Speaker 1: Talk Talk Talk to We're just two unapologetically black women
Speaker 1: with an opinion to talk.
Speaker 2: What's up, y'all? Thank you for tending them for a
Speaker 2: new episode, and we talked back and show dedicated to
Speaker 2: you ninjas and you pros. It's your co host a
Speaker 2: j Holiday, oh yeah, and everybody else in between. Because
Speaker 2: it was bit you gonna add that in there. What's up?
Speaker 1: Tell y'all, I'm sad. Shut up, that's how you were saying.
Speaker 2: I scared.
Speaker 3: Why you sad?
Speaker 1: Because I'm fat and I'm hungry. I'm doing a ten
Speaker 1: day smoothie cleans. I got on the scale yesterday and
Speaker 1: it was just a bunch of negativity. I won't tell
Speaker 1: you how much it was, but it was just negative
Speaker 1: energy all in my bathroom. So I said, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do the ten day Smoothie clean. So I literally went
Speaker 1: from the bathroom to a living room and got on
Speaker 1: Instacart and ordered every ingredient from the ten day Smoothie
Speaker 1: cleans And I started yesterday and this day to last night,
Speaker 1: I had the worst headache of my life.
Speaker 3: And then today I'm just a bitch.
Speaker 2: I'm so iror and shit won't be no shit, So
Speaker 2: do you have a fast. I have a faster than
Speaker 2: like a year and a half, like a real one.
Speaker 2: The last fast I did was like four almost five days,
Speaker 2: and I didn't start getting nothing water and I didn't
Speaker 2: start getting a headed till like the fourth day, which
Speaker 2: is weird. Usually you have it like the first and
Speaker 2: second day. But it's mine over matter. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Stop telling yourself you're deting. Just do it
Speaker 2: like this is just normal, normal day. You're even light today.
Speaker 3: Either we're gonna have to change something or we're gonna
Speaker 3: chase the day.
Speaker 1: But the show that we talked fat good.
Speaker 2: First of all, I'm trans skinny, Okay, I don't know
Speaker 2: what you're talking about. My clavicle bone is popping, okay.
Speaker 2: I was taking a picture the other day. My whole
Speaker 2: girl was like, I don't like my bullsh I was like, bitch,
Speaker 2: well my clavicle is showing. I'm fine, bitch. I don't
Speaker 2: think every picture.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I got a clasical bitch
Speaker 1: because ron ain't never showed.
Speaker 3: Girl.
Speaker 2: I like the clavicle and like a hip bone poking
Speaker 2: a little bit, and I haven't had that in a
Speaker 2: very long time, like you can maybe when I laid
Speaker 2: out look not showing, but you can kind of rub
Speaker 2: there and feel it. I feel like when you get
Speaker 2: extra fat, like the the the inner thigh start coming
Speaker 2: in bone.
Speaker 1: And I ain't never had no girl, ain't no sash,
Speaker 1: big bone.
Speaker 3: Shut up.
Speaker 2: If it was big bone that that clavi Co would
Speaker 2: be showing.
Speaker 3: I don't think I got one of those.
Speaker 2: Everybody, you must be goddamn from another planet. Then how
Speaker 2: was it was?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: Man? I went and hung out uh in Greensboro with
Speaker 2: my friends. Man, we just laid in the sun doing
Speaker 2: a lot of holistic drugs and a whole lot of
Speaker 2: a lot of holistic ship.
Speaker 3: It was somebody birthday.
Speaker 2: Shut up. It was a good time. Sorry you weren't there.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: We had a good time, man, a real real good
Speaker 2: time and ship. That's my little uh. That's gonna be
Speaker 2: my vacation spot. She don't even know it yet.
Speaker 1: I I had other plans, even though I wasn't invited.
Speaker 1: I went to my sister's graduation in Stretport, Louisiana. She
Speaker 1: graduated from l s u S Campus and got her
Speaker 1: master's degree in something special. I can tell you what
Speaker 1: it was, but I know that's awful. I know it's
Speaker 1: something good. So I'm very proud of her. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Tunisia Champion, I'm so proud of you. So we
Speaker 1: hung out. I went through hell and high water trying
Speaker 1: to get there, Like I had to take a bus,
Speaker 1: a boat, a train, and a plane to get to
Speaker 1: that motherfucker. But I was gonna be there. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to miss it. She always show it for me,
Speaker 1: so I had to show up.
Speaker 2: For her because they definitely was deep at the show. Okay, y, yes,
Speaker 2: it was deep at the show, representing with her mama.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I got my mama out there, my number.
Speaker 2: Show for your sister. Your sister wasn't gonna let you
Speaker 2: let your ass live.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I would have never lived that down. So
Speaker 3: I was there. I made it. Don't fly on a
Speaker 3: buddy pass y'all that shit stupid.
Speaker 2: I made my mind about that buddy pass it the
Speaker 2: last time.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: When I went to La Girl, never again, I was
Speaker 2: stuck in the airport from like nine o'clock in the
Speaker 2: morning to nine o'clock at night, and then I barely
Speaker 2: made a connecting after that. Like I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 2: On that buddy shit, especially if the ticket, if the
Speaker 2: ticket is just one hundred dollars less, just go ahead
Speaker 2: and buy your ticket.
Speaker 1: It's you know what, it comes through in the clutch
Speaker 1: every now and then, but it's just at one time
Speaker 1: that it fails you and your plane ticket is now
Speaker 1: twenty two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Yes, girl, I've actually flown in buddy passes out the
Speaker 2: damn country a couple of times. I never had a problem,
Speaker 2: like I would be nervous that I can't get on
Speaker 2: the plane. But shit come through every time, right but
Speaker 2: in the state. But that's gotten bumped.
Speaker 1: I had to really literally take an Amtrak to go,
Speaker 1: Like I literally took a bus and plane in the
Speaker 1: train to get there.
Speaker 2: You can reach your bad man.
Speaker 3: So that was my weekend. I was trying to you
Speaker 3: know what.
Speaker 1: Some asshole leaked the last two episodes of Power and
Speaker 1: I couldn't find a good copy, so I ain't want
Speaker 1: to watch it.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna wait till it come out for real.
Speaker 2: Shame. I haven't watched this season yet. I didn't watch
Speaker 2: any of it yet. I finished last season when you
Speaker 2: know at the end, I watched the finale and all
Speaker 2: that but I haven't started yet. Is it good?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's good.
Speaker 3: I mean it's a bit soap opry.
Speaker 2: But is this nigga still running around? Its tarik'stoll running
Speaker 2: around like a chicken. Or does he have a car now?
Speaker 3: Oh he got a car now?
Speaker 2: Great job Toka touching all that paper with no whip,
Speaker 2: just like a ghetto boy. So god dang what that
Speaker 2: nigga used to be on the run girl. Okay, let's
Speaker 2: get into our stupid internet you news, y'all listen. I
Speaker 2: know y'all love me. I know y'all care about me
Speaker 2: if you can, But if you really really care about me,
Speaker 2: stop sending me that Megan Good and Jonathan Major's bullshit. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's not real.
Speaker 3: It is real.
Speaker 1: They send it to me, tor stunt. I don't think
Speaker 1: they're gonna make it.
Speaker 2: What you just don't want them to make it up,
Speaker 2: like the Internet doesn't want them to make it. So
Speaker 2: apparently Mega Good and Jonathan Majors are reportedly dating per TMZ,
Speaker 2: So while he's having all these legal issues, he's found
Speaker 2: time to get some.
Speaker 3: New kouci get back to black.
Speaker 2: Look, this might be who the fuck was texting has
Speaker 2: got their phone who knows, right, But Twitter is not
Speaker 2: too happy about that shit. A couple of people have
Speaker 2: some choice words to say about it. Uh, they like,
Speaker 2: what kind of game y'all playing? Another person said a
Speaker 2: PR stunt using a black woman to continue the financial
Speaker 2: support of black women? What whatever that means? On all accounts,
Speaker 2: this man dated non white women. How ironic a non
Speaker 2: white woman and others accuse him of ill treatment. So
Speaker 2: now he turns to the black woman. Why now, JM?
Speaker 3: Because we didn't want him before Creed That's not true.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know him before, not well yeah before.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying collectively, I'm saying collectively as a group
Speaker 1: of body of women.
Speaker 2: Black women wasn't checking for him. It was just we
Speaker 2: don't know that though. Was he even in proximity of
Speaker 2: black women? A nigga went to Yale? You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. So I'm pretty sure there were black women
Speaker 2: at Yale because those would be kind of different. Black
Speaker 2: women right, probably would have dated him. Maybe we just
Speaker 2: weren't on his radar. Let's just look at that other
Speaker 2: side of that, because we just don't know, and people
Speaker 2: need to just stop assuming that black women just so
Speaker 2: hot on a simp. We ain't that hard on the simp.
Speaker 1: Yes we are, and listen. It's this guy that used
Speaker 1: to love me. He was from the Islands in college,
Speaker 1: and he was so smart and he used to tutor me,
Speaker 1: but he was just not pleasant on the eyes, and
Speaker 1: he had like real bad acting. He was skinny, he
Speaker 1: almost looked like a little cricket with his body tight,
Speaker 1: and I just didn't like him in that way. He
Speaker 1: was a good tutor, like he helped me pass my
Speaker 1: statistics class, and I loved him for his health, but
Speaker 1: he was in love with me. I knew he was,
Speaker 1: but I ain't dat him. And now I heard he
Speaker 1: like real successful.
Speaker 3: But I don't mean he ain't ugly.
Speaker 1: Now I know he probably still ugly, and I still
Speaker 1: wouldn't want him based upon that. But I'm just saying
Speaker 1: he's probably like that. Being successful is more as attractive.
Speaker 2: No, that is very selfish of you. What about your children?
Speaker 1: What do you mean because they're gonna be ugly?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you have to still take that stuff into consideration.
Speaker 2: And people can say I'm shallow. I don't give a damn.
Speaker 2: It's just the truth, right, if you can choose. I
Speaker 2: know we fall in love what whoever, right, But you
Speaker 2: still have to take into consideration, like what your kid's
Speaker 2: gonna look at look like? No, yeah, I just.
Speaker 1: Feel like my baby's gonna be pretty no matter what
Speaker 1: because they okay to you, Yeah to you because.
Speaker 3: No, because they're coming out of me.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have my two you. But listen, all right,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't like obviously, if I cared about just success,
Speaker 1: I probably would have already been married to somebody and
Speaker 1: just even in the house on the hill already. But
Speaker 1: I do care about uh not just looks either, because
Speaker 1: I like my niggas a little medium ugly honestly, I
Speaker 1: don't like them too cute, you know, medium.
Speaker 2: I don't want you in the mirror more than me, Like,
Speaker 2: why does it take you just as long to get
Speaker 2: dressed as me? We can't both be hopping around the
Speaker 2: house dirty and shut up.
Speaker 3: I don't care about that. I don't care about that either.
Speaker 1: I don't see how it could take as long as me, Like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing that take as long as me?
Speaker 1: That don't make sense.
Speaker 3: I got I got edges delayed last just delay all.
Speaker 1: Kind of shit. Well, how are you still taking the
Speaker 1: same amount of Simon see it's impossible. But I wouldn't
Speaker 1: care as long as we getting out the door or whatever.
Speaker 1: But I do care about just how you treat me,
Speaker 1: how you gonna treat me.
Speaker 3: I don't want no narcissists.
Speaker 1: I'm scared of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you don't know one until you already experienced them.
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 2: I can spot them niggas a mile away. Now I
Speaker 2: see you, and I get lost immediately. Like my number
Speaker 2: one thing now is you gotta be nice to me.
Speaker 2: You gotta talk to me nice, you gotta be nice,
Speaker 2: you gotta compliment me. I'm gonna do all those things
Speaker 2: for you. So, yeah, treat me how I want to
Speaker 2: be treated right.
Speaker 3: Treat me how you want to be treated.
Speaker 2: You have to treat people how they want to be treated.
Speaker 2: It's not how you want to be I might want
Speaker 2: to be treated different, So I'm gonna treat you how
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 1: Don't everybody want somebody nice to do right? Don't nobody
Speaker 1: wants somebody? Oh? I really, it's not true. I really
Speaker 1: want a partner that's so mean to me.
Speaker 2: Yes, girl, let me tell you. There is a six
Speaker 2: love language, and it's fucking chaos, and some people thrive
Speaker 2: in chaos, and I feel like I could thrive in both.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I could thrive in some
Speaker 2: calm situations. I might can thrive in chaos, but I
Speaker 2: can't constantly live there. A lot of these people live
Speaker 2: in chaos. Us they doing somebody to mistreat them. They
Speaker 2: don't feel loved them until that happens. The weardo shit,
Speaker 2: I don't know how we got hair. Talk about Jonathan
Speaker 2: Major's right, Yeah, so he's still trying to figure out
Speaker 2: uh his uh courtship. Meanwhile he's dating a beautiful black
Speaker 2: queen who's recently divorced. I like that for them. If
Speaker 2: it works, it works. I mean, if I see Jonathan
Speaker 2: Major's in these streets though, I'm still sliding on a nigga, Megan.
Speaker 2: I just want you to know, mm.
Speaker 3: Hmm, she's gonna put her Newport right.
Speaker 2: But you keep saying she smokes cigarettes like they probably
Speaker 2: be smoking together in the writer's room.
Speaker 3: Like, not in the writer's room.
Speaker 2: Oh, them niggas don't strike anyway, So maybe not in
Speaker 2: the writer's room, but wherever they at. Shout out to them, niggas.
Speaker 1: Did you see that John Moran ass got caught with
Speaker 1: another gun? On video.
Speaker 2: What he ain't get caught. He's doing it on purpose.
Speaker 1: I don't know. So. John Morant could be in hot
Speaker 1: water with the NBA after another video involving an imparag
Speaker 1: gun surface on social media. The Grizzly suspended their star
Speaker 1: guard from all team activities on Sunday after an Instagram
Speaker 1: live video from the account de taped two showed Moran
Speaker 1: in a car holding what appeared to be a gun.
Speaker 1: While the video was deleted from the account, clips of
Speaker 1: it spread on social media Sunday morning.
Speaker 2: So that's not his account, it was supposed to. It's
Speaker 2: a person who was in the car.
Speaker 3: Somebody else went live with him and so is it recent?
Speaker 2: Oh they were live? Yeah, the NBA dumb boy, Okay,
Speaker 2: where's your daddy? He obviously does not care about his
Speaker 2: future at this point. Maybe he doesn't want to play
Speaker 2: basketball anymore. Maybe he doesn't want to have to go
Speaker 2: through the things. Just like when you go to be
Speaker 2: a nurse, they have to take an oath. People don't
Speaker 2: know that, but there's an oath that happens, and what's
Speaker 2: that oath? A lot of the general public.
Speaker 3: Will never know.
Speaker 2: I believe the same thing goes on in the NBA,
Speaker 2: and maybe he's not with what it takes to be
Speaker 2: in the NBA right now. Maybe he ain't with that shit,
Speaker 2: and maybe he's intentionally trying to get his contract thrown out.
Speaker 2: Who knows, But.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't agree with none of that. I think
Speaker 1: it's probably just him being a young nigga who ain't
Speaker 1: never had shit and don't know how to act, and
Speaker 1: don't know how to handle his celebrity and don't know
Speaker 1: how to handle his money. That's what it really is,
Speaker 1: I doubt, is some oath that he is trying to avoid.
Speaker 2: What was he doing before?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: How was he acting and conducting himself before?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Why wait until you get this level of success to
Speaker 2: then be doing this dumb shit.
Speaker 3: Well, he ain't been in the league that long, but
Speaker 3: he hasn't been in the league, and now he in Memphis.
Speaker 1: It's probably a whole different animal out there, and he's
Speaker 1: just out there in these streets.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, he has not been in the league this long.
Speaker 2: But we know that people who are headed to the league,
Speaker 2: there's a grooming process that happens in college, in middle school,
Speaker 2: in high school, Like they know who these stars are
Speaker 2: going to be he's been groomed probably his entire life
Speaker 2: for this day, and why are you at you.
Speaker 1: Think about all the basketball players who were probably still
Speaker 1: also groomed, that have also made bad choices.
Speaker 2: This is a this this this choice right here is
Speaker 2: a stupid one to me, Like go smoke some weed
Speaker 2: and get caught with a bad pitstance or something like that.
Speaker 2: Like you're waving a gun maybe legal or illegal online
Speaker 2: is just stupid. It's stupid. So I'm trying to wrap
Speaker 2: my brain around him just being stupid. Maybe I want
Speaker 2: to give him a little bit more credit, And I say,
Speaker 2: this boy is just an idiot.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that's what it is. I really think
Speaker 1: that's what it is. He's just making poor choices. I
Speaker 1: don't think he's like trying to avoid some ritual oath
Speaker 1: of the NBA.
Speaker 2: I just think I'm not saying ignorance just but they
Speaker 2: do have there is guidelines, there's things that they have
Speaker 2: to do to be where they're at. It just did
Speaker 2: and I feel like maybe he might be he might
Speaker 2: be avoiding him somehow. I don't know. But anyway, John Moran,
Speaker 2: you're stupid. You're just not representing South Carolina. Properly. You
Speaker 2: need to get your life together. Where's your daddy? Somebody,
Speaker 2: somebody has to have been in this man's life up
Speaker 2: until now. Like I know, you get the money, you're
Speaker 2: above reproach. Can't nobody tell you shit. But you're losing
Speaker 2: money just waving a gun.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: The thing. The other part about this that annoys me
Speaker 2: is that if it was a white boy just taking
Speaker 2: a random picture or a video hole and a rifle
Speaker 2: with a dead dear on the side or something like that,
Speaker 2: it'd be okay. It's because a black man in the
Speaker 2: car waving a pistol, it's seen as like super ghetto
Speaker 2: and just some nigga shit, some hood shit.
Speaker 1: Basically it is super ghetto and some nigga shit.
Speaker 3: Though, because.
Speaker 2: So he should just wave the pistol with a dead
Speaker 2: deer on the side, it'll be okay.
Speaker 1: Well we eat deer.
Speaker 2: I don't eat deer.
Speaker 3: I well I don't.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't never kill a year either. He ain't killing
Speaker 2: nobody in the video in the car with the pistols,
Speaker 2: not killing nobody.
Speaker 1: Those are handguns intended to kill other humans.
Speaker 2: That's not true. It could it's just protection just because
Speaker 2: he has a handgun. Doesn't mean he's about to kill somebody.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, but that's what they're for, right.
Speaker 2: I think any weapon could be to kill anything, anybody,
Speaker 2: any animal, whatever, whatever usage you have a gun. So
Speaker 2: if so you're saying with him having a gun waving
Speaker 2: in a car, that's people can assume.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't look good.
Speaker 3: It just doesn't look good.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look good. You know, it doesn't look like
Speaker 1: him and his homeboy about head out the hunt for food.
Speaker 2: Or maybe he trying to send a message to them,
Speaker 2: to them jack boys. Right, he does live in Memphis exactly,
Speaker 2: who knows, That's what I'm saying that it might be
Speaker 2: that anyway, But you already sent a message the last time.
Speaker 3: How many messages do you need to send?
Speaker 2: I wonder if this so, was it alive or was
Speaker 2: it just a post on the page, because they said
Speaker 2: it was shortly there deleted. So let's unless the person
Speaker 2: saved the live. Is this a previous video that somebody's
Speaker 2: just now posting on his page that's supposedly his friend.
Speaker 3: No, it was a recent a recent live.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he he because if that was the case,
Speaker 1: he was like that video was taken before, you know,
Speaker 1: I had apologized to you all.
Speaker 3: That might have been my excuse.
Speaker 2: I would have said that if it wasn't the truth
Speaker 2: or not.
Speaker 3: But it was a live so it was in real time.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's just weird.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now, this is the type of shit I'm sick of.
Speaker 2: And this is some real stupid internet news, y'all. And well,
Speaker 2: Jamie Rant is stupid internet news as well. But Sarah
Speaker 2: Jane Comrade Commery Comery, a pregnant NYC Karen is currently
Speaker 2: on video trying to steal a bike from black male
Speaker 2: from a black man. You know, you have you can
Speaker 2: rent these little bikes in the city, right, So this
Speaker 2: guy had already rented this bike. His credit card is
Speaker 2: on it, and looks like she's getting off from work
Speaker 2: and she's basically trying to steal his ride. She's screaming
Speaker 2: out for help, help, like real, Like.
Speaker 1: I hate how white women weaponize their tears against black people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they think that the police is an extension
Speaker 2: of their fucking insecurities and fears, so you know, like
Speaker 2: the police only works for them essentially. And you can
Speaker 2: see how these white guys pull up as she's with
Speaker 2: this fake ass scream and some of her some of
Speaker 2: the people I guess that also work with her, because
Speaker 2: she then takes her name tag off because she realizes
Speaker 2: she's being recorded, right, so she takes her name tag off.
Speaker 2: She starts boohoo, fake ass, no tear crying when a
Speaker 2: white guy walks up. And the part that annoys me
Speaker 2: is that he's not annoyed. But these white men they
Speaker 2: gonna do defend these bitches. And I'm gonna call these
Speaker 2: Karen's bitches because they are and they're very, very, very
Speaker 2: fucking dangerous, you know what I'm saying, Because we know
Speaker 2: when white women cry, niggas could possibly die in a
Speaker 2: real way, right, So for her to still be doing
Speaker 2: this type of shit, it has to be some type
Speaker 2: of charge for that.
Speaker 3: It should be, you know, like and then he was like.
Speaker 1: Can't you just unlink your card to yes, like, give
Speaker 1: it to her.
Speaker 2: That's a grown ass fucking woman. This is not a child.
Speaker 2: I'm not just giving and I'm not just giving a
Speaker 2: kid anything. Right, So because she has these fake tears
Speaker 2: you put and I mean she cut them on and
Speaker 2: cut them off like it was nothing.
Speaker 3: These women are dangerous.
Speaker 2: That is a skill that I have, Yo, that's a
Speaker 2: mental illness that you have.
Speaker 3: I do that. I do that with the police. I
Speaker 3: will I will cry as soon as I get pulled.
Speaker 2: Over the worst day.
Speaker 1: I will do it and it has never failed me.
Speaker 1: So I get it, But I just hate how because
Speaker 1: if you understand the history of white women's tears and
Speaker 1: black men, you wouldn't do that with the police. You know,
Speaker 1: you need to get out of a ticket, don't use
Speaker 1: it against.
Speaker 2: Other So she purposely knows that she could possibly get
Speaker 2: this person killed by shedding a few tears. She knows
Speaker 2: that people gonna come to her defense no matter what
Speaker 2: the situation is. Even a black man, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Even a black man would pull up to
Speaker 2: see what the problem is and and to help her out.
Speaker 2: I just don't feel like we, we as black women,
Speaker 2: get that type of protection because the two white guys
Speaker 2: that pulled up, they didn't give a fuck what was happening, Like,
Speaker 2: give her what she wants? Can't you just can't? You
Speaker 2: just know I can't just do shit, the black guy
Speaker 2: was trying to explain to them, So why would you
Speaker 2: even pull up? Thinking that?
Speaker 3: Can't she just go find another bike? That's not only
Speaker 3: bike in.
Speaker 2: The city, and that's what she ended up doing it.
Speaker 2: Why are you riding bike pregnant anyway? Girl? Get that's
Speaker 2: not like an African mama. Just now, just get okay.
Speaker 1: I know we only typically do three, but I got
Speaker 1: one more that I found just recently, and I just
Speaker 1: gotta share it with y'all. All right, there is a
Speaker 1: woman being called out for reportedly having two separate baby
Speaker 1: showers with two different men for the same baby. Y'all.
Speaker 1: This bitch got on the same dress for both baby showers,
Speaker 1: and it's two different beautiful cakes.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they had the same person.
Speaker 1: To make the cakes and to do the balloons, and
Speaker 1: one nigga wearing a purple shirt and the other nigga
Speaker 1: wearing a pink shirt.
Speaker 3: But it's two different baby showers. How do you feel
Speaker 3: about that?
Speaker 1: Like, if you don't know who your baby daddy is,
Speaker 1: do you have two showers and invite both the niggas
Speaker 1: that you fuck?
Speaker 3: I feel like she's being very thoughtful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, full for sure, thot folk, absolutely very thoughtful. Her
Speaker 2: post says, like I said, two different baby showers, two
Speaker 2: different niggas, same dress, and a bitch thow out here lying.
Speaker 2: This is somebody. I guess somebody posted this, right, she
Speaker 2: want to embarrass my family. I'm embarrassed her. Beware of
Speaker 2: the whoores. I love the word whore. Okay, I love
Speaker 2: to call a bitch a whoror like, oh, just don't
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is wow.
Speaker 1: That you had two baby showers like that is really
Speaker 1: wild for the same baby. And what's even more wild
Speaker 1: is that you chose to wear the same dress to
Speaker 1: both of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she need her.
Speaker 1: Get a different dress. That's like going to two different
Speaker 1: proms and wearing the same dress to both of them.
Speaker 2: But no, not not she got the same theme kind
Speaker 2: of because it's just a different colored butterfly in the back.
Speaker 2: Who Ever did the setup that this is the same
Speaker 2: person and they got paid they was like who for
Speaker 2: a way? She might have did this herself, girl, because listen,
Speaker 2: if you got that type of money that this girl.
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait on the front, you see the letters
Speaker 2: and all that's girl, this is a bit much. It's
Speaker 2: a bit much. It's a bit much.
Speaker 1: She I you know. In this picture, y'all, she's hugged
Speaker 1: up with the guy in the purple, and then she's
Speaker 1: standing beside the guy in the pink, So I think
Speaker 1: she likes the guy she want him to.
Speaker 2: Be the daddy, or the guy in the purple is
Speaker 2: the one who's showing up for real, that's probably who
Speaker 2: needs to be the daddy. But that dude in the
Speaker 2: pink is probably who she wants to be the daddy.
Speaker 2: But he don't fuck with her.
Speaker 3: How embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I mean, just be honest. You know, I know somebody
Speaker 2: who was in this situation and she told both of
Speaker 2: the guys, and they both were there when the baby
Speaker 2: was born. Shit happens, you know what I'm saying that
Speaker 2: The thing is that men cheat, men do all types
Speaker 2: of shit. They just can't get pregnant, right, so we'll
Speaker 2: never see the product of the fuck up. Right. But
Speaker 2: in this case of women, you got to be careful.
Speaker 2: You got at least smash somebody with a condom, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I say this once, and I've said it a thousand times.
Speaker 1: Use condoms, Guys, use condoms, whispery you.
Speaker 2: So much, use a conduit one of them at least, y'all.
Speaker 2: I just make me realistic, okay, I just be trying
Speaker 2: to be realistic because you know, people out here popping
Speaker 2: out pussy baby in summertime.
Speaker 3: The speaking of that.
Speaker 1: It's vacation time. It's time to go on trips. It's
Speaker 1: time to go on trips.
Speaker 2: And they're pregnant. Don't go on too many tricks with
Speaker 2: two different niggas, y'all.
Speaker 3: We're gonna talk of travel when we come right back.
Speaker 2: See, y'all, we back and we want to talk about vacation.
Speaker 3: I know. So I got on my vacation dress. Put
Speaker 3: this on for you and for y'all because I want
Speaker 3: to go somewhere right when we finish.
Speaker 2: Which we want to eat someplace local.
Speaker 1: And what you got all?
Speaker 2: You got your the block is hot A Jayson.
Speaker 3: It's the hustlers.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's that time of year. Everybody's going on trips.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, what is your most favorite
Speaker 1: vacation that you've been on in your life?
Speaker 2: My favorite vacation spot, I would say one St. Thomas.
Speaker 2: If you haven't been to any of the Caribbean islands,
Speaker 2: you don't need a passport to go to Saint Thomas.
Speaker 2: They have very good lobster, very great beaches. It's a
Speaker 2: little expensive. It's still considered a US territoriest. You don't
Speaker 2: need a passport. But my favorite is Anguilla Shoal Bay.
Speaker 2: That's one of the best beaches. And Guilla actually has
Speaker 2: some of the best beaches in the world. Right, so
Speaker 2: you get your fresh lobster and lamb all the shit
Speaker 2: you can eat. They have a lot of good adventures
Speaker 2: you can go on. Like we went to the underground
Speaker 2: cave where we saw like the the tectonic plates. But
Speaker 2: people say they're.
Speaker 3: So you can actually see the plates.
Speaker 1: Yes, and that's where Earth like if they hit, like
Speaker 1: they cause the earthquake.
Speaker 2: Like right now they're saying, like in in Africa, the
Speaker 2: shit is splitting apart. That would be because of the
Speaker 2: shift in the Earth's tectonic plates. Supposedly, so bats was
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 3: In the cave.
Speaker 1: Technically, you know, based on science, the Earth is going
Speaker 1: to shift and calm back together as one solid mass.
Speaker 2: Right, what do you mean just the landform if you
Speaker 2: believe in around Earth where we are one solid.
Speaker 1: There's water dividing us.
Speaker 2: So what they said, I mean the land is going
Speaker 2: to come back to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to be one solid massive land Like.
Speaker 2: Well, you got splitting and have supposedly allegedly it's splitting
Speaker 2: down the middle somewhere is there's a big ass gap
Speaker 2: gaping hole and Africa allegedly. I don't know how true
Speaker 2: it is, but yeah, I seen that. I seen it
Speaker 2: on you know, reputable websites.
Speaker 1: So you saw the tech tannic plates in this cave
Speaker 1: where they would shift. Okay, so you know you were
Speaker 1: in danger? How was that because isn't that like where
Speaker 1: earthquake happens?
Speaker 3: Oh possibly?
Speaker 1: Yeah, shit slip. You know what. I just saw this
Speaker 1: documentary about these white folks that went on a vacation
Speaker 1: and like one of the tourist attractions was to go
Speaker 1: to a volcano, to the top of the vall to
Speaker 1: the volcano where the erupts, and like see it, and
Speaker 1: you know, they made it sound like very like a
Speaker 1: beautiful experience in the brochure.
Speaker 3: So all these white folks went up to.
Speaker 1: This fucking volcano and the bitch erupted while they was there.
Speaker 3: Did they die?
Speaker 1: Some of them did die, some of them survive, and
Speaker 1: they like all burnt up, but some of them did survive.
Speaker 1: And I was watching the documentary like y'all dumb as fuck,
Speaker 1: and let me tell you why, because like the Earth
Speaker 1: was telling them not to come, like on the boat.
Speaker 3: The water was very, very rocky, like it was just
Speaker 3: like it's probably hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like so the waves was just pushing
Speaker 1: them back, like it was hard for them to get there.
Speaker 3: Then when they got there.
Speaker 1: The motherfucking holes and smoking something about the whole smoking
Speaker 1: would have said, you know what a naver shit bounce,
Speaker 1: you know, like, no, it's it kept on and they
Speaker 1: kept going in that bitch erupted and a lot of
Speaker 1: them die. Y'all gotta watch it. This on Instagram.
Speaker 3: I mean it's on Netflix if you want to see it.
Speaker 3: That's scary as hell.
Speaker 1: You just can't go on all these excursions just because
Speaker 1: it's you know, they're trying to make money, especially these
Speaker 1: you know, small countries. They want to make money any
Speaker 1: kind of way they can, you know, so like make
Speaker 1: it a tourist attraction. Go to the volcano. It's your dom.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm not going to a damn volcano.
Speaker 3: No me neither.
Speaker 1: That don't even sound fun of me. That's not the
Speaker 1: type of smoke I want to.
Speaker 3: Do on vacation.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: So my favorite vacation I went to UH.
Speaker 1: I went with this guy. It was his thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 1: This was in my twenties. We went to We went
Speaker 1: on a cruise over Italy and we went to the
Speaker 1: Leaning Tower of Pisa and I got to eat gelatto
Speaker 1: and pretend like I was pushing the tower up, I know.
Speaker 1: And then we got we went to a vineyard and
Speaker 1: I got to stump on the grapes and we drank
Speaker 1: so much wine, Like that wine had us fucked up,
Speaker 1: like we were drinking liquor. It was just a different
Speaker 1: type of experience I remember having. Like on the way
Speaker 1: back to the boat, it was a white girl that
Speaker 1: was on the tour with us, and she was on
Speaker 1: my back like I was carrying her back to the boat.
Speaker 1: We's best friends on vacation.
Speaker 2: I always lay sound kind of slaverish to me.
Speaker 1: It wasn't you know what. Looking back in hindsight, it
Speaker 1: do sound kind of slavery, but slaverish. But it was
Speaker 1: just us having a good time. We was having fun.
Speaker 1: And then we went to Capri, Italy. That's the most
Speaker 1: beautiful place that I've ever.
Speaker 2: Been, and I haven't been in Europe yet. I want
Speaker 2: to go though.
Speaker 1: We walked the cobblestone streets and we had lunch on
Speaker 1: the side of like a cliff. You could see all
Speaker 1: the water. It was just so so beautiful, such a
Speaker 1: beautiful place. And I think we like we took some drugs.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 3: And you know what it was then, I don't remember
Speaker 3: what it was X and it was like a top.
Speaker 3: It was like a topless beach.
Speaker 2: I don't remember what it was.
Speaker 1: I really don't. It was like a top. I just
Speaker 1: remember feeling so happy. So I don't know that's a
Speaker 1: good drug. So and it was a topless beach and
Speaker 1: he was like, you're not gonna take your top off
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, my titties little, I don't
Speaker 1: want to do it. And he was like, what, don't
Speaker 1: worry about them titties.
Speaker 3: Look at these titties. And then I looked over.
Speaker 1: It was like some titties dragging behind a lady in
Speaker 1: the sand. And then one lady had her titty throwed
Speaker 1: up over her like it was really a lady laying
Speaker 1: down under an umbrella close by, and both of her
Speaker 1: titties was like in her armpits, like just.
Speaker 3: Hanging behind her.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, I'm gonna pull
Speaker 1: my titties out. So I was just like frolicking all
Speaker 1: over the beach with my little titties.
Speaker 2: That's one thing I haven't done, Like, I haven't went
Speaker 2: to like be naked on the beach. I want the
Speaker 2: sun to cover my whole body. I haven't done that yet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, like Heatonism, Jamaica Heathenism, heatingism, bitch, So what
Speaker 2: was the PhDs be going out there to get fucked?
Speaker 1: So, y'all, yesterday me and AJ were on the phone
Speaker 1: and we were talking about what'd you say?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I was something came online. I was thinking about, like,
Speaker 2: what's the thought process when you get a train ran
Speaker 2: on you? I saw a postal Instagram and the girl
Speaker 2: was a podcast obviously, right, So she was there with
Speaker 2: her boyfriend and she was like ninety percent women get
Speaker 2: I already had a train ran on them. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: who are you and who the fuck do you hang with?
Speaker 2: Because know me and my friends have not right, was like, well,
Speaker 2: I know a couple I got.
Speaker 3: I do have a friend.
Speaker 1: I have two that I know that actually had that admit,
Speaker 1: because I'm sure there's a lot of women who have
Speaker 1: had them that don't admit.
Speaker 3: You think so a lot I'm sure like not never young.
Speaker 2: High school people had trains ran on them. You know,
Speaker 2: what was your thought process of that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that don't sound fun to me. That sounds like
Speaker 1: a lot of work. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: But I do have one of my friends, she's a PhD,
Speaker 1: very smart, very you know, wealthy, and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Jamaica to get fucked by two guys
Speaker 1: at once.
Speaker 3: And that sounds like that's a vacation.
Speaker 2: And I was like, does she have a PhD?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she actually does. Yeah she does.
Speaker 2: All of PhDs go out of town to do the
Speaker 2: whole ship, like they have these little yachd parties all us.
Speaker 2: These are the bitches that was that freaknek that are
Speaker 2: concerned about this footage coming out now, like just the
Speaker 2: lineage of the most right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So that was her. She's into that. That's a vacation.
Speaker 2: To her, that might be a prerequisite for a PhD.
Speaker 2: Who knows, you gotta.
Speaker 3: Have a trade ran on you. We are not PhD
Speaker 3: shaming or willing to right.
Speaker 1: So I I found this list on world nomads dot
Speaker 1: com and it has six amazing destinations for black travelers
Speaker 1: and it says there's no doubt that black travelers have
Speaker 1: a unique perspective on what can potentially what we can
Speaker 1: potentially experience due to colonialism and racism, But we also
Speaker 1: have a unique perspective to share after visiting a destination.
Speaker 1: That's why green Book Global exists to inspire black travelers
Speaker 1: to see the world, but to also share in sits
Speaker 1: through a lens that is not typically captured. So if
Speaker 1: you're looking for an unforgettable travel experience as a black
Speaker 1: traveler or an ally to the black travel community, be
Speaker 1: sure to check out these destinations. You won't be disappointed.
Speaker 1: So it starts with South America and it's Mediane, Columbia,
Speaker 1: and it has a score of four point nine out
Speaker 1: of five for traveling while black. So I had some
Speaker 1: friends that went to Median and on their story, this
Speaker 1: shit looks lit like their trip looks so fun. I think,
Speaker 1: what's who is like really prominent for Colone being like
Speaker 1: drug cartel thing, Like they got a whole drug cartel
Speaker 1: museum out that bitch that you can go like snort
Speaker 1: some coke out there and then going, I'm joking, but
Speaker 1: there is a museum. There is a museum that you
Speaker 1: go to And then they did like Colombia sky diving.
Speaker 3: You said, not Columbia, right where Mediine Columbia? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I Medane, I might, I might, Yeah you would.
Speaker 1: Escabar, Yeah, that's it. They have like a whole museum
Speaker 1: situation for him, and that looked like fun. And they
Speaker 1: did like some sky diving, which I wouldn't do, and
Speaker 1: like all kind of dope ass ship for the Caribbean.
Speaker 1: The Caribbean.
Speaker 3: They had Barbados on the list.
Speaker 2: That's my place. I want to live in Barbados. I
Speaker 2: just need like a beach old some Barbados. It's expensive though,
Speaker 2: y'all know. Rihanna's from Barbados and she was like the
Speaker 2: Savior of Barbados.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'm sure she's probably the biggest thing that ever
Speaker 3: came out.
Speaker 2: Because they got ready to queen like they they're independent now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they got a four point six out of five
Speaker 1: and it's probably like four and sikes based on the price.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Then after Columbia, there's for Europe, there's Florence, Italy and
Speaker 1: they had a four point five, no, a four point
Speaker 1: eight out of five score, so that was good. And
Speaker 1: then next is the Philippines in Asia. Uh, and they
Speaker 1: said Bali came right behind the Philippines, so you know,
Speaker 1: if you're black, go visit both because they're not too
Speaker 1: far from each other. And uh, the Philippines had a
Speaker 1: four point eight.
Speaker 3: Score out of five. Then is what is this? You said?
Speaker 1: That word is Oceania.
Speaker 2: Oceania. Yeah, so I don't.
Speaker 1: Even I don't remember that from school. Oceania.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it means. Maybe it's I don't know,
Speaker 3: but they're saying Australia.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Sydney, Australia, and they had a four
Speaker 1: point three out of five. And I think that is
Speaker 1: a four point three for black people because they have
Speaker 1: all them fucking animals and insects out that bitch. I'm
Speaker 1: scared to go to Australia.
Speaker 2: I want to go. I want to pass some cag
Speaker 2: You know. Kangaro's a square with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, beach on that. It's just the muscular you talk about.
Speaker 1: You kangaroo come back with pun the okay the dog
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 2: Video beasting out record.
Speaker 3: Look like they just got out of jail. I'm not
Speaker 3: playing with them. Some of them in kangaroo prison. Over there,
Speaker 3: a kangaroo prison.
Speaker 2: Those kangaroos be having girls.
Speaker 1: They chest to be big, like, so you what you
Speaker 1: think they're they're pumping iron girls up.
Speaker 3: To Australia.
Speaker 1: That's one place that I'm I'm scared to go, but
Speaker 1: I always think about what is it? Pe P Sherman
Speaker 1: for twenty three Waller b Way, Sydney. Yeah, you know that,
Speaker 1: you know that if you know, you know.
Speaker 3: Where does that come from?
Speaker 1: It comes from? Uh with Dorry, Dorry and finding Nemo. P. Sherman,
Speaker 1: four weeks four twenty, Wallaby Waye, Sydney. I think it's
Speaker 1: four twenty, which you mean they probably out there smoking.
Speaker 3: No, that was a good movie, girl, you missed out,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 1: So then the next one is Zanzibar, Tanzania and Africa.
Speaker 1: I want to go to Tanzania and it has a
Speaker 1: five out of five scotta be a trip I take
Speaker 1: this year, so it has the highest rating on this
Speaker 1: top six place. And I would love to go to Africa.
Speaker 1: I've always been invited to Nigeria, but I'd be scared
Speaker 1: to go because I couldn't get the yellow fever vaccination. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and people be like, don't worry about it, just go
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna get nothing. And then somebody else will
Speaker 1: be like, girl, I had a friend died from.
Speaker 2: Me too, Like I've had people tell me that because
Speaker 2: you know, I'm definitely not with no damn jabs of
Speaker 2: any sort. And I do know people who go to
Speaker 2: Africa often who aren't who's gonna be taking the you know,
Speaker 2: they just they just get it the African doctor over
Speaker 2: here to finagle some shit. But you know, after the pandemic,
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, will I ever make it to a now,
Speaker 2: like because now you already had to get all these
Speaker 2: other shots vaccinations to go over there. Now they're probably
Speaker 2: gonna add COVID to the list, right, And I'm definitely
Speaker 2: not doing that. Ship So one.
Speaker 3: Place, So did you see that?
Speaker 1: I followed this group called Black and Bali and it's
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Y'all should follow them, and they just show
Speaker 1: all these black people thriving and living and traveling to
Speaker 1: Bali and the things you can do, Yeah, the things
Speaker 1: you can do, and it looks like a lit situation
Speaker 1: and it looks affordable.
Speaker 3: What who went? Who went to Bali for a month?
Speaker 3: Henson Taraji went to Bali.
Speaker 2: He was hanging out with Russell Wilson, Bar Simpson, Barr
Speaker 2: Simpson out there.
Speaker 3: Shut up the bit.
Speaker 2: I need to take some astra ganda something. My brain
Speaker 2: be drawn blank sometimes. Yes she was with Russell Simmons line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's something.
Speaker 1: That seemed dope. If I could go to Bali and
Speaker 1: do yoga with Russell Simmons, that's like a bucket list.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bali is definitely on one of my lists of
Speaker 2: places to go. The only thing is the fuck the
Speaker 2: flight is like twenty four hours, and that is the
Speaker 2: most expensive part of your trip is the flight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you end up paying a lot for,
Speaker 1: is to flight.
Speaker 2: Flights be like fourteen and listen, I've only been one
Speaker 2: other continent and that's China, and I flew in a
Speaker 2: coach seat in twenty fifteen or sixteen fifteen to China.
Speaker 2: I will never go out the country and coach again
Speaker 2: and coach again. Like you if you can't get a
Speaker 2: business class or first class, like save your money up
Speaker 2: for that trip. That shit is held a uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Flying Hey, you man, just go listen.
Speaker 1: I'd have been all over listen, I mean cramped up
Speaker 1: like a drink and I'm going to sleep.
Speaker 2: All I had was like in my carry on was
Speaker 2: talanov PM and like talanaw sleepy time and shit like
Speaker 2: it's like every time I woke up, I took another
Speaker 2: pill war go back to see and the lady sitting
Speaker 2: next to me, she just kept waking me up to
Speaker 2: eat this nasty ass food. I'm like, no, like stop
Speaker 2: touching me, like I'm good, I'm not eating. But I
Speaker 2: never ate until I got to China.
Speaker 3: How was the food in China delicious? Right?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: So or maybe it's different. I went to Carrea, I
Speaker 3: went to Korea.
Speaker 1: That's different, baby, that food out there was busting them
Speaker 1: is eate it?
Speaker 2: But those are different peoples.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, that's why. I just I enjoyed Chinese
Speaker 1: food too, though, But Chinese food and Chinese America Chinese.
Speaker 2: Is not the same. And it stinks over there as well.
Speaker 2: It doesn't smell nice in China. I don't have love
Speaker 2: food though.
Speaker 1: I went to Soul, Korea, and I was on Bussan
Speaker 1: beach and I had like earth so this was weird
Speaker 1: to me. They was on the beach with us, but
Speaker 1: they had all like I seen a nigga get in
Speaker 1: the ocean with a Tommy He'll figure button up.
Speaker 3: Shirt like, why is in jeans?
Speaker 1: Why don't y'all have on Nobody had on real bathing suits.
Speaker 1: The Asian like the Korean people, they were in the water,
Speaker 1: but they had on regular clothes. And I was out
Speaker 1: there in a little bathing people was coming up like
Speaker 1: can I get a picture with you? Because they don't
Speaker 1: see black people right, especially in a bathing suit.
Speaker 3: With all these as I wanted Gang Zhao.
Speaker 2: I arrived at the train station and the first Asian
Speaker 2: I saw was and I'm like, yes, that's me.
Speaker 1: I loved Korea. I felt like there were like ahead
Speaker 1: of us when it came to technology at that time,
Speaker 1: Like all the stuff that they had, we got it
Speaker 1: like two years later. In America. It was a while,
Speaker 1: but I enjoyed myself out there, and the food was
Speaker 1: fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 3: It was, oh, what's your list?
Speaker 2: Okay. So at the beginning of the year, I wanted
Speaker 2: to take a trip, which hasn't happened, you know, but
Speaker 2: be in June my birthday's next month.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I might.
Speaker 2: I wanted to take a trip somewhere where I can
Speaker 2: stay for a whole month. So I started doing research
Speaker 2: to see where was where it was affordable for me
Speaker 2: to go and live for a whole month, you know,
Speaker 2: in another country somewhere. So Bali, that's on your list
Speaker 2: of safest, one of the safest places for black people
Speaker 2: to travel to, our best places. So Bali is very inexpensive.
Speaker 2: Bali Thailand, like the flight is going to be the
Speaker 2: most expensive thing, Like I said, maybe fourteen hundred on
Speaker 2: up if you want to get a business class the
Speaker 2: first class seat. But you're stay there. I actually had
Speaker 2: a friend told me he spent five hundred dollars in Bali.
Speaker 2: That's food and where he's I don't know where the
Speaker 2: hell that wassm tripping. That was actually Hondora's I'm tripping.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Bali, like you can get rent like a
Speaker 2: condor or something like that for like five to eight
Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: For the whole month, for the month. Damn that's good.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: Tanzania is on my list as well. It's inexpensive, very nice,
Speaker 2: best beaches all that. Guess shit, Thailand.
Speaker 1: If I go to Thailand, I'm coming back with some titties.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. I'm getting I might.
Speaker 2: Take a month off and come back snatched some city.
Speaker 3: This this R and P s.
Speaker 2: Right here gone, my niggas.
Speaker 3: That's out of here.
Speaker 2: Lima, Peru, Columbia.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to go to Columbia. Kuchi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people buy Cuchi in Columbia.
Speaker 1: I'm sure pretty good all over these places. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you. When I went to Dubai, we went to
Speaker 1: the pool. We met these Asian guys and they were like,
Speaker 1: come out with us tonight. So we went out with them,
Speaker 1: and they had some holes with them, right, they had
Speaker 1: two holes, And we went to this karaoke spy right,
Speaker 1: and it was like this big ass karaoke situation, like
Speaker 1: like something you never seen before. Like the stage was
Speaker 1: like Beyonce about to come out and.
Speaker 3: Performed like in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I've never seen karaoke spots like this in Vegas.
Speaker 3: It's like like you had your own residency.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you were you about to perform like for
Speaker 1: real like that. So there is this karaoke ship and
Speaker 1: they ordered all the food on the menu, was just
Speaker 1: tasting everything, and the hose was just very kind.
Speaker 3: It was so nice, and I had a very kind
Speaker 3: yes they were.
Speaker 1: I had on high heels and I remember like my
Speaker 1: feet were starting to hurt. Real bad. And she was like,
Speaker 1: you want my shoes, and she had on some slides
Speaker 1: and I was like, hell, yeah, I want your shoes, bitch.
Speaker 1: So I put her shoes on and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: you want to put mine on? And she was like no, no,
Speaker 1: it's okay. The bitch walked barefoot for the rest of
Speaker 1: the night while I walked in her shoes.
Speaker 3: Best hole I ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: You don't walk I wow shoes.
Speaker 1: I have walked in the whole shoe had and would
Speaker 1: do it again. My feet was hurting so bad.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe it's because you paid her to walk into shoes.
Speaker 3: I didn't pay her. Shit.
Speaker 2: Well, she was compensated.
Speaker 1: She was compensated for the night. Yeah, but I didn't
Speaker 1: know that was part. If I was old, that wouldn't
Speaker 1: be part of the service.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: It was an ongoing argument in my last relationship because
Speaker 2: I said, if I ever.
Speaker 3: Go to India, I'm gonna get a massage.
Speaker 2: You can get that here in the state, NA like
Speaker 2: over there, it's different though it's the same ship.
Speaker 3: You had one before the States. What. No, I never
Speaker 3: had a y massage, but I've had like finger popped.
Speaker 3: I had one of those erotic, not finger popped like
Speaker 3: they really it's.
Speaker 2: Like really a technique, you know what I'm saying, because
Speaker 2: you know, the female orgasm is just not just the no,
Speaker 2: that's the thing. Like you got finger popped in the States,
Speaker 2: I did not. They focused on your labia more so.
Speaker 1: They just rub lips.
Speaker 2: Yes, how much is that rubbing your clip rubb?
Speaker 3: Yes, like you're gonna have an orgasm.
Speaker 2: That's the whole point, right, And I'm a manifest while
Speaker 2: I'm doing it. I heard it was different from the
Speaker 2: ship you about to get in America.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's only because they American. That's the only difference.
Speaker 1: If somebody's thinking, they figure your kootie is the.
Speaker 2: Same thing, Listen, if you do a professional Yoni massages,
Speaker 2: could you please email us at contact that talka dot com.
Speaker 2: Thank you, a J.
Speaker 3: I don't want to, I don't even want fond.
Speaker 2: Look, I told this nigga I wanted a Yonie massage.
Speaker 2: She started sending me something random. Nigga living in Vegas
Speaker 2: popping fingering Kouchie.
Speaker 3: In his apartment.
Speaker 2: I don't need you to assist me to find somebody
Speaker 2: to do this thing. But I just said, if I
Speaker 2: go out the country. It's something I would like to do.
Speaker 3: What's the difference?
Speaker 1: You ain't got to go out and I know somebody
Speaker 1: right now? I come and play with that.
Speaker 3: For free?
Speaker 2: No, nigga, I want to pay for it. Okay, I
Speaker 2: want to. I want to pay for it.
Speaker 3: How much you pay?
Speaker 2: Hopefully is no more than fifteen to twenty dollars at
Speaker 2: least giving a forty God, damn, I would tip extra.
Speaker 2: Man would start priced off for Faga pop to be twenty.
Speaker 1: You must be negotiating Indonesia.
Speaker 3: Would you let a lady give you a massagy?
Speaker 2: No, it gotta be a guy.
Speaker 1: If it's not about the sexual experience, what difference do
Speaker 1: it me?
Speaker 3: I still don't want well, you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, So my gonic colleges, I always look for women.
Speaker 2: But that's different though, Like if I would be coming,
Speaker 2: I still want to come for a man. Sorry, No,
Speaker 2: I don't know you all purpose, bitch, all purpose.
Speaker 3: Fly my god to colleges rising.
Speaker 2: That's you.
Speaker 1: Listen, my gonocologists. I don't like my God of colleges
Speaker 1: to be a man either. That's weird.
Speaker 3: My colleges is an old black lady with a beer,
Speaker 3: and that's how I prefer sure, she's a black lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the older, older black woman. You know how we'd
Speaker 1: be growing facial here when.
Speaker 3: We get be plucking mine in the sunlight in the car.
Speaker 1: I got one little one that's coming right here. But already, no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a go to My grandma had one.
Speaker 2: It's all good. Yeah, I purposely look for women gonic colleges.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get not get off all right? All right?
Speaker 2: Oh and hold on. The last place on my list
Speaker 2: that was inexpensive, but a very nice place to visit,
Speaker 2: Costa Rica?
Speaker 1: Costa Rica? Where is it in South America? South America?
Speaker 1: So you said Peru?
Speaker 2: And South America has some really nice you know, and
Speaker 2: you know the people there are black people for the
Speaker 2: most part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hispanic black.
Speaker 1: I don't think they would consider themselves black people.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't consider myself black people, but that's the
Speaker 2: best way to describe the person's description.
Speaker 1: Would you consider yourself?
Speaker 2: I'm an Indian, like a Native American Indian. An Indian
Speaker 2: just means indigenous to the land from here.
Speaker 3: Dumbbitch, so dull.
Speaker 1: Because we've all been a dumb bitch at least once
Speaker 1: or twice. We don't have a dumb bitch story A
Speaker 1: dumb bitch story this week?
Speaker 3: Do you have a dumb bitch experience from a vacation?
Speaker 2: Dumb bitch experience on vacation. I don't really be wilding
Speaker 2: out like that on vacation.
Speaker 1: You gotta be.
Speaker 2: You want to make it home. You don't want to
Speaker 2: nigga leave you nowhere? Well kind of you know this one.
Speaker 2: This is like, this is like the end of my
Speaker 2: relationship Saint Thomas. Bitch. Could y'all imagine like somebody simultaneously
Speaker 2: being in love with you, but then also like post uh,
Speaker 2: this actually happens after the vacation, but it happened on it.
Speaker 2: So I finally let you record us having sex for
Speaker 2: your birthday and somehow this image ends up on your
Speaker 2: Instagram story.
Speaker 1: Of y'all having sex.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's wow. That's the worst shit that ever
Speaker 3: happened to me on vacation.
Speaker 1: That what didn't happen on vacation. It is just from
Speaker 1: your from That is why for him to post that,
Speaker 1: especially posted on only fans.
Speaker 3: At least get us paid for.
Speaker 2: This kid freeze fuck on Instagram.
Speaker 3: So that happened, all right? So this is a dumb
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 2: This is my dumb bitch story, bitch, because I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's he was the dam bit. It took me a
Speaker 2: year to leave that nigga.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's where that's where the dumb bitch energy comes in.
Speaker 2: At not really a year. That kind of was like
Speaker 2: it like within that year. It wasn't a whole year.
Speaker 2: So within that year the ship was winding down.
Speaker 1: I guess this is kind of like my dumbest story.
Speaker 1: It's not really, but it is, all right. So this
Speaker 1: was I was in Dubai with that same guy and
Speaker 1: we met some I met a girl in the bathroom
Speaker 1: and she was like, you're so pretty. I was like,
Speaker 1: I like your nails. And then we were like, we're
Speaker 1: best friends. So we left the bathroom together.
Speaker 2: And then you too fucking friendly.
Speaker 1: And then they came over to our table and then
Speaker 1: we partied with them all night, and then we didn't
Speaker 1: want the party to be over, so we went to
Speaker 1: their hotel room and we couldn't them. I know, y'all
Speaker 1: wanted to hear something nasty happen, but it didn't. We
Speaker 1: all right, So let me just tell y'all about these
Speaker 1: people real quick. They were from Australia.
Speaker 3: No, they were. They looked like Middle Eastern or something like.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I don't know what they're what.
Speaker 3: They were Aborigines.
Speaker 1: And but they were of different religions and they had
Speaker 1: been like dealing with each other since they were loving
Speaker 1: each other since they were kids, but because of their religion,
Speaker 1: they could not be together. So they were both married
Speaker 1: to other people and they would meet in a different
Speaker 1: place in the world every year so they could spend
Speaker 1: time together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was dope.
Speaker 3: So and I used to all get it like it's drunk,
Speaker 3: Like if.
Speaker 1: Y'all love each other, y'all should just be together like
Speaker 1: this real drunken ghetto. So we were in their hotel
Speaker 1: room and she I told her I loved her fingernail polish,
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, I can polish your nails.
Speaker 3: I got to polish here.
Speaker 1: So I let her put this neon orange fingernail polish
Speaker 1: on my hands in the hotel.
Speaker 3: Room and I was like, oh, look good.
Speaker 1: I woke up the next morning it looked like a
Speaker 1: three year old had polished my fingernails. But it was
Speaker 1: all over my hands, all over the place, and I
Speaker 1: had to walk around like that the next day.
Speaker 2: Because little drunk lady, polish your shit drunk as fuck.
Speaker 1: I was walking around like hiding my hands all day
Speaker 1: the next day, So I guess that was my dumbit
Speaker 1: story for travel.
Speaker 3: Travel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, y'all. Summer is here if you
Speaker 2: don't got to stop a body fuck it. Okay, I
Speaker 2: be getting niggas in my whole life of this body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give them whatever body you got. Don't let that
Speaker 1: discourage you about going somewhere.
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