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Speaker 1: Alexis our social media coordinator. She can turn any piece

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Speaker 1: of clothing instantly into.

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Speaker 2: A crop top.

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Speaker 3: I can.

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Speaker 1: I saw her to it with a tube sock once

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Speaker 1: and she didn't even look busty in it, So good work, Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Things could stretch and that's a big ankle.

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Speaker 2: You may not have known.

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Speaker 1: She's quite the history buff too. She went all the

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Speaker 1: way back to season one of Selling Sunset to find

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Speaker 1: out who started the beef between Christine and Chrishelle. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: is that more important than the moon landing?

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Speaker 2: In her mind? Yes it is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why to everyone here, she is the morning

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Speaker 1: show's superhero who's.

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Speaker 2: Single, lonely, and probably hungover.

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Speaker 1: And she just turned twenty five, so not getting any younger,

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Speaker 1: and lately her love life is on life support.

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Speaker 4: Lost cause flatline.

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Speaker 1: Not even rumors of magic Mike five can get her

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Speaker 1: engines going day. She's just saying, I'm not interesting.

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Speaker 2: Is that how you would describe.

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Speaker 4: It, Alexis, I'm not interested?

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Speaker 5: Say that?

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Speaker 1: And you know what, sometimes in life, when you're presented

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Speaker 1: with these types of problems, you turn to the person

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Speaker 1: who you think could actually help the least, someone who's

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Speaker 1: been out of the dating game so long. Most of

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Speaker 1: her exes have passed away, either from old age or

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Speaker 1: liver spots. But you know what, she's still kicking. And

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Speaker 1: when we brought it up in a show meeting, Brooke

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Speaker 1: raised her hand and said, I'd like to help that

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Speaker 1: young weepers never get some play.

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Speaker 2: Of course you would. I met a nice boy for you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, your mom.

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Speaker 1: That's why we tried something that we have never attempted

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Speaker 1: on this show before. Alexis, what did you rely reluctantly

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Speaker 1: agree to.

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Speaker 3: Do, hil Brooke, take my phone and go on a

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Speaker 3: dating app for me?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Good guy, this is really exciting.

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Speaker 6: This is my first time ever on Hints.

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Speaker 2: It's exciting for you, risky for alection.

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Speaker 3: I did have to explain the app for a while

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Speaker 3: for her.

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Speaker 2: So what was the plan here, Brooke?

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Speaker 1: Do you use the same tactics as when you peruse

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Speaker 1: Ashley Madison or did you like to put Sadie's in

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Speaker 1: the search part? Like?

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Speaker 2: What's the strategy?

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Speaker 5: Well? I just one, I wanted to find someone who

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Speaker 5: wasn't wearing sunglasses in their photo. They all wear sunglasses, Okay,

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Speaker 5: I I didn't realize. And two I thought, Alexis, she's

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Speaker 5: twenty five. She needs somebody kind of responsible, still fun

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Speaker 5: and hot. Yeah, and I think I flirted pretty well

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Speaker 5: for her.

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Speaker 2: Oh you even did the messaging and the flirting.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll go through who I have found.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, I can already tell we're doomed from the start,

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Speaker 1: But tell us what did you find?

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Speaker 2: Start?

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Speaker 3: First?

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Speaker 6: Up, we have a six foot four you're welcome. I'm

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Speaker 6: interested Raggory who played.

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Speaker 1: College photos around.

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Speaker 4: Okay, he looks like an athlete he was, and.

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Speaker 1: He is pulled down so far over his face perfect.

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Speaker 5: And he said in his profile, I've never had condiments ketchup, mustard,

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Speaker 6: So I wrote him back as a lexus.

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Speaker 4: Right, you're like that?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I said, I don't add milk or butter

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Speaker 5: to my craft. Mac, I understand what it's like to

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Speaker 5: be ostracized for food choices.

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Speaker 4: Ostracized me weirdos out use that word.

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Speaker 6: Sounds smart.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like you're saying, hey, I have a bunch

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Speaker 4: Okay, it was actually kind of hot, bro.

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Speaker 2: Who else do we got?

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Speaker 6: Who else has written us back?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's go to a bachelor number two.

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Speaker 6: He says he's five to eleven.

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Speaker 5: May be doubtful, but he's alex And he said on

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Speaker 5: Mexican Patrick Swayzee.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Mexican.

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Speaker 1: Patrick Swayze would be in his like sixties at this point.

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Speaker 5: Well. Well, and so I messaged him back, okay, and

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Speaker 5: I said, I just found out who Patrick Swayzee is.

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Speaker 1: To be.

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Speaker 5: I also did just find out who he is literally,

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Speaker 5: and then I finished that by saying he's hot for

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Speaker 6: Oh nice?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yes, so it.

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Speaker 3: Starts so strong on them, Broke, it's pretty good.

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Speaker 6: Let me tell you you're blow up.

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Speaker 1: Brook Okay forgure, if you're just joining us and you're

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Speaker 1: wondering what the hell is going on? We gave Brooke

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Speaker 1: Alexis's dating profile to take control to see if she

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Speaker 2: Who's who's the third guy you messaged?

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Speaker 6: Okay, Rommy who is twenty eight and six foot two.

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Speaker 6: This is another guy?

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Speaker 1: I mean he looks like Jason Momoa if Jason Momoa

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And he said that the best fat he ever

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Speaker 5: participated in was Frosted Tips. So I just went simple

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Speaker 5: and I just wrote him back and said, which boy

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Speaker 5: band did you audition for?

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Speaker 2: I would have been like, hey, guy Fieri, take me

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Speaker 5: Like that.

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Speaker 4: I do like that if I.

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Speaker 2: Guyer has been on TV in the last ten years.

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Speaker 6: So what about Michael? Okay, he's in the Coast Guard just.

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Speaker 1: Because he's he has the same name as yours is

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Speaker 1: already Michael looks very handsome.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't know what sunscreen is.

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Speaker 6: He's sick to.

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Speaker 4: So good on the hype bro.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and he said the biggest risk he's taken is

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Speaker 2: Flo Why is that funny? That sounds like a guy

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Speaker 4: It takes no plans like that exactly.

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Speaker 6: I wrote it.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you're laughing? Are you laughing at this?

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Speaker 4: I said, what did you swim? Did you swim? How

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Speaker 6: I still saw importantly, though technically probably.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was like some sort of immigration joke.

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Speaker 2: Get ready for a.

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Speaker 6: Twenty Yeah, yeah, good.

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Speaker 1: I honestly think I did you did good for all

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Speaker 1: the other women that message that guy, because they're probably

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Speaker 4: It was better than I thought, just different than I expected.

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Speaker 1: You know, to be at This guy messages back and

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Speaker 1: he's like, oh, the swim line got me.

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Speaker 4: You are marrying me.

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Speaker 1: We'll see if we can resuscitate Alexis's dying love life.

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Speaker 3: Oh brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We actually taped that a few days ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we already got responses from some of the guys.

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Speaker 4: You guys, I got games.

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Speaker 1: Hold on to that because we're going to read them

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Speaker 1: and find out just how effective Brooks flirty pickup lines were.

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Speaker 6: Whytes, when you say.

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Speaker 2: Flirty, you're gonna find out. We'll do it right after this.

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Speaker 1: This is like Albert Einstein trying to help Selena Gomez

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Speaker 1: find a date, not a great comboy.

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Speaker 4: That was almost a compliment.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: To recap our own, twenty five year old Alexis has

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Speaker 1: a little experiment to help her out, brook volunteered to

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Speaker 1: take over her dating app and messaged four eligible gentlemen

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Speaker 1: in a desperate attempt to build up a romantic connection.

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Speaker 6: I picked some hot ones.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, we're going to check in right now to

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Speaker 1: see how it all went. Starting with bachelor number one,

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Speaker 1: Gregory the six foot four former college football players.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now, Brooks strategy was to play off of his profile,

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Speaker 1: which said I've never had condiments ketchup mustard ranch mayonnaise.

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Speaker 1: He's never had any of that, So Brooke wrote to him,

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Speaker 1: I don't add milk or butter to my craft, Mac,

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Speaker 1: I understand what it's like to be ostracized for food

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Speaker 1: choicestized which but I.

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Speaker 6: Got her craft recipe right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, basically, I'm a food weirdo who nobody likes too.

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Speaker 2: You should date.

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Speaker 1: So Gregory responded to that I did, and he said, quote,

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Speaker 2: Not remember me?

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Speaker 4: Do you know?

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Speaker 1: Apparently has actually met this dude out at a bar before.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so that was embarrassing because I met him at

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Speaker 3: Got mad at him and was mean to him because

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Speaker 3: he told me I looked like a teacher that night

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Speaker 3: out as a compliment.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So you're saying Alexis screwed up my game before

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Speaker 5: I could even like spit it, you know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 4: Like, who says that I'd literally.

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Speaker 3: Rather be til I look like a stripper than a teacher?

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Speaker 3: Like that's not like what I'm trying to go for

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Speaker 3: when I'm out.

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Speaker 5: But like I just used the word ostracized in your

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Speaker 6: Like now, it really backed up that whole teacher analogies.

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Speaker 1: So Alexis took over from there, and she actually wrote

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Speaker 1: back to him, I did, Alexis, what'd you say?

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Speaker 4: I said, Yeah, I remember you. You told me I

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Speaker 4: looked like a teacher at the bar.

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Speaker 3: Didn't make me feel hot ll And then he's calling.

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Speaker 4: Him out that was bitchy. I was already like that

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Speaker 4: to him once, so might as well keep it going out. Okay,

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Speaker 4: you're ruining all my matches, so she.

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Speaker 2: Him right away. Okay, I don't know. Some guys like

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Speaker 2: a little bit of a piece.

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Speaker 4: Ye yeah, I said, I remember I broke number two.

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Speaker 6: That one was not my fault.

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Speaker 1: He's not the only person who reached back out after

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Speaker 1: Brooke message. Bachelor number two, you might remember was Alex

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Speaker 1: who says he's five eleven but brooked out at that

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Speaker 1: and his mom thinks he looks like a Mexican.

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Speaker 2: Patrick Swayzey, Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: So if you remember, Brook's flirty line to him was quote,

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Speaker 1: I just learned who Patrick Swayzey is.

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Speaker 2: He's hot for an old guy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's solid.

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Speaker 5: It sounds more like it does, and she really didn't

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Speaker 5: know who Patrick Sweetey was.

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Speaker 1: Well, the guy responded, so you're saying I'm a hot

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Speaker 1: old guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good work.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't even get the joke.

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Speaker 1: No, Yeah, compared him to an old man.

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Speaker 4: This is the point I'm wishing himself to an old man?

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Speaker 3: Am I right?

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Speaker 2: I mean his mom compared him.

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Speaker 4: To Yeah, you went with the mom's side.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so this is the point.

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Speaker 4: I wish I could have said it was not me

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I could.

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Speaker 3: I'm not allowed, apparently, So I said, there's nothing wrong

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Speaker 3: with hot old guys as long as you have hot

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Speaker 3: old guy money.

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Speaker 4: What's your bank statement? Oh sorry, that's actually pretty funny.

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Speaker 4: Yeah I thought that was good. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I love how it's funny.

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Speaker 1: But she wasn't trying to be funny, Like that's literally

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Speaker 1: that's a normal first date question. Yeah, we'll see if

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Speaker 1: he meets the minimum five hundred thousand dollars in the

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Speaker 1: savings account. When he reaches back down.

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Speaker 5: We all know that five eleven means he's five six,

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Speaker 5: so right about that.

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Speaker 1: So far, Brook is two for two at getting responses

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Speaker 1: go for two at making a lexis seem even moderately desirable.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm great now.

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Speaker 2: The third dude that Brooke messaged was Rommy.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he was qut two.

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Speaker 1: Six foot two, said the best fat he ever participated

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Speaker 1: in was frosted tips.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I made a boy band reference there, and

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Speaker 5: you guys said that was too dated.

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Speaker 1: Book message, which boy band did you audition for? You'd

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Speaker 1: think that clever mid forties humor would work on him. Sadly,

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Speaker 1: Rommy didn't even respond.

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Speaker 5: Because he really auditioned for a boy band and he's

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Speaker 5: still upset about nine.

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Speaker 4: I don't think my age group.

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Speaker 2: Audition for he turns out.

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Speaker 1: Insulting a man for his physical appearance and choices not.

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Speaker 2: A great strategy. So Broke here two for three.

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Speaker 5: Now, remember I did find a husband somehow eventually my

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Speaker 5: first go at dating apps, I kind of want to

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Speaker 5: try it again. Okay, give me four. I was to

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Speaker 5: have one positive thing that happened.

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Speaker 1: We have bachelor number four, Michael, who said the biggest

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Speaker 1: risk that he's ever taken in his life was buying

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Speaker 1: a one way ticket to Puerto Rico.

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Speaker 2: Broke already laughing.

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Speaker 1: She was dying of last year thinking of her clever

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Speaker 1: Span during the.

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Speaker 5: Senate to Bate, I just knew when I said it

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Speaker 5: out loud how much fun you guys were gonna make

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Speaker 5: a Yeah, that's what made me laugh so hard.

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Speaker 1: If you need a reminder, Brooke wrote, so did you

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Speaker 1: swim home?

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Speaker 4: Then?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean, which she was, you know, possibly offensive. Shockingly,

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Speaker 1: the guy actually responded back to that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, somehow, what did he say?

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Speaker 1: He may have thought it was funny, It is so

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Speaker 1: bad it's good, if that makes sense. He wrote, haha, Well,

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Speaker 1: then the Coastguard ship me to California.

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Speaker 4: Yep, pretty straight to.

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Speaker 1: I somehow found a dude whose sense of humor is

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Speaker 1: equally as stale as yours. We'll academy, And.

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Speaker 6: I mean, what did you write back? You say, I

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Speaker 6: like a man in uniform?

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Speaker 2: Did you bother to respond?

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Speaker 3: I did respond? I said, so that must mean you

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Speaker 3: have a party boat?

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Speaker 4: How big is it? Size matters, you know, trying to

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Speaker 4: get a hook up.

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Speaker 6: And he's not going to find that funny though. He's

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Speaker 6: not going to get like I was in the Coast Guard.

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Speaker 6: That's not a party boat.

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Speaker 4: We see.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Overall, Brook was three for four in getting responses

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Speaker 1: from guys. Alexis, do you see a possible future with

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Speaker 1: any of these guys that Brooks found?

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Speaker 3: Um, well, what's the guy replies with his bank statement?

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Speaker 3: That would be for stocks that wait on that.

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Speaker 5: Maybe I need to work less on the guys and

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Speaker 5: more on alectiss priorities.

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Speaker 6: Maybe that's the words of my concentrations.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of work that needs to be done

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Speaker 1: on your end, Brook, But text into seven five nine

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Speaker 1: two do you think we should give brook another shot?

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Speaker 2: Out of Lexus's dating profile.

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Speaker 1: Were texting in their salaries In the text, I.

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Speaker 6: Learned a lot from this. I think that next time

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Speaker 6: I would be even hotter.

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Speaker 4: Even just remotely hot.

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Speaker 6: I think that I have some ideas.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know if funny you guys aren't looking

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Speaker 1: for like hilarious take practice?

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Speaker 6: Okay, give me a shot, telling.

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Speaker 1: Me sister, we'll keep up fitted on that.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.