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Speaker 1: Should my brother and I invite my brother's crush to

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Speaker 1: Chinese New Year? This is Okayope, the Home of the

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Speaker 1: Craziest Stories on Earth. I'm Sam John Danielle. What do

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Speaker 1: you think, off rip? Should they invite the crush?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Absolutely? Why not invite a crush?

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Speaker 1: Would you like if your crush went to your New

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Speaker 1: Year's party?

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Speaker 2: Well? Am I prepared?

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Speaker 1: You're not prepared. It's a surprise.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's a surprise, and you got no idea. What

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Speaker 2: do I look like?

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Speaker 1: I like this?

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Speaker 3: Oh so I look hot?

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Speaker 2: Perfect? Absolutely invite them?

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's see what actually happened. So we

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Speaker 1: come from a conservative East Asian family. My brother came

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Speaker 1: out years ago, but my parents reacted so badly he

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Speaker 1: basically went back into the closet. This was all before

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Speaker 1: I was born. There's like lore before you were even born.

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Speaker 1: Because it's also the ages. So brother and I are

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Speaker 1: seventeen male and seventeen female. So those are the two. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that's Ope and brother and then the brother is

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Speaker 1: thirty two male and the rush is thirty male. So

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Speaker 1: there's a big age a third like a fifteen year

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Speaker 1: fifteen year Yeah, age difference, that's wild. Yeah, that's cool

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Speaker 1: to have Laura before, like before you were born. I

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Speaker 1: guess everyone has law because you come from your parents. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: four years ago, my parents moved back to our home

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Speaker 1: country as their business was doing better there, and left

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Speaker 1: my brother and I with my older brother, and we've

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Speaker 1: been doing great. I only see my parents twice a year.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're.

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Speaker 3: Basically like seventeen living on their own.

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Speaker 4: On their own.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wild.

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Speaker 1: Or the brother, the older brother now just has like

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Speaker 1: two kids now, low key, that's probably more what's happening

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Speaker 1: early thirties teenagers?

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'll say right now, I'm thirty one and I

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Speaker 2: have two sixteen year old siblings?

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Speaker 1: And can you do you raise them?

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Speaker 2: When I go home?

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Speaker 3: It's always funy? It actually not anymore?

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Speaker 5: I can practice. Actually, so you actually have a similar

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Speaker 5: age difference?

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Speaker 1: What is it from this same two sets of parents?

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Speaker 2: I mean, yes, two sets of parents. But they're both my.

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Speaker 1: Half siblings half siblings, right, okay, okay, I wonder if

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Speaker 1: these are. I don't think it says if they're half siblings.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got that too. My younger brothers are like

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Speaker 4: ten years younger than me. Okay, well not that crazy.

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Speaker 1: Hey, everyone has it.

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Speaker 3: We got close a wow, look at us two and

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Speaker 3: a half years.

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Speaker 1: He's also started to come out again. And my parents

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Speaker 1: don't do anything because they are too far away, and

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Speaker 1: also they don't want to ruin our education or income

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Speaker 1: by having my brother refuse to take care of us,

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Speaker 1: so they pretend not to know, which is interesting. Don't ask,

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Speaker 1: don't tell. Yeah, my brother and I are supportive though.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, there's a little Asian cafe that opened

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Speaker 1: up at the start of last year, and it's got

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Speaker 1: all kinds of handmade Asian suites and pastries, both traditional

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Speaker 1: and fusion. It's run by a brother and sister, and

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Speaker 1: the brother is the baker sash barista, and he's gay ooh.

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Speaker 3: In my sense in a potential.

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Speaker 1: Now, I'm gonna like the most meet cute thing ever.

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Speaker 1: Go into the bakery, get a croissant, getting the baker.

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Speaker 1: I know the smells would be phenomenal in that household.

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Speaker 5: I just came home from a long day of work. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: you smell like a French croissant.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I want to look that thing up. So

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Speaker 1: my brother is and has a huge crush on him

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Speaker 1: and that's huge with like ten youth.

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Speaker 3: I mean, how can't you, Yeah, can't you?

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Speaker 2: Obviously?

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Speaker 1: I mean man is literally smells like a snat.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 1: I know because we got to the cafe every Saturday

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Speaker 1: morning for family breakfast and they always make hard eyes

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Speaker 1: at each other and smile a lot. Cute.

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Speaker 3: That is so cute.

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Speaker 1: The sister also always makes her brother serve mine when

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Speaker 1: he comes in every day, and it's always talking up

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Speaker 1: her brother to mine. So it's like all the siblings are.

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Speaker 5: Kind, everyone like everyone everyone wants except the parents.

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Speaker 1: But who I mean, they're they're they're all the way

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Speaker 1: away in a different country. Hopefully, hopefully, I mean we'll see.

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Speaker 1: I imagine there's going to be something that something that

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Speaker 1: goes around. Yeah. Yeah, Because if we're not just reading

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Speaker 1: the happy yes, Happy story.

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Speaker 3: Danny, we're on Reddit.

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Speaker 1: We are where relationships come to die, which I'm sure

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Speaker 1: is not the slogan.

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Speaker 3: That they want.

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Speaker 1: We all go to the cafe every day, my older

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Speaker 1: brother every day before work and us after school, and

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Speaker 1: I think they really like us because they give us

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Speaker 1: extra snacks and stuff. We love snacks. I feel like

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Speaker 1: that's a sign that you like someone is extra snacks.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you a snack.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you all right.

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Speaker 1: Also talk up our older brother to her brother, but

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Speaker 1: none of them have made a move. His sister has

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Speaker 1: told us that her brother has a crush on ours.

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Speaker 1: So Chinese New Year is coming around soon, and I'm

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Speaker 1: wondering if my brother and I should invite them around

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Speaker 1: since their family is also overseas, so they don't have

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Speaker 1: like a family to celebrate New Wow.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, no perfect no parents, no parents, and

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Speaker 5: it just loves.

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Speaker 1: My oldest brother normally makes a traditional dinner. The sister

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Speaker 1: has said they don't have any plans for Chinese New Year,

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Speaker 1: and my brother's crush has offered to give me the

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Speaker 1: recipe to make Chinese New Year desserts. Can I or

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Speaker 1: my brother invite him over to our house for help

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Speaker 1: when my oldest brother will be around. He's offered to

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Speaker 1: teach me to make them anyway? Or should I leave it?

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Speaker 1: And there is a big fat, juicy update. But Danny,

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Speaker 1: since you're the guest on the show, what do you

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Speaker 1: think with this extra context, should they go ahead and

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Speaker 1: invite me?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Always always Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Can I ask is it? Are they like?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: We want them to come help prepare. Is that the hesitancy? Well,

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Speaker 5: I think it's more like, would my brother even like this,

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Speaker 5: because it's like it's the crush I don't want to

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Speaker 1: And also it sounds like he's like coming out, but

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Speaker 1: he's not fully out either, And so is it presumptuous

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Speaker 1: like intermingle maybe his dating life with his family life?

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Speaker 2: Stir the tea?

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Speaker 5: Why not, Steve, I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, burn through the oven of our hearts, of theance.

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Speaker 1: I think it would be. I think it would be, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Because like all you're doing is bringing everyone together, not like, hey,

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Speaker 1: The parents aren't there. It sounds like it's just like

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Speaker 1: their two kind of families hanging out. It's not like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's wrong with hanging out?

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Speaker 1: Nothing?

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Speaker 3: Nothing, we're hanging out.

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Speaker 1: We're hanging out the wrong. There's nothing wrong.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, if you don't mind, just further up.

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Speaker 1: Perfect man, feeling very close, possible professional you want to

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Speaker 1: be smooching the mic almost.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, basically got close.

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Speaker 4: There we go, There we go.

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Speaker 1: So are you ready for the update? We'll see what

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Speaker 1: actually happened to My twin brother and I talked to

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Speaker 1: He just laughed at us and said, yes, it was fine,

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Speaker 1: and said he knew exactly what we were up to

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Speaker 1: smirky out a ways, so kind of like he wants it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think they've already been talking or maybe even dating,

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Speaker 1: But he refused to say any more than that, and

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Speaker 1: good things take time, much like baking a nice croissant

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Speaker 1: and acting all wise and older brotherly and just being annoying. Uh,

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Speaker 1: spill the tea. I'm sorry, they're seventeen. They deserve a

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Speaker 1: little tea. They're old enough for tea.

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Speaker 2: That's right, definitely, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Actually, do you tell your siblings about your dating life?

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Speaker 5: I do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well I tell one of them, okay, the sister yes,

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Speaker 2: the brother not so much. But that's a good question.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I think just because she talks to

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Speaker 5: She asked for advice, you know, right, and is it

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Speaker 2: She's always like, oh, dating, yes, it's fun.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So I told him he'd better get married by

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Speaker 1: red pockets next Chinese New Year, and he just laughed

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Speaker 1: I gave him a list of wedding foods and he

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Speaker 1: So we've just been annoying each other back and forth

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Speaker 1: the blue yesterday and today, So I think I'll just

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Speaker 1: I do kind of want to tease him because I

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Speaker 1: them for another year. And actually it did end up

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Speaker 1: all happy because that's it. I was really Riley's starting

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Speaker 1: this off easy. Yeah, overloading with tuteness today. That is

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Speaker 1: really cute.

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Speaker 2: Cool wedding food, like what was on the menu?

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Speaker 1: Just like white cakes? Yeah, that would be hilarious. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just like a massive wedding game.

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Speaker 5: Hey, everyone, welcome to the party. We have cake and cake.

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Speaker 5: Yeah that's all we have, and we have a presider

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Speaker 5: here to eat these white cakes and celebration sushi.

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Speaker 1: Anything could be wedding food though, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Guess finger food.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean sometimes they I mean, but they

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Speaker 5: Wonder because they were talking about traditional Chinese New Year

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Speaker 5: is their traditional wedding food?

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Speaker 3: Wedding food? I wonder?

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Speaker 1: Like like they throw like rice at weddings and stuff.

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Speaker 3: They do do that.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean why not the birds die?

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Speaker 4: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Is it because their stomachs explode because.

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Speaker 2: They they choke on it? I think on the right story.

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Speaker 3: Time, you have an okay story time.

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Speaker 6: They can't digest an okay story time? Perfect, you could

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Speaker 6: tell it right now.

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Speaker 1: When I was in high school, the like there was

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Speaker 2: I feel like this is a lie.

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Speaker 1: Tell me why this is what I heard?

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Speaker 2: I mean, so many reasons do birds tummies explode that fast?

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Speaker 1: Yeah this is what I heard. This could be just

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Speaker 2: There's no way I love it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Danny was like, but they're actually washing it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not going to expand that much.

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Speaker 3: Well, little bird exploded. It an incredible title to a article.

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Speaker 3: What does it say?

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Speaker 5: Theory goes that it will eventually cause them to explode.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so okay, it causes them to explode, don't look

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, Well, well, okay, at a minimum, if

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's just so disorienting. Oh no, I.

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Speaker 1: Love how this guy's like, will this seagull explode? Let's

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, but I could see them falling out

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Speaker 5: of the air though, because they're like organs are I

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Speaker 5: don't know?

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Speaker 1: Wait, okay, all right, let us know in the comments

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Speaker 1: if seagull's stomach explodes. And also, did you have a

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Speaker 1: bad boy group on campus? Was yours? Also the water

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Speaker 1: polo kids? Let us know in the Cobbins, those rascals,

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Speaker 1: those rascals. But you know what I want to know, John,

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Speaker 1: what do you want to know? I want to know

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Speaker 1: this next story that you're gonna tell me in my ears.

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Speaker 3: Let me read it to your face? What is his sister?

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Speaker 6: Mom?

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh my sweet did daddy?

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Speaker 5: Let's just educate you don't forget about the uncle dads

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we did have a cousin brother.

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Speaker 1: We did have an uncle dad. I always see that

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Speaker 5: Common we should we should do a bracket or as

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Speaker 5: deer of the uncle.

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Speaker 1: Favorite just merch uncle dad, Uncle Dad.

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Speaker 3: I'm for it.

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Speaker 4: I'm a story where someone's.

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Speaker 1: Like their own grandpa, their own grandpa. Wait what yeah, Oh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's super complex.

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Speaker 3: Wait you're your own grandfather. I mean this is time travel.

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Speaker 3: There's no other so there's a way.

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Speaker 4: Really, okay, how could I be my own grandfather?

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Speaker 1: Put in a chat GBT.

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Speaker 4: But that's the uh, that's how you make it happen.

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Speaker 3: It's Martha's garden, doctor man.

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Speaker 4: Mary widow, okay, and I guess they were together and

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Speaker 4: then you.

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Speaker 1: Well no, but it doesn't. It doesn't say the oh

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Speaker 1: is it the widow? No, it's not.

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Speaker 6: Step one Mary widow. Step two, my father marries my

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Speaker 6: wife's daughter. My father is now my son in law.

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Speaker 6: My stepdaughter is now my mother. Step three, my son

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Speaker 6: is now my father's son in law. My father is

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Speaker 6: now my uncle. If my father is my uncle, I

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Speaker 6: am also the brother of my wife's daughter, who is

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Speaker 6: also my mother step four. Their son is my grandchild

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Speaker 6: as he is my daughter's son. My wife is now

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Speaker 6: my mother's mother, which makes her my grandma too. If

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Speaker 6: my wife is my grandma, then I am her grandchild

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Speaker 6: as my husband, as husband of my grandma, I am

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Speaker 6: my own grandpa. Wow, thank you read it.

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Speaker 1: That's beautiful.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, that's how you make it happen.

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Speaker 1: I just put that in there. Is that what's in

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Speaker 1: near future? Riley?

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Speaker 4: No? No, not at all. I just want to meet

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Speaker 4: someone that is like this.

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Speaker 1: All right, HiT's with it, John, Let's do it.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna freestyle this title. Are you ready?

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Speaker 4: Please do go.

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Speaker 5: My boyfriend is taking advantage of me by living rent free.

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Speaker 1: But he says he has a good excuse.

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Speaker 3: Should I kick him out?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah dude living rent free?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he allegedly has a good excuse. I don't care

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Speaker 1: if your apartment flooded. I don't care if your whole

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Speaker 1: like murdered outside the opera. You have to pay rent?

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Speaker 3: What if he's like, babe, you know how expense?

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Speaker 5: You know those foot massages I give you you know

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Speaker 3: To go out, Like massages are expensive. We're talking a

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Speaker 3: one hundred dollars an hour.

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Speaker 5: Babe, Babe, I could just give you foot rubs for

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Speaker 5: like five hours a day and like we're good.

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Speaker 1: What's a foot rep worth these days? Like thirty five

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Speaker 1: an hour? I don't know seven time? Are you on

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Speaker 1: foot Finder?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely?

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Speaker 3: You took way too.

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Speaker 1: Second, give that sight income.

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Speaker 5: We have thought about creating a like only feet for

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Speaker 5: for our feet before just just for my monster. John

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Speaker 5: has better disgusting like a morphous feet telling you I've

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Speaker 5: seen those dogs.

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Speaker 1: I learned that I had monster thumbs, and I bet

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Speaker 1: I have monsters.

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Speaker 3: Then we're getting into the story.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so okay, story time, Okay, story time, Yeah, Mom's okay,

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Speaker 5: story time.

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Speaker 3: Okay, there we go,