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Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is Monday, the day

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Speaker 1: after Sunday. It is time for church complaints with Reverend

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Speaker 1: Motown and Deacon death Jam. Here we go.

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Speaker 2: We gavel on this path kituus day as we memorialize

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Speaker 2: the reconciliation of the fact that church complaints is done

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Speaker 2: on a Monday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we.

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Speaker 2: Do be hously, we do be iously recognize that this

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Speaker 2: is the been a faction. Oh, stop recollection and dubiasification complainers. Lord, sorry, right,

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Speaker 2: it's all right. Let us begin with uh church complaints.

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Speaker 3: On a Monday, Yes, sir, all right, pastor eye, we

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Speaker 3: got a problem.

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Speaker 1: Brother Chamber is having a problem.

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Speaker 3: Every time he is liquid pouring or running, he starts

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Speaker 3: to peel on himself. If he's pumping gas, he start paying.

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Speaker 3: If he turned on the water on the sink, he

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Speaker 3: starts paying. Now, what has happened is you poured a

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Speaker 3: glass of water doing the sermon yesterday, and of course

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Speaker 3: he started in. So everybody on the pew got well,

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Speaker 3: you know, so they want you to put brother Chambers

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Speaker 3: out the church.

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Speaker 1: It's up to you.

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Speaker 2: Though I'm not going to do that because, unbeknownst to many,

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Speaker 2: I have the same problem. I play golf and it's

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Speaker 2: a water fall, I have to go pill. When I

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Speaker 2: play golf. If I hit the ball in the water,

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Speaker 2: the splash sound causes me to year. If I pass

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Speaker 2: by the beverage cart and the little white girl is

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Speaker 2: pouring a drink.

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Speaker 4: For somebody, I have to go peet.

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Speaker 2: That is why I wear the same long dark robe

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Speaker 2: every Sunday.

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Speaker 4: He you may, I don't leave here. I so leave

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Speaker 4: Brother Chambers alone.

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Speaker 2: And when Brother Chambers figure out how to stop it,

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Speaker 2: somebody let me know. I can stop too, and refuse

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Speaker 2: to wear a depend refuse.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of fat you at it now.

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Speaker 2: I have a McDonald's cup tape to my thigh, ma'am

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Speaker 2: the big gulp or whatever superside supicide.

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Speaker 3: All right, pastor our eye. Here's another situation. Our scooter members.

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Speaker 3: I ask him for a charging section. They've been running

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Speaker 3: out of power. Now we didn't know it, but Sister

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Speaker 3: George Guidry was stuck on the side of the church

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Speaker 3: and didn't nobody know it till Sunday night. So they

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Speaker 3: ask him for a charging section for the scooters.

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Speaker 4: Or we're not gonna be able to invest in that.

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Speaker 2: I've told the people, most of them come here and

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Speaker 2: run their battery down.

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Speaker 4: Shouting.

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Speaker 2: You're riding around in the circle at the church is

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Speaker 2: not praised. Going fast and backing up is not praise dancing.

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Speaker 2: Now you up in the front, just back and forth,

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Speaker 2: back and forth, back and forth. You're running your battery

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Speaker 2: down in the globble run and we're not gonna have

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Speaker 2: a charging station for it.

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Speaker 4: That is not praise dancing.

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Speaker 2: I told y'all to take all the ones in hob

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Speaker 2: arounds off the dam praise dance team spinning in a circle,

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Speaker 2: going forward, being backing up, come halfway down the hill,

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Speaker 2: then you holler, then drive all the way around, two

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Speaker 2: lefts and holler that ain't that?

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Speaker 4: Ain't what that is?

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Speaker 2: Why you praise on your feet.

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Throwing them up rounds and reverse, all fancy stuff, all

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Speaker 2: these gears.

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Speaker 4: You hear them years changing gears changing.

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Speaker 3: Okay, no charge in the station, and you're not gonna

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Speaker 3: ahead it all right.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to do something with this boy. Now

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Speaker 1: I left Cad.

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Speaker 3: You know he's a computer. Get he didn't hacked into

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Speaker 3: sister darn s phase hearing aid and it's playing Lil

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Speaker 3: Wayne sounds doing service. That's why she be cussing, what

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Speaker 3: should we do with this boy?

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Speaker 4: So I think that I'm not gonna discourage that boy.

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Speaker 4: That boy round the beast so criminal. I like that.

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Speaker 4: Get word of hearing the age so I can hear

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Speaker 4: what or she's hearing we we we because I've always

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Speaker 4: wondered what she was saying. We we we we?

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Speaker 2: All right, nothing telling my boss be something to the mustard.

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Speaker 2: That's why Keshki stopped cussing. I wonder what that way,

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Speaker 2: Lou Wayne, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: All right, now this is a serious situation. This is

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Speaker 3: a really a police manor pastor. But I don't know

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Speaker 3: what you want to do with it. I sister Jazmine

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Speaker 3: robbed a bank, butt nicked and got away with it

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Speaker 3: because no one I saw her face. They were all

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Speaker 3: looking at well, well you know, but two of our

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Speaker 3: members were in the bank when she robbed it, and

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Speaker 3: they want you to try to help them get their

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Speaker 3: money back.

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Speaker 4: You say she was button nicked, Deacon.

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Speaker 1: She was butt naked when she arrived the bank.

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Speaker 3: The Jasmine was naked, Yes, yes, her messy, Oh the god,

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Speaker 3: and know when it's her, I know, I know that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's been coming here for four years and I

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Speaker 2: haven't seen her face glory glow. Yeah, because I've never

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Speaker 2: seen anybody puts a whole new meaning to the turn

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Speaker 2: little black dress lord her messy path, you know, I've

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Speaker 2: never I don't have much of a criminal record anymore,

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Speaker 2: so I'm not on probation, So if she needs a place.

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Speaker 1: To hide out, I'll be able to survive.

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Speaker 4: Ain'ting in a bedding for sure. If she stayed my

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Speaker 4: place until it blow over.

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Speaker 1: Can't be money though.

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Speaker 4: Coming up next, we don't know

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Speaker 1: It is, as the clo