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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. I can't take back o

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Speaker 1: arms lit masse speaker.

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Speaker 2: Got a text into seventy eighty five nine two that

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Speaker 2: says I've been a vegetarian for over ten years and

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Speaker 2: one day decided, for no reason, I wanted to cheat

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Speaker 2: Nita Burger.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't blame you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: A couple of minutes later, messed my pants in the

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Speaker 2: car ride. Oh oh, he wasn't ready for that. Weird

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Speaker 2: instant karma. How does it move through so quickly? Luckily,

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Speaker 2: science found that karma can't find you if you use

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Speaker 2: a voice chang. Oh thank you science. That's why we

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Speaker 2: have the mass Speaker. And one of our listeners has

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Speaker 2: some bad karma that he'd like to scrub out of

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Speaker 2: the upholstery in his car. He's using the fake name

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Speaker 2: Brad today. So Brad, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Hey, oh Brad, are you disturbed by that visual or

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Speaker 3: is it just us?

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Speaker 1: Oh? No, it's all of us.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I like that.

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Speaker 2: Now that we're all disturbed, the voice changer is on.

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Speaker 2: You are now the mass Speaker, Brad. Whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 2: go ahead, tell us your big confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I worked front desk at a hotel. Okay,

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Speaker 1: one day, it came into work early to take over

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Speaker 1: for the night guy, and cleaning people came by me

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Speaker 1: and said that they found a lost engagement ring.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, the big deal. Whoa wait, that's not

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Speaker 3: that big of a deal, you said, Well.

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Speaker 1: I mean an engagement ring is a big deal. But

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Speaker 1: people leave stuff at hotels all the.

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Speaker 3: Time, and I can imagine, like you're washing your hands,

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Speaker 3: you take it off to like say, the soap doesn't

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Speaker 3: get whatever, and you forget it.

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Speaker 1: Well, somebody had lost it in their sheets, and so

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Speaker 1: clean people brought it to me to put in the

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Speaker 1: loss of sound.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't you contact them because you'd have their information right?

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Speaker 1: Well, no, because they didn't know what room it came from,

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Speaker 1: you know, they were putting all the sheets together.

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Speaker 2: Sucks. What's the protocol for something like that?

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Speaker 1: Well, by law, we have to put it in the

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Speaker 1: loss and found You know, we have twenty one days

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Speaker 1: where we have to hold on to it.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you do hold on to it for

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Speaker 2: a while. What happens after twenty one days?

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Speaker 1: Well, so here's here's what happens at the hotel. Everybody

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Speaker 1: kind of waits till the twenty one day mark. So

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Speaker 1: I didn't want people just to see that there's this

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Speaker 1: ring in there. You know, if somebody doesn't call, oh, you're.

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Speaker 3: Saying that the employees like go and check out what's

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Speaker 3: in there and shouting the days like you know, my

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Speaker 3: mom was a controller at a resort and we would

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Speaker 3: get like leftover toys and stuff. Oh yeah, because they

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Speaker 3: have to move them out because it's like you only

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Speaker 3: have so much storage.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all those Mickey Mouse sunglasses I want.

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Speaker 1: It's always sunglasses and watches. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't want

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Speaker 1: anybody to like go and snag it up right away.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot of people at this hotel.

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Speaker 1: So what I did is I put it in like

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Speaker 1: a Manila folder, put a bunch of other papers in there,

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Speaker 1: and I mean pretty inconspicuous. I put it weight down

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Speaker 1: at the bottle. Then twenty one days go by and

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Speaker 1: nobody calls, Oh.

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Speaker 3: Now you got a ring.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they meant to throw that ring away. Maybe the

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Speaker 2: marriage wasn't good.

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Speaker 3: Or maybe they weren't sleeping with their fiance.

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Speaker 2: Oh I might have didn't go there, but it's weird

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Speaker 2: that yours did.

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Speaker 3: In the bench sheets, you're at a hotel, okay.

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Speaker 1: And it was a big rock. I mean it was

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Speaker 1: an expensive ring. Oh, so I just thought, well, I'll

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Speaker 1: just take this envelope out. I'm going to just take

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Speaker 1: the ring now. It fell in my pocket and what

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Speaker 1: do you know?

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Speaker 3: So you took it home.

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Speaker 1: I took it home. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. That's got to be against some employee handbooks.

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Speaker 3: I don't say there's no karma, but that seems like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: did you.

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Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. I've been dating my girl for

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Speaker 1: a while. Oh my god, I've been wanting to propose,

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Speaker 1: but I've been looking at it rings now and this

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Speaker 1: is a real rock. I mean this could tip the

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Speaker 1: girl over.

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Speaker 2: Did you propose with it?

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Speaker 1: I did? No?

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Speaker 3: God, I mean the other way. Maybe it's good karma.

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Speaker 3: Alexis like it came into his life because she was

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Speaker 3: supposed to propose to this woman or the ring, and

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Speaker 3: it's going to bring him bad lack.

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Speaker 2: What did your fiance say when you popped open a

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Speaker 2: big diamond ring? Yeah, fatty one.

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Speaker 1: She was pretty blown away. I mean.

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Speaker 2: Question like where you got it?

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Speaker 1: No? I just told her, I said a bonus at work,

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Speaker 1: working really hard to put it extra hours.

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Speaker 2: You lied.

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Speaker 3: A bonus, Yeah, but you didn't put any extra work

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Speaker 3: into it.

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Speaker 1: Yes he did.

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Speaker 2: He worked hard to hide it. In the Loss of Fai,

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Speaker 2: it actually makes sense because getting a ring re size

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Speaker 2: is way cheaper than just buying a brand new diamond.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, what if she finds out.

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Speaker 2: She's wearing another girl's ring.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that I would be upset if you

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Speaker 3: would have told me from the beginning, but that you

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Speaker 3: lied about it to make you mad.

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Speaker 1: Don't want to know. I was like, well, she is

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Speaker 1: never going to find out. But then get this. Three

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Speaker 1: days later, a couple calls from looking for their.

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Speaker 2: After you proposed already.

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 2: Was it awkward pulling it off of your fiance's finger?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I was not going to do that. I would

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Speaker 1: be dead right now.

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Speaker 3: What did you tell him?

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Speaker 1: Well, I said, I you know, I hadn't seen it.

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Speaker 2: Now we're rude, bad, it's feeling real bad.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty bad. Initially they didn't call back because they

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Speaker 1: were on a month long trip to Europe.

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Speaker 2: That wow, these guys are They're like, oh, we were

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Speaker 2: in Europe and realized.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you hope that they have insurance on it

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Speaker 3: or something, and they were able to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just trying to say something to make you

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Speaker 1: feel more well. And I told my girl too. I said, hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of a surprise. I didn't told anybody else.

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Speaker 1: If she posts this online, just make the photos private.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's a secret engagement.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, I love it.

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Speaker 2: He's like, don't show anybody, dude.

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Speaker 1: Wow. I don't know if I'm going to get away

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Speaker 1: with it, but so far I'm doing real good.

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Speaker 3: I they just move the wedding date up as soon

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Speaker 3: as she says yes, maybe.

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Speaker 1: We'll go to Europe for a month.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Text into seven eight, five, nine too. If you

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Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide

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Speaker 2: your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next

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Speaker 2: mass speaker phone taps coming up next