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Speaker 1: You don't know the concession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 3: Mouse speaker sexon seven eight five nine two says I'm

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Speaker 3: a happily married man in my fifties, but if Ryan

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Speaker 3: Reynolds asked me to hold hands and go for a

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Speaker 3: walk in the park, I would leave my wife and

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Speaker 3: do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think she'd encourage she would, Yeah, she would. Should

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Speaker 4: be good.

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Speaker 3: Abandoning your family for a gentle stroll with Ryan Reynolds

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Speaker 3: is a totally insane and reasonable thing to do.

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Speaker 4: Just laugh, and I'm.

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Speaker 3: Having a lot of fun on the stroll with you.

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Speaker 3: Along with abandoning your identity to confess your secrets on

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Speaker 3: a radio show, totally reasonable. And we have a woman

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Speaker 3: who's chosen to ditch her real name for the fake

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Speaker 3: name Olivia Today, Olivia, what's your stance on Ryan Reynolds,

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Speaker 3: Pro leave your family or anti?

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Speaker 2: Everyone is pro pro leave my family? Even a real.

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Speaker 3: Question that I just wanted to make sure that you're

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Speaker 3: on our page, Olivia, Even Ryan would leave his own.

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Speaker 3: It must be so annoying to be that we're all

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Speaker 3: pro Ryan Reynolds. The voice changer is on Olivia, you're

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Speaker 3: the mass speaker whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: So a couple of years ago, my family and I

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Speaker 1: went to Mexico. Fine, cool, it was such a good time.

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Speaker 1: But when we got back from vacation, my dad started

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Speaker 1: not feeling well. But you know, in typical dad fashion,

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Speaker 1: he didn't tell anyone and he just tried to suck

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Speaker 1: it up like a man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooke would say different though, I think your husband

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Speaker 3: would wallow in self pity.

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Speaker 4: No, it's interesting. The men of our generation are different

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Speaker 4: than my dad's generation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: My dad's generation is a suck it up generation. Our

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Speaker 4: millennial generation is like, oh it doesn't hurt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can afford to pay someone else to do this.

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Speaker 4: For me.

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Speaker 2: It's too hard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So she's talking about her dad.

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Speaker 3: A tough guy, true manly man. Okay, he sucked up

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Speaker 3: the illness.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And we all attended to Entry concert and in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the opener set, my dad passes out.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, but in a masculine way, I'm sure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so scary. I would be so freaked out,

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Speaker 4: and of those people to what.

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Speaker 1: Happened, It was a lot, and I was scared. You know,

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Speaker 1: my dad, he's no spring chicken. Even the paramedics thought

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Speaker 1: he was having a hard attack.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, that's my first thought.

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Speaker 1: So like they rush him to their little paramedic station

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Speaker 1: which was backstage, and they're tending to him and then

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Speaker 1: he's okay. Turns out it was a parasite from our

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Speaker 1: recent trip to Mexico.

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Speaker 3: God what.

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Speaker 2: It got into his brain or something? How to pass out?

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Speaker 3: Probably dehydration?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I had No, I'm not going to go

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Speaker 4: down because.

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Speaker 3: We don't want to go into Brooks parasite. Save that

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Speaker 3: for the Brook and Jeffrey podcast. Let's let's stick with

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Speaker 3: the mass speaker here with Olivia. So they found it

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Speaker 3: was a parasite from Mexico.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so the medical team gave him some water, let

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Speaker 1: him show backstage for a while just to recuperate. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: by the way, a Mexican parasite, it's got to be

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Speaker 1: super chill. Want to drink or something?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, go ahead, but yeah.

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Speaker 1: The main performer of this concert walked by us these

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Speaker 1: my dad laying down looking like a defeated, sad old

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Speaker 1: man who just had a heart attack at her show. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and she was nice enough to stop walk over take

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Speaker 1: a selfie.

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Speaker 2: With him before she went on stage that night. I

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Speaker 2: like that. I think it's nice. You get it funny.

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Speaker 4: I just picture like a really pale, sick guy in

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Speaker 4: a wheelchair.

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Speaker 3: It's just like looking into the sky.

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Speaker 4: But why is this an fashion? Like, wouldn't you want

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Speaker 4: to post that picture everywhere and tell everybody about it?

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Speaker 1: Well, this real life occurrence works so well that I decided.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I should use it to my advantage at the

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Speaker 2: next concert.

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Speaker 1: So I turned my dad's illness into a scheme to

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Speaker 1: get myself backstage at concerts.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, so the medical is always behind the backstage area.

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Speaker 3: You go to Mexico and give yourself a parasite, and

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Speaker 3: there's a concert.

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Speaker 1: A couple of steps that might make it better.

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Speaker 4: You pass You pretend to pass out at concerts to

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Speaker 4: get backstage?

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Speaker 1: Or do you pay someone.

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Speaker 2: Else to pass out?

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Speaker 1: No, So, whenever my favorite artist comes to a particular venue,

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Speaker 1: I just buy tickets in the same section my dad

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Speaker 1: was in, and then I pretend to pass out and

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Speaker 1: then get back and they immediately shuffle you.

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Speaker 4: Back to the right die. I want a selfie with

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Speaker 4: the senior.

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift?

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Speaker 2: Is that you?

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Speaker 4: Has it actually gotten you to meet your favorite artist before.

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Speaker 1: That's a good question, guys, it has It's worked multiple times.

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Speaker 1: Can we know your voice is masked?

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Speaker 2: I met post Milan, what Billy.

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Speaker 4: Who always looks a little sick himself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you said, Billie Eilidh.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and the Mightley Cyrus, which it was really really neat.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, don't you feel bad because like what if

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Speaker 4: someone else has an emergency and the medical teams are

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Speaker 4: tending to you instead of them.

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Speaker 3: Or and isn't the medical team Like how come this

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Speaker 3: girl like passes out every time she comes to a

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Speaker 3: concert different different people.

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Speaker 2: Right, let's put it this way.

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Speaker 1: Okay, to sit in the section that my dad got

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Speaker 1: us tickets for is crazy expensive.

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Speaker 2: I served a lot of money on tickets.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that doesn't mean that you can reserve this.

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Speaker 3: It gets you to the first ten rows and then

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Speaker 3: you kind of get yourself to the backstage irac.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh my god, logic, I want to get my were.

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Speaker 4: You don't feel bad at all?

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Speaker 1: Still spending a bunch of money.

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Speaker 3: I guess we all started this segment by saying how

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Speaker 3: it's cool to leave your family to walk in the

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Speaker 3: park with Ryan Reynolds. But yeah, we pass out pretend. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I think are moral?

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Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. You keep doing you I know, thank you,

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Speaker 2: thank you.

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Speaker 3: Check in seven, eight, five, nine to two if you

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Speaker 3: have a confession you've been holding on to, will hide

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Speaker 3: your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next

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Speaker 3: mass speaker. Your phone taps coming up right after

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Speaker 4: This, brooking Jeffrey in the morning