Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
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Speaker 1: don't may Maxie, don't gonna learn? Hello, my name is Arty.
Speaker 1: You know A very special surprise episode in advance of
Speaker 1: the upcoming season premiere of The Bachelorette, which will be
Speaker 1: on October is the first episode we will be recording
Speaker 1: on the fourteenth. The podcast will go up on today.
Speaker 1: We are doing draft picks, and I know what you're thinking.
Speaker 1: You're thinking, Arden, everybody knows who won, Well, guess what.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And I found two of your favorites
Speaker 1: who also don't know, so we're just gonna guess. Also,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. We are all aware. Even though ABC
Speaker 1: might be trying to fool us and being like, oh, Claire,
Speaker 1: she's your Bachelorette, which we know she's not gonna be
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Speaker 1: want to give a quick shout out thank you to
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Speaker 1: you guys. This duo came on the podcast, and to
Speaker 1: say that they caused a star is I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: an understatement, Tanna, you're with me here? I mean this reaction,
Speaker 1: people were like, bring back this combo. We are here
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Speaker 1: am on a pandemic friendship journey. I am forcing my
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Speaker 1: Our other guest has a fantastic episode of it. Um
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Speaker 1: She's the host of Scam Goddess, Ladies and Gentlemen. Lacy Mosley, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be back, Henny and mean, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be selfish and say, part of the like
Speaker 1: me getting you in early is so that you have
Speaker 1: vested interests and then you can come play with us
Speaker 1: this season, because then you'll be forced to watch you scam.
Speaker 1: Be good. Now, I am fully the ultimate scan. I
Speaker 1: am the scamm. Do a podcast about what a scam
Speaker 1: has taught you. Well, you know what I know to
Speaker 1: get a burner phone, I know. I know that I
Speaker 1: need to learn how to do photoshop. I know I
Speaker 1: need to learn how to make a fake I d
Speaker 1: I know I need to get like bank accounts off shore.
Speaker 1: I've listened. I'm I am this. The pupil becomes the teacher. Also,
Speaker 1: here is a man that is killing me. He every
Speaker 1: time he comes on. What a journey. And I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna say, I don't want to brag, but I woke
Speaker 1: up to a text from him at like seven in
Speaker 1: the morning about a former Bachelor star and a real
Speaker 1: estate purchase. I woke up to this text and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, as a crack dealer peddaling
Speaker 1: in Bachelor franchise, to wake up to a text from
Speaker 1: this gentleman who had never watched it before the pandemic,
Speaker 1: and who has only watched Goat episodes. I felt like
Speaker 1: my job was done here. You know him as the
Speaker 1: host of the Daily Sight Guys. You also should listen
Speaker 1: to his episode of Scam Goddess is a freaking delight.
Speaker 1: We adore him, Ladies and gentlemen, Miles Great, oh my god,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. Yes, I've been, Yeah, i've
Speaker 1: been fully You've turned me out art and for lack
Speaker 1: of a better phrase, I thought I would be like,
Speaker 1: I don't really funk with this show to me rage
Speaker 1: texting you. I think it was like me. Was it
Speaker 1: in the seven o'clock hours? Definitely? But I don't almost Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it was like seven oh six or some ship.
Speaker 1: And I'm like nickle Bottom over priced house in our neighborhood.
Speaker 1: You're like nick files and know how he bought at
Speaker 1: one point seven million dollar house? And know how well
Speaker 1: I had a book dropped off at him at his
Speaker 1: house apparently apparently it is a very swanky block. Oh okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine. I mean big up North Hollywood. Always. Did
Speaker 1: you get the book I had put in your yard? Miles, Yes,
Speaker 1: I did, and Her Majesty and I were fighting over
Speaker 1: the puzzle, uh, fighting over or why we were both
Speaker 1: addressed in the book as you signed it to us.
Speaker 1: She was like, well, I know art in two and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, but no, No No, This was because I
Speaker 1: was talking honestly, because I had um because I had
Speaker 1: like printed up custom boxes. They I would have put
Speaker 1: two books in, but they barely fit with the I
Speaker 1: under I didn't measure correctly. I couldn't jam two books it,
Speaker 1: or you would have gotten two books you can read
Speaker 1: to one another at night as lovers do. Tianna Banana, No,
Speaker 1: Tanna knows. Here we go, and I know most of
Speaker 1: her listeners know who won Miles and Lacy and I
Speaker 1: do not know. So here's what I say. We do
Speaker 1: an unusual normally, you guys need to know when we
Speaker 1: read this, and we go through people's bios, we do
Speaker 1: the top three, like who's going to fantasy suites, who's
Speaker 1: going to be final too, and then who's gonna win,
Speaker 1: and then we pick the next Bachelor or Bachelor atte
Speaker 1: We also picked drunk on the first night. Now because
Speaker 1: we already know the next Bachelor is and we know
Speaker 1: that Claire allegedly falls in love after like four episodes.
Speaker 1: Here's what I say. We'd yeah, where Miles, Miles is gone,
Speaker 1: Miles is looking at something. Okay, I say were I
Speaker 1: was just I'm just I'm and I'm trying to send
Speaker 1: you a picture. Sorry. That's why I say we do
Speaker 1: who we think is gonna win, who we think is
Speaker 1: going to be the villain, who we think is gonna
Speaker 1: get hammered on the first night? And then I think
Speaker 1: who two more things? Who is there to get like
Speaker 1: major Instagram followers, There's usually somebody that comes in hard
Speaker 1: with like a product or like a catchphrase. Who's coming
Speaker 1: in too hard with a like a real like a
Speaker 1: some kind of a reality TV catchphrase, who's too thirsty
Speaker 1: for the like being at and exactly? And then in conclusion,
Speaker 1: maybe who's going to stick around when Clara leaves and
Speaker 1: there's a much different bachelorette and tastious coming in? Who
Speaker 1: is like I'll declaire or Tasia? Do you know who
Speaker 1: Claia is? And do you know who Tassia is is?
Speaker 1: Clara is like a thirty nine year old hair dresser
Speaker 1: from Sacramento. She's the oldest bachelor that they ever had.
Speaker 1: She's been on the show like eighteen times. She's a blonde,
Speaker 1: white one on a lot. She's also ferry for the
Speaker 1: first Paradise being edited to to be like crying and
Speaker 1: speaking to a raccoon to a raccoon. Tasia should have
Speaker 1: been the bachelorette last year. Tasha is a beautiful Is
Speaker 1: she from Colorado? She's beautiful? Just from Orange County? Is
Speaker 1: she really interesting? I guess you. I guess she was
Speaker 1: with Colton in Colorado. I feel like she had like
Speaker 1: at date. Uh So, Tasia should have been Bachelorette last year.
Speaker 1: Tassia is probably she's cute. I remember her horrible, So like,
Speaker 1: which guys are gonna be like, we want Claire, but
Speaker 1: we'll stick around for Tasha. Okay, here said Claire was
Speaker 1: on eighteen times. It's she's been on. This is her show.
Speaker 1: This is her fifth time. So she did the main Bachelor,
Speaker 1: she did two Bachelor in Paradise. Is she did Bachelor
Speaker 1: Winter Games? So this is her fifth go round? It
Speaker 1: I have confusion though, So don't they normally go back
Speaker 1: and forth between the women and the me And is
Speaker 1: this like homegirl falls in love and she's like, no,
Speaker 1: this is it. I'm taking my box, I'm leaving a bachelor.
Speaker 1: It never happened. And then she tasa tags and like, hey, sis,
Speaker 1: my box is empty. I also me and then okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and just so you know, they've all taken over like key.
Speaker 1: So normally this all starts at a mansion in Calabasas,
Speaker 1: and then they fly all over the world and like
Speaker 1: they get these helicopter dates and they go to mansions
Speaker 1: all over the world. This is all in like an
Speaker 1: NBA bubble or like the Tyler Perry bubble. They took
Speaker 1: over a resort in like La Quinta, where it's like
Speaker 1: a hundred and twenty eight and they've been filming like
Speaker 1: near labor day when it's literally like in the home
Speaker 1: and so they're not going anywhere. They're all in a hotel.
Speaker 1: They're all burned tweet crisp, And do you know anything
Speaker 1: else about the actual filming they all I've looked at
Speaker 1: nothing other than when they originally put all that info
Speaker 1: out and I got accidentally spoiled. But I have not
Speaker 1: read anything else. And I knew that. See. I knew
Speaker 1: that because my homeboy had planned a birthday party at
Speaker 1: that same hotel and then they canceled everybody's reservations for
Speaker 1: the bachelor. Okay, well, so apparently it's a really bouggie hotel,
Speaker 1: so it's a buggie hotel. So it'll be interesting because
Speaker 1: this is also like, this is gonna be fascinating because
Speaker 1: it's never been like this. They're not going anywhere, they
Speaker 1: don't leave anywhere. There's no fun, exciting dates, and they're
Speaker 1: all going to be sunburned. And there's a switch of
Speaker 1: roof from Claire to Tasia. I think I think Claire
Speaker 1: leaves like episode four, normally it's like twenty episodes. I
Speaker 1: think she's like, this is it. I'm leaving, and then
Speaker 1: they really race. Incomes Tasia, which I can't I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Here we go. I will read the first man, and
Speaker 1: I know we are losing Lacey in sixty four minutes,
Speaker 1: so we're going to I'm just gonna sort of selectively
Speaker 1: pick what I I'm gonna start up. We have a
Speaker 1: j ag is cute. I don't see Claire picking a
Speaker 1: man in a beige sweater that is a V neck
Speaker 1: like with no, I don't see this sweater we're getting picked.
Speaker 1: He has a twenty eight year old soft And for
Speaker 1: anybody playing along at home, we're looking at the ABC.
Speaker 1: A Fisher bachelorette site. He's a twenty eight year old
Speaker 1: software salesman from Playa del Rey, California. He's a self
Speaker 1: proclaimed California boy through and through. He's studying to get
Speaker 1: his NBA or killing it in the software game. He
Speaker 1: loves to enjoy this son, while they'll be getting plenty
Speaker 1: of that. Um. He loves volleyball. He grew up in
Speaker 1: a Muslim household and thanks to his strong bond with
Speaker 1: his mom, he says, he tells a j tells him everything.
Speaker 1: He has a sincere respect for women. Hemans to find
Speaker 1: a partner who will intellectually challenge him. Um. He's considered
Speaker 1: himself a modern Muslim. It's very excited to share his
Speaker 1: cultural background with Claire. He's younger, he does not steer
Speaker 1: towards younger women. He's excited to pursue a woman like
Speaker 1: Claire who's mature and experience. He's going on this journey
Speaker 1: is out of his comfort zone. Um. He learned how
Speaker 1: to make candles during quarantine and he won't go to
Speaker 1: the zoo because he's afraid of tigers. He's a double
Speaker 1: Dutch master at the jump rope and he does research
Speaker 1: all right. Thoughts on a J Miles, he wants to
Speaker 1: fund his mother. He seems a little too into his mother.
Speaker 1: He loves his mom. He likes the older woman. He's like,
Speaker 1: he doesn't do his he like he likes to know everything,
Speaker 1: like he does his research before doing things. He needs
Speaker 1: to be able to predict things. He knows his mother
Speaker 1: is the only woman he's loved, so he prefers the
Speaker 1: older woman. And that's why he likes clear as he
Speaker 1: sees as quote mature and experience like his mother. That's
Speaker 1: great reading, Lacy, What is your gut take on a
Speaker 1: J one? I'd like to concur with Miles. I see
Speaker 1: him like trying to breastfeed episode one, like do the
Speaker 1: titti's lactate he has? It's a mother also debating too,
Speaker 1: because he wants to be intellectually stimulated. Yes, great, you
Speaker 1: can do both those. You can stuck on a titty
Speaker 1: and debate at the same time, so you can walk
Speaker 1: in chew gum. Second um, baby girl, what is with
Speaker 1: this v? Nick is giving me half washed? It's giving
Speaker 1: me that commercial where they're like, is your shirt half washed?
Speaker 1: And then the V neck is tough? And now I
Speaker 1: have to be honest. I haven't looked at the grid yet.
Speaker 1: I haven't looked at anybody else because generally it's like
Speaker 1: year to year, like when year all the guys were
Speaker 1: in like nehru collars, Like so, I'm wondering if we're
Speaker 1: gonna see maybe they're aging them up, like you know,
Speaker 1: thirty nine year old men were dumb dad's sweaters. But
Speaker 1: it's not a great sweater. They also didn't give him
Speaker 1: a good color, honey, like this is this beich is
Speaker 1: basically a ship tone. You know what he's doing. You
Speaker 1: know what he's doing. You know what this is. He
Speaker 1: loves his mother. He's wearing his daddy's clothes. That's his
Speaker 1: dad fucking shirt that he thinks it's cool. And it's
Speaker 1: been on the hangar too long. That's why it's got
Speaker 1: that weird nipple in the back because he didn't steam
Speaker 1: it before he wore it. Right. It's part of the
Speaker 1: Bachelor though, for having a Muslim player from the him Alayas,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I do like to see
Speaker 1: that the representation is very cute. Now it's too many
Speaker 1: daddy's out here. Y'all could have went to the mosque
Speaker 1: and got a true, a true fit okay, with a
Speaker 1: little hair on his chest, little hair on his face. Yea,
Speaker 1: with a little too safe. Yeah, we could have got
Speaker 1: some real Zaddy's up in here. But you know, yea
Speaker 1: is it's their first Muslim contestant. I don't think they've
Speaker 1: ever said the word Muslim in Bachelor. Never. I'm the same.
Speaker 1: I don't like to say I don't think that. I don't.
Speaker 1: There's no way anyone on this show, all the other guys.
Speaker 1: But I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What did you say you were? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: it's terrified you that you're admitting this. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say now, so I the only category that
Speaker 1: I could put him in is because I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: a list. I think he sticks around for Tassia. I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna say I think he sticks around for Tasia.
Speaker 1: I can see him sticking around for Tasia winning. Uh
Speaker 1: you know, um, how to get to get to the like,
Speaker 1: how many rounds is he gonna get cut on the
Speaker 1: first night? Do you think he'll get cut on the
Speaker 1: first night if he wore his vneck? Absolutely know, you're
Speaker 1: absolutely right. He may not make it four weeks. I
Speaker 1: mean already, you know Claire's taste. Would do you look
Speaker 1: at this and through Claire's eyes of me to go
Speaker 1: this person could make it or could not make it? No,
Speaker 1: she liked she liked one Pablo Alpha, although she was
Speaker 1: with what's his name? Who was that French dude? Who
Speaker 1: was she getting engaged to? What's his name? Ben Wah?
Speaker 1: I mean Ben Wah was a wild card, Ben what
Speaker 1: had crazy glasses? He loved her within twenty minutes. Ben
Speaker 1: was Ben was personality was the personality equivalent of this sweater.
Speaker 1: So it was an option that that may she she
Speaker 1: couldn't she was. He wasn't French, She was French Canadian.
Speaker 1: She likes a man she likes an accent. I will
Speaker 1: like this guy doesn't necessarily but she liked the two
Speaker 1: guys she liked one uh one? Where was? Where was
Speaker 1: one Pablo from Argentina? One Pablo was Brazilian? I think
Speaker 1: I should look that up anyway. Okay, we're gonna change Venezuela. Okay,
Speaker 1: Ben is up. I'm gonna let Lacey read Ben. I mean,
Speaker 1: if this is not apple Pie the All American twenty nine,
Speaker 1: you're an American ranger. Okay, Lazy, you can skip through
Speaker 1: and pick parts of Ben to read for us. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be reading Ben in his All Lives Matter jawline.
Speaker 1: Ben is a sweet Midwestern boy with California dreamboat good looks.
Speaker 1: After graduating from the United States Military at West Point
Speaker 1: and becoming an Army ranger, Being suffered a life change
Speaker 1: of back injury that shipped his priorities in life. Honey, Um, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: So he got hurt and he's got his sobs story
Speaker 1: to stay on the first night, he broke his back
Speaker 1: and that's what he'll tell her. He had to change
Speaker 1: his day. He's like, I broke my back, but don't worry, girl,
Speaker 1: I'll break yours too. So then led him to sunny
Speaker 1: Venice Beach, where he currently lives. He loves his new
Speaker 1: job as a personal trainer, besays the only thing missing
Speaker 1: from his life is someone to share it with. Then
Speaker 1: it's ready to get married and truly looking for the
Speaker 1: ripe woman to set alone down with. Being is available,
Speaker 1: he needs his woman to be emotionally available as well.
Speaker 1: She also must be able to keep up with him
Speaker 1: on the dance floor, or at least be willing to
Speaker 1: cheer him all when he jumps in the middle of
Speaker 1: a dance to show off some women moves I need.
Speaker 1: When Ben's in a relationship, he loves to show affection
Speaker 1: through writing letters. Poor Ben's favorite indulgence is ice mask
Speaker 1: Ben once flew across the country to see a girl
Speaker 1: he had never met in person before. Or this is
Speaker 1: what is this the notebook? I don't know, Damn letters.
Speaker 1: You better build me a house by hand, no one
Speaker 1: I know. And the indulgence isn't ice that there again,
Speaker 1: that's that's not indulgent. That's crazy. Also, I don't like
Speaker 1: that his thing isn't about like this is what I
Speaker 1: have to offer. It's like, when you're my girl, you
Speaker 1: better be cheering me on when I'm like no, I
Speaker 1: don't think. I think that Claire will keep him around.
Speaker 1: I think, but I don't think Claire Claire is Horney.
Speaker 1: And I don't think he's gonna get I don't think
Speaker 1: he's gonna jank there's not enough like extra extra to
Speaker 1: jankle or her chemicals. I think he's a sweet pee
Speaker 1: enough that he might make it through. I say he
Speaker 1: will stick around for Tassia. Okay, I'm putting Ben under
Speaker 1: drunk because your favorite thing is ice baths, you'd be drinking. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think he's a murderer. Categories murder is the opposite
Speaker 1: of having a hot water. We have murderer categories. Were
Speaker 1: filling around our murderer, drunk, thirsty, Um, we have winning,
Speaker 1: we have Tasia like staying for Tassia, and then we
Speaker 1: have villain. Alright, so so far Ben is in the
Speaker 1: murderer category for Miles. Alright. Also like flying across country
Speaker 1: when you've never met someone like, yeah, that's what they're like. Yes,
Speaker 1: I've come all this, you know whatever I'm putting on.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm projecting my No, that's fine. I don't say
Speaker 1: under that that the person he saw met up with
Speaker 1: was never seen again. It's weirdly would include that sure
Speaker 1: is speaking of this guy looks like a weather man, Miles,
Speaker 1: will you please take Bennett who's thirty six year like
Speaker 1: Bennett is for sure lying about his age. But go ahead.
Speaker 1: You think he's like, um six, funk out of here,
Speaker 1: I'm thirty six If that motherfucker's thirty six, alright, it
Speaker 1: looks like an out of work Tom Cruise impersonator. Like
Speaker 1: when you're in the cabin Vegas and you see the
Speaker 1: Flaccard for like the best impersonator show in town, and
Speaker 1: they're like, he's Tom Cruise and a bunch of other
Speaker 1: generic goods. Had Hannah Ryan Murphy show, Yeah exactly. So yeah.
Speaker 1: In it, he says he's the total package. Oh check,
Speaker 1: great job, check, mature and ready to find his wife check. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Um so why is he single? Oh well, it's according
Speaker 1: to Bennett, he hasn't always been this successful and good looking. Actually,
Speaker 1: so he was from Atlanta. You went to Harvard. He's
Speaker 1: a financial planner. Yeah, he's like he's doing everything, has
Speaker 1: how he wants to. He does morning yoga. He walks
Speaker 1: the high line in his favorite Belgian loafers and Delicious Loafers.
Speaker 1: I lived in Atlanta. You don't walk the high line
Speaker 1: in loaf First. I know exactly who in New York. No,
Speaker 1: he's in Atlanta. No, yeah, I know Atlanta in New York,
Speaker 1: New York? Oh yeah, yeah, yes? Is he talking about
Speaker 1: the one in New York though? Anyway? Yea New York.
Speaker 1: He's thing is this is where he really gets good
Speaker 1: humidity at any level? Is it deal breaker for Bennett? Dry?
Speaker 1: Keep it dry? I don't even know what that mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in New York. He doesn't face mask. He takes a
Speaker 1: relaxing face mach is at the end of the day.
Speaker 1: And he hates golf. Yeah, he joined one of the
Speaker 1: fancy final clubs. Everybody he was in a social network,
Speaker 1: one of those do she at clubs of Harvard from
Speaker 1: the So this guy's a douche as a villain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a villain. And if you didn't write this, if
Speaker 1: you wrote this in sincerity, you are for sure a
Speaker 1: villain in a douche because this is the most comical
Speaker 1: bio we've read so far. Also, my guy basically he
Speaker 1: could have just wrote this bio and been like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm tired of masturbate into my Harvard diploma. It's time
Speaker 1: for me to get a warm lady body involved. He's
Speaker 1: like made like a plaster of pair He's rolled up
Speaker 1: his diploma and like get him plaster of Paris. And
Speaker 1: it's just has been like working it, just working it.
Speaker 1: I Anna, Europe, you're gonna be reading blow Blake Monar.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put thirsty for Blake Monar. Just looking at
Speaker 1: his photo the two name and he's a male grimming specialist.
Speaker 1: Take it, Tanna. He's from Phoenix, Arizona, probably Scottsdale. Uh.
Speaker 1: He grew up in oh He grew up Baseball was
Speaker 1: his life. But then two years into living out his
Speaker 1: boyhood dream of playing in the major leagues, a debilitating
Speaker 1: neuromuscular injury pushed him into retirement. That means he didn't
Speaker 1: leave the practice squad and forced him into trying to
Speaker 1: figure out what he really wanted in life. So his
Speaker 1: next move, he packed up his life and moved to
Speaker 1: Phoenix and now he owns and operates a cosmetic company,
Speaker 1: a bold move, they said, to move to pix. His
Speaker 1: idea of a romantic night includes cooking dinner and watching
Speaker 1: movies and sweatpants UM. And he doesn't have any pets,
Speaker 1: but he loves dog sitting. He's never left the tree.
Speaker 1: He loves to take his mom, and he loves pancakes.
Speaker 1: I think Blake Monar will for sure stick I think
Speaker 1: that Claire will like him, and I think that he
Speaker 1: will definitely stick around for Tassia. Tasha likes the two
Speaker 1: men's name, the two the two named men. Last year
Speaker 1: she was with UM was his name Paul Jones, John
Speaker 1: Paul Jones, three names. Blake Monar only has two. So
Speaker 1: if she liked John Paul Jones, she I think Tasha
Speaker 1: would be open to Blake Monar. He's given me European
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like he definitely smells good.
Speaker 1: He's going to keep the hair good. He's hot, little
Speaker 1: body on him and he knows how to show it.
Speaker 1: Real cute. He's giving me like, you know, professional thought
Speaker 1: here office place a thought and you know he's got
Speaker 1: the ground. Yeah, and you know what, I also think that, uh,
Speaker 1: it does bring me back to our first sweet a J.
Speaker 1: And I see that other people have better outfits and
Speaker 1: that means that A J's mom did did pick out
Speaker 1: that sweater and the first photo because other people are
Speaker 1: not in tan v nex So sorry, a J Okay,
Speaker 1: I will take um. Blake Moyne's all sweet guy. He's
Speaker 1: giving me what was what is the guy? He's giving
Speaker 1: me vibes of who is um? There's like a it's
Speaker 1: like a movie. It's a he's like a red monster
Speaker 1: and he's a man that plays it and he is um.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's like it's been a trilogy roby Ron Perlman.
Speaker 1: He's given me Non Perlman, Young Ron Perlman Blake Moyne.
Speaker 1: He's a twenty nine year old wildlife manager from Canada.
Speaker 1: She likes Canadians. He's no stranger to putting in the
Speaker 1: hard work to get what he wants in life. He
Speaker 1: studied every kind of wildlife management and he works outdoors.
Speaker 1: He has it all professionally, but personally he's at a crossroads.
Speaker 1: He hangs out with his friends um, but now his
Speaker 1: friends are married and he feels pressured to settle down
Speaker 1: and wife up. His dream woman is outdoorsy, beautiful and fun.
Speaker 1: He has a goofy side. He has self described potty mouth.
Speaker 1: I he loves the Ninja turtles, he loves pizza, he
Speaker 1: loves picnics. I feel that the guys are gonna love
Speaker 1: because what's fun about the Bachelorette is that there's a
Speaker 1: lot of romances. I feel that Blake is gonna be
Speaker 1: well liked in the house if he doesn't get cut
Speaker 1: on the first night. I feel like the guys are
Speaker 1: all going to be friends with Blake, and maybe Blake
Speaker 1: will get to go to Paradise one day and find
Speaker 1: the lady. I don't see it being Taitia or Claire Um,
Speaker 1: but he seems like a sweet pee. I think he's
Speaker 1: too sweet and pure for this franchise. Miles. Yeah, his
Speaker 1: eyes are like he looks like somebody who if you're
Speaker 1: a scammer, you're like, yes, they've arrived, Yeah, has arrived.
Speaker 1: But he's got Yeah. I mean he seems like somebody
Speaker 1: anyone who works with like endangered species has a good heart.
Speaker 1: I feel like, because that's not you don't do that
Speaker 1: for the checks. And although at the beginning when he
Speaker 1: said he was a wildlife manager, I thought maybe like
Speaker 1: Shamboo was one of his clients or something different times
Speaker 1: wildlife manager, but I think but he has yes, very
Speaker 1: kind like he almost you can tell he's Canadian from
Speaker 1: the photo. He's too sweet, he's better than us. And
Speaker 1: he's got shirt on, a nice thick shirt. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: got It's like, yeah, he has a thick shirt. That's practical, Lacy.
Speaker 1: Do you think he will make it past the first night?
Speaker 1: He's giving me Steve Irwin vibes. Yeah, yeah, like I
Speaker 1: tell you all I can say in Estralian next and
Speaker 1: his Lasa desk, but he's giving me Lisa desk and
Speaker 1: um he's giving me also like probably not good in bed,
Speaker 1: but we'll try. And then you could like teach him.
Speaker 1: He could be like to the left, Blake to the left,
Speaker 1: and you know he would really learn. I think he
Speaker 1: would learn. Um, I don't know. He looked like he
Speaker 1: might have a boby on him, so he might stay
Speaker 1: past the first night. Might be tall. He might be tall,
Speaker 1: sweet and built. Yeah yeah, tall energy. Okay, alright, so
Speaker 1: far I have as my murderer Ben and as my
Speaker 1: villain the loafer guy from Ben. It's okay, mild you're
Speaker 1: up with and I think that I just visually I
Speaker 1: have to say, even though he's young, Claire will like him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he looks like he looks like Hot Knive
Speaker 1: from Catfish from He's Cleveland and a real estate agent
Speaker 1: from Cleveland, Ohio. Oh, Brandon is an Italian stallion in
Speaker 1: the prime of his life. Okay, we get it. So
Speaker 1: he's definitely getting drunk the first yeah Brandon. So he says, yes,
Speaker 1: he's employed, living at the last few years as a
Speaker 1: real estate agent and model in New York City, but
Speaker 1: now says ready to head back to Cleveland, the Cleveland
Speaker 1: Burbs where he grew up and started family. He's from
Speaker 1: the Midwest. Yeah, within abs of an a list movie star.
Speaker 1: He's had trouble getting a date, but he loves older women,
Speaker 1: the most recent being thirty eight. His dream woman is
Speaker 1: someone who's uh, will never say no to going on
Speaker 1: a spontaneous adventure, etcetera, etcetera. Brandon has already said that
Speaker 1: he thinks Claire is beautiful. Is the only question now
Speaker 1: is what will Claire think of him. He loves being
Speaker 1: his own boss, has a phobia of dancing good. He
Speaker 1: does not fun good at all. Phobia and phobia of dancing.
Speaker 1: First admit he wore a way too much ed hardy
Speaker 1: back in the day. So I think if you're afraid
Speaker 1: of dancing, you probably want to drink a little bit
Speaker 1: to loosen up in a big group setting where you
Speaker 1: gotta perform. So that's why I felt when you lead
Speaker 1: off with Italian Stalion and you don't like dancing, I
Speaker 1: think you might be drinking. Okay, I'm like Stallion's book
Speaker 1: Baby where, Yeah, that's a really great do. I don't
Speaker 1: think he's gonna win. I do think the ladies are
Speaker 1: gonna like him. I do think he will stick around
Speaker 1: for Tassia. Yeah, for Tasia for sure. All right, I'm
Speaker 1: putting him on the Tatia pile. Um I'm having is
Speaker 1: so far a j and Brandon on the tast shape
Speaker 1: Tasia pile. I feel like there was somebody else. Um.
Speaker 1: He feels a little thirsty, but not He's almost too
Speaker 1: handsome to be The thirstiest ones are never this handsome, Anna,
Speaker 1: What do you have him on any pile? He you know?
Speaker 1: I think Claire will be into his looks, but I
Speaker 1: think that like it sounds like he's he's pretending to
Speaker 1: be loose, because what is a phobia of dancing? If not,
Speaker 1: you're a little uptight. I also don't believe him when
Speaker 1: he says he's into older women. I feel like he
Speaker 1: said that because he wanted to be on the Bachelorette
Speaker 1: and it happened to be an older bachelorette. I think
Speaker 1: he was just saying what he had to say. Well,
Speaker 1: he has a lot of unresolved issues because I forgot
Speaker 1: to read this part of the profile when it says
Speaker 1: that when he's dating someone he needs to see them
Speaker 1: happy and enjoying every moment of life, because life is
Speaker 1: too short not to like to say that you need
Speaker 1: so it's like you will participate in this illusion with
Speaker 1: me and we will not acknowledge this function in this relationship,
Speaker 1: like my parents did everything. There's no room for no
Speaker 1: double damn on that he said in the thing No
Speaker 1: Debbie Downers. So he's really like sad bitches. If you
Speaker 1: listen a lot of dough right, don't you don't? Yeah,
Speaker 1: or he's the type of dude he's like, oh I
Speaker 1: have a drinking problem. Yeah, Yeah, there's no there's a
Speaker 1: little gaslighting. There's gonna be a little there's no room
Speaker 1: for gray, there's no sadness. I feel gas like in
Speaker 1: the bio and I'm like, how I feel gaslate And
Speaker 1: I'm just reading no bio and I'm like, I guess
Speaker 1: I need to cheer up when I read your bio. Also,
Speaker 1: he said he didn't want to live in Cleveland, Ohio.
Speaker 1: You don't buy back to the suburb. I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put him on the liar category. I don't
Speaker 1: believe that he wants older women. I don't believe he
Speaker 1: wants to leave New York. He wants to be a model,
Speaker 1: he wants to come on this show. He wants to
Speaker 1: get Instagram followers so he doesn't have to do his
Speaker 1: like working for Corkoran real estate doing rentals and uh
Speaker 1: that's okay, lazy Europe with Brandon. Now, this guy gives
Speaker 1: me vibes of that French Canadian dude, Tanna, what's his name?
Speaker 1: This guy gives me ben Wad vibes and like that. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: they got so many of these little bees. Okay, Brendon
Speaker 1: is Yeah, he's giving me euro with these blueys. Hey Brandon, Okay, Zandie,
Speaker 1: are you in ways? Is he one of us? Um
Speaker 1: so Brendon Brendon says, Brendan is a sensitive soul who
Speaker 1: is ready to share his life with a special woman.
Speaker 1: After losing his dad at a young age, he knew
Speaker 1: his purpose in life was to be a father. After
Speaker 1: relocating to Los Angeles, Brendan decided to move back home
Speaker 1: to Massachusetts to work for the family roof in business
Speaker 1: and be closer to his family, especially his nieces and nephews,
Speaker 1: whom he can't get enough. In his free time, Brendon
Speaker 1: loves some good true crime, working out, hanging out with friends.
Speaker 1: Brendon is all about that initial attraction when he meets
Speaker 1: a woman. Loves to make a woman feel desired, and
Speaker 1: describes himself as a true romantic Brendan can juggle. That's
Speaker 1: his special skills. Brendon's real passion is coaching high school's basketball.
Speaker 1: Brendon's buddies from home call him be Money. Brendon's signature
Speaker 1: look is a turtleneck can now Brendon down an interesting one.
Speaker 1: He isn't a enigma, the turtle knau the be money juggling. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm from this part of the world, So let me
Speaker 1: just say it could go one way or the other.
Speaker 1: You could either get the great Massachusetts guy that's just
Speaker 1: like a funny, good guy and let's be money and
Speaker 1: he works at this des roof of good but he's like,
Speaker 1: are you freak kidding me? Like just like he's just
Speaker 1: a good guy. He's yeah, he's just from moth that
Speaker 1: he's tried to throw. He's like a nice fucking guy.
Speaker 1: Or the bad version of it is you get that
Speaker 1: douche that's on below deck that they don't film anymore
Speaker 1: because he was doing sex as the racist things, Pete.
Speaker 1: So you either get I'm gonna say it's probably not Pete.
Speaker 1: You're probably gonna get a good guy. He's like, you
Speaker 1: should be on the Bachelor. You're good look, ad guy,
Speaker 1: why did you come on? Be money? Let's like you
Speaker 1: love turtlenecks, Let's put you run. It's like, but what
Speaker 1: about the roofs? Still like the roofs will be here
Speaker 1: when you're gone, when you be here giving me that
Speaker 1: I don't know, b money is giving me. I'll be
Speaker 1: saying data on my free time. Um, and he's he's
Speaker 1: giving me. I would not date this man because he's
Speaker 1: giving me like emotional like well, locoster, I feel like
Speaker 1: if you get with this man, you don't know what's
Speaker 1: left from right and he probably can fuck good. Those
Speaker 1: are my thoughts. You know, he's lay the pipe. He
Speaker 1: does also work. He does also want to be famous.
Speaker 1: Because if you're from Milford and you walk in the
Speaker 1: family roofing company and you did try to move to
Speaker 1: l A and then move back, and a big move
Speaker 1: that you actually got out to l A and you
Speaker 1: had a like a leitsorce sub let here for a while,
Speaker 1: that's a big move getting out of Milford. Like he
Speaker 1: wants fame. And he was the hottest person in his
Speaker 1: high school and he thought he was going to l
Speaker 1: A and he was gonna tell the girls what was up.
Speaker 1: He was gonna be the o C on the river
Speaker 1: Dales and everything, and then he got his ass sent
Speaker 1: back home and then he found the Bachelor. Okay, and
Speaker 1: everybody knows the most famous thing out of Milford, Massachusetts
Speaker 1: is outcast valve oil. For anybody who plays a brass instrument,
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm gonna put him on the Tatia pile.
Speaker 1: I don't He might get drunk, but so far, I'm
Speaker 1: not seeing my drunk. I'm not seeing my winning, I'm
Speaker 1: not seeing my thirsty. Um. I think he'll try to
Speaker 1: stick around for tation because he's at the right age. Um. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: who is up? Tanna? Do you want to take Chason?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jason was almost named Brayson Clayson or Rayson.
Speaker 1: He was He was almost named Chase. He was almost
Speaker 1: named Chad. He was also named Brayson. With Jason, he
Speaker 1: looked like what he looks like what Donald Trump Jr.
Speaker 1: Thinks he looks like with a Snapchat filter on Oh
Speaker 1: my god, like he looks like the Snapchat filter version
Speaker 1: of Back in the Day Early Bachelor Andrew Firestone with
Speaker 1: a Snapchat filter to make Okay, Tanna, you're up. He's
Speaker 1: thirty one. I t account executive from San Diego. He
Speaker 1: grew up in the world of competitive swimming. Um. He
Speaker 1: wants to win the race for Claire's horror. He's an
Speaker 1: ultimate romantic. He's never been close to getting married, but
Speaker 1: hopes to one day have a long and happy marriage,
Speaker 1: similar to that of his parents, who have been together
Speaker 1: for thirty five years. He ended a two year toxic
Speaker 1: relationship with his coworker. Record scratch, I need to know
Speaker 1: more about that. Let's know, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You ended a toxic relationship with your coworker, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Well anyway, he says, he's right.
Speaker 1: He's ready to finally be in the right head space.
Speaker 1: Look at what he's look at, down at his little
Speaker 1: final three things. His nickname is Wolverine because, according to
Speaker 1: his friends, he recovers and heels quickly. Okay, he can't
Speaker 1: wait to get a Golden Doodle puppy one day. Oh
Speaker 1: just get it. It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1: Just if you want a puppy, go get a puppy.
Speaker 1: It might be that he's dumb, okay, because a golden doodle,
Speaker 1: you know how, they're all like really goofy and dumb
Speaker 1: and everyone's dog is basically just you know, an extension
Speaker 1: of themselves. And then that final thing. Uh. He once
Speaker 1: swam from San Francisco to Alcatraz only wearing a pink speedo. Okay, dangerous,
Speaker 1: that's sick. The self proclaimed adventure seeker, and people have
Speaker 1: considered him insane, right, all right. If I hear insane,
Speaker 1: I hear toxic relationship, I hear coworker, I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: him in a potential secret problem. Not a villain, but
Speaker 1: a problem. I'm putting him as a problem. Chason isn't
Speaker 1: my problem category. I think he would also stick around
Speaker 1: for Tassia. I don't think he's gonna win. I don't
Speaker 1: think he's gonna get cut, but I do think he's
Speaker 1: going to have his chance for love with two ladies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Tasha wouldn't want him, I hope. I don't think she's
Speaker 1: wanting any of these guys yet, but for sure, No,
Speaker 1: he he's also the thing is he's I think he's dangerous.
Speaker 1: He looks like somebody I would have gotten in fist
Speaker 1: fights with, like when I was younger. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: got like this thing where you can in his bio.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to articulate what his own needs
Speaker 1: or wants are in a relationship. Like it's very milk toast,
Speaker 1: like I like them. I like a mixture of beauty
Speaker 1: and brain. Awkward silence is because then I'm in my
Speaker 1: own head and that place is hell. Yeah, there's there's
Speaker 1: something behind those eyes that I don't I don't quite
Speaker 1: trust here. Next up, we have Chris, a twenty seven
Speaker 1: year old landscape design salesman. So he he sells the design.
Speaker 1: He doesn't sell the landscape. And he's not the designer.
Speaker 1: He's a landscape design salesman from Salt Lake City, Utah.
Speaker 1: You know he's doing the He doing landscaping. He just
Speaker 1: stressed that up. Okay, okay, so he is, Oh he
Speaker 1: works in landscaping. There you go. And he's hoping that
Speaker 1: he wants his relationship with Clear to bloom. His last
Speaker 1: serious relationship and it didn't heartbreak and he was unsure
Speaker 1: if he was meant for true love. Um, but now
Speaker 1: he's got his groove back. He wants a woman who's
Speaker 1: sharp and witty but easy going, which is not Claire.
Speaker 1: She's anything if not not easy going. She also was
Speaker 1: she must love to travel. He wants to travel to
Speaker 1: two hundred countries and he has a hundred and eighty
Speaker 1: to go before he's been to twenty countries. That's cool. Um.
Speaker 1: Asked to describe himself as a lover, he says, I
Speaker 1: like to think I'm good at what I do. Okay,
Speaker 1: um Um. He hopes to have three or four kids
Speaker 1: to have a minivan. Um, and he is the oldest
Speaker 1: of four kids, and they all have genius level. I
Speaker 1: cues he ran it as a child. He ran and
Speaker 1: operated a coffee shop on his parents front lawn. UM
Speaker 1: so he could buy himself an electric scooter. He loves
Speaker 1: camping and he won't go longer three days at a time. Um,
Speaker 1: he's a good guy. I see him as somebody going
Speaker 1: all the way to paradise. I see him as being
Speaker 1: hot and paradise. I do think he'll make a throutatious season.
Speaker 1: I don't see him winning either or being that. Um.
Speaker 1: He might get in fights with guys that are the dicks.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like he would go stand up to
Speaker 1: a dick and be like, dude, you've been a dick,
Speaker 1: you know. But like, I don't see him being the
Speaker 1: problem maker. You think he's gonna get cut I think
Speaker 1: he's gonna be Okay, he's young. I don't It's like
Speaker 1: he's talking about genius level. I q s like you're
Speaker 1: leaving with that or like that's a big part of
Speaker 1: your identity. I wonder like if he's gonna have that,
Speaker 1: Like he looks down at Claire like you know how
Speaker 1: sometimes the dudes turn toxic on like the woman to
Speaker 1: be like you know, honestly, because like I was actually
Speaker 1: looking for something like on my level and this clearly
Speaker 1: isn't even and I'm surprised for actually eleven years older
Speaker 1: than me and like actually like I'm a genius. So that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's gonna if he's gonna turn
Speaker 1: Did you do Jojo? Did you do Joe? Joe's goat
Speaker 1: season with us? And when that guy got real condescend
Speaker 1: Caitlin's go season when that guy talked to her like
Speaker 1: she was dumb, you're right he might pull that all right, Um, Miles,
Speaker 1: why don't you read Dale, who I think will do
Speaker 1: well because he's a former pro football wide receiver and
Speaker 1: they women love professional athletes that have retired. Can I
Speaker 1: just make know a lot of these who say they're
Speaker 1: former athletes. Professional ones usually have never left the practice squad.
Speaker 1: That's right. In our research, we have always learned that
Speaker 1: they are not always actually on the field, unless you're
Speaker 1: Clay Clay, Remember Clay, the one that sounds like yes, um, okay,
Speaker 1: you're you know he's got He's got the smokey Robinson
Speaker 1: with the hot Snapchat filter face going on. Dale he
Speaker 1: is a small town boy with big dreams of making
Speaker 1: an impact in the world. His mother passed away when
Speaker 1: he was young, but before her death, Dale says he
Speaker 1: she taught him to always follow his passions and nothing
Speaker 1: is impossible. And he played dad died, Claire's dad died.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, and do you want? Oh? He played
Speaker 1: you want basketball? D one football spent four years in
Speaker 1: the NFL before stepping away to have a career in
Speaker 1: consulting for sports wellness. He's doing, He's doing, He's living
Speaker 1: his best life. When Dale is feeling passionate, he doesn't
Speaker 1: like to hold back. He's looking for a woman who
Speaker 1: won't be turned off by his intensity. Okay, Claire is intense. Um.
Speaker 1: One thing he has not been mastered yet is patients.
Speaker 1: I don't like his turn to make a move for
Speaker 1: will he wait to be able to wait to make
Speaker 1: his move or not. He loves Oprah. He's very competitive.
Speaker 1: His favorite game is hungry Hungry Hippos. He's an a
Speaker 1: baschador for the Special Olympics, and his favorite indulgence is
Speaker 1: a good martini in a perfectly cooked steak. He is
Speaker 1: gotta be top five. He is in. He is a contender.
Speaker 1: He's the first contender. I feel that we've met. He
Speaker 1: has a dead parent, he was in the NFL. He
Speaker 1: has ambitions. Um, he's super horny. Um, she's horny. And
Speaker 1: Williford Roofer has a dead parent too, yep has and um,
Speaker 1: he loves Special Olympics and he's a man. He likes
Speaker 1: martini and a steak. I'm gonna say I'm putting her
Speaker 1: now down. I'm putting Dale right now in the running
Speaker 1: as a winner. Um. He doesn't seem like and he
Speaker 1: feels like an alpha. I'm putting him as a contender.
Speaker 1: So feels like the first contender. Do you agree? I
Speaker 1: do be because he I can already see like his
Speaker 1: like first talking head package where he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I know how to handle pressure. I've been a I've
Speaker 1: been a situation with a lot of competitive guys. I've
Speaker 1: played d one of sports. I've been in the NFL,
Speaker 1: so this is like not a new environment for me.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like he's that's how he's going to
Speaker 1: be operating. Yes, he he had on paper, has good things.
Speaker 1: So I see him going far. I don't know quite
Speaker 1: yet if he's ringing all the bells, but I don't
Speaker 1: see him going out early. How old is he again? Okay,
Speaker 1: so he's a little young, but I feel like he's
Speaker 1: definitely a contender. Lazy alright, dear, oh, do you think
Speaker 1: he's an Yeah? I mean, just from what you said
Speaker 1: about her, I'm gonna say yes, specially look at him
Speaker 1: a little bit. Okay, Okay, great, um okay. Damar Miss
Speaker 1: lazy zmar Haney. Damar is twenty six. He's a spen
Speaker 1: cycling instructor r at years old, Damar is ready to
Speaker 1: find his wife and it's diligently on the hunt. He
Speaker 1: likes meeting new people, exploring local restaurants, and sipping on
Speaker 1: fresh cocktails from the local board. Sociable in Damar's life
Speaker 1: is his passion for spin that should not be okay.
Speaker 1: He is a very popular spin instructor. Oh Instagram, ho honey.
Speaker 1: He's a very popular spin instructor in scott Stale and
Speaker 1: says that he can get on that bike and spin
Speaker 1: to any be thrown his way. Tomorrow works hard and
Speaker 1: wants a woman who will be able to appreciate his
Speaker 1: appetite for success. In Spain, you can put in spin,
Speaker 1: but he might as well have so much. Born and
Speaker 1: only child to two loving parents, Damar is very close
Speaker 1: to both of his parents and hopes to find a
Speaker 1: woman who will join him and his mama on the
Speaker 1: Starbucks coffee dates and get into action. When he shoots
Speaker 1: hoops with his daddy, his infectious energy will captivate the
Speaker 1: room that he's in, and he's hoping that's an advantage.
Speaker 1: When he arrives infectious energy, he's like his far power
Speaker 1: gets all the those looking clear gravitated towards him off
Speaker 1: the battle. Will she send him home? Look at these things?
Speaker 1: This is thirst day and the first one. Tomar's dream
Speaker 1: job has been to be a DJ on the Loss Vegas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm putting in a thirsty on the ones and wos
Speaker 1: like from the Yeah. Damar writes poetry at his spare time,
Speaker 1: so he wants to be a rapper, but wouldn't consider
Speaker 1: himself a poet by any means. He's gonna try to
Speaker 1: be a rapper. Denver is one of DeMar's favorite cities
Speaker 1: in the United States, and when he goes skiing or
Speaker 1: snowboarding for the first time, he wants it to be there.
Speaker 1: DeMar's wine of choices Cabernet seven young is that supposed
Speaker 1: to be fancy? I can say your favorite wine of choice,
Speaker 1: and then I'd be like specific. He was like, my
Speaker 1: favorite wine of choices read yeah, I like the cotton
Speaker 1: with alcohol and and and it's liquid. No boxes for me.
Speaker 1: The bottle um I put in Jamar. So it's so far.
Speaker 1: I have Murderer, been Thirsty, Tamar winning Dale right now,
Speaker 1: Tesia has Brandon a j uh Blake Manner, Brandon and
Speaker 1: Chason and the Villain. It's so far Bennett and Chasten.
Speaker 1: I have Damar on Thursday. I mean I have Dale
Speaker 1: on Thirsty too. Something about boards management stuff. I was like, uh, Tanna,
Speaker 1: do you want to take the next gentleman? Yes, sir, easy, oh, yes, easy,
Speaker 1: easy all right? Um twenty nine sports marketing agent Newport
Speaker 1: beach Um. He's a great catch and with a smile
Speaker 1: that lights up a room. He has a great career
Speaker 1: and a fun personality, and he's the total package. He
Speaker 1: played for the NFL for four years, practice squad to
Speaker 1: shift gears and move into the marketing side of sports,
Speaker 1: where he has a very successful career as an agent. Okay,
Speaker 1: and he he let's see he dreams of world domination. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's He says he's much more focused on his personal
Speaker 1: life now and he's ready to find his queen. And
Speaker 1: he's a hopeless romantic and he's looking for a woman
Speaker 1: to be the other half of his power couple. Um
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like I mean Claire could be a power
Speaker 1: couple couple, but I I don't really see it. Uh.
Speaker 1: And he hypes himself up more than better than anyone else.
Speaker 1: He hates insects, especially ones that fly. Who he is
Speaker 1: not gonna want to cooking too? Um miss to be
Speaker 1: to own the New York Yankees. Okay's dream too. He's
Speaker 1: seen every episode of Grey's Anatomy. Huh. I mean I
Speaker 1: feel like Easy's a contender again the sports agent thing?
Speaker 1: You don't think so? And why he's a guy on
Speaker 1: all the day of lip ball. He looked like he
Speaker 1: went down to the swap beating at that lip ball.
Speaker 1: That's a oil that you get in the hair store,
Speaker 1: but when you check him out, it's giving me very oil.
Speaker 1: It's a Thursday. Is this a thirst situation? He's not
Speaker 1: as thirsty as others. Others are thirsty, is parched, but
Speaker 1: I will say that easy could use a drink. So
Speaker 1: I'm throwing him on Thursday. Okay, al right, Next up
Speaker 1: we have ed ed is it already? Six year old?
Speaker 1: Healthcare salesman? So he sees like he sells pills. Um.
Speaker 1: He's from Miami. After dating around being single for the
Speaker 1: last year, he's finally in a place mentally, professionally, finding
Speaker 1: his soul made a priority. He's looking for a woman
Speaker 1: whose natural beauty without looking overly fake. Isn't for women
Speaker 1: who can joke around to be playful. He'd love to
Speaker 1: find someone um to enjoy one of his many hobbies
Speaker 1: like kayaking or paddle boy. Um. Alright, loving relationship. He
Speaker 1: is serious about getting married and uh he hopes to
Speaker 1: never be single again. His biggest trod on as a
Speaker 1: woman with beautiful eyes. He loves all inclusive resorts. He's
Speaker 1: bad at multitasking and planning ahead. I don't think this
Speaker 1: guy's Can I say one thing for Miles. I heard
Speaker 1: on a different podcast someone said this Ed is giving
Speaker 1: them Big Ed vibes from that from nineties, because okay, okay,
Speaker 1: looks like he looks like Big and he also looks
Speaker 1: like Frank Stallone. Okay, were like, it's such. I mean
Speaker 1: he's already out the door like it. I feel like
Speaker 1: when he gets out, like, no, get back in, get
Speaker 1: back in the car, just get right back in, sir. No,
Speaker 1: he's not. He's not making it through the first night,
Speaker 1: and I am sorry. I feel bad for him that
Speaker 1: I could already say, like you, this isn't I don't
Speaker 1: think this is for you. It also say that Ed
Speaker 1: has been scorned. So Ed lives in Miami, and listen,
Speaker 1: there's plenty of bad bitch in Miami who's gone to
Speaker 1: dr Miami and got their lips, they asked their hips, etcetera.
Speaker 1: He don't dated a bunch of those, and he's done
Speaker 1: taking them the sandals and they did him like the
Speaker 1: city girl a free vacation and then left as that's
Speaker 1: what he was like, No, overly done. Yeah, what is
Speaker 1: he talking about? Yes, you're absolutely right. He loves it
Speaker 1: all inclusive. You're right, and he's gone for the gals
Speaker 1: to have the new they got them titties and going
Speaker 1: around and then you're right, they got the all inclusive
Speaker 1: and they were like, I made it through. I needed
Speaker 1: a breathe or thank you ed. I did it like
Speaker 1: three times and that's that any funny thing to tell people.
Speaker 1: And I do love all inclusive vacations like nobody. That's
Speaker 1: why don't got no neck no more. He doesn't stuck
Speaker 1: it out for bit just too many times. All right,
Speaker 1: up next, Miles, you're taking garon or from nohow. He's
Speaker 1: already a winner in my floor, even though he looks
Speaker 1: like somebody who was like an extra on the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Show. Brother. Yeah, so, Garen is a good old
Speaker 1: floor to boy. Described himself as an extrovert by nature.
Speaker 1: He loves his job teaching journalism at USC and takes
Speaker 1: ray pride in shaping the minds of future television reporters
Speaker 1: as most regient relationship taught him a lot about love.
Speaker 1: He's an optimist. He now realizes he needs to go
Speaker 1: through heartbreak in order to learn what type of love
Speaker 1: he wants for his future now he's ready to go
Speaker 1: for it. He wants a queen by his side so
Speaker 1: you can have a family. He wants a woman who
Speaker 1: has her own goals to focus on, but can also
Speaker 1: be a companion and support him in his life. He
Speaker 1: loves to make sure people around him are having a
Speaker 1: good time and are happy. Uh. He studied abroad in
Speaker 1: Ghana and he said it was the best trip of
Speaker 1: his life. He'll be the first to admit he has
Speaker 1: trouble with punctuality, don't we all, brother and Garrett. He
Speaker 1: spends his free time planning and hosting a local concert
Speaker 1: series and loves to get the party started. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't see either of these women picking this gentleman.
Speaker 1: I don't see you. He has boyface, yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: got like a dad vibe, like boyface dad styling. He's
Speaker 1: wearing a blazer. Yeah, he's a blazer. It's not like
Speaker 1: daddy vibes. He's got dad like actual liked from the
Speaker 1: sitcom by Yeah. Yeah, it's not my father father. I
Speaker 1: could see like the NBC logo next to his face
Speaker 1: and this fall you know whatever? The alright, lazy, you're
Speaker 1: up with? Ivan? I even I even and let me
Speaker 1: get back Okay, So Ivan Haney, I think he's definitely
Speaker 1: gonna stay from Tashon and this from this photo, so
Speaker 1: I yeah, he's Ivan. It's twenty eight. He's an aeronautical
Speaker 1: Injean meyor man. He's from Dallas, Texas. What's up? Shout
Speaker 1: out to my home city? Um? So Ivan says. Ivan
Speaker 1: is no average joe. In fact, some may say he's
Speaker 1: got it all movie star looks, a loving, supportive family
Speaker 1: and a seriously cool job building jets for the US military. Ladies,
Speaker 1: how is this man still sack all? Ivan was born
Speaker 1: in Chicago but grew up in Playing Texas and think,
Speaker 1: okay do I no? Ivan? Because with the same Aide
Speaker 1: told On he's very He's very close with his mom
Speaker 1: and says he talks to her every day after making
Speaker 1: a point to have fun and enjoying the single life
Speaker 1: in his mid twenties. I haven't said he's ready for
Speaker 1: his bachelor days are behind him, excuse me, and he's
Speaker 1: time for him to settle down and Claire. Ivan is
Speaker 1: hoping to find someone who is not only beautiful and nurturing,
Speaker 1: but also smart and ambitious. Nur ten years older, nurturing, nurturing.
Speaker 1: He talks to his mom every day. Nurturing, nurturing. Intelligence
Speaker 1: is a huge afrodisiac for Avan, and nothing turns him
Speaker 1: on more like getting into a spirited debate with a
Speaker 1: woman that he loved. We hope Claire is ready, because
Speaker 1: I haven't just coming in. I haven't favorite foods. I
Speaker 1: always wait a minute, I have. His favorite foods always
Speaker 1: come from his mom's Filipino cooking, throwing his mom and again,
Speaker 1: Ivan is a recovered so rock enthusiasts looked at that
Speaker 1: through your eyes, we got puffy in the building. I
Speaker 1: was like, that's a fun way to put recovering alcolic recovery.
Speaker 1: I don't recovered ry freedom. Ivan loved hi in cars
Speaker 1: and wants to run his own exotic car Rental Cup
Speaker 1: one day. So I haven't tough Filipino. Listen, I love Lumpia,
Speaker 1: you know, Oh yeah, I might. Actually he's cute. I
Speaker 1: haven't gonna get horny for Tasha. He's gonna stay for
Speaker 1: ta Ain't nothing going to happen with him and Claire.
Speaker 1: And he just said his whole m O is fucking
Speaker 1: in fighting too, and fighting and fighting and fucking and fighting.
Speaker 1: Don't this show because that's what they need because you
Speaker 1: usually like, I feel like you get far when like
Speaker 1: you're like, I can't believe you did that to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they and then they make up. I think
Speaker 1: Ivan might have a shot, even though he builds a
Speaker 1: you know, killer machines. But yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 1: Ivan's Claire's tight. I don't know. Having much time, I
Speaker 1: think he's too young. I think he's She also likes
Speaker 1: an alpha like she like although although her ben Wat
Speaker 1: was not an alfa, I'm I guess I'm didn't. She
Speaker 1: also like Jared on Paradise Tanna pared. Didn't she go
Speaker 1: after Jared and she was pissed? And didn't they go
Speaker 1: like Bungee Joe bang like in the King Hall. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're up with Jason who I feel like Claire were
Speaker 1: like because he's another former pro football player. I feel
Speaker 1: like this is her lane of the highway. Give her
Speaker 1: a former pro football player, all right, let's see. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he prides himself. I'm having fun wherever he goes. He
Speaker 1: had to leave playing the NFL. He had way too much.
Speaker 1: He had way too many concussions and prior to prioritize
Speaker 1: his health political. Um, he left the NBA and lost
Speaker 1: a hundred twenty pounds and he started a career in
Speaker 1: i T staffing and solutions. My count in twenty pounds
Speaker 1: is a lot to loose. Was alignment. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: a big guy. Is he still carrying it emotionally? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like when you get a lot of concussions that
Speaker 1: that can be hard, like emotional. Yeah. And he apparently
Speaker 1: likes to spend his time visiting historical monuments or going kayaking.
Speaker 1: I love suck off of racist died here in Gettysburg.
Speaker 1: He had no business. He's definitely got Confederate flags and yeah,
Speaker 1: you're absolutely vir that's why a big personality. No he
Speaker 1: to racists, Yeah, No, he loves animals. He would open
Speaker 1: his home to every dog on the planet that needed one.
Speaker 1: And he's the first guy on the dance floor when
Speaker 1: it's time for the electric slide. And he likes to
Speaker 1: free coffee in bed, which I feel that Claire my life.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put him on the Claire pile. Claire may
Speaker 1: just see, Claire may just see like former football. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put him on the clear pilot. He cannot
Speaker 1: stick around for Tassia. No. Could you imagine though, he
Speaker 1: but he's one of those white guys who's been in
Speaker 1: so many locker rooms with black dudes that he's kind
Speaker 1: of he's got he's kind of got the cook out pass.
Speaker 1: So he's already like, no, like, I'm not actually faking,
Speaker 1: I'm not faking the funk man. I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying I don't believe that he could be that person.
Speaker 1: But it would be a perfect script if that's what
Speaker 1: was actually going on with him, because everything and my
Speaker 1: body says, I don't want to I don't even want
Speaker 1: to share uber with this man. But I would hope
Speaker 1: that I was wrong. I would say that if his
Speaker 1: personality trains weren't drinks coffee and bit and likes to
Speaker 1: go to an electric an electric slide like the first
Speaker 1: guy with the electric slide. That's not no, you never
Speaker 1: know the week now the electric slide is we do
Speaker 1: like to do it to candy. And it's a black
Speaker 1: tradition about that guy that he's probably doing. He's probably
Speaker 1: like it's electric that guy, that guy I don't the
Speaker 1: guy that's going to monuments on the weekend. You don't
Speaker 1: want him first on the Okay, Tanna, you're up with
Speaker 1: ja Jay let me? Oh yeah, he's giving me Evan
Speaker 1: of Carly and Evan vibes. Uh yeah. He's a fitness
Speaker 1: director from Fort Lauderdale, Florida. He owns and operates his
Speaker 1: own personal training center. Um. He says that, oh no,
Speaker 1: he wants a woman that he could be a percent
Speaker 1: himself with and says the perfect date is one filled
Speaker 1: with adventures followed by good wine in meaningful conversation. When
Speaker 1: he falls in love, he falls unconditionally stage uh. He says,
Speaker 1: if you're someone who can't put down your phone for
Speaker 1: more than five minutes, then you are not the person.
Speaker 1: Get him out, not interested? Don't not having a phone now?
Speaker 1: And then he says, every song Drake puts out is
Speaker 1: a banger. Another red flag. Here's a here's a third
Speaker 1: red flag coming out. Here's a third red flag. He
Speaker 1: doesn't like to go to hot spots or clubs because
Speaker 1: he hates paying a cover church. What do you ship? Pat? Um?
Speaker 1: Hey only cover chards. Let's be real. If you're not
Speaker 1: going he does said he spent a lot of his
Speaker 1: allowance growing up on clothes from a drink. He loves
Speaker 1: Duke basketball. He wears Abercrombie and fish. He probably Patriots.
Speaker 1: You know what's all so bad about this guy is
Speaker 1: this is the guy that when you're a good woman
Speaker 1: and you're tired of men running over you, you you probably
Speaker 1: date this son of a bitch because you're like, you
Speaker 1: know what, he seems like a nice guy and then
Speaker 1: he's a asshole and basshole, Hi asshole. All right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna take a break and up right back. I don't
Speaker 1: know about you, but things are getting so hot in here.
Speaker 1: I think I gotta take break and we're back, and
Speaker 1: we're back with Jeremy and you guys. Jeremy's coming in
Speaker 1: hot with the frosted tips. He's a forty rank kirk
Speaker 1: and he gotta blow out. He went down to dry
Speaker 1: bar and I said, blow it out. Put on the diffuse,
Speaker 1: all right, give me the blowjob. I am at forty
Speaker 1: years old. Jeremy is the oldest contestant ever to come
Speaker 1: onto the Bachelorette example, and he says he's feeling the
Speaker 1: pressure to finally settle down. His eyes are dead with
Speaker 1: that smile, he does not look like he wants to
Speaker 1: be there. Not that he's not been trying, but he
Speaker 1: says that d d c s will type a women
Speaker 1: that he doesn't get along with. So ambitious women need
Speaker 1: not imply ladies, you need to be more passive get pregnant. Jeremen.
Speaker 1: He's been in too serious relationships ever. He thought he
Speaker 1: would marry them, and both times they broke his heart.
Speaker 1: So um, never wanted to stay down for long. He
Speaker 1: believes that the third times a charm. The perfect woman
Speaker 1: is cute, easy going, and funny a k not that ambitious.
Speaker 1: He loves bold woman who aren't afraid to challenge him
Speaker 1: when the opportunity presents itself. Um. He gives back when
Speaker 1: he's not working at his fancy bank job. He loves
Speaker 1: volunteering and he mentors children with disabilities. Okay, so he's sweet.
Speaker 1: He has a lot in common with Claire. The two
Speaker 1: of them could really go the distance. Um. He loves
Speaker 1: that even though she talks to Raccoon's, he can't wait
Speaker 1: to get in on the conversation. He developed a love
Speaker 1: her painting or in the quarantine he tell himself how
Speaker 1: to ruler blade. He hates Instagram models, both male and female.
Speaker 1: He's looking for love, not Instagram followers. His love language
Speaker 1: is witty, banter, and Halloween's his favorite holiday because he
Speaker 1: likes to geek out on haunted attractions. Jeremy, I think
Speaker 1: it's not gonna, not gonna shine. I don't see him
Speaker 1: making it far. I see him maybe getting quietly drunk
Speaker 1: on the first night. I'm gonna put him as a
Speaker 1: drunk on the first night, Jeremy. Who's wrong with him? Also?
Speaker 1: The I love that he was like, I love a
Speaker 1: woman who can challenge me when it's appropriate. Ok. When
Speaker 1: I say you can challenge me never. This just grosses
Speaker 1: me the whole. I hate. I hate anybody who hates
Speaker 1: on anybody else. He's a yes, he hates strong women.
Speaker 1: He's forty in single, which I'm sorry. If you're a
Speaker 1: woman and you're forty and single, you actually could be
Speaker 1: a great woman if you're a man who's forty and
Speaker 1: single and your wife didn't die and're a big bus
Speaker 1: crashing wrong with you? Yes, yes, yes, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: he's a no goes on? All right, you're up miles
Speaker 1: with Joe. Okay, we've got Joe thirty six, and it's
Speaker 1: theseologists from New York City paging Dr Joe. We have
Speaker 1: a bachelorette meeting to waiting to meet you and now
Speaker 1: let's see after spending most of fighting coronavirus on the
Speaker 1: front lines in New York city's too good for us? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we should have stopped there and the show and I
Speaker 1: don't even want to waste my breath. You'd be critical
Speaker 1: of this man or have his biggest turn offs, though,
Speaker 1: I will say he's someone who litters man. He's just
Speaker 1: a good person. He loves to spend his weekend searching
Speaker 1: for the best waves to serve. That makes sense training
Speaker 1: for a Triathlon's favorite childhood game is scrabble, so he's
Speaker 1: literate and says that the best trip you ever took
Speaker 1: with a ten weeks solo trip to Central America. So
Speaker 1: he's fine in his own head and independence. Okay, because
Speaker 1: I hope he stays for Tasia. Yeah, be shocked by that.
Speaker 1: I am fascinating though, that he went that extra button
Speaker 1: on button in his photo. Like I mentioned that that anesthesiologist.
Speaker 1: He was like, let's just do one more. Let's short.
Speaker 1: I think he has a good body. I think he's
Speaker 1: on the shorter side. He said that dating profiles haven't
Speaker 1: been kind to him on my dating which means that
Speaker 1: he must have a height in the bio and the
Speaker 1: girls are swiping right because he was He was voted
Speaker 1: one of the top twenty most eligible doctors in New
Speaker 1: York City. New York City is cut a bit when
Speaker 1: it comes to dating. You're right, he's got to be short,
Speaker 1: and he's probably like five six or something. Women are like,
Speaker 1: I hope he's sorry. Joe. I love that you're selfless
Speaker 1: and like you've held the hands of dying COVID patients,
Speaker 1: but like, I kind of need someone who's taller than
Speaker 1: five nights. He's so cute. Oh, poor love you. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna do a new category which is just
Speaker 1: better than us, like better than this and you know what,
Speaker 1: and the world is unkind and the world is a
Speaker 1: garbage fire sometimes and Joe, you're better than this world,
Speaker 1: and uh, you know what. Maybe he'll make it to
Speaker 1: Paradise and he'll find his Carly. There's sometimes if I
Speaker 1: hope that he is enough of his storyline to be
Speaker 1: able to make it to Paradise to find the right
Speaker 1: one for him, because he seems like a he seems
Speaker 1: like a cat. I think now though, being like having
Speaker 1: all these opportunities like being on eligible bachelor lists, still
Speaker 1: being single, getting through COVID and having having these desires.
Speaker 1: He may come to fucking play though, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know he's gonna be like, Oh, don't get me fucked up. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was on the front line, but I need to
Speaker 1: fuck and get married. Fucking eat somebody's face off. You
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm seeing everything. You're absolutely right because
Speaker 1: sometimes the smarties. We had a contestant on Paradise who
Speaker 1: during his season is the smart He like helped found
Speaker 1: Venmo and he was like a shy sweetie pie and
Speaker 1: then he like fucked his way around Paradise like he
Speaker 1: had some these smarties have like seemed to blow off
Speaker 1: on the horn department and like because also the women
Speaker 1: in Paradise realized these are really like these guys are catches.
Speaker 1: Like these guys have jobs, they're nice, they're smart, like,
Speaker 1: so it would be like valued in Paradise. I think
Speaker 1: if he can get to Paradise, he can suck his
Speaker 1: way around Sily to Mexico, and he can do that
Speaker 1: long of a trip alone in Central America. That means
Speaker 1: is probably very personalble He probably was making friends along
Speaker 1: the way, yeah, or he's a murderer. Either murder. All right,
Speaker 1: you are lazy with Jordan's ce. Jordan's ce all right,
Speaker 1: Jordan has got some glasses on and looks like he's
Speaker 1: about to do description. But yes, he s said the
Speaker 1: glasses glass and honey. So Jordan's is six. He's a
Speaker 1: software account executive free okay, so he got an entry
Speaker 1: level job. Maybe maybe he got a manage a position.
Speaker 1: He put too many descriptions, so he said. Anyone who
Speaker 1: says glass, oh wait, what he was gonna come for
Speaker 1: the glasses this first sentences. Anyone who said glasses aren't
Speaker 1: sexy clearly hasn't met Jordan's So when Jordan's c was
Speaker 1: eight years old, his father suddenly passed away and Jordan
Speaker 1: became the man of the house. Responsibility he took very
Speaker 1: seriously at the time and does to the stage. Jordan
Speaker 1: see his boot a great life from self working hard
Speaker 1: in the software business, and now all he needs is
Speaker 1: someone to and just it will live. His perfect woman
Speaker 1: will have a smile that's contagious like Covid. Well, he
Speaker 1: didn't say Covid. I added that we'll accomforted him to
Speaker 1: the gym and will spend hours with him on the
Speaker 1: couch watching Jim Carrot movies. Just like Jordan's C stepped
Speaker 1: into the role of the man of the house, he
Speaker 1: is ready to step into the role of the husband.
Speaker 1: The only thing that may get in his way as
Speaker 1: his older sister, who's a bit who says, I want
Speaker 1: a hometown, I want a hometown. I want to meet
Speaker 1: this meet the sister. He says. His sister has never
Speaker 1: liked any girlfriend that he brought home. He says that
Speaker 1: she's just protective of him, but we can't wait to
Speaker 1: see what she thinks of Claire. She will not like Claire.
Speaker 1: Jordan CE dreams of having a dog. Maybe Mad you're
Speaker 1: dreaming of a dog, may just go to the pound.
Speaker 1: Even if you offered him a million dollars. Jordan's C
Speaker 1: would not go swimming with sharks. Never gonna happen. Jordan
Speaker 1: C would love to learn how to sauce the dance. Jordan,
Speaker 1: your goals and dreams are very dry. A dollar and dance, yes,
Speaker 1: Jordan's sisters just him in a wig. If Jordan's got
Speaker 1: different glasses, he's like if her man who was doubling
Speaker 1: down on his glasses. If he just had a glasses makeover,
Speaker 1: like if we sent Tan from Queer Eye to get
Speaker 1: Jordan's some new frames. Jordan's is like kind of a
Speaker 1: catch I just needed to, but it burns my type.
Speaker 1: He seems borrying, and I love a man who's just
Speaker 1: gonna be at home when I get home, we have
Speaker 1: the food cooked. Inspiration is a dog worship me. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, maybe next year you can get a dog, Jordan, Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: work the middle tonight. If I can get the dog
Speaker 1: right next year doesn't mean he'd be like, hey, hey Lacy,
Speaker 1: Hey Lacy, somebody stop me. Oh God, I'm smoking. Do
Speaker 1: not go in there. I can't be with Jordan again,
Speaker 1: all right. I think Jordan is going to stick around
Speaker 1: for Tasia. Um so I'm gonna put Jordan on the
Speaker 1: Tasha pile. And I feel that Jordan would make it
Speaker 1: to Paradise, but would be too sweet to thrive in Paradise.
Speaker 1: And I feel that he would not be fucking like
Speaker 1: that other gentleman who's gonna be humping around Paradise, which
Speaker 1: is the better than us. Joe will be humping around
Speaker 1: Paradise Jordan's I don't think we'll be humping around parents.
Speaker 1: Jordan focks, I'm getting the jan Okay, glasses are distraction.
Speaker 1: They make you think he's like nice and sweet, and
Speaker 1: the next thing you know, he's on top of you. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: I mean I hope so for his sake, I hope
Speaker 1: I want to get him new glasses just like these.
Speaker 1: The one thing is when they allude to his sister
Speaker 1: like that, is that ever key like a clue that
Speaker 1: we will meet this person? Waste well, they waste the
Speaker 1: sentences and something like this. I hope that he gets
Speaker 1: to Tassia's top three and that the sister gets sent
Speaker 1: into the bubble. I hope she gets sent into the
Speaker 1: bubble of like Kinta and we get to see the
Speaker 1: sister coming and like like why allude to this if
Speaker 1: it weren't like because I can see it happening, Like oh,
Speaker 1: like that the thing you talk about is like Jordan's Okay,
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna say Jordan might make it pretty far
Speaker 1: with Tassia that I'm gonna say, we're gonna get a
Speaker 1: hometown so we can meet his sister. Stir with Kasia,
Speaker 1: what is going on with his hair? Like I know
Speaker 1: Jordan is black somewhat and he's like me. You know,
Speaker 1: he's one of the like we put you off balance
Speaker 1: where you're like, but I mean, I know, but what
Speaker 1: his hair? What hair miles were you putting? Were you putting?
Speaker 1: Got to be jailed in your hair like this? Uh yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you know, a little es girl tried. It didn't work
Speaker 1: out like I thought it would, but I think, well
Speaker 1: know because at that point I just had a fade
Speaker 1: because my ship was so wavy and I didn't know
Speaker 1: how to fucking do my own hair properly, so I
Speaker 1: just had it. I kept it low. Like Jordan is
Speaker 1: giving me a white man hairstyle. So I wonder what
Speaker 1: that means because it's not even giving me like a mix.
Speaker 1: You know, you you get a little curl going, or
Speaker 1: you get a fade going. He's that's a white guy
Speaker 1: hair gel that's working like in he's working in like
Speaker 1: I t in an office park somewhere. Yeah. I'm guessing
Speaker 1: his daddy was the black one. So yeah, we'll see
Speaker 1: if he smells like ax body spray to probably who
Speaker 1: read did you you read Jordan's lazy? Right? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: so all right, so Jordan m Tanna, you're up, all right,
Speaker 1: Jordan's M, cyber security engineer from Santa Monica. He's a
Speaker 1: towering six ft and eight inches. Oh, he's a big boy. Um.
Speaker 1: He moved to Santa Monica to get a change of scenery. Uh.
Speaker 1: He says he loves to have fun, um, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't have the same priorities as people as his at
Speaker 1: his age. They all seem to be looking for the
Speaker 1: next best thing. But Jordan M is truly ready for
Speaker 1: relationship and he spends most of his free time hiking,
Speaker 1: going to the beach, staying creative. He likes to write
Speaker 1: poetry and he competes in hacking competitions o um. And
Speaker 1: he says he's single because he hasn't met a woman
Speaker 1: with enough debt. Don't blame the women with enough debt. Um,
Speaker 1: I've got some debt for you. He says he very
Speaker 1: attracted to Claire and wants to date someone who's mature
Speaker 1: and knows exactly what they want. It's only knock is
Speaker 1: that he's a very He's a little shy at first. Uh.
Speaker 1: He idolizes Barack Obama like the second one. His favorite
Speaker 1: Sunday activity is cleaning. Now he dream is to own
Speaker 1: a classic restoration classic car restoration. We need to get
Speaker 1: him to paradise where his six ft eight ass is
Speaker 1: going to be sweet and walking up and down that
Speaker 1: beach and somebody that loves a big guy, some other lady.
Speaker 1: I don't see. He's not alpha enough. I think for
Speaker 1: Tasha or Claire. He gives me Tim Duncan vibes. He's
Speaker 1: he's looks like Dave Shilling cosplaying as Anthony Davis. That's
Speaker 1: a beautiful specific and that for l a comedy Twitter dude,
Speaker 1: Um alright, tann alright, Now, I'm up, I'm up, I
Speaker 1: am up. Let me see your oh my god, wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: chess tattoo murderer j boy band manager, you're just ready
Speaker 1: to murder right there, rhymes with Ben to the other
Speaker 1: murderer Ben and Ken thirty nine years old. This handsome
Speaker 1: man about town is ready to say bye bye bye
Speaker 1: to this single life. Kenny is a talent buyer in Chicago,
Speaker 1: where he creates and manages boy band cover band so
Speaker 1: not even a real band, just miles just blew out
Speaker 1: a frame. He creates a boy band cover band. As
Speaker 1: you're doing, you're doing off brand copies by what was
Speaker 1: the name of that guy? That went to jail, and yes,
Speaker 1: I know all about him. A knock off lou Perlman.
Speaker 1: He's like Lou Promit or he's loose Sparrolman. Okay, he
Speaker 1: is the first one to admit that in the past
Speaker 1: he's put his career in managing boy band cover bands
Speaker 1: for relationships. Okay, they're called like in brink or like
Speaker 1: or like Okay, okay, um, but now is he into
Speaker 1: he's thirty nine, he's also almost forty. As he's almost forty,
Speaker 1: he's tired of having no strings and chatch and is
Speaker 1: ready for someone to join him off his journey that
Speaker 1: he calls life for Kenny looks in personality or equal
Speaker 1: and priority, and he wants him to have both. He
Speaker 1: was the one who's not controlling. Well, that's not Claire
Speaker 1: fake or wrongly opinionated. If he doesn't agree with her opinion,
Speaker 1: she should be ready for his spirited conversation because he
Speaker 1: doesn't let things slide easily. He's gonna keep bringing it up.
Speaker 1: He's gonna one way to secure his hard to sue music.
Speaker 1: He loves to talk shop and spend hours reliving his
Speaker 1: favorite concerts. Keviny is misjudged by what people see on
Speaker 1: the outside, but inside he's sensitive and and he's caring.
Speaker 1: He's waited this long to find the right woman. He
Speaker 1: just isn't ready to sell it for anyone. This, I
Speaker 1: promise you. He and his dad put together every day.
Speaker 1: He hates cheese. The best time of the week is
Speaker 1: a Sunday morning coffee. And he wants to own his
Speaker 1: own dive bar on the beach one day. I just
Speaker 1: this one is a wo behind. He's stuck in his childhood.
Speaker 1: He likes the party with early twenties boys, like seventeen
Speaker 1: year old boys. He's like, come on, let me take
Speaker 1: it to the strip club for your first time. You
Speaker 1: go ahead, toucher, toucher, toucher. He was Matthew mcconneugh. He
Speaker 1: was cool in high school. He was like his junior year.
Speaker 1: I mean, all right, So is he murderer? Is he thirsty?
Speaker 1: Is he drunk? Is he the villain? Because he's certainly
Speaker 1: not winning and he's not better than this, He's gonna
Speaker 1: be drinking. He's Kenny's drunk. Kenny. He's drunk and a
Speaker 1: murderer because he's completely he's at odds with his own mortality.
Speaker 1: That's why he surrounds himself with like people. He looks
Speaker 1: like he's on the brink of getting some botox or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So he definitely he's in
Speaker 1: full denial that he is aging, and that's a bad
Speaker 1: place to be in. So I don't know, like he's
Speaker 1: he's got There's a lot of chaos coming with this man, alright, Tasha, Um,
Speaker 1: I do not think that she would even entertain this.
Speaker 1: I don't think that he will like make it. Do
Speaker 1: you think they'll keep him around for comic effect and
Speaker 1: the guys, like, do you think the producers will make
Speaker 1: Claire keep him around for like is he he's Is
Speaker 1: he going to be like the Thirsty comedy joke? I
Speaker 1: think so, because he's definitely gonna be the life of
Speaker 1: the party because like with the other men, he's going
Speaker 1: to have a great time because his favorite thing is
Speaker 1: like hanging with the bull is a bully, all right,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna put him on Thirsty as well. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put him on Thursday. Okay, bye, Anna, are gonna
Speaker 1: take it by bye and we'll bye bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 1: And then the bones Zone. Let's get in the bone zone.
Speaker 1: Gues Okay, we'll bay out these last ones real fast.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Um, who is next? Uh? Is it me?
Speaker 1: Or is it Miles? Mike and Hi another Canadian. He
Speaker 1: says he's a total Canadian stereotype. So I don't think
Speaker 1: we need to read much after that. I'll just say
Speaker 1: that he likes to have sex with maple leaves and
Speaker 1: he's good at hockey. Then the other things Olympics and
Speaker 1: pyeong Chang. He captured a video with Hoda kotahda Uh
Speaker 1: at the women's gold medal ice hockey game and it
Speaker 1: went viral. Oh wow cool. He's a proud lifelong member
Speaker 1: of Twins Fan Club Season eight of Game of Thrones. Ever,
Speaker 1: there's like a Twitter reply. Guy, he said, the biggest
Speaker 1: thing is that his mom and his sister must love
Speaker 1: the girl that he's with. It ill Also, Um, you're
Speaker 1: anybody who gets hype over a video going viral like
Speaker 1: all that? Yeah, I know that he filmed. He wasn't
Speaker 1: even in it. Okay, you're page you're up with page
Speaker 1: alrighty page, page, page page. Every time we go to
Speaker 1: the thing, I have to go back me too. I
Speaker 1: know I'm on my iPad. It so because visit his
Speaker 1: things missing? Is it? He has no description? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: clicked on it and nothing happened. Okay, al right, well
Speaker 1: then page man, all right, we'll put him under murderer. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then you can do the next gentleman. Who is
Speaker 1: the next whole place. I'm gonna have to go to
Speaker 1: my computer because it's not liking my second pages. Riley,
Speaker 1: the second page not coming up. I'm not doing the
Speaker 1: second page right. Let me go on my computer and
Speaker 1: see if it comes up. I'm clicking them all on
Speaker 1: my desktop right now, and they're not. They're not coming not.
Speaker 1: So let's just do a quick scan of the visual
Speaker 1: of who looks like Riley ain't gonna make it. Honestly,
Speaker 1: He's gonna roll the window down and they're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: roll it back up. I know, I don't. Oh he's
Speaker 1: Tyler C. Lawyer, West Virginia. Tyler s is not gonna
Speaker 1: make it. Tyler as I'm gonna put down as a
Speaker 1: villain just visually. Yeah, his bone structure says evil. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, Yosef will not with the'll roll down
Speaker 1: the window and they'll roll it back up. Okay, I
Speaker 1: feel like Zack ja Oh cleaning service owner. I would
Speaker 1: say Zack Jay has a look that Claire could like,
Speaker 1: but I don't think she's going to be into Pages.
Speaker 1: Also visually creepy, but he's a chef, and that sometimes
Speaker 1: chefs are hot. Sometimes ladies like a hot. Oh I
Speaker 1: love a chef. I once saw chefs throw a pan
Speaker 1: at someone. I later made out with him. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: Claire might like. Page Claire might like was a fight
Speaker 1: at a bed bath and beyond. All right, So, so
Speaker 1: now that we're doing our wrap up here, I mean,
Speaker 1: this is how do we feel about this batch of dude?
Speaker 1: It's like who, Okay, let's make our picks for who
Speaker 1: do we think. I'm gonna stick with Dale for winning
Speaker 1: for Claire. I am going to stick with Dale Jason
Speaker 1: or maybe that's the pan throwing page the chef. I
Speaker 1: think Jason wins for Claire. Let me see which one
Speaker 1: Jason is. That's uh, the former offensive lineman who loves
Speaker 1: the Civil War. He's the one that is um sucking
Speaker 1: off racists on the weekends. Yes, I don't know what,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. I think he he has the
Speaker 1: vibes of like, he looks like he takes the very
Speaker 1: superficial boxes. I did like, this is your expertise. You
Speaker 1: are good at this, You're good at profiling people. You're
Speaker 1: gonna people's wants and needs, and like you're excellent at this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you. Well. I've spent a lot
Speaker 1: of time I've I've spent a lot of time watching
Speaker 1: and then unfortunately I did recently rewatch Claire Seasons. I've
Speaker 1: never seen it and I knew her only from Paradise,
Speaker 1: and I feel like she wants an alpha. I feel
Speaker 1: like she wants a man. I think she might bond
Speaker 1: with a dead parent. I think she wants somebody in
Speaker 1: their thirties. Um uh, I'm gonna say either Dale Jason
Speaker 1: or Panther. I wish I knew more about panthering chef
Speaker 1: Paige better than this. I'm gonna say Joe drunk on
Speaker 1: the first night. Okay, drunk on the first Who's going
Speaker 1: to be the drunkest? So do you think the boy
Speaker 1: band guy is gonna be the drunkest? Yeah, he's about
Speaker 1: to get liddy. He's gonna try to get everybody shot
Speaker 1: because he's a stunt queen. So he's gonna show out
Speaker 1: and he's gonna go he's gonna drink a little more
Speaker 1: than he needs to him. And I've been maybe Milford,
Speaker 1: mass but Riley, who is from Long Island City, New York,
Speaker 1: which um shout out to y'all, but um, I think Riley,
Speaker 1: I hope you have you some good call. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be in the house but one night,
Speaker 1: so you got ahead and turn it up. Turne that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the less flashy guys, like sometimes Jeremy the banker
Speaker 1: who's forty and like is mad at the women in Washington.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like the quiet guys in the corner, they
Speaker 1: get hammered. I'm gonna say, Jeremy is drunk on the
Speaker 1: first night, quietly pounding it, pounding it in the corner.
Speaker 1: Villain I had Bennett was in the loafers or chasing
Speaker 1: let's see. So jeez, I'm gonna stay with Bennett. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say, Bennett, the older wealth management guy is going
Speaker 1: to be a real dickhead with his loafers walking the highline.
Speaker 1: I feel exact. Jay is gonna be everybody's dad, Like
Speaker 1: I feel like he's gonna have a lot of calm
Speaker 1: are stations with people like you know, this is all
Speaker 1: about the game. It's all it's all a part of it,
Speaker 1: you know. I really like that sweet Okay, who do
Speaker 1: we think is there? Who do we think is there?
Speaker 1: Just for Instagram followers, It's got to be Damar's number
Speaker 1: one Instagram thought. Yeah, I feel like he's going to
Speaker 1: be like trying to work his handle into casual conversation.
Speaker 1: And do you think that any of these guys so,
Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll bring a new guys for Tashia. They
Speaker 1: have to bring a new guys for Tahat. I'm sure
Speaker 1: some of them will stay. Do you think any of
Speaker 1: these guys stand a chance? Well, I do think we
Speaker 1: might meet Jordan's sister, because I don't think I agree
Speaker 1: with you that they we wouldn't have heard about the
Speaker 1: sister if Jordan's sister wasn't mentioned. I think he might
Speaker 1: think it. But I don't see Glasses as winning. I
Speaker 1: think she may like the dude with the two names
Speaker 1: oh Blake Monar, but I don't know if I see
Speaker 1: her with a male grooming specialist. Yeah, I've in for
Speaker 1: sure for Tassia. I think that they'll let Ivan hang
Speaker 1: with Tassia. They'll be like, oh, they're both racially ambiguous,
Speaker 1: but well, she like him and he's he's almost too
Speaker 1: like although she's she's like a businesswoman, like is he
Speaker 1: sexy enough as an engineer? Is that hot enough? I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: if if the bomb structure is there and the body's there,
Speaker 1: don he's cute, You're absolutely right. He's got a good job.
Speaker 1: He's got a good job. I mean, I I would.
Speaker 1: I think Ivan would be a great pick. Oftentimes they
Speaker 1: pick do like Oftentimes they're like the ladies like their
Speaker 1: their panties, will pick slightly douche here, he's almost too sweet.
Speaker 1: But you know what, he's hot and he's cute, and
Speaker 1: it might just be the picture, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: maybe he's not that photogenic. Maybe he's going to come
Speaker 1: in with those daddy vibes, that calculator down and he's
Speaker 1: gonna pick up that swag. We love Joe, We love
Speaker 1: Joe fucking all over the beach. And then I asked,
Speaker 1: have to say the chef looks like a villain. I'm
Speaker 1: mena or wa tyler S music manager. I don't know
Speaker 1: what he manages, but tyler S looks like a dickhead um.
Speaker 1: We don't have a bio on him, but he feels
Speaker 1: like the look of him feels like he could be
Speaker 1: a villain, as could the boy band. Man boy Band
Speaker 1: is definitely a villain. Are you kidding me? Trying to? Okay? Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is exciting. How many? How many
Speaker 1: do you think? I say, going sticking around Frotation and
Speaker 1: then we will let you guys go sticking around Frotation.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say sticking around Frotasia will
Speaker 1: be poor a. J doesn't stand a chance because he's
Speaker 1: not gonna make it with that sweater. I think Brandon
Speaker 1: is sticking around Frotasia. Blake Monar is sticking around fro Tasia.
Speaker 1: Brendan the Roofer is sticking around fro Tasia, Chris and Dale.
Speaker 1: If if my if Dale isn't one of my finalists,
Speaker 1: I feel that Damar will be because he wants some followers.
Speaker 1: Easy think will be Ivan and Jason. If Jason doesn't win,
Speaker 1: I also have Jordan's sticking around for Tasia. Which one
Speaker 1: is which one? Or? Yeah? Yes? I think Joe. Will
Speaker 1: I think Kenny for sure? Will I think Robbie Insurance broker?
Speaker 1: Will I hope they kicked Kenny off? So I don't
Speaker 1: want him to to helf. I don't want have to
Speaker 1: deal with Kiddy, but I just want her to look
Speaker 1: at him funny like this for real, Like I just
Speaker 1: I feel like we need that moment. He's like, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, because I feel like in Sync
Speaker 1: is actually one of the most seminal music groups of
Speaker 1: our time, and we don't need that. I think Tyler,
Speaker 1: Tyler S and Zack J will stick around for Tasia.
Speaker 1: I think Tyler C will stick around for Tassia. Tyler
Speaker 1: he has very kind eyes, he has like eyes, He's
Speaker 1: a sweete pet. I think Page will stry to stick
Speaker 1: around for Tassia. I think Jordan M six ft eight
Speaker 1: will stick around, and um, I think they'll keep I
Speaker 1: think the producers might keep Robbie, who wore a fun
Speaker 1: Hawaiian shirt as an insurance broker. Guys, Okay, have I
Speaker 1: wet your whistle enough that you're starting okay? Because because
Speaker 1: because the fun of it is the switcher roof, just
Speaker 1: know it's only going to be clear for four episodes
Speaker 1: and then the whole game changes. I mean, that's this
Speaker 1: is madness. It's in a bubble where basically NBA, Tyler
Speaker 1: Perry and The Bachelor. Aut let's like see inside a
Speaker 1: COVID bubble of hairless, sunburned people looking for love in
Speaker 1: real time in a COVID situation. This is gonna be fascinating. Yes,
Speaker 1: into I think I'm gonna have to watch now when
Speaker 1: start next Tuesday night? That your set your dad R
Speaker 1: or your or set your Hello, lazy Miles, what would
Speaker 1: you like to plug? And can I tell you subscribe
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Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you doing? What do
Speaker 1: you do you see? If I can time you, guys,
Speaker 1: lazy miles, where can people find you? What would you
Speaker 1: like to promote? And thank you for your time and
Speaker 1: your serve it today? This was so much fun. I
Speaker 1: love doing your podcast artists, always a blast. Um. I
Speaker 1: wish I could have done this even longer. Guys, it's
Speaker 1: always you can find me I D I B A
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Speaker 1: you're a little good at this? Um, So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start sending you my profiles like what I mean? Ye?
Speaker 1: I actually I'm good at this. I did that for
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Speaker 1: thank you for your time. Thank you. I love it. Miles.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Oh? Find me on Twitter
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Speaker 1: If you like Miles, like reality TV and you like comedy,
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Speaker 1: I will let you go and I'm going to read
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Speaker 1: thank you for doing this, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: It's always a pleasure and I'm glad to add another
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Speaker 1: speaking of being delighted, we got so many great emails
Speaker 1: and you can email us at Rose podcast at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com. Here's an email we got recently. This is
Speaker 1: from Ashley McDaniel, o G fan of the pod and
Speaker 1: book received from Canada Arten and friends, Tanna, Katie Padget, Rob, Lori,
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Speaker 1: Rose is one of my favorite podcasts that I look
Speaker 1: forward to listen to every week. I live in rural Nova, Scotia,
Speaker 1: and there aren't many people for me to dish too
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Speaker 1: main outlet for the Bachelor related fun. I've been listening
Speaker 1: since the beginning. I love Art and because she is
Speaker 1: exactly the kind of person I seek out as a friend, namely, loud, fun,
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Speaker 1: I love what everyone breaths of the party. In the
Speaker 1: pod makes having no one of my sister in law
Speaker 1: shout out to Lee to chat with about the show
Speaker 1: so fun. I started watching Ali's season because I was
Speaker 1: living in none of it, and I fly in community
Speaker 1: near the Arctic Circle and the family I baby set
Speaker 1: for always had it recorded and there was nothing else
Speaker 1: to do while the baby took a nap. That got
Speaker 1: me hooked. But most of my friends are academics, so
Speaker 1: they didn't really watch TV much less the trashy joy
Speaker 1: nugget that is the Bachelor slash Bachelotte. So here we
Speaker 1: are like ten years later and I can't stop watching,
Speaker 1: but listen to the pod makes me feel less bad
Speaker 1: for watching, knowing interesting people like it too. Any who's
Speaker 1: I've retached my receipt for Artis book. I feel bad
Speaker 1: for not pre ordering but waiting for the audio book. Alright, guys,
Speaker 1: also the audio book. I recorded it, and I don't
Speaker 1: know they're frustrating me. They're frustrating me with the mailing
Speaker 1: with the toad thing, and they're frustrating it is recorded.
Speaker 1: And I have actually have a lot of friends that
Speaker 1: have I problems. I have friends that are dyslexic. I
Speaker 1: know there's people out there who don't even just prefer
Speaker 1: the audio book but need the audio book. And again,
Speaker 1: I'm not really a strongly worded email, gal, but if
Speaker 1: you think there's not a bunch flying around this week
Speaker 1: going where are people's books, where are people's totes? And
Speaker 1: where the freak is the audio book us? Know that
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Speaker 1: cool with me. Um okay. I also will just read
Speaker 1: one more little thing. I got a fun I got
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Speaker 1: was like, I hope this isn't creepy, and boy was it.
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Speaker 1: a total delight. The gist if it was they heard
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Speaker 1: but they've never heard me. They didn't know about the podcast,
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Speaker 1: And they've since gone back and I've literally listened to
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Speaker 1: so they're halfway through. They've just gotten up to where
Speaker 1: I started doing on our theme songs. It really like,
Speaker 1: just all of your emails are the greatest. I love
Speaker 1: hearing I left finding people who were discovering it. Welcome
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Speaker 1: And here's the final one I will read. This email
Speaker 1: made me so happy. This one came into me about
Speaker 1: ten days ago just from a woman named Emily. This
Speaker 1: subject line was Steve Heitner. Hello all, I had a
Speaker 1: horrible day yesterday. In the afternoon, I thought, what will
Speaker 1: make me feel happy? And I went on to Spotify
Speaker 1: and I found all of the episodes of your podcasts
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Speaker 1: So funny. I also love the precious friendship that you
Speaker 1: two have. There is not a joke too dirty in
Speaker 1: my book. So thank you to Steve, Thank you to
Speaker 1: Art and the whole will you except this Rose family
Speaker 1: excited for your book? Love Nick Vale. I mean Katie
Speaker 1: what Katie has been lurking in the woods because Katie
Speaker 1: actually knows who Claire pick, so she didn't want me
Speaker 1: to see her visuals. But like when you hear something
Speaker 1: like that, how sweet is that that somebody had a
Speaker 1: bad day? So they went back to hear all the
Speaker 1: Steve Heightener episodes. That's what I love about this podcast.
Speaker 1: That's why it's a fun community. That's why the world
Speaker 1: of this everybody needs it in Um all right, you guys,
Speaker 1: that's it. Get ready. I'm so excited. Highlight of next
Speaker 1: in my book and honestly, the true support. I cannot
Speaker 1: thank you all enough. Again, It's like, I think he's
Speaker 1: doing really well. I know, no, I mean, look, eventually
Speaker 1: I'll make my brother just let me have a party
Speaker 1: in my mom's yard regardless, hopefully when the world opens
Speaker 1: up again. But like I think it's doing well, and
Speaker 1: I truly feel everybody that came to our show, um,
Speaker 1: the live one. I hope you guys come to the
Speaker 1: one with Kate Walsh like it's the podcast people, it's
Speaker 1: it's you. Guys have really been a huge part of this.
Speaker 1: I felt your support. I love getting your emails, all
Speaker 1: of you who have sent in your receipts. You are
Speaker 1: all and people can verify the people who when we
Speaker 1: did the fan podcast, like I have them all caught
Speaker 1: up there in a bag I pull the names out
Speaker 1: and I'll still be doing that once we start next week.
Speaker 1: So thank you so much. We'll be back. We'll be
Speaker 1: up on Thursdays now instead of Wednesdays. Because we're going
Speaker 1: to record on Wednesdays, because it's airing on Tuesdays because
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