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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off InStyle. We want to

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Speaker 1: welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need.

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Speaker 1: With?

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Speaker 4: Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen kil Gara.

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Speaker 4: I'm still in Montana. Where are you, Karen?

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Speaker 1: Chris, I'm also in Montana behind huge knife.

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Speaker 4: It's so weird. You made the back of my dad's

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Speaker 4: art room look like your podcast room. Oh by the way,

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Speaker 4: here's your extreme painting.

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Speaker 1: Karen. Enjoy the painting. I'm glad you're Christ's friend. A

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Speaker 1: better friend to you, Chris.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it's weekly check ins. It's the best. It's

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna take a couple two. That's how I know

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Speaker 4: eventually I am coming home. Is I've picked out my

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Speaker 4: dad paintings. I got some stuff from my apartment. I

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Speaker 4: and so I do plan on coming home.

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Speaker 1: Good, good, but I have extended my stay. Well, there's

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Speaker 4: You might as well give me your advice. George, should

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Speaker 4: I go home? Hi? George, Hi George. What do you think.

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Speaker 1: You see? Your razor lip like that? Just get that

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Speaker 1: microphone out of my face, she said, no paparazzi, please up,

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Speaker 1: GEORGEORGEA get those sunglasses. Stop barking at every noise you hear. Please,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, as long as you give a dog a

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Speaker 4: My yesterday was my stepsister's birthday, the daughter of my stepmother.

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Speaker 4: That goes without saying, but sure she's had a birthday

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Speaker 4: but it was yeah, yeah, it was that kid at

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Speaker 4: I'm regressing back to my teenage years. Sure, and what

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Speaker 4: My friends would tell me they had these dinner time conversations.

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Speaker 1: She did it? And it was you know what it was?

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Speaker 1: that's it. And you just basically melt the sugar into

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Speaker 4: Did they go back? Are the fires not? Are there

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Speaker 4: Yes, give it a good job seeing who you are.

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Speaker 4: I was, I was gonna. Do you mind if I

438
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Speaker 4: haphazardly explain a video that wasn't even that interesting to

439
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 4: watch in the first place, I can draw it out longer.

440
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 4: I can draw it out longer. I can can admit

441
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Speaker 4: story and make make stuff up that wasn't even in

442
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Speaker 4: the video, which I'm known to do.

443
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Speaker 1: That's what I like to do.

444
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Speaker 4: Now, let's answer questions well. Continuing on that, Hello skate Summer,

445
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 4: Hello Steven. Hello, I'm back.

446
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 3: I'm not in the camper anymore, and I'm very sad.

447
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: Stephen's been recording podcasts for the Exactly Right podcast Network.

448
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 1: If you haven't listened to all of our podcasts, please

449
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 1: go ahead to go over to exactly right dot net,

450
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 1: exactly exactly right media dot com. Thank you, Steven. Take

451
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Speaker 1: a look at our wild and wide array of wonderful podcasts.

452
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: But Stephen is our engineer, and he is not. If

453
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 1: it's not Steven, it's nobody. And so he went to

454
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 1: see some family and get out of town and basically

455
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 1: engineered podcasts from the road from an airstream trailer, just

456
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 1: like Lucille ball over on a cliff.

457
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Speaker 4: I couldn't treat that episode of I Love Lucy where

458
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Speaker 4: she's engineering a podcast. Yeah, where she's online in a

459
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 4: in a street, in a trailer. Yeah. It was weird

460
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Speaker 4: when she became a sound engineer.

461
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Speaker 1: I know, but I liked it because, like she had

462
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Speaker 1: a career you're talking about. Okay, Stephen, we're glad you're back.

463
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,440
Speaker 3: No, I'm glad to be back.

464
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Speaker 4: Save us.

465
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 3: We're being boring, all right. This is this is a

466
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Speaker 3: good one to start with. This is from Dorcas Melorcas

467
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Speaker 3: on Twitter. Nice ties into summer. What is the most

468
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,159
Speaker 3: regrettable summer fashion choice from the past?

469
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Speaker 4: Oh wow, I.

470
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Speaker 1: Can go into this quickly. Yes, for me, there was

471
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Speaker 1: a I would say senior year of high school. I

472
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:35,919
Speaker 1: started wearing shorts all the time. Uh, sometimes with tights

473
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Speaker 1: and sometimes just you know, for fun. But I had

474
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Speaker 1: a pair. I can still feel them sometimes at night,

475
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 1: of wool plaid shorts. It's it's I was wearing their

476
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Speaker 1: shorts when I went to the Mister Bunkle Show.

477
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 4: Oh you remember looking down trying to avert Mike Patten's

478
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Speaker 4: eye contact, just to look at your own choice.

479
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 1: I was nervously rubbing my my thighs together with this

480
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 1: most abrasive wool plaid shorts of all time making and

481
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: get noises going, why is he looking at me? Of

482
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Speaker 1: all people? But I would wear those with you know,

483
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 1: really thick, tall, like scrunchy socks and then like black

484
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 1: pat and leather Oxford's and it just like there's no

485
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 1: way it looked good and it felt terrible. It felt

486
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: it was like it was like a little bit torturous,

487
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,919
Speaker 1: and it was summer, so it was like nothing about

488
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Speaker 1: any of it worked.

489
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Speaker 4: Your one piece, what is it a jumper? Or you

490
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 4: were going to show a picture of it. People were

491
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Speaker 4: very you gotta.

492
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Speaker 1: Find that shit. I forgot I have that picture.

493
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Speaker 4: I can't find a picture of the plaid Mike Patten shorts.

494
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 4: You gotta find that.

495
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Speaker 1: Hopefully those are long gone a barriage, although my friend

496
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: Patty Riley might have a picture, because she seems to

497
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Speaker 1: have pictures of this era of our lives, which is

498
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Speaker 1: you know, late high school. But the other one was, yeah,

499
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 1: it was a romper. So it was shorts that looked

500
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: like a skirt connected to the shirt, and then it

501
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,239
Speaker 1: was all kind of flouncy and it was white and

502
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 1: lavender stripes, and it was just a terrible, terrible choice.

503
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Speaker 4: I guess I'm remembering the summer I lived with seven

504
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 4: friends in one house. I found my friend Andrew, who

505
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 4: I just hung out with for the first time in years.

506
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 4: He's so fun. But his mom, for some reason, he

507
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 4: had his mom's old ski clothes. And there was this

508
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:38,159
Speaker 4: one piece overall kind of a jumper. There was a

509
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 4: belt in the middle with one of those one of

510
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 4: those buckles where you just run the belt back through

511
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Speaker 4: it and tighten it on itself. And it was kelly

512
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 4: green and I wore it repeatedly, and I do have

513
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 4: pictures of that in the summer. Roll forward those in

514
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 4: the summer, and it was made for skiing in.

515
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because we had those for like that. You could

516
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 1: rent them from big big five rents.

517
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Speaker 4: Yeah. These I doubt they were even waterproof. They're polyester skiwaar. Yeah,

518
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 4: stretchy and yes, comfortable, which is why I wore them.

519
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 4: But too warm and maybe I shouldn't slept them in them.

520
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 4: There was some drinking anyway. The point is I have

521
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 4: a picture of you're wearing them while drinking, and also

522
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 4: I did a lot of I think the style of

523
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 4: skateboarding was to wear one T shirt and then have

524
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 4: the other T shirt just tucked into your shorts and

525
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 4: you like an ass flap. I don't know why. It

526
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 4: was just to have motion streamers. I think Christian hosts

527
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 4: always started this thing where it shows your mot like

528
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 4: like dance routines. They have the streamers and it just

529
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 4: it was kind of like that. It made skateboarding look

530
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 4: more like dance. But I didn't have skate brands. I

531
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 4: just had Gotcha and catch It. So I had the

532
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 4: wrong brand of shirts hanging out and so I might

533
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Speaker 4: be able to find one of those pictures too.

534
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Speaker 1: That's awesome. I remember the well tying a plaid flannel

535
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: shirt around your waist in the nineties, you know the grunge. Oh,

536
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 1: the grunge fashion era did not serve me in any

537
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: way because I already I didn't have the the It

538
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: was great for people who are skinny. Then you could

539
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 1: wear a shirt, a thermal shirt, a flannel shirt, and

540
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: you could tie a thing on a whatever.

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Speaker 4: Yeah layer me no reasons.

542
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're all layered up in case you go

543
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: try to go cut down a big tree. With a partner,

544
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: saw a partner, but if you're just a girl trying

545
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: to hang out, it looked terrible. And my mother would

546
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: constantly be like, please take that off. I don't know

547
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: what you're doing, and she would be really upset. I'm like, Mom,

548
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: I get to do what I want. Well, when I

549
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: look at pictures now of that period of time, I

550
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: was like, she was so right. She'd be like, you

551
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: look like a hobo. What if the Dennis sees you

552
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: when you know, like if I was going out to

553
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: do something, she'd be like, on the verge of tears.

554
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: And I was always like, you're a lunatic. And now

555
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: I look at those pictures. She was objectively correct. It

556
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: was a terrible era.

557
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was. I want to say, and I'm

558
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 4: not bragging, but I did have decent I looked. I

559
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 4: didn't engage in a lot of style. A lot of

560
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 4: my friends wore a white turtleneck underneath their favorite T

561
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 4: shirt to school. Yet it provided a little warmth. But

562
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 4: you're blatantly you're also wearing a T shirt that doesn't

563
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 4: serve any purpose other than like, look I got this

564
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 4: Swatch T shirt or whatever.

565
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, body gloves.

566
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Speaker 4: I will never wear a turtleneck. I will never wear

567
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 4: long sleeves under a t shirt. And I have to

568
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 4: say I was at the forefront because I refuse to

569
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 4: do that and a lot of my friends. You think

570
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 4: I'd succumb to it in sixth grade, but I refused

571
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 4: to wear a turtle.

572
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Speaker 1: You know. A lot of fashion is refusal. A lot

573
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: of fashion is saying no, I won't do that vision,

574
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: but I can't.

575
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Speaker 4: And ignoring layers. Yeah, even during a time where other

576
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 4: people are layering. Yes, sorry, any better, Eddie Brown b neck.

577
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 4: I don't need to deal with it.

578
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: Okay, next cut, next question? Even know what we were

579
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: doing there?

580
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 4: Hillary? Have I told you about my sister's salad? What

581
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 4: if I had? Okay?

582
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 3: Oh here from Hillary LACROWX. Did you have a tree

583
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 3: house growing up?

584
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 4: Good question? No, and I always wanted one, you know,

585
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 4: but what But but I did climb a lot of

586
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 4: trees and just kind of would wedge my legs straight

587
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,479
Speaker 4: between branches and pretended I was sitting on a series

588
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 4: of two by fours. Sure, And I sat in a

589
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 4: tree at my friend that just bought a house he

590
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 4: moved here, uh and his kids. It came with a

591
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 4: treehouse in the back. I immediately climbed up that I'm

592
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 4: regressing to childhood so much that the minute I was

593
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 4: supposed to say hi to his wife and the kids,

594
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,479
Speaker 4: and I just ran to the treehouse and flattened up

595
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 4: it because I am turning to a child again.

596
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: But I think it's healthy.

597
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 4: Did you have a treehouse?

598
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: We didn't, Well, but we did. I just told this

599
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: story my favorite murder. But it was like when I

600
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: remembered it, it was like having a recovered memory because

601
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: I lived so we lived out in the country, and

602
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: so there used to be a bunch of chicken farms

603
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:32,479
Speaker 1: all throughout you know where I grew up, So there

604
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: were lots of free standing. It's like shit you'd see

605
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: now if you were at like a an art an

606
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: art fair and wine country, there'd be like an area

607
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: where they'd have just a bunch of paintings of buildings,

608
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: barns that are kind of like slowly falling apart. That

609
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: was That's where I grew up. So there was tons

610
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: and tons of like poultry, big huge chicken coops that

611
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: nobody used and they were just falling apart in a field. Yeah. Well,

612
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: we at my first house a week up in the field.

613
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: Next to it, there were two very small chicken coops

614
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,719
Speaker 1: next to each other, literally like I would say, they

615
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: were like six feet high and fifteen feet long. So they,

616
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: my sister and I each got our own playhouse. So

617
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 1: one it was like we lived next door to each

618
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: other in these playhouses, and they were very big to

619
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: us because we were like five and six. And then

620
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: one day we're out there playing and it was like,

621
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: what we decided, this is the house we live in.

622
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: That's the school house. We were doing all this stuff.

623
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: So we're in the house, pretending, pretending, pretending, and there's

624
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: a knock on the door and my sister opens it

625
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: and it's my dad and he's got the back seat

626
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: of the volkswagen and he's redoing on his shoulder and

627
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: he goes, delivery man, your couch is here, and he

628
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: comes playing along with what we're playing and delivers us

629
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: a couch for the house.

630
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 4: Oh that's the sweetest yep.

631
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: And then there was like old we found old desks somewhere,

632
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: so we put them in the other one, and that

633
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: was the school house whatever we had it. So it

634
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: was on the ground, but it was very much like

635
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: a child's wonderland.

636
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 4: And then when you'd get in the car to drive somewhere,

637
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 4: you just lay it on the back floor of the

638
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 4: car because the seat was in your playhouse.

639
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: It was standing only in the back of the car.

640
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how it was. In the Volkswagen Bus, I

641
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 4: just stand there in the middle of it, and Dad

642
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 4: had slam on the brakes and I'd fly to the

643
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 4: front and suddenly be next to him in the gearshift.

644
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: Hi Dad, Yeah, hey Dad, we should get insurance.

645
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 4: Yeah. When I in Monterey, when I was very little,

646
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 4: I don't remember it, but I've seen pictures. We had

647
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 4: a little playhouse and my sister would just kind of

648
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 4: prop me up because I did know how to sit

649
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 4: on my own, and then i'd tip over. But I

650
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 4: do remember, I swear I remember the spiders that were

651
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 4: in there, just giant striders.

652
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: Horrifying.

653
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 4: When your kids, you're a kid in the seventies, you

654
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 4: just played with spiders.

655
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Speaker 1: I remember getting into the back seat of the ford

656
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Speaker 1: my parents owned at the time and seeing a spider

657
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: on the back seat and then just sitting on it anyway,

658
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: because I was just like, look at that, sitting on it,

659
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: and then be like, oh, immediately getting bit by it.

660
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Speaker 1: And yeah, that's how I learned not to do shit

661
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: like that.

662
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 4: You knowingly sat on a spider and it bit you

663
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Speaker 4: in the ass.

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Speaker 1: I was really stupid as a child, for real. I

665
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 1: used to I remember I distinct. One of my earliest

666
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: memories is my cousin Stevie and I walking up the

667
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 1: street to his house from our house because they were

668
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: an ext door neighbor, and I leaned down to pick

669
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 1: up a piece of popcorn that was on the side

670
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: on the street to eat it, and he slapped it

671
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: out of my head. Go don't eat off the street,

672
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, okay, Like no one had

673
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: briefed me on that before. It was hilarious.

674
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Speaker 4: I ate a spider on a taco chip with a

675
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 4: little bit of saltsa for twenty dollars at a party

676
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:47,359
Speaker 4: when I was like fifteen. All the other skaters were

677
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 4: like graduated already, and I thought that they would think

678
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 4: it was cool, and I think they did.

679
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 1: I bet they did.

680
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 4: I was like it was all in the delivery of like, yeah,

681
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 4: I don't give a shit and I ate the spider,

682
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 4: and but it was bitter. There was enough salsa that

683
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 4: it was just and it wasn't alive.

684
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: It was like that, oh that's good.

685
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 4: But it was a big spider and I was conscious

686
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 4: that it is in my.

687
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: Mouth a dime a quarter.

688
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 4: Hey, don't you can't. You're the one that knowingly sat

689
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 4: on life spiders and got bit in the ass. And

690
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,439
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but you deserved it. This was a dead

691
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 4: spider on a chip. Twenty dollars, Karen, twenty dollars for nothing.

692
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: Twenty dollars in nineteen ninety one.

693
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 4: Do you realize how far that went? I could support

694
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 4: my entire family.

695
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: Do you know how many turtlenecks you can buy with

696
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 1: twenty dollars and how much.

697
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 4: Money you save if you refuse to wear them? I

698
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 4: was rich? Okay, I'm becoming Why did I just sound

699
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 4: like so and so's impression of whoever? Anyway? I was rich?

700
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, next question, Okay, sorry, this is

701
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: from Evans.

702
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 3: Brad. How did you learn to swim growing up?

703
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 4: Wow?

704
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 1: Brad Evans, I know you're from Twitter. You're very funny.

705
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: If it's the broad Evans I know from Twitter. Well,

706
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: we took lessons at the Leones House, which was a

707
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: family in our town that I also went to school

708
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: with their kids, and they had this They had a

709
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 1: beautiful Victorian house and then in the backyard they had

710
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 1: this big, like an Olympic sized pool in their backyard,

711
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: and so the daughters, I believe it was the daughters

712
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: taught kids swimming lessons, and so we learned in their

713
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Speaker 1: in their pool. Aside from like you know, just like

714
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: we used to go to a place called Morton's Warm

715
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: Springs that was in glenn Allen over near Sonoma. That

716
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: was the best. It was the best. And it was

717
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: like out in the middle of fields and a lot

718
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: of horse farms, and then suddenly you turned down the

719
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: street and there was just this kind of like little

720
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: resort and it was they had three sizes of pool.

721
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 1: So there was like the baby pool, which was literally

722
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: just a circle of warm water filled with pea, and

723
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: then there was the medium sized pool where it was

724
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: pretty pretty much like five feet across the whole way

725
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 1: still deep in yeah, and there's yeah, there was like

726
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 1: a two cups of pea and then.

727
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 4: Oh, it almost made.

728
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: Christophers fittake on my keyboard or onto your knee.

729
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 4: Board about a keyboard. Then I bought a kneyboard that's

730
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 4: how I ruined my old computer, by the way, I

731
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 4: sneezed and the keyboard sparks flew out for me. Yeah, iz,

732
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 4: did it have a cold? No, I just I build

733
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 4: up a lot of saliva. Its because I have sharp molars.

734
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: Oh right, right, I remember. So basically we learned by

735
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: you always wanted to get into that bigger pool. So

736
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 1: if you were in the baby pool, You're like, this sucks,

737
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: I gotta get over there. So we like we just

738
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: I I remember always wanting just wim and having it

739
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 1: be important to me. So yeah, so I believe the

740
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:13,399
Speaker 1: Leoni daughters talking to Star of being married to David Viny,

741
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:19,760
Speaker 1: of being married to David Duchuvney. But but then Morton's

742
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: warm springs was a big piece of it, Like, you know,

743
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: just getting in the pool and swimming back and forth.

744
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 4: And I guess my parents there was never any importance

745
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 4: to learning to swim. And I almost drowned. When I

746
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 4: was a kid. We were canoeing and we were about

747
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 4: to get out of the water, kind of floating sideways.

748
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 4: My whole family in one canoe, and everyone stuck their

749
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 4: oars against this bush because we're floating sideways into it

750
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 4: tipped over right when we were about to get out

751
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 4: of the river. Uh. And I immediately went under the canoe,

752
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 4: which was upside down now, and just held on. But

753
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 4: I was breathing in water. It was scary, and my

754
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 4: dad thought I had disappeared, and he all to this

755
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 4: day says it was the most horrifying. He was swimming

756
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 4: everywhere trying to find me, and I was just under

757
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 4: the upside on canoe. How old, oh I? I don't know,

758
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 4: I'd have to ask him, certainly seven eight oh, okay.

759
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 4: And I did not swim, and we had just taken

760
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 4: off our life jackets. And I'll never forget and my

761
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 4: sister always brings us up. When we finally got out

762
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 4: and my dad found me, and my sister was crawling

763
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 4: out of the water, and all she had was one

764
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 4: flip flop and some sunscreen on the other hand, and

765
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,720
Speaker 4: she was like, saw that she had one flip flop

766
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 4: and she just threw it back in the river. It

767
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 4: was traumatic. It was like a serious I took in

768
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 4: a lot of water and after that I was scared.

769
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 4: I didn't really technically ever learn to swim until I

770
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 4: bought a snorkel and my doctor was like, you need

771
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 4: to swim because of your hip. So I didn't. Oh,

772
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:01,760
Speaker 4: I mean.

773
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 1: I could until that recently.

774
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I've surfed before, but you're wearing a

775
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 4: wet suit that keeps you afloat. I never knew how

776
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,879
Speaker 4: to technically swim and breathe and go back and forth

777
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 4: in a pool. I would always hold my breath and

778
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 4: just swim one length of the pool and then breathe

779
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 4: at the end. So I never learned how to swim. Shit,

780
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 4: I'm okay at it.

781
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 1: Now we'll get you some lessons.

782
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 4: Hey, no, I'm telling you I teach him now. You

783
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 4: just have a snorkel to come to my lessons. Snorkel,

784
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 4: flip flops, nose plug, no judgment at my Yeah, and

785
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 4: then COVID happened. Neveryone dropped out of my lessons.

786
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 1: That just reminded me so growing up, my cousin Mike

787
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: Anton Giovanni was a great swimmer and he would be

788
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: in swim meets all the time and stuff. And when

789
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: we were younger, so I was probably like five or so,

790
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: they had a swim meet at their like I think

791
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: it was their local kind of like we'll say country club,

792
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,879
Speaker 1: but that sounds rich, And it wasn't like that where

793
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: the place where there was a pool but you had

794
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: to pay, And it was this whole organized like little

795
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,760
Speaker 1: kid swim meet. And we walked in to go watch

796
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: Mike do his thing, and the whistle was like one

797
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 1: of my mom's favorite stories were walking over and the

798
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,280
Speaker 1: whistle goes off. So I just jumped in and swam

799
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 1: along and raced along with the kids that were racing.

800
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 1: Like the second it happened, I was like, oh shit,

801
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: it's a race, and I jumped in and raced along too.

802
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 4: That's your instinct with the whistle. But really it was

803
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 4: a lifeguard blowing it because you guys were running or something.

804
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it was somebody going the race is starting.

805
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: But it was like it just jumped in. I just

806
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 1: fucking was like, I'm in this race too. I can

807
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: I have a chance here?

808
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 4: Please say you were just fully clothed, but instinct took over.

809
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ask my sister if she remembers

810
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: that maybe.

811
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 4: Short no wool in the pool.

812
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: God damn it, it clogged the filter.

813
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 4: Yeah. I tried to learn in in uh in college,

814
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 4: I took a swim class like a health and Human

815
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 4: performance class, and the guy was like, you sink. I

816
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 4: don't understand you're kicking and you just sank and you

817
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 4: don't move. I don't know. He was stumped. He basically

818
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,839
Speaker 4: told me to quit swimming. And so, yeah, it wasn't

819
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 4: until my forties that I learned to swim. I'm embarrassed, fascinating, yeah,

820
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 4: and scared of water.

821
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that accident, would that makes sense?

822
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 4: Yeah?

823
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: I like that question. We learned a little something new

824
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:32,280
Speaker 1: about Chris.

825
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, to push.

826
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: Him in a pool next time, you see.

827
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 4: It's the only way I'll learned. Treat me like a

828
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 4: little baby. I still can't watch where they just throw

829
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 4: babies into.

830
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 1: Pools and they naturally can swim.

831
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, it still bothers me. I still think it's a

832
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 4: form of abuse. I can't even listen to the first

833
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 4: Nirvana album. Did you know that baby? That naked baby

834
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 4: wants money?

835
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,399
Speaker 1: Now? For real?

836
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 4: He just looks like he's just wearing a flannel and

837
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 4: looks I like Kurt Cobain now. But it was their

838
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 4: friend's baby, like Nirvana's friend's baby, and he's like, I

839
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 4: want a piece of this money and the record label.

840
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 4: I believe subpop probably is like, well, you don't get

841
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 4: any weirdo.

842
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, here's the thing. We're the music industry.

843
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: We don't even pay the musicians, so you're not getting

844
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 1: a fuck all friends, and he.

845
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 4: Got two hundred books or his parents did. Oh good,

846
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 4: it's mad that they spent it.

847
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: All.

848
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 3: Right, next question, all right from oh underscore line, worst

849
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 3: summer job you've ever had?

850
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 4: Excuse me, I believed. I believe I've answered answered this

851
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 4: because I that's why I talked about cutco door to

852
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 4: door knife sales. Yeah, and I've exhausted that topic, but

853
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 4: it is still along with the coupon book thing where

854
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 4: grown men we would pick them up mid fist fight

855
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 4: and I'd get in a car with these bloody rednecks.

856
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 4: Those are the only two real summer jobs I had,

857
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:08,760
Speaker 4: because after that I started drawing pictures for people nice.

858
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: I think my answer, if we did answer this before

859
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,280
Speaker 1: was the time that I worked at the Pedulum Affair

860
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: and then afterwards was lightly accused of stealing from the

861
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: It was like a family friend's stand where they sold

862
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: bulk salted shelled peanuts and like candy and then one

863
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: other thing, and at the end of the day and

864
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 1: I think they paid me like two bucks or something.

865
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: Fucking nuts, hardly anything. And at the end of the day,

866
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: one of the friends called my mom was just like,

867
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: did Karen take money? I was just like what, it

868
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 1: was really weird.

869
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 4: I wonder if you were stealing, like working for money,

870
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 4: but stealing for peanuts. Yeah, I don't think. I think

871
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 4: you're enough like me to where you would lose your

872
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 4: shit and get mad when you're backed against the all

873
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 4: and being accused of something.

874
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: Well I was. I did because it sucked as a job,

875
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 1: Like it was kind of like it'll be fun, you'll

876
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: be at the fair. Well, it was under a tent,

877
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: so it was boiling hot, and of course it's like

878
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: it's basically I was working retail as like a ten

879
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 1: year old. So it just sucked. And it was just

880
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: like I'm just kind of taking handfuls of peanuts and

881
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: putting in a bag or weighing them or I can

882
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: barely remember, but I just do remember when that call

883
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,280
Speaker 1: came through and my mom was like, did you take money?

884
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: And I was like no, what, Like I was like

885
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: they should they should be calling and thanking me for

886
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 1: working that shit job.

887
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 4: I know, I'm off today because you literally are talking

888
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 4: about a job where you're selling peanuts and I can't

889
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 4: figure out the working for peanuts joke. But maybe it's

890
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 4: a sign that I'm growing and I know that it's not.

891
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 4: Puns aren't always the answer.

892
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 1: Or maybe yeah, you're regressing back to a time in

893
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: your childhood where you didn't feel the need to pun

894
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: up every time someone told you a story.

895
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 4: Right, I would usually go into a character or do

896
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 4: something physical, fall downstairs, do that higher brow calm.

897
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,399
Speaker 1: How about you try to fall physically, joke, fall off

898
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: the chair you're in right now.

899
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 4: I mean, that makes no sense. I don't even know. Sorry, Okay,

900
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 4: I actually heard my tail. I didn't. I didn't see.

901
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: I think you slammed your head on the desk. That

902
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: looks so.

903
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,919
Speaker 4: Dangerous it takes life. I didn't. I kicked it too

904
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 4: far away and I really hit my butt on the

905
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,399
Speaker 4: on the foot rest of the stool. Oh and I'm

906
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 4: not wearing my padded shorts. I kicked it too far away.

907
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 4: But it's going away too bad.

908
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: This is a podcast.

909
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, for those of you listening, I fell on

910
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 4: my ass and it hurt, but Karen made me do it.

911
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 4: You all heard it set me up. I got set up.

912
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 4: I'm okay, now, it's fine. It didn't hurt that bad siding.

913
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 4: It's just a minor stomach ache.

914
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: Now, okay, good. You should probably lean back and just

915
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: take it easy for a second and just relax because

916
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 1: you're you're safe in your chair now and nothing's gonna happen.

917
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 4: I wish I still had my teenage bedroom in here.

918
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 4: I lay right in that waterbed. That gave me terrible

919
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,720
Speaker 4: posture for life.

920
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: All right, Chris took the hit on that one. Nice.

921
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 4: I remember what we were talking about.

922
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.

923
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

924
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: Wait, was that we were ending the question right? That

925
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: was the summer job question?

926
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, I never really Yeah, I never had a

927
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 4: real summer job other than.

928
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 3: The knives from at the Jenny. You go to a zoo,

929
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,439
Speaker 3: what's the first animal you check out?

930
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: Okay, so you go to a zoo.

931
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 4: I like to watch the tiger pacing around looking for

932
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 4: an answer to life. That always cheers me up. If

933
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 4: I go look at some monkeys that are stress shedding.

934
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 4: I don't like zoos. I don't know about you. They've

935
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 4: bummed me out since day one.

936
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're too small for the animal Also, I feel like,

937
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 1: and I understand that you're just trying to get a

938
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: sense of what our priorities are in terms of wild animals,

939
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:21,360
Speaker 1: but the zoo dictates the order in which you see animals,

940
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 1: because you're not gonna be like, look away until we

941
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 1: get to the hippopottoms, you know what I mean, Like

942
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,879
Speaker 1: you just have to fucking observe what's there. I will

943
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: say though, hippopottom my are my favorite to look at,

944
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: except they're they're always in things of water that are

945
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,720
Speaker 1: too small, you know what I mean, Like at least

946
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: in the couple of zoos that I've seen them in

947
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,439
Speaker 1: which that in alone is a bummer. And then one

948
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: time at the La Zoo, we were all looking at

949
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: this hip and basically what looked like it looked like

950
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 1: a cartoon hippo bottomius and a cartoon bathtub. So it

951
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: was a little too big, you know what I mean.

952
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: It was like it looked like it was for comedic effect.

953
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 1: And then it's somehow fait out a way to turn

954
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: all the way around, so it's ass was to the

955
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: crowd lift its ass up, and then just shit what

956
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: looked like bales of hay into its own water, and

957
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:15,919
Speaker 1: the whole crowd was like like bummed, like bummed out.

958
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: It was the funny. I was like, these animals are

959
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: so fucking past aggressive in their misery.

960
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 4: I love it when they do that shit ump. Welcome

961
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 4: to the shit show, asshole.

962
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: Yeah for real? So you want to look at something,

963
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: how about you look at my asshole?

964
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 4: Yeah? I guess.

965
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 1: So.

966
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 4: I've always wanted to go see penguins or sea otters

967
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 4: because they're just kind of stoked. It's like, well, I

968
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 4: wouldn't be traveling much more than this anyway, And you

969
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 4: guys built me a water slide, and I have all

970
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 4: the abaloney shells I can crack on my chest for life,

971
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 4: like certain animals like the zoo, and that's who I

972
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 4: want to go see. Yeah, but early on my mom

973
00:49:55,560 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 4: was pete person, so I couldn't go to circuses or

974
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:06,720
Speaker 4: a zoo without being reminded of that they aren't enjoying it. Yeah,

975
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 4: but no, I still want to see a bear on

976
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 4: a unicycle out you know everything.

977
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: Well, I mean that's just because you want to support

978
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: that bear's talent.

979
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 4: Everything every once in a while, Yeah, entertainment value and

980
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 4: me knowing when I see talent I know talent will

981
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 4: kind of surpass my you know, caring about its feelings.

982
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: You're concerned.

983
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, must go on.

984
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: No, I get it. This reminds me. I got it.

985
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I get it.

986
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 1: This reminds me of there was a great news story

987
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: that happened in the mid two thousands. Now, this was

988
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: a tough time for the Kilgarre family. So when I

989
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,879
Speaker 1: would go up to visit, it was a little stressful

990
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: always because my mom was getting sick and so there

991
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: were times where we were very often all together unhappy.

992
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: And so then when things like this would poke through,

993
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: it would be like twenty times funnier than it normally

994
00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: would be.

995
00:50:59,000 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 4: Yeah.

996
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: So, so there was this news story because there was

997
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: a monkey named Banana Sam at the San Francisco Zoo

998
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: that either escaped or was kidnapped out of the zoo,

999
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: and so that was like this. It was kind of

1000
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: like the headline story on the local news for a

1001
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: couple days Banana Sam, Banana Sam, this, and Bananasam every time.

1002
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 1: His full name, Banana Sam, which the name alone made

1003
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 1: me laugh. And then they found Banana Sam in like

1004
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: Golden Gate Park. I think from I'm totally piecing this

1005
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: together because it was fifteen years ago, and my sister

1006
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 1: and I are like sitting there cracking up like they

1007
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: were they had to lure Banana Sam into a backpack

1008
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: or I can't. It was something, and we're just sitting

1009
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: there kind of like watching it and laughing and talking

1010
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: about the importance of Banana Sam. And finally that we

1011
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: changed the channel and that story was on the next

1012
00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: news cast and my dad goes get rid of Banana Sam,

1013
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: all angry. It was the greatest. It was my favorite,

1014
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: and they talked about him like he was the fucking

1015
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 1: mayor of San Francisco. Was like this huge news story.

1016
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:15,800
Speaker 4: Banana Sam T shirts.

1017
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, but maybe we need some.

1018
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.

1019
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: It was an epic, epic story.

1020
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 4: Someone had a great idea for T shirts that that

1021
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 4: either say I'm a Jim Fairbanks or I'm a Jim Kilgaroff.

1022
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 4: Like you take your pick. I think that might be.

1023
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 4: I mean, that's specific, deep cut shit, but that's what

1024
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 4: this is all about. Hey, how about I'm a I'm

1025
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 4: a Banana I'm a Banana Sam.

1026
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm a Banana Sam. Banana Sam for life with a

1027
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: y Okay Stephen next Ques, Wait, did you get to answer,

1028
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that was the one.

1029
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah from at Shelley Underscore Novak underscore. What's the

1030
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 3: one thing you always forget when you leave the house?

1031
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 3: Good question, jelly yeah.

1032
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 4: I am going to say my and this isn't a

1033
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 4: fun or interesting answer, but it is usually nowadays a mask.

1034
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 4: I just leave and I'm like fuck again and I

1035
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 4: go get my mask. But the thing that I shouldn't

1036
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:21,800
Speaker 4: my wallet. I am always leaving a wallet and showing

1037
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,280
Speaker 4: up places and I don't have my wallet. I am

1038
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 4: it's so embarrassing to be like, oh, dinner's on me,

1039
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 4: you guys, I really don't have my wallet. Like I've

1040
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 4: done it. I've legitimately forgotten my wallet so many times

1041
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 4: because it hurts to sin on a wallet. I know.

1042
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 4: It's I'm a lot, it's harder to find like I

1043
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 4: don't have to deal with person. I'm a guy. It's

1044
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 4: like my keys are in my pocket, my Walt's in

1045
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,399
Speaker 4: my back pocket. It's like, how do I fuck that up?

1046
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 4: But it hurts to sin on my wallet. It's bad

1047
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 4: for your hips. Those people out there with hip displays,

1048
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 4: no wallets go up front. You got to make sure

1049
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,720
Speaker 4: you don't see it on them for hours while you're driving.

1050
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 4: So I tacked my wallet out nowadays, sorry, sorry, I

1051
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 4: hear you. Oh my god, it's banana Sam.

1052
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: Banana Sam is the backyard that sounded like fully work

1053
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: cold on once again. Okay, bears, Okay, so you're your

1054
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 1: thing is wallet.

1055
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, answer is a boring answer, but I'm always forgetting

1056
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 4: my mom.

1057
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: But it's a truthful answer, and the truth is never boring.

1058
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 4: And it sets you free.

1059
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I was just thinking about this

1060
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 1: the other day because in my twenties and when I

1061
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: still drank, I was I forgot everything all the time. Ever,

1062
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: I was constantly locking myself out of my apartment or

1063
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: my apartment building. I never had a credit card or

1064
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: this or a whatever. I couldn't keep track of anything.

1065
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 1: And after I stopped drinking, and when I got a

1066
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 1: real job and stuff, and I just started forcing myself

1067
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: to be organized because my excuse was always like I'm

1068
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 1: just so disorganized and like creative or whatever.

1069
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:06,760
Speaker 4: Stupid fucking excuse.

1070
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 1: And then I just got a purse. The key to

1071
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:13,720
Speaker 1: this is because so I would say, if it were anything,

1072
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: it would be like keys or a phone. But I

1073
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: got a purse. With an outside pocket, and I just

1074
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 1: put the crucial items in that pocket, and I'm always

1075
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 1: able to check like glasses, phone keys, so that I'm

1076
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:30,280
Speaker 1: always I'm always checking, so if anything, instead of forgetting

1077
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 1: stuff once I'm out in the world, my problem is

1078
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: I'm always late because it takes me fifteen minutes to

1079
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 1: leave the house. With all the kind of checking and

1080
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: rechecking that I do of things.

1081
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 4: I would be screwed in a purse situation because that's everything.

1082
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, I would be losing my purse

1083
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 4: and then you're fucked in every way.

1084
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,240
Speaker 1: Yes, you can't lose your purse.

1085
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 4: It's the only I won't even get any kind I

1086
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:02,800
Speaker 4: won't even go messing your bag. I won't even go messenger.

1087
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 1: Van, I won't even try.

1088
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 4: Sorry, I've had a whole white claw.

1089
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:08,479
Speaker 1: Shit.

1090
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not going anywhere.

1091
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 1: Go Missoula. Go.

1092
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 4: The only thing I'm leaving behind is my memories.

1093
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 1: I think your hair is growing into like almost like

1094
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: it's growing you a new personality.

1095
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:29,879
Speaker 4: It is well I put. Yesterday, I shot a little

1096
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 4: commercial with my buddy Bross. He he does has this

1097
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 4: dump truck service with three trucks and they bring DIY

1098
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 4: wood chips and stuff to people's houses. It's it's they're

1099
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 4: doing pretty well. But I thought it'd be fun to

1100
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 4: do a commercial where it's one of his competitors. So

1101
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 4: I had my hair slicked over with glasses and I

1102
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 4: look like a seventies used car salesman, just making up

1103
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 4: stuff about gravel and wood chips. And they said I

1104
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 4: was really scary during it because I had him be

1105
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 4: a guy that had spent some time in prison. But

1106
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 4: it's slick. I showered twice already and it's still it

1107
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 4: was just some axe hair stuff, but it I kind

1108
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 4: of like what it's doing now. I mean, look at

1109
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 4: that body.

1110
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: You should it's it's got bounce, it's got there's one

1111
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:27,680
Speaker 1: that paid thousands for that kind of body.

1112
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 4: It's time to it's time to cut it.

1113
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: I mean, it's time to grow it even longer. It's

1114
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: time to grow it down into a bob.

1115
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 4: I have no one to answer to professionally. I even, yeah,

1116
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 4: I even had some shows book that I felt uncertain

1117
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 4: about and I just canceled them. I really have nothing

1118
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 4: on the horizon, so why not, just why not? I'm

1119
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 4: just going to keep it.

1120
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 1: Going, you know what, I think that in you. You know,

1121
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 1: comedy can always be your safety net. But why not

1122
00:57:55,960 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 1: get into diy wood chip business? Well you can if

1123
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 1: you've got a connection.

1124
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 4: I a lot of my friends are offering. I might

1125
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 4: start at sign business and move here. I don't know, I'm.

1126
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: Nobody knows anything.

1127
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 4: Yeah. I love doing stand up and I'm going to

1128
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 4: do it eventually, So I don't want to get too occupied.

1129
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 4: But I should be figuring something else out. There's so

1130
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 4: many things to do.

1131
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 1: There's a lot to do, and there's a lot to

1132
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 1: figure out, and there's everything is a question mark. So

1133
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: you don't just know that you don't have to figure

1134
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: anything out until twenty twenty one spring.

1135
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 4: Okay, so I get the whole year off acting like

1136
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 4: a seventeen year old. Yes, good, Yes, okay, I'm going

1137
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 4: swimming again tomorrow. Thanks all your polite. I am do it.

1138
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 4: My police is like my remote control. I'm loving it.

1139
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 1: Okay, good, okay, Stephen? What next? What do the people

1140
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 1: want to know next?

1141
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 3: This is my favorite question ever. Oh at Captain bird Dog,

1142
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 3: what if you woke up one day and the sky

1143
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 3: wasn't blue?

1144
00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: Well it happens in winter, Captain bird.

1145
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's either a fire, or it's December, or

1146
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 4: you're on Mars. Goddamn it, it's really funny. That sounds

1147
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 4: like a Howard Stern radio sound effect.

1148
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 1: The dogs.

1149
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, it like turned on and cut off mid bark there.

1150
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 1: The thing is if if there's always, like on my street,

1151
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: there's always people working on houses or whatever, so like

1152
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: if they hear a car door open and then shut,

1153
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 1: they start barking.

1154
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, knock it off. I think it's like.

1155
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 1: I don't you don't need to warn me that people

1156
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: are getting in their car.

1157
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 4: It's given our podcast layers layers a sound like a

1158
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 4: flannel on a T shirt.

1159
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 1: I can't stand in the hallway. Okay, I'm back, I'm back.

1160
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 1: He just Frank stands where he's standing in the hallway barking,

1161
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: So then I know he's not barking in anything because

1162
00:59:58,960 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 1: he's just in the hallway.

1163
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 4: I think at this point everything is so I'm open

1164
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,919
Speaker 4: to anything. If the sky was suddenly red, I would

1165
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 4: just be like, all right, keep them coming, keep keep this.

1166
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 4: I don't. I hate the phrase the world is ended,

1167
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 4: like even as a joke, you know, because the world

1168
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 4: is ending, but we all are open to whatever right now?

1169
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think everyone's everyone's been rattled to the core. Yeah,

1170
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: But my sister sent me this great article about if

1171
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 1: you were born in if you were born in nineteen hundred,

1172
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 1: all the stuff you lived through, and it makes this

1173
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: look look like nothing, because if you were born in

1174
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: nineteen hundred, so that means you live through like the

1175
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 1: Spanish Flu, World War One, you know, the World War two,

1176
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 1: the Korean War, and it just all the polio, like

1177
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: all these things. Yeah, by the time it got up

1178
01:00:56,240 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 1: to like the Cold War and nuclear threat, you know,

1179
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,240
Speaker 1: you're in your seventies or something. I mean, it's it's

1180
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: an amazing kind of point of view of like, oh, yeah,

1181
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 1: we're we're all. I think that one of the problems

1182
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 1: with people these days is we all insist upon being

1183
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 1: perfectly comfortable and having our exact way all the time

1184
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 1: because everything is so like programmable to our likes and

1185
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: needs and there's nothing realistic about that in terms of

1186
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 1: being in the world. So if you're slightly uncomfortable a sudden,

1187
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 1: you're like I might have depression, I have one feeling,

1188
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:35,919
Speaker 1: or it's like no, no, you're fine, like you're it's

1189
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 1: good to be challenged, it's good to have things. You know,

1190
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 1: this is I'm not saying. I'm not saying this isn't

1191
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 1: scary as fuck.

1192
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:49,479
Speaker 4: Everyone everyone knows what you're saying right now, good because

1193
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 4: I kind of don't. Although, Karen, anyone you talk to

1194
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 4: that's like our dad's ages or you know, someone in

1195
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 4: their seventies is like, this is the scariest thing in

1196
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 4: my life time. My dad said that several times. And

1197
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 4: sure you know he fucked around with polio and ship.

1198
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't fuck with polio. Me myself, I don't

1199
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 1: fuck with polio.

1200
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 4: No, no, I don't know. I don't even I don't

1201
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 4: even tank her with it. And I never mess with Texas?

1202
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 4: Do you? If you everything?

1203
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 1: A bumper sticker says.

1204
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, have a nice day. She had happens Forrest gumped?

1205
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 1: Is it bad?

1206
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 4: Movie?

1207
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:33,439
Speaker 1: Cut to Chris dialing one eighthit for the one thousandth time?

1208
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 1: What are you doing?

1209
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 4: Iter? Hey? It's gonna take off, hey man. And so

1210
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 4: are my other inventions that I've come up with during

1211
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 4: this quarantine. One is burrito sized corn tortillas. Everyone wants them,

1212
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 4: and don't tell me they don't. They aren't soft enough

1213
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 4: and they don't fold into it that park can be

1214
01:02:55,880 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 4: figured out. Everyone wants Everyone prefers corn tortillas. No one

1215
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 4: needs flower tortillas always. And your corn tortilla people out there,

1216
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:08,280
Speaker 4: Karen shut me down, but I got my cornies out there.

1217
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 4: Where are you at? You want a burrito size corn tortilla?

1218
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 4: You know it. Here's my other pitch. If I was

1219
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 4: on Shark Tank led light grills. So it's a denture

1220
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 4: you put in and then just for the infomercial, like

1221
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 4: an old lady going to read a book and then

1222
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:28,440
Speaker 4: she smiles and these lights come out of her teeth

1223
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 4: like in cocoon, and then she's happy because she can

1224
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 4: read by her teeth light. Those are two. I'm going

1225
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 4: to pitch them together on Shark Tank. Okay, so while

1226
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:43,720
Speaker 4: I'm making the tortillas, my teeth are lit up. Oh,

1227
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 4: very excited.

1228
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: The LED grills I'm a thousand percent on board with

1229
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 1: because I'm the person that I read till I go

1230
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 1: to sleep at night. But then I go to sleep

1231
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:57,440
Speaker 1: with one of the side Who's gonna say, sideboard, what

1232
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 1: do you call it? Nightstand lights on? Yeah, and then

1233
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 1: you're it's very bad for you to go into r

1234
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,960
Speaker 1: em sleep with light in the room. You're not supposed to,

1235
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:06,680
Speaker 1: but I know I don't want to.

1236
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 4: It's a good point because how do they shut off?

1237
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 4: I'm glad you asked this. They are solar powered, so

1238
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 4: when you fall asleep, your mouth closes and then the

1239
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 4: light turns off.

1240
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,439
Speaker 1: Perfect, because even if it didn't turn off, your mouth,

1241
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 1: I'd be closed and the light would be gone.

1242
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'd be keeping you awake. Bright, it would shine

1243
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 4: through like pink, you know, when you put a flash

1244
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:29,720
Speaker 4: light in your mouth and next oh yes, yeah, would

1245
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 4: still shine through.

1246
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:33,040
Speaker 1: So they have to turn off, right, And do they

1247
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:34,040
Speaker 1: burn you at all?

1248
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 4: No, they do not. They are They're small enough, low

1249
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 4: enough wattage to where no heat comes from them.

1250
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,280
Speaker 1: What about flavors? Can we talk through?

1251
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 4: I'm working on grape grape led grills.

1252
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 1: Perfect. Yeah, we're done here, We're done with that. What

1253
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 1: was the question? And was that that everything to do?

1254
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,400
Speaker 4: If the sky was changing, I'd assume that it was

1255
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 4: some kind of a chemical weapon. Next question.

1256
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 1: If I woke up and the sky wasn't blue, I

1257
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: would just be like, man, okay, Next question?

1258
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:23,320
Speaker 3: All right? At T Canton asked, did either of you

1259
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 3: go to summer school? Any summer school stories.

1260
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 1: Fuck yes, I can you want me to do this? Chris?

1261
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 4: Will you say please please? During normal school hours.

1262
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 1: I flunked algebra freshman year of high school because the

1263
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 1: boy that I loved sat in the seat in front

1264
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 1: of me and I couldn't stop staring at his neck.

1265
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:48,040
Speaker 1: And the second I like slipped behind because I already

1266
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 1: had kind of like I'm not I don't think I'm

1267
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 1: good at math, which was entirely mental. So the second

1268
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 1: I stopped paying attention and then tried to click back in,

1269
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:58,200
Speaker 1: I was like it was I had no idea what

1270
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:00,920
Speaker 1: was going on, just got n f. So I had

1271
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 1: to make up for that by going to summer school,

1272
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 1: and I had to, so I went to this very

1273
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:07,640
Speaker 1: small Catholic high school in my town. Summer school was

1274
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:12,640
Speaker 1: across town at a public school, so it was I

1275
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,440
Speaker 1: had to carpool with a weird family or a family

1276
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,880
Speaker 1: I just didn't know very well, which is very uncomfortable.

1277
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:20,240
Speaker 1: Their car smelled weird, kind of smelling pennies, and I

1278
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 1: didn't like it, and there wasn't like you know that

1279
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:27,160
Speaker 1: thing when you start you have to be around another family,

1280
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:30,040
Speaker 1: and then you start you realize all families don't work

1281
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,440
Speaker 1: like your family works right in that way, We're like,

1282
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: if my dad drove carpool, the radio would be on

1283
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 1: and there'd be some fun chit chat and he would

1284
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 1: be enjoyable. And that's not how this family worked, or

1285
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:42,479
Speaker 1: their carpool or their dad, And it bummed me out

1286
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: severely only to them get out of the car and

1287
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:49,120
Speaker 1: have to go to this classroom where everybody in the

1288
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 1: in the room flunked math. So it wasn't like a

1289
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 1: stellar group of teens.

1290
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:59,600
Speaker 4: Myself included in that situation in my experience, because I

1291
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 4: have had summer school experience, don't isn't it then graded

1292
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:05,200
Speaker 4: on a curve, so then you just have to be

1293
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 4: king of the dipshits.

1294
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 1: I think I don't remember all I remembers that once

1295
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 1: I started paying attention, I did fine, and I was like,

1296
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 1: this is fucking easy, what the hell? And but I

1297
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 1: do remember this. It was just like kind of thing

1298
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:19,600
Speaker 1: where like I felt I was already scared, and so

1299
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 1: I was doing a lot of bias confirmation bias where

1300
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: I was just like, these are bad kids because they

1301
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,640
Speaker 1: flunked even though I was one of them, and they're

1302
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: also public school kids, so they're gonna like have a

1303
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: bike chain that they hit me with through some weird shit.

1304
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:38,160
Speaker 1: So I felt but I was just nervous. It was anxiety,

1305
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So then once I got

1306
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:41,479
Speaker 1: used to it, it wasn't like I made I don't

1307
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 1: think I made friends or anything like that, but I

1308
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 1: actually paid attention and learned something. And then at the

1309
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 1: very end of it, so it was to say it

1310
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,160
Speaker 1: was six weeks or eight weeks or whatever, it was,

1311
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 1: at the very end, we all passed and it was

1312
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 1: all fine, And then the teacher let us do this

1313
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 1: thing where every single person in the class we just

1314
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:01,800
Speaker 1: had a contest through balled up pieces of binder paper

1315
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:03,800
Speaker 1: into a garbage can and it was just like you

1316
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:05,880
Speaker 1: had to make three and then if you want, yeah,

1317
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:07,560
Speaker 1: you got your name put on the board and everyone

1318
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 1: just got to keep trying. It was super fun. Yeah,

1319
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 1: And that was that kind of like, oh, this is like, oh,

1320
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 1: this is how schools should work. There should be more

1321
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,760
Speaker 1: people in the room so that you're not you don't

1322
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: feel like I don't know. It suddenly all made sense

1323
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 1: to me what I was doing right and what I

1324
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:24,200
Speaker 1: was doing wrong.

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01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:27,519
Speaker 4: Yes, And when I I had to go back and

1326
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:31,559
Speaker 4: take math, because I would leave it till the last

1327
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 4: minute because in college that it was a requirement. But

1328
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 4: every winter I still was chasing snowboarding, and so I

1329
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:44,519
Speaker 4: would go to Bend, Oregon and just only snowboard during

1330
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 4: the day and then come back and try and make

1331
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:49,080
Speaker 4: for it, make up for it here at home with

1332
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,679
Speaker 4: summer school, and so I was taking math with the

1333
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:56,200
Speaker 4: entire football team and so and it was the first

1334
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 4: time I realized, like, there are smart students sitting in

1335
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,320
Speaker 4: a lab and I can go in there with my

1336
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:05,679
Speaker 4: homework and basically say can you do this in front

1337
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:08,760
Speaker 4: of me? And they would do And because it was

1338
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:12,240
Speaker 4: someone my age or a few years older, and they

1339
01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:15,479
Speaker 4: were talking in simple terms and there wasn't a classroom environment,

1340
01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:19,000
Speaker 4: I found and I'm thinking about that a lot, because

1341
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,800
Speaker 4: kids are being taught individually or in small groups. I

1342
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:25,240
Speaker 4: found that I totally got it once one person was

1343
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:27,880
Speaker 4: explaining to me, and you're not I'm not scare because

1344
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 4: I was looking at some pretty girl's neck too, And

1345
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,559
Speaker 4: all of a sudden, you're just talking to someone you

1346
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 4: don't want to seem dumb, So all of a sudden

1347
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 4: you're figuring it out it was at the end of

1348
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:42,400
Speaker 4: college trying to fulfill those last minute requirements where I realized, oh,

1349
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:45,439
Speaker 4: I just needed to go ask for help or I

1350
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:49,080
Speaker 4: never went to teachers. I never went to these teachers' aides,

1351
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:53,000
Speaker 4: and you know, it's the way you do it. Summer

1352
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,480
Speaker 4: School had a great experience.

1353
01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:58,519
Speaker 1: Great and also the film Summer School starring Mark Harmon

1354
01:09:58,640 --> 01:09:59,840
Speaker 1: is a wonder Carr film.

1355
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:04,040
Speaker 4: At one point was the highest paid actor on because

1356
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 4: of ncis. Yes, he also was a Cores beer spokesman,

1357
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:13,840
Speaker 4: a Nazi owned company that makes a banquet beer. What

1358
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:18,200
Speaker 4: do we yeah, Mark Harmon man, Summer School is no good.

1359
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:22,599
Speaker 1: It's not a common Mark Carmon also played professional football,

1360
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:26,280
Speaker 1: I believe at one on Yeah, or college maybe college?

1361
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:29,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah he went yeah college.

1362
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,639
Speaker 1: And so college like he was the quarterback at UCLA

1363
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:32,160
Speaker 1: or something.

1364
01:10:32,439 --> 01:10:32,919
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1365
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:37,080
Speaker 1: Isn't that weird though? That like, like there's a lot

1366
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:42,719
Speaker 1: of like football professional quarterbacks who are also devastatingly handsome.

1367
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 1: How does that fucking work?

1368
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:48,680
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know, and isn't I do

1369
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:53,320
Speaker 4: realize I've interviewed a couple like I'm a I'm a

1370
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:57,240
Speaker 4: good looking rich skateboarder guy. And they immediately know how

1371
01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:59,639
Speaker 4: to grab a mic and talk into camera, Like there's

1372
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:03,240
Speaker 4: a con financed comes with that, Like I know how

1373
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:07,840
Speaker 4: to deal with people. I'm red. I had to learn confidence,

1374
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,280
Speaker 4: as you know, and I still haven't quite mastered it.

1375
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 4: But there are athletes out there that just figure it out,

1376
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:15,680
Speaker 4: and so yeah, they become actors or they become.

1377
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:18,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just like, yeah, you want to look at me.

1378
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:24,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to whether I'm running or talking, whether

1379
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:26,679
Speaker 4: I'm n C or I s.

1380
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:34,160
Speaker 1: Okay, Stephen, let's just the one.

1381
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:43,960
Speaker 3: Last one last. I'm from at Georgia Peach. What's the

1382
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,839
Speaker 3: weirdest thing you've eaten while driving?

1383
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:51,360
Speaker 4: Does she just want us to say a Georgia Peach?

1384
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:58,320
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, is this is this from the Georgia Peach

1385
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:00,680
Speaker 1: Board and we're supposed to answer Georgia.

1386
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:06,720
Speaker 4: Peach the Georgia Film Board a subsidiary of the peach industry.

1387
01:12:07,479 --> 01:12:10,720
Speaker 4: I uh, I don't know. I have to think about that.

1388
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,479
Speaker 4: Does anything spring to mind, ken.

1389
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 1: I mean, from all my years of driving up and

1390
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:18,440
Speaker 1: down Highway five to go home and come back, Yeah,

1391
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:24,080
Speaker 1: to put alum in La, I've definitely eaten, you know,

1392
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:28,639
Speaker 1: like full meals. Yeah, while go driving ninety miles an hour.

1393
01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 4: Like I know, I've eaten spaghetti, not off a plate,

1394
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:37,439
Speaker 4: but I've had noodles and in Los Angeles car oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1395
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:39,519
Speaker 4: you end up eating. I'm like, I'm been starving. I

1396
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:41,880
Speaker 4: worked all day. At seven o'clock I find and I'm

1397
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:46,080
Speaker 4: the wolf, and I've eaten everything. Fucking sushi. It's sushi weird.

1398
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:50,880
Speaker 4: I've eaten sushi driving, I bet a dozen times. I'm

1399
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,920
Speaker 4: not talking gas station ship with my hand with chop

1400
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:55,599
Speaker 4: sex yet, chop sex.

1401
01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:56,760
Speaker 1: Chop sex.

1402
01:12:57,080 --> 01:13:00,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've put the chop sacks in there, and I

1403
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:05,880
Speaker 4: put my mouth with some sushi. Sorry, I've been I've

1404
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:11,240
Speaker 4: eaten sushi before, but no, yes, with my fingers of course,

1405
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,480
Speaker 4: and not with chopsticks.

1406
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:15,880
Speaker 1: I think I don't know the weirdest because I've always

1407
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:18,920
Speaker 1: had a real, what we'll call a penchant for fast food.

1408
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,320
Speaker 4: Frank is dancing in the background.

1409
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:25,720
Speaker 1: What you're doing, Frank? Come over here and say Hi,

1410
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:30,599
Speaker 1: come here? Should let's give Frank a chance? Yeah, Frank,

1411
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,240
Speaker 1: why what are you doing? So?

1412
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:35,479
Speaker 4: I heard you saw the assailant? What what what else

1413
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:42,679
Speaker 4: did you see? Good job, buddy, it's a nice dog.

1414
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:45,599
Speaker 4: Good job. Buddy, Sorry about that time you ran right

1415
01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:46,920
Speaker 4: into a plate glass window.

1416
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:52,800
Speaker 1: That was kind of sad.

1417
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 4: It was really loud.

1418
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:57,280
Speaker 1: He's not smart. Wait, the story I was going to

1419
01:13:57,320 --> 01:14:00,400
Speaker 1: tell is that I have definitely it's not the item

1420
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:04,240
Speaker 1: wasn't weird, but it just it's My sister was very strict.

1421
01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:05,880
Speaker 1: You were not allowed to eat in the car. She

1422
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:08,280
Speaker 1: would always be like, that's like that's gross. What are

1423
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:10,200
Speaker 1: you a hog or whatever. You'd always make it seem

1424
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:12,519
Speaker 1: like you were a monster if you ate in the car.

1425
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:15,000
Speaker 1: So then when I was by myself, I'd be like,

1426
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to fucking eat in the car. It seemed

1427
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:22,280
Speaker 1: like the greatest, most freeing thing to do. I definitely

1428
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:25,040
Speaker 1: have done that thing though, where like you're driving and

1429
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:27,960
Speaker 1: eating like a hamburger and then you break and it

1430
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:30,160
Speaker 1: slips out of your hand and slides down next to

1431
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:33,120
Speaker 1: your seat like that that happened where I was trying

1432
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,880
Speaker 1: to save it when I was like, no, no, no,

1433
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:38,280
Speaker 1: it's my hamburger. And then it's just you're pushing it

1434
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:41,519
Speaker 1: down between the console and the seat, trying to grab

1435
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:44,840
Speaker 1: it with like two fingers like scissors, like no win,

1436
01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:45,920
Speaker 1: you win?

1437
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:49,960
Speaker 4: Because that I mean, I've had my wallet, or I

1438
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,120
Speaker 4: guess some trail mix go down there, but never an

1439
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:55,519
Speaker 4: intact sandwich burger, just.

1440
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:57,479
Speaker 1: The whole thing sliding and three pieces where it's like,

1441
01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:59,200
Speaker 1: if I catch it quick enough, I can pull it

1442
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 1: back up or a los the.

1443
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:02,479
Speaker 4: Fun and the meat slides through.

1444
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:05,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, you just pull up like one onion. God

1445
01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 1: damn it.

1446
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:09,559
Speaker 4: And then the next time you're vacuuming your car you're like, oh, yeah,

1447
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:10,360
Speaker 4: that hamburger.

1448
01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:14,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's mold and ants back here. That's why

1449
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:15,840
Speaker 1: perfect you.

1450
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:17,800
Speaker 4: Guys, I have to go to the bathroom so bad

1451
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 4: because I right claw should.

1452
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,639
Speaker 1: We wrap it down? That's that's a nice way to end.

1453
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:23,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1454
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:25,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's really no ending with these q and as

1455
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,880
Speaker 1: because we want to do them forever. So if you

1456
01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:29,880
Speaker 1: didn't get yours in this time, we'll definitely do it again.

1457
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:32,600
Speaker 1: And thanks everybody for sending theirs in. It makes us

1458
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:34,400
Speaker 1: feel good that you participate.

1459
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:37,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really does, and it's made me feel good

1460
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:41,240
Speaker 4: just down in personal note. These these cameos that I've

1461
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:45,920
Speaker 4: been doing every day now nice. Yeah, and it's I

1462
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:48,439
Speaker 4: can tell just by the details people are giving me.

1463
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:52,280
Speaker 4: It's the sweetest humans ever. And it's always fans of

1464
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:54,800
Speaker 4: our podcast, So thank you for that. And I love

1465
01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:58,960
Speaker 4: doing them because it makes me feel normal. Yay, heay normalcy.

1466
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:03,280
Speaker 1: And we do we really do have the best fans. Oh.

1467
01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:05,280
Speaker 1: We also are coming out with new merch which is

1468
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:08,120
Speaker 1: very exciting. Oh yeah, I think in a couple of weeks,

1469
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:11,960
Speaker 1: So in addition to the T shirt that we have,

1470
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,519
Speaker 1: there's gonna be some new stuff. So keep your eye peel.

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01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:15,840
Speaker 4: I'm excited about that.

1472
01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:19,719
Speaker 1: Yeah. A puzzle, just what a teaser? A puzzle is coming.

1473
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:22,400
Speaker 4: So the puzzle, for sure is happening. We can announce

1474
01:16:22,439 --> 01:16:22,920
Speaker 4: the puzzle.

1475
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:23,960
Speaker 1: I think we should.

1476
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,920
Speaker 4: And it is a thousand pieces. I like that. You

1477
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:28,080
Speaker 4: were like, this isn't gonna be like a two fifty

1478
01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:29,639
Speaker 4: or five hundred bullshit, right.

1479
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:32,240
Speaker 1: I mean they gave an example picture where I was like,

1480
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:34,880
Speaker 1: this purely is just to show what a puzzle looks like, right,

1481
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:37,080
Speaker 1: because if you're if you're making this puzzle and it

1482
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 1: literally is fifty pieces, there's gonna be a problem with

1483
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:41,360
Speaker 1: me and all the puzzle things. Yeah.

1484
01:16:41,439 --> 01:16:43,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're an actual puzzle head.

1485
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,000
Speaker 1: I'm a real puzzler.

1486
01:16:46,479 --> 01:16:48,080
Speaker 4: Okay, I have to go to the bathroom more than that.

1487
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:51,439
Speaker 4: I ever had to go. But it's good to see

1488
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:53,680
Speaker 4: you friend, and you too my friend here. If I

1489
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:55,360
Speaker 4: ever leave Montana, it's yours.

1490
01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:57,800
Speaker 1: Don't be afraid to ship it.

1491
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,760
Speaker 4: Hi Stephen. Oh yeah, totally. Y'all keep your posting on

1492
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:04,120
Speaker 4: my plane. No, I'm coming home. I'll be I'll be home.

1493
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:08,320
Speaker 4: There's no rush in a week or two. Okay, okay, okay,

1494
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,960
Speaker 4: I gotta pee. You've been listening? Do you need a ride?

1495
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:13,439
Speaker 4: I really have to pee?

1496
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:20,760
Speaker 1: D y n a p oh?

1497
01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:22,120
Speaker 4: Are you leaving?

1498
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:26,559
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want

1499
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:32,120
Speaker 2: to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim

1500
01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:38,080
Speaker 2: and give us time and turning on engage. We want

1501
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:40,120
Speaker 2: to send you off instat.

1502
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:43,839
Speaker 1: We want to welcome you back home.

1503
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:47,080
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

1504
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:51,519
Speaker 1: We scared? Or was it fine? Mal porn?

1505
01:18:07,479 --> 01:18:08,839
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1506
01:18:09,479 --> 01:18:10,799
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1507
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:12,799
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1508
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:16,759
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1509
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:20,719
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1510
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:29,559
Speaker 4: Do you need with Karen and Chriss