WEBVTT - Ep16: Age Ain't Nothin' But A Number?? 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:05.600 You really don't notice all. Don't embarrass me, bro, you 0:00:05.640 --> 0:00:07.880 just got back from Africa, Like that was just you 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:09.479 should be living in your brands life. I know how 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:14.360 to Millie rock who who this? This is? Whose concert? 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:16.400 You want to do that too. Let me just preface 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:20.000 this by saying, I miss a lot of Southern field 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:22.680 and music because I am up here with the Mars 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:26.479 and Tim's son, and so I just wanted to thrive 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:31.479 in my ratchet hole. And yeah, you guys. She hit 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:37.519 me up and was like, hey, you're urban enough, you're 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:39.800 a little ghetto. I think you'll want to come to 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:43.559 a Playboy CARDI concert with me. I said, who is that? 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:50.840 I was like, so I sent Mandy the link extension 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:56.160 the mean and that's just said sixteen it up And 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:58.880 I said, oh, I'm not going to be caught. But 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:00.520 you know what, I see all of these concerts and 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:04.520 which they like CrowdSurf and myoy James be going to 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:06.119 ship like that and like me and him be talking 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:07.679 about it, and he told me like, sometimes it gets 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:09.880 too much advice. So I'm not gonna lie if I 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.720 don't think people realize how different we are. She does. 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:15.920 She does like E D c music festivals, but you're 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:18.680 not catching me at a concert unless I'm backstage. I do. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:21.200 I do music fest but not so much, etc. Like 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:23.319 I'm not I don't give a funk. I'm not interested 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:25.320 in being around a whole bunch of sweaty people. So 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:29.759 unless I'm backstage, energy can be like to be connected 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:32.920 with people, just to be honest with you in the 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:35.880 spirit of being fucked up and high dude, like it's 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:38.839 nice and hot and probably pass out from it doesn't 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:41.280 matter not hot, Well, you're going to be hot with 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:43.080 all them people jumping around. It's just nice to just 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:44.479 be in your zone of people and be like, yeah, 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:49.800 I can be in. I love Playboy Cardie too. I 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:52.880 know white people love these new round they do Bro 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:56.600 Young fuck Meat goes a little oozy, fucking Playboy, all 0:01:56.640 --> 0:02:00.600 these motherfucker's they ship. It's ridiculous. That's why they was 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.760 sixteen and so, hey, guys, welcome to Horrible Decisions yet 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:06.320 another episode. I'm so glad that you guys are joining us. 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:11.680 This is your girl. What you're gonna, I'm I'm gonna. 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:19.040 I'm not man, I'm at it, bitch, I'm your dad. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:27.079 That's when he's gonna be saying when he m I'm 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:31.919 you have to see that's it. This is my new 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:35.079 sex song dog fuck that ship. I'll be playing motherfucking 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:37.680 a bra and oh, you probably don't know who it is. 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:39.760 All the R and B hits, you know what I'm saying. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.000 I'm not sing to play war CARDI bro, what is 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:47.000 no Anyways, guys, welcome to yet another episode of fucking 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:51.720 Horrible Decisions today. I'm super excited about this motherfucking conversation. 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:55.640 We're talking about a whole bunch of sh I'm really 0:02:55.680 --> 0:03:01.840 fucking excited about your day. I just girls Instagram. You 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:03.760 know we always bleeped it out. I'm gonna call because 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:07.280 she's sucking trash. Wait, I gotta find her name. Oh, 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:12.080 I can't wait to tag this fucking nineteen year old, 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:16.560 fucking dumb Oh my god, I can't fucking white. Okay, guys, So, 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:19.520 for all of you guys who have been listening, I'm 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:21.960 single as fuck, and I just went through a drought 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:24.000 where I didn't have niggas. I now have too many 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:25.720 niggas on my line, but I went through a drought 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:28.320 where I didn't really have anyone on my phone, so 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:31.440 I had been swipe swipe, swiping my thumb as strong 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:37.360 as fuck. I had been swiping on um tender um 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:40.840 to go on dates. Why not bumble, Well it's too complicated, 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:42.640 give you like twenty four hours to respond. I don't 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:44.200 be like, can look thirsty. I wanted it. I can't 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:48.600 do bumble. I swipe when I'm fucked up and maybe 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:54.160 I'm not missing something. Oh here she goes. Um. Anyways, 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:58.520 so I was swiping. I'll tell you guys the story, 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.360 um real briefly, So I swiped with this guy. He 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:06.440 was super super super super cute. Okay, Um, he's very handsome, 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:13.400 about six six, light skin by racial um paperback. No, 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:15.560 he actually was a paper bag. He was like really 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.600 light skinned. He looks you know, he looks look kind 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:22.239 of Chico like I'm talking. He's black, German and Cuban. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:30.080 Um boy, you really called him out. I don't know. Anyway, 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:32.120 he hasn't nobody man, He's like, hey, no blue chet, 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:37.120 blue chet on that whole anyway. So we went on 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:39.560 a day. He actually hit me up. We we matched, 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:42.120 we were talking, and literally the next day he was like, hey, 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:44.720 let's go for lunch. I wouldn't do a ship so 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:47.360 I said, okay, man, I'll take I'll take lunch. So 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.200 he came and picked me up. He lives in like 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:52.000 New Rochelle, which is above you know, the Bronx. And 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:54.359 when you're about the Bronx, most of them have sucking cars. 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:57.040 So I was like, okay, I guess I'll go ahead 0:04:57.080 --> 0:05:00.200 and throw it out there. He was twenty two years old. Um, 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:03.080 but whatever. So he came and picked me up and 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:07.680 he graduated yeah, um he graduated from high school. Yeah, 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:09.520 but he is in college and he's about to enter 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:12.760 law school. Um, and so he can't pick me up. 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:16.360 We ended up going to a really nice like sushi 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:21.520 Japanese spot, Gotbach eight super. He was super mature, Like. 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.680 We sat there and talked about probably the fucking Trump 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:27.480 administration and politics. He's clearly into politics. I mean he's 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:29.000 about to be a lawyer, you know what I mean. 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:33.320 So he's into that bitch right. I was like, and 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:36.279 I'm not even lie. I think he's definitely more white 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.440 than black, because I think he was here for Trump 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:42.480 and no girl, he was. He. I was like, boy, 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.920 I got up, I got out of the day. Dude 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.440 was like, I would have voted for him. I was like, Oh, 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:52.119 he's definitely, But I'm also someone who I accept people 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:55.480 to accept me for my views. I wouldn't sit here 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:58.200 and just not you know, I'm hearing him out. So 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:01.280 that's okay, Mexican. You think it's okay for someone to 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:02.880 have vis like that, You want to suck somebody that 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.240 has views like that. I'm not gonna go him on 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:08.320 you this episode on the Subway. I'm going to tell 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:12.440 you why it's sucking trash. At the end of the day, 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:14.640 do you know how many niggas probably think it's trash 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:17.599 that I want to take a dildo? Want another? Niggas asked? Also, 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:20.320 first of all, that's a fetish. You're telling you that 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:24.760 it doesn't black people. How much better can you do? Oh? Well, 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:26.120 I mean, how much worse can it get for you? 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.440 Get the funk out of here? Get when people fucking 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:32.480 sign off on that this fucking dude climate deal pictured 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:35.160 one thousand percent. Sure what he's done since he's been 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:39.520 in the office and what he said. However, you still 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:42.159 have people with different political views. He comes from a 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:46.200 background in which he was mostly raised. He was raising 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:49.000 he was raising a Republican household. I'm sitting here, and 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.760 it's not He wasn't saying that he did vote. He wasn't. 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:55.880 He was. He was just very strong about his family 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:59.440 and their views on Trump. That's what it was. Anyways, 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:01.960 Oh my god. Anyways, so we went to this to 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:03.960 this nice Japanese But if you talk to somebody voted 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:06.000 for Trump, then you did a white boy, it's off 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:07.599 of your list. He didn't vote for You've done it. 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:09.080 You've done it. He might allied to you to get 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:13.360 the pussy. I think his family did, but he didn't. 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:16.280 But anyways, so we're sitting here in the car. Anyways, 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:19.000 we go to the to the restaurant. It was really good, 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:22.560 really fucking good, like habachi. And he asked like we're 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:24.960 starting to talk and he's like, I want to go 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:29.040 to a cigar bar. Mind you. He's twenty two years old, 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:32.080 and I'm like, you want to go to a cigar bar? Okay, 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:34.440 mind you. I got my little old head, my little 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:37.560 old nig I would be with the old head, do you. 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:43.720 I think he's like every seven, he's, well, it's old 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:47.200 for me. And so he put me onto cigars, So 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:49.240 I like, no, which ones I have to smoke in 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:50.760 the size. I know how to smoke it, I know 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:56.080 how to clip it. You head? Then who paid my rent? Oh, 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:59.360 but he's not in my old head, that's daddy. But um. Anyways, 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:01.480 so we went to the cigar bar. It was nice, 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:06.440 like he knew the people I know, um, and so 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:08.960 we went to the cigar bar. It was really nice. 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:11.480 You know, it's an all white neighborhood. He has all 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:13.440 white friends, so he knows the guy at the front 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:17.400 hooks all of them. I didn't meet and she acted 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:21.360 like that right. So after we leave this cigar bar, 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:24.640 his friend owns another cigar bar. So we go to 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:27.080 this other cigar bar. Bitch. They bring out the bud 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:31.160 wisers and ship like, I'm legit seriously, and so we're 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:33.439 sitting here a wolfall Walsher is playing. Then we started 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:39.240 talking politics like it's literally I'm like, am I no, seriously, 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:42.480 I was in your show? Or man Tuck, I can't, 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:47.160 I can't. I forgot the name and started and started 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:51.719 with the m um. Anyways, so this is where the 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:57.520 date takes a lambslide. Guys like, So I'm sitting there, 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:01.400 We're all talking. Next thing, I know this little Chico 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:05.800 bitch don't give that if he y'all don't come for me. 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:09.760 This little Chico bitch. She walked in with her little 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:14.360 pink um workout pants with a fucking crop top tank 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:20.560 top with her hair down looking crops drop top. So 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:22.920 she walk in. Mind you, at this point, I don't 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:25.080 know who she is. Me and him have had the 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:28.880 conversation about our exes, are our history, what it is. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:32.160 He's been single for a month and a half, So 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:34.920 this girl wants me to win. This girl walks in 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:38.640 and she looks at everyone. Mind you, were with his 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:41.719 best friends right now, the best friend's girlfriend, everybody. So 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.720 she walks in and it's just looking at the dude 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.920 I want to date with, and I'm just like, I 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:48.840 don't know who the fun this is. So she goes. 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.800 She says hi to everybody, Hi, Tim, Hi Joe, Hi, Bobby, 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:55.240 says hi to all you know, all the guys, tailor, 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.760 Hi Taylor, Hi Hunter says hi to literally the other 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:03.520 five guys that are there. Um, and then asked the 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:10.400 best friend and who is this pointing at me? Hold 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:15.280 on though, so so he's like, oh, that's Mandy. So 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:16.800 she got to stick out her hand. Mind you at 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.080 this point. I don't know what's going on, so I 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:20.960 stick out my hand because the bitch I don't know 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:22.960 who she is, okay, whatever, so I stick out her 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:26.240 hand like what's up next? Thing? I know she's looking 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:29.640 at the nigger I want a date with, and she's like, 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:32.880 let's go outside. I need to talk to you, bitch. 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:35.240 I don't think I ever opened my Uber app, so 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:38.960 motherfucking fast, I know you need I was like seven minutes, wait, 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:42.040 where the hell is that bitch? Bitch? I ain't even 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:44.040 gonna hold you. The only reason why I held out 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:49.720 while it was outside that bitch I was. I was like, 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:52.480 my pride, ain't that Let me see what's going on. 0:10:54.640 --> 0:11:01.240 I was like, I don't know about the sister photes friends. 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:04.320 Was supposed to be a free lunch. I can't turn 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:06.440 this into a sixty four dollar lunch. Like this just 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:10.160 doesn't make sense. So there outside, mind you? Before he 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:12.719 go outside, he did mind you, bit, I don't give 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.960 a fuck, bitch. So before he goes outside with the bitch, 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.520 he's like, Bobby, I need you to join me, bitch. 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.439 He had the best friend join him. When I tell you, 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:26.679 it took all of seventh second Bobby was convincing him 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:30.520 that he Okay, no, bitch, Bobby's girlfriend slid right the 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:31.959 funk over to me and was like, I just want 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:53.120 you to know they are not together. Is that because 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:56.080 he know his fucking story, bitch? Because he didn't tell 0:11:56.160 --> 0:12:00.760 me that his friends were wife before, and yeah, this problem, 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:02.959 I just want you to know. It was just very 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:08.720 matter of fact. I voted the best the best friend's 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:12.800 girlfriend slid over to my. Mind you, they're all fucking 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:17.160 leather recliners. She leans over to me and she was like, 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:20.280 I just want you to know they are not together anymore, 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:24.880 and we don't like her. It's like, I'm pretty bit 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:31.400 it was. They were here for her as okay, mind you. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:34.600 Come to find out they broke up because she got 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:41.960 gang banged by a friend and many I swear to god, 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:45.040 so mind you, the whole time I knew of why 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.319 they broke up. So I'm like, oh, so that's the 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.400 whole getting gang bang like, so that's why they broke 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:52.640 up while they were in a relationship. I guess she 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:56.320 decided to not only funk a friend, but a friend 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:58.640 and his friends so got gang bang. I thought you 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:01.000 it was when we were broken that night. It wasn't 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:03.760 a be fucking deal and you always got to say something. 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.360 But I don't know what the fuck is your proper name? Sha, 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:10.800 So this I was drunk, bitch, right, I was drunk. 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.760 I did not know what the hell is that. Oh no, 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:18.280 I've been drinking see so um yeah, bitch, So that's 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:20.920 what happened. Um. Needless to say, I ended up still 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:24.600 sucking him that night. But what you know what though 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.400 I know I'm not gonna lie. The date went so well, 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:31.040 she got dismissed and left. He explained it. Mind you, 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.520 the friends was cape, bitch, we spent the friends was 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:36.000 caping like apparently he didn't try, she didn't try to 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:39.160 run him over, like she's a crazy bitch, just crazy 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:43.440 um Puerto Rico, which all my Spanish friends crazy, but 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:45.040 it's I mean, it was just like one of my 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:47.480 Spanish friends pissed on a dude's car and put like 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:49.920 ham all over the top of the hood because the 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:52.160 sun spots. So when he peeled off the ham, that 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:56.080 called like the paint worth the pain came off. I 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:57.840 wasn't here for you always need one on the team. 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:00.560 It was just definitely one of those were it kind 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:02.880 of like puts salt into such a great day because 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:07.000 he was actually such a great date. Needless to say, 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:09.720 I go to work the motherfucker next day and guess 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:14.760 who slides in My motherfucking d and motherfucking Quita. But okay, 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:20.080 I'm Steph. That's the name, bitch is Okay, I'm step 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:26.240 That is of the show. And I'm so happy because 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:28.920 normally y'all know, we believe shit. But she was just 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:31.760 so motherfucking tacky, and I'm like, bitch, I'm growing a bit. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:34.560 So y'all, I really had to tell y'all what this 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:37.880 little young bitch plant ten thousand trees and reading time 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:41.760 read right now. Let me tell y'all what this follow her? 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:44.800 Can I please follow her? Let me tell y'all what 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.760 this whole hop to my MS asking so I screenshot 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:50.080 this ship and sent it to Wheezy. She decided to 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:55.320 hop my d m s and ask who paid for 0:14:55.320 --> 0:15:03.080 the date? That was her question to me, and my 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:09.200 motherfucking was did you or for the day. She's fucking trash, 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:12.040 super trash, Who the fun ask that? So you know what, 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:14.920 nineteen year old wasn't even going to be petty or 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:18.560 that didn't get paid to get by eight niggas. What happened? 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:21.960 Oh my ship came out. Damn we didn't told all 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:24.560 the Jews. It's okay. We can still hear you, can't 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:27.120 you hear me? Yeah? Oh, I just can't hear myself. Okay, 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:29.280 I guess I don't have to hear myself. I'll go on. 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:35.120 Many had a malfunction, you see that that was about 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:39.240 the about me. No, let me tell y'all coming through, 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:42.560 Let me shop, let me, let me, let me, let 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:44.280 me finish, let me finish you and let me finish. 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:47.120 So she stepped in my mother fucking I was talking 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:49.200 about who paid for the day. I wasn't gonna respond 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:52.320 because for any of the female followers listening, I think 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:55.680 it's super fucking messy to respond to the other bitch 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:58.600 who ain't even the bitch, Because bitch, he's single. Why 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:00.480 are you asking me question about your nigga that ain't 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:04.440 your nigga? So is this single in his bio? Single? 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:07.240 Is in his bio? Bro? You know you're not being chose. 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:12.000 So my response to her was, do I look like 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:15.840 a bit who would pay for a day? You know 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:21.240 that was high five? Didn't know that was my motherfucker response. 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:23.400 He was out here getting that eight dollars cigar and 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:28.920 putting it on yo, goddamn chase girl. I was just like, 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:32.440 mind you, I will tell you guys a one sauce 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:34.840 that I fund with married niggas And why is theyn't 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:38.760 even approached me about no ship? What was that? I said? 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:41.800 I funk with married niggas and nay, wise, don't even 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:43.880 hit me. So the last thing I need is a 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:47.360 single niggas eggs bitch hitting my god, damn lie you 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:50.320 heard you see this while you can't fu nigas, Okay. 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:52.240 So then we talked about this. Mind you. This is 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:57.480 the topic for today's episode because Wheezy is convinced that 0:16:57.560 --> 0:16:59.720 this would not have happened had he been older, which 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:03.120 is teen nineteen year olds nineteen? Are you kidding me? 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.639 Are you? We had this conversation a fox some nineteen 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:08.520 year old myna, you better not be wife, and he's sucking. 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:11.240 He's twenty two. He's gonna wife a nineteen year old. 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.920 He's twenty two. That's why you can't funk with young dudes, 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:15.840 because they ask you young as you know why she 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:18.800 asked that question because he had her cave then date 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:22.439 that y'all are, Oh she paid her way? What and 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:24.760 that bitch thought that was the only thing that matters 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:27.680 you dumb ass thinking the whole like you know what 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:32.439 I'm saying, click on you and to think girl, But no, 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:35.720 go through the talk about what happened about Oh dude, 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:39.920 this could be the whole, No, bitch, because we got 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:43.560 to talk about this age talk about So then she 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:49.120 goddamn cologne? So did she go do you guys? Dude, 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:55.120 I'll be goddamn Latino friends look so anyways, So then 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:58.360 what she proceeds to do, bitch, is send me screenshots 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:03.119 of a conversation she han't with him, like your friends shot, bitch. 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:05.120 So listen at this point, this is where I cut 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:06.920 him off. Mind you, He's been on my phone every 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:09.080 single day since Girl. He wants to take me to 0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:11.720 go see Wonder Woman. He is in my phone like crazy, 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:16.119 and I am curving the ship out of him because bitch, 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:18.840 he loved it too. He is in love with me, 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:21.200 Like I think I put it on him too much, 0:18:21.280 --> 0:18:25.919 Like I shouldn't gave that aus. Girl was definitely like 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:27.919 c plus Like I don't even know why he got 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:30.320 a great a pussy for c plus dick. But you 0:18:30.400 --> 0:18:31.960 know I like to show out on these young nigs. 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:35.480 No talk about was so she yeah, he was six 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:39.040 six and that's why he got his body was fucking 0:18:40.240 --> 0:18:46.119 stepped out of anyway, how's he gonna anyways? So she 0:18:46.320 --> 0:18:50.000 proceeds to send me screenshots, which women don't do this ship. 0:18:50.040 --> 0:18:53.280 This is tacky as fuck. Okay. She proceeded to send 0:18:53.280 --> 0:18:55.880 me screenshots apparently of a conversation that she was having 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:59.840 with him, where he pretty much answered that same question 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:02.440 is who do you think paid for it? Pretty much 0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:05.240 not telling her he paid for it or I paid 0:19:05.240 --> 0:19:07.640 for it? Was just real childish, And then she proceeded 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:09.760 to just send me screenshots of how he decided to 0:19:09.800 --> 0:19:16.040 then say he he was glad she popped up because 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:18.400 she was looking so beauty. Nigga's being niggas. I want 0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:22.080 you to record me saying this niggas being niggas. Hol long, 0:19:22.240 --> 0:19:24.840 I'm have a message go ahead, and with feminists, the 0:19:24.920 --> 0:19:28.960 message ladies stop buying other bitches about the nigga that 0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:32.040 told you now I didn't suck her. And then to 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:37.800 confirm are you stupid? Are you stupid? You look dumb. Stop. 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:41.000 Stop you are making us look dumb. I am fucking 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:46.600 tired of women making me. No, Sha, how old are you? 0:19:46.600 --> 0:19:50.080 You have to be? Nineteen? No, but you don't because 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:53.120 I have another friend sucking another friend's nigga, and so 0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:56.160 I'm just called in the middle and bitch the wife 0:19:56.400 --> 0:19:58.920 is definitely hitting my friend showing up to her job 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:01.840 at this point, My you just wrote a whole Instagram 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:05.639 caption about Oh my god, this girl is trying to 0:20:05.720 --> 0:20:07.639 ruin my relationship but I ain't gonna let her come 0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:10.040 between because we're gonna meet a person and she's gonna 0:20:10.040 --> 0:20:13.880 see me, and I'm just like this Instagram. Please keep 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:17.320 your personal life too, to your personal side. Um. But 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:20.480 this is why I've decided that fucking dating is just 0:20:20.520 --> 0:20:22.480 not for me. At this point, I can't stand regular 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:24.800 nigga because it's just a bullshit, Like let me just 0:20:24.840 --> 0:20:26.840 walk into something and know what I'm walking into, Like 0:20:27.640 --> 0:20:30.399 I just I'm I was just super cooling it. So 0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:34.520 he's super bitter. It hasn't happened to me. One of 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:38.200 my old roommate, right, she needs to work with this dude. God, 0:20:38.520 --> 0:20:42.040 she this is such a hilary story. She worked with 0:20:42.080 --> 0:20:44.360 this guy Haitian duty was a cook and she said 0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:46.680 that it was completely platonic and I think maybe they 0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:49.399 text about a work schedule of something. She posted up 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:51.199 in my room at like nine am one day and 0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:52.560 I was like, dude, you have to listen to this, 0:20:52.640 --> 0:20:55.560 and plays this voicemail of his wife's saying, I don't 0:20:55.560 --> 0:21:00.000 know who the hand are you, but but you can't 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:04.280 not texting no more? Okay, bitch, I was fucking crying, 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:06.840 but you know what, To be fair, that was an 0:21:06.840 --> 0:21:09.639 older woman, but she sounded like at least no, but 0:21:09.840 --> 0:21:12.600 it happens. It has nothing to do with the I 0:21:12.600 --> 0:21:15.600 think the confrontation can be any age. But like how 0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:17.800 she came at me asking for the Dane shot and 0:21:18.000 --> 0:21:21.480 who paid for the day to be surprised, bro. The bitch, 0:21:22.040 --> 0:21:24.160 the girl who I'm talking about, my home girl, who's 0:21:24.200 --> 0:21:27.960 being like brought drama to right now. The bitch sent 0:21:28.080 --> 0:21:31.959 her back the videos that she sent the husband on snapchat. 0:21:32.720 --> 0:21:34.480 It was like I logged into his ship while you 0:21:34.480 --> 0:21:38.200 sent him my nickties videos. And bitch, if you don't 0:21:38.200 --> 0:21:40.879 stop her giving an explanation, everybody's gonna know what your 0:21:40.880 --> 0:21:44.680 pussy looked like. And threatened to expose my friends videos 0:21:44.680 --> 0:21:46.040 that she says to her husband, do we know where 0:21:46.040 --> 0:21:48.240 he pussy looks? Like? Did they get exposed? Her pussy 0:21:48.280 --> 0:21:51.160 looked nice? It was cool. She didn't post. She didn't 0:21:51.160 --> 0:21:55.320 post the videos, not yet. Apparently apparently they're supposed to 0:21:55.359 --> 0:21:59.200 be meeting up soon. But it's to talk face to face, 0:22:00.040 --> 0:22:02.600 be out there. It's her face in it. I'm not 0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:06.240 sure that's what I said, but I'm not gonna I'm 0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:08.320 not gonna hold you face being in the video. If 0:22:08.440 --> 0:22:11.320 any of my videos leaked, Bro, do you see my tattoos, 0:22:11.960 --> 0:22:14.920 You're going to know it's me and that video? And 0:22:15.480 --> 0:22:17.720 did you see that ship with love with boys? Oh no, 0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:20.400 that's your face, bro, But that's your face. It's like me, 0:22:20.840 --> 0:22:24.320 I record backshot all day. I record backshot. I have 0:22:24.359 --> 0:22:26.920 some backshot videos with him. But like I think maybe 0:22:26.960 --> 0:22:28.840 it's like the long distance thing, or it could be 0:22:28.880 --> 0:22:30.680 that you're also skinniest fun. No one cares to see 0:22:30.720 --> 0:22:33.920 what you look like from the back, Like, um, do 0:22:33.960 --> 0:22:35.640