WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Don't Sugar Coat It

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jewels. Second dto dates, they say that tragedy can

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<v Speaker 1>bring people together, and today's second date update the people

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<v Speaker 1>met each other in the most horrific way possible. They

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<v Speaker 1>both had broken iPhones. I know, the humanity are you

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to do when your iPhone breaks and you have

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<v Speaker 1>no other option than to actually speak to a live

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<v Speaker 1>person and look them in the eye and have a

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<v Speaker 1>conversation that isn't text message and doesn't contain emojis. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never read an email that was scarier than the one

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<v Speaker 1>that we got for today's second date update. But apparently

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<v Speaker 1>that's how Eric met the girl that he wants to

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<v Speaker 1>call today. They met each other while they were getting

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<v Speaker 1>their iPhones fixed. Wow, Eric, please tell me the iPhone

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<v Speaker 1>is okay before we get on with this. The iPhone

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<v Speaker 1>is good. On the other hand, I don't know, Thank god,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a saga for the decade. So your email

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<v Speaker 1>said you met her while you guys are getting your

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<v Speaker 1>iPhones fixed. How'd that happened? Yeah? I was just sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there and get my iPhone fixed, waiting, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a long wait. And then came this girl and she

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty cute and what's her name Tony, Tony okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And did she immediately sit down next to you or

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<v Speaker 1>how did you approach her? She left the seat open

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<v Speaker 1>in between us, down the seat away from you. Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to get too close, so I was already there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet It is kind of weird when you sit directly

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<v Speaker 1>next to somebody when there's lots of chairs available. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to do that just because I like the

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<v Speaker 1>awkwardness of it. But yeah, how did you strike up

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation? I started the conversation with pretty cheesy, but

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, so you have an iPhone? Huh me too?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow? O cool? Oh wow? What's the coincidence there?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty smooth? Right, yeah, very smooth. I'm sure you had

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<v Speaker 1>to think about that one for a good twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually started talking to her. Actually, the sad thing is

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<v Speaker 1>it did take me a while too. You're sitting there

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<v Speaker 1>here like palms or sweaty, Like that's the best opening line.

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<v Speaker 1>I phoned, huh you too? Yeah? Oh god, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It got me in all right, all right, how did

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<v Speaker 1>you even respond to that? It's not a question, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not even all alone. Well she answered it, and she

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<v Speaker 1>said yes, She's like, yeah, all right, yep. And how

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<v Speaker 1>did you go from that to asking her out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date? I assume that's what you did. Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we just were talking about how it seemed like how

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<v Speaker 1>long it was going to take ta get her phones back,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, hey, he said, it's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to be done for another forty five minutes to an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to go grab a couple of coffee

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<v Speaker 1>with me? Okay? So you asked her to coffee right

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<v Speaker 1>on the spot. How did it go? It went really well.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, there was this moment at the beginning of

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<v Speaker 1>it that I really liked. Okay, well, what was that moment?

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<v Speaker 1>I asked her when we were having coffee, so tell

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<v Speaker 1>me something that nobody else knows about you, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Or did she like be like I like to murder dudes,

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<v Speaker 1>but at the Apple store when I'm getting Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>never got back to me, okay, because I got a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of a furrowed brow and kind of got

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<v Speaker 1>called out and she was like, where did you get

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<v Speaker 1>that question? It sounds like from some dating site or something.

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<v Speaker 1>It does. It does sound like it's like a how

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<v Speaker 1>to dating book. I don't date much, so and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you got me. It's it is, so you

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<v Speaker 1>actually did learn that from some sort of website. So embarrassing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I will say cute that you owned up to it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I really liked that about her. I thought that

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of hot that she was like calling me out,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Yeah, that was kind of sexy. Did she

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<v Speaker 1>laugh at you then? Yeah, we had a good little

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<v Speaker 1>laugh about that, so that, you know, that really was

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<v Speaker 1>one of the moments. Okay, And how did the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of coffee go? The coffee? The coffee was good, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I don't care about the actual quality of the coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know how the conversation went with her.

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<v Speaker 1>Well was the phone ratio? Yeah, it went really well. Everything,

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<v Speaker 1>And like I said, like, you know, that was a

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<v Speaker 1>good moment. And then we just kind of talked and

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<v Speaker 1>shared some stuff. And before I knew it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>an hour was up and I was like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we should probably go back. She's like yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>we walked back over and both of our iPhones were

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<v Speaker 1>fixed at that point, which is awesome because it's like

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<v Speaker 1>the perfect setup for getting her phone number right exactly

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<v Speaker 1>mine had been done, it would have been like, um,

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<v Speaker 1>should I stick around. Yeah, I'll wait until your phone

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<v Speaker 1>is finished. I guess. So did you get her number

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<v Speaker 1>or were you smooth and like all right, sweet, that

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<v Speaker 1>was really fun coffee and took off. So I gave

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<v Speaker 1>her my number and then she texted me, so I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, all right, cool, Yeah, that's a big deal. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good sign. Right, there's a totally good sign

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<v Speaker 1>because you can take as many numbers as you want.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not texting anybody back. So did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>go out on another date or was this your only

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<v Speaker 1>time hanging out? That was our date? Okay, that was it?

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know. I don't know what happened. So

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<v Speaker 1>did you ask her out and she just not respond

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Yeah? I sent her a few texts, just

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<v Speaker 1>try to see if we could get something together, and

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<v Speaker 1>I got nothing back. So I don't know. Maybe she's

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<v Speaker 1>old school, maybe she wanted a phone call. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe her iPhone broke again. Maybe she's back there waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for her iPhone hoping that she can get your text message.

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<v Speaker 1>Fingers cry. Yeah, yeah, it's just weird. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what's I don't know. It's weird. Okay, Well we'll play

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<v Speaker 1>a song, come back, call her and get your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. All right, okay, all right, man, hang out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to know brooking jubil in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>second right in the middle of a second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you're just joining us. Eric is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and today he wants to call a girl named Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>They actually met while they were getting their iPhones fixed,

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<v Speaker 1>and to kill time, they went and grabbed coffee. He

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<v Speaker 1>says that they had great time and she was flirty

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<v Speaker 1>and they laughed a lot and had fun. But now

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<v Speaker 1>she's not calling him back. I actually think I may

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<v Speaker 1>know the reason. Eric. Oh yeah, what mootdel of iPhone?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you currently have five? That's what it is. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't have the latest generation. You don't have the latest

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<v Speaker 1>generation phone, dude, I had a buddy who has the four,

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<v Speaker 1>really close personal friend of mine. Had to cut him

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<v Speaker 1>out of my life. She probably saw that you have

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<v Speaker 1>a five and was like, I'm never talking to this

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<v Speaker 1>dude again. That doesn't sound like Tony. No, trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>If she's an iPhone user, she's a bit of a snob.

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<v Speaker 1>We all are well. If she was that much of

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<v Speaker 1>a snob, she would have just bought a new one

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<v Speaker 1>instead of getting hers fix. That's true, you know, so

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<v Speaker 1>maybe there is still hope for you. I hope. So

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well I'll be a dollar phone number and

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<v Speaker 1>see if we can get her on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. Okay, okay, you all right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? I'm just nervous. Okay, all right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Tony please? Hi? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is her. Hey Tony, my name is Sampson. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling from the Apple store, just checking in on your iPhone. Uh. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everything's fine. You're in here getting it fixed the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>Did we do a good job for you? Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>working perfectly now, wonderful. I'm gonna send you a few

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<v Speaker 1>picks on it and I want you to look at

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<v Speaker 1>those and see if those go through. Okay, just to

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<v Speaker 1>test it out. If that's all right? Um? What's going

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<v Speaker 1>on here? Oh? This is actually Jewel from Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewil in the Morning. How are you fine? Who Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewil in the Morning. Why am I hearing so

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<v Speaker 1>many people? And that's that's because this is a morning

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<v Speaker 1>radio show. Hi, Tony, Hi? Have you ever heard of

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<v Speaker 1>the show Brooke and Jewel? In the morning. No, No, okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we are a radio show and we recently got an

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<v Speaker 1>email about you from a dude that you met while

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<v Speaker 1>you were getting your iPhone fixed. Oh do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what dude we're talking about. Yeah. I haven't been meeting

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of dudes while getting my iPhone fixed, so

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<v Speaker 1>you must be talking about Eric. Yes, we're talking about Eric.

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<v Speaker 1>So Eric told us how he met you, and he

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<v Speaker 1>said that you guys went to coffee and had a

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<v Speaker 1>really good time, and he wants to take you out

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<v Speaker 1>on a regular date. But you're not calling him back. Hm?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a reason? I just walked into it? But

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<v Speaker 1>you could understand why he'd be confused with that because

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<v Speaker 1>you exchanged numbers with him at the end. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know I probably shouldn't have given him my number. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you do that just to be nice? I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of taken off good honestly. Okay, So it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like you don't like Eric. I thought he seemed

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<v Speaker 1>like a nice guy, but I guess I was wrong. Why, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he sounded like a nice dude when we talked to him. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I founded like a nice guy when I was talking

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<v Speaker 1>to him, too, But actions speak louder than words. Who

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't you mean you said actions speak louder than words.

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<v Speaker 1>What were the actions that make you think that he's

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<v Speaker 1>not a good person or whatever? Well, did he tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what happened when we met? He said that you

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<v Speaker 1>guys were both sitting there waiting for your iPhones to

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<v Speaker 1>get fixed, and then decided to go get some coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>And according to him, it was very flirty and you

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<v Speaker 1>guys had a fun time. That's it. That's it. So

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't tell you about the end of our date.

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<v Speaker 1>He just told us at the end of everything, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys got your phones back and exchanged numbers. That and

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<v Speaker 1>then that's where he left it. Well, when we were

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<v Speaker 1>leaving the coffee shop, he grabbed like twenty packets of

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<v Speaker 1>sugar off the table and shoved him in his pocket

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<v Speaker 1>before he walked out the door. He grabbed sugar packets. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like a huge handful of sugar packets. He was looking

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<v Speaker 1>around like all suspicious, you know, making sure nobody who

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<v Speaker 1>saw him do it, and it totally caught me off guard.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ask him why was he trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>funny or something? No, id asked him why he's obviously

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<v Speaker 1>a thief, and and sugar is his thing to steals,

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<v Speaker 1>well from the coffee shop at least, who knows what

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<v Speaker 1>else he steals from anywhere else. Okay, so you're mad

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<v Speaker 1>at him for taking the sugar packets. Yeah, it just

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<v Speaker 1>says something about what kind of person he is. I

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<v Speaker 1>just think he's a despicable person. Okay. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>can appreciate a person who actually sees a red flag.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe there's like a logical explanation. The only explanation

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<v Speaker 1>at all is that he stole from that coffee shop

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<v Speaker 1>the sugar packets, though I don't care what they were.

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<v Speaker 1>He would it be any different if he stole the

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<v Speaker 1>Civil War off the table at a restaurant. I don't mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I see your point. But how can you

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<v Speaker 1>think that's not a big deal to steal from a restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>from any business? Okay, I just wanted to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>that there wasn't another issue too. I agree with you,

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<v Speaker 1>though it's crazy that he would do that. Well, it

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<v Speaker 1>is weird. I mean, you gotta think it is weird

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<v Speaker 1>if he has the you know, gall to take twenty

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<v Speaker 1>packets of sugar in front of you on your first

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<v Speaker 1>hangout he's obviously pretty comfortable just taking things. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>messed up. You should have seen the smug look on

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<v Speaker 1>his face, like he's so proud of himself for stealing

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<v Speaker 1>twenty sugar packets and he listened to any more of it?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Whoa sugar packets?

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<v Speaker 1>That is what gave you a bad feeling? What is

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<v Speaker 1>going on? Oh that's Eric. He's actually on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening what and wants to talk to you. But

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<v Speaker 1>he couldn't wait until I told you that. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>came in because this is ridiculous, Tony. You said you

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<v Speaker 1>had a bad feeling, and action speak louder than words,

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, did I punch any babies? Come on? Oh? Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>punch a baby to be a bad person? You said

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<v Speaker 1>it like it was the worst thing I'd ever done

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<v Speaker 1>you'd ever seen? Eric? Everybody does that? No, not everybody

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<v Speaker 1>does that. My mema taught me that. Well, your mem

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<v Speaker 1>must be a pretty bad person too. She's telling you

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<v Speaker 1>some pretty terrible habits. My Mema was a beautiful woman. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just ask why? Why twenty packets of sugar?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you use them for? It's splenda. First off,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not sugar, right, it's splenda. Yeah, guess is harder

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<v Speaker 1>to buy yourself. It's more expensive. That doesn't mean you

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<v Speaker 1>can steal it from someplace. It's like a coffee shot.

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<v Speaker 1>I pay for the coffee and I get to take

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<v Speaker 1>as many splendors as I want. That's what it is

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<v Speaker 1>there for. You can do it too. No, you get

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<v Speaker 1>to use as many splendors as you want while you're

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<v Speaker 1>bear Yeah, I mean she kind of has a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if everybody went in and took twenty packets of

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<v Speaker 1>sugar and splendid, they'd spend more money on that than

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<v Speaker 1>the actual coffee. They would refill it they do, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like take the rest of the ketchup hole

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<v Speaker 1>after you've done music? Get there? Do you take on

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<v Speaker 1>the song pep our shakers to use them for your meal?

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<v Speaker 1>So they're yours? Now? No, that's different. It's not different.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not different. How is that different? You are either establishment? Wow, Tony,

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<v Speaker 1>you are angry? Hey, Tony, if you had such a

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<v Speaker 1>big problem with it, why didn't you say something we

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<v Speaker 1>had just met. I didn't feel like it was my

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<v Speaker 1>responsibility to scold you for stealing. I just can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>that you're yelling at me for taking packets in splenda.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe you're not in jail for stealing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now that's a little extreme. Oh yeah, they're gonna catch

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<v Speaker 1>me one day. The big criminal is splenda bandit what

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<v Speaker 1>they do. Well before they lock Eric up for life, Tony,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with him? We'll pay for it? No, I would not.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure he's a bad boys not always been

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<v Speaker 1>like bad boys? No? Absolutely not. Eric. Your crime is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna catch up to you someday, and I hope it

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<v Speaker 1>was worth it for all the splenda. Well, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to go in on date with you either,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're crazy. I'm crazy, Tony, hold on, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna hold on this talking from this to

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<v Speaker 1>generate criminals, all right, and you shouldn't have to. Hello, Eric,

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<v Speaker 1>are you there? I'm here? Okay, I think she hung

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<v Speaker 1>up on you. Wellus. Wow, I am super glad that

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't actually get the date, because that got crazier

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<v Speaker 1>and crazier. Yeah, you know the other crazy part. I've

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<v Speaker 1>already called the police and they're headed to your place

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Text message in at seven eight five

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<v Speaker 1>nine two says that girl would hate me if she

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<v Speaker 1>saw how many Taco Bell Hot Sauce packets I have

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<v Speaker 1>at my house. If you missed today's second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>Eric wanted to call a girl named Tony. They met

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<v Speaker 1>while they were getting their iPhones repaired. They went and

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<v Speaker 1>got coffee and turns out that he is a thief

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<v Speaker 1>and a criminal and needs to be locked up because

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<v Speaker 1>he took some Splendi packets, like twenty Splendi packets, and

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<v Speaker 1>she called him a thief and all kinds of names,

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<v Speaker 1>and they agreed to not go out again. Hopefully she'll

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<v Speaker 1>find someone that is a better person to hang out with.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think, yes, we should definitely call the authorities

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<v Speaker 1>on that guy and make sure that justice is served. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to do a second day update, all

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do is email the show and we

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<v Speaker 1>will call the person who didn't call you back.