Speaker 1: You really don't notice all. Don't embarrass me, bro, you
Speaker 1: just got back from Africa, Like that was just you
Speaker 1: should be living in your brands life. I know how
Speaker 1: to Millie rock who who this? This is? Whose concert?
Speaker 1: You want to do that too. Let me just preface
Speaker 1: this by saying, I miss a lot of Southern field
Speaker 1: and music because I am up here with the Mars
Speaker 1: and Tim's son, and so I just wanted to thrive
Speaker 1: in my ratchet hole. And yeah, you guys. She hit
Speaker 1: me up and was like, hey, you're urban enough, you're
Speaker 1: a little ghetto. I think you'll want to come to
Speaker 1: a Playboy CARDI concert with me. I said, who is that?
Speaker 1: I was like, so I sent Mandy the link extension
Speaker 1: the mean and that's just said sixteen it up And
Speaker 1: I said, oh, I'm not going to be caught. But
Speaker 1: you know what, I see all of these concerts and
Speaker 1: which they like CrowdSurf and myoy James be going to
Speaker 1: ship like that and like me and him be talking
Speaker 1: about it, and he told me like, sometimes it gets
Speaker 1: too much advice. So I'm not gonna lie if I
Speaker 1: don't think people realize how different we are. She does.
Speaker 1: She does like E D c music festivals, but you're
Speaker 1: not catching me at a concert unless I'm backstage. I do.
Speaker 1: I do music fest but not so much, etc. Like
Speaker 1: I'm not I don't give a funk. I'm not interested
Speaker 1: in being around a whole bunch of sweaty people. So
Speaker 1: unless I'm backstage, energy can be like to be connected
Speaker 1: with people, just to be honest with you in the
Speaker 1: spirit of being fucked up and high dude, like it's
Speaker 1: nice and hot and probably pass out from it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter not hot, Well, you're going to be hot with
Speaker 1: all them people jumping around. It's just nice to just
Speaker 1: be in your zone of people and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can be in. I love Playboy Cardie too. I
Speaker 1: know white people love these new round they do Bro
Speaker 1: Young fuck Meat goes a little oozy, fucking Playboy, all
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's they ship. It's ridiculous. That's why they was
Speaker 1: sixteen and so, hey, guys, welcome to Horrible Decisions yet
Speaker 1: another episode. I'm so glad that you guys are joining us.
Speaker 1: This is your girl. What you're gonna, I'm I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm not man, I'm at it, bitch, I'm your dad.
Speaker 1: That's when he's gonna be saying when he m I'm
Speaker 1: you have to see that's it. This is my new
Speaker 1: sex song dog fuck that ship. I'll be playing motherfucking
Speaker 1: a bra and oh, you probably don't know who it is.
Speaker 1: All the R and B hits, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm not sing to play war CARDI bro, what is
Speaker 1: no Anyways, guys, welcome to yet another episode of fucking
Speaker 1: Horrible Decisions today. I'm super excited about this motherfucking conversation.
Speaker 1: We're talking about a whole bunch of sh I'm really
Speaker 1: fucking excited about your day. I just girls Instagram. You
Speaker 1: know we always bleeped it out. I'm gonna call because
Speaker 1: she's sucking trash. Wait, I gotta find her name. Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to tag this fucking nineteen year old,
Speaker 1: fucking dumb Oh my god, I can't fucking white. Okay, guys, So,
Speaker 1: for all of you guys who have been listening, I'm
Speaker 1: single as fuck, and I just went through a drought
Speaker 1: where I didn't have niggas. I now have too many
Speaker 1: niggas on my line, but I went through a drought
Speaker 1: where I didn't really have anyone on my phone, so
Speaker 1: I had been swipe swipe, swiping my thumb as strong
Speaker 1: as fuck. I had been swiping on um tender um
Speaker 1: to go on dates. Why not bumble, Well it's too complicated,
Speaker 1: give you like twenty four hours to respond. I don't
Speaker 1: be like, can look thirsty. I wanted it. I can't
Speaker 1: do bumble. I swipe when I'm fucked up and maybe
Speaker 1: I'm not missing something. Oh here she goes. Um. Anyways,
Speaker 1: so I was swiping. I'll tell you guys the story,
Speaker 1: um real briefly, So I swiped with this guy. He
Speaker 1: was super super super super cute. Okay, Um, he's very handsome,
Speaker 1: about six six, light skin by racial um paperback. No,
Speaker 1: he actually was a paper bag. He was like really
Speaker 1: light skinned. He looks you know, he looks look kind
Speaker 1: of Chico like I'm talking. He's black, German and Cuban.
Speaker 1: Um boy, you really called him out. I don't know. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he hasn't nobody man, He's like, hey, no blue chet,
Speaker 1: blue chet on that whole anyway. So we went on
Speaker 1: a day. He actually hit me up. We we matched,
Speaker 1: we were talking, and literally the next day he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's go for lunch. I wouldn't do a ship so
Speaker 1: I said, okay, man, I'll take I'll take lunch. So
Speaker 1: he came and picked me up. He lives in like
Speaker 1: New Rochelle, which is above you know, the Bronx. And
Speaker 1: when you're about the Bronx, most of them have sucking cars.
Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, I guess I'll go ahead
Speaker 1: and throw it out there. He was twenty two years old. Um,
Speaker 1: but whatever. So he came and picked me up and
Speaker 1: he graduated yeah, um he graduated from high school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he is in college and he's about to enter
Speaker 1: law school. Um, and so he can't pick me up.
Speaker 1: We ended up going to a really nice like sushi
Speaker 1: Japanese spot, Gotbach eight super. He was super mature, Like.
Speaker 1: We sat there and talked about probably the fucking Trump
Speaker 1: administration and politics. He's clearly into politics. I mean he's
Speaker 1: about to be a lawyer, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So he's into that bitch right. I was like, and
Speaker 1: I'm not even lie. I think he's definitely more white
Speaker 1: than black, because I think he was here for Trump
Speaker 1: and no girl, he was. He. I was like, boy,
Speaker 1: I got up, I got out of the day. Dude
Speaker 1: was like, I would have voted for him. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: he's definitely, But I'm also someone who I accept people
Speaker 1: to accept me for my views. I wouldn't sit here
Speaker 1: and just not you know, I'm hearing him out. So
Speaker 1: that's okay, Mexican. You think it's okay for someone to
Speaker 1: have vis like that, You want to suck somebody that
Speaker 1: has views like that. I'm not gonna go him on
Speaker 1: you this episode on the Subway. I'm going to tell
Speaker 1: you why it's sucking trash. At the end of the day,
Speaker 1: do you know how many niggas probably think it's trash
Speaker 1: that I want to take a dildo? Want another? Niggas asked? Also,
Speaker 1: first of all, that's a fetish. You're telling you that
Speaker 1: it doesn't black people. How much better can you do? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, how much worse can it get for you?
Speaker 1: Get the funk out of here? Get when people fucking
Speaker 1: sign off on that this fucking dude climate deal pictured
Speaker 1: one thousand percent. Sure what he's done since he's been
Speaker 1: in the office and what he said. However, you still
Speaker 1: have people with different political views. He comes from a
Speaker 1: background in which he was mostly raised. He was raising
Speaker 1: he was raising a Republican household. I'm sitting here, and
Speaker 1: it's not He wasn't saying that he did vote. He wasn't.
Speaker 1: He was. He was just very strong about his family
Speaker 1: and their views on Trump. That's what it was. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyways, so we went to this to
Speaker 1: this nice Japanese But if you talk to somebody voted
Speaker 1: for Trump, then you did a white boy, it's off
Speaker 1: of your list. He didn't vote for You've done it.
Speaker 1: You've done it. He might allied to you to get
Speaker 1: the pussy. I think his family did, but he didn't.
Speaker 1: But anyways, so we're sitting here in the car. Anyways,
Speaker 1: we go to the to the restaurant. It was really good,
Speaker 1: really fucking good, like habachi. And he asked like we're
Speaker 1: starting to talk and he's like, I want to go
Speaker 1: to a cigar bar. Mind you. He's twenty two years old,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you want to go to a cigar bar? Okay,
Speaker 1: mind you. I got my little old head, my little
Speaker 1: old nig I would be with the old head, do you.
Speaker 1: I think he's like every seven, he's, well, it's old
Speaker 1: for me. And so he put me onto cigars, So
Speaker 1: I like, no, which ones I have to smoke in
Speaker 1: the size. I know how to smoke it, I know
Speaker 1: how to clip it. You head? Then who paid my rent? Oh,
Speaker 1: but he's not in my old head, that's daddy. But um. Anyways,
Speaker 1: so we went to the cigar bar. It was nice,
Speaker 1: like he knew the people I know, um, and so
Speaker 1: we went to the cigar bar. It was really nice.
Speaker 1: You know, it's an all white neighborhood. He has all
Speaker 1: white friends, so he knows the guy at the front
Speaker 1: hooks all of them. I didn't meet and she acted
Speaker 1: like that right. So after we leave this cigar bar,
Speaker 1: his friend owns another cigar bar. So we go to
Speaker 1: this other cigar bar. Bitch. They bring out the bud
Speaker 1: wisers and ship like, I'm legit seriously, and so we're
Speaker 1: sitting here a wolfall Walsher is playing. Then we started
Speaker 1: talking politics like it's literally I'm like, am I no, seriously,
Speaker 1: I was in your show? Or man Tuck, I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't. I forgot the name and started and started
Speaker 1: with the m um. Anyways, so this is where the
Speaker 1: date takes a lambslide. Guys like, So I'm sitting there,
Speaker 1: We're all talking. Next thing, I know this little Chico
Speaker 1: bitch don't give that if he y'all don't come for me.
Speaker 1: This little Chico bitch. She walked in with her little
Speaker 1: pink um workout pants with a fucking crop top tank
Speaker 1: top with her hair down looking crops drop top. So
Speaker 1: she walk in. Mind you, at this point, I don't
Speaker 1: know who she is. Me and him have had the
Speaker 1: conversation about our exes, are our history, what it is.
Speaker 1: He's been single for a month and a half, So
Speaker 1: this girl wants me to win. This girl walks in
Speaker 1: and she looks at everyone. Mind you, were with his
Speaker 1: best friends right now, the best friend's girlfriend, everybody. So
Speaker 1: she walks in and it's just looking at the dude
Speaker 1: I want to date with, and I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: don't know who the fun this is. So she goes.
Speaker 1: She says hi to everybody, Hi, Tim, Hi Joe, Hi, Bobby,
Speaker 1: says hi to all you know, all the guys, tailor,
Speaker 1: Hi Taylor, Hi Hunter says hi to literally the other
Speaker 1: five guys that are there. Um, and then asked the
Speaker 1: best friend and who is this pointing at me? Hold
Speaker 1: on though, so so he's like, oh, that's Mandy. So
Speaker 1: she got to stick out her hand. Mind you at
Speaker 1: this point. I don't know what's going on, so I
Speaker 1: stick out my hand because the bitch I don't know
Speaker 1: who she is, okay, whatever, so I stick out her
Speaker 1: hand like what's up next? Thing? I know she's looking
Speaker 1: at the nigger I want a date with, and she's like,
Speaker 1: let's go outside. I need to talk to you, bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever opened my Uber app, so
Speaker 1: motherfucking fast, I know you need I was like seven minutes, wait,
Speaker 1: where the hell is that bitch? Bitch? I ain't even
Speaker 1: gonna hold you. The only reason why I held out
Speaker 1: while it was outside that bitch I was. I was like,
Speaker 1: my pride, ain't that Let me see what's going on.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know about the sister photes friends.
Speaker 1: Was supposed to be a free lunch. I can't turn
Speaker 1: this into a sixty four dollar lunch. Like this just
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. So there outside, mind you? Before he
Speaker 1: go outside, he did mind you, bit, I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck, bitch. So before he goes outside with the bitch,
Speaker 1: he's like, Bobby, I need you to join me, bitch.
Speaker 1: He had the best friend join him. When I tell you,
Speaker 1: it took all of seventh second Bobby was convincing him
Speaker 1: that he Okay, no, bitch, Bobby's girlfriend slid right the
Speaker 1: funk over to me and was like, I just want
Speaker 1: you to know they are not together. Is that because
Speaker 1: he know his fucking story, bitch? Because he didn't tell
Speaker 1: me that his friends were wife before, and yeah, this problem,
Speaker 1: I just want you to know. It was just very
Speaker 1: matter of fact. I voted the best the best friend's
Speaker 1: girlfriend slid over to my. Mind you, they're all fucking
Speaker 1: leather recliners. She leans over to me and she was like,
Speaker 1: I just want you to know they are not together anymore,
Speaker 1: and we don't like her. It's like, I'm pretty bit
Speaker 1: it was. They were here for her as okay, mind you.
Speaker 1: Come to find out they broke up because she got
Speaker 1: gang banged by a friend and many I swear to god,
Speaker 1: so mind you, the whole time I knew of why
Speaker 1: they broke up. So I'm like, oh, so that's the
Speaker 1: whole getting gang bang like, so that's why they broke
Speaker 1: up while they were in a relationship. I guess she
Speaker 1: decided to not only funk a friend, but a friend
Speaker 1: and his friends so got gang bang. I thought you
Speaker 1: it was when we were broken that night. It wasn't
Speaker 1: a be fucking deal and you always got to say something.
Speaker 1: But I don't know what the fuck is your proper name? Sha,
Speaker 1: So this I was drunk, bitch, right, I was drunk.
Speaker 1: I did not know what the hell is that. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I've been drinking see so um yeah, bitch, So that's
Speaker 1: what happened. Um. Needless to say, I ended up still
Speaker 1: sucking him that night. But what you know what though
Speaker 1: I know I'm not gonna lie. The date went so well,
Speaker 1: she got dismissed and left. He explained it. Mind you,
Speaker 1: the friends was cape, bitch, we spent the friends was
Speaker 1: caping like apparently he didn't try, she didn't try to
Speaker 1: run him over, like she's a crazy bitch, just crazy
Speaker 1: um Puerto Rico, which all my Spanish friends crazy, but
Speaker 1: it's I mean, it was just like one of my
Speaker 1: Spanish friends pissed on a dude's car and put like
Speaker 1: ham all over the top of the hood because the
Speaker 1: sun spots. So when he peeled off the ham, that
Speaker 1: called like the paint worth the pain came off. I
Speaker 1: wasn't here for you always need one on the team.
Speaker 1: It was just definitely one of those were it kind
Speaker 1: of like puts salt into such a great day because
Speaker 1: he was actually such a great date. Needless to say,
Speaker 1: I go to work the motherfucker next day and guess
Speaker 1: who slides in My motherfucking d and motherfucking Quita. But okay,
Speaker 1: I'm Steph. That's the name, bitch is Okay, I'm step
Speaker 1: That is of the show. And I'm so happy because
Speaker 1: normally y'all know, we believe shit. But she was just
Speaker 1: so motherfucking tacky, and I'm like, bitch, I'm growing a bit.
Speaker 1: So y'all, I really had to tell y'all what this
Speaker 1: little young bitch plant ten thousand trees and reading time
Speaker 1: read right now. Let me tell y'all what this follow her?
Speaker 1: Can I please follow her? Let me tell y'all what
Speaker 1: this whole hop to my MS asking so I screenshot
Speaker 1: this ship and sent it to Wheezy. She decided to
Speaker 1: hop my d m s and ask who paid for
Speaker 1: the date? That was her question to me, and my
Speaker 1: motherfucking was did you or for the day. She's fucking trash,
Speaker 1: super trash, Who the fun ask that? So you know what,
Speaker 1: nineteen year old wasn't even going to be petty or
Speaker 1: that didn't get paid to get by eight niggas. What happened?
Speaker 1: Oh my ship came out. Damn we didn't told all
Speaker 1: the Jews. It's okay. We can still hear you, can't
Speaker 1: you hear me? Yeah? Oh, I just can't hear myself. Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I don't have to hear myself. I'll go on.
Speaker 1: Many had a malfunction, you see that that was about
Speaker 1: the about me. No, let me tell y'all coming through,
Speaker 1: Let me shop, let me, let me, let me, let
Speaker 1: me finish, let me finish you and let me finish.
Speaker 1: So she stepped in my mother fucking I was talking
Speaker 1: about who paid for the day. I wasn't gonna respond
Speaker 1: because for any of the female followers listening, I think
Speaker 1: it's super fucking messy to respond to the other bitch
Speaker 1: who ain't even the bitch, Because bitch, he's single. Why
Speaker 1: are you asking me question about your nigga that ain't
Speaker 1: your nigga? So is this single in his bio? Single?
Speaker 1: Is in his bio? Bro? You know you're not being chose.
Speaker 1: So my response to her was, do I look like
Speaker 1: a bit who would pay for a day? You know
Speaker 1: that was high five? Didn't know that was my motherfucker response.
Speaker 1: He was out here getting that eight dollars cigar and
Speaker 1: putting it on yo, goddamn chase girl. I was just like,
Speaker 1: mind you, I will tell you guys a one sauce
Speaker 1: that I fund with married niggas And why is theyn't
Speaker 1: even approached me about no ship? What was that? I said?
Speaker 1: I funk with married niggas and nay, wise, don't even
Speaker 1: hit me. So the last thing I need is a
Speaker 1: single niggas eggs bitch hitting my god, damn lie you
Speaker 1: heard you see this while you can't fu nigas, Okay.
Speaker 1: So then we talked about this. Mind you. This is
Speaker 1: the topic for today's episode because Wheezy is convinced that
Speaker 1: this would not have happened had he been older, which
Speaker 1: is teen nineteen year olds nineteen? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Are you? We had this conversation a fox some nineteen
Speaker 1: year old myna, you better not be wife, and he's sucking.
Speaker 1: He's twenty two. He's gonna wife a nineteen year old.
Speaker 1: He's twenty two. That's why you can't funk with young dudes,
Speaker 1: because they ask you young as you know why she
Speaker 1: asked that question because he had her cave then date
Speaker 1: that y'all are, Oh she paid her way? What and
Speaker 1: that bitch thought that was the only thing that matters
Speaker 1: you dumb ass thinking the whole like you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, click on you and to think girl, But no,
Speaker 1: go through the talk about what happened about Oh dude,
Speaker 1: this could be the whole, No, bitch, because we got
Speaker 1: to talk about this age talk about So then she
Speaker 1: goddamn cologne? So did she go do you guys? Dude,
Speaker 1: I'll be goddamn Latino friends look so anyways, So then
Speaker 1: what she proceeds to do, bitch, is send me screenshots
Speaker 1: of a conversation she han't with him, like your friends shot, bitch.
Speaker 1: So listen at this point, this is where I cut
Speaker 1: him off. Mind you, He's been on my phone every
Speaker 1: single day since Girl. He wants to take me to
Speaker 1: go see Wonder Woman. He is in my phone like crazy,
Speaker 1: and I am curving the ship out of him because bitch,
Speaker 1: he loved it too. He is in love with me,
Speaker 1: Like I think I put it on him too much,
Speaker 1: Like I shouldn't gave that aus. Girl was definitely like
Speaker 1: c plus Like I don't even know why he got
Speaker 1: a great a pussy for c plus dick. But you
Speaker 1: know I like to show out on these young nigs.
Speaker 1: No talk about was so she yeah, he was six
Speaker 1: six and that's why he got his body was fucking
Speaker 1: stepped out of anyway, how's he gonna anyways? So she
Speaker 1: proceeds to send me screenshots, which women don't do this ship.
Speaker 1: This is tacky as fuck. Okay. She proceeded to send
Speaker 1: me screenshots apparently of a conversation that she was having
Speaker 1: with him, where he pretty much answered that same question
Speaker 1: is who do you think paid for it? Pretty much
Speaker 1: not telling her he paid for it or I paid
Speaker 1: for it? Was just real childish, And then she proceeded
Speaker 1: to just send me screenshots of how he decided to
Speaker 1: then say he he was glad she popped up because
Speaker 1: she was looking so beauty. Nigga's being niggas. I want
Speaker 1: you to record me saying this niggas being niggas. Hol long,
Speaker 1: I'm have a message go ahead, and with feminists, the
Speaker 1: message ladies stop buying other bitches about the nigga that
Speaker 1: told you now I didn't suck her. And then to
Speaker 1: confirm are you stupid? Are you stupid? You look dumb. Stop.
Speaker 1: Stop you are making us look dumb. I am fucking
Speaker 1: tired of women making me. No, Sha, how old are you?
Speaker 1: You have to be? Nineteen? No, but you don't because
Speaker 1: I have another friend sucking another friend's nigga, and so
Speaker 1: I'm just called in the middle and bitch the wife
Speaker 1: is definitely hitting my friend showing up to her job
Speaker 1: at this point, My you just wrote a whole Instagram
Speaker 1: caption about Oh my god, this girl is trying to
Speaker 1: ruin my relationship but I ain't gonna let her come
Speaker 1: between because we're gonna meet a person and she's gonna
Speaker 1: see me, and I'm just like this Instagram. Please keep
Speaker 1: your personal life too, to your personal side. Um. But
Speaker 1: this is why I've decided that fucking dating is just
Speaker 1: not for me. At this point, I can't stand regular
Speaker 1: nigga because it's just a bullshit, Like let me just
Speaker 1: walk into something and know what I'm walking into, Like
Speaker 1: I just I'm I was just super cooling it. So
Speaker 1: he's super bitter. It hasn't happened to me. One of
Speaker 1: my old roommate, right, she needs to work with this dude. God,
Speaker 1: she this is such a hilary story. She worked with
Speaker 1: this guy Haitian duty was a cook and she said
Speaker 1: that it was completely platonic and I think maybe they
Speaker 1: text about a work schedule of something. She posted up
Speaker 1: in my room at like nine am one day and
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, you have to listen to this,
Speaker 1: and plays this voicemail of his wife's saying, I don't
Speaker 1: know who the hand are you, but but you can't
Speaker 1: not texting no more? Okay, bitch, I was fucking crying,
Speaker 1: but you know what, To be fair, that was an
Speaker 1: older woman, but she sounded like at least no, but
Speaker 1: it happens. It has nothing to do with the I
Speaker 1: think the confrontation can be any age. But like how
Speaker 1: she came at me asking for the Dane shot and
Speaker 1: who paid for the day to be surprised, bro. The bitch,
Speaker 1: the girl who I'm talking about, my home girl, who's
Speaker 1: being like brought drama to right now. The bitch sent
Speaker 1: her back the videos that she sent the husband on snapchat.
Speaker 1: It was like I logged into his ship while you
Speaker 1: sent him my nickties videos. And bitch, if you don't
Speaker 1: stop her giving an explanation, everybody's gonna know what your
Speaker 1: pussy looked like. And threatened to expose my friends videos
Speaker 1: that she says to her husband, do we know where
Speaker 1: he pussy looks? Like? Did they get exposed? Her pussy
Speaker 1: looked nice? It was cool. She didn't post. She didn't
Speaker 1: post the videos, not yet. Apparently apparently they're supposed to
Speaker 1: be meeting up soon. But it's to talk face to face,
Speaker 1: be out there. It's her face in it. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure that's what I said, but I'm not gonna I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna hold you face being in the video. If
Speaker 1: any of my videos leaked, Bro, do you see my tattoos,
Speaker 1: You're going to know it's me and that video? And
Speaker 1: did you see that ship with love with boys? Oh no,
Speaker 1: that's your face, bro, But that's your face. It's like me,
Speaker 1: I record backshot all day. I record backshot. I have
Speaker 1: some backshot videos with him. But like I think maybe
Speaker 1: it's like the long distance thing, or it could be
Speaker 1: that you're also skinniest fun. No one cares to see
Speaker 1: what you look like from the back, Like, um, do
Speaker 1: you want to see my backshot video? Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: want to see a backshot videos anyway, I'm gonna show
Speaker 1: you the fucking It was medium booty that I had
Speaker 1: and don't think that it has anything to do with size,
Speaker 1: but that that was my recent tender days. It was,
Speaker 1: I don't what he said. It doesn't have anything to
Speaker 1: the size. It absolutely always has to do with size.
Speaker 1: You meant it doesn't have anything to do with age.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with age. Did I say side?
Speaker 1: Oh I was wrong. Everything to do with that has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with age. There you go, because betchall
Speaker 1: my niggas like six eight. I don't care if the
Speaker 1: nineteen let me. I'm just playing, just playing. But no, um,
Speaker 1: I guess. So that was my date, and I'm curious
Speaker 1: to know. Apparently Wheezy went on a date with her neighbor.
Speaker 1: I don't think so it was on accident. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you guys know, because we haven't been really
Speaker 1: keeping up. She has a new because I didn't tell
Speaker 1: a love her boy? Oh no, well she she doesn't. Um.
Speaker 1: She's now in a new neighborhood. Mind you, she's been
Speaker 1: there all of maybe a month and has already had
Speaker 1: a date with her neighbors. Did not fucking wait can
Speaker 1: I tell tell? Because I don't know you Stefani stefunny,
Speaker 1: Oh she half of me. I don't know. Did you
Speaker 1: know that? I just want to nothing more. It's head funny, right,
Speaker 1: it's head funny. Bro I heard it was heaving me. No,
Speaker 1: it just head phony like you call it Stephanie. You
Speaker 1: call it Stephanie. I call it head phony. Get your
Speaker 1: get your life broke? Okay, do you live in New York,
Speaker 1: New York? Damn? Anyway? He just played this playboy Millie
Speaker 1: Rock on? Is he a New York name? Can't be?
Speaker 1: What's playboy car shot? Now? But Millie Rock is in
Speaker 1: New York, in New York on Milly Rock? He running
Speaker 1: f in l A? He does them block? What is
Speaker 1: l A? The l A? Anyway? Oh? Talk about penis is? Um.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell every boy about this because I just
Speaker 1: didn't feel like it. But he's gonna know now because
Speaker 1: I didn't tell him this. Because there's a neighbor that's
Speaker 1: been trying to fuck me down. I want to see
Speaker 1: him when we go to your house after this. He's
Speaker 1: such trash. Okay, well, anyways, talking about the day because okay,
Speaker 1: so we pay him for this time. You're gonna speed
Speaker 1: it up. Here's my neighbor. Um, I'm within a few
Speaker 1: days I got back from Italy and I'm like moving
Speaker 1: things up and down. I was selling a few things
Speaker 1: on Crisis, so I was moving a few things and
Speaker 1: I'm coming down the stairs and there's this guy holding
Speaker 1: like a guitar and ship. Of course, I know, right,
Speaker 1: Elias said. So he's like hey, and like he was
Speaker 1: attractive and he smiled at me, and I'm like hey,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, no, no, he said, can
Speaker 1: you help me? I was like, oh my god, thank
Speaker 1: god you ask bl blah blah. So he's helped me
Speaker 1: up the stairs and we're talking completely platonic. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm your new shitty neighbor because there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: ships all over the place, right. He's like, no, I
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Um. I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: thanks so much. And then right before I'm about to
Speaker 1: go in the house, he goes, hey, by the way,
Speaker 1: I have a show on Monday if you want to come,
Speaker 1: And I was like, you do, Reddy? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so sex in the city. So whatever he had, right,
Speaker 1: So he had a show, so I was gonna go
Speaker 1: see it, but then I ended up falling asleep whatever
Speaker 1: like grandma, So I'm like, yo, let's grab a beer
Speaker 1: some of the time. Whatever. Um, I honest, they did
Speaker 1: not think it was a date because you didn't work
Speaker 1: after No, I didn't think it was a date because
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, he invited me to hear your band,
Speaker 1: and then it was like, let's grab a beer. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm saying I could do that. I didn't get dressed
Speaker 1: for this. I was wearing after work clothes. But I
Speaker 1: will say I was wearing a dress, but I was cute.
Speaker 1: I was. So we get to this rooftop bart school
Speaker 1: and he's looking at me, and immediately the way he
Speaker 1: was looking at me, I knew like he thought I
Speaker 1: dressed up for it. And and then like he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: like he's smiling at me. And then like but she
Speaker 1: saw he probably looking like ship cleaning your apartment. Well
Speaker 1: he still hit on me kind of. So anyway, UM,
Speaker 1: you probably thought you were easier when grabbing drinks. Now
Speaker 1: I'm telling all because I want him to know there's
Speaker 1: a homeboy vibe. Immediately I tell him about love a boy. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm dating somebody, blah blah, Like I
Speaker 1: don't have a boyfriend, but like I'm dating somebody, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: when you met me, I just came back from seeing
Speaker 1: it whatever. He's like okay, and then he like gave
Speaker 1: me this look like so you're dating somebody, and that's
Speaker 1: when I knew it was a fucking day. I was like, yep,
Speaker 1: I am. I just saw we were chilling. So we're
Speaker 1: having these drinks upstairs and he's like hunger. I was
Speaker 1: like yeah, So we go to the sushi restaurant, open
Speaker 1: the menu. I'm looking at the prices, and that's what
Speaker 1: I knew it was the date because it was expensive
Speaker 1: sushi in the date, because you know, if it wasn't
Speaker 1: a date, you would be having the right And we're
Speaker 1: in the LORI says like we were in a sixty
Speaker 1: in the hotel at some sushi spot in there. So anyway,
Speaker 1: we're chilling, when a good time. I brought up lover
Speaker 1: Boy again, something like referencing it or which was over it.
Speaker 1: I think we talked about polyamory somehow. That came up
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, yeah, like I'm kind of
Speaker 1: digging that vibe bla blah blah. I'm believe in a
Speaker 1: lot of partners, the main one and then maybe like
Speaker 1: sex as it comes whatever. So the check comes, Oh, no,
Speaker 1: I pulled my card out because because that's the way
Speaker 1: you let a nick. No listen, I'm not interested, absolutely,
Speaker 1: And I said this on the show with Cutty. If
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in that, he was saying no, no.
Speaker 1: I felt like it was wrong to let him. Let
Speaker 1: him pay if you're not interested. So I tried to
Speaker 1: pay and he said no, I got this one. I
Speaker 1: was like no, no, no no, please, like I missed your show,
Speaker 1: and he's like, no, I got it because this is
Speaker 1: a date, right oh. And I started laughing and I
Speaker 1: did not confirm whether it's a date or not. I
Speaker 1: just let him pay. They goddamn check. So then he
Speaker 1: invited me somewhere after and then I was like, I
Speaker 1: gotta go home. It was like ten o'clock. You know,
Speaker 1: I'll be going to bed early. I was like, I
Speaker 1: gotta go. Um we get back to the building that
Speaker 1: we live in and like I'm just like fuck because
Speaker 1: I'm like this, I don't know what he's gonna do.
Speaker 1: But he's going up the stairs and he's like, can
Speaker 1: I see your apartment? I'm like, no, you can't see
Speaker 1: my apartment. And then right as we're like saying goodbye,
Speaker 1: he's about to like hug me and we do this
Speaker 1: kiss smith ning like you know, when you're like trying
Speaker 1: to fend Yeah. Um, it was bad. That's an awkward ending.
Speaker 1: It was, But I just felt really bad because I
Speaker 1: feel like I was if I'm telling you about somebody
Speaker 1: i'm dating, like and I'm asking you for reciprocation. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you. If I'm sitting here
Speaker 1: and I'll sit here and be the devil's advocate. And
Speaker 1: if I'm on a date with a guy and he's
Speaker 1: bringing up someone he's dating, the fact that he's on
Speaker 1: the date with me, do you think I think that
Speaker 1: bitch holds anyway? You're on a date, bro, it's obvious
Speaker 1: when you're on a date. Do you think it was
Speaker 1: obviously I was on a date if I said let's
Speaker 1: grab some beers. Bro, when he took me to a
Speaker 1: sushi restaurant instead of a dive bar. Yes, okay, we
Speaker 1: started at a it was a rooftop spot, and a
Speaker 1: one block that was a rooftop spot. It's not like
Speaker 1: it was underground. We live on Orchard. It's like it's
Speaker 1: not Yes, there's dive okay, You're right, you should have
Speaker 1: because there's here the dog that's a few doors down
Speaker 1: from us, and like, which is yeah. So to me,
Speaker 1: I'm on a date with a guy and he's sitting here.
Speaker 1: Whether he brings her up once, twice, three times, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be like this bitch, it is probably you probably
Speaker 1: really liked this bitch, but you're still testing the waters.
Speaker 1: That's up to be fair. You know, I don't have
Speaker 1: a lot of friends in the area chard and her
Speaker 1: salon boy is not in town, so I get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes I just want to come. I was gone. I
Speaker 1: get it, you were gone. I had nothing to do
Speaker 1: with me. He's definitely attractive, but I'm not about to
Speaker 1: suck my neighbor, so bitch, hold on. I run into
Speaker 1: him in the fucking laundry room downstairs. Damn, I'm not
Speaker 1: that much. I would totally actually I would, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: So no, No, the laundry is in our buildings downstairs,
Speaker 1: and he's like hey, and I'm like, oh, like so
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what to say. The dude like,
Speaker 1: my socks and my drawers is like falling out the
Speaker 1: dryer because I'm nervous. We get upstairs like he's helping
Speaker 1: me back up with my ship. He's on the floor
Speaker 1: above me, and I gave him a hug and a
Speaker 1: kiss and she's like okay, thanks like going. He's like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, kiss on the cheek this time. That's when
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, now he's being a petty. He's
Speaker 1: super petty. So last night I'm in bed, bitch, this
Speaker 1: is no exaggeration. I also told him the name of
Speaker 1: this podcast, and I hope he doesn't hear it. I'm
Speaker 1: in bed. He lives directly above me. I got a
Speaker 1: fucking air drop. I'm not show it to you, bitch.
Speaker 1: You the air drop from him? Yes, that said hey
Speaker 1: girl with a wink. Do you know how fucking scared
Speaker 1: I was when that nigga said me an air drop
Speaker 1: for I was fucking terrified. Look at this name is
Speaker 1: apartment number and it's sucking contacted Poe. That's what he
Speaker 1: sent me. That's what popped up on my screen. He
Speaker 1: would like to share photo. Did you accept it? I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, but I was still scared. Damn you just
Speaker 1: have bless you, creepy. Why did he just not text you?
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing? He's like, oh
Speaker 1: l l, just pulling a prank. I'm like my noga, like,
Speaker 1: I didn't know you're like, dude bloots he said, he's
Speaker 1: pulling a prank. Hmm. They pulled pranks the thirty something.
Speaker 1: You are fucking trash. Anyway, Now I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do because I really thought he was interesting and
Speaker 1: like I wanted a friend in the building, you know,
Speaker 1: like a neighbor to kick it with, like smoke with
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know, but now like I know
Speaker 1: he's gonna try to like put his dick in my
Speaker 1: ask the second word. Whatever. Anyway, let's just talk about
Speaker 1: the kink of the week. So and I'll break up
Speaker 1: with my neighbor on my own time. Wait, you'll break
Speaker 1: up with him? I cannot. You know, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to let him down either. It might be to night
Speaker 1: when me and you out, we're gonna run into this nick.
Speaker 1: I doesn't want to because I'm not motherfucker ride a
Speaker 1: dad bitch. I'm gonna let you know. You're just a friend.
Speaker 1: You're just a friend. You're the neighbor. We know the
Speaker 1: name of the kink that we know. You pick this
Speaker 1: fucking king. So, guys, every week, we do a kick
Speaker 1: of the week because we like to educate you. Motherfucker's
Speaker 1: on this set actual explot I don't know the sexual
Speaker 1: ship that we know or like to know, or the
Speaker 1: correct terms of things. And so we really picked this
Speaker 1: kink and it kind of relates to, you know, my
Speaker 1: personal life a little a little bit. So why did
Speaker 1: every kink have to do with me? Boo, cocky, snowballing,
Speaker 1: fucking every boy or ism? And here we go. So
Speaker 1: you guys know that or you may have heard that
Speaker 1: lovaboy went on a date and sent me a picture
Speaker 1: with the girl and him. It was texting me and
Speaker 1: it actually I went on a date the girl recently.
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you about this and we were
Speaker 1: like texting him too. It was cool, told me, yeah, so, um,
Speaker 1: you know he was texting her back, sending us like
Speaker 1: dick pick. It was hot. So say the name, say
Speaker 1: say what it is. So this week's kink of the
Speaker 1: week is compersion, and it is a feeling of joy
Speaker 1: when a loved one invests in taking pleasure from another
Speaker 1: romantic or sexually. Um. It could be thought of as
Speaker 1: the opposite of jealousy. It's a positive emotional reaction when
Speaker 1: a loved one's to a loved one's other relationship. The
Speaker 1: term was coined by some fucking random lady. UM. It
Speaker 1: does not specify to the joy regarding sex, but instead
Speaker 1: all of the joy somebody gets, whether it be the
Speaker 1: emotions romantic or the sexual. UM. It's similar to a
Speaker 1: feeling of parent feels when their children marry someone UM,
Speaker 1: or that best friends feel for each other when they're
Speaker 1: happy in another relationship. So this was some wikipedia as
Speaker 1: version and and it says I feel compersion when I
Speaker 1: see my husband come home happy from spending time with
Speaker 1: his girlfriend. Okay, so basically, guys to um simplify this
Speaker 1: long as definition of compulsion. Basically, what it is is
Speaker 1: that a person an individual gets aroused by seeing their
Speaker 1: partner with someone else. UM. And I think we actually
Speaker 1: just talked about this, even in terms of voyeurism. It's
Speaker 1: kind of Oh, no, I guess that's not the same,
Speaker 1: but we've talked about UM. Swinging, I guess it would
Speaker 1: be similar to this saying. And from when I googled
Speaker 1: when my mom was on Everybody Like Her Mom, You
Speaker 1: go check out episode Swinging is all about the sex.
Speaker 1: Swinging is all about just completely sexual, no numbers exchanged,
Speaker 1: like you're swapping couples. It's just a complete thrill. And
Speaker 1: I think this would probably relate more to polyamory, where
Speaker 1: you open up the love. There's open communication, you discussed
Speaker 1: what the person is doing with someone else, So you
Speaker 1: have to feel joy in that if you're going to
Speaker 1: agree to it. I mean, because look when I was
Speaker 1: on the date, me and the girl fucked, and he
Speaker 1: the morning, we were face timing and he was like.
Speaker 1: I was like, he's like, tell me about your night,
Speaker 1: and he was naked, digging his hand and he was enjoying,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm happy you felt happy. I'm happy
Speaker 1: she made you come happy. You felt good, Like you know,
Speaker 1: I'm good with all of it. Like, and to be honest,
Speaker 1: maybe he was a little jealous when I sent him
Speaker 1: a few videos of her, and I said, it's so
Speaker 1: weird because I have not been to the point where
Speaker 1: I've experienced this yet with someone who I genuinely want
Speaker 1: to be with, but my whole like the niggas who
Speaker 1: I just woke with, who I enjoy being with, but
Speaker 1: we're not together, whether it's because they're with someone already
Speaker 1: or because we're just never gonna be together. I love
Speaker 1: hearing about them with other women. See that's crazy because
Speaker 1: I love that ship. If your feelings were invested and
Speaker 1: you know that they were mutual, you knew someone lawyer
Speaker 1: ban and you felt the same, but you just knew
Speaker 1: sometimes he was talking a loose this it would have
Speaker 1: to be something that would be discussed. But it's also
Speaker 1: something to me where I'm very fair in my mindset,
Speaker 1: so to me, right, and I'm a realist, so to me,
Speaker 1: there's no way that I'm genuinely supposed to feel comfortable
Speaker 1: and okay knowing you're out fucking other bitches and I
Speaker 1: can't go out of other niggas. And I know that
Speaker 1: there's a double standard to that, but there's no way
Speaker 1: that you feel in your heart that I should allow
Speaker 1: that and be okay with that, And yet you're not
Speaker 1: okay with that. So it's funny you say that because
Speaker 1: I have been wondering if the time is going to
Speaker 1: come with what me fucking other dudes. Oh, he's gonna
Speaker 1: he's gonna have a he's gonna catch a flip. But
Speaker 1: she don't already told you you better not being nobody else, yo,
Speaker 1: he's been working in the Steps, the re Vibe Italy,
Speaker 1: now another money. He's like, fun, now you ain't suing nobody, dudes,
Speaker 1: be single. You're my grandfriend. But I'm a single bite
Speaker 1: and so damn what I'm saying. So it's it's difficult
Speaker 1: to me to say that I would be okay with that. However,
Speaker 1: for the niggas who I'm not emotionally invested with, I
Speaker 1: love talking about did she suck your dig better than me?
Speaker 1: I want to know everything about Send me the videos.
Speaker 1: I love to know that they were with someone else
Speaker 1: because I want to know which what the fuss she
Speaker 1: doing that you like? Because I need to see. This
Speaker 1: is like a weird thing too, because I don't know
Speaker 1: how I'm okay with it, but for right now. But
Speaker 1: you're also both of you are in different countries. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I talked to a guy who lived
Speaker 1: overseas and he was playing in Asia, so bitch. I
Speaker 1: was like, you ain't gonna getting a bitch with no
Speaker 1: ass like mine. I ain't give a fuck, So I
Speaker 1: was okay, Like if he was fucking off on some
Speaker 1: Asian holes, I didn't give a fuck because I also
Speaker 1: knew it was temporary, but I also knew what he liked.
Speaker 1: I also knew like and that's the thing too. You're
Speaker 1: back then what But I'm gonna be real um for
Speaker 1: right now, I genuinely don't want other men. And it
Speaker 1: is because he's satisfying me very well right now. I
Speaker 1: talked about all that spoiling ship and this and that,
Speaker 1: and I'm getting what i want, the attention. I'm cool
Speaker 1: with the sex I'm getting from women or him in
Speaker 1: some way or another. I'm kind of okay. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm an emotional fucking fuck and you know
Speaker 1: that you are. And that's the difference. And it's funny
Speaker 1: that and I'm nasty, but I still have to be emotionally.
Speaker 1: It's funny because I talk about our differences well because me,
Speaker 1: I genuinely could have a sexual connection with someone and
Speaker 1: literally hate them as soon as we're done fast here.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that you can have sex with people
Speaker 1: you don't like. There's I hate his guts. That's the
Speaker 1: guy that she pissed on. By the way, Yes, honestly
Speaker 1: we've been fucking for what ten or eleven years? Like,
Speaker 1: but you remember me him when we were in high
Speaker 1: school and we genuinely do not get along. We fucking
Speaker 1: hate each other, but our sexual chemistry is like no
Speaker 1: other that we just keep. Mind you, he just hit
Speaker 1: me up, wanted to come to New York next week.
Speaker 1: I'm busy, No you can't come. But it's genuinely like
Speaker 1: and there's more than just him. There's guys who are
Speaker 1: genuinely cannot stand outside of us being in the bedroom,
Speaker 1: and it's just like, don't talk about anything else. I
Speaker 1: don't want to argue with you. I don't given what
Speaker 1: you're doing, but let me know when you're gonna drop
Speaker 1: that motherfucking dick off. And that's just that. But again,
Speaker 1: I think it's funny that we have we're alike, but
Speaker 1: we're not. And so this leads us to our horrible
Speaker 1: discussion for this week, which I'm super excited to get
Speaker 1: it too, and I don't is it. Our horrible decision
Speaker 1: for this week is age ain't nothing but a number? Baby? Yes,
Speaker 1: you know. And so this is something that has been
Speaker 1: discussed on previous episodes, and guys have actually been in
Speaker 1: my d m s like they their hearts are broken,
Speaker 1: like am I too old for you? So me and
Speaker 1: Wheezy are different on this aspect. As far as she
Speaker 1: I won't suck anybody under thirty, she won't suck anyone
Speaker 1: under thirty. And me if I'm like talking to a
Speaker 1: guy as far as maybe dating, Like, we're not gonna
Speaker 1: talk about sugar daddies because clearly they can be any age.
Speaker 1: But when it comes to even though mine is thirty seven,
Speaker 1: I know I do have a thirties me. When I
Speaker 1: said mine I met Mandy, I was, yeah, I have
Speaker 1: a thirty seven year old sugar daddy. And then the
Speaker 1: African that I was talking about, they gave me thirty
Speaker 1: grand I think it was thirty eight or thirty nine.
Speaker 1: I have not. I haven't been with anyone. What you
Speaker 1: want it, dad, I haven't been with anyone really over forty.
Speaker 1: The oldest thing that I've been with, uh, well, I
Speaker 1: had one, but he doesn't count. We're not going to count.
Speaker 1: But literally, the oldest guy who I've genuinely been with,
Speaker 1: who actually enjoyed being with, he was thirty nine and
Speaker 1: I was twenty four. Maybe that was the old old Wait,
Speaker 1: the oldest I haven't been was So I want to
Speaker 1: talk about this, but I'm not older. Do you see
Speaker 1: what they look at like nowadays, look at j Los
Speaker 1: about term forty eight. Did you see what these ninth
Speaker 1: year olds look like? Yeah? Like little, but they're not okay,
Speaker 1: So there is a fetish by the way with this,
Speaker 1: Like I've been. I was reading a book called Tampa.
Speaker 1: I might have posted. It's like the cover was like
Speaker 1: a vagina, but it's a button. So I got it
Speaker 1: at the Strand. If you guys ever come to New York,
Speaker 1: go to the Strand. It's the best book store in
Speaker 1: the world. Anyway, reading this book called Tampa, there's twenty
Speaker 1: six year old same as you, woman who's married rich,
Speaker 1: but only is a teacher so she can prey on
Speaker 1: young men. I would not be a teacher for this reason.
Speaker 1: Now I don't believe that. Oh yeah, you, but I
Speaker 1: don't really think that you like she likes in like
Speaker 1: fourteen fifteen, Oh hell no. But the way that she
Speaker 1: described the youthfulness, bro, it's not anything about youthfulness, you know.
Speaker 1: She's like, I like the way that the chest is
Speaker 1: still building and coming in. No, she likes how they're like.
Speaker 1: We're not going to get in pophilia talk right now,
Speaker 1: because this is legit pedophilia. I want to like the
Speaker 1: guys who I like, but you have fun eighteen year
Speaker 1: old and house. No, I haven't funked eighteen year old?
Speaker 1: Nine year old? He was nineteen, but wait, yes you
Speaker 1: have I haven't eighteen year old? Who? Please say who?
Speaker 1: Because we can be it will bleep it. Okay. So
Speaker 1: when I was can I get Can I go in detail?
Speaker 1: Because I was watching TV last night and you or
Speaker 1: you wanted to stop. He wasn't eighteen nineteen and I
Speaker 1: don't want to turn in nineteen. No, bro, he's he
Speaker 1: was nineteen when we fucked. Now I'm about to google.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you anybody dude that can't drink? Okay,
Speaker 1: So this is the topic about this because Crystal brings
Speaker 1: this up a lot, like damn, can he buy you
Speaker 1: a drink? I don't think you realize that the only
Speaker 1: place in the world that I d s for under
Speaker 1: twenty one is the US. So to me, mind you,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I lived. I lived. So that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Um, you're here, You're not You're not living
Speaker 1: in France, you're not living in Singapore anymore. You're here
Speaker 1: where I am in New York where clubs are not
Speaker 1: eighteen and up. Bro birthday is in May. Definitely nice,
Speaker 1: Thank you bitch. He always on the CUSP did so
Speaker 1: he was eighteen when we you just had to go anyways, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I want to discuss this because me and my
Speaker 1: friend had a conversation and majority actually I could probably say, oh,
Speaker 1: all of my home girls date older guys. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: me and one of my other home girls are the
Speaker 1: only ones that I know who like younger guys. And
Speaker 1: so me and my friend Taylor were on the phone
Speaker 1: last night and I was really we were really talking
Speaker 1: about this because y'all know I ain't ship. The draft
Speaker 1: was on last night. They motherfucking all my friends hit
Speaker 1: me up like them, Daddy's which one you're talking like?
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, oh my god, y'all get the
Speaker 1: funk out. Just give Mandy. In Mandy's defense, I'm going
Speaker 1: to give you this one little bit of credit to
Speaker 1: date somebody that's and I'm gonna use the word of
Speaker 1: fluent because you are right, you have a great job
Speaker 1: and you make your make good money. How else are
Speaker 1: you going to have someone take you out that's the
Speaker 1: age and height that you want. If not for the
Speaker 1: goddamn draft. You're right, you just you're right, so and clearly.
Speaker 1: My mouth, and I've said this before, my mouth, my
Speaker 1: mouth is so reckless. It's not even I don't expose people.
Speaker 1: I don't do any of that, but my mouth is
Speaker 1: so reckless. Bitch. I'm twenty six years old and the
Speaker 1: nigga he never put his hands on me. And that's
Speaker 1: because I ain't dealt with no goddamn draw a dealer,
Speaker 1: no street nigga, because I'll be I'll be quick with
Speaker 1: the nigga. You a fun boy, you this, you that
Speaker 1: I always get that face with a street nigget. Real
Speaker 1: life places, a lot of it. Ain't a drug dealer
Speaker 1: desk doing it well. I like me right, I like
Speaker 1: safe guys. So I was talking to my friend last night,
Speaker 1: and this may come across as weird to people, as
Speaker 1: to bro, you're in corporate America. You know you have
Speaker 1: all these followers, You're this, You're that, you've dealt with
Speaker 1: all these type of men. Why would you go for
Speaker 1: someone younger? And I was talking to my friend last night,
Speaker 1: and you to be the teacher. So if we're gonna
Speaker 1: bring into the bedroom, if we're gonna bring into the
Speaker 1: bedroom first, because there's a lot of reasons and I
Speaker 1: broke this down and I want to share with with followers.
Speaker 1: Why do you mind the exact why someone who's why
Speaker 1: an older woman would prefer to deal with the younger
Speaker 1: man at my age, I'm twenty six, um, so in
Speaker 1: the bedroom, I will say, in the bedroom, they're more
Speaker 1: susceptible to experimenting as well as their stamina is a
Speaker 1: lot higher. The bitched me three times with a condom,
Speaker 1: dick hardest, got got hard for the fourth time, and
Speaker 1: the only reason we ain't fucked was because we don't
Speaker 1: have another condom. Damn, he's the whole three pack. He
Speaker 1: used the whole three pack of fresh out of school.
Speaker 1: Shut the funk up. He was college um, but so
Speaker 1: he was eighteen almost nineteen. But he fucked me so good.
Speaker 1: And a lot of the older guys have their one
Speaker 1: and done. They tired. They tired you could get they
Speaker 1: dick back hard and they're tired. They're not gonna give
Speaker 1: you the dick again. I'm still to the point where
Speaker 1: I like to be fucked like you gotta have a
Speaker 1: dude eat map, which is fine, okay, son, So that's
Speaker 1: in the bedroom, so they're more willing to experiment, and
Speaker 1: their stamina is a lot higher. Um. On the physical
Speaker 1: side of things, I will say I'm shallow as fuck.
Speaker 1: I like a very nice, athletic body. I like. I
Speaker 1: don't want to belly. I don't want to tiggle with titties.
Speaker 1: I don't want to tiggle with saggy balls like. And
Speaker 1: you might not get that at thirty. You might not
Speaker 1: get that at forty. I get it. It's when you're
Speaker 1: much older. But I'm shallowing that aspect. I like a
Speaker 1: really nice body. I like to be able to look
Speaker 1: at you all naked across the motherfucker room when don't like,
Speaker 1: God damn. So there's that. Thirdly, this is the main
Speaker 1: issue that I have. UM So, I'm twenty six right now.
Speaker 1: The thought of kids is not in my mind for
Speaker 1: any amount of time soon. Um which I was recently
Speaker 1: talking to a guy, and the issue with talking to
Speaker 1: him was he wanted kids, like yesterday, how old is
Speaker 1: he he was at this point? This was before I
Speaker 1: went to Singapore, so I was twenty four. He was
Speaker 1: twenties six or seven. Has had an eight year old,
Speaker 1: so he already had a kid. And so the issue
Speaker 1: to me is when I meet these older men, mind you,
Speaker 1: I have to be willing a to accept baggage because
Speaker 1: nine times out of ten they already have children or
Speaker 1: ex wives or things in which will affect me in
Speaker 1: our relationship. I'm not ready for that. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be a stepmom. I don't want to deal with
Speaker 1: baby mama drama, and I don't want to deal with
Speaker 1: an ex wife on a On another aspect, if I
Speaker 1: meet one, by the grace of God, who is above
Speaker 1: seven years old without a kid, nine times out of ten,
Speaker 1: they're about ready to have them. I'm not so so
Speaker 1: I think mentally I'm childish. Bro, I'm childish. I want
Speaker 1: to have fun and I just want to have hot
Speaker 1: sex right now. I want to have hot sex too,
Speaker 1: and I want to have a good time. But I
Speaker 1: don't want to waste I don't. It's not that I'm
Speaker 1: wasting time because if you think about it, there are
Speaker 1: still plenty of Because you're saying that if you can
Speaker 1: have a boyfriend, you'd want him to be I would
Speaker 1: love a boyfriend. I don't care what age he is, honestly,
Speaker 1: because if you think about it, if we go back
Speaker 1: to mother fucking Orlando bro. All my friends in Orlando,
Speaker 1: they're all pregnant or on their second or third or
Speaker 1: fourth terms because there, but it doesn't matter. We're twenty six,
Speaker 1: so they were having babies at this four year age.
Speaker 1: So if I meet a guy despite his age, I
Speaker 1: feel like there's still a possibility that we could still
Speaker 1: build that and I don't have to see here and
Speaker 1: be his second or third or fourth baby mama. On
Speaker 1: another point, one more before you get to see your
Speaker 1: older niggas. On another point, I don't like the older
Speaker 1: men are often condescending. I feel like I've been on
Speaker 1: my own since I was eighteen years old. How much
Speaker 1: older do you think somebody's gonna be condescending? I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I sent it to you. The
Speaker 1: guy that I just mind you. I've tried the older guys.
Speaker 1: He was I don't know. He's a retired VET, but
Speaker 1: he maybe forty one. I think he's about forty one.
Speaker 1: I wonder if you're two headstrong, and that's why there
Speaker 1: it's probably super headstrong because I have never and I've
Speaker 1: met so many and it could be that I'm head drunk.
Speaker 1: But I don't like a guy to talk down on me.
Speaker 1: I don't like a guy to see here. This is
Speaker 1: so funny because we're having crazy different experiences. Right, But
Speaker 1: men that are younger than I'm gonna say eight because
Speaker 1: that's probably I mean I said guys under there, I
Speaker 1: mean I have. But generally if I'm seeking men that
Speaker 1: like my age on bumble or tender whatever, way over three. Right,
Speaker 1: So with younger guys, I feel like they always have
Speaker 1: something to prove to me. Bitch, prove your dick game.
Speaker 1: Gonna fuck me, that's it, Like, bitch, I want to
Speaker 1: I don't need you to sit down with me and
Speaker 1: tell me all this about to me, that's when the
Speaker 1: condescending happens. They want to tell me how much smarter
Speaker 1: they are. They want to be younger guys. They want
Speaker 1: to be combative and watch Marvel more better listeners to me,
Speaker 1: they're better listeners. They've been around the block. They're way
Speaker 1: more swap. They know how to treat a woman, they
Speaker 1: know how to fun. They pay cheon support. They got
Speaker 1: a baby mama in since I was when I was
Speaker 1: sucking drug deals day had baby mamas. I haven't fun
Speaker 1: that do and I just it just hasn't happened, but
Speaker 1: not only that, and I'll sit here to ask you this.
Speaker 1: So I went back to school late. I went back
Speaker 1: to school at the age of three, and so I
Speaker 1: am not I have one semester left like whatever. So
Speaker 1: to me, even the fact that I can talk about
Speaker 1: having a mid term and business, these niggas get it.
Speaker 1: I feel like we actually have something in comments. I
Speaker 1: would rather talk to somebody older about my personal life
Speaker 1: because I feel like they've been through it. I don't
Speaker 1: like to learn with someone, I like to learn from someone.
Speaker 1: So right now, I'm getting more into the investing venture
Speaker 1: of my life, right putting money in different places, waiting
Speaker 1: for it to grow in a few years. I have
Speaker 1: conversations with overlay all the time. I mean deep in
Speaker 1: my bank account. Like if I spend ten dollars on
Speaker 1: this and they give me this much back in five years,
Speaker 1: is that worth it? I can't talk to no fucking
Speaker 1: kid about that, and I can't talk you can't talk
Speaker 1: to a kid about that. However, if you meet someone
Speaker 1: with the same interest as you, and I'm so mad
Speaker 1: we were not able to bring this up. The the
Speaker 1: nineteen year old who wants to fund someone else for
Speaker 1: the first time and hit me up about how to
Speaker 1: go about doing it with his girlfriend he's been with
Speaker 1: for four years. Him so mad we didn't bring it up.
Speaker 1: We'll bring it up next episode. But him, Bro, he's
Speaker 1: working at a hedge fund right now and he's nineteen
Speaker 1: years old. Do you know he could teach me more
Speaker 1: about He was the president of the investors club at
Speaker 1: my school. But let's just say that's a niche. It is, okay,
Speaker 1: it is opposed to somebody that's mid thirties that haven't
Speaker 1: been around in block and done all this ship that
Speaker 1: then fell on their face with money, that had these
Speaker 1: experiences themselves. That's what I want to me. If you're
Speaker 1: meeting maybe the submissiveness and me could but it could
Speaker 1: also be at thirty five. Yeah, if you're meeting someone
Speaker 1: who works on Wall Street, you could sit here and
Speaker 1: have that conversation with you. But you'd be surprised how
Speaker 1: many bitches I know that are with a thirty five
Speaker 1: year old that's living the name motherfucking House because they
Speaker 1: ship wasn't together. Bitch, let's really bad. We can dudes
Speaker 1: like this, but my friends are. But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I have friends that question me about a young nigga.
Speaker 1: But but you're sitting here, go and Dutch the date
Speaker 1: w a d because he can't afford it. You're sitting here,
Speaker 1: how do you talk to a younger dude that wasn't
Speaker 1: an athlete the year old I just went on to
Speaker 1: date with. I mean, he comes for money, so it's
Speaker 1: not fair. But I mean, I'm not going to talk
Speaker 1: to m hmmm. Actually I did. I sud a guy
Speaker 1: at my school and did. Yeah, it wasn't good. So
Speaker 1: now he's friend zoned and he knows that. But it
Speaker 1: also might not count that he's on the basketball team.
Speaker 1: But but we were talking and I mean he has
Speaker 1: I mean, but that's the thing. He like, couldn't he
Speaker 1: take care of things? And so that's where you and
Speaker 1: I are done. The last episode we just had, we
Speaker 1: were talking about women who were cheating and cheating for
Speaker 1: money and blah blah blah. So here you go. Let's
Speaker 1: just say, you fucking with a young dude that don't
Speaker 1: play ball. Okay, you gotta wait, you gotta stick by
Speaker 1: him for years. But see that he's coming out of
Speaker 1: college making a decent amount of money. The difference, that
Speaker 1: is the difference too, I am not sitting here. I'm
Speaker 1: not in high school anymore. I'm not young, So I'm
Speaker 1: not the woman to sit here and be like, maybe
Speaker 1: your dreams is to be a rapple. I'm standing by
Speaker 1: your side, which is clearly why I didn't stand. I
Speaker 1: don't want to meet anybody that's like still, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I'm not sitting here trying to deal
Speaker 1: with someone who has dreams and aspirations because I want
Speaker 1: you to be, you know, settled. However, clearly with me,
Speaker 1: my like the guys who I end up talking to
Speaker 1: like they came out to and they like, bitch, my
Speaker 1: dream is reality. The fuck I'm gonna be number five,
Speaker 1: six or seven? Big what was his name? Daddy say?
Speaker 1: When did you know he's gonna be? Like he was born?
Speaker 1: Barball is hardarious. So I need a lot of y'all.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna get into it, but y'all know this
Speaker 1: bitch don't know ship about got damn basketball. She watched
Speaker 1: the draft with me last night, so I was trying.
Speaker 1: She was like, wait, what's so, what's going on? How
Speaker 1: long did they have to pick a person? Like? How
Speaker 1: do I know what's going on? It was just she
Speaker 1: was like, so does it start a seven or eight?
Speaker 1: Like when do I need to watch this ship? Um?
Speaker 1: But it was exciting. That was fun for me because
Speaker 1: that's when I realized, actually, as much as I talked
Speaker 1: ship and joke about it with you, you you know so
Speaker 1: much about sports and love like I love it, Like
Speaker 1: I literally live eating, breathing. At one point for fucking
Speaker 1: four years of my life was sports, Like that was
Speaker 1: my ault to the point where I'm not even gonna
Speaker 1: lie to you. Do you know my mama I was
Speaker 1: talking to her my lunch break today. Do you know
Speaker 1: she sat here and apparently watched the draft last night.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, girl, I saw that Marquelle faults
Speaker 1: at number one and he was handsome to Garrel, there
Speaker 1: was some other ones, and I was just like, honey,
Speaker 1: he just gonna make he just gonna get all the
Speaker 1: bitches because he ended rap. She was like, she was like, man,
Speaker 1: you ain't You're You're talking none of these dudes yet,
Speaker 1: do you? And I was like the fact that she was.
Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, there was that handsome one at
Speaker 1: number three, ja Jason, the one at number three, his
Speaker 1: daddy fine tub bitches. Daddy I'll show you. I follow
Speaker 1: his daddy on Instagram. There but but Jason is also
Speaker 1: very handy Jason Tatum, I'll show you his Instagram. I
Speaker 1: follow him. Shout out Duke. Everyone who knows me knows
Speaker 1: I'm a super Duke fan. I actually met Jason um
Speaker 1: when he was a part of the Jordan Brand classic
Speaker 1: here in New York. Super good guys, Daddy, Daddy fine, Um,
Speaker 1: I hate you. We actually met him at the It
Speaker 1: was one of the classics at Madison Square Garden. Super
Speaker 1: nice guy. Um. So I'm watching all the luck to
Speaker 1: give me back looking at black man. Who is this?
Speaker 1: That's him? Who is this? No, this is Mark Ye,
Speaker 1: this is Marquel Faults. This fucking I might need to go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Marquel. He was He was the number one back
Speaker 1: from Africa. Everything is assigned to me, bro Like, why
Speaker 1: am I not if? I but like the Little lights ganboys,
Speaker 1: I don't like white or dark, which I love them between.
Speaker 1: But Jason is just super pretty. But as far as
Speaker 1: an athlete, he's super super super. Mandy is not talking
Speaker 1: to his dude because everybody not. I want you to
Speaker 1: know because we're not bleeping his name, because we're just
Speaker 1: fan girling right now, we're super fan girling, but if
Speaker 1: we were fucking, he would be bleeped. So just so
Speaker 1: you know, if you hear a name on this podcast,
Speaker 1: ain't there ain't no when we called out with motherfucker's
Speaker 1: stuff that he did. You just hope hope hopping to
Speaker 1: my idea. I mean, wait anyway, with the age, I think,
Speaker 1: and it's funny because our reasons are completely opposite. You
Speaker 1: like to school. I want to learn, like I mean,
Speaker 1: I like to learn as well, but I also just
Speaker 1: like fun. And so these guys that I'm around that
Speaker 1: are younger, there's this childish aspect to it, like we
Speaker 1: can play fight, we can like I genuinely love just
Speaker 1: being around someone that we can sit here and watch
Speaker 1: sucking comics, superhero movies. And I don't think like that.
Speaker 1: I just like the childho like, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I loved that did get hard fast as fun and
Speaker 1: they're but it's just they one day dick when I
Speaker 1: want dick in my pussy, it all works the funk out.
Speaker 1: And because they're so young, how fast, bitch, Like, what
Speaker 1: do you mean you two seconds? Bitch? Put the dick
Speaker 1: in my pussy I'm gonna get the Dick card and
Speaker 1: you're gonna keep going. That's it what happens, boot, bitch,
Speaker 1: they did go right now, like Henny Dick. How is
Speaker 1: Henny Dick when they're young? Henny Dick? Are they all
Speaker 1: know to drink Henny? Now? Let me stop? Um? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm not gonna lie. I don't like drunk sex.
Speaker 1: I feel like they can't genuinely feel it, and my
Speaker 1: pussy drives up. So I don't like Henny Dick. Henny
Speaker 1: Dick will be another topic, because, bitch, I think niggas
Speaker 1: think they're fucking Superman with Henny in their system, and
Speaker 1: we don't enjoy our pussies just being potted out for
Speaker 1: dear life. Like, we just don't like it, dude, And
Speaker 1: I know you're not enjoying it. So I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know for any of you guys listening. If you're
Speaker 1: older and like younger guys, I would love to hear
Speaker 1: your stories. Maybe we could talk about it. Anybody's done,
Speaker 1: somebody that was like high school or college? Can we
Speaker 1: not talk about pedophilia? High school senior pretty much graduating
Speaker 1: is eighteen. Gee, it's it's hot. If oh, my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: So if any of our followers, um, particularly older ones,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna talk about women, because older guys with
Speaker 1: super young girls are just it's just weird. Um, but isn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we know you, we know you two at fourteen, we know,
Speaker 1: we know that's gross. So my the guy lived with
Speaker 1: them when I was eighteen, he was twenty. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: they're definitely close to thirty. To me, it's just not
Speaker 1: the same. So if any of our followers, we are
Speaker 1: actually finally getting a ton of female listeners, and I'm
Speaker 1: super excited because you guys are writing us and I
Speaker 1: enjoy hearing from you guys, and it's super fun because
Speaker 1: at one point we had only male listeners. Um, but
Speaker 1: for them we were like niggers. Name was like, so,
Speaker 1: I guess you can listen to this bay. A lot
Speaker 1: of girlfriends, though, are saying that they listened to it
Speaker 1: with their friends. Yes, and it's super awesome. So for
Speaker 1: the guys, for the ladies who listen to us and
Speaker 1: maybe dealing with someone younger or have a I don't know,
Speaker 1: if it's a fetish um with younger guys, we would
Speaker 1: love to hear your story and we would love to
Speaker 1: hear like why you do so? Um. Other than that,
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