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Speaker 2: Why do you ask for that? Because I only want

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Speaker 3: Call us with your weirdest dating requirements. I think that's

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Speaker 3: a pretty common one. What dude shows you is seriously,

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Speaker 3: There's a thread going viral on Reddit asking people their

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Speaker 3: one of them. I will only take a guy's last

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Speaker 3: name if it comes before mine in alphabetical order.

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Speaker 2: My last name starts with the C. It's a lot

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Speaker 3: Call us eight eight eight three four three one six

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Speaker 3: one text in four one o six one. What is

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Speaker 3: the oddly specific dating requirement that you have? Hey, Haley, Hey,

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Speaker 3: what's up? What is the dating requirement that you have?

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Speaker 4: H If he has more than one pair of flip

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Speaker 4: blow not like nice you know, open toad birkenstocks, but

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Speaker 4: like flip flops red flag no, thank you?

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Speaker 2: Really? Wow?

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Speaker 3: More than one pair of flip flops is a red

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Speaker 3: flag for you? Why?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, we don't live on the beach, Like,

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Speaker 2: Around with your don't you travel?

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Speaker 5: I would hope that you did have more, because that

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Speaker 2: It is not for dudes. Yeah, they just don't want

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Speaker 6: Because I hate laces so much, so I probably have

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Speaker 3: Haley one text in four one o six one. Here's

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Speaker 3: another response from the thread that's going viral on Reddit

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Speaker 3: about the oddly specific dating requirements people have. I will

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Speaker 3: not having the same name as my sister or my mom.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh, also, my name is unisex. A girl

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Speaker 2: I think that's like a little weird your.

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Speaker 7: Seriously, I just want to scream my own name thing.

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Speaker 3: Could you also cut your hair like mine and maybe

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Speaker 3: get some implants on your face facial hair like you?

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Speaker 2: It's so weird. Of course you would.

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Speaker 3: I would date somebody with the same name as my

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Speaker 3: it was hilarious. Like really, yeah, it wouldn't necessarily be

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Speaker 7: Creeps me out.

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Speaker 5: But I feel very lucky that I'll never have that

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Speaker 3: I mean yeah, obviously, but still, Nina, do you have

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Speaker 7: I do. I have to you have to have rhythm.

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Speaker 5: Like that's just really important to me because I don't know,

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Speaker 7: What if he orders you breakfast? Is that same thing?

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Speaker 3: I do. I love it. Call us eight eight eight

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Speaker 2: Burnaya? Okay, burnia? How are you? What's your oddly specificating requirement?

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Speaker 8: Anything but sign as a man?

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Speaker 5: They're a lot.

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Speaker 8: There's too much.

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Speaker 2: It may lie.

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Speaker 1: A lot is the only really I ran into, and

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Speaker 3: It's like, really, I'm a little hurt. Victoria's Victoria's the pisces.

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Speaker 3: I had no idea we had a liar in our presence.

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Speaker 2: Obviously.

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Speaker 5: That's the same way right with like juice and like

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Speaker 3: I think our digital director Gabby would agree with that.

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Speaker 3: She's very passionate about pickles.

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Speaker 9: I'm very passionate about pickles, and I have a loyalty

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Speaker 2: It's really good for hangovers, Victoria. Do you have any

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Speaker 10: It's not necessarily a requirement, but if a guy can't

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Speaker 5: Okay, well, you know it's actually really funny Victoria should

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Speaker 10: It's not only weird jokes, but like the last guy

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Speaker 7: Pretty and beautiful, like where have you been all my life?

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Speaker 10: And first off, I thought that was kind of cheesy,

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Speaker 10: And I'm like, oh, the right side obviously, Like come on, yeah.

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Speaker 7: Then I got bored for a minute.

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Speaker 3: Here's another requirement from the list, probably my favorite one.

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Speaker 3: You have to appreciate frogs a little bit, at least

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Speaker 3: a little bit if you dislike frogs.

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Speaker 2: I'm not interested in you.

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Speaker 3: My frogs, no idea. I would love to ask them

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Speaker 3: exactly why.

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Speaker 3: I'm kidding were a kid sings like this? Hoti, how

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Speaker 3: do you redirect? You know, how do you redirect?

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Speaker 5: Go?

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Speaker 3: Maybe sing is not your thing, but this is definitely

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Speaker 2: Okay, well what happened? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So I I don't like to tell my kid that

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Speaker 2: Do you hide his phone? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's just banging around.

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Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, exactly. And so every Thursday when he comes home,

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Speaker 2: Hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for your phone call call us a four

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Speaker 12: junior high, Yeah, good one and junior high. We got

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Speaker 3: It sounds kind of like a goose being murder, doesn't it.

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Speaker 12: Instead of them telling me, okay, this is probably not

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Speaker 13: The garage wait for everyone.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, did it.

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Speaker 12: Discourage my failings? Just instead it said maybe you should

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Speaker 3: That's good and I think it also, honestly, I think

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Speaker 3: you can be good at anything if you just practice enough, right,

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Speaker 3: But just going you suck give it up is not

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Speaker 2: Do not do that.

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Speaker 14: Please absolutely, I, as the child, say, maybe they could

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Speaker 8: Phone call you love your show.

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Speaker 2: That's rude. I don't know what even though, yeah, now

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Speaker 8: Oh no, yeah, thanks Sierra, appreciate you.

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Speaker 2: Nina. Have you ever had to be redirected?

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Speaker 5: I should have been many times, but my parents put

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Speaker 2: It's like soccer.

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Speaker 5: I got stuff playing soccer and it wasn't my sport,

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Speaker 2: Shouldn't be here.

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Speaker 7: I goalie for the cross? Really? Was it because you

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Speaker 10: And I think that I thought it'd be harder to

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Speaker 10: in you're goalie, right. I was like, I've never played goalie.

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Speaker 7: That's my parents were totally okay with that.

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Speaker 3: Eight eight three six one text in four one six one.

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Speaker 3: Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and

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Speaker 3: the Jewbil Show is no different. We've got Everybody's drunk

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Speaker 3: at Nina Hi, whose first job was a party starter

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Speaker 7: The true story.

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Speaker 3: Then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi.

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Speaker 2: She just thinks everything is cute all the time.

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Speaker 2: Digital director Gabby what's up? And we've got our producer Brad.

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Speaker 2: He's a dad. That's me.

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Speaker 7: That's me.

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Speaker 2: I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewel Show. What's going

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Speaker 2: on with you this week? Nina?

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Speaker 5: Well, faull doesn't officially start until this weekend, but it's fall, y'all.

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Speaker 5: I am so in on this right now. It is

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Speaker 5: pumpkin every morning. I just made my grandma's apple cake

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Speaker 5: this weekend. The plan is apple picking and apple pie. Like,

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Speaker 7: What just happened? You really like fall?

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Speaker 2: I chargrophone? I'm a grown microphone.

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Speaker 10: Now wait, I saw you make your apple cake on Instagram.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, why didn't you bring it in? Because I didn't?

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Speaker 7: Why not? Well you didn't ask for it? Answer, I

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Speaker 5: Well I didn't know. And also I forget to do

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Speaker 5: I do.

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Speaker 2: Actually thank you. Other than wanting some of that? What

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Speaker 5: It was an apple cake? Yes, apple cake, apple cake,

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Speaker 5: and I'll make AppleCare. Apple pie is this weekend? Apple

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Speaker 2: Is the cakes like the fluffy stuff? Right?

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Speaker 7: In the crust with crust gooey middle, got it?

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Speaker 2: Well, other than one of some of that? What is

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Speaker 7: Want someone to you want some of my cake?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Apple Victoria? What's going on with you need this weekend?

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Speaker 10: Well, I am learning that adulthood is not all cracked

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Speaker 2: English person. Just try to come out of you.

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Speaker 3: Cracked up to back inside of the English person.

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Speaker 13: It's not all.

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Speaker 10: It's always funny everyone talks about Okay, that was fun. Ever,

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Speaker 10: what I was growing up, everyone said, become an adult.

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Speaker 7: Get older, grow up, go get a real job. They said,

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Speaker 2: You didn't couldn't agree more.

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Speaker 10: I know, but I miss like my best friends, Like

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Speaker 2: Anymore, and they don't live here near you, right.

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Speaker 10: No, Like everyone moved to like different places, which is

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Speaker 7: I get that. Why can't we all just move the.

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Speaker 7: Neighborhood you know, yeah, or same house?

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Speaker 3: Cool with like.

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Speaker 3: Well, you could start like a little cult. Yeah, you

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Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure saw a documentary about cults and they're

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Speaker 13: Well, that's how it starts.

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Speaker 3: That's how everybody's younger sister, Victoria Lumirez became the next

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Speaker 2: What's going on with you this week? Anything?

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Speaker 7: Not a whole lot.

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Speaker 9: I visited the Seattle gum Wall this last weekend. I'm

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Speaker 9: I Mean, it was just gross to me, and I

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Speaker 2: A lot of people pee there. What I've paid on

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Speaker 7: There you go? Why would You're a guy, you just

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Speaker 2: Why not?

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Speaker 7: So many reasons?

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Speaker 5: First off, it's a public Why are you asking Jubil

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the parking garage. Multiple times.

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Speaker 7: We all parked down there.

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Speaker 2: You know, I just didn't want to take the elevator up,

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Speaker 6: The problem with being in a parking garage is you

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Speaker 2: Your stream that too.

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Speaker 7: You don't know what way the cement's gonna go.

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Speaker 13: It's I don't know if it's going to come at

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Speaker 3: Step around it. I did not really awkward one the

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Speaker 13: At some point, you find your one foot's on the

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Speaker 7: Read back to it's when I was bad.

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Speaker 2: Now, yeah, pretty with you?

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Speaker 13: Oh hey, nothing. Actually, for the first weekend in a

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Speaker 6: I think I feel like I've done something every weekend

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Speaker 2: What's up?

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Speaker 7: You should watch the Notebook.

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Speaker 13: I've seen the notebook, Victoria. Thank you as your daughter.

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Speaker 13: Probably not.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to give her unrealistic expectations about what

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Speaker 7: Realistic. Yeah, they were soulmate.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, Yeah, that's the expectation I don't want her to have.

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Speaker 13: It's a real thing.

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Speaker 7: Okay, well it's