WEBVTT - "PANDEMIC DRAFT PICKS" w/ Laci Mosley and Miles Gray! 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.000 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:10.440 I Heart Radio the Press. I said, we weren't doing 0:00:10.520 --> 0:00:15.040 draft picks, but lucky for you, your hostess with the 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:21.320 most us has no memory. I stopped briefly. I believe 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:24.239 a little of the gentleman, and I have no memory 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:28.320 of who I thought because I was like, why I 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:40.360 don't may Maxie, don't gonna learn? Hello, my name is Arty. 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:44.519 You know A very special surprise episode in advance of 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:48.080 the upcoming season premiere of The Bachelorette, which will be 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:52.400 on October is the first episode we will be recording 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:56.160 on the fourteenth. The podcast will go up on today. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.680 We are doing draft picks, and I know what you're thinking. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:03.360 You're thinking, Arden, everybody knows who won, Well, guess what. 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:06.480 I don't know. And I found two of your favorites 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:10.280 who also don't know, so we're just gonna guess. Also, 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:14.320 here's the deal. We are all aware. Even though ABC 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:17.200 might be trying to fool us and being like, oh, Claire, 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:20.520 she's your Bachelorette, which we know she's not gonna be 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:24.360 around long, we notation is coming in and we are 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:27.440 here for it. So before we get started, I just 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:29.800 want to give a quick shout out thank you to 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:34.520 everyone who bought my book. Are you kidding me? I 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:38.040 can't even believe I'm an authoress. I can't believe all 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:40.280 of you bought my book. I also want to say 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:41.920 if you bought from the link where you got the 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:45.120 free tote bag, I know they're being ding downs. I 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:47.720 know you haven't gotten it yet, and believe it or not, 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:51.280 I actually have sent off a few strongly worded emails 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:54.240 that have gotten nowhere. But I'm like, what in the 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:56.280 f I'm not going to tell people to click on 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.240 a link and have them not get the books. So 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:02.080 just know if I have to fly to Nashville, grab 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:05.720 the totes, grab the sign books and put them in 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:07.760 the mail for you, I'm gonna do it because this 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:10.640 is not acceptable. Final thing, I do have an event 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:12.320 coming up. If you're like I read the book, I 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:14.000 need to talk to you about it, or I didn't 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:15.519 read the book, or I need a sign book, There's 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:19.920 an event that's going to be Saturday, October. It's online, 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:22.800 It's at the Tattered Cover, which is a fancy bookstore 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:27.040 in Denver, Colorado, and as me in conversation with Kate 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:32.000 Walsh star of Grey's Anatomy, star of Umbrella Academy, star 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:34.800 of Private Practice. We're gonna be talking about the book, 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.040 so you can get tickets on our Facebook page. Please come, 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:38.920 It'll be really fun. Let's get to the real deal, 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:43.880 you guys. This duo came on the podcast, and to 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:47.480 say that they caused a star is I'm gonna say 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:53.160 an understatement, Tanna, you're with me here? I mean this reaction, 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:58.640 people were like, bring back this combo. We are here 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:02.200 for this combo. We love this freaking combo. And I 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:05.400 am on a pandemic friendship journey. I am forcing my 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:08.160 friendship on these two whether they like it or not. 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.280 And I feel like they like it, so I'm there 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:14.560 for it. Up First is a woman who is a 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:21.000 star hilarious. She is purely like owning her lane of 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:26.280 the highway. Her podcast is spectacular. I have been on it. 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:30.480 Our other guest has a fantastic episode of it. Um 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:33.480 She's been on our podcast. We love her so much. 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:38.400 She's the host of Scam Goddess, Ladies and Gentlemen. Lacy Mosley, Hi, 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:42.400 I'm so happy to be back, Henny and mean, Yes, 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:45.240 I'm gonna be selfish and say, part of the like 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.840 me getting you in early is so that you have 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:49.920 vested interests and then you can come play with us 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:53.360 this season, because then you'll be forced to watch you scam. 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:57.880 Be good. Now, I am fully the ultimate scan. I 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:00.000 am the scamm. Do a podcast about what a scam 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:06.200 has taught you. Well, you know what I know to 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:09.000 get a burner phone, I know. I know that I 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:11.160 need to learn how to do photoshop. I know I 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:12.800 need to learn how to make a fake I d 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.960 I know I need to get like bank accounts off shore. 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:20.560 I've listened. I'm I am this. The pupil becomes the teacher. Also, 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:25.800 here is a man that is killing me. He every 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.279 time he comes on. What a journey. And I'm just 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:30.599 gonna say, I don't want to brag, but I woke 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:33.400 up to a text from him at like seven in 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:36.680 the morning about a former Bachelor star and a real 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:39.920 estate purchase. I woke up to this text and I 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:42.680 was like, oh my god, as a crack dealer peddaling 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:45.560 in Bachelor franchise, to wake up to a text from 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:48.640 this gentleman who had never watched it before the pandemic, 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:52.000 and who has only watched Goat episodes. I felt like 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:55.680 my job was done here. You know him as the 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:58.240 host of the Daily Sight Guys. You also should listen 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:01.240 to his episode of Scam Goddess is a freaking delight. 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:08.440 We adore him, Ladies and gentlemen, Miles Great, oh my god, 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:12.159 thank you for having me. Yes, I've been, Yeah, i've 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:14.560 been fully You've turned me out art and for lack 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:16.640 of a better phrase, I thought I would be like, 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:19.360 I don't really funk with this show to me rage 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:22.120 texting you. I think it was like me. Was it 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:24.720 in the seven o'clock hours? Definitely? But I don't almost Yeah, 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:26.720 I think it was like seven oh six or some ship. 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:30.479 And I'm like nickle Bottom over priced house in our neighborhood. 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:32.479 You're like nick files and know how he bought at 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.160 one point seven million dollar house? And know how well 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:38.120 I had a book dropped off at him at his 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:46.320 house apparently apparently it is a very swanky block. Oh okay, okay, 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:50.200 that's fine. I mean big up North Hollywood. Always. Did 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:54.000 you get the book I had put in your yard? Miles, Yes, 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:57.920 I did, and Her Majesty and I were fighting over 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:01.240 the puzzle, uh, fighting over or why we were both 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:04.320 addressed in the book as you signed it to us. 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:06.320 She was like, well, I know art in two and 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:08.000 I'm like, yeah, but no, No No, This was because I 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:13.200 was talking honestly, because I had um because I had 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:17.680 like printed up custom boxes. They I would have put 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:20.080 two books in, but they barely fit with the I 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:23.560 under I didn't measure correctly. I couldn't jam two books it, 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:25.360 or you would have gotten two books you can read 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:29.120 to one another at night as lovers do. Tianna Banana, No, 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:31.479 Tanna knows. Here we go, and I know most of 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:34.200 her listeners know who won Miles and Lacy and I 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.479 do not know. So here's what I say. We do 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.560 an unusual normally, you guys need to know when we 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:41.919 read this, and we go through people's bios, we do 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:45.080 the top three, like who's going to fantasy suites, who's 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.120 going to be final too, and then who's gonna win, 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:49.960 and then we pick the next Bachelor or Bachelor atte 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:53.040 We also picked drunk on the first night. Now because 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:55.160 we already know the next Bachelor is and we know 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:58.640 that Claire allegedly falls in love after like four episodes. 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:02.400 Here's what I say. We'd yeah, where Miles, Miles is gone, 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:06.880 Miles is looking at something. Okay, I say were I 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:08.800 was just I'm just I'm and I'm trying to send 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:11.559 you a picture. Sorry. That's why I say we do 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:15.760 who we think is gonna win, who we think is 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:19.280 going to be the villain, who we think is gonna 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:22.200 get hammered on the first night? And then I think 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:25.560 who two more things? Who is there to get like 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:30.239 major Instagram followers, There's usually somebody that comes in hard 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:32.800 with like a product or like a catchphrase. Who's coming 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:35.760 in too hard with a like a real like a 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:39.680 some kind of a reality TV catchphrase, who's too thirsty 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:45.560 for the like being at and exactly? And then in conclusion, 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.200 maybe who's going to stick around when Clara leaves and 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:51.840 there's a much different bachelorette and tastious coming in? Who 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:55.320 is like I'll declaire or Tasia? Do you know who 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:59.840 Claia is? And do you know who Tassia is is? 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.480 Clara is like a thirty nine year old hair dresser 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:07.680 from Sacramento. She's the oldest bachelor that they ever had. 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:12.600 She's been on the show like eighteen times. She's a blonde, 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:15.600 white one on a lot. She's also ferry for the 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:19.000 first Paradise being edited to to be like crying and 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:23.000 speaking to a raccoon to a raccoon. Tasia should have 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:28.040 been the bachelorette last year. Tasha is a beautiful Is 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:31.720 she from Colorado? She's beautiful? Just from Orange County? Is 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:35.680 she really interesting? I guess you. I guess she was 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:37.400 with Colton in Colorado. I feel like she had like 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:42.600 at date. Uh So, Tasia should have been Bachelorette last year. 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:49.200 Tassia is probably she's cute. I remember her horrible, So like, 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:51.760 which guys are gonna be like, we want Claire, but 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:55.320 we'll stick around for Tasha. Okay, here said Claire was 0:08:55.440 --> 0:09:01.680 on eighteen times. It's she's been on. This is her show. 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:04.439 This is her fifth time. So she did the main Bachelor, 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:07.600 she did two Bachelor in Paradise. Is she did Bachelor 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:11.040 Winter Games? So this is her fifth go round? It 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:14.920 I have confusion though, So don't they normally go back 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:16.720 and forth between the women and the me And is 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:19.000 this like homegirl falls in love and she's like, no, 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.600 this is it. I'm taking my box, I'm leaving a bachelor. 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:25.960 It never happened. And then she tasa tags and like, hey, sis, 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:30.559 my box is empty. I also me and then okay, okay, 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.200 and just so you know, they've all taken over like key. 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:36.920 So normally this all starts at a mansion in Calabasas, 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:39.280 and then they fly all over the world and like 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:41.920 they get these helicopter dates and they go to mansions 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.800 all over the world. This is all in like an 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:47.920 NBA bubble or like the Tyler Perry bubble. They took 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:51.719 over a resort in like La Quinta, where it's like 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:56.080 a hundred and twenty eight and they've been filming like 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:58.360 near labor day when it's literally like in the home 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.480 and so they're not going anywhere. They're all in a hotel. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:05.440 They're all burned tweet crisp, And do you know anything 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:09.199 else about the actual filming they all I've looked at 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:11.679 nothing other than when they originally put all that info 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:13.560 out and I got accidentally spoiled. But I have not 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:16.480 read anything else. And I knew that. See. I knew 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:18.840 that because my homeboy had planned a birthday party at 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:21.480 that same hotel and then they canceled everybody's reservations for 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:24.440 the bachelor. Okay, well, so apparently it's a really bouggie hotel, 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:28.800 so it's a buggie hotel. So it'll be interesting because 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:31.680 this is also like, this is gonna be fascinating because 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:33.600 it's never been like this. They're not going anywhere, they 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:36.560 don't leave anywhere. There's no fun, exciting dates, and they're 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:39.480 all going to be sunburned. And there's a switch of 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:42.439 roof from Claire to Tasia. I think I think Claire 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.960 leaves like episode four, normally it's like twenty episodes. I 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:48.120 think she's like, this is it. I'm leaving, and then 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:51.680 they really race. Incomes Tasia, which I can't I can't wait. 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:54.280 Here we go. I will read the first man, and 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:58.160 I know we are losing Lacey in sixty four minutes, 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.840 so we're going to I'm just gonna sort of selectively 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:02.719 pick what I I'm gonna start up. We have a 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:06.520 j ag is cute. I don't see Claire picking a 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:08.839 man in a beige sweater that is a V neck 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:11.480 like with no, I don't see this sweater we're getting picked. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:13.480 He has a twenty eight year old soft And for 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:16.040 anybody playing along at home, we're looking at the ABC. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.040 A Fisher bachelorette site. He's a twenty eight year old 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:21.960 software salesman from Playa del Rey, California. He's a self 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:25.240 proclaimed California boy through and through. He's studying to get 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.520 his NBA or killing it in the software game. He 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:29.800 loves to enjoy this son, while they'll be getting plenty 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:32.080 of that. Um. He loves volleyball. He grew up in 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.880 a Muslim household and thanks to his strong bond with 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:38.800 his mom, he says, he tells a j tells him everything. 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:41.280 He has a sincere respect for women. Hemans to find 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:44.439 a partner who will intellectually challenge him. Um. He's considered 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:46.760 himself a modern Muslim. It's very excited to share his 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:50.559 cultural background with Claire. He's younger, he does not steer 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:52.960 towards younger women. He's excited to pursue a woman like 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:56.360 Claire who's mature and experience. He's going on this journey 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:58.480 is out of his comfort zone. Um. He learned how 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:01.480 to make candles during quarantine and he won't go to 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:04.680 the zoo because he's afraid of tigers. He's a double 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:08.720 Dutch master at the jump rope and he does research 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:12.960 all right. Thoughts on a J Miles, he wants to 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:17.079 fund his mother. He seems a little too into his mother. 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:21.160 He loves his mom. He likes the older woman. He's like, 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:24.240 he doesn't do his he like he likes to know everything, 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:26.680 like he does his research before doing things. He needs 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:28.840 to be able to predict things. He knows his mother 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:31.079 is the only woman he's loved, so he prefers the 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:33.760 older woman. And that's why he likes clear as he 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:36.719 sees as quote mature and experience like his mother. That's 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.640 great reading, Lacy, What is your gut take on a 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:43.720 J one? I'd like to concur with Miles. I see 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:47.720 him like trying to breastfeed episode one, like do the 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:51.600 titti's lactate he has? It's a mother also debating too, 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:54.840 because he wants to be intellectually stimulated. Yes, great, you 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:56.320 can do both those. You can stuck on a titty 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:59.360 and debate at the same time, so you can walk 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:02.600 in chew gum. Second um, baby girl, what is with 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:06.000 this v? Nick is giving me half washed? It's giving 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:09.040 me that commercial where they're like, is your shirt half washed? 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:13.200 And then the V neck is tough? And now I 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:15.040 have to be honest. I haven't looked at the grid yet. 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:17.960 I haven't looked at anybody else because generally it's like 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:20.040 year to year, like when year all the guys were 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:23.240 in like nehru collars, Like so, I'm wondering if we're 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:26.720 gonna see maybe they're aging them up, like you know, 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:29.800 thirty nine year old men were dumb dad's sweaters. But 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.400 it's not a great sweater. They also didn't give him 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:34.520 a good color, honey, like this is this beich is 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.400 basically a ship tone. You know what he's doing. You 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:39.679 know what he's doing. You know what this is. He 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:43.240 loves his mother. He's wearing his daddy's clothes. That's his 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:46.199 dad fucking shirt that he thinks it's cool. And it's 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:48.000 been on the hangar too long. That's why it's got 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:50.439 that weird nipple in the back because he didn't steam 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:55.240 it before he wore it. Right. It's part of the 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:58.040 Bachelor though, for having a Muslim player from the him Alayas, 0:13:58.120 --> 0:13:59.560 you know what I mean. I do like to see 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:02.480 that the representation is very cute. Now it's too many 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:04.480 daddy's out here. Y'all could have went to the mosque 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:08.520 and got a true, a true fit okay, with a 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.440 little hair on his chest, little hair on his face. Yea, 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:13.320 with a little too safe. Yeah, we could have got 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:15.319 some real Zaddy's up in here. But you know, yea 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:19.160 is it's their first Muslim contestant. I don't think they've 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:23.040 ever said the word Muslim in Bachelor. Never. I'm the same. 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:25.000 I don't like to say I don't think that. I don't. 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:28.280 There's no way anyone on this show, all the other guys. 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:30.800 But I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What did you say you were? Yeah? No, 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:36.000 it's terrified you that you're admitting this. All right, all right, 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:39.280 I'm gonna say now, so I the only category that 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:42.000 I could put him in is because I'm gonna make 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:45.120 a list. I think he sticks around for Tassia. I 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:48.200 think I'm gonna say I think he sticks around for Tasia. 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:51.600 I can see him sticking around for Tasia winning. Uh 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:58.120 you know, um, how to get to get to the like, 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.440 how many rounds is he gonna get cut on the 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:02.320 first night? Do you think he'll get cut on the 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:07.160 first night if he wore his vneck? Absolutely know, you're 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.720 absolutely right. He may not make it four weeks. I 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:12.640 mean already, you know Claire's taste. Would do you look 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:14.240 at this and through Claire's eyes of me to go 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:16.240 this person could make it or could not make it? No, 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:20.560 she liked she liked one Pablo Alpha, although she was 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:23.120 with what's his name? Who was that French dude? Who 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:28.080 was she getting engaged to? What's his name? Ben Wah? 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:30.600 I mean Ben Wah was a wild card, Ben what 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:35.040 had crazy glasses? He loved her within twenty minutes. Ben 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:39.160 was Ben was personality was the personality equivalent of this sweater. 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:42.360 So it was an option that that may she she 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:46.400 couldn't she was. He wasn't French, She was French Canadian. 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:49.600 She likes a man she likes an accent. I will 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:52.360 like this guy doesn't necessarily but she liked the two 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:55.880 guys she liked one uh one? Where was? Where was 0:15:55.920 --> 0:16:01.240 one Pablo from Argentina? One Pablo was Brazilian? I think 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:06.240 I should look that up anyway. Okay, we're gonna change Venezuela. Okay, 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:09.320 Ben is up. I'm gonna let Lacey read Ben. I mean, 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:12.960 if this is not apple Pie the All American twenty nine, 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:16.640 you're an American ranger. Okay, Lazy, you can skip through 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:18.760 and pick parts of Ben to read for us. Okay, 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:21.800 I'm gonna be reading Ben in his All Lives Matter jawline. 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:28.160 Ben is a sweet Midwestern boy with California dreamboat good looks. 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:31.400 After graduating from the United States Military at West Point 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:35.680 and becoming an Army ranger, Being suffered a life change 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:42.600 of back injury that shipped his priorities in life. Honey, Um, yeah, Okay, 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:44.440 So he got hurt and he's got his sobs story 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:46.280 to stay on the first night, he broke his back 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:48.440 and that's what he'll tell her. He had to change 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:50.920 his day. He's like, I broke my back, but don't worry, girl, 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:55.640 I'll break yours too. So then led him to sunny 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:58.320 Venice Beach, where he currently lives. He loves his new 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:00.560 job as a personal trainer, besays the only thing missing 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:02.920 from his life is someone to share it with. Then 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:05.000 it's ready to get married and truly looking for the 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:08.439 ripe woman to set alone down with. Being is available, 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:11.120 he needs his woman to be emotionally available as well. 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:13.040 She also must be able to keep up with him 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:15.399 on the dance floor, or at least be willing to 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:17.159 cheer him all when he jumps in the middle of 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:20.800 a dance to show off some women moves I need. 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:24.760 When Ben's in a relationship, he loves to show affection 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:28.800 through writing letters. Poor Ben's favorite indulgence is ice mask 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:31.760 Ben once flew across the country to see a girl 0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:38.879 he had never met in person before. Or this is 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:40.880 what is this the notebook? I don't know, Damn letters. 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:42.960 You better build me a house by hand, no one 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:46.159 I know. And the indulgence isn't ice that there again, 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:50.040 that's that's not indulgent. That's crazy. Also, I don't like 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:53.399 that his thing isn't about like this is what I 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:55.520 have to offer. It's like, when you're my girl, you 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:59.520 better be cheering me on when I'm like no, I 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:03.040 don't think. I think that Claire will keep him around. 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:06.720 I think, but I don't think Claire Claire is Horney. 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:09.199 And I don't think he's gonna get I don't think 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:12.159 he's gonna jank there's not enough like extra extra to 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:14.560 jankle or her chemicals. I think he's a sweet pee 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:18.119 enough that he might make it through. I say he 0:18:18.200 --> 0:18:21.920 will stick around for Tassia. Okay, I'm putting Ben under 0:18:22.000 --> 0:18:27.680 drunk because your favorite thing is ice baths, you'd be drinking. Okay, 0:18:27.720 --> 0:18:38.800 I think he's a murderer. Categories murder is the opposite 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:48.679 of having a hot water. We have murderer categories. Were 0:18:48.720 --> 0:18:53.600 filling around our murderer, drunk, thirsty, Um, we have winning, 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:57.879 we have Tasia like staying for Tassia, and then we 0:18:57.920 --> 0:19:00.639 have villain. Alright, so so far Ben is in the 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:04.719 murderer category for Miles. Alright. Also like flying across country 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:08.280 when you've never met someone like, yeah, that's what they're like. Yes, 0:19:08.440 --> 0:19:10.680 I've come all this, you know whatever I'm putting on. 0:19:10.760 --> 0:19:13.639 Maybe I'm projecting my No, that's fine. I don't say 0:19:13.800 --> 0:19:16.359 under that that the person he saw met up with 0:19:16.520 --> 0:19:22.200 was never seen again. It's weirdly would include that sure 0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:25.680 is speaking of this guy looks like a weather man, Miles, 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:28.280 will you please take Bennett who's thirty six year like 0:19:29.880 --> 0:19:32.200 Bennett is for sure lying about his age. But go ahead. 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:36.840 You think he's like, um six, funk out of here, 0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:41.520 I'm thirty six If that motherfucker's thirty six, alright, it 0:19:41.600 --> 0:19:44.239 looks like an out of work Tom Cruise impersonator. Like 0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:46.399 when you're in the cabin Vegas and you see the 0:19:46.400 --> 0:19:49.199 Flaccard for like the best impersonator show in town, and 0:19:49.200 --> 0:19:51.840 they're like, he's Tom Cruise and a bunch of other 0:19:52.040 --> 0:19:59.880 generic goods. Had Hannah Ryan Murphy show, Yeah exactly. So yeah. 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:03.200 In it, he says he's the total package. Oh check, 0:20:03.320 --> 0:20:11.240 great job, check, mature and ready to find his wife check. Yeah. 0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:13.760 Um so why is he single? Oh well, it's according 0:20:13.800 --> 0:20:16.840 to Bennett, he hasn't always been this successful and good looking. Actually, 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:19.600 so he was from Atlanta. You went to Harvard. He's 0:20:19.640 --> 0:20:23.840 a financial planner. Yeah, he's like he's doing everything, has 0:20:23.880 --> 0:20:26.639 how he wants to. He does morning yoga. He walks 0:20:26.680 --> 0:20:35.000 the high line in his favorite Belgian loafers and Delicious Loafers. 0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:37.880 I lived in Atlanta. You don't walk the high line 0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:41.639 in loaf First. I know exactly who in New York. No, 0:20:41.760 --> 0:20:46.680 he's in Atlanta. No, yeah, I know Atlanta in New York, 0:20:46.800 --> 0:20:52.240 New York? Oh yeah, yeah, yes? Is he talking about 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:55.359 the one in New York though? Anyway? Yea New York. 0:20:55.400 --> 0:20:58.160 He's thing is this is where he really gets good 0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:04.160 humidity at any level? Is it deal breaker for Bennett? Dry? 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:07.480 Keep it dry? I don't even know what that mean. Yeah, 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:10.520 in New York. He doesn't face mask. He takes a 0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:12.760 relaxing face mach is at the end of the day. 0:21:12.800 --> 0:21:17.840 And he hates golf. Yeah, he joined one of the 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:21.240 fancy final clubs. Everybody he was in a social network, 0:21:21.280 --> 0:21:25.080 one of those do she at clubs of Harvard from 0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:29.560 the So this guy's a douche as a villain. Yeah, 0:21:29.600 --> 0:21:32.119 he's a villain. And if you didn't write this, if 0:21:32.160 --> 0:21:34.639 you wrote this in sincerity, you are for sure a 0:21:34.720 --> 0:21:36.840 villain in a douche because this is the most comical 0:21:36.880 --> 0:21:41.919 bio we've read so far. Also, my guy basically he 0:21:41.960 --> 0:21:43.480 could have just wrote this bio and been like, look, 0:21:43.720 --> 0:21:46.840 I'm tired of masturbate into my Harvard diploma. It's time 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:50.800 for me to get a warm lady body involved. He's 0:21:50.840 --> 0:21:53.199 like made like a plaster of pair He's rolled up 0:21:53.200 --> 0:21:56.760 his diploma and like get him plaster of Paris. And 0:21:56.760 --> 0:21:59.320 it's just has been like working it, just working it. 0:22:01.040 --> 0:22:05.560 I Anna, Europe, you're gonna be reading blow Blake Monar. 0:22:05.800 --> 0:22:09.040 I'm gonna put thirsty for Blake Monar. Just looking at 0:22:09.040 --> 0:22:14.040 his photo the two name and he's a male grimming specialist. 0:22:14.240 --> 0:22:19.560 Take it, Tanna. He's from Phoenix, Arizona, probably Scottsdale. Uh. 0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:21.840 He grew up in oh He grew up Baseball was 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:24.239 his life. But then two years into living out his 0:22:24.600 --> 0:22:28.400 boyhood dream of playing in the major leagues, a debilitating 0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:32.000 neuromuscular injury pushed him into retirement. That means he didn't 0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:34.919 leave the practice squad and forced him into trying to 0:22:34.920 --> 0:22:37.000 figure out what he really wanted in life. So his 0:22:37.119 --> 0:22:38.960 next move, he packed up his life and moved to 0:22:39.000 --> 0:22:41.720 Phoenix and now he owns and operates a cosmetic company, 0:22:41.800 --> 0:22:49.439