order to tell.

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Speaker 15: That is not acceptable.

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Speaker 11: Nobody can use my vin vies.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with fum taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Imagine you're wrapping up a great first date. Things are

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Speaker 7: winding down, but you don't want the night to end

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00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 7: just yet. Okay, how do you keep things going in

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Speaker 7: a smooth way? Do you a pretend your cars are

689
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Speaker 7: rental and you don't know how to unlock the passenger door.

690
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 7: We're here on that Option B, burst into tears and

691
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 7: claim you can't be alone because you're afraid of the dark.

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00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 6: Oh no, she'll really want.

693
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Speaker 7: Or Option C drop handcuffs over both your wrists and

694
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Speaker 7: accidentally swallow the.

695
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Speaker 6: Key and I dropped something.

696
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 4: Whoops, I didn't mean to do that.

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Speaker 10: Well.

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00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 7: One of our listeners tried a different strategy to extend

699
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Speaker 7: his date night, and even he admits it was way

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Speaker 7: more cringe than any.

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Speaker 4: Of those options. You'll hear what he did in your

702
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 4: brand news Second Date Update, Next second Date Update.

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Speaker 7: A few months ago, we heard one of the more

704
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Speaker 7: romantic date stories from our show about a guy who

705
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 7: was out with a woman when she randomly suggested they

706
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 7: go into Ross Dress for Less and then she disappeared.

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00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 2: I don't remember that one.

708
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 7: Later found out she had messed her pants and was

709
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 7: looking to buy a new outfit ye the store.

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Speaker 2: If you would have led with that part, I totally remember.

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00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 7: Thankfully, they ended up going out again, but it didn't

712
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 7: work out in the long run.

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Speaker 3: It did it?

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00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 4: Their situation got too messy according to him. Okay, I

715
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Speaker 4: don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't think we're gonna ask for details what that means.

717
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 7: No. I only know that though, because he's back on

718
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 7: the show today looking for love with a different woman.

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Speaker 7: So let's welcome back Julian to the show. Julian, did

720
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Speaker 7: this new lady run into a Walmart this time or

721
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Speaker 7: a basket pro shop? I'm trying to get a jump

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Speaker 7: on this.

723
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Speaker 11: Where we at again?

724
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 4: Oh that's good way to ignore my question. I guess

725
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 4: we'll get to it.

726
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Speaker 2: He thought it was more of a joke of a

727
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 2: real question.

728
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, I only do sirius stuff on the show. You

729
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 4: know that, Julian. But let's start with the name of

730
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 4: the new girl that she met. What's her name?

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Speaker 11: Fiona?

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Speaker 2: Fiona, that's a nice name. How'd you meet her?

733
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 11: I actually met her at the supermarket.

734
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 2: That's cute.

735
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 11: Yeah. We exchange numbers and you know, text and she

736
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,240
Speaker 11: greets her with me, which is great.

737
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 2: That's cute. I love this.

738
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Speaker 1: Were you like really optimistic about this date or what

739
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: were you feeling?

740
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 11: Mostly about seventy percent us have the nerves, but it's like,

741
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 11: you know what, let's just take a chance.

742
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, so what did you end up doing for

743
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 4: your hangout?

744
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 11: So basically I picked up her place and we went

745
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 11: to Glow in the Dark mini golf bye.

746
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 7: A hat a middle school field trip to a glow

747
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 7: in the dark mini golf place.

748
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 4: Never forgot it.

749
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 2: Lots of that's the analogy or the story that he loved.

750
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 4: Well, I mean it was sexy for me as a

751
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 4: twelve year old.

752
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 2: As you smile and your teeth just glow.

753
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I feel the vibe. How was it for you?

754
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Speaker 11: I enjoyed it, you know. Sometimes of course people couldn't

755
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 11: think it's just for kids. But it was actually a

756
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 11: little Moro magic. And also you know, we had drinks first, okay,

757
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 11: fun and then we start to play. But crazy enough,

758
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 11: they didn't allow drinks on the green I guess to

759
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 11: recall it the Green sooner.

760
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 4: What kind of place doesn't allow drinking where children are.

761
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,879
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just too dark, like it's glowing the dark,

762
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: it's too dark.

763
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 2: There were people will drip like you add alcohol.

764
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Speaker 3: To the marraka.

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Speaker 11: It's actually a little bit of a bummer. I was

766
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 11: wishing we could drink and do this.

767
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

768
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, but it was so cool what she did, right,

769
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Speaker 11: She actually had snook some airplane shots. It's at the

770
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Speaker 11: midt of her purse. Pared so we had shots like

771
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Speaker 11: behind the glowing dragons of course.

772
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: Oh now you are back into sneaky middle schoolers.

773
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So.

774
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 11: The great thing is she's sarcastic, just like I am.

775
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you guys got each other's sense

776
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:53,280
Speaker 1: of humor.

777
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 2: You're drinking illegally on the mini golf course.

778
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, this all sounds good so far.

779
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 11: And honestly, the thirty percent was I was. I was

780
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 11: kind of nervous because I didn't tell where we were going,

781
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,240
Speaker 11: so she wore heels?

782
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 2: Oh to play mini golf?

783
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, so that's my fault. I wanted to be

784
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 11: kind of like spontaneous.

785
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: Did she complain about her feet hurting? Because that's a

786
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: lot of holes to.

787
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 11: Me a little bit, But you know what, I'm gonna

788
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 11: take one for the team. We're gonna do something different.

789
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 11: So we exchanged shoes.

790
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 4: Wait what wait? You gave her your shoes and you

791
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 4: wore her heels?

792
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 11: Yeah?

793
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 3: Sure, TikTok and goals.

794
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, your feet fit into her shoes.

795
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 11: Uh not really, I think it wore part of her shoes.

796
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 11: There's just a few holes because I'm like a size

797
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 11: eleven and a half and the size seven and women.

798
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: So thankful she was wearing strappy heels instead of yeah,

799
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: so pointed stilettos.

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00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 15: Yeah.

801
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 7: I mean so far, the date sounding pretty good. It's playful.

802
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 7: You guys are being sarcastic and.

803
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 4: Fun with each other. Maybe you look even better in

804
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 4: the heels than she looked when.

805
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 2: She Are you saying that's a bad thing like she was?

806
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 4: Ellis could intimidated? Is that possible?

807
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 11: Julian I played the fifth But.

808
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 2: Now where's the bad parts?

809
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: Where's the stuff that make you think that that's why

810
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: you're not getting a second date.

811
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 11: So after the date, we go back to our place.

812
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,240
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, are you still wearing her heels?

813
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:19,280
Speaker 11: No?

814
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 4: Okay.

815
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 11: So we get back to her place, and honestly, I

816
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 11: thought she wouldn't bite me in, but she doesn't. Looking back,

817
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 11: I feel like cringy about this, but made a couple

818
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 11: of excuses like, oh, is there any shows or anything

819
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 11: you can put me onto?

820
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 2: You asked to go inside?

821
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 4: Oh?

822
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, or do you have any coffee inside?

823
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 6: Or Okay, how.

824
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 3: Many times did you try?

825
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 11: I tried like two with three different excuses.

826
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, that could come off looking a little bit desperate.

827
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

828
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: Did you know when you were saying these things that

829
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: you should shut your mouth?

830
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 11: I kind of did, but by the time my mouth started,

831
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 11: her brain couldn't catch up the front. Yeah, to get

832
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 11: myself out of it.

833
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: Did you think it made her feel like you were

834
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: there for not the right reasons?

835
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 11: Maybe? But I liked her personality, I liked hanging out

836
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 11: with her, and I said that wanted some private time

837
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 11: with her too.

838
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 2: Okay, that's bad, Yeah, that's normal, But.

839
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:20,959
Speaker 4: Maybe on the first date that's a little bit too much.

840
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't expect anything.

841
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, so what's happened since then? Have you been able

842
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 7: to stay in contact with her?

843
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 11: Well, that happened five days ago. Now. She stopped answering

844
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 11: my texts and I said a text he said hey,

845
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 11: thanks for a great night. It took her by the

846
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 11: or to respond to that, and then she just said

847
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 11: you too. Oh yeah, I've spent a couple of texts

848
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 11: and just just random stuff.

849
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 2: Asking for shoe recommendations right.

850
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,240
Speaker 11: Ar took her to their you know, so sarcastic, maybe

851
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 11: a movie reference like that, and usually just sponsor it

852
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 11: or laughing.

853
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 8: I wish was a textual healing, because that would be

854
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 8: a good to joke about the shoes.

855
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 6: That'd be a good ind like.

856
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,919
Speaker 7: Well, we could still ask that question when we call

857
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 7: her for the second date update.

858
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 4: It's at different now.

859
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe maybe she's still hung over from that airplane

860
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 7: shot that she took.

861
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 2: That one shot.

862
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,439
Speaker 7: I mean sometimes hangovers last for a long time. We'll

863
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 7: find out when we call her and try and get

864
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 7: you your second date update right after this hold on

865
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 7: man second date update. It's hard to imagine a better

866
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 7: first date than what we just heard from our listener

867
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 7: Julian where he took Fiona to Glow in the Dark

868
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 7: mini golf night and they drank alcohol around kids, They

869
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 7: made each other laugh, even swapped outfits on the.

870
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 2: Golf course, just shoes.

871
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 4: Shoes specifically. But that's the most important part of it.

872
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 10: Yeah.

873
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 7: The awkward part, though, happened at the end of the

874
00:39:55,400 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 7: night when Julian tried to casually invite himself into her place.

875
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:02,320
Speaker 2: He is an eager fella.

876
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 7: It was not just once, a few times and he

877
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 7: got rejected. So Fiona may believe Julian was only interested

878
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 7: in you know what, but that's not true, right about.

879
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 2: The brand of her fridge, right.

880
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 7: I don't think that's true, right, Julian, you don't even

881
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 7: enjoy doing that stuff with girls.

882
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,399
Speaker 11: I like women. I'm not going to deny that.

883
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm asking you to, but kind of the whole point

884
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 1: of what we're doing for you right now.

885
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 7: But he realizes he may have messed up and trying

886
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 7: to make that move multiple times. Hopefully that's not the reason,

887
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 7: and we can at least help get him a second

888
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 7: date here.

889
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you seem too eager at the end

890
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: of that date, it's not eager at all to have

891
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: a radio station call her.

892
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 4: No very cool.

893
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 11: I mean it's going on five days I supposed to

894
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 11: turn What have you got to lose?

895
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:51,879
Speaker 1: Now?

896
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 7: If she thinks it's weird, we'll just tell her it

897
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,240
Speaker 7: was our idea to call, not yours.

898
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 11: Okay, thanks, I appreciate that.

899
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 6: Like man, you got any dating issues right now?

900
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 7: He is a friend of the show, because remember he's

901
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,240
Speaker 7: been on this segmentary.

902
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 8: All the listeners know we could call you at any

903
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 8: time because you are friends.

904
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 4: Yes, I always have your phone on.

905
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 2: It's a good regular of a second. Data is yeah,

906
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 2: going to be flag all right.

907
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 7: We'll limit what we tell Fiona if we can get

908
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 7: her to answer, but I'm dialing the number right now

909
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 7: here we go.

910
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey is this Fiona? This is Hey. Thanks for answering.

911
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,959
Speaker 4: We're a radio show.

912
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 7: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And thank

913
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 7: you for being on it.

914
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 6: Yeah your finger twice?

915
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 2: I don't know. Thank you. You have a really pretty voice. Fiona.

916
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 11: Why are you guys calling me?

917
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 7: I kind of forgot why for a second, but now

918
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 7: I've remembered.

919
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 6: There he is nervous. Guys.

920
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 7: Look, well, it's just we've heard a lot of good

921
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 7: stuff about you, Fiona, from a guy that you went

922
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 7: on a date with recently, a guy named Julian.

923
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, okay.

924
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 2: Blowing the dark mini golf guy.

925
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,879
Speaker 12: Yeah, yes, yes, yeah, a memorable date.

926
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 2: You had a memorable date. That's usually a good thing.

927
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 12: Well, yeah, I guess it was.

928
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 6: I guess it was.

929
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 7: For Julian too, which is why he's asked us to

930
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 7: reach out to you in this segment. It's called a

931
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 7: second Date Update, and we're trying to help him figure

932
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 7: out if there's a reason why after I guess it's

933
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 7: been five days since you hung out, there hasn't been

934
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 7: another meetup.

935
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 10: Or any communication.

936
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, did you plan on getting in touch with

937
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: him and you were just busy?

938
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 5: Not really.

939
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 12: The date was fine, it was it was cute, but

940
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 12: he did something at the end of the date that

941
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 12: was a little like weird and off putting in it.

942
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 12: I just like kind of felt uncomfortable.

943
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 2: You know.

944
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 7: It's funny to say that because Julian did mention something

945
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 7: that he's embarrassed that he.

946
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 2: Did multiple times yea.

947
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 7: Where he was trying to basically get an invite to

948
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 7: hang out with you more in your place.

949
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, that was honestly a little much for a first date,

950
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 12: but I feel like I would have given him another

951
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 12: chance after that.

952
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 2: Oh that's not the reason, that's not what you're talking about.

953
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 7: No, no, okay, Well, then in that case, Julian is

954
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 7: like totally in the dark. Yeah, it really help if

955
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 7: you could like just give a little bit of an

956
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 7: explanation that we could pass along to him.

957
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean, maybe it'll help him in the future.

958
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 6: Okay, And that's the point of the whole segment, right, Yeah.

959
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 12: So I was talking about the date afterward with a

960
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 12: friend and she asked what he looks like, and I

961
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 12: was like, oh, well, he walked me up to my door,

962
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 12: which a lot of guys don't do anymore. I thought

963
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 12: that was kind of sweet, even though he was trying

964
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 12: to come in.

965
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 3: I think you were aware, right, Yeah.

966
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 12: So I was like, I have him on the ring camera, like,

967
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 12: let me show you like the footage. And then I

968
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,439
Speaker 12: noticed that when I shut the door, he stood there

969
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,280
Speaker 12: for a second like talking to himself.

970
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 2: What did he say?

971
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:31,879
Speaker 11: What he was like kind of debriefing the date and like.

972
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 12: Almost like giving him a house self a pep talk.

973
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:40,280
Speaker 12: And then he was like, she's prettier than the pictures

974
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 12: I drew of her.

975
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 1: He said out loud, I drew pictures of her, like

976
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: a weird statement.

977
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 12: Yes, exactly.

978
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, it kind of sounds like it's supposed to be

979
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 7: a compliment.

980
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 2: Maybe he's talking about like his dream girl and she's pretty.

981
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 2: Then what his dream girl was?

982
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 10: You?

983
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 4: Do you have any idea what you meant by that?

984
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 12: I don't. I have no idea.

985
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 11: We didn't talk about it at all.

986
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 7: Well, in that case, maybe you should just talk directly

987
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 7: to him because he is on the other line listening

988
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 7: to this call.

989
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 4: Know what was going on?

990
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 2: A normal response here?

991
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 12: No, stop, he's not Yeah, Julian and you.

992
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 11: There, I am help.

993
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: Ju think that he's just probably disappointed in himself.

994
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 2: Oh buddy, I didn't.

995
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 11: I didn't know you heard that.

996
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we got that.

997
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 7: What are you talking about with the pictures that you

998
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 7: drew that aren't like what she looks like?

999
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 4: What does that meant?

1000
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 11: Well? I do drawings. I think a lot of people

1001
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 11: do drawings.

1002
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:01,240
Speaker 6: Yeah maybe, I mean everyone has for an artistic outlet.

1003
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,919
Speaker 2: So what was the picture that you drew?

1004
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 11: It was just of her. I mean, it wasn't a

1005
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 11: painting or anything, but just like the doodles multiple.

1006
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 3: Was that plural?

1007
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 1: And come on, Alexis, when you had a crush on

1008
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: somebody in high school, I'm sure you like wrote his

1009
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 1: last name down or you know, like, what's the difference.

1010
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 3: I didn't need him to market in the draw his

1011
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:21,760
Speaker 3: face broke.

1012
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 7: Are you feeling better now that you've heard that it's

1013
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 7: just doodles of you? I mean, I guess it's fluttering,

1014
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 7: but maybe it's not crazy in depth.

1015
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 6: But it's more than a stick figure, right.

1016
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 7: Maybe you need to talk more to Julian about it.

1017
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 11: If I'm being honest, like I only draw people that

1018
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 11: I like. I draw my mom, my landlord, and you, Wow, he.

1019
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 4: Likes three people in the whole world.

1020
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 2: Come on, give him a break.

1021
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 12: No, I mean I wish it had waited till you

1022
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 12: got to the car, because like, cassing you was kind

1023
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 12: of weird. But I guess it is. To hear your explanation,

1024
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 12: doesn't it doesn't sound as weird.

1025
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: I mean if he would have showed up, if you

1026
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 1: would have showed up to the next day with a

1027
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 1: cute little doodle drawing of you.

1028
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 2: That would have been like, oh right, Like it'd be

1029
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 2: a cute moment artist.

1030
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: You guys, three people.

1031
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:22,439
Speaker 6: One of them.

1032
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: You don't have to be a professional artist to be

1033
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 1: an artist.

1034
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 11: I got you like it should make a difference, and

1035
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 11: if we hang out again, I could definitely show you.

1036
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 6: Oh see, now it feels harmless.

1037
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 2: Yeah right, what do you guys think?

1038
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 10: It is?

1039
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,320
Speaker 2: Like a topless doodle or something.

1040
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 12: Honestly, that was kind of my thought.

1041
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 4: It could be a very flattering topless dudle.

1042
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,280
Speaker 6: Scribble off the top of the photo.

1043
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 4: God, Julian, can you confirm or deny no comment?

1044
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: Hey, some of the best artists work with nude moments.

1045
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 10: Now it feels a little weird.

1046
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, listen, he's got a little crush, which is

1047
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: totally normal. You went on a date, you liked each other, Like,

1048
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: if he hadn't said that out loud, I don't think

1049
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: any of this would have freaked you.

1050
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:14,959
Speaker 6: Brook.

1051
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 7: Maybe if you hadn't said the topless pardon about how

1052
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 7: sexy that would be, and maybe we wouldn't be in

1053
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 7: this weird scenario that we're in.

1054
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 6: I mean, she didn't say bottomless.

1055
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: What my husband and I did each other.

1056
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 2: Close?

1057
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 4: Okay, nobody believes that.

1058
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 7: Nobody Okay, disregard everything you heard from my female co host,

1059
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 7: and just consider going out on a date with Julian

1060
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,240
Speaker 7: one more time.

1061
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,919
Speaker 11: Honestly, I've been on so many dates before and I've

1062
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 11: never drawn people. But you are worth drawing you.

1063
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 4: She's trying, and I appreciate that.

1064
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:00,959
Speaker 2: All lexis later.

1065
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 4: What do you think give him one more chance?

1066
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 12: I think, yeah, we can't go out?

1067
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, are you going to bring it?

1068
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 12: I maybe let's leave that for the third date.

1069
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 2: That means there could be a third date.

1070
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, get your.

1071
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 11: Pens ready, maybe I can.

1072
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 14: Oh?

1073
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 4: Is that like the Brook style doodle?

1074
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 2: All doodleing is fun?

1075
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 10: Joff Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1076
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 4: Does anybody else get the feeling?

1077
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 7: And when Brooke gets her caricature done at a fair,

1078
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 7: the artist has to tell her to keep her top on.

1079
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 2: Wait, you're supposed to.

1080
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 11: Leave it on?

1081
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 4: Yes, the bra too, bro you got to keep all

1082
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 4: that off.

1083
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: I love when they make him look so big, you know,

1084
00:49:51,840 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 1: I just I never thought.

1085
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,959
Speaker 4: This is going to look I know it's definitely gonna happen.

1086
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 7: I never thought of doodle as an intimate act before,

1087
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 7: but now Brook's ruined that for all of us.

1088
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, can be very, very sexy.

1089
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it doesn't have to be.

1090
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 3: You do to all day at work and now I'm

1091
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 3: trying to think you're in a different Pestily.

1092
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 6: How is it in your head?

1093
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,280
Speaker 2: Look the other way? Let me let me get a picture.

1094
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 7: Oh god, I'm just glad we didn't ruin Julian's chances

1095
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,240
Speaker 7: and we were able to get him a second date, because, honestly,

1096
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 7: he seems like a good guy that just gets nervous centime.

1097
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 2: I was honestly trying to help him.

1098
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, we know exactly what you're trying to help him.

1099
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, but if you want some help PG kind, you

1100
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 7: can always email the show. We'll email that person who's

1101
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 7: not calling you back. Brook will do the higher rated version.

1102
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 2: Thirteen seems appropriate.

1103
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think.

1104
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 6: Seventeen as well.

1105
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, you must pay extra for it, but we'll call

1106
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 7: that person who isn't calling you back. Go check out

1107
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 7: all of our second Day podcast wherever you get yours

1108
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 7: at Broke and Jeffrey.

1109
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,280
Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1110
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 7: You know, researchers have actually pinpointed the exact time of

1111
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,280
Speaker 7: day when people are the most likely to fall in love.

1112
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 7: Oh no, it's not then, and it's not at the

1113
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 7: times you might think, like at a romantic sunset, yeah

1114
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 7: for sure, or at midnight during the New Year's ball drop,

1115
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 7: it's actually oh well wait, it's actually coming up in

1116
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 7: three two one.

1117
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, Brook.

1118
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 4: Why are you looking at me like that?

1119
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 2: Brook?

1120
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 7: Stop stop dilating your pupils on purpose. Okay, now you're

1121
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 7: making me uncomfortable.

1122
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 2: I am not in love with you for Jack.

1123
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 4: Now she's trying to get God. Okay, why is this happening?

1124
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1125
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 2: Why did you put this music on?

1126
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1127
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 7: You know what, This is probably the most popular time

1128
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 7: to fall in love because this is when we read

1129
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 7: our brand new Craigslist misconnections. Yeah, bro, close your eyes,

1130
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 7: please try not to fall too hard when we do it.

1131
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 4: It's coming up right after this cut.

1132
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,760
Speaker 10: Misconnections. That was me staring.

1133
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,720
Speaker 7: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1134
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 7: One is at a minor league mascot tryout, where you're

1135
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 7: the back end of the vamba costume and the person

1136
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 7: in front of you asks you to pass them the

1137
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 7: water bottle. And the other is on the pages of

1138
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 7: craigslist dot org. We scoured that website every week to

1139
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 7: find the best misconnections that they have to offer, like

1140
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 7: this one titled scooter I hardly know her. Oh Man

1141
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 7: for woman thirties Downtown. He says, you were zooming down

1142
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 7: Main Street on a rented scooter like a sexy green comet.

1143
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 7: I was three Malibu shots deep trying to retrieve a

1144
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 7: taco bell receipt.

1145
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 4: I dropped in the public shrubbery.

1146
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense. Why everything seems to go so fast?

1147
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 7: I didn't see you coming, but when I turned around,

1148
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 7: you swerve to avoid me and.

1149
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 4: Yelled watch it.

1150
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 2: Oh.

1151
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 7: You then drifted to a stop and stared. I was

1152
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 7: speechless and shirtless, holding a crunch Wrap supreme like a

1153
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 7: ninja star to defend myself.

1154
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 2: Can't get pretty hard on the outside.

1155
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 4: I said loudly, what do you want woman?

1156
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 11: Oh?

1157
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,320
Speaker 4: You said nothing and just kept staring.

1158
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1159
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,240
Speaker 7: I offered you a vape I found on the ground

1160
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 7: as a peace offering, but you weren't having it. People

1161
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 7: gathered to watch your silent standoff, so I decided to

1162
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 7: break the ice by slapping my belly like I was

1163
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 7: performing an ancient mating ritual. I then danced among the shrubs,

1164
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:49,280
Speaker 7: keeping one eye on you, the other looking for that receipt.

1165
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 4: How do you do that?

1166
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 7: Why hasn't she left on the school before I could blink?

1167
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 7: I watched you spit in my general direction it's not

1168
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 7: and then peel out like Vin Diesel in Fasten The

1169
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 7: Furious six not seven.

1170
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 4: Yuck.

1171
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,959
Speaker 1: If they did that movies with scooters, I would watch.

1172
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 7: Reply back if you want to yell at me more

1173
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 7: dot dot dot I need it.

1174
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, that signed Hoby.

1175
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 2: I feel like you'll find Hoby outside the taco bell again.

1176
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, he lives there.

1177
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 7: His next misconnection is titled mile High Heartbreak Man for

1178
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 7: Woman fifty five airplane over Denver Oo. They right, we

1179
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 7: were on that red eye flight from blah blah boring city.

1180
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 7: I was leaving to YadA YadA, less boring city. Okay,

1181
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 7: I travel a lot.

1182
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 2: He doesn't know where he's going.

1183
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 7: Yeah, but that day I was in seventeen B, you

1184
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 7: were in seventeen A.

1185
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 4: I didn't want to.

1186
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 7: Make it obvious I was checking you out, but your

1187
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 7: smell was intoxicating. It was like a vanilla candle was

1188
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:58,240
Speaker 7: fighting for its life and somehow losing.

1189
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 4: What was though, I will don't really understand that.

1190
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:06,240
Speaker 2: We could just say it was like a vanilla Kynde accurate.

1191
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 7: I tried to say hi and see if I could

1192
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 7: buy you a drink, but you immediately went to sleep

1193
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:16,760
Speaker 7: mid sentence. Were you really sleeping or just pretending? Because

1194
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 7: you wouldn't have been able to resist me, That's.

1195
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,760
Speaker 2: Not the reason she'd be pretending.

1196
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 4: I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say

1197
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 4: you were exhausted.

1198
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 7: But just in case you woke up mid flight, I

1199
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,799
Speaker 7: told you the entire story.

1200
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 11: Of my life.

1201
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 7: Oh wow, my two ex wives, my high school sports accomplishments,

1202
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,799
Speaker 7: and how I got fired from my insurance job for

1203
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 7: inappropriate behavior at a golf fundraiser that was one hundred

1204
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 7: percent not my fault.

1205
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 2: Oh is anyone else worried? That someone was in the

1206
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 2: middle seat while this was going on?

1207
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 7: But I'll give you credit if you were faking it.

1208
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 7: You pretended to be asleep for a good three and

1209
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:53,760
Speaker 7: a half hours.

1210
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 6: That is an extreme fake.

1211
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 4: That's commitment.

1212
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 7: You did stir ever so slightly when I said the

1213
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 7: little hairs on your ears were a door.

1214
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 6: Marshal.

1215
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 2: Now, and how insulting wants to hear they have hairy ears?

1216
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, not even cute hairs on the.

1217
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 6: Mustache.

1218
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:21,720
Speaker 2: It you didn't see it, luxurious, I'm just jealous.

1219
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,760
Speaker 7: As we landed, you popped up and gathered your things

1220
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 7: like nothing ever happened. I hesitated, wanting to ask for

1221
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 7: your number, since in my mind we just finished a

1222
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 7: very long first.

1223
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 6: Date someone who does not get the hint.

1224
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,399
Speaker 4: But you rushed out to catch a connecting flight or.

1225
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 6: They did it instead.

1226
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 7: If you see this, please tell me exactly what my

1227
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 7: gym teacher said to me in tenth grade after I

1228
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 7: got hit in the privates with the dodge box.

1229
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:53,399
Speaker 4: It all wow, Just so I know it's you.

1230
00:56:54,880 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 7: That signs Leonardo missed opportunity. There, Leonard, let's go to

1231
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:06,280
Speaker 7: your final misconnection titled Princess. You dropped your crown man

1232
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 7: for a woman thirty two discount theme park. He says, Okay,

1233
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 7: so this was yesterday. I was in line for the

1234
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 7: knockoff version of It's a Small World. I can't remember

1235
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 7: the name of it. Maybe it's a Compact Globe or

1236
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 7: Tiny worlds Parade. Okay, either way, I was stuck on

1237
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 7: it when I saw you.

1238
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 2: Dude, I just.

1239
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: Want to find out where this theme park is so

1240
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: I could take my kids at a cheaper rate too.

1241
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 4: You were there dressed like a kind of tired snow white.

1242
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 2: Oh, I do want to go here?

1243
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 7: Trying to corral three little girls, also in princess costumes.

1244
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 7: One of them was having a total meltdown over a turo.

1245
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 4: Were you their.

1246
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 7: Mom or their nanny? Hard to tell. I guess it

1247
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 7: doesn't matter. I was into you regardless.

1248
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1249
00:57:56,320 --> 00:58:00,080
Speaker 4: I followed your group over to Buccaneers of Budget Bay.

1250
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 2: The Pirates of the Caribbean.

1251
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 7: We ended up sitting in the same boat, and that's

1252
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 7: when I felt a real spark.

1253
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 4: Our knees touched.

1254
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 7: It was electric, or maybe just static from my polyester pants.

1255
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 10: Oh.

1256
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 7: After the ride, you tripped over a stroller that I

1257
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 7: accidentally had pushed in your way.

1258
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 6: Wait.

1259
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 4: I tried to catch.

1260
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 7: You heroically, but I just ended up knocking over a

1261
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 7: trash canon stuff. You caught your balance, though, straightened your

1262
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 7: royal crown, and vanished into the gift shop crowd.

1263
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 3: Wow.

1264
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 4: I didn't even get your name or.

1265
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 2: The ruby slipper they left behind.

1266
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,439
Speaker 4: If you remember me, please reach out.

1267
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 7: I don't mind being a step dad or the dude

1268
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 7: who's just hooking up with the nanny.

1269
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 4: I am versatile. That signed Tom, Tom.

1270
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 8: Do you guys think that they're not allowed to legally

1271
00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 8: use the song, so they do things like yaya non

1272
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 8: buccaneers likes life for us.

1273
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 1: That sounds pretty good, But I want to go you Shore.

1274
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 1: You're on a good try, a new thing here.

1275
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 4: I like it. Those are your craigslisteness connections for the week.

1276
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1277
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 4: Want wish a very special happy birthday.

1278
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 7: You are a Brook Fox who turns secret number whatever today.

1279
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 7: I'm sure she doesn't want me to say the real

1280
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 7: number on the airs.

1281
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:45,080
Speaker 4: Will never know.

1282
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 7: But my present to you, Brooke today is maybe giving

1283
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 7: you the easiest victory you've ever had against a new

1284
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:58,479
Speaker 7: player named Lily who just woke up. She's very tired. Yeah,

1285
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 7: doesn't even know what's going on right now. So that's

1286
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 7: my present to you, a softball victory.

1287
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 11: Lily.

1288
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:05,919
Speaker 4: Are you there?

1289
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 9: Hello?

1290
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 11: Hello?

1291
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 4: Do you know where we are right now?

1292
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 5: I do.

1293
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 2: That is so nice of Jeff, isn't it?

1294
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 1: Because last year what he gave me was the opportunity

1295
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 1: to buy him lunch.

1296
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 7: Yes, an opportunity she never followed through with.

1297
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're such a good friend, but you.

1298
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 4: Are my gift to Brooke today. Lily, how does.

1299
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 11: That feel fantastic.

1300
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:32,479
Speaker 4: Oh okay, Lily, wake up kid. Here we go.

1301
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 7: Remember we're playing trivia right now. You're not on a

1302
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 7: second date.

1303
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 4: Update.

1304
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 7: This is a game show, So here's how it works.

1305
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 7: He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1306
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 7: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1307
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 7: you have to beat Brook out right if you want

1308
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,640
Speaker 7: to win. Are you ready?

1309
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 10: Yes?

1310
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 7: Good luck? Your time starts now. The first roller coaster

1311
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 7: opened on this day in eighteen eighty four. How much

1312
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 7: did it cost to ride a penny or a nickel?

1313
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 1: A nickel?

1314
01:00:55,920 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 7: What popular superheroes AI assistant is named Jarvis? Name the

1315
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 7: gem that's also the hardest natural substance on earth. What

1316
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 7: is the national animal of Australia Koala, kangaroo or dingo?

1317
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:16,440
Speaker 7: What does the R in NASCAR stand for? What country

1318
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 7: is attributed for creating anime?

1319
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 11: Japan?

1320
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 4: Lily, you came, Actually you brought the heat that time.

1321
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 4: That was well done.

1322
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 7: I'm surprised Brook's gonna come back into the studio here.

1323
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 7: So fun fact about Lily, who's a new player. She

1324
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,960
Speaker 7: works as a handbinder for a print shop.

1325
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 4: That's a unique job. I'm into binding hands I bet you.

1326
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 2: I bet you had some strong hands.

1327
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, and apparently Lily has a birthday message that she

1328
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 7: wants to deliver to Brook.

1329
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 4: Go ahead, Lily, I think she would have fell back asleep.

1330
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 2: Are you crying? Because you're just so appreciative of as

1331
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 2: a person.

1332
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 11: I just think you're awesome.

1333
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 2: Brot though that was it was almost believable.

1334
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 4: I felt so much.

1335
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 2: I'll take deep, I'll take it.

1336
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1337
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 4: I think she's talking.

1338
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 7: To her grandmother's talking funny.

1339
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 2: She told me the same thing Alexis wrote me in

1340
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:12,919
Speaker 2: her car.

1341
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: Yes, it's funny, says stay cool for the summer.

1342
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 4: That's original. Yeah, okay, really it's okay. You take a nap.

1343
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 4: We're gonna talk to Brook. Now, Brook you ready? What

1344
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 4: Here we go?

1345
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 7: Your time starts now. The first roller coaster open on

1346
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 7: this day in eighteen eighty four. How much did it

1347
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 7: cost to ride a penny or a nickel?

1348
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 2: Nickel?

1349
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:41,919
Speaker 4: What popular superheroes AI Assistant is named Jarvis pat iron Man.

1350
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 7: Name the gem that's also the hardest natural substance on

1351
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 7: Earth diamond? What is the national animal of Australia koala,

1352
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 7: kangaroo or dingo ohala? What does the r in NASCAR

1353
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 7: stand for racing. What country is attributed for creating anime?

1354
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 4: All right, there it is.

1355
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 7: Answers are in time to head on over to the

1356
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 7: scoreboard to check out how you Bolt did with Jose.

1357
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 6: You're teasing Melano. Lily, you got three correct today. That's

1358
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:17,920
Speaker 6: a good score.

1359
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 2: You beat me on my birthday. Things are not gonna

1360
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 2: go well for you.

1361
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:28,480
Speaker 6: And brook did Lily beat you in her sleep? She

1362
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 6: got three and the birthday girl Brooke got five.

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Speaker 2: Lily, we can still be friends.

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Speaker 6: You didn't show her up.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Lily. I know you threw the game on purpose,

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Speaker 4: just as a gift to Brooks, so that was very generous.

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Speaker 6: He's not tired at all. She's been a brown.

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Speaker 7: Let's go over the answers for everybody. The first roller

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Speaker 7: coaster open on this day in eighteen eighty four. It

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Speaker 7: cost a nickel to ride it. The superhero with an

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Speaker 7: AI assistant named Jarvis would be Iron Man.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and that was a I before AI.

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Speaker 4: Very cool.

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Speaker 7: The gem that's also the natural most hardest substance on

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Speaker 7: earth is Jamary. The national animal of Australia is the kangaroo.

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Speaker 2: I overthought it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you both did.

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Speaker 7: The r in NASCAR stands for Racing National Association for

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Speaker 7: Stock Car Auto Racing.

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Speaker 6: All the sc is stock car.

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Speaker 7: Yeah cool, And Japan is the country attributed for creating

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Speaker 7: anime back in nineteen seventeen, Very Cool Now, Lily. Unfortunately

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Speaker 7: it was not enough to beat Brooke today. But just

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Speaker 7: for playing, we are going to give you two tickets

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Speaker 7: to le May's Car Museum and a prize pack from

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Speaker 7: rev Up Energy.

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Speaker 4: Don't wake up rev Up.

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Speaker 6: You need it right now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you need it maybe more than anybody. All right, now,

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Speaker 4: go back to sleep.

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Speaker 7: We're going to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow, Brooking

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey

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Speaker 10: In the morning.