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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two lives live, bad boyfriends.

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Speaker 2: And even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 1: They thought they could get away with that, but they're

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Speaker 1: about to get busted in relationships. They say, absence makes

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Speaker 1: the heart grow fonder, but absynthe makes the body go.

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Speaker 3: Wander yea to other people.

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Speaker 1: That's why Absinthe is the official sponsor of Busted. The

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Speaker 1: listeners tell us short stories about how they caught their.

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Speaker 3: Partners getting hairy with that green little fairy.

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Speaker 4: We all really should have paid attention to the second

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Speaker 4: half of that quote.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got some listeners ready to share their stories.

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Speaker 1: Gonna start with Brittany, tell us how you busted your

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Speaker 1: significant other?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I think this is a great one.

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Speaker 4: I you think it's great.

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 5: Now? I do?

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Speaker 6: Okay.

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Speaker 2: So I was at work. I got a call from

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Speaker 2: my boyfriend friend. Okay, yeah, He's like, I got in

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Speaker 2: a car accident.

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Speaker 4: Jeff, and you hung up on him.

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Speaker 2: He told me he was okay, but he mentioned he

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Speaker 2: was at a traffic light, and he kept insisting that

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Speaker 2: it wasn't his fault.

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Speaker 6: Okay, okay, I think everybody does that.

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Speaker 4: By the way, I'm always like that was me.

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Speaker 2: I actually got rear ended once at a light too,

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Speaker 2: so I knew, and I told him. I was like, well,

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Speaker 2: you can just request the footage from the traffic camera

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Speaker 2: to prove it.

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Speaker 4: Where is something good to have a smart girlfriend?

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Speaker 2: So then all of a sudden he's like, no, no,

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Speaker 2: it's okay, Like he was saying he'd just rather pay

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Speaker 2: and deal with it, like he didn't want to do

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Speaker 2: all that.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's too much work. It would be what.

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Speaker 2: Like I knew he couldn't really afford all that, So

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Speaker 2: I was trying to be help fault, so I requested

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Speaker 2: the footage for him.

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Speaker 6: Him, Oh, that's nice, what a nice girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: That's when I see his car. We're ending a different

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Speaker 2: car because he was distracted by a blonde in the

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Speaker 2: passenger seat who was all over him.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't his fault though.

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Speaker 2: Definitely you must be a mind reader, because when I

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Speaker 2: played the footage for him, that's exactly what he.

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Speaker 6: Said, I don't do it was hurtful.

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Speaker 2: I told you it wasn't my faulty.

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Speaker 3: Man, that's a good point.

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Speaker 6: I feel like all girlfriends should request some light.

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Speaker 4: Request every light ever, to be safe.

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Speaker 3: Let's keep going.

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Speaker 1: We're moving on to Ryan, tell us how you busted

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Speaker 1: jer significant other.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: So a few years ago, I was trying to plan

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Speaker 7: a surprise party for my girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: God, we have heard so many surprise parties.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, don't I don't think surprises are good.

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Speaker 7: Well I definitely was the one in for the surprise.

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Speaker 7: So I like, obviously a surprise party, you wanted many

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Speaker 7: people there as possible.

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Speaker 2: Like speak it special.

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Speaker 7: But when it comes to her friends, she's got like

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Speaker 7: her girlfriends, her college friends, or like, there's just so

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Speaker 7: many different friend groups.

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Speaker 1: Girls are so weird like that they'll get along with everybody. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: girls have some standards, cut some people out of your life.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: So I start like going through her Instagram following. I

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Speaker 7: know that might be a little weird, but.

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Speaker 4: I invite people I could see that, like, because you

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Speaker 4: want to make sure that you get everybody.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, So I start looking at like people who I

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Speaker 7: see who I'm like, Oh, they're familiar, I've seen them before,

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Speaker 7: or like the names are familiar she talked about them before.

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Speaker 3: Okay, there's a lot of work, but good for you.

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Speaker 7: So yeah, so a message asking like, hey, how do

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Speaker 7: you know what's your relationship or whatever? But it led

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Speaker 7: to like, not one, but two guys replying, Hey, I'm

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Speaker 7: actually her boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Oh you yourself.

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Speaker 4: Only dude, I mean you're a thoughtful You're the most

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Speaker 4: thoughtful boyfriend.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well I did invite them. I wanted to make

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Speaker 7: a scene, so all three of us were there.

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Speaker 4: That is so petty, and.

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Speaker 3: That's arm It's a giant birthday surprise for yet.

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Speaker 4: I bet she was surprised one of them still with

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Speaker 4: her though.

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Speaker 3: And finally we've got time for one more. Let's go

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Speaker 3: to Sheila. Tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 5: I was dating a guy who was always wanting to

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Speaker 5: come over to my place, and I rarely ever went

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Speaker 5: to his place, and it just felt like something was off.

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Speaker 4: You know, that wasn't just nice because his place was gross. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of the times, guys like

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Speaker 1: going over to the women's places because they're really like

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Speaker 1: tidy and organized and it's and we don't have to

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Speaker 1: clean our own places.

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Speaker 4: Why do I feel like Jeff would actually be cleaner

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Speaker 4: than any of the women?

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Speaker 6: Jeff, Total, you come home, you press your sheets. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'm with you.

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Speaker 3: You're for a really horrible surprise when you come over. Okay,

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Speaker 3: and I get that.

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Speaker 5: But I just felt like something was off. So I

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Speaker 5: recruited my best friend to help me investigate. And she

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Speaker 5: was someone he hadn't met, so he didn't know who

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Speaker 5: she was. So I had her dress up as a

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Speaker 5: pizza delivery person and so like randomly to his house.

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Speaker 5: She was like, oh, sorry, like the neighbor put down

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Speaker 5: the wrong address just.

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Speaker 3: To check in on him.

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Speaker 4: I see who answers the door?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, So I had her do it three different times.

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Speaker 6: Just to be sure she's a good friend.

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Speaker 2: Twice he was.

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Speaker 5: Alone, but the third time a woman answered the door

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Speaker 5: and it was his wife.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow. Yeah, so at least I got my answer.

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Speaker 4: Did they get free pizza?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she left the pizza because we had to pretend

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Speaker 5: it was real.

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Speaker 2: So it's true.

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Speaker 6: Actually, that probably deserves it, though she needs that. She's

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Speaker 6: like my lucky day.

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