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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Welcome to the Unofficial Podcast with Sydney hen Marie. Hello, Marie,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? It's fall, dude, Like fall is here?

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Speaker 1: Fucking turtle neck season in, middrift season.

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Speaker 2: Out, or middrift under a leather jacket is in?

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Speaker 1: Possibly, or or you can do a sleeveless turtleneck.

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Speaker 3: That's my jam. Actually I'm not here for I love

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Speaker 3: a sleeveless turtleneck. Seventeen yes, bitch.

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Speaker 1: First of all, American apparel, Like, what's a staple if

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Speaker 1: you want a sleeveless turtleneck.

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Speaker 2: I was not a big American apparel fan.

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Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not spending eighty dollars on some

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Speaker 4: spandex bodysuit.

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Speaker 2: Vest legging thing. I just I couldn't get into that.

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Speaker 1: I made friends with somebody on the American Apparel on

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Speaker 1: twenty third Street, and he would give me the twenty

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Speaker 1: percent discount.

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Speaker 3: So that's still not enough.

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Speaker 4: Sid trying to say twenty percent of one hundred is

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Speaker 4: just twenty dollars. Hair, I'm still spending eighty dollars on

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Speaker 4: a pair of silver leggings.

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Speaker 1: But they're like silver leggings. Where are you getting silver leggings?

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Speaker 3: Where am I wearing silver leggings? Sydney.

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Speaker 1: You bought a pair of gold leggings and you never

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Speaker 1: even wore I wore them once to work, sweated them

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Speaker 1: things out, and I was like, what were you on them?

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Speaker 3: They were so small?

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Speaker 1: They were an extra extra small way that those pants

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Speaker 1: fit over your ass. I wanted somebody to see my

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Speaker 1: cuchie lips. I wanted them to see my hus yours.

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Speaker 1: You know that's gross and that's the word of the day. Guys,

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Speaker 1: were you an expert this week?

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Speaker 3: Listen?

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Speaker 4: I was an expert at being a bomb ass friend

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Speaker 4: this week. Yeah, okay. I came through when I needed

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Speaker 4: to come through. I picked up when my phone rang.

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Speaker 4: I was just a good you know, because I'm one

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Speaker 4: of these people that like, I look at my phone

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Speaker 4: and be like, you're.

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Speaker 1: Definitely one of those people dwifetime to deal with this problem.

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Speaker 1: I know you'd be silencing all the group chats, you

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Speaker 1: be mutant conversations.

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Speaker 3: You'd be like, yo, I'll get to that later.

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Speaker 2: All of the group chats I'm in are on do

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Speaker 2: not disturb.

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Speaker 4: I almost muted you and uh Amina the other day

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Speaker 4: because y'all were back and forth too much.

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Speaker 3: Too much. That's fine. You can mute. You can mute me.

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Speaker 2: Hello el sislololololo.

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Speaker 4: It's too many memes. It's a lot happening. So what

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Speaker 4: happened this week? Is I last week or a couple

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Speaker 4: of weeks ago. I was I noticed that a bunch

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Speaker 4: of people were using jade rollers, those little like jade

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Speaker 4: stone things that it looks like a razor for your face,

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Speaker 4: but it just rolls the wrinkles away, I guess.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, you know a lot of

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Speaker 2: white women are using.

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Speaker 4: This ancient Chinese skin regiment. So I was like, I'm

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Speaker 4: not going to spend real money on this. I went

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Speaker 4: on eBay. I got them for like two dollars.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, I'm going to get one from

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Speaker 4: my friend Sidney Elizabeth Washington because she gon't see me

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Speaker 4: using it and think it's weird. No, if we both

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Speaker 4: have one, then we can both be weird together.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for being a.

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Speaker 1: Friend, Thank you for being a fan.

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Speaker 3: What's the other part to me?

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Speaker 4: I've never seen the show. I've been singing the version

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Speaker 4: of the guy on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: That was so kind of you, and I needed that

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Speaker 1: because you know, obviously.

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Speaker 3: Weird reasons going on in my life. It's like per

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Speaker 3: hold spoon.

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Speaker 4: For your entire face, so you put it in the

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Speaker 4: freezer and then you roll it on your face and

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Speaker 4: then I don't know. I think in your mind you

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Speaker 4: feel like you look younger, but in actuality you still

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Speaker 4: look eighty six or whatever, and.

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Speaker 3: That's why you spent two dollars. Two dollars.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, eBay is my best friend.

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Speaker 4: So I was like, let me be a friend to

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Speaker 4: somebody else through this gift of eBay. And it's from China,

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Speaker 4: so it's Bradley toxic.

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Speaker 3: I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: I know it's it's gonna help me in those really

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Speaker 1: bad days, those dark knights, those rainy days. Wash, you

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Speaker 1: don't need song. No, is there any other thing?

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Speaker 3: Man? You were a good friend. Yes.

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Speaker 2: I bumped it to my friend yesterday on the street.

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Speaker 2: It was raining.

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Speaker 4: I had my umbrella blocking my face out because I

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Speaker 4: didn't want anybody poor to speak to me.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't in Williamsburg.

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Speaker 2: A lot of man buns that were like, excuse me,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, nope, don't.

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Speaker 3: Know where that is.

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Speaker 2: And this guy I bumped it to a friend of

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Speaker 2: mine and.

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Speaker 1: He was like, hey, He's like, I'm gonna run to

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Speaker 1: the store to get some ginger to make a green

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Speaker 1: juice whatever that is.

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Speaker 4: And he was like come to the house. And then

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Speaker 4: they were like, what are you doing for dinner? And

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Speaker 4: I was like, staying, what you guys, what y'all got?

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Speaker 4: And they were like, we have steak. We could put

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Speaker 4: some steaks on the grill.

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Speaker 3: What yes, bitch, you got.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you got me this damn roller. But you didn't

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Speaker 1: call me for the fucking steak.

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Speaker 2: You were too far. You were too far away. Definitely

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Speaker 2: much too far. I was a city, yeah, exactly, and

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Speaker 2: I was in Williamsburg, so.

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Speaker 3: Which is not that far.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I was an expert at like just accidentally being

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Speaker 1: there for steak, and then I missed my show, but

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Speaker 1: I did have steak.

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Speaker 3: Who needs a show when you got steak? I mean, honestly,

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Speaker 3: there wasn't gonna be no stick at the show. Did

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Speaker 3: they butterfly filate?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that means, like they slice the

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Speaker 2: steak in half, like the.

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Speaker 3: Long but like like diagonal slice.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not sure if I heard it

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Speaker 1: at a steakhouse so, but if I filate it or whatever,

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Speaker 1: so now I'm like.

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Speaker 2: We had like some sauteed kale and then we had

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Speaker 2: some corn.

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Speaker 3: Wow, you're living your best Williamsburg life.

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Speaker 4: Very jealous, and then I had then he was making

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Speaker 4: gin cocktails. I don't even like gin, but I was like,

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Speaker 4: I feel like gin pairs well with a free steak.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it freezes, it pairs wear with anything free.

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Speaker 3: Sidney, what the hell were you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 1: I was an expert in attracting dusty ass negroids.

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Speaker 2: People don't know that that's a real skill.

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Speaker 3: It.

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Speaker 1: Oh listen, as soon as they see me, they're like,

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Speaker 1: And yesterday I was having literally the worst day, like

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Speaker 1: break break down, no, no, like I was.

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Speaker 3: It was Mariah Carey with bone eggs and harmony.

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Speaker 1: Saying one more time Yeah, and then how does the

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Speaker 1: bone thugs parco?

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Speaker 3: Yes, that is how it goes. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I was having a really bad day and I

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Speaker 1: was in the street, and so I was like making

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Speaker 1: sure that my face didn't look approachable. I looked so

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Speaker 1: angry and I'm usually like very uppy and happy, but

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Speaker 1: my face was stone cold.

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Speaker 2: And this guy comes up to sunglasses on.

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Speaker 1: No I didn't because I had my I had my

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Speaker 1: Wednesday wig going and it was really big and you

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Speaker 1: couldn't really it was banks.

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Speaker 2: You're away he has been okay, god, you gotta cut it.

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Speaker 1: So he comes up to me and he's like, oh

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Speaker 1: my goodness, you look just like my wife.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, come on.

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Speaker 1: Dude, you're really serious this fucking It's like, Misty, I

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Speaker 1: don't have time for this, like please stop, and he's like, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I seriously, you look like my wife. Well, actually she

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Speaker 1: passed like eleven months ago. I was like, oh fuck,

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Speaker 1: let me let me get this man some time. He's

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Speaker 1: going through it.

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Speaker 4: He's eleven months ago, he's had time to grief. Okay,

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Speaker 4: wait a minute. Eleven months is a long time, Marie.

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Speaker 4: Wait hold on.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying, if I died today, eleven months later,

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Speaker 1: you would be hand in hand with another bff. Like,

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Speaker 1: what's eleven months from now? Eleven months you would do that, Marie.

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Speaker 1: Next all you would post other pictures with another person

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Speaker 1: eleven months later.

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Speaker 3: Months it's plenty of eleven a month, Marie.

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Speaker 1: Sydney, all all the things we've been through, you would

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Speaker 1: just eleven months is enough for you?

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Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on.

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Speaker 4: I would still post like tbts with you, but I

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Speaker 4: would have to move on with my friendships, you know

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Speaker 4: what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Who am gonna get these jade rollers for my sister Marie?

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Speaker 1: Would you start another podcast eleven months? Probably just keep

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Speaker 1: this podcast. It still be called The Nificial Expert, Sidney,

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Speaker 1: I got this equipment already shutting. Did you hear that

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Speaker 1: listeners were shutting? If I die, y'all better not listen.

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Speaker 1: You'll better shut in to die if I died? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you would not move on in eleven months?

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Speaker 4: How long do you need to greet see? Isn't it

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Speaker 4: like half the time that you were together or some stuff?

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Speaker 1: I would be like singing every day, like break break down.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it for you. You're gonna get it

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Speaker 1: at the end. Anyway, eleven month is more than.

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Speaker 3: An eleven months.

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Speaker 1: But maybe it was one of those days where he's

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Speaker 1: just thinking about his wife, so he said I look

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Speaker 1: just like her, and I was like, fuck.

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Speaker 3: You, dead woman's wig?

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Speaker 2: Did you ask four receipts?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Did you ask him what his wife's instagram?

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Speaker 1: I didn't because it was just like, why would he lie?

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Speaker 3: He was lying? Why would he lie?

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Speaker 4: He wanted simplicity no, from a black woman who vaguely

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Speaker 4: looked like another black woman that he.

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Speaker 3: Knew I first saw. I was like, sir, this is

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Speaker 3: not even my hair.

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Speaker 1: So if she had this hair and this, it definitely

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Speaker 1: wasn't hers either. So he's talking to me just I

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Speaker 1: was like, I'm having like a crazy day, and he's like,

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Speaker 1: I feel like this. The energy was like meant for

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Speaker 1: us no to like chat, and so we were talking

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Speaker 1: and I was smiling and I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I feel better because I'm actually lending a hand to

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Speaker 1: this guy in need. What did he look like? Let's

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Speaker 1: break down his face, his shoes, his clothes.

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Speaker 4: What did he look like? First of all, he had

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Speaker 4: a wind breaker on. Okay, so I'm here for a

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Speaker 4: wind breaker ahead.

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Speaker 1: No, No, it was like it was like a Rangers

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Speaker 1: type wind breaker.

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Speaker 3: It was like a.

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Speaker 2: Sports it was so it wasn't like a like a

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Speaker 2: retro window.

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Speaker 3: It was not cool.

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Speaker 1: It was like, oh, I just moved to New York.

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Speaker 3: No, he was like short tall. He was like five

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Speaker 4: His teeth were clean, they were together with the teeth

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Speaker 1: Why you ever brushed your teeth since eleven months ago?

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Speaker 3: His wife faked her death.

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Speaker 1: She faked her dad because his teeth were yellow and

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Speaker 1: he was short, fat, skinny. She's like, if you don't

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Speaker 3: And she died.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, he says all this stuff, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: I gotta freaking go because I have somewhere to go.

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Speaker 1: So he's like, I really would love to take you

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Speaker 1: saying you are replacing your old wife with me?

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Speaker 3: To sound like why would I?

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Speaker 1: I still feel like, why would I want to be

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Speaker 4: Like no lifetime movie. He'd want you to sleep in

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Speaker 4: the saints? Oh God, that the wife's slave. And I

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Speaker 4: So he's probably got a whole.

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Speaker 4: This reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where

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Speaker 1: Dies and uh.

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Speaker 4: He didn't make he didn't change the sheets after she died,

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Speaker 4: Dude, you were talking to Flanders black Flanders, I said, Yo,

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Speaker 4: I would never.

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Speaker 3: I don't want your mourning dick. I'm all set.

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Speaker 4: And when you sat there and spoke to his mourning face, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Because I felt bad. You want to talk to somebody

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Speaker 3: who Sydney, No, I would not. I'm busy. I'm wearing

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Speaker 1: He stopped me while I had the fucking have phones on,

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Speaker 1: better talking to him. Well, I was like, see, this

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Speaker 1: is why you can't be nice in New York City

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Speaker 1: because he was using his dead wife to get asked

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Speaker 1: he's never been married, Dude.

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Speaker 3: Don't do that. Ship don't do it is wrong. You

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Speaker 3: go into hell. Yeah, it's that. Say your dead mother.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of dead mother's Uh no, that's not, that's not.

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Speaker 2: This is a great transition. Today is a ghost.

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Speaker 1: No, our expert here today is a dear dear friend,

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Speaker 1: I mean funny, funny comedian. Uh.

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Speaker 3: We've done our show tons of times. Uh.

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Speaker 1: She also has a podcast coming out, but we'll tell

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Speaker 1: you about that later. But she is our free loading expert.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for Remy kasmir j.

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Speaker 3: Is like a bumpy road.

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Speaker 1: Again more time, Remy Casimir. Give it up for Remy Casimir.

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Speaker 2: First name, last names.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited. And also I don't even feel like

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Speaker 3: I'm the freeloading expert on this one. It's Marie used

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Speaker 3: your entire friendship expertise to freeload.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. It's been really skilled. Well, I mean, listen,

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Speaker 1: I've never paid for steak. I don't know how much

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Speaker 4: But I feel like every time I've had steak it's

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think I've ever bought it.

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Speaker 4: It's been like a casual thing where like people are like, oh, yes, steak,

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Speaker 4: and then I'll just happen to be there just.

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Speaker 1: Bought steak last Friday, So dang Friday yourself though.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bout it. I went to dinner with Adrian. I well,

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Speaker 3: she butt it. He's also a freeloading I forgot my card.

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Speaker 3: I forgot I pulled the Alex English. We went to

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Speaker 4: We went to a diner the other day and a

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Speaker 4: this other comedian was like, you just are He just

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Speaker 4: got a new job and everything.

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Speaker 2: So he was like, I got.

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Speaker 1: It and we were like oh, so we all passed

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Speaker 1: our checks to him, and then he was like, I

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Speaker 1: that sucks. But yeah, but we were like, you're still

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Speaker 3: We not paying.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know how you're going to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but your card? Would you figure it out? Is

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Speaker 3: a beautiful thing.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, you can't Vemo the restaurant though, So.

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Speaker 3: You like, but you Venmo your friends, you have some person.

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Speaker 2: We waited for him to get his card.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we sure did.

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Speaker 1: We were like like, just go back with you the

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Speaker 1: venue that we were at before, and we'll know takes

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Speaker 1: back seats. You must pay. Hurry up and buy remy,

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Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about you, because you don't

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Speaker 1: think you're a freeloader, but just tell us, like no, right.

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Speaker 3: Now that I've thought about it, Like as I was

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Speaker 3: coming here, I was like, I guess this is yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, do you have any income? Well I do.

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 3: Surprisingly, I work in real estate. Girl, I don't know

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Speaker 3: you at a job, Harold, get out of here. I

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Speaker 3: do it maybe like once a month. Get out of here.

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Speaker 3: I gotta go. That's not a client a month. No.

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Speaker 3: I don't pay rent though, because I live with my grandmother.

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Speaker 3: That's okay. They're going for good right there. Good freeloading. Also,

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Speaker 3: she's fucking amazing, Like it's not like boring. Like you've

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Speaker 3: seen videos of my grandmother. She's got to come over

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Speaker 3: and you have a cool grandma. Yeah, so cool. She's

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Speaker 3: so like she has help and shit, So she's come

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Speaker 3: into my rooms. Listen. She can't come into my room.

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Speaker 2: So I can, like there's a little there's a step up, but.

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Speaker 3: I can always come into her room. Where does your

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Speaker 3: Grandma live fifty sixth and the first Sudd girl that

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Speaker 3: is prime. Grandma got much. What's so funny is like

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Speaker 3: with comics, they're like, Wow, that's so amazing. You live

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Speaker 3: in like like Upper East or whatever, Midtown or whatever.

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Speaker 3: The people I grew up with are like you live

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Speaker 3: in Midtown Like that's horrendous. Wait why because we grew

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Speaker 3: They are real wealthy, they're they're fancy as fuck.

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Speaker 1: So wait, Midtown is not im a broke bage.

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Speaker 3: I'm like Midtown is like over there right, Like that's

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Speaker 3: the same. Yeah, it's like industrial not industrial, but like

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Speaker 3: it's like those like people fashion.

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Speaker 1: It's like those like U those weird stores where they

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Speaker 1: like make dresses and you're like, do weo ble bodies?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? You know they in the districts. Yeah, so good,

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Speaker 3: those like beaded Indian gangs like them. I'm was like,

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Speaker 3: can I get away with wearing this to a wedding? No? No,

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Speaker 3: I cannot. It's gonna have the same thing is absolutely

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Speaker 3: relutely But yeah I know Sutton place where she lives

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Speaker 3: you live here? And I'm like, yeah, I do you

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Speaker 3: live why? They're like, you look great? What are you like?

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Speaker 3: Ninety two? Wait? So does the lying up about my trumal?

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Speaker 1: Actually forty five? I just look really good. Does the

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Quite, and weed because a lot of you have

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Speaker 3: like gla cooma and me, but yeah, no, I wasn't

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Speaker 3: even like like I smoke. But I wasn't the first one.

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Speaker 3: My grandmother told me. She was like, no, there's a

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Speaker 3: your grandma smoke weed?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: But she had lung cancer twice, so we're trying to

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Speaker 3: get her do some edibles. Wow, what is going on?

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Speaker 1: They had place, she had stuff. She had lung cancer twice,

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Speaker 1: but she doesn't smoke.

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Speaker 3: She smoked cigarettes. Ah, she was probably a chain chain smoke.

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Speaker 2: She got one of these sixty voices like this or no.

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Speaker 1: She talks like very small so cute, so you gotta

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Speaker 1: see cute. You have to see she has like little

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Speaker 1: Warbie pokers or like Chanel, different sunglass everything.

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Speaker 3: She gets is on QBC or like, so even if

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Speaker 3: it like seems like a high end brad, I hope

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Speaker 3: she's She's never even am brand. It's like not, It's

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Speaker 3: like Judith Lieber for qbcver so, like they're not Diamon's.

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Speaker 1: So your grandma is soups frugal. Yeah, she's thrifty. So

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Speaker 1: how long she lived in her apartment? For like fifth

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Speaker 1: howld am? I I'm twenty seven? So she moved in

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Speaker 1: when I was like eleven? Oh, so like her rent

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Speaker 1: should be pretty cheap, right, Well, she's kind of a

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Speaker 3: Ooh so it's like generational section eight. My dad bought

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Speaker 3: her apartment for her so that she wouldn't have to

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Speaker 3: keep paying rent and all this stuff. Who is your dad?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a wonderful man. Can you call him right now?

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Speaker 1: Is he like one of those guys that picks up

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Speaker 1: whatever you call He picks.

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Speaker 3: Up for black girls? He would pick up if we're

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Speaker 3: not too busy at work, he pick up what's your

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Speaker 3: dad's name? His name is Joel Jooel. Okay, so what

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Speaker 3: does Joel do? Joel is a dermatologist.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Honestly, this is so crazy because I was just

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Speaker 3: Yeah, is there like friends and family meaning friends and

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Speaker 1: If he likes you enough, yes, So what I gotta

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Speaker 3: You gotta do t Actually, that would be so fun

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Speaker 3: if you put him on your show. He'll do anything

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Speaker 3: for you. Really. Yeah, he he thinks he's so funny,

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Speaker 3: and he's been begging to do one of my shows.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I honestly like, can't make anything more.

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Speaker 2: We should get a skin a skin expert.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the live show. Maybe we can.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I feel like we can really pull this off, Marie. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you tell me to bring some one of those masks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just mask. We need I cream press.

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Speaker 1: I need redinall. Tell him all that you don't need

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Speaker 1: any of that. And I spent too old.

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Speaker 3: I literally I look at people who have had work

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Speaker 3: all day every day, and you guys have better skin

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Speaker 3: than all of them. Thank you. Some electric, a lot

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Speaker 3: of water. Also, yeah, I'm too poor to lay out

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Speaker 3: at the beach, So there you go, thank you. So yeah,

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Speaker 3: there's no beach show.

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Speaker 1: So so your dad bought your her grandmother her apartment.

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Speaker 4: What is your dadmund for you that's what I want

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Speaker 4: to know. What has he bought for you? So I'm like, I,

443
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,040
Speaker 4: you're like a socialite.

444
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,040
Speaker 3: You really are with me.

445
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,560
Speaker 1: You are always traveling, You're always going somewhere. You always

446
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,760
Speaker 1: got like these pictures on Instagram. Like but as already

447
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:21,240
Speaker 1: is that you Instagram? No double fake? Yeah this is okay.

448
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,639
Speaker 3: So my nose is like probably the most expensive thing

449
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,800
Speaker 3: I've ever asked of my parents. How much that costs?

450
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,159
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I know that third girl, I

451
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:32,199
Speaker 3: would venture thirty K thirty K. I don't know. I

452
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,880
Speaker 3: don't know what things noses normally don't know what things. Well, yeah,

453
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,719
Speaker 3: what a boobs cost ten? But you know I did

454
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,560
Speaker 3: a payment plan.

455
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,320
Speaker 1: I didn't you know what, Like it don't cost anybody

456
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,960
Speaker 1: anyway for I don't know. I just like assume numbers.

457
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,879
Speaker 1: But I'm not good at numbers because I've never had

458
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,520
Speaker 1: to do See you see Remy, you said that you're

459
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,960
Speaker 1: not a freeloader, but you don't know how much anything

460
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,280
Speaker 1: cost because you don't pay for stuff.

461
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,840
Speaker 2: That's what like, I don't know how much things cost.

462
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,840
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to say. Second, the second that

463
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,879
Speaker 3: you guys brought it to my attention. I was like, oh,

464
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,720
Speaker 3: but I've always thought I was like the good one

465
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,880
Speaker 3: because like my siblings spent like what are they spending money?

466
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:11,040
Speaker 3: Like my oldest brother, he would just travel all the time. Okay,

467
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,159
Speaker 3: so I looked it up on Google. I only go

468
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,199
Speaker 3: when it's like somebody's wedding or like I have to.

469
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,439
Speaker 3: But he's traveling on his parents done. Oh, your parents

470
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 3: has no problem with it. And then he don't even

471
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,920
Speaker 3: do real estate once once a month. He just don't

472
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 3: do no work. No, hey, guys, I looked it up.

473
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,120
Speaker 1: It said the total class of rhino plasty usually averages

474
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 1: between five thousand and ten thousands.

475
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,919
Speaker 2: Oh that's not so bad, yes, but that might be

476
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:31,320
Speaker 2: the price.

477
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 4: Now you know, surgeries are like less expensive now because

478
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 4: they're more common.

479
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,959
Speaker 3: But don't you think with deflation it would have probably? Well,

480
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,040
Speaker 3: when did you get your nose done? When I was seventeen?

481
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:44,440
Speaker 3: The first seventeen was as I could wait.

482
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,720
Speaker 1: It was as long as I hear that you didn't

483
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 1: even have your real notes. Let me see a picture

484
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 1: of your old nose. I don't like I have.

485
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 3: Your race is deleted from life.

486
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of it's delete delete, delete Oh, that's

487
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 1: not that big.

488
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 3: Of a difference.

489
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,679
Speaker 4: Let me see your high school promp photo. Oh you

490
00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 4: got done before.

491
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 3: Probably I got it. Oh you wanted them prom pictures lit? Okay,

492
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 3: you got that platinum package. You like this nose?

493
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,919
Speaker 4: Don't while it's size photos so everybody can see my

494
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:09,640
Speaker 4: new news.

495
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a crosage on my news.

496
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 3: She didn't even wear dress. I didn't wear dress. She

497
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 3: was glitter and some little stickers pointing to it.

498
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 1: Okay, you could show us after that after it's going

499
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,360
Speaker 1: to take it like ten years ago, like it might

500
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 1: maybe it was more expensive because I think I feel

501
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 1: like surgery is so common now, so maybe it was

502
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 1: like like maybe it.

503
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 2: Was like twelve to fifty two.

504
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 3: It was just more under rafts. Like I had a

505
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 3: lot of friends who are I was one of the

506
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 3: first one who got it done, and I would lie

507
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,679
Speaker 3: about it for like a really long time. I I

508
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 3: my ex, who I only dated like four years ago,

509
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 3: didn't know I had a nose job.

510
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 4: He didn't know. But when you're seventeen, your face has it.

511
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 4: You don't have your like real face yet.

512
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 1: I know.

513
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,879
Speaker 3: I wonder what it would look like now. Sometimes no, but.

514
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 1: It's mad cute though it looks good. You definitely have

515
00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: a great profile. I can't breathe.

516
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 2: You still get symptom fixed fixed again.

517
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 3: And you can't even do cocaine. No, she said, She's

518
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:11,159
Speaker 3: like sometimes I think about it. I'm like, no, you

519
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 3: can't it you just it's crooked. I'm like, maybe I'll

520
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 3: just do it up the very small side. That is

521
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 3: an investment.

522
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 1: You don't want to fuck up your like septim with cocaine.

523
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 3: Me.

524
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 1: Does rub the coke on your gums? Yes, that gets

525
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: you high.

526
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 3: I don't just make out with somebody who's dripping already.

527
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 3: Yeah that or I heard.

528
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 1: Of bum butts bum bumps, so you can put coke

529
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: in your butt and get high like that.

530
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 4: I'm sorry you just the one moment, please, it's a

531
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 4: cocaine in your butt bum bumps. Yeah, it sounds like

532
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 4: you're doing cocaine with some with homeless dudes.

533
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 3: No, homeless dudes can't do cocaine. Cocaine.

534
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 2: It's expensive crack. It's for poor people.

535
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 3: They meet some friends. You don't know who these people's

536
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 3: got friends.

537
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 4: People social life drop there cooke bags all the time

538
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 4: all the time.

539
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 3: I can't I saw a crackhead in Union Square, or

540
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 3: what I thought was a crackhead because she was walking

541
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 3: like a crackhead drop a bag of drugs. And I

542
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 3: went up obviously and like looked at it and I

543
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 3: was like, oh, the crackhead drop and it was weed.

544
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 3: And then I was like, oh, I'll take this. And

545
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 3: then I was like, no, really, don't take weed. Yeah,

546
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 3: you can't take weed from a crackhead.

547
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 2: Probably dipped in bombing fluid. Yeah, you smoke the weeds.

548
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 3: I brought it home and then my friend, after I

549
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 3: told him the story, I threw it out. He was like,

550
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:31,360
Speaker 3: are you kidding? What's wrong with you? Okay, so wait,

551
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,640
Speaker 3: also take anything. I did some.

552
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 2: Street weed once and I thought I was going to

553
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:35,880
Speaker 2: die the entire time.

554
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,880
Speaker 3: Scary. I'm glad I didn't do it because I'm I'm

555
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 3: judging y'all.

556
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 1: But every time you're in a club and somebody's like, hey,

557
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 1: you want to party, I'm like, yeah, I don't know

558
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 1: who this person is. You want to party, sure, tie,

559
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 1: let's go.

560
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 4: And the one time, one time somebody asked me at

561
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 4: a club in Vegas if I wanted to party, and.

562
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, you know, I'm at the party and.

563
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 4: You're like, no, do you want to party? And I

564
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 4: was like, I just I didn't get it. I didn't

565
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 4: know that they were a party. Do you want to party?

566
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 3: Like?

567
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 1: Party doesn't even sound like do you want a cool

568
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 1: thing to do? Bit We're already here, Like what do

569
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: you mean party?

570
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 3: Do you ever see that movie Neighbors Too, when it's

571
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 3: like the sorority see the first one? Oh well, they

572
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 3: keep saying like their whole purpose in life is like

573
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 3: they're just like we want to We're sorority, but we

574
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 3: want to party. And I'm like, you could not have

575
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 3: a more lame cause or make me want to kill you.

576
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, to wait, Remy, you live with your grandmother?

577
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 3: Where did you live before you lived with your grandmother?

578
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 3: I had you've been to my old apartment? We did

579
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 3: that apartment was it was very nice. So what happened?

580
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,479
Speaker 3: It was near Union Square. I moved to Union Square

581
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 3: because I had just started my real estate job and

582
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 3: I was actually really good, Like in the beginning, I

583
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 3: was working like a lot. I did like sixt deals

584
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,399
Speaker 3: in my first ninety days, Like wow, yeah, I was

585
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 3: doing like good stuff. And I was like, I'm gonna

586
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 3: make a ton of money, and in the beginning I did,

587
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 3: and then I started doing stand up more and I

588
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 3: was just like, girl, I don't need to do this

589
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 3: if I can just live in somebody else's house and

590
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 3: like not spend so much.

591
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, you were like, I don't need to

592
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 1: have a real job if I just stay at somebody

593
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: else's place.

594
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 3: So I hold on, let me fix the sentence for you.

595
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,199
Speaker 4: I don't need to have a real job if I

596
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 4: can just freeload at someone else's true.

597
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 3: True, Yeah, I see how.

598
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 1: You threw that word in there, and thank you, thank

599
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: so you want a freeload so you can pursue comedy.

600
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I guess it's not that bad. Yeah, because

601
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 3: then it's like then it's like they're not there's no

602
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 3: reason that they have to pay my rent. And it's

603
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 3: like that place was ridiculous. How much of gross that

604
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 3: the place was twenty eight hundreds.

605
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: And it was a fucking studio, studio twenty four studio.

606
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was really cute. It was cute,

607
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 3: but not for twenty eight And it's and I don't

608
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 3: need a doorman, but like my dad, if he's like

609
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 3: gonna help me pay for an apartment. Wants me to

610
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 3: have a doorman? Why why does he want you to?

611
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 3: It's safer and I'm gonna get murdered.

612
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 2: Because she's a young white woman.

613
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: First of all, them security guards don't even be paying

614
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 1: no mind.

615
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 3: They'd be letting everybody. All they do is judge you

616
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 3: and be like, oh, Remy's back at five in the

617
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 3: morning again, m hm. They'd be falling asleep. They have

618
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,239
Speaker 3: a Spotify on. They don't care. The only thing that's

619
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 3: good about that is when a guy does follow you

620
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 3: home and you're like, you must go now, and then

621
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 3: they can't really muscle their way into your apartment. That's true.

622
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 4: If you can even make it to the door, girl,

623
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 4: you can. Yeah, I watched Lon order as V you

624
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 4: I know would be happening.

625
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 1: Uh So you cut yourself off because you.

626
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,959
Speaker 3: Were like, I could freeload, cut myself. I'm still on

627
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 3: the payroll. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just made

628
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 3: it lower. Do you have an allowance?

629
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Remy, what's your father's number so I could get

630
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: on the girl.

631
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 3: We're gonna have it on the show and it's Lee.

632
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: I think I want to have your dad come on

633
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: and talk about like Ski and surgery.

634
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 3: Yes, girl, I'm there.

635
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 4: And then maybe we'll find a woman who has had

636
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 4: botox and we'll have her like sitting next to him

637
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 4: on the couch.

638
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 2: Or or when an.

639
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: Arch doesn't have like facials and stuff, maybe we could

640
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: go get a facial at his spot.

641
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 3: Facials he does. He literally does mostly botox, and he

642
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 3: does like melanoma like spot like like if you get cancer,

643
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 3: like if.

644
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: We ain't got that, yeah, we ain't got that. Anything

645
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: can he do for us that we would want? Marie,

646
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,959
Speaker 1: I want you to be able to talk and then

647
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: you're for it not move it all everyone listening, We're

648
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: gonna do a meet up, first ever meet up.

649
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a joke.

650
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 4: And uh, I'm gonna get box and then when I

651
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 4: come out, well my forehead.

652
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 3: Yo, I just want it like near my mouth. I

653
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 3: want to know. Even let me get botox because he's like,

654
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 3: you don't need it yet. Yeah, but my skin is

655
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 3: way more wrinkly than yours. But you don't need it yet. Yeah,

656
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 3: your dad is ruthless. Oh you know what he did

657
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 3: do though? He so I got the Kylie Jenner lip

658
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 3: kits and like, you know how you're supposed to overline

659
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 3: your life, make him a little bigger or whatever. So

660
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 3: I was doing that and I thought it looked nice,

661
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 3: and he's like, I notice you're overlining your lips. Do

662
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 3: you want me to just give you some extra lips? Oh? Wait,

663
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 3: he does lips.

664
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: He does college, he does collegen. I feel like, yo,

665
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: I'm about to go there. I'm about to roll up

666
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: on Joel. Hey, Joe, Joel doctor K. So he said

667
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: he was. He offered you lips and you said no.

668
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: I said no, I'm proud of you, remy thank you.

669
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: You don't need that, You're You're beautiful the way you are.

670
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: But I mean, lend me your dad's number, please.

671
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 3: I thought about it, but no, I think he would

672
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 3: love you, guys, and you should definitely meet him.

673
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 4: We're gonna do an episode a show, a live show

674
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 4: where it's all people's dads, because we had that would

675
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 4: be hilarious. We've had a bunch of people here whose

676
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 4: dad's like we feel like we would really have.

677
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 1: With Oh my god, Claire Parker was here and her dad,

678
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: what's his name is it Jeff or something? He stay

679
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: He follows me on Twitter, so he like tries to

680
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: buy people drinks after the show, he comes to the show.

681
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 3: Wait because you did her first show? Yes, hot girls

682
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 3: will be there. I remember that he was there and

683
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 3: like by like loved you. Yeah, I was like, get out?

684
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 3: Where's okay?

685
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: So REMI, what's some of the things that you've like

686
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: you refuse to pay for?

687
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 2: Let's go, let's get into that. So you refuse to

688
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 2: pay rent?

689
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 3: Rent?

690
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 2: Okay? Are you paying for? Like do you pay for

691
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 2: dinner on dates?

692
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 3: Yes? Where renty?

693
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: I do mean what kind of man are you dating

694
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: right now? Because I feel like you'll be split sys

695
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: he are split seas a lot.

696
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 3: He'll take me to dinner when he can and when

697
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 3: he can. But is that once a month?

698
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 2: Remy, you are a kept woman.

699
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 3: You should not be. Yeah, I mean.

700
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: Technically, like it's not that you're like working to pay

701
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: rent and like keep the lights on like a poor per.

702
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 3: Okay, So you date a.

703
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 2: Dude who also is a freeloader.

704
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,479
Speaker 4: Yes, and how did you? That's why we get along.

705
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 4: I'm not I don't want to be with somebody like me.

706
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 3: You got to be it's actually, yeah, sometimes it's really

707
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 3: nice that we're the same.

708
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: And sometimes it's like, but are all the same because

709
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: your boyfriend does not give me socialite vibes at all.

710
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: Your boyfriend gives me eight miles Uh huh skater board vibes.

711
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 3: Tony skater vibe. I think socialite is more of like

712
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 3: a way of mind than like, I know, because here's

713
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 3: my thing. So my dad would have loved me to

714
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 3: grow up to be a socialite. He's like, I put

715
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 3: you in all these places. You went to fancy schools.

716
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 3: You can wear nice clothes whatever. I nobody can see me.

717
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 3: But I'm wearing all like pajama men's clothing because you

718
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 3: knew where you were coming. I don't really go to

719
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 3: the house. Yeah, but I don't put myself together that much.

720
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 3: Like I'm not who like the socialite? Hello? Making appearances?

721
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 3: And what kind of sweater is this? Whore's a sweater? Frow?

722
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 3: This is a Calvin Kolin sweater from my boyfriend that

723
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 3: he got for free from his job. Waits are pants

724
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 3: that he got for free from his boyfriend. You really

725
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 3: are your boyfriend should bear? Yeah, both are two freeloaders

726
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 3: in a pod. It's crazy. It's like a little Ponzi scheme.

727
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 3: I love it. I think it's hot.

728
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 2: I freaking like it. But also I follow you on Instagram.

729
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: I see when you put a look together for a

730
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: wedding I try, or wherever the hell you're going. I

731
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: feel like you you'll throw like a silk slip dress

732
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: or something.

733
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,719
Speaker 3: You travel a lot. Who is paying for these trips

734
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 3: and weddings that you go to.

735
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 2: Joel Sidney, you gotta get you a dad. They can

736
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 2: do both.

737
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 3: I don't even know who my dad is. One of

738
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 3: the honniest things that Sydney ever said to me. And

739
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 3: I said this to somebody the other day. She was like,

740
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 3: look how pretty I am. Imagine what I look like

741
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 3: if I had a dad. Oh my god, that's a fact.

742
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 3: You're a fucking he has a dad. Look at her.

743
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: I have a dad. Pay none of my bills, Like

744
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: the bank sent a letter come pick it up, that

745
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: it would be more helpful.

746
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 3: I mean, I say this as somebody who's not been

747
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 3: cut off, but I do think that it might be

748
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 3: more helpful to me if I were, because then like

749
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 3: there would be more of a fire under my ass.

750
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 3: But I see you. I see you out here.

751
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: You're you're working, you you do comedy almost every night.

752
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 4: But I understand what you mean, because yes, working is

753
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 4: one thing, but like if you had I had to

754
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 4: have to make it, like you know what I mean.

755
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 3: Like this is if I had to be a waitress

756
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 3: like you do and wait on fucking assholes or whatever,

757
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 3: I would Seriously, I already weigh in my mind every day,

758
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 3: like is comedy worth it? That would like, like you

759
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 3: know it's fucking worth it because you're busting your ass.

760
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you. I am unemployed right now.

761
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: Let those jobs go? Yes, those jobs laid I was

762
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: laid off one job, I let go of the other.

763
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 3: Gracy I left you. Yeah exactly. Yeah, that's the only

764
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 3: one that matters.

765
00:33:52,480 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: That is prestigious, right, you're right worldwide. But I also

766
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: know that job set me up because when I was

767
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: making a lot of money, I was frivolous.

768
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 2: I didn't even care. I was like, oh I made eight.

769
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: Hundred dollars last night. Fuck it, I'm I'm gonna ball out.

770
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: We're gonna go I don't know, to a restaurant and

771
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: buy a steak. Like that's the things that I was doing.

772
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: So it depends on like how much money you're making

773
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: will make you work harder, because if you're just getting

774
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: whatever you want, oh, yeah, you're definitely like, I don't

775
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: have to go to that show.

776
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 3: It's like that show last night. Listen.

777
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 4: I didn't even get paid last night. I got a

778
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 4: steak and was like, oh, I need to go to

779
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 4: my shop.

780
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 3: Is is this organic? I got the text message. I

781
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 3: was like, Marie ain't making it to that show. She

782
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 3: went anyway?

783
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,879
Speaker 1: I went after the steak was done digestic last night

784
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 1: and all the shows were like I got there and

785
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: there was nobody there. I was like, I guess they

786
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: canceled it or the whole thing. Yeah, it doesn't matter.

787
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 3: The steak was a better move. I had a much

788
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 3: better time.

789
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: So wait, you would get invited to these weddings? How

790
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 1: do you how do these partis? You gotta have money to.

791
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 3: Go to wed No? No, no, no, no here, let's let's

792
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 3: back up.

793
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,479
Speaker 4: You get invited to these weddings, how do you say

794
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 4: to your dad, I need money to go x X

795
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 4: country and you need outfit and shoes?

796
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 3: Ready you go?

797
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: Uh?

798
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 3: So outfit in shoes is a separate thing. That's what

799
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 3: we go to mommy for.

800
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 2: But you got a mom and a dad. O.

801
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 3: God, you are just too much for me. Get off.

802
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 3: You have a mom too, Ramona.

803
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,399
Speaker 1: If I called herman and be like, hey needs some

804
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 1: shoes for a wedding, she'd.

805
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 3: Be like ha ha. So here's my mom's thing is

806
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 3: she's always been like the opposite that she's like, go

807
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 3: get a job, do everything. So I was working a

808
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 3: lot of summers when I was younger. Oh, she's dead

809
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 3: to me, dead, mother's dead to me. Who was she?

810
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 3: What's her name? Robin whatever? Robin, Robin and Joel. But

811
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 3: they have completely different views. Joel's thinks if you got

812
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 3: a job, then like you're poor, like you should go

813
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,919
Speaker 3: out And I love Joel. Can we hang out?

814
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: I just want to freaking go out with If you're

815
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast and you have a job, you're poor.

816
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 3: Good, that's our new line. But like and then we

817
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 3: are new, Like you don't need to be working at

818
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 3: fourteen whatever, Like that's ridiculous. You was like, No, you're

819
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 3: gonna work. You're gonna be a nanny, you're gonna be

820
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 3: a desk girl, you're gonna be a camp counselor yeah,

821
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 3: all this shit. So I worked. I did like a

822
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 3: lot of job jobs under because of Robin Robin a job.

823
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 3: She is a school nurse, ah, okay, so Robin is

824
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:26,720
Speaker 3: out of the house.

825
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 4: Also, yes, meanwhile, you guys are like traveling to Australia

826
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 4: on Joel's dying.

827
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 3: Oh, Robin just started her job like five years ago

828
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 3: after she stopped rearing children officially.

829
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: So you said five years not enough. She's she just

830
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: got in. She's brand new.

831
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 3: She's good. She's sixty years old. She wasn't working the

832
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 3: majority of her life, is what I'm saying. But she

833
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 3: haven't got a lot of nerves. Yeah, she want to.

834
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,720
Speaker 1: Work now, but she wanted you to be She wanted

835
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: you guys to be well rounded.

836
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 3: She wanted to be real rounded people. So, like, if

837
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 3: I got something for my kia or whatever, most of

838
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 3: the girls in college would like, have somebody build it.

839
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 3: Robin would be like, get on your hands and knees,

840
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 3: fucking build that desk, and so I would build it

841
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 3: for like eight hours.

842
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: So Robie, I like putting together furniture too. Now I

843
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: find it soon, I don't know.

844
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 3: So if I come to Rabbit and I ask for

845
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 3: a dress or whatever, She'll be like split it with me,

846
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 3: or like split Robin. What? But go to her and

847
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 3: I'm depressed, which is something I suffer from clinically grow

848
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 3: me too, but I can't afford it.

849
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 2: You gotta get the pills from Robins.

850
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then she'll be like, well, where are you

851
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 3: going and why are you depressed? And you also a

852
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 3: dress like a homeless person. I don't want my daughter. Look,

853
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 3: I'm a homeless person. Let's go to Sack take care

854
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 3: of this outfit for you. Yeah.

855
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 4: Oh, I wish I could say to my mom I

856
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 4: was depressed. My mom would be like deep less what

857
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 4: that's how she talks and she's really loud, and she'd

858
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 4: be like, uh, take a nap, drink some water, go

859
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:55,720
Speaker 4: out and do something.

860
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's I mean, it's definitely not

861
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 3: that good for me, because that's just what I refer

862
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 3: to every time I need something. It can't last forever.

863
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, you're twenty seven. You got until thirty.

864
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: When you thirty, hit, Yo, you're gonna lose everything. You're

865
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: gonna lose your friends, your family's gonna be like exile you,

866
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: and like, yo, you're a bump.

867
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 3: Oh, you're getting really concerned already. He's like, you need

868
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 3: to find some fue.

869
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: Well, that's why you need to bring our black asses

870
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: around and Joe will be like, look as you found

871
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: some nice brown girls in your life, You're you're gonna

872
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 1: be destined for success.

873
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 2: Now what's gonna happen is Robin's gonna be like, oh,

874
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 2: this is who you brought to the house.

875
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 4: Now, Joe's gonna be like, if you have black friends,

876
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 4: you're poor, yes, because you're putting stuff in my purse.

877
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 4: And Joe's gonna be like, somebody took all the soap

878
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Speaker 4: from the bathroom.

879
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna be like in the in the pantry

880
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 3: like you're gonna eat this bread?

881
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 1: You eat this?

882
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 2: Holla, You're gonna this Shallah bread.

883
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 3: You don't want this Shalla bread.

884
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: That's not how you say that city, it's Alla bread.

885
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 3: It's so I know.

886
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 5: I'm gonna.

887
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 1: Can you invite us to the house though, like you

888
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: Sydney No, We're you know we're about to go, can't.

889
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a Sydney Washington castlemeo yo, I'll throw

890
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 1: nothing on. I'll come in my birthday suit like hey, fam,

891
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 1: with arrows over my face, just to be like this

892
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: is where I feel like, this is where I get it,

893
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 1: feel it up, to fill it up.

894
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 3: You know he would honestly just be like, you're so beautiful,

895
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 3: you don't need anything.

896
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 2: Okay, well we'll see that when we get there to

897
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 2: the office.

898
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 3: I think that you guys would be great friends, to

899
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 3: be fair.

900
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 4: Wait, can we can we talk about this is how

901
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 4: you ask your father for money for this wedding.

902
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,720
Speaker 1: I'll be I'll be your I'm going to a wedding

903
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: in Tuscany. You went to so many weddings this summer

904
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: that I was like, who.

905
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 3: Are these friends? One of them was a family wedding,

906
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 3: Like we all went, just like my childhood friend who

907
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 3: we've been like family friends with for a while, my sister,

908
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 3: my parents, we all and this was the most spectacular

909
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 3: wedding I've ever seen, probably will ever go to. Like

910
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 3: where was famous people? Sardinia? I don't even know what.

911
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 3: I didn't either. It's a little island off of Italy,

912
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 3: Like you have to fly through Milan to get there.

913
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 3: It was nuts and it was famous people there. There

914
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 3: was like the guy who like plays piano for Adele

915
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 3: on tour? Was there someone like you? A girl who

916
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 3: sang like Hillary's campaign song? Was there? I don't know

917
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 3: who that is? Yeah, this is my fight song t

918
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 3: bag Man that song. She was like, you definitely make

919
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 3: fun of it. No, I thought that was smart. But yeah,

920
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 3: So what was the what was the food at this wedding?

921
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, everything you were literally everything.

922
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 3: But what was like? What was like the dinner? It

923
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 3: was dinner. There was three different nights, there was the

924
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 3: wedding was three nights. I don't have three outfits and

925
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 3: have people come to an island that you have to

926
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,919
Speaker 3: fly through Milan too, and then not have them stay

927
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 3: for a few days.

928
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 2: Right, Remy, what did you wear to this wedding?

929
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 3: What? What does the show? Is your looks? Because we're

930
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:07,720
Speaker 3: definitely gonna post it on the gram.

931
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: You're gonna post your looks for these weddings and shout out.

932
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 3: We're gonna tag Joel. We're gonna tag joke. I think

933
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 3: dad Joel on Instagram just so I can tag him

934
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 3: and Remy, you're not our freeloading expert.

935
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: You're our daddy's little girl expert. You really are the

936
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: sadies little girl. Let's redo the intro right right now.

937
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: Our guest today is a comedian who performs all over

938
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 1: the city.

939
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 2: She got She's got a great dad.

940
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 4: And an awesome show in the city and a podcast

941
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 4: that we'll talk about in a little bit. Uh her,

942
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 4: she's our daddy's little girl expert.

943
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 3: It's for me, casmir my dad. Ye see, I feel

944
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 3: like that feels better too. Yeah.

945
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: I mean you still are a freeloader. But yeah, is

946
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: your dad at work right now? Yeah?

947
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 3: Can you just call? I just want to hear what

948
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,320
Speaker 3: he sounds like?

949
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: Can you get him one, like, Hey, Dad, I'm on

950
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: a podcast and they just want to hear your voice.

951
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 3: Is that okay? They've never heard you to like the

952
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 3: office though. This is this is how I call the office. Okay,

953
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,879
Speaker 3: hold on, go ahead and call it. I'll speak Hi,

954
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 3: it's Remy. Can I talk to him for a second?

955
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 3: Thank you?

956
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:12,959
Speaker 1: Sure?

957
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 3: Hold time? Shut up. He's listening to some nice oldies today.

958
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 2: Is that the hold music? Yeah, job, put it on

959
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 2: the headphone.

960
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 3: Yeah. I hope he picks or she'll come back. He'll

961
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 3: call you back in a minute. That's the whole music.

962
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:34,879
Speaker 1: Yo.

963
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 3: I want a secretary so bad just to pick up

964
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 3: the phone. You got to get a damn job you want.

965
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 3: Welcome to Sydney Washington's office.

966
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 6: Doctor Washington's Hello, Hello, Daddy, you are live on the

967
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 6: air right now.

968
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 3: I'm doing a podcast and I am The podcast is

969
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 3: called the Unofficial Expert, and I'm their daddy's little girl expert.

970
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 3: So say hello, hello everyone.

971
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: Hey Joel, Oh my gosh, I can't wait to meet you.

972
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 3: This is Sydney and Marie Joel. We've heard so much

973
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 3: about you.

974
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 5: Thank you.

975
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 3: Sidney's Sydney with the Sydney with ease. It's too easy,

976
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 3: but I'll put that. I'll thought y on there for you.

977
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: Joel, I got it, Joel, can you tell us what

978
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:34,720
Speaker 1: the latest trend in uh facial work is right now?

979
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,959
Speaker 5: Wow? There's a lot of things. There's not just one.

980
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 5: There are new fillers that replace all of the collagen

981
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 5: and fact that you lose when you age.

982
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:52,439
Speaker 3: Oh that's what I need, No bigger, bigger.

983
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 5: And better fillers. There are things that stimulate the cells

984
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,320
Speaker 5: in your skin called fiber blants to produce more collagen,

985
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 5: to produce more you last, and so your face doesn't

986
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 5: say it down to your.

987
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 3: Knees, my knees, Joel. They're both blacks.

988
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, Joe, I'm a black Woman's sad we

989
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: are black women. But Joel, I like to come through

990
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: and you know, test some stuff out.

991
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 3: Do you have testers over there? I told them you

992
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 3: don't even let me get botox and their skins more

993
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 3: perfect than mine.

994
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 5: No, there's a time for photox.

995
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: You didn't need it yet, That's what I say said,

996
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: there's a time you didn't need to get it.

997
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 5: You know, everybody's had it. My mother gets it, my

998
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 5: wife gets it. Uh, my brother gets it.

999
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 3: Your brother get it. Do you do everybody's botox? Of course?

1000
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all get it. Joel, Are you interested in

1001
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: adopting two black women? We we would like to be

1002
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 1: in the family.

1003
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:53,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, late twenties Vea, Yeah, Wave, it's just Serena and Serena.

1004
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 2: It's two venus babies them and let's see.

1005
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 5: And to see what imperfections they have, but I'm sure they.

1006
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: I love you, Joelia, amazing, Thank you so much, so

1007
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: nice talking to you.

1008
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 3: Bye bye.

1009
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: Did you see that listeners we were alive with Someone's

1010
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: dad podcast?

1011
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 3: Does that?

1012
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: We're the only nobody nobody that was so good?

1013
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

1014
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like I'm in the family right now.

1015
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: Can we go to dinner with your dad?

1016
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 3: Of course? Obviously he's paying.

1017
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 2: How often did your dad come into the city.

1018
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 3: He lives in the city. He lives in the city

1019
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 3: where I'm a.

1020
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,760
Speaker 2: Priest, right right, right, right, right, oh, my god.

1021
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: Remy, I feel like we're in the family right now.

1022
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: But this I'm blown away.

1023
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 3: I want to I want to come over.

1024
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: I want to go eat pork chop or lamb shop

1025
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 1: with that green jelly.

1026
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 3: Yes, can we do that?

1027
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: And have asperagus asparagus with like olive oil and you

1028
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: like pink malaye sea salt o.

1029
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 3: It's probably not. You guys eat much more fancy than

1030
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 3: I ever. What's like, what's a normal day in the life.

1031
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 3: What are you eating for like lunch, chips, tacos? Literally

1032
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,280
Speaker 3: yesterday I had and this is granola that you found

1033
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,240
Speaker 3: in your bag? No, yeah, I'm disgusted. I'm like trash.

1034
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 3: Months my boyfriend bought spicy doritos and queso and so

1035
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 3: I was eating that and then I fell asleep for

1036
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 3: a little napsky woke myself up with a fart. I

1037
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 3: was like, I need to change.

1038
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: My way, Yo, that's ridiculous.

1039
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 3: What kind of life are you living? Like the most

1040
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,439
Speaker 3: slovenly person. It's so bad.

1041
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,919
Speaker 2: So if and when you have kids, maybe with this guy.

1042
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: Maybe not what are you doing?

1043
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 3: Or did you already have a kid? Kidding?

1044
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,280
Speaker 2: No, My question is how are you gonna raise your kids?

1045
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:05,879
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1046
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 2: Are you gonna be like Rabbin, You're gonna be like Joel?

1047
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: I think first of all, you got to drop your

1048
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,240
Speaker 1: man if you ever want to have a Joel so well, okay, true.

1049
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 3: Here's the thing is, like, is it potential? Could it

1050
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 3: be possible that I could be the Joel in my life?

1051
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 3: I see it. I see it. You're very talented, well

1052
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,439
Speaker 3: enough in comedy and like produce enough ship like there's

1053
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 3: people that make money, and then I could have like

1054
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 3: little not saying that Ben's wifey, but like he does

1055
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 3: cook and clean for us, and Ben be clean, oh

1056
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 3: my god. Yeah.

1057
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: I feel like he cleans with a dirty dish rage.

1058
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,479
Speaker 3: I feel like it sponge and looks great. I feel

1059
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 3: like water's not hot, yeah at all, very lukewarm.

1060
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 1: I feel like Ben just blows on things to clean. Yeah,

1061
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 1: he just blows the crumbs away and he's like, oh

1062
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:52,919
Speaker 1: that looks clean.

1063
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm I'm that way.

1064
00:47:55,920 --> 00:48:01,240
Speaker 1: I feel like Ben has like generic CV dish washing soap.

1065
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,439
Speaker 3: I don't know if he's like cleaning with the good stuff.

1066
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: I feel like Ben washes his dishes with the same

1067
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: soap he washes his ball.

1068
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 3: Yes, no use, so we use in the in the

1069
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,720
Speaker 3: shower because somebody else brought, like one of his roommate's

1070
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 3: bought body soap. So that's what.

1071
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: Everybody in the film in the apartment is using the city.

1072
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 3: It's like, y'all got to do better. I can't. I

1073
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 3: don't even want to go over there. I'll use my

1074
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 3: my colored hair shampoo and conditioner, and I'm like, I

1075
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 3: know I didn't use all this. You guys don't have it.

1076
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 3: And it's expensive too. It's not cheap. It's a little shit.

1077
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 3: Everything where they live is really cheap. That's what did

1078
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 3: uice about it? What's your uh? It's panteen? Wait you

1079
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 3: your father is Joel? Why using panting? Step up from

1080
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 3: suave natural stairs. I feel like I don't have that

1081
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 3: high have a standard of living, and I just need

1082
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 3: to like have enough.

1083
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 4: I feel like, as soon as you turn like thirty,

1084
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 4: I'm gonna need a lot.

1085
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 2: You're just know your mind is just gonna shift.

1086
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna that it shifts next year. That's what I

1087
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: want to don't.

1088
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 3: Want you to do better. The only one who thinks

1089
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 3: that I'm doing fine.

1090
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 2: No, I think you're doing fine, but you should be

1091
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,320
Speaker 2: doing more than fine.

1092
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 1: You're right for a twenty seven year old white woman,

1093
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: You're doing terrible.

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Speaker 3: You're real bad. Remy girl, you danger.

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00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: I know.

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00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 3: As much as Joel loves me, he always reminds me.

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00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,320
Speaker 3: He's like, you're gonna be thirty soon. Like I love

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00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 3: your dad.

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00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 4: Oh man, this makes me want to have a dad

1100
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,320
Speaker 4: so bad.

1101
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 2: Yes, you're gonna call it no be like, oh my god.

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00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: Oh oh speaking of dads right now.

1103
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 3: But oh my goodness. What is some ways that people

1104
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 3: living in New York can save money?

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00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 1: Like?

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00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 2: What are your ways that you like save money in

1107
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 2: the city.

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00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 3: For lunch? Should Yeah? No, eat Dorito's for lunch? Uh?

1109
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 3: Live in someone else's house. Uh, don't like. I feel

1110
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 3: like we already know that people do. Yeah, I don't know.

1111
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 3: I don't think. I'm like, do you mil prep? Do

1112
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 3: you like also eats and cheese? Yeah? Like breakfast sometimes

1113
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 3: is like a dollar if you go to Dunkin Donuts

1114
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 3: and eat one donut? You know.

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00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm so I want to do a prayer circle for you,

1116
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: right now on the prayer list for sure.

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00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 3: I'm going to Hillsong on Sunday and pay for transportation,

1118
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 3: but I do have to pay for gas. Your brother

1119
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 3: drives you around? No, he has just just has a

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00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 3: car and that you use. What kind of car is it?

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00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,919
Speaker 3: It's like an old passat like two thousand plus plus.

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00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 1: Joel's kids are driving around in a plus sat. Doesn't

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00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: sound like a cancer mere car.

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00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 3: No, it's a you have to meet Robin like we

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00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 3: also like, are we have like a very old We

1126
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 3: had a really really old Volvo they were willing to

1127
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 3: give away until like there's literal rats living in it.

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00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 3: My parents are also a bit horrible.

1129
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: Okay, So are you saying the Upper east Side apartment

1130
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: is looking crazy over there?

1131
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,240
Speaker 3: Yeah? My mom always says it looks like we started

1132
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 3: renovating and then ran out of money.

1133
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: Just because we can't wait a minute. It's not finished.

1134
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 1: It's a work in progress.

1135
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 3: No, there's one.

1136
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: Your apartment is a work in progress. I can't how

1137
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: many rooms y'all got though.

1138
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 3: It's a classic six, which means you have six rooms

1139
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 3: in New York City, not bedrooms. But yeah, okay, I

1140
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 3: got mad gas. I got mad gas. I was like

1141
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 3: six beds. No, so six rooms, okay, so master bedroom, master,

1142
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:42,479
Speaker 3: a regular bedroom. Den. I knew you had a din.

1143
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 3: I knew she had a din, dining room, a fouryer,

1144
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 3: and a kitchen.

1145
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: You have a living room and a dining room and

1146
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,320
Speaker 1: a din. That sound like people could sleep in those rooms.

1147
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 3: Oh they When Sandy happened, we had people living in

1148
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,720
Speaker 3: the den and in the living room. That was crazy

1149
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 3: before they got their apartment. Here one live in the

1150
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 3: maid's room. Yes, that's the thing. Nobody, there's no maid ever.

1151
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 3: I like, you still live in the maid's room. But

1152
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 3: that's what the setup is. And then how many square

1153
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,240
Speaker 3: feet is this building?

1154
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 2: I just want to know, like your apartment do you know?

1155
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1156
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 2: It sounds like three thousand square feet.

1157
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 3: It sounds like a lot. It sounds like a giant.

1158
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 3: That's the thing I'm not great with real estate is

1159
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 3: I can't like remy.

1160
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 2: You're estate once a month and you don't know how.

1161
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 3: To do scool. I'm good at it, Okay, I swear,

1162
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 3: I swear. I like I made thirty k last year

1163
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 3: from working once in the real estate. Yeah, so you

1164
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 3: hear that room to me? Are you also dating apartments.

1165
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 3: Are they trickle off clients from drol who have a

1166
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 3: lot of spend.

1167
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 4: A look at dad just coming in live do a

1168
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 4: good job?

1169
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 3: Also? Yes?

1170
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 1: Okay, so here's my next question for you is, how

1171
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: do like, if somebody's listening as it is right now, like, well,

1172
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: how can I like strengthen my relationship with my dad

1173
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: so I could be on the remy level?

1174
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 2: What would you say? Like, do you talk to your

1175
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 2: dad often?

1176
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 3: I talked to him way more than I would.

1177
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: She just called him on the podcast, so absolutely, she

1178
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 1: calls him during business out.

1179
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 3: Jewish parents are very in your life, especially when you're

1180
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 3: nearing thirty and unmarried. Like they really they really talk

1181
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 3: to me a lot because they want to be like,

1182
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 3: who do you crazy? But I'm like, oh, your friends

1183
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 3: think it's chic.

1184
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: You're a social life, that's what it is. No, I

1185
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 1: wish I was a social remy.

1186
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm not invited to like the parties that

1187
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 3: I should be, do you know what I mean? Like

1188
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 3: my sister's the one doing that ship all right. My

1189
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 3: dad's always been like why do you have like the

1190
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 3: poorest friends possible? And I've just maybe.

1191
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: That's like but okay, but when you're on your Instagram,

1192
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: on your Instagram, remy, it's like you're living, like you're,

1193
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 1: like Marie would say, thriving, Like can you You perfectly

1194
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 1: plays photos of things that you're doing, I guess, and

1195
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: it looks like you're living in life that you're at

1196
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: the party. Yeah, you're in Sardinia or sardines or whatever

1197
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,879
Speaker 1: it's called ends and the cons are canes or.

1198
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,280
Speaker 3: Whatever it's called. Post things that were not necessarily today,

1199
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 3: not necessarily this. Oh yeah, you definitely got to hold

1200
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 3: it off. You got a hold hold on. I'm saying

1201
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:23,760
Speaker 3: like that shit like the other a joke on Facebook

1202
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 3: about like how the difference between your tag photos and

1203
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,720
Speaker 3: the photos you posted how you are and the difference

1204
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 3: between mine. All of my tag photos are like show

1205
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 3: posters and grunge and blah blah blah blah. And then

1206
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:38,720
Speaker 3: like my Instagram looks like all white and pastels and yeah,

1207
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,720
Speaker 3: I'm looking at I'm looking for your Instagram. Right, I'm fake.

1208
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 3: You're not fake.

1209
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 1: Only your nose is fake. Come on, it's not even

1210
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,359
Speaker 1: fake anymore. You've had it for you know, many years,

1211
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:49,720
Speaker 1: so it's it's yours forever.

1212
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 3: It's the way that like somebody becomes a New Yorker

1213
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 3: after ten years, Like Remmy, I'm looking at these photos

1214
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 3: and it looks like you are just living your best life.

1215
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 1: Yes, I feel like that's you and your sister are

1216
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: with a man wearing a leather jacket draped on his

1217
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: shoulders at Grey Gargans.

1218
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 2: Let's se where great gardens in Manhattan.

1219
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,800
Speaker 3: Picture here you are pushing your grandma.

1220
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: Yo. I cannot Remy, you so disrespectful. Remy, what is

1221
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: your Instagram name? For people who are listening, just so

1222
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: they can look at this wall.

1223
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 3: Where they need to follow you? R E M Y

1224
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 3: K A S S I M. I are beautiful.

1225
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 4: Now before we go, I just want to Sydney, how

1226
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 4: do we want to wrap this up? I want to

1227
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 4: what's your plans?

1228
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 3: Like?

1229
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: What are you going to do to move out of

1230
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 1: this daddy's little girl's free loading lifestyle?

1231
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:45,240
Speaker 3: So my mom and I have been discussing cutting me off,

1232
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 3: but they didn't got your brother off, Yeah, but he

1233
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,760
Speaker 3: didn't they kind of We don't talk to him anymore.

1234
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 3: You have another brother? Are you the baby? No? I'm

1235
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 3: the third there's my sister. But Charlotte works and stuff

1236
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 3: and her name is Charlotte.

1237
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:04,840
Speaker 1: You say that's that's a good Charlotte, Like yeah, yeah, no,

1238
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 1: but before you even get cut off, what are your plans?

1239
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 1: So they don't cut you off, you gotta move before

1240
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: they move. Okay, So just like that exactly.

1241
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,720
Speaker 3: So I told my mom. I was like, my plan

1242
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 3: is like to keep grinding at this this stand up

1243
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:25,800
Speaker 3: thing and then what you say, podcast? Okay? What?

1244
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: What?

1245
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,359
Speaker 3: Okay? I no, So my plan is I'm gonna get

1246
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 3: fucking famous and like really quick, Okay, you sound like

1247
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 3: Paris Hilton. Tell me what's real tangible goals? This is

1248
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 3: real tangible things. And I'm gonna use sex like Paris

1249
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 3: Hilton too, except for not in a raunchy way, in

1250
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 3: a way that's going to help people. My new podcast

1251
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 3: called how Come, and I think it's gonna be really

1252
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 3: successful and I hope it will bring me success as

1253
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 3: your podcast has. And then get booked all across the

1254
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 3: country and and show them how famous I am, and

1255
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 3: then just like get better at stand up and maybe

1256
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 3: get a Netflix special and maybe like produces, they.

1257
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 1: Handed them things out, so you definitely you can definitely.

1258
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 3: Get you one of those is once they believe Joel's

1259
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 3: a lot about like pomp and circumstance and like what

1260
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 3: things appear on the outside, So like if it looks

1261
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 3: like it's going one cool thing, he'll believe that it's cool.

1262
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 3: And the fact that other people believe it. Like Insardinia,

1263
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 3: all these people at the wedding thought I was cool

1264
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 3: as fuck for doing stand up and they're I mean,

1265
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 3: you are well, but but then.

1266
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 1: They need to go to a dusty bar show and

1267
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: they'd be like, oh that awful.

1268
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, dropping them off in some of the neighborhoods we

1269
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 3: have to go to.

1270
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 1: Like, so your goal is to you want to do

1271
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: stand up, So you want to do stand up, like

1272
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: all the way through, Like you don't want to act.

1273
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 3: You don't want to. I think you should act.

1274
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: I mean I've done some stuff with you, and I

1275
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: feel like you're really and you're good at directing and

1276
00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: you're a good writer.

1277
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 2: Thank you girl, you.

1278
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 3: Got the mum.

1279
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 4: I will say eggs in the bucket, but I don't

1280
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 4: think that's the same, but it could be thank you

1281
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 4: so much, you know, I mean, yeah, you found some

1282
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 4: eggs in the bucket after after easter, yes, and just

1283
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 4: don't let those eggs rop. Okay, so before we go,

1284
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 4: let's let our listeners know where they can catch you.

1285
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 4: How often your show is. Chat a little bit about

1286
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 4: when your podcast is going to be out.

1287
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 3: Talk to them so you can catch all of my shows.

1288
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 3: Follow the Our Famous Friends Instagram because we have a

1289
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 3: brunch show at the stand on Sundays. We also have

1290
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 3: a free show on Tuesdays at three of Cups and

1291
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,919
Speaker 3: then a monthly show at the standing room called Gossip Girls.

1292
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 3: But all the informations on the Instagram all the time,

1293
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 3: and it's our famous friends, and you always have famous people,

1294
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 3: famous friends like Sydney and Marie. Thank you for one

1295
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 3: of the first people on my show because we're I

1296
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 3: felt so blessed. I don't really remember when I poached

1297
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 3: you as my family's friends. You guys are so famous,

1298
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:57,439
Speaker 3: Please do my show. Your aunt came like how's she doing?

1299
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 3: She's great, She's great, she's still rich. Yeah, she got botox.

1300
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 3: She's got botox from Joel uh And then the how

1301
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 3: Come podcast? How like how do I do this? And

1302
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 3: come see um podcast on Instagram? And I told you

1303
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 3: guys that we're just recording a bunch of episodes before

1304
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 3: we post. But we do a live stream of those episodes.

1305
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 3: So if people are impatient and you want to like

1306
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 3: write in and like ask us questions, like, Remy, you

1307
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 3: really don't come? Yes, that's what the how the podcast

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Speaker 3: about how you've never come? I've never come? Yeah? And

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Speaker 3: then you find other people who haven't come either, or

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Speaker 3: people who like mostly do and like their like first

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Speaker 3: time stories and like the first time stories are so

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Speaker 3: different for every single person. It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm I have to talk to you, guys.

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Speaker 1: I just got a flashback on you know, all right,

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Speaker 1: you need some water? You need some water or I

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Speaker 1: think you need a little mouth splash or twig.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a little just a little splash. I have so

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Speaker 3: many questions.

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Speaker 1: So how come? How w c um? Name of the

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Speaker 1: podcast and it's going to be launching win uh probably

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Speaker 1: in late October.

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Speaker 3: Beautiful Okay, beautiful great.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll be on that on that podcast on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you should do it next week or the week after. Okay, Remy,

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Speaker 3: one more time, say your Instagram Remy casimir R E

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Speaker 3: M Y K A S S I M I R

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Speaker 3: freaking love Remy. This was great. I can't wait to

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Speaker 3: meet Joel. Should I look at my calendar now my

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Speaker 3: birthday is Saturday, and he asked me if I want

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Speaker 3: to do anything, so like maybe.

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Speaker 2: We should all like don't have.

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Speaker 3: Also, happy birthday, Happy birdays.

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Speaker 1: As always, you can catch us on Unofficial Expert that's

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Speaker 1: the I G page, and then on Facebook.

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Speaker 3: Also the Unofficial Expert. Yes we gotta Facebook.

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Speaker 2: Ye see that we're on the up and up. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're like almost.

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Speaker 3: Famous side with Joe. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: And then my Instagram is rezy r e e e

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Speaker 1: z y and mine's is just said b w j

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Speaker 1: U s T s y d b W. So make

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Speaker 1: sure you like, comment, subscribe, rate, follow remy, follow us.

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Speaker 4: If you see us on the street, come say hell,

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Speaker 4: say hello. Oh people shout out to Isabelle, who I

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Speaker 4: saw the other day. She was at a show. We

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Speaker 4: met somebody at Afro Afro Punk. We've been meeting people,

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Speaker 4: so please hug us. What was that black dude's name?

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Speaker 4: I didn't even know black dudes listen to Marcus. I

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Speaker 4: think I think his name is Marcus.

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Speaker 3: That's yeah, I mean we just I thought it was

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Speaker 3: just black people who listened.

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Speaker 4: And then a bunch of white women have been approaching us,

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Speaker 4: so I'm like, well, I guess that's who's listening.

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Speaker 3: And then a black dude came up and I was

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Speaker 3: like you, it was great.

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Speaker 1: Please hugg us, kiss us, and shout out to Comedy Hype.

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Speaker 1: You can get all your comedy news from them. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Bye By