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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone gram

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hello is this Charlie?

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Speaker 1: H yeah, this is see Charlie. How are you? This

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Speaker 1: is Pete Eakins from dump a Gram. We have a

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Speaker 1: message for you. If you wouldn't mind holding for a second,

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Speaker 1: I'll connect you with an operator. Thank you, welcome. What

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Speaker 1: is We're having a great day here I dump Agram.

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Speaker 1: This is Alexis. I'm so sorry Charlie that you had

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Speaker 1: to hear that news from Pete. Would you like to

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Speaker 1: send a response for nineteen ninety nine? We'll hear what news?

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Speaker 1: What even is this? I don't know what this is? Oh,

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Speaker 1: so you didn't get a message from Pete. He transferred

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Speaker 1: you over to me. Okay, ll let me get you

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Speaker 1: back over to Pete and then you'll he'll probably send

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Speaker 1: you back over to me. So one second, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what. I don't want to pay money? Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Cecil. How would you like to get revenge?

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Speaker 1: Revenge on who I Well, you've been transferred to me,

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Speaker 1: so obviously you want to get revenge on whoever broke

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Speaker 1: up with you. I'm getting broken up with? Um? Did

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Speaker 1: no one tell you? No? This is news? Oh you

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Speaker 1: believe she's dumping? Yeah? Le's Pete. Hello hello, Oh this

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This isn't cecil. You're transferred CECIL line. Who

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Speaker 1: am I speaking with this? Charlie? Charlie? Oh Charlie, so

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Speaker 1: have you? Yeah? Yeah, I'm sorry about all that news.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you're back on the line with me.

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Speaker 1: You're the first guy to talk to, right, so ye

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Speaker 1: think you explain what is going on? Um? Yes, what's

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Speaker 1: going on? Is I screwed up? And I saw the

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Speaker 1: note here that I was the one that was supposed

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Speaker 1: to deliver it. I'm so sorry about that. Try we are.

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Speaker 1: We're calling from dump a Graham. It's a news service

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Speaker 1: where people pay us nineteen dollars and ninety nine cents

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Speaker 1: to have the tough conversation with their significant others that

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Speaker 1: they're moving on. And your girlfriend, Angela hi us to

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Speaker 1: give you a call and actually was doing it before

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Speaker 1: the holiday so you didn't have to buy a gift

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Speaker 1: and such. So sorry to break the news to you,

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Speaker 1: but Angela is sending you a dumpogram and that was

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Speaker 1: really mad way to do it. So no, no, way

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Speaker 1: even for real. Yes, it is, and you should have

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Speaker 1: got Okay, let me ask you. Did you get a

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Speaker 1: text mess We ask everybody to do this. Did you

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Speaker 1: get a text message from your girlfriend this morning saying

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you need to answer your phone at

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Speaker 1: this time? Yes, she did actually send that. Yes, that's

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Speaker 1: what we instruct people to do, so that answer the

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Speaker 1: phone so we can deliver the dumpogram. I'm so sorry

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Speaker 1: about that. Oh yeah, so this is the call she

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Speaker 1: wanted you to answer him. So what you guys have

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Speaker 1: only been dating for six months and she is just

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Speaker 1: trying to free up before the holiday. So really, it's

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Speaker 1: it's not about you, it's about her. Angela seriously paid

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Speaker 1: you guys to break up with me. Listen, I got

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Speaker 1: a lot of phone calls that I got to do

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Speaker 1: a lot of messages to deliver. So I'm going to

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Speaker 1: send you over to Lexus. You got any more questions,

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Speaker 1: you can deal with her. Have a good day. We're

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Speaker 1: having a great day here, dumba grand This is Lexis.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hey, yeah, I just heard

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Speaker 1: that my girlfriend Angela is breaking up with me through

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Speaker 1: your service. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. Okay, so you did get

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Speaker 1: the Graham? All right, did you want to send a response?

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Speaker 1: It's only nineteen ninety nine, and you know, for the holidays,

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Speaker 1: I can't throw on an extra ten percent off. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you guys, this is a horrible service. And I can't

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Speaker 1: believe you're so happy delivering this news to people. Well

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Speaker 1: it's not that. I just I'm excited about the response,

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Speaker 1: Like they're pretty entertaining. And you know, I don't want

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Speaker 1: you to be sad. If you hear me sad, then

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to get sad. And then I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna cry. You're gonna cry, you know. It's like a

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Speaker 1: whole like empathic thing. Well, I can't even believe what's

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Speaker 1: going on right now. This is all kinds are messed up.

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Speaker 1: I do have a response. Ready, we'll take this down,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm ready. Hey Angela, it's your loss that

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Speaker 1: you're breaking up with me. That's a good thing. You're

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Speaker 1: doing it now because I was about to propose to you,

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Speaker 1: and if you're going to treat me like this, you

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Speaker 1: better do it now before the proposals, so I'm not

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Speaker 1: stuck with a heartless Okay, I got all that. That's

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Speaker 1: really good. I really liked the name calling at the end.

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Speaker 1: Did you want me to call you back if she responds,

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Speaker 1: or do you want Jewel to call you back? Or

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Speaker 1: do you want Evan to call you back? Who? I

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Speaker 1: don't know who those people are. Well, that's kind of rude,

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Speaker 1: that's mean. What the hell? Yeah that's Pete. Yeah, Hey,

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Speaker 1: how's it gone. My name is actually Jewbeil. Yeah, my

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Speaker 1: name was ce, so it's actually Evan. And my name

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Speaker 1: is actually Alex not alexis weird. And this is actually

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show, Charlie doing a phone prank on you.

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Speaker 1: Frank what Yes, girl, frond Angela wanted us to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. She said that she wants us to tell

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Speaker 1: you the truth that she actually is having a great

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Speaker 1: time and she loves you and she can't wait to

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Speaker 1: spend the holidays with you and possibly the rest of

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Speaker 1: your life. So we were breaking. It's not a dumblegram

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Speaker 1: at all, actually, but it is a phone prank. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, wow you serious? Oh my god. I'm so

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Speaker 1: happy because I love her so much and I'm so

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Speaker 1: this is I'm so sorry for the thing. The Jewil

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