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Speaker 1: met each other in the most horrific way possible. They

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Speaker 1: both had broken iPhones. I know, the humanity are you

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Speaker 1: supposed to do when your iPhone breaks and you have

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Speaker 1: never read an email that was scarier than the one

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Speaker 1: that we got for today's second date update. But apparently

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Speaker 1: that's how Eric met the girl that he wants to

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Speaker 1: their iPhones fixed. Wow, Eric, please tell me the iPhone

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Speaker 1: it's like a saga for the decade. So your email

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Speaker 1: a long wait. And then came this girl and she

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Speaker 1: And did she immediately sit down next to you or

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Speaker 1: how did you approach her? She left the seat open

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Speaker 1: Yet It is kind of weird when you sit directly

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Speaker 1: I like to do that just because I like the

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Speaker 1: Oh wow? O cool? Oh wow? What's the coincidence there?

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Speaker 1: Pretty smooth? Right, yeah, very smooth. I'm sure you had

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Speaker 1: here like palms or sweaty, Like that's the best opening line.

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Speaker 1: I phoned, huh you too? Yeah? Oh god, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: In fact, there was this moment at the beginning of

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Speaker 1: I asked her when we were having coffee, so tell

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Speaker 1: Or did she like be like I like to murder dudes,

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Speaker 1: But I'm not texting anybody back. So did you guys

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Speaker 1: and if you're just joining us. Eric is on the

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Speaker 1: They actually met while they were getting their iPhones fixed,

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the Morning. How are you fine? Who Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. Why am I hearing so

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Speaker 1: the show Brooke and Jewel? In the morning. No, No, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: what dude we're talking about. Yeah. I haven't been meeting

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Speaker 1: you must be talking about Eric. Yes, we're talking about Eric.

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Speaker 1: Can I just ask why? Why twenty packets of sugar?

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Speaker 1: So they're yours? Now? No, that's different. It's not different.

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Speaker 1: It's not different. How is that different? You are either establishment? Wow, Tony,

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