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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, this

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Speaker 1: is Tina.

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Speaker 2: Hi Tina, this is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from Airlines

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Speaker 2: in regards to your trip coming up in just a

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Speaker 2: few days.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Okay, you're.

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Speaker 2: Probably wondering why the phone call. Yeah, well I have

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Speaker 2: some great news for you, Tina. Our flight was overbooked

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Speaker 2: and so unfortunately you're going to be upgraded for real. Yep,

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Speaker 2: you're going to be upgraded to our fur class. So

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Speaker 2: it should be a very very fun flight for you.

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Speaker 1: Did you say first class?

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Speaker 2: No? I said fur class class.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what's that?

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Speaker 2: Well before it's a new thing that we're doing. You're

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Speaker 2: traveling with your.

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Speaker 1: Pop correct, yeah, my German shepherd.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and he's going in the cargo area. Has

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Speaker 2: to be in a kennel because he's quite a large dog.

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Speaker 2: And guess what what as one of the first passengers

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Speaker 2: in fur class, you're going to be able to travel

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Speaker 2: in the compartment with your.

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Speaker 1: Pet in the cargo area.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we just need to make sure. The reason I'm

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Speaker 2: calling is we need to make sure you have a kennel.

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Speaker 2: Your size Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: What is no?

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Speaker 2: Yes, we have all sizes of kennels. So I just

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Speaker 2: need to know about how tall you are and a

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Speaker 2: couple of measurements, and then we can make sure you

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Speaker 2: have the right size kennel and you'll be right next

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Speaker 2: to your furry pal.

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Speaker 1: Are you telling me that I'm going to be traveling

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Speaker 1: in a kennel with my dog and other dog, yes,

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Speaker 1: and luggage.

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Speaker 2: You'll be in a kennel right next to them.

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Speaker 1: No, that's unacceptable. I purchased a ticket on the airplane.

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Speaker 1: It's bad enough that my dog has to ride in

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Speaker 1: a cargo area. I'm not going to That's absolutely unacceptable.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you heard me when I said

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Speaker 2: you were being upgraded to our fur class.

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Speaker 1: No, I heard you, and that doesn't make sense. I

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Speaker 1: purchased a ticket. I've never even heard of fur class.

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Speaker 2: What is It's a brand new thing that we're doing

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Speaker 2: when we're overbooked. You know, sometimes we get overbooked, and

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Speaker 2: we figured it's not my problem. Somebody like you, who's

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Speaker 2: obviously traveling with their pet would love to be next

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Speaker 2: to them the whole time. So how can we make it.

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Speaker 1: I would not love to be in a cargo area,

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Speaker 1: in a crate. I want a seat for a seatbelt.

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Speaker 1: You have to be hitting me. There's no way that

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Speaker 1: fer class exists, and that because you overbooked the flight.

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Speaker 1: I have to fly in the cargo area with my

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Speaker 1: German shepherds.

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Speaker 2: I know it's exciting, I know it's exciting.

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Speaker 1: I'm not excited whatsoever.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, so well, would you like to cancel your flight? Then?

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Speaker 1: Oh so what this is about? You want me to

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Speaker 1: cancel so that you don't have to upgrade me for

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Speaker 1: real into first class or a different plane. No, it's unacceptable.

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Speaker 2: We of course don't want you to cancel. We care

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Speaker 2: about all of our customers, which is why we created

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Speaker 2: for a class. We figured you'd be very excited to

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Speaker 2: be in the cargo area in a big crate made

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Speaker 2: for a human, next to your dog the entire trip.

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Speaker 1: This is absolutely ridiculous, and it continues to get worse

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Speaker 1: to fly. I would rather drive this point then get

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Speaker 1: on an airplane because listen, the seats keep getting smaller,

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Speaker 1: the luggage keeps getting smaller, or you have to pay

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Speaker 1: to bring your first with you, Like what's next? You

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Speaker 1: have to buy a ticket and then buy the seat, like,

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Speaker 1: come on already, that's.

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Speaker 2: The other thing I forgot to tell you a flying

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Speaker 2: fur class in the cargo department. With your pet, you

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Speaker 2: get free luggage checked.

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Speaker 1: Oh how generous. That's so nice. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: I can watch my bag while we fly. Cancel my

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Speaker 1: flight right now and send me an email while I'm

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Speaker 1: on the phone with you. But I'm never flying with

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Speaker 1: you again, and I'm gonna blast you on social media

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell everyone I know to never fly

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Speaker 1: with you. Guys. Ever.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so cancel your flight, but keep your pets ticket.

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Speaker 2: They're still traveling with us, Are you stupid?

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Speaker 1: Of course not. Why would I have my dogs fly

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Speaker 1: with you if I'm not with them? Do you think

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna trust you guys at this point? If I did,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if I saw in the New

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Speaker 1: German Shepherd escapes plane running on the tarmac at this point,

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Speaker 1: this is the level of service said, I'm sure you're

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Speaker 1: going to give my dog? Are you laughing at because

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Speaker 1: give me some supervisor.

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Speaker 2: This is this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show

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Speaker 2: doing a phone prank on you and your husband. Say

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Speaker 2: you up, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm going to murder him.

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Speaker 2: He said that you're traveling with your dog for the

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Speaker 2: first time. I wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one way to do it. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I literally was picturing myself in a crate, watching the

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Speaker 1: luggages just slide everywhere and freezing, and my dog's looking

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Speaker 1: at me like, look at what you did.

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks,