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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's changing the way we sleep

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Speaker 1: with pillow pants, fashionable pants with built in inflatable cushions,

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Speaker 1: so you can lie down and take a nap anytime,

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Speaker 1: anywhere in total comfort.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my legs are so comfortable, but my head not.

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Speaker 1: Just finally catch some shut eye during your child's school

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Speaker 1: play with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird

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Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser and those other snooze jockeys

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Speaker 1: just don't.

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Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 1: Fifty one year old's Catholic priest named Lawrence Kozak is

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Speaker 1: in a little bit of hot water, and it all

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Speaker 1: started when an accountant at the church discovered an astronomical

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Speaker 1: amount of Apple transactions on the church's credit card statements.

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Speaker 2: Apparently you're not supposed to do that.

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Speaker 1: Upon closer examination, it was found the priest had used

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Speaker 1: church funds to purchase power ups in mobile games like

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Speaker 1: Mario Kart Tour and Candy Crush.

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Speaker 2: Was he like a thirteen year old boy with his

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Speaker 2: mom's credit card?

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Speaker 1: Apparently it wasn't just a one or two week thing.

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Speaker 1: He'd been doing it for three years and racked up

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Speaker 1: over forty thousand dollars in charges. Oh my god, Anyboddy

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Speaker 1: wondering how they missed that in the yearly budget. But what,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: They have great accountants around there.

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Speaker 1: When the police first talked to Lawrence, he admitted to

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Speaker 1: having a mobile game addiction, and he denied that he

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Speaker 1: intentionally used the church's funds, but later changed his story

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Speaker 1: to say it's possible he accidentally did it because he

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Speaker 1: wasn't a details guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting arrested for tax evasion? I'm just a guy.

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Speaker 1: Since the stories come out, Lawrence has been removed from

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Speaker 1: his position with the church. Yeah, and he's facing theft

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Speaker 1: related charges. He's current out on bond after posting two

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand dollars bail. We're assuming he didn't

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Speaker 1: use the church funds for that too, but honestly, who does.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure priests have huge retirements.

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of Home, Sweet Home HQ.

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Speaker 1: If the skittles taste the rainbow ad campaign lives rent

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Speaker 1: free in your head. Now you can live rent free

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Speaker 1: in a skittles rainbow room.

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Speaker 2: I'm confusion.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I say that because the candy companies announced a

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Speaker 1: new promotion where they're offering one person the chance to

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Speaker 1: live in a tiny Manhattan Skittles themed apartment for free

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Speaker 1: for an entire year. Oh my god. Yea. It isn't

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Speaker 1: just any apartment. It's super colorful, cute, super cool. I'm

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Speaker 1: showing pictures to my co host right now, a paper clouds.

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Speaker 2: The cabinets are all different color.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll put the photos up on the Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey insta stories. But if you're trying to visualize it,

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Speaker 1: one person online said, it looks like the kind of

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Speaker 1: place you could imagine a divorced, middle aged Ronald McDonald.

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Speaker 2: Moving into it. I love it so much.

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Speaker 1: I know it reminds me of like a nineties children's

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Speaker 1: TV set.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Just all colors and shapes, and it's free, free for

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Speaker 1: a year.

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Speaker 2: For a whole year.

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Speaker 1: Here's the specifics. It's a three hundred and fifty three

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Speaker 1: square foot apartment with one bathroom, not far from Midtown

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Speaker 1: Manhattan and.

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Speaker 2: Also not far from your bed if that is well.

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Speaker 1: Even at that size, a year free of rent is

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Speaker 1: huge for this location. The building also offers a fitness center,

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Speaker 1: a roof deck, an outdoor grill, laundry room, and bike storage.

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Speaker 2: Great, did they spit a kitchen in three hundred and

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Speaker 2: fifty three square feet?

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Speaker 1: Is that in there too?

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Speaker 2: Because oh wait, okay.

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Speaker 1: Okay, of course, there's a lot of skittles decore, So

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Speaker 1: if you have a sugar habit and are easily tempted,

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Speaker 1: it could be a little too intense for you. Diabetic

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Speaker 1: May twenty first again. Details can be found in the

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Speaker 1: links that we're gonna post on our Insta stories at

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool. You got to get it up there

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Speaker 2: before they're banned another state. This next Lazer story is

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Speaker 2: out of Food News.

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Speaker 1: Yay. If you're thinking about raining in your diet before summer,

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Speaker 1: this could be the nudgs you need. Because May is

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Speaker 1: National Salad Month.

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Speaker 2: May worry for the salads.

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Speaker 1: A new poll asks people for the strangest things they

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Speaker 1: like to put in their salads. Okay, listen, people with anything.

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Speaker 1: People got real creative with some of their answers. Some

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Speaker 1: of the top weird ones were banana, peanut, butter, popcorn, marshmallows, meatballs,

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Speaker 1: beef jerky, and hot dogs.

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Speaker 2: So I think that the sound's supposed to be healthy, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Most hot dog marsh overall. The number one salad topping

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Speaker 1: is cheese, followed by tomatoes, bacon, croutons.

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Speaker 2: And cucumbers. Cucumbers are fresh lemon.

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Speaker 1: Remember, salads are not automatically healthy. It really depends on

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Speaker 1: what you put in and on them. I mean, your

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Speaker 1: description sounds like we can just eat a bowl of

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Speaker 1: queso and as it's got a garnish on it is

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Speaker 1: that of chocolate pudding.

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Speaker 2: Chocolate salad. See there's a leaf on it.

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Speaker 1: The most popular dressing is ranch, followed by Italian and caesar.

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Speaker 1: Now it's for the actual greens. The most popular bass

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Speaker 1: is romaine. Next, if you're just not feeling salads at all,

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Speaker 1: there's this may is also National Hamburger Monks. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: mean it's got lettuce on it doesn't it it's a

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Speaker 1: separate in between buns.

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Speaker 2: This next laser stories out of Holiday headquarters.

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Speaker 1: Recently it was worlds Password Day, when we're supposed to

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Speaker 1: update our passwords and make sure they're secure.

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Speaker 2: I hate yeah, so it forces me to change it

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Speaker 2: everything you forget.

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Speaker 1: I can never remember. The most common in the US

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Speaker 1: last year were one, two, three, four, five six all.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding.

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Speaker 2: I'm about there.

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Speaker 1: I'm about just back to that because I'm so frustrated

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Speaker 1: with not ever being able to remember.

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Speaker 2: Is that where people go and they give up? That's

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Speaker 2: what I just realized. Here's some other popular ones.

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Speaker 1: Password that's a popular one admin one two, three four

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Speaker 1: and unknown unknown write unknown is the password.

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Speaker 2: So I'm such an idiot. I go, wow, that was

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Speaker 2: a smart one. Both common ones.

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Speaker 1: Basically none of those are going to be secure, so

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Speaker 1: don't pick those. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: A company called Hive.

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Speaker 1: Systems puts out a graphic showing how long it would

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Speaker 1: take hackers to crack your password, depending on how long

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Speaker 1: and complex it is, and basic passwords that use just

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Speaker 1: number yeh can pretty much be cracked instantly. Now, okay,

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Speaker 1: even a nine digit number would only take them six minutes.

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Speaker 1: The two method verification where they show up at your

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Speaker 1: door and they ask you if you will or not, Well,

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Speaker 1: things get a lot more secure as soon as you

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Speaker 1: mix upper and lowercase letters in there, and special symbols

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Speaker 1: like exclamation points help a lot too. If you had

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Speaker 1: all those things along with numbers. A nine character password

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Speaker 1: would take at least four hundred and seventy nine.

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Speaker 2: Years to crack.

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Speaker 1: I'm secure, or if you really want to be safe,

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Speaker 1: make it eighteen characters.

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Speaker 2: Oh, get out of here. That would take nineteen quintillion

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Speaker 2: years to type it in.

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Speaker 1: To break. Yeah, and that's the advice I gave this guy.

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Speaker 1: Because his password keeps getting hacked, he refuses to change

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Speaker 1: it nine six nine six nine six nine six at

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Speaker 1: least a few exclamation points.

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Speaker 2: When he started with a nine. I thought that was tricky.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 1: end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Monday, Brooke and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning,