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Speaker 1: Welcome to the full show. Thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: We're about to get started with a brand new show.

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Speaker 1: But first, we've been really loving all the comments that

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Speaker 1: I was waiting for midnight for this show to come out.

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Speaker 3: Time changing, Like as you guys start uploading these at

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Speaker 1: I need to adapt the other country. Yes, I do.

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Speaker 1: Come on like this, get with it all right. We

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Speaker 1: got a song of the Week today, of course, brand

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Speaker 1: new parody song. You're gonna love it. It's fantastic. You

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Speaker 1: back and joy. All right, it's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning and it starts right now.

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Speaker 4: I saw a woman get proposed to with a box

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Speaker 4: of eggs yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, all out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. He pulled out a carton from his jacket pocket,

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Speaker 4: opened it up right in the middle of the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: That is beautiful.

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Speaker 4: It was really sweet. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility,

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Speaker 4: considering twelve eggs costs almost as much as an engagement

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Speaker 4: ring nowadays.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. There was like a warning at Trader

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Speaker 1: Joe's the other day, They're like, don't take too many.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I was going to order delivery there day. I

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Speaker 3: was oring an omelet. I'm like, why is this omelich

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Speaker 3: twenty dollars?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that and it was only a one egg omelet.

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Speaker 4: It's crazy. So it begs the question, if egg prices

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Speaker 4: are driving people away from eating breakfast, how's it affecting

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Speaker 4: the rest of what we eat in the mornings. A

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Speaker 4: new study just found Americans are buying and eating less

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Speaker 4: breakfast foods.

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Speaker 1: Just all together.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, not just eggs. We're buying less bacon and sausage.

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Speaker 4: That's down thirty percent from last year.

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Speaker 1: No one cares about the price of bacon, but holy crap.

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Speaker 4: Less cereal and oatmeal. That's down twenty seven percent.

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Speaker 3: We love cereal.

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Speaker 1: Wait are we not eating in the morning?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like it. Because the prices are raised

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Speaker 4: on those things too. It's our shriek flation eliminating breakfast.

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Speaker 2: I had avocado toast, but it's only because I gotta

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Speaker 2: get it before the avocados go through.

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Speaker 4: The room, because avocado toast is down sixteen percent from year.

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Speaker 4: You know, egg, You know it's bad when gen Z

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Speaker 4: is skipping their favorite meal and putting that money towards

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Speaker 4: Firefest too. It's not good in a year.

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Speaker 3: I think going well in a.

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Speaker 4: Year, I can picture it. Sunday brunch is just one

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Speaker 4: stick of butter for the table, split seven waves everyone?

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Speaker 1: But is there still bottomless mimosas?

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Speaker 4: Of course, that's the only way to do brunch. So

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Speaker 4: because of our latest shopping habits, it's possible we are

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Speaker 4: saying goodbye to breakfast as a meal forever.

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Speaker 1: Wow, and how dy Jeffrey, how.

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Speaker 3: You like it or not?

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Speaker 4: Well, we're saying hi to something even better and crunchier.

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Speaker 4: The shock collar question of the day Get all the

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Speaker 4: morning nutrients you need. When our digital producer asks us

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Speaker 4: a protein packed question each and every morning, show them

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Speaker 4: how it's done well.

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Speaker 5: I know Jeff just talks about breakfast foods being more expensive,

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Speaker 5: but you're gonna have to get ready to take out

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Speaker 5: a second mortgage on your home because it's National Cereal Day.

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Speaker 3: To steals right.

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Speaker 1: Now are like seven or eight dollars.

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Speaker 6: I want to get some raisin nut brand and I

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Speaker 6: it was seven eighty.

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Speaker 5: Whether you're loyal the Frosted Flakes fanatic or a Lucky

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Speaker 5: what the heck grape nuts actually are I honestly, or grapes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it?

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Speaker 7: Still?

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Speaker 5: This is your data celebrate, But before you go, pour

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Speaker 5: yourself another twenty dollars bowl of childhood nostalgia, I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: put your cereal knowledge to the test in a special

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Speaker 5: snap Crackle Pop edition of plenty of twenty. You say

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Speaker 5: number one through twenty, I'll give you a question about

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Speaker 5: a popular cereal. Just answer it correctly to stay in

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Speaker 5: the game. We'll start with the woman whose favorite flavor

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Speaker 5: of checks are the ones that don't bounce. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I got it second, Yeah, yeah, Alexis having a

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Speaker 6: number at fifteen Cheerios had a different name when it

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Speaker 6: first launched back in nineteen forty one.

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Speaker 5: Was it Cheerioats, Oats O's or Colonel Oadington's Crunchy Delight.

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Speaker 1: Colonel I wish it was Colonel Oadington. Yeah, maybe Cheeriots.

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Speaker 2: And it couldn't fit on the box, so they just

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Speaker 1: They're like, that's.

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Speaker 8: Actually kind of funny because it is a big Oh.

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Speaker 3: Maybe they were like, why are we wasting this?

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Speaker 1: Maybe somebody with an accent got in the they could

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Speaker 1: do it. Jerry oats sake.

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Speaker 5: Alexia said, Cheery Oats, That is correct.

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Speaker 9: Job.

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Speaker 5: The name was changed in nineteen forty five because Quaker

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Speaker 5: Oats claimed to own the rights to Oats in a

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Speaker 5: serial name. Oh it was illegal, notoriously re litigious Quakers, Alexis,

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Speaker 5: you're still in.

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Speaker 1: We're going over to Brook nine Brook.

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Speaker 5: Which cereal was falsely rumored to contain a secret mind

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Speaker 5: controlling substance in the nineteen seventies. Was it Tricks, Captain

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Speaker 5: Crunch or Cocoa Puffs?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, well you go cuckoo for cocoa puffs,

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Speaker 2: so maybe that's why mind control.

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Speaker 3: I do vaguely.

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Speaker 4: Remember a Tricks commercial where his eyes turned into like,

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Speaker 4: I don't know what's Oh, that's right.

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Speaker 3: When he looks at the cereal, he goes into a tram.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes into a trash.

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Speaker 4: Right, cornflates are supposed to be libido control. That wasn't okay, Jef, Well,

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Speaker 4: thank god, because I have to have like twelve boxes

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Speaker 4: of those who you're supposed to keep it hip.

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Speaker 1: Captain Crunch just feels so seventies to me, Like you

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Speaker 1: show up to one of those free love parties in

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Speaker 1: the seventies, you know, after the disco or something, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to go, Captain crunch.

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Speaker 5: Brook said, Captain Crunch, That is Captain Crunch.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: A bizarre conspiracy theory claimed the cereal was used for

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Speaker 5: population control, but there was never any truth to it.

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Speaker 1: Population or was that?

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Speaker 5: Check Jose's Facebook later for the answer. Jose, it's your turn.

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Speaker 5: Fifteen and nine are off the board.

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Speaker 3: You know, let's go all the way down to twenty.

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Speaker 5: In the nineties because of lax rules regarding food diet cereals.

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Speaker 5: Which one of these turns kids poop green? Was it?

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Speaker 5: Captain crunches oops all berries fruit loops or oreo o's

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Speaker 5: Oh my good?

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Speaker 4: Well so I'm trying to I do remember one time

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Speaker 4: as a child standing up.

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Speaker 3: Because it was green, and I was like, why is

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Speaker 3: it green?

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Speaker 1: Down there? Went down there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so this could have happened to me.

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Speaker 2: Didn't they have a problem with those? Remember they did

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Speaker 2: the black buns on the burgers and wasn't that.

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Speaker 3: Which means the oreoles is the answer.

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Speaker 8: You're right, bro, Jose said oreo ohs and emailed it. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: you'd heard usition of the cereal with extra food coloring

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Speaker 8: caused a temporary green tint a lot of parental complaints.

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Speaker 5: We're three for three on National Cereal Day, Jeffrey, it's

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Speaker 5: your turn. Don't embarrass us.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I'm gonna go number one.

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Speaker 7: True or false?

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Speaker 5: There was once a breakfast cereal called erkle Oh's, based

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Speaker 5: on the character Steve Erkele from Family Matters.

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Speaker 4: Tod Would anything make you less hungry than seeing erkle

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Speaker 4: like staring at you every morning? Please knows?

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey said, false.

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Speaker 4: God, yeah, there's no way it's still around.

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Speaker 5: It had red yellow loops. Didn't really last very long

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Speaker 5: in the nineties at all. Alexis, We're going to you

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Speaker 5: for a quick sudden death edition. You Brooke and Jose

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Speaker 5: will share today's victory and Jeffrey will be a loser

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Speaker 5: all by himself.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, I already am Jacob feature there.

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Speaker 5: Alexis, how wout a number? What was the first Cereal

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Speaker 5: to feature a cartoon character as its mascot? Was it

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Speaker 5: Frosted Flakes? Rice Crispies are tricks? Frosted Flake, said Tony

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Speaker 5: the Tiger, Rice Krispy said snap Crackle Pop, and tricks

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Speaker 5: said the Tricks Rabbit.

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Speaker 1: I think rice Crispies. I think old. Like I just

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Speaker 1: feel like to say what the Tiger guy has been

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Speaker 1: around forever. She's on everything. I'm gonna say, Tony the

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Speaker 1: Tiger's the OJJ likes.

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Speaker 5: You said frosted Flakes.

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Speaker 7: That is.

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Speaker 1: Correct.

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Speaker 5: It was rice Crispies the first one.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Snap Crackle Pop showed up in the nineteen thirties and

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Speaker 5: are still on the most famous Cereal mascots.

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Speaker 1: Did I wish they were just really really old. Grandpa's

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Speaker 1: on the box.

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Speaker 5: That means Brooke and Jose and his weird poop. I

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Speaker 5: won today's show up plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: I'm never gonna look at a box of Oreo Cereal.

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Speaker 4: The same way after this, but you guys get to

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Speaker 4: choose who get shocked while singing catch them all. That's

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Speaker 4: the Pokemon theme.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about.

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Speaker 2: You, Jose, but I really didn't appreciate the bullied of

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Speaker 2: Steve Verkle Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Over there, so I think he deserves to get shocked.

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Speaker 3: I think you need, Jeff.

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Speaker 4: I want to be the very best like no one

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Speaker 4: ever was to catch him? Is my real test to

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Speaker 4: train them? Is my car?

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Speaker 1: It actually needed?

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Speaker 10: That works?

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Speaker 4: That's your shot collar question. Another day, We got your

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, forgiven, that's right. Unclear how much the pieces are worth,

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Speaker 1: That's where the Lord shops.

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Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of Michigan. One rule

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Speaker 1: That's also good.

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Speaker 3: I've never done this fill a belly button thing. I

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Speaker 4: Brother in law went full savage with it. When Ethan

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Speaker 3: That's just American helps.

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Speaker 1: I bet it's the cleanest his belly button has ever been.

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Speaker 4: And his brother in law refused to pay for the

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Speaker 4: I personally think he should come on our show and

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Speaker 1: I love it. I think he should get a Gorilla

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Speaker 1: Glue endorsement. Just lean into it instead of against it.

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Speaker 4: This next lazer stories out of Austria. Maybe you've heard

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Speaker 4: They just took home a Guinness World Record for playing

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Speaker 3: Like selling out, Like that's crazy?

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Speaker 4: Let's listen to a guy playing the cabbage like a

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Speaker 4: It sounds like all the vegetables are crying out for help,

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Speaker 4: Like it's kill me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, if you turn up. The musicians do have to

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Speaker 3: Imagine you've played the same carrot for.

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Speaker 4: Thirty years and any unused veggies are in fact made

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Speaker 3: That's actually not gonna be.

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Speaker 4: The orchestra told Ginnis that only one subject is off

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Speaker 4: They say, don't ask that, because they've heard it three

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Speaker 1: Our beaten turn up jokes would kill this.

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Speaker 4: Next, lay the stories out of the Hollywood elite. Sure

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Speaker 4: we all have regrets, but how many people can say

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Speaker 4: they have billion dollars regrets?

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Speaker 10: Not me.

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Speaker 1: I love this, I love these type of things.

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Speaker 4: Number three years ago, Matt Damon said no to playing

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Speaker 4: the main character in James Cameron's Avatar, a franchise for life.

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Speaker 4: You probably only lost like a quarter of a billion

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Speaker 4: for that, soure. He's fine.

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Speaker 1: I can still see him as Matt Damon even in

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Speaker 4: Number two, Denzel Washington turned down a role in Fast

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Speaker 4: And finally, eighty year old Michael Douglass had the opportunity

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Speaker 12: I believe in Michael Douglas a day.

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Speaker 4: This guy's biggest Hollywood regret turning down the film Hard

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Speaker 4: Shell soft Core four. His spirit wasn't it okay? He

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Speaker 4: the love of the game. And that sound means Laser

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Speaker 7: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: In the US, we have some pretty strange festivals and

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Speaker 3: We do what you do.

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Speaker 4: Jose and Alexis are there interviewing people. One of them

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Speaker 4: that sounds awesome. Then there's the Nathan's hot Dog stuff

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Speaker 4: chowder baby bird relay. First one to fill up their

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Speaker 1: So that's good, it's a good time.

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Speaker 4: But what about the rest of the world. It turns

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Speaker 1: What about the Baked Bean festival.

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Speaker 4: But I will say one country has a tradition that

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Speaker 5: Do you know?

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Speaker 4: We just finished up one of the biggest annual celebrations

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had beads for everybody. Not one of you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the holiday where people will do almost anything

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Speaker 4: to get some cheap, colorful beads.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I don't know about with Brooks beads though, it's a

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about.

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Speaker 9: That?

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Speaker 4: The celebration's over? Yah, days over, So let's bring it

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Speaker 1: Later in the week, No, I brow day, I.

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Speaker 4: Bring it up now because there's some other, possibly even

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Speaker 4: in England they do the International Worm Charming Festival.

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Speaker 1: Jef, I told you I would have given you beads

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Speaker 4: No, that's not it's not an euphemism. Brook. It's where

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Speaker 4: You get thirty minutes to draw as many worms out

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Speaker 4: brush that dirt off your shoulder.

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Speaker 4: I know about that bar. But the other people they

449
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Speaker 4: like to dress up as a giant worm and they'll

450
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Speaker 4: just sing what kind of like a pied piper follow

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Speaker 4: the worm things out of that moment too, probably, and I.

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Speaker 1: Think it's not on imagining.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Halloween Costa, she came straight from the worm festival.

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Speaker 5: We didn't know that she did this.

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Speaker 1: Where she got her inspiration.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, or you can just you could just use a

457
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Speaker 4: rake and scrape the ground kind of lame just gets lucky.

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Speaker 4: But in the end, the person with the most worms

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Speaker 4: is crowned worm king or Queen Dude a pile.

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Speaker 1: My kids used to love getting piles of worms, and

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Speaker 1: one worm doesn't gross me out, but a pile of

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Speaker 1: them as they're all swimming so much.

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Speaker 4: And then there's another one. If worms aren't your jam.

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Speaker 4: It happens in Spain called El Colacho, otherwise known as

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Speaker 4: the baby jumping Festival.

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Speaker 1: What little babies jumping around.

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Speaker 4: And the babies aren't jumping. This is a centuries old

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Speaker 4: tradition that's still going on today where people put a

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Speaker 4: bunch of actual babies on mattresses and they lie them

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Speaker 4: down in the street.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is so dangerous.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well hold on. Will it make you feel better

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Speaker 4: to know the men are inebriated while they jump over them.

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Speaker 2: Jump Someone is laying their baby down and letting a

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Speaker 2: drug guy jump over the top of it.

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Speaker 4: Well, there's a reason for it, Brook, It's supposed to

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Speaker 4: cleanse the babies of all their evil spirits and bring

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Speaker 4: them good health.

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Speaker 1: That is not what's going to happen if things.

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Speaker 4: Go wrong, Brook, If you haven't been lying your children

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Speaker 4: down in the street, and letting drunk people leap over them.

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Speaker 4: They have the evil spirits in them. So sorry, is

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Speaker 4: it too late?

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Speaker 1: Can I lay my eight year old down and just

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Speaker 1: see what happened?

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Speaker 4: Why don't you give it a shot? Report back how

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Speaker 4: it goes. Surprisingly, in the years and years that they've

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Speaker 4: done this, because this is centuries old, there's been no

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Speaker 4: reported mishaps. See wow, And I really hope I didn't

490
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Speaker 4: jinx it just by saying, yeah, anything that happens this year,

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Speaker 4: it's not my fault.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, baby's gonna sprain an ankle or something.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Now, if we're talking about some of the wildest and

495
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Speaker 4: weirdest festivals that happen around the world, if those aren't

496
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Speaker 4: your cup of tea, you can always head over to

497
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Speaker 4: a different Spanish village called Pulasa, where you can participate

498
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Speaker 4: in puck Fair aka the annual goat hurling festival. Before

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Speaker 4: you judge, just hear the whole thing. Sory you judge.

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Speaker 5: Listen to the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: There are so many people, sory you judge. If you

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Speaker 1: hand to be a picture and now I'm commenting on.

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Speaker 4: It, Okay, the picture is impressive, I will say that,

504
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Speaker 4: but it's one goat held by a giant group of men.

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Speaker 4: They all climb a fifty foot tower together.

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Speaker 1: That explains the tower. I didn't zoom it on the photo.

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Speaker 4: And then once they're at the top of the tower,

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Speaker 4: they toss the goat off into the air. What end quote,

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Speaker 4: watch it fly down to the crowd below. They catch

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Speaker 4: it okay, and then the villagers are there at the

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Speaker 4: bottom waiting for the goat, holding a giant bed sheet

512
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Speaker 4: in an effort to catch the animal. If they do

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Speaker 4: catch it, the goat gets paraded around the village in

514
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Speaker 4: a giant celebration. That's meant as a symbol of good

515
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Speaker 4: fortune for all.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if if they.

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Speaker 4: Don't catch it, well dinner, yo.

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Speaker 1: I guess it's a good thing. There's a lot of

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Speaker 1: people in the photo and opera exist.

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Speaker 4: That's definitely not a thing. It remains one of the

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Speaker 4: most popular festivals in Europe to this day. Wow goat

522
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Speaker 4: toss okay?

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Speaker 3: I meant so many people.

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Speaker 2: You say you do that in the South and you

525
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Speaker 2: get judged for it, but in Spain it's very classy.

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Speaker 4: I'm hearing a lot of pushbacks. So if you're not

527
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Speaker 4: into jumping over live babies or tossing goats off of buildings.

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Speaker 4: You can always head over to Japan for the Hadaka Matsui.

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Speaker 3: I want to go to Japan for anything.

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Speaker 4: And that translates to the naked festival. But it's just

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Speaker 4: for guys.

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Speaker 5: Oh wait, come.

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Speaker 1: On, it doesn't translate the sausage fuss.

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00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 4: Just naked nude men wearing only loincloths, and most of

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Speaker 4: the time those just fly right off because they're running

536
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 4: around the city like a scavenger hunt, looking to find

537
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Speaker 4: sacred sticks for good luck.

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Speaker 2: Why do I think this was just one woman's idea

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Speaker 2: to get rid of, like an annoying boyfriend, Go find

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Speaker 2: some sticks.

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Speaker 4: Take your pants out, Jose to answer your question, bad news.

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Speaker 4: It happens in the cold winter.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, so the sticks are more impressive.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, fine, exactly everything on the surface. It makes it

545
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 4: sound not very religious. But they do have priests throwing

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Speaker 4: the sacred sticks, So does that help?

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Speaker 3: I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I'm invited, so I'm gonna keep my

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Speaker 2: my opinions.

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Speaker 1: I know a fake stick under there.

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Speaker 3: I won't tell you about it.

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Speaker 4: I'm okay, And you know what, I might have to

553
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Speaker 4: check this one out guys, It says, at some point

554
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 4: there's chaotic scrambling where it's man on man on man

555
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Speaker 4: just grabbing sacred sticks. So I think I'm going to

556
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Speaker 4: have to do some reconnaissance just to make sure this

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Speaker 4: is real.

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Speaker 2: Well, with all your experience in a frat house, I

559
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Speaker 2: think you're gonna win.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you can win this.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if there is a winner, but I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna vote for you coming out on top. Those are

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Speaker 4: your options for the weirdest, wildest festivals that happen all

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Speaker 4: around the world.

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Speaker 1: I booking tickets right now, jeff make sure you do.

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna come get you your phone tat's coming up Brook.

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Speaker 7: And Jeffrey in the morning, right after the Brook and

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We strongly believe that if you ever try to learn

570
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Speaker 4: something or better yourself, you deserve to get pranked. Yeah,

571
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 4: which is why we call a guy who subscribed to

572
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 4: a language app to study Spanish and now he wants

573
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 4: to cancel. Oh, we can't allow him to stop bettering himself.

574
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 4: That's why Brook's gonna make him feel bad about it.

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00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 12: In your phone tat right now.

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Speaker 9: Hello, Hi, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Looking for Tim Jones.

578
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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is great.

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Speaker 1: My name is Dorothy Ham. I work for Rosetta Stone.

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Speaker 10: Oh oh yes, hi, thank you for giving me a call.

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Speaker 1: Ola, I think that's what you mean.

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00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we received an email from you saying you

583
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 2: had some trouble canceling your monthly subscription.

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00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 10: Yeah. I like, I tempted to do this a whole

585
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 10: bunch of times in the last couple of weeks and

586
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 10: it won't go through. And I don't know if I'm

587
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 10: doing something wrong. Well, just like I got to reach out.

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Speaker 10: I got to feel Yeah.

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00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 2: Have you thought that maybe it's just because we want

590
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 2: more money out of you?

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00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, are you like trying to make a joke?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're right, You're right. I should have said de

593
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: niro denio? Which one is it? You know Spanish for money?

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00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 10: You know I know what that means.

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00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: So how can I help you today?

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00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 9: Yeah?

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00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 10: So, I'm just like I said in my email, I

598
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 10: would like to just cancel my membership.

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00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 2: Please, absolutely absolutely so. Can I ask why you're canceling?

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Speaker 5: Okay? Yeah, did you do that?

601
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Speaker 1: Lesson? That's Spanish for why? Really comes in handy?

602
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 10: So it ended up just being a little too expensive.

603
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 10: Different changes my budget.

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Speaker 1: Okay, got it. You know what, I'll just mark it

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Speaker 1: down as broke no DeNiro.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that means no money.

607
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 10: Yeah you know I know what it means.

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00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you said you couldn't afford it. I mean

609
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Speaker 2: it's only fifteen ninety nine a month, which is not

610
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Speaker 2: a lot.

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Speaker 10: I'm sorry, are you? I feel like you're you're being

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Speaker 10: a little judgmental and I really don't think that that

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Speaker 10: is part of your job title.

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Speaker 1: How butot we do this. I'll cut you a deal.

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Speaker 2: Let's split up your payment so it's just four dollars

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Speaker 2: a week quattro delaros.

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Speaker 10: I might not be great at the languages yet, but

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Speaker 10: I'm good at math, and I know that that's the

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Speaker 10: same thing. So it doesn't matter how you split it up.

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Speaker 10: Just cancel my mouth.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was just going to give you for being

623
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Speaker 2: a great customer a complimentary French beret.

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Speaker 1: What yeah, cuchet of a it's French.

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Speaker 10: I don't want a French bereat. I took a Spanish.

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Speaker 2: Well, we ran out of sombreros, so, oh, my beggars

627
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Speaker 2: can't be choosers.

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Speaker 10: I don't want to sombrero from you. Or a barreat

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Speaker 10: Just cancel my damn subscription.

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00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: Okay, got it, code, But I just need one thing

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Speaker 2: from you, and that's to vocally confirm over the phone

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Speaker 2: that you would like to cancel your.

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Speaker 4: Subscription, cancel my account.

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Speaker 1: You need to say it in Spanish?

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Speaker 10: Why do I even need to say the Spanish? Can

636
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Speaker 10: you just click the button and cancel it?

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Speaker 1: Well, someone didn't read their agreement that you signed.

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00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, says the only way to legally confirm your cancelation

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00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 2: is to request it in the language you're taking.

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Speaker 10: I don't want to talk to you anymore.

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Speaker 1: It's legally binding.

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Speaker 10: You guys are such a scamp. Is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what for that type of language, I'm

644
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Speaker 2: taking away your beret.

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Speaker 10: I don't want to break cancelo my subscription? Okay? Is

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00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 10: that manas enough for you before?

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Speaker 2: Surely you may not know this, but I don't really

648
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 2: know Spanish, so I couldn't even confirm if that was right?

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00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 2: What the hell?

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00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 10: How could anybody possibly cancel if they don't know the language.

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00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 2: I'm only a level one B so I just learned

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Speaker 2: the color red yesterday. Rojo stupid you mean el stupido.

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00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 2: You're right because this isn't a foreign language service. It's

654
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 2: actually a prank phone call we're doing on you. What

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Speaker 2: should I say it in Spanish el telephono prank phone CALLO.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's not Spanish. This is actually freaking Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: It's all a joke.

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Speaker 9: What do you mean a show up?

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Speaker 1: Your roommate, Liam set you up? You know Liam?

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, he.

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00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,719
Speaker 2: Emailed us and told us you've been frustrated trying to

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Speaker 2: cancel your language app subscription, so we put our most

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Speaker 2: fluent Spanish speaker on it.

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Speaker 1: That would be me.

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Speaker 10: That was the absolute worst five.

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Speaker 1: You mean, Sinko Manuto's Oh.

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Speaker 10: My god, shut up, wake up?

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Speaker 7: Every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Can we just level the playing field here for a

673
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Speaker 4: second and remind everyone that we're all human and we've

674
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Speaker 4: all been betrayed by our bodies before. Like just last week,

675
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 4: I walked into the break room right after Alexis was

676
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 4: in there, Okay, and oh I had to bring in

677
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Speaker 4: an industrial fan.

678
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 5: Just to air that. Okay, the glass.

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00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 4: On the fridge had condensation the biggest tutor. Okay, but Alexis,

680
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 4: don't feel bad, It's okay, Okay, don't feel embarrassed. I

681
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 4: don't hate your own body. It's okay. It does it

682
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Speaker 4: to everybody.

683
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 3: Everybody does too.

684
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Speaker 4: And one of our listeners knows your pain because her

685
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 4: date made her laugh so hard that something embarrassing slipped out.

686
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Speaker 4: It's much different than the bomb Alexis throck. I don't

687
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Speaker 4: feel embarrassed. Okay, safe space, safe space here. But our

688
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 4: listener is worried this could be the reason that he's

689
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Speaker 4: not calling her back again. Different from what.

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Speaker 1: Alexis because it didn't happen.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you can keep saying that, but we're gonna get

692
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Speaker 4: the full story in your brand new second Date update

693
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Speaker 4: right after this second Date updated. Brooke, your husband is

694
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Speaker 4: a collector of sports cards.

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Speaker 1: He loves them. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: Does that make you more attracted to him? Or super

697
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Speaker 4: more attracted?

698
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Speaker 1: When he pulls out that Michael Jordan Rookie card, Gosh,

699
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Speaker 1: if only it wasn't rated a three.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I think it's a one because he wrote his

702
00:33:58,960 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: initials on it when he was.

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Speaker 10: That.

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Speaker 4: You just rubbed that card.

705
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Speaker 1: All over because it doesn't matter much as.

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Speaker 4: I bring it up because one of our listeners says

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Speaker 4: that the guy that she went out with mentioned that

708
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Speaker 4: he is a collector of items and it stopped her

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Speaker 4: in her track.

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Speaker 3: Collection.

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Speaker 4: We'll find out more about that in just a second,

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Speaker 4: but first let's talk to Carly here. Carly, you said

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Speaker 4: in your email that the guy's name is Ethan. How

714
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Speaker 4: did you meet him?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, we met on a dating app.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and whatever he collects part of his profile.

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Speaker 1: No, oh, it wasn't listed.

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Speaker 13: Okay, little surprise for you.

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Speaker 1: You don't say it with a smile on your face

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Speaker 1: that it was revealed.

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Speaker 4: Mid Oh, okay. Well let's go chronologically then, before we

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Speaker 4: get to the collecting of stuff, tell us more about

723
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Speaker 4: Ethan and what attracted you to him.

724
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Speaker 13: Yeah, so initially, his one liner joke to me about

725
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 13: he was the world's okayist cook and he had a

726
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 13: picture of barnt grilled cheese's cue.

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Speaker 4: The fact that he could cook at all, even if

728
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 4: it is just okay, he's impressive.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's a cute line and it's an

730
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Speaker 1: easy way to then transition to let me cook you something.

731
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Speaker 1: Mid setting a standard okay.

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Speaker 4: So did your date involve cooking?

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Speaker 13: He did not know.

734
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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, so tell us about what happened.

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Speaker 13: So, I mean, you know, we've been dating for like

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Speaker 13: ten eleven days, like not super long talking, right, Yeah,

737
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 13: we were talking texting, you know, ten eleven days.

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Speaker 4: Okay, in the in the build up to the actual

739
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Speaker 4: first meeting. So what did you guys actually do when

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00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 4: you went out?

741
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 13: Well, we decided to meet up for dinner and we

742
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 13: went to steak and shake.

743
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Speaker 5: I love.

744
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 4: Is okay, but.

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00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 12: Yeahs over there and shakes in front.

746
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 1: Because it's like fast food. Was that cool with you

747
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: or was that a disappointment?

748
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 4: No?

749
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 13: I was okay with that. I mean he burnt girl cheese,

750
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 13: so you know, low standards, all right.

751
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 4: And how was the chemistry between you and Ethan?

752
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 13: It was really good. He was super funny, super sweet.

753
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 13: He held a door, he was like pulling out my chair.

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Speaker 5: And you like that. Yeah.

755
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 10: No, I'm old school, like I think.

756
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: People being polite is probably is pretty well received.

757
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 4: Well I slam the door in their face. We all

758
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 4: have different styles of okay, so he.

759
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Speaker 1: Does that to me this studio honestly, like learn to

760
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Speaker 1: open the door for somewhere.

761
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Speaker 4: Well, I don't want to like get in the way

762
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Speaker 4: of your womanhood and do anything like that. So I'm

763
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 4: just trying to equal. We're equal in the work all

764
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 4: I'm saying. So okay, So, but you you thought that

765
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Speaker 4: he was being a real gentleman on this date with you, Carly?

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Speaker 13: I did for sure.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so this is all sounding great. Was there something

768
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 2: like you said, the collection thing?

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Speaker 1: When did that come into play?

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Speaker 13: Well, he just randomly was like, I collect rubber duck.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's the item that he collected.

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00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: Owners of those people.

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Speaker 4: That's a idea.

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00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 1: Rubber ducks are huge right now. There is every type

775
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 1: of rubber duck ever.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, how did you feel about it, Carly?

777
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Speaker 13: I was kind of like weirded out. I was like what,

778
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 13: And then he said he keeps them for emotional support,

779
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 13: which makes.

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Speaker 1: It less weird.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know that you could do that.

782
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Speaker 1: Was that a joke?

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00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 13: Yeah, he was like it was a joke.

784
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 10: He was just kidding.

785
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 3: Everyone.

786
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: Everyone's trying not to judge.

787
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Speaker 4: A big sigh of relief, all right, Okay, although just

788
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 4: to be clear, there's nothing wrong with having emotional support ducks.

789
00:37:55,480 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 4: If anybody out there rubber ducks. Yes, we support okay,

790
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:03,839
Speaker 4: but that was a.

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00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: Joke, but the rubber ducks were real.

792
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,959
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, he has rubber ducks, all right.

793
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Speaker 1: And so why is this a big part of the date,

794
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: like he mentioned it?

795
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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 13: Yeah? He had some like super funny one liners like

797
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 13: that one, and I laughed so hard that I snorted

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Speaker 13: and he kind of looked at me like really crazy

799
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 13: when I did, and I was like, no, but.

800
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Speaker 1: You can't control it.

801
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like a what does you think You

802
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 3: think it's too unattractive that it's a deal breaker.

803
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 13: I don't know. Listen, he still walked me to my

804
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 13: car and like kissed me and everything. The texting is

805
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 13: just not the same, Like I'm just getting those like

806
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 13: little texts here and there, and he's just kind of

807
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 13: putting no effort to little effort into things.

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Speaker 2: I am obviously biased, but I think snorting is quite endearing.

809
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 4: Alas, so you're thinking that at the end of the night,

810
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 4: the kiss was a pity kiss, even though like he

811
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 4: didn't approve of your snort. He was like, okay, final still,

812
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:07,399
Speaker 4: just you know.

813
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Speaker 13: I hope not.

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Speaker 1: You know, people have weird things, like I have a

815
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Speaker 1: guy friend who won't date women depending on their thumb size,

816
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: and like he thinks thumbs are really weird. They like

817
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 1: creep him out.

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00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 4: For some I think, I know that's that is very

819
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Speaker 4: very personal information to share about somebody on the radio. Okay,

820
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 4: we're not trying to body shame anybody.

821
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 1: Like some people have weird it.

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Speaker 4: Don't call it weird, it's.

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Speaker 3: Maybe.

824
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 4: Yes.

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00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 1: Well, and if it's that, then he's not the guy

826
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: for you.

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Speaker 4: Is it possible that he's not calling you back because

828
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 4: you've got dragon thumbs? Brooks theory.

829
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 2: With just your thumb look like it kind of looks

830
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 2: like a big toe.

831
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Speaker 4: Yeah, long claw. Let's just okay, enough about the dragon

832
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 4: body parts. Let's call this Ethan guy. We'll see if

833
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 4: he picks up, and we will ask him all the

834
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Speaker 4: questions to figure out why he's not going out with

835
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Speaker 4: you one more time, Carly, we're going to get your

836
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Speaker 4: second date update.

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Speaker 11: Right after this second date update, you're the one. If

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Speaker 11: you're sorry.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're just joining us. I'm playing this song

840
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 4: because our listener Carly went out with a guy named

841
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Speaker 4: Ethan who told her that he collects rubber ducks. He

842
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 4: made the joke that he keeps them as emotional support pets.

843
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 4: Again just a joke, but he does collect them, which

844
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 4: begs the question, how bad do you feel when even

845
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 4: the rubber duck guy won't call you back?

846
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: Say it like that, she's a door.

847
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 4: Do you consider this your rock bottom?

848
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Speaker 1: Carly?

849
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're on this show, I think most

850
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 2: people would say that that's the case.

851
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Speaker 13: I feel pretty low, but not as low as you

852
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 13: think I do.

853
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. There is more phone call to come,

854
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 4: so we can.

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Speaker 1: You're supposed to hype our listeners up. Carly. You're amazing

856
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: and and you deserve a second date.

857
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 4: We see how much she struggled to get that. That

858
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 4: was really inspired.

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00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: I was going to bring up the snort and maybe

860
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Speaker 1: that's the reason he's not calling back.

861
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 4: It is a good point. She did mention that she

862
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 4: laughed so hard during the date that she snorted, and

863
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 4: that could have been a turn off to Ethan, but

864
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 4: we don't know.

865
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Speaker 3: Which reminds me nobody be too funny during this.

866
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Speaker 4: If she starts snorting and then Brooks starts snorting, Oh yeah.

867
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 13: You guys are funny, but as funny as him.

868
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 4: All right, Well, that's really motivated me to try super

869
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 4: hard for you. I can get one hundred percent effort

870
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 4: into this. I'm dialing his number right now. Let's see

871
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 4: if he picks up. Here we go.

872
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 13: Thank you, guys. I really hope you can get another

873
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 13: date for me.

874
00:41:48,719 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 4: All right, let's see here we go. Hello, Hey, we're

875
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 4: looking to talk with Ethan.

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00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 9: Okay, this is Ethan.

877
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 4: Hey, Ethan.

878
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of us here.

879
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 9: Who's this Hello?

880
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

881
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 4: in the Morning. We're like a team, very dysfunctional team.

882
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 4: And uh we're doing Yeah, we are together, and we're

883
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 4: here doing a segment called a second Date Update.

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00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 9: Oh okay, why are you calling me? What this is?

885
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 1: When people ask that? Yeah, just such a natural trans.

886
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,240
Speaker 4: Yeah. So it's a segment where we help out listeners

887
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 4: who've gone out on a date with somebody but the

888
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 4: second date hasn't materialized yet. We try and figure out

889
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 4: why if there's a reason. So we're doing that for

890
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 4: one of our listeners that you went out with, named Carly.

891
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, Carly, I know, Carly. What does this mean?

892
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Speaker 4: She mentioned you were a funny guy. It's coming across, dude.

893
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 2: From your response, it sounds like maybe you were planning

894
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 2: on calling Carly back and going out with her again.

895
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,959
Speaker 9: Uh yeah, I mean are you serious? Am I really

896
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 9: on the air talking about this?

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00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:10,919
Speaker 4: Yeah?

898
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 3: The whole segment we have based around dating.

899
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: It's you were just going to say.

900
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 10: Yeah, I.

901
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 3: Trust us.

902
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 4: I know this is a weird situation to be in.

903
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 4: But Carly is seriously confused because she says she had

904
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 4: a great time with you, but she's not seeing the

905
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 4: same amount of effort from you as she was before

906
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 4: the date.

907
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 3: Kind of like an energy shift.

908
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 4: We're not sure if anything's changed.

909
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 9: Well, that's surprising because I'm not trying to blow her off.

910
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 9: We got a great time.

911
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 2: Okay.

912
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,240
Speaker 1: That is so cute to hear. So you really liked her?

913
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, I thought she was great. She has a great laugh,

914
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 9: and we had a great time out.

915
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 1: She was actually worried about that.

916
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 4: So it sounds like you do want to go out

917
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 4: with her again.

918
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 9: Well, we were texting about when we were going to

919
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 9: try to get together again. I mean, I'm really just

920
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 9: surprised right now that she saw it that way that

921
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 9: I was blowing her off.

922
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,479
Speaker 2: Oh you know, how give me and daity like God

923
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 2: to like actually be positive and and read everything in

924
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 2: that way as far.

925
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 3: She doesn't know you well enough yet. She doesn't know

926
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 3: if you're gonna hit her up immediately or if a

927
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 3: full day of not hearing from you is gonna be

928
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 3: a horrible thing.

929
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 4: I don't know, but everything that we're hearing right now

930
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 4: sounds like you're into her. You want to see her day.

931
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I think so.

932
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 4: Okay.

933
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 9: Actually, uh, you know, maybe I shouldn't be saying this.

934
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 9: Don't don't tell her this, it's maybe too early. I

935
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,280
Speaker 9: kind of bought her perfume.

936
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 4: That's interesting.

937
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: That's cute, like a travel size or full size bottle, a.

938
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 4: Price tag that you can attach to it. This needs

939
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 4: to know, you know, that's interested?

940
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 9: Why?

941
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, what made you do that? Is it like a

942
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 4: birthday coming up for her something?

943
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 9: To be honest, my ex used to wear it and

944
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 9: it kind of drove me crazy. Wild whoa.

945
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 4: You bought it because it's the same as your exes

946
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 4: for bro, I'm.

947
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,280
Speaker 13: On the phone.

948
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 2: I'm on the phone. I heard that.

949
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Carly that's on the other line listening to this. Uh,

950
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 4: that's how this works. We usually call her in.

951
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: That is so weird.

952
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 13: He didn't know even the same as your ex. Are

953
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 13: you for real?

954
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 9: I didn't know you were on, Carley, I didn't know

955
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 9: you were on.

956
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well I am.

957
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 13: And that's disturbing. Like why, like, okay, seriously, Brooke Alexis,

958
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 13: can you guys help me out on that?

959
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: I mean, it could be worse. He could have bought

960
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: it because it's what his mom smells. Like my mind

961
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: did not even do that.

962
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 4: Okay, I think it's a good question. Why why do

963
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 4: you want Carly to be wearing that same perfume remind.

964
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:53,959
Speaker 3: You of your ex?

965
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 9: I like the sense I thought she would smell graded

966
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 9: with it on her.

967
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, okay, maybe maybe there could be a different

968
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 2: scent though for Carly, you know, like yes, like my guy,

969
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 2: my husband is a scent guy. He loves sense like

970
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 2: you just maybe need to explore a different set.

971
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 4: Trump, stop trying to change men with every sentence.

972
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: Dude, that is disturbing. You do not want to remind it, Okay.

973
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 4: I'm trying to read this and help you out here. Ethan,

974
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 4: you're saying you didn't buy it because it reminds you

975
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 4: of your ex. You buying it just because you like

976
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 4: the scent itself.

977
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 9: That's right? And this is not about my ex at all.

978
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 9: She doesn't own the sense, she doesn't own the perfume.

979
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 9: Anyone could buy it. I love the scent, and I

980
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 9: thought Carl would smell great with an honor. That was

981
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 9: a nice.

982
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 4: Gesture, Carly, Are you hearing him?

983
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 13: I'm trying. I'm really trying to be open about this.

984
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 13: But like I also, I feel like when you smell

985
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 13: a smell, you associate it with whoever was wearing it.

986
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but maybe you're a more powerful woman and he'll

987
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 1: start associating it with you instead of her. Dot the

988
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: sense on your body have different effects too.

989
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 4: It could have been anybody. If his male man had

990
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 4: been wearing the perfume, it would have driven him mad.

991
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 4: I mean when I say back to here that like

992
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 4: scent is the number one connection to memories.

993
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 2: Like okay, But but listen, he was never going to

994
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 2: tell her that it was the ex's scent.

995
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,720
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, I thought I was just talking to you guys.

996
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 2: I mean, so technically we set them up for this,

997
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,799
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Carly, Like you got to

998
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 2: give him a little bit.

999
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 13: Of I feel you're You're not wrong. I agree with you, guys,

1000
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 13: I do think and when you put a cent on,

1001
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 13: it does change like different body chemistries so.

1002
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 9: Fair enough, So you wear it then? Because I really

1003
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 9: like it?

1004
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 4: Oh why don't like?

1005
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have heard that question.

1006
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 4: Is that very very important to you if you're going

1007
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 4: to go out with her again?

1008
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 9: Like I said, guys, I really like it.

1009
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 13: You had me up until there. I don't know. Now

1010
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 13: I'm getting like creep by.

1011
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 3: Change.

1012
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 2: Let's again, that's our fault. We're piling not yes, okay.

1013
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 4: We are the weirdos in this conversation. He is totally normal.

1014
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 3: I would spray another before he sprays that few.

1015
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 9: That's a great point. I could wear it so you

1016
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 9: could know it on me first.

1017
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, I don't think men with women is real hot.

1018
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 4: I'm starting to like this even more. Yeah, I'm very curious,

1019
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,800
Speaker 4: just as an experiment to see how the second interaction

1020
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 4: would go between Carly and Ethan both wearing the same scent.

1021
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: She's gonna wear a cologne now, ye.

1022
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 3: Get some her Georgia HARMANI, but.

1023
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 13: Really were my ex boyfriend's cologne.

1024
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 4: I'll wear it, sure, okay.

1025
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 1: All fair in love and sense.

1026
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 4: And the whole reason that we called you is to

1027
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 4: ask if you would see Carly one more time for

1028
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 4: a date, and we would pay for it.

1029
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to ask a different set.

1030
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 9: I would love to see her again.

1031
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 4: You are okay and currently are you still up for

1032
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,399
Speaker 4: this even despite what you've heard?

1033
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 13: I guess so I'll give it.

1034
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a little bit surprised.

1035
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we did a good job.

1036
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm through. You be here on this one way

1037
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 4: better than if he had said she had dragon thumbs.

1038
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 4: So that's this was actually a big win for everything.

1039
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 4: You can't come back from that, No, you can't, Jeffrey

1040
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 4: in the morning. Man, I'm just really happy that she

1041
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 4: didn't overreact when she jumped in kind of loud. At first,

1042
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 4: I thought like, oh.

1043
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:39,399
Speaker 9: No, this is it.

1044
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 4: It's over. We're not going to come back.

1045
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 14: You don't say that part out loud, man, Like you

1046
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 14: buy the perfume and then you just leave it there,

1047
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 14: like and I understand he didn't know that she was

1048
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 14: on the phone, but even to us, but let's just

1049
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 14: keep it to myself.

1050
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 4: It was, like you said, like it was kind of

1051
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 4: our felt because he confessed that he liked her, and

1052
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 4: he felt comfortable enough with us to confide that the

1053
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 4: perfume thing was supposed to be a gift, and then

1054
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 4: the ex girlfriend also used to wear it.

1055
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,879
Speaker 2: I will say I bet he would have told her

1056
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 2: just because in the sixty seconds yeah, talk to him,

1057
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 2: he let it out.

1058
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 4: Yeah. Not like to think that. It's more about like

1059
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 4: how comfortable people are around us, that they're willing to

1060
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 4: open up, not that he just has, you know, a blabbermouth.

1061
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 3: And also he didn't think it was a problem. He's like, oh, yeah,

1062
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna get her the same semix refen always

1063
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 3: work as I love it, Yeah, and then I'll call her.

1064
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,919
Speaker 1: Let's be honest, the only reason any guy ever knows

1065
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: the smell of a perfume is because of some woman dating.

1066
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 3: I don't know. They're called smell like Michelle.

1067
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,399
Speaker 4: So then let's give credit to Carle who was able

1068
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 4: to hear him out and separate the X from the

1069
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 4: smell and agree to a very very pungent second date.

1070
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 3: I'm worried about how pungent it's gonna be.

1071
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: Are they both gonna show we're going to bathe in?

1072
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're gonna be gas masks when they meet up.

1073
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 4: But text into seven eighty five nine to two and

1074
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 4: email the show if you ever feel like you need

1075
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 4: a little bit of help in your dating life, we

1076
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 4: can call that person who's not calling you back and

1077
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 4: go check. Got all of our second dates wherever you

1078
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 4: get your podcast at.

1079
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 7: Broke and Jeffery, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1080
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 4: You think HR is listening to this?

1081
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't think anyone. Do we have an HR? Yeah,

1082
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: that was part of the cuts.

1083
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 4: So no, no, Because when I look at my co

1084
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 4: host bodies, Okay.

1085
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 1: It's fine, I kind of want to hear it.

1086
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm jealous of different things on each of you.

1087
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 4: Os toft of back hair, thank you. It keeps him

1088
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 4: nice and warm in this ice cold tundra that we

1089
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 4: call the cold.

1090
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: And the lumbar support he gets from Alexis.

1091
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,720
Speaker 4: I'm jealous of her flowing blonde.

1092
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: Locks, haligious hair.

1093
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 4: You know, if it is mostly cheap extensions and dollar

1094
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 4: store hair dyes, still it's dying. And of course jealous

1095
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:02,800
Speaker 4: of Brooks long sturdy back, sturdy, like a human pack mule.

1096
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 4: That one is.

1097
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 3: Gonna lie.

1098
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 1: My dad's always told me I was built to carry

1099
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: heavy things.

1100
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,479
Speaker 4: Jeff I saw her lift the fridge in the break

1101
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 4: room because the almond joy wrapper under there.

1102
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: Oh, but got it.

1103
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 4: The thing is, I know which of my body parts

1104
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 4: you're all jealous of. My throat, which houses these golden

1105
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 4: pipes that I only use once every seven days. I'm

1106
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 4: about to bust them out again for my brand new

1107
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 4: song of the week. It's coming up right after this.

1108
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,879
Speaker 4: It is time for my song of the week. Yess

1109
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 4: broken Jeffrey in the morning. And there's a tradition that

1110
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 4: families have when they get together, whether it's for the

1111
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 4: holidays or just a weekend and the weather is kind

1112
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 4: of nah, yeah, inevitably somebody says, hey, let's go to

1113
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 4: the closet and pull out a board game.

1114
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1115
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, give me some scrabble. Oh I love

1116
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: Quirkle right now if.

1117
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 2: You played Quirko Clue has been huge in our house too.

1118
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,800
Speaker 4: Clearly my co hosts love to do it with their families,

1119
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 4: and I know the whole idea is very good natured.

1120
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 4: I thought it. Oh, it's gonna be like fun family

1121
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 4: bonding time, lots of laughs, lots of happiness, a big

1122
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 4: family fruit plate that everybody can share.

1123
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: I know where you're going, yeah, because.

1124
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 4: The reality of it is far from that. There's always

1125
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 4: soon smiles fade, the high fives turn into clenched fists.

1126
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 4: Grandpa's accusing little Susie of laundering Monopoly money again, and

1127
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 4: then brother accuses Dad of taking the short cut in

1128
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 4: Candyland just to get extra lollipop in there. Next thing

1129
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 4: you know, boards are up in the air, pieces are flying,

1130
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 4: and suddenly Family Game Night has turned into UFC Fight Night.

1131
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and when he uses his walker.

1132
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 4: It can get dark, which is why I knew I

1133
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 4: had to sing about this age old family bonding experience

1134
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 4: gone wrong instead of doing the Disney song from Encanto.

1135
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 4: We don't talk about Bruno, it's young Jeffries, we don't

1136
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 4: talk about Una, and it is all about family board

1137
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 4: games because maybe the most famous one of all Monopoly

1138
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 4: turns ninety years old this year. Fun fact, ninety years

1139
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 4: is how long the average Monopoly game lasts. As one

1140
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 4: just ended, you can understand the frustration. I'm gonna point.

1141
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 4: When I'm ready, here we go point.

1142
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 15: We don't talk about no, no, No. Family game nights

1143
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 15: are brute. But we were all set to play Guest.

1144
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:59,439
Speaker 15: Everyone was happy as we telt out the cards for them. Now,

1145
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,839
Speaker 15: oh my mom, we played it forgot ten the less

1146
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 15: time any more. What happened almost turned to real crime.

1147
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 15: The pipe picture more re warser game.

1148
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 4: I called my sister the.

1149
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 15: Bier word name she wor vanana shaded and sure it toobercame.

1150
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 15: That is not ting the rules on no no mount

1151
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,760
Speaker 15: forming like col job.

1152
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 4: Looking at my car just got me got a really

1153
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 4: grumble and terrible at shuffle and I'm utterly wondering how

1154
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 4: to end up with eleven yallows in my hand? What

1155
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 4: why hell? Mother and my sister ganging up on me

1156
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,240
Speaker 4: or something underneath the table do a little card smuggling,

1157
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 4: cheating worse than ben affleck on nan he can in

1158
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 4: her candy l It's not fair. Draw fall is back

1159
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 4: to bag like Pinata's mid air.

1160
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 15: I feel attacks it beginning us.

1161
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 2: The wild card is met.

1162
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 15: The madic catch off, bulls zone, low blow, row, the

1163
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 15: dead out the window. Mama hit some scrabble tiles in

1164
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 15: her breast.

1165
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 4: No dead, shouted kill me. While we're playing chess. My

1166
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 4: little brother's something my battleship, his very first.

1167
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 15: Game, The Game of Life got me clicks NI.

1168
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 4: Risk would be super fun, you would think, but warcane.

1169
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 4: Before we rolled the dice.

1170
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 15: Monochaly is the saddest of vow when your dad takes

1171
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 15: your very last dime. He's got the hotel Unpartchano.

1172
00:56:54,840 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 4: We pulled and blocks carefully till my broke nudges me and.

1173
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 5: I knock the thing over.

1174
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 4: Damn after Keith, I swear I'll connect for on you

1175
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 4: in the Discover.

1176
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 15: My neph you just said, oh no and make me

1177
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 15: want to fight him like Sumo my family wag, like

1178
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 15: so Pani, this name journey cry no weird sail twister.

1179
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 3: Grandpa for race a lie in scally Wag.

1180
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 4: Saw him rob the bank of Unco panny bags and

1181
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 4: not telling me believe how you got those green twenty.

1182
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 13: So so shuk.

1183
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 4: That's boggling my Mind's all that tops.

1184
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 15: My hungry hip bo ape one egg thanks to a

1185
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 15: rascia Charlie horsing both my legs.

1186
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 3: Get out double Russia.

1187
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 4: Don't knock me back to start.

1188
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: I beg you.

1189
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 5: My family colder, don't you.

1190
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 7: We're not.

1191
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 2: Dammit, Kyle, Oh my god, you know I will say,

1192
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 2: after so many sorry games gone, ron.

1193
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 1: I have started to teach the kids how to play solitaire.

1194
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all you could be bad at is the

1195
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 1: cards or yourself.

1196
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 4: Nothing was getting bumped back to start and having to

1197
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 4: do it all over.

1198
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: I gotta say I'm pretty brutal too.

1199
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well you know, mer despending what you have

1200
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 3: to say.

1201
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 4: Sorry, holding a grudge for seven years for that one.

1202
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 4: That was your song of the week. Text in seven

1203
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:43,479
Speaker 4: eight five two and tell us what you thought about

1204
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 4: the song. We're going to post the video. I'll in

1205
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 4: all of our socials on our YouTube page, on TikTok, Insta, everywhere.

1206
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 4: It's at Brook and Jeffrey. You could check out the.

1207
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 7: Lyrics there Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1208
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 4: Deborah is a returning player to this game, and she

1209
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 4: is oh and six all the time against She's never won. Yeah,

1210
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 4: but you know, Debra, it took Thomas Edison one thousand

1211
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 4: unsuccessful attempts before he finally made a working light bulb.

1212
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 4: So you're only nine hundred and ninety four games away

1213
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 4: from taking down Brook.

1214
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: Did you hear good? That math was by way to go.

1215
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 4: Just got to keep trying and eventually Brook will have

1216
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 4: an off day.

1217
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 12: I think, Yeah, right, Debra, I'm hoping okay, I mean

1218
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 12: posty good.

1219
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 1: That was a motivational speech. If I ever heard one? Yeah,

1220
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 1: do you need him to come into your office at

1221
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: any point and give some sort of ted talk?

1222
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 5: No?

1223
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:49,240
Speaker 4: Okay, you did want to ask Brooke about what her

1224
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 4: strategy is before she plays this game? To prepare Brook?

1225
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 4: Is it like a vodka brander that you do, like,

1226
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 4: what is the strategy?

1227
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just answer?

1228
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wow, I didn't know.

1229
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 3: What sounds like cheating to me?

1230
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I do. Is I just give an answer?

1231
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 13: Okay, yep, let's do it.

1232
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Dev's gonna try and match that strategy.

1233
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:11,919
Speaker 4: We'll see how it plays out.

1234
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:12,919
Speaker 3: For outside of the box.

1235
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 4: Debora, all right, you know how it works. Though thirty seconds?

1236
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 4: Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1237
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 4: you could say past. But you have to beat her

1238
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 4: out right if you want to win? Are you ready?

1239
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1240
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today's National Serial Day Too.

1241
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 4: Can Sam is the mascot of what Popular Cereal?

1242
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 10: On this day?

1243
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 4: In twenty eleven, What controversial actor was fired from CBS's

1244
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 4: Two and a half Men? Charlie Frank Lloyd Wright is

1245
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 4: famous for what profession architecture? What number is represented by

1246
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 4: a one followed by nine zeros. What Disney movies featured

1247
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 4: a dragon named Moushoe? Debra, I think you brought your

1248
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 4: a game today. Well done, got a good shot here.

1249
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 4: Brook's coming back into the studio now. And it's always

1250
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 4: interesting what people thinking about listening to our show because

1251
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 4: Deborah thinks that she has a strange connection to you. Brooke, Really,

1252
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 4: what what is your strange connection with Brook?

1253
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 1: Deb that's cool?

1254
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 13: We both went to high school in Idaho.

1255
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,440
Speaker 10: Oh, we both went to college in Montana?

1256
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 1: What go Gris?

1257
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 9: And I also one time, I think, tell me if

1258
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 9: I'm wrong.

1259
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 13: You never washed the bottom of your feet in the power?

1260
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 4: I think she says that, really, yeah, and it's not

1261
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 4: just the feet, it's every part of the body.

1262
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: Never gets show the bottom of the feet up.

1263
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 3: Yes, it starts there.

1264
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,600
Speaker 1: So I learned that in Montana?

1265
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 4: Is that Well? Maybe with this weird cosmic connection, there's

1266
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 4: a balance going on. She had six losses in a row,

1267
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 4: Deborah might be due for six victories in a row?

1268
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 4: Correct look out?

1269
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 1: Or maybe we're the yin and the yang. I'm the

1270
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 1: smart one, Oh, Brook, don't believe that.

1271
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 4: Wow, I can help myself.

1272
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

1273
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 4: That was called Let's show him what.

1274
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 1: These Montana degrees can do?

1275
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 10: All right?

1276
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go, Exler and what okay?

1277
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:07,200
Speaker 5: All right?

1278
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 4: Here here goes Brook. Your time starts now. Today is

1279
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 4: National Serial Day too? Can Sam is the mascot of

1280
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 4: what popular cereal? Please let me finish the questions on

1281
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 4: this day in twenty eleven, what controversial actor was fired

1282
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 4: from CBS's Two and a half men?

1283
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 1: Oh, Charlie Sheen.

1284
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 4: Frank Lloyd Wright is famous for what profession?

1285
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 14: Uh?

1286
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: He was architect?

1287
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 4: What number is represented by a one followed by nine

1288
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 4: zeros billion? What Disney movies featured a dragon named Mushue?

1289
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just I just moved on.

1290
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 4: You just move on.

1291
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 1: I was just talking about the live action.

1292
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't have to explain your dirty body and

1293
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 4: your dirty mind to me. Brooke, that's just going to

1294
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 4: scoreboard with jose Shutevra.

1295
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 3: I am so proud of you.

1296
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 12: You got four, wag deb bringing up five she only

1297
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 12: missed one and Brooke, yes, five, b but a good showing.

1298
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 6: Our alma mater should really write up a whole article

1299
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 6: in that magazine they sent out to try to get

1300
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 6: more money from us.

1301
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, thank you, Debra. You go to Owen seven

1302
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 4: all time. Now, let's go over the answers for everybody.

1303
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 4: It's National Serial Day too, can't Sam's the mascot of

1304
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,520
Speaker 4: fruit Loops. The actor fired from CBS's Two and a

1305
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 4: Half Men back in twenty eleven was Charlie Sheen.

1306
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 1: That was a wild time. The Tiger Blood and everything

1307
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 1: I know.

1308
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 4: We were playing all his clips on our show. I

1309
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 4: can't believe we were still doing this and Kutcher and

1310
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 4: it just is not Yeah.

1311
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1312
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 4: Frank Lloyd Wright famous for architecture. The number one, followed

1313
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 4: by nine zeros is one billion b and the Disney

1314
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 4: movies featuring a dragon named Moushoe was Moulan. So, Deborah,

1315
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 4: I'm sorry not to beat Brooke today, but just for playing,

1316
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 4: we are going to give you a pair of tickets

1317
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 4: to see j Balvin Friday, May sixteenth at the Climate

1318
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 4: Pledge Arena.

1319
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:09,240
Speaker 10: Thank you.

1320
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was awesome. That was a fun game, Debrah.

1321
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 4: It was she almost called you Dumbra, but she stopped herself.

1322
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:18,920
Speaker 4: That was really good.

1323
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: Bro I stopped myself.

1324
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 4: You're good.

1325
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 9: Yes.

1326
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 4: Anyway, Debra will have you back as many times as

1327
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,240
Speaker 4: it takes in order for you to get a win.

1328
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 10: Okay, thank you very much.

1329
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 4: We'll be back to the wind Brooks Box same time

1330
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 4: on

1331
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 7: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.